Zootopia Thread: Unsure of the Purpose of Life Edition Past

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Pregnant bun and fox dad. No cucking allowed.

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Reposting for the anon I made sad that one time.

>>3957601
aww

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Hello trash friends....

>>3957654
Hey man how goes it?

>>3957654
Hello, Mechanic.

>>3957654
I wish I could touch her ears.

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>>3957654

IT'S A TED GETS READY TO FUCK CALVIN ONLY TO REALIZE HE'S A DUDE BECAUSE ALL BUNNIES LOOK THE SAME AND HE WAS DRUNK AS FUCK AND THOUGHT CALVIN CALLED HIMSELF CALVINA AND SOUNDED LIKE A GIRL

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>>3957681
>>3957684
Hey... and, I'm bored...

>>3957498
My question still stands

>>3957718
It's fine, it's not gay if it's prey. Go for it, Ted.

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>>3957718
You seem excited

>>3957721
oh? so whatcha listening to?

>>3957721
We all knew it would happen. I'll be sure to keep checking your DeviantArt

>>3957721
Me too man. Could you draw something for us trash dwellers? If you want to of course.

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>>3957594

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>You will never take Nick's dox fick in your mouth
>You will never get his knot stuck in your mouth
>You will never begin to suffocate and then start drowning as he cums inside your lungs, now panicing for air
>You will never have Nick's dox fick expand inside your body
>You will never feel his dox fick crush your organs as it makes its way to your anus
>You will never die slowly, speared from mouth to ass as he slowly absorbs your body into his own
>You will never be trapped in Nick's dox fick as he proceeds to fuck Judy
>You will never be transferred into Judy's womb
>You will never be born as their child

>>3957746

one day i will masturbate to calvin.

One day.

>>3957749
>DeviantArt
Pass that link, bro.

>>3957764
NO

>>3957601
-yay-

>>3957721
Sorry about your co threads man. Maybe they'll pop back up.

You're an actual mechanic right? What kind of stuff do you work on?

>>3957779
Carpe diem

>>3957718
Just roll with it Ted! Your dick won't know the difference!

>>3957721
/co/ zoot get murdered off again?

>>3957784
http://themechanicguy.deviantart.com/

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>>3957594
I so want them to use IVF trickery and other stuff to make Judy have their baby rabbits.

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>>3957764

>>3957800
For good this time by the looks of it. Oh well, I had months of fun and talked to some great, helpful anons

>>3957654
That's just so cute.

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>>3957764
>People still think Nick and Judy would work
>People still don't realize Zootopia 2 is literally going to be about two new characters who have to save the city while learning about how Nick and Judy were eventually driven apart with Judy as the hard ass chief of police and Nick as the new Mayor of Zootopia

>>3957803
Gracias

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>>3957718
>>3957731
Indeed.

>>3957823
Man, that really sucks for the /co/ anons. Was it because of hotpockets or just waning interest?

>>3957823
Damn, that sucks.

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Just a little Calvin for the late night thread

Hey guys writeyote here! Single and in no way ready to mingle. If you guys want anything written you know who to ask.

>>3957746
I so want this hot slut-bun...

>>3957853
Former. Received so much help from those threads. /co/ jannies just need to be shot.

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>>3957842

>>3957728
That's a very interesting idea Anon! And no, I wasn't planning on having "Sasha might stop existing if Annalise stops paying attention" plots. I'd rather veer towards comfiness now. I do however wish to expand on "Sasha is a phantom, so she has ghosty powers". As for your question, I suppose that it COULD happen, but I probably won't write about it. Probably. It would be too tiresome to constantly have Annalise making sure that she's paying enough attention. I admire your creativity!

-Nate

>>3957875
Judy speaking at Nick's funeral.

>>3957859
>my professor
Shouldn't that be "one of my professors?"

>>3957875
Nick and Finnick just chilling in the van eating chinese and chatting about bun buns?

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Impregnate the bun

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>>3957747
Gilbert O'Sullivan- "Alone Again" if you're interested.... and other assorted oldies....

>>3957749
>Knew what would happen?

>>3957759
... probably... my stuff usually takes a while though...

>>3957795
>>3957800
... yeah... I don't know if they're being pruned or just no interest anymore.. and yes... specialty is classic vehicles, 50s 60s 70s

>>3957875
Nick and Judy on the wild west

>>3957911
For Calvin there is only one that matters.

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>>3957842
t. your ass

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what's happening in Dressed Down?

>>3957842
shut the fuck up

>>3957923
The threads being deleted and everybody being forced off. There's obviously interest still.

>>3957907
Sounds depressing and feelsy. I like it. Any other details you want?

