*tf2g* ~ tranny faggots 2 general

xth for xionxang come back!!!!!!!!

second xth for what when did xion leave

i asked him if he still posted on /trash/ and he said no

huh
but why

i havent asked why
xion is scary but hes chill

do i post on trash

are we dead yet

im probably dead at this point

im not dead

theres no end

Kill me.

*chains you up in bed*
*reads to you and kisses your forehead*
*tries to make you want to live*

dotsy isn't cute

why is human mean to dotsy?

yes she is

thats probably not human

Hey I'm new to this thread. Is it for legit discussion or shitposting? Because I've got some things to hate on and a thread for it would be nice

Supreme king shitpost has arrived


What any suggestions as to the direction of this threads shitpost train?

ye this thread is mostly legit discussion

btw, are you circumcised???

this thread is for talking about how dotsy isn't cute

>>3977504
shitposting
>>>/vg/tf2 to yell about videogames
>>3977528
what

drive this shitpost train up my butt mr conductor

i want you to conduct your dick into my ass

Yes SIR


Daily reminder that AustralianLongshootHeadClickMann is the best class and that A N Y character can be drawn as a shitty, genric wulf fursona

my dick is conducting a visit in your ass as we speak

*puts cock in your ass and pushes your face deep into the pillow with each thrust as you bite your lip*
*yells, "CHOO CHOO" as i fuck you harder and harder*

LAdies and gentlemann, this is your conductor speaking. We appear to approaching an anus at a high velocity, brace for high impact sexual violence.

unf

sorry tranny fags "LAdies" do NOT go up my butthole

*clenches tightly*

What the fuck did you just day? I will turn this train 360 degrees around and choo-choo the fuck out of here.


I have a quadruple PhD in butt blasting, I'm fairly sure I know what I'm doing

it's 6am

should i make coffee or go to sleep

what do you think

go to sleep with me

This is your conductor speaking.


I recommend a coffee enema, then just drink it.

im replaying spyro the dragon because muh nostalgia
damn i never realized old video games were so long and hard
ive played for 2 hours and im barely at the 10% mark

god shut the fuck with your train meme shit
post normally like a regular person
youre annoying

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coffee anime

*cock softens after i pump my seed into you*
*mischievously begin to pee*
hehe...

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saya is cute

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ah yes i love coffee anime

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mmmm cohee

i made coffee

i unblocked someone on steam earlier

i dont hate them much

i think

who was it

i dont want to say

why not

because

ohh ok

i made a quiet coffee

me too

are you me

>quiet coffee
what

its a coffee that you make really quietly

dummy

am i quiet

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>tfw arguing with someone and random people back you up

i made loud coffee

HOLY SHIT WHY

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>mfw loud coffee

why what
why are you yelling

WHAT WHY WHAT
WHY ARE YOU NOT YELLING

>WHAT WHY WHAT
what

im not yelling cause im not angry

>i will NEVER EVER be a slutty little girl, be dominated by big guys and post pics of myself on the internet for people to see and call me out for being a complete thirsty slut
GOD DAMN I HATE LIVING

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mfw playing pokemon yellow and listening to vaporwave

u.u

hey you

youre a big guy

*fucks you with my big dick*

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Real scunt hours

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>tfw no qt twink bf with some sort of physical disability for me to take care of

was hitler a nazi

the email provider i use is down

girl smiled at me

gross i bet she didnt even have a dick

do you use cock.li

>>3977973
what is the title of this japanese animation series

tom & jerry
you quoted the wrong post btw

id yell at you if I didnt want to fuck you so badly

anyways the name is literally on the picture you dummy

ah sorry, I thought that was a quote from the anime steins;gate that was for some reason slapped on the picture

cumming dicks are the most beautiful thing in the world

i was going to get my tf2gfu something but
what if he doesn't like it

go for it
if he doesnt like it you can always kill yourself

i want to die alone together with my tf2gfu

don't worry little buddy
everyone dies alone

he will probably like it
you can gift someone a scrap and it wont matter, what will matter is that its a gift from you with love

of course that wont be the case if your tf2gfu is a complete cunt but i doubt that