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>>3957842

>>3957875
Craft me a tale of Nick and Judy's tails solving a case while they're sitting in the bullpen

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some smoll edits to that one sqrl
night y'all

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>>3957859
>>3957902

>>3957959
I wanted to leave it to you, see what you could do with it. I was kind of intrigued by the thought because a lot of people have Nick be the one who has to live on and I think that it would be interesting to see Judy have to deal with it instead, especially when it's still fresh.

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>>3957842
>Zootopia 2 is Nick and Judy mad at each other
>Nick is mad because for Judy there is only work
>Judy is mad at Nick because he takes everything not seriously
>He becomes mayor to spite her because no matter how much she works she can't bring deep changes to zootopia
>She keeps on his tail all of the time claiming he is using underhanded methods everywhere
>MY ARCHNEMESIS ensues
>One day both get smashingly drunk
>Passionate Hatefuck

>>3958022
Sounds good man. Starting to work on it now. It will be on the short side even for me.

>>3957916
I so love this.

>>3957779

I did it. I have achieved my dreams.

The /trash/ will forever be my home, and my grave.

>>3958054
No problem. Didn't want something too long anyways, just have fun with it.

>>3958100
I am my own home
I am my own grave
I am the beta and the psi
I am what came after my beginning and the means to my own end
And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

>>3958101
One last thing. Who would show up to his funereal? All I can think of is Honey Finnick and Ms. Wilde

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>>3957759
Gonna need a reasonable request to work on, though... I'm not super creative like some other drawfags....

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>>3957985

>>3958170
Draw an entire page of ellipses

Evening, guys.

Since the thread's pretty slow, thought I'd ask what y'all are listening to right now.

Been jiving to "Wildflower" for a straight week.

>>3958170
Judy slamming some sick dunks on the b ball court?

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>>3958170
Possibly pic related?

>>3958202
Literally listening to that right now

>>3958202
Our theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhMkYF7hvYY

>>3958198
THIS

or draw Nick with the sunglasses in the scene quitting the lab with the predators

>>3958170
Judeon ;)

>>3958169
The police department would probably have officers there, especially if he died in the line, even Lionheart is it was something big enough. Mr. Big would probably send someone, if he didn't decide to come himself. Flash would be there. Some people that they helped in their careers, like the Ottertons.

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>>3957509

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>>3958198
I kinda did once...

>>3958219
Well, sure.... why not, seeing as you provided pic for reference. Makes things go quicker

>>3958209
Possibly later

>>3958263
Eventually, I will anon

>>3957961
Annnnnd... I still want to make love to her.

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>>3958170

You should draw a /trash/ OC. I'm sure someone around here can bring you art of one you'd like, pic related

>>3958269
where does that pic come from?>>3957509

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>>3958202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-NDXtDUcGQ

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So, there's apparently a slightly /ztg/-related HAPPENING at the moment. 10 cops shot, 3 dead. Hoo boy, it's exactly this sort of civil strife that would worry me if I was in their boots.

>>3958269
I still kek

>>3958295
How about a polar bear in a tracksuit with an ushanka

>>3958343
source?

>>3958202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1aS-hi7h38
>D&B

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>>3957923
>if you're interested.... and other assorted oldies....
am I?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBKcAc8VpIw

>>3958295
yei

>>3958327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DcgWOL05lA
I capped it from here, then when someone said "put a wasted sign on it," I did

>>3958343

but anon


this isn't mchorn, i am confused

>>3958343
source?

>>3958370
>>3958428
Just google "dallas shooting"

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>>3958343
It's scary as fuck. I say it as a North Texas poster myself.

Ten Cops Shot.
3 of those cops dead.

One of those cops could have been Judy and Nick.

Do your part : Promote the collaring of Black people to curb their primeval instincts

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>>3958343
Man what the fuck is going on in USA

>>3958343
source of this image?

>>3958507
People are treating BLM, a homegrown terrorist organization, as a group of decent people

>>3958343
If the snipers turn out to be black it's gonna be hilarious.

I mean, I feel awful for the cops and for their families, but I can't wait to hear liberals try to defend BLACK people trying to start a race war, in contrast to how they treated that dylan fucker.

>>3957842

Same boat, my friend, love nick and Judy but their story is done, of course they need to be implemented in the plot somehow, but the movie is called Zootopia, city is the real protagonist of the movie.

Sequel needs new subject and new narrative.

>>3958492
Up to 11 shot, 5 dead.

>>3958343
http://livestream.com/kdfw/live
Here you goo /ztg/

>3958542
No one is going to defend the shooters.

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>>3958512
Dunno, maybe /co/ earliest threads, judging by the archive search. And I'm seeing several pics I haven't seen reposted here yet, by the by.

>>3958343

fuck.

>>3958343
Terrible time to be a cop man, seriously. Almost makes me wanna rethink my career choice sometimes...

>>3958610
Have you even seen what web journos and MSNBC push out noawadays?
Were you even around when Baltimore set itself on fire, everyone tried calling them out as "looters, hooligans, and criminals" and Al Sharpton and CNN were clamoring to say that it was just blacks engaging in a public outcry for wrongdoings against them?

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>>3958295
>planning to draw a scene from the movie
>browse /trash/ for some reason
>find out someone with a similar art style has already drawn the exact still image you were going to draw
>tfw

should i still go for it

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>>3958613
>Judy biting/licking Nick's neck
Can't get enough of this sorta thing.

>>3958613
OK Thanks

>>3958693
also attached pic is trace from big golden book

>>3958693
TWO CAKES
W
O
C
A
KNOTS
E
S

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>>3958693
TWO
CAKES

>>3958492
Didn't you watch Zootopia? This is clearly a false flag by the majority to implicate the minority. TAME collaring them would do nothing but sow further discord -- what you really want to do is make the fox fuck the bunny.
The fox and bunny are not metaphors.

>>3958693
sure

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Don't have anything new, but I'm really happy with how this one came out from a previous thread, I might draw more Remmy later.

>>3958551
They shouldn't kick them out of the sequel or mutate them into weird versions of themselves. They should have a meaningful, sustained kind of cameo-ish set of roles.

I mean, like, Bilbo Baggins wasn't the star of the Lord of the Rings movies, but he was in the first for a good damn reason and served to shift the plot along. Frodo got the ring. It works.

>>3958714
I love assertive Judy...

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>>3958386
You are either old, or autistic... either way, Noice anon

>>3958397
Assuming you are the anon that I will be doing popsicle nick for, be warned...
It's late, I'm tired, a little drunk, and have to work early tomorow on what was supposed to be my day off... and I have a tendency to loose internet and dissapppear without warning... I will do it, it may not be done tonight, but when it is, I will post it here, and to my accounts for you to find it.>>3958693
Do it, anon. Don't let me ruin your motivation

>>3958610
Haha, that's what you think.

Liberals invent all kinds of mental gymnasics just to excuse the antics of non-whites and paint whites as the oppressors in literally every single case.

Fuck, the shooting of that black /pol/ack while he was reaching for his wallet? just happened today? The cop that shot him was asian, and liberals are saying the asian cop is just an enforcer of white policy and it's STILL whitey's fault.

Liberals are a cancer on western civilization.

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>>3958745

>>3958723
>>3958730
thank you i didn't know two cakes existed

>>3958740
Remmy is a cool dude, I hope you do decide to do more stuff with him.

>>3958740
Thanks.

>>3958740
Serves that bitch right.

>>3958610
People defended the massacre on Charlie Hebdo. It's actually pretty common for that to happen, especially if you believe you are on the right side, where harming the "bad guys" won't matter because in the end they are bad.

>>3958781
>Remmy is a cool dude
Remmy is a fucking dork.

>>3958661
You're trying to become a cop too, huh? I'd be lying if I said I didn't feel the same way you did, but don't let it deter you man. Law enforcement has faced worse than these bastards. This is no time to be calling it quits.

>>3958804
Well ya but I really like him, he's no burga badger but eh, still cool in my book.

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>>>/pol/

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>>3958804
>tfw bleating

>>3958833
>>>/mlp/

what happened to the trash movie stream? it seems to have 0 followers somehow.

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>>3958846

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Please God, let this shooting be like the Sandy Hook kids being killed where most people go about their lives uncaring and nothing really happens.

Basically everything that people will naturally gravitate to will make it worse. In a time of economic chaos and all kinds of sick shit, a race war is fucking all we need.

I'm trying to smile and be optimistic. Apathy is better than destruction. Fuck feelings. Lets have apathy.

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>>3958731
>mfw this is a FBI blackops attempt to sway public opinion against BLM and towards the establishment

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>>3958833
>getting mad that a movie about sociopolitics has political posting

>>3958804
AND WE LOVE HIM SO

>>3958879
Trade school taught me that people give like 40% too much of a fuck about everything at any given time. A little strategic apathy can save you a lot of stress.

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Thread seems to be getting a little uncomfy, how about some humor?

>All white people are collectively responsible for some neo-Nazi fucktard killing innocents.
>All black people are collectively responsible for some commie fucktards killing innocents.

If we have to reject individualism and personal freedom and all of that shit, okay, so race war when?