>literally NOBODY here wants me to pee in their mouth
wtf

gross
get a better fetish

ill allow it

a-as long as it is you

yea its me

i knew it!

i will drink all your pee since its you!

ty

you seem really nice

get a room you two

*gulp* *gulp* *gulp*

teehee >///<

*plays oblivion*

*plays pokemon*

*plays team fortress two*

>team fortress two
lame

>accidentally made my pikachu forget thundershock
>didnt save at any point
well im done with this game now

*gives you his thundercock*

>>3986564
it says right there
dagashi kashi

i dont feel good

suicide is the solution

why not
is something on your mind

>tfw want to post a cool meme but then realize its on my computer and not my phone and the computer is gone for the next month or two

describe the meme

i cant
its kind of a complex memw

you could describe it if you were a good memer
youre disappointing

>he thinks memes can be simply described

you know how they say a picture is worth 1000 words?
well memes are worth 1000 pictures
so unless you use at least a million words to describe the meme, it doesnt count

>im a bad memer
thats what ur post says
get good or get out

please dont bully him

he might have a cute dick

http://sin7ven.bandcamp.com/track/awoo

https://youtube.com/watch?v=yLkZY8GjdRw

post a cute dick

can uncut dicks be cute

huh why shouldn't they be cute

i love them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_azCIe_0Kk

rude

i think his voice is kinda annoying

how do i achieve anal orgasms

yeah i wanna know too

you have to not masturbate for a week at least

also don't rush it, go slow and enjoy it like a massage, instead of ringing it like a doorbell, simply tickle until you are blown away by the sensations

*rings you like a doorbell*

my bf cuddles with me and I pocket him as medic~

does he fuck you in the boipucci?

he doesn't 'fuck' me. We kiss each other under the covers, and then he massages and we both have a great time

it isn't a pounding, what am I, a woman?

>tfw no pro soldier main bf to pocket while he stomps casual mm who then frags me in the boipucci and cuddles with me all night
i hate my life

I like trannie, they're nice and cuter than women unless they're into all the social justice stuff

submissive traps who you can treat nicely and nurture are 10/10

i sometimes can do the rollout on process, does that turn you on a bit

>>3998487
men are better than women at everything, even when it comes to being women

if you can PROTECT me most of the time then thats good enough
if you can hit sick airshots so i can congratulate you thats better
now if you can completely pubstomp and make me feel like im helping in doing so i will be your bitch

i made pelmeni

>>4004013
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BinWA0EenDY
Y LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BinWA0EenDY [Embed]
le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP

le epin troll i coax youed int o al e ruxze xDDD tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p
>>>/y/o>>>/lgbt/isten>>>/u/p>>>/h/eres>>>/a/>>>/s/tory>>>/a/bout>>>/a/>>>/lgbt/ittle>>>/g/uy>>>/t/hat>>>/lgbt/ives>>>/i/n>>>/f/eelings>>>/t/hat>>>/lgbt/ive>>>/i/nside>>>/m/e>>>/i/m>>>/b/lue>>>
upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a lie lel
epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous >:D lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote for you :^)
just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ :o WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu?

le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama :D, 5get or faget? keke ebin… SHOOP LE WHOOP :D XDDDDD, here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin
420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? :D le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? >:) tips fedora, le any1 athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez?
RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD :^))))))))

EPIC PWNAGE!………… CUPCAKES (im so randum :) dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA, dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11
le dubs goy! hehehehada dh…. twitch general /twitch/ @:=] kappa :D

>le maymay arrow
is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^(
BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise.
fucking epic ass meme
i love that fucking meme so much man
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :)
*rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M EQ

>>4005982
[esfores]<<<

i really dont get it 2 above comments
someone explain

>>4006176
>>>/s4s/

i still dont quite get it
what is that board discussing?

exactly

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i.. see.

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post tunes

https://youtube.com/watch?v=R08FtVy_o3I

https://youtu.be/1kdJ8kY8N6U

tune me

how

>this video is not available

the first or the second one
https://youtu.be/5SBJA4NKkQo

second

also what is this im listening to here
it sounds very strange

the second one is Tobacco - Braided Cellophane and i can't find another vid of it
what you're listening to there is early Autechre and they've done stranger https://youtu.be/6ZRkOhu3KLY

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>video not available again

aaaaaa and stuff

that one is Autechre - Bine, here's another vid https://youtu.be/F1_xDCf8DEM
what weird country do you live in that blocks this stuff

canada
but im sure its bceause im viewing from phone
i know some video which is allowed on my pc but doesnt even show up in the youtube search results

wikis are great
they're like the best kind of website

had a wet dream
it was hetero

had a wet dream
it was me and ur mom

eww
that completely kills my boner for you

lewd

>>3998842
why did you delete this
i thought it was cute

one day i will PROTECT you

>>4005982
kys

>>4008648
it was an embarrassing post

that's even cuter then

im not unhated

nobody is

>>4007499
do u like boards of canada then
https://youtu.be/ye8IJpyMOfc
>>4007764
why do u say that

if i want a bf so bad, why did i dream of fucking a girl in the vagina

was it a nightmare

no, i remember how her body felt
it was so soft

im having very realistic dreams lately and its getting hard to tell what happened and what was a dream
wakem e up

*wakes you up*
good morning, cutie
*sucks your dick*
>you wake up

>turns out it's another dream

im eating eggs n bacon for breakfast
is this what freedom tastes like

Eggs aren't free, maggots! Guess the price! Wrong! That is too high! Eggs are NOT that expensive!

eggs are disgusting
they suck
succ my eggs

*sucks your disgusting eggs*
wait they are delicious

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i want to be someones dog

i took a nap but i dont feel any better

*rubs your belly*

um

then kill yourself idiot

should I um on you belly?

n

*doesn't do it*

the pleasure of being ummed inside

i really wish human would kill himself
did kiriikp cuck him out of 26dollar yet

i like it when human gets btfo and doesnt reply
i imagine him laying on his pc desk crying and contemplating suicide

i like ignoring things

one can dream

you just want to bully human because you like him

its a little bit of that, a little bit of shitposting, and a tiny little bit of genuine hate

What is your opinion on Dotsy?

you are all sooo stupid i hate you you suck stupid nigger NBIGGER frdjfgvjhJVIUSFNGVNJJJ

shes cute and i wish she didnt hate me

if he doesnt post itt i dgaf

>>4013172
shut the fukc up, half

https://youtu.be/0nbuCPx-314
WAKE ME UP

dotsy looks like a retard, sounds like a retard and is a retard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj2UEYG9-kk

ugghgg this is so dumb why cant i get youtube website links if i use the app
fucking google and their assholes for making everything so dumbed down

https://youtube.com/watch?v=z48NmdWbquw

>>4013248
post his pics

>>4013265
just put the stuff after the / after a watch?v= and change the site to youtube.com

Dotsy looks like a cutie, sounds like a cutie, and is a cutie

i think that has nothing to do with google my friend

Dotsy DEFINITELY doesn't sound like a cutie.

im at a restaurant and the waiter is a qt

what kind of restaurant
who are you with

mexican restaurant with my family so i cant hit on him
s a d

you wouldnt hit on him anyawy

you have never hit on anyone

i

uh

sh-shut up...

why is porn getting posted on the vg thread and not here? i feel insulted

is it good porn
is it thicc

becausw im an epic trole

and no thicc is gross

dont you get a 3 day ban if you post porn

yes thicc is gross

yes supposedly but do you see me stopping

thicc is cute

post one cute thicc thing that isn't drawn

>women
ugh gross

that is kinda cute
where is the dick thou

the dick is in your pantsu silliboi

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Prison%20Gay&defid=2423118

>urban dictionary is a reputable source

but i didn't say that

the definition is funny because it is true

why is it true

Half this site is prison gay, have you been to /r9k/? Why do you think traps are getting so popular?

i think the internet made me gay

i didn't post that thicc
give me a few hours and i'll post some cute homothicc

*gives you a few hours*

well ?

i'm at the mall eating pretzel bites with my family, i can't yet

>with family
>on 4chan

are you like the ultimate robot or something

i'm sharing dank menes from [s4s] with my twelve year old sister
say hi

eww girl
eww brat

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show her this

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why would you do that

show her this

>>4015106
post the full picture of that

its not cropped

>>4015264
oh...

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sorry
have another similar pic instead

>>4015502
thanks

post more?

stop replying
its gay

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shh let him be

>>4016075
>dick as think as his arm
>balls and knot the size bigger than his paw
nope
nope

ok fuck you too you picky bitch

>>4016075
that speech bubble makes this waaaay hotter

>>4016306
wait it's a thought bubble not a speech bubble, whatever, it makes the image really hot :3

its funny how you can't even search for a picture of an apple on google images without having smartphones and tablets thrown at your face

check me out

>>4016476
apple fruit

>35 second video
>30 second unskippable ad about mcdonalds

you can't make this up

>35 second video
>no 30 second unskippable ad about mcdonalds because i have ublock origin installed like a sane person

you can't make this up

am i a sane person

no lmao

my tf2gfu says i'm normal

hunt are u alive

>>4016624
no adblocks on phone
i had some installed but then a new version of google and youtube came along and made all of them useless
fuck ads in the ass tBh

yes
why

yeah
FUCK ADS

*fucks the ad*
hng

o cool
because your last online on steam is 3 days ago but you joined the raffl

FUCK RAFFLS

oh
well i had to move my computer to a different room and the ethernet cable is too short
so now i cant go online on my computer and it sucks

you should get a longer cable
i think

yes you should do that
your brain is humongous human

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im going to do that tomorrow
probably

u know what else is humongous

i dont

:s

his imagination ?

asia
its a really big continent

of course
my big juicy dick

is dotsy's big juicy dick really humongous

you managed to be wrong after i said the answer hahahaha wow

>>4018191
how do you know he has a big dick

>>4018814
i am him

my tf2gfu won a rafl

>>4018814
she told me she has one

and that it's humongous

>>3998487
if you are seeking out trannies then they want to have nothing to do with you, they despise chasers and loathe reminders that they have a dick

trannies are caricatures of women, even more obnoxious, volatile, and uncaring

>>4018905
no you aren't
>>4018936
no i didn't

trannies are better at being women than women

but being a woman is a bad thing

if i'm better than somebody else at being a gay retard is that desirable?

shut up u gay retard

okay i wont's talk anymore

sorry

jk bby u can tslk all u want

thank you

i like talking, when i dont talk to people for a while i get lonely

i also like you, youre pretty cute imo

>tslk

what did he mean by this

talk shit like Kanye

>youre pretty cute
o-oh

well i like listening

w-wanna hook up

[spoiler]nah just kidding im shy as fuck[/spoiler]

>just kidding
idc i want to hug you and grind my dick into your butt

are you in texas?

no but right now i wish i was
shame

it happens, good luck finding your bf

i would make a tf2g zeemap but i don't play tf2 anymore

cute boys are better at being ______

happy
;_;

fucked
obviously

thicc is best answer

>tfw no belly bf whose butt i can bury my face in
:(

i like it when the sun rises
good morning tf2g

>>4014330

>>4020936
good morning
what country do you live in?

>good morning
but its 11pm and im going to sleep
good night tf2g

>>4021143
[spoiler]finland[/spoiler]

>>4021252
oh
i kinda wanna live there
its too hot here in canada

mfw I KILL
ed a mosquito just now

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nice
i see your an IRL (in real life) KILLer

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would you suck a girl's dick
why or why not

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>girl
>dick

make a new thread pookums

>>4024084
>>4024084
>>4024084
>>4024084

new