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>>3958879
Don't be like that, apathy is death, let yourself be sad a bit so later you can appreciate and value your happiness.

>3958669
No one will defend the shooters. Not MSNBC. Not Al Sharpton. Not any of the boogeymen that the NRA and Trump want you to fear.

This is a horrible event and I hope that people will mourn the loss of these officers, who were maintaining a peaceful protest until the shooting, before trying to play political football with their deaths. But that won't happen, so say whatever you want about "the liberal media", it's your right. I'll just sit here and mourn.

>>3958941
Grow up.

>>3958941
Yes please.

>>3958941
I'm not really in the mood right now...

>>3958813
Yep, going into my 3rd year at uni for it. And ya I feel ya man definitely not a time to quite. Kinda strengthens your resolve seeing shit like this actually ya know?

>>3958941
Sure, go for it.

>>3958957
Fuck off Kreia

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>>3958758
i'm not even 30, so i guess autism it is

>>3958938
4chan has probably been good for me a bit in terms of this. I'm at a point where I can see someone beating a dog to death with a hammer and such without crying. I'm hardening. Slowly.

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ITS OUT NOW NIGGAS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvWjgp5c70A

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Hi, I screwed up. I went to visit a friend, we drank, I got drunk. I didn't want to but I did.

I tried reading, bu I cant. Its not fair to the authors and its not fair to the listeners to listen to me be stupid and unable to remember the words I read and say.

I really didnt want to get drunk, I just wanted to be with my friend.

Apologies to everyone on the reading list, I promise I'll get this done, I need to just sleep this off. I feel bad, I hate getting drunk, I have hang ups about it now, I feel dumb and awkward when I do, but I'll get over it. I screwed up and I just have to face that.

Can't wait to read more, I really love all your work. I hope I don't sound stupid when I read things, but I definitely sounded really dumb when I reacorded just when.

Please dont worry about me, I'm fine, I just need water and rest.

I love you all. I feel so happy with you all.

Goodbye and goodnight, magical and wonderful /tp/ threads. Everything is going to be okay, I promise.

And I almost posted the VRbit picture where its dead but then I remembered I made a little sleepy picture for it so thats already something Im not screwing up, so thats good :)

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>>3958964
>>3958966
>>3958971

No need to fear, shitty joke anon is here!

How is life like a penis?

>>3958981
im not watching this

Hope you guys like this. I really tried to capture Judy's character in this one.

The room was underpopulated to say the least. Rows upon rows of folding chairs lay barren. Only the front row was filled and the second row was barely halfway full. Judy knew what ever she said wouldn't change anything or make anything better. From her orators podium she could she the faces of the mourners.

Few were very shaken up at all. Most of the force didn't know him as he was a very recent recruit and those that did only knew of him as that smug prick. But some did show up and sat respectfully with solemn faces. Then there was his hustling friends. Finnick looked by far the least shaken up. From what Judy had gathered they were but partners in "crime' and nothing more. Then there was the badger she was sobbing intensely and making those around her uncomfortable indeed. Last but definitely not least was his mother. She wasn't crying in fact her face was all to calm. She was probably bottling up her emotions as she had a rat race to attend to.

Judy cleared her throat and began to speak.

>>3959006
Bye, bye

Sleep tight, bunner

>>3958981
you're a bit late

>>3959006
I want to cuddle a drunk Comicanon and pet his hair while he tries to bat me away.

>>3959010
I don't know, how is life like a penis?

"We are gathered here today to remember a beloved and loving individual. He died helping those around him and I hope he is a inspiration to us all." Judy remembered it, no remembered was to soft of a term. It was burned in to her very being. She was too slow too weak.

"I see faces of those that understand this too. I won't dwell to long on who he was instead we must learn a lesson from his passing. We must be vigilant against the hate that contradicts the very essence of our society." If she drew faster or she could have spotted the ram. There would be no second change nor retry she had failed and Nick was dead.

"The hateful supremacists will not not or should not be defeated with hate or retaliation. No they should be fought with the truth and love. Fighting fire with fire will lead nowhere." The tears were there again. No carrot wine would stop their coming this time. She was in front of a crowd of those that cared and she was failing again.

"All- all I want to say is that I loved him." Judy was fountain of tears. She was useless and pathetic and most importantly she failed Nick.

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>>3959006
<3

>>3958967
God damned right. I'm applying straight out of college. Shit like this just makes me more determined. Drives me to get in better shape and sharpen my marksmanship.

Keep on keeping on man. Can't let these fuckers win.

>>3959006
Just go to sleep, Comic. It'll be better in the morning.

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>>3959041
Your girlfriend makes it hard!

>>3958402
Thanks!

>>3959038
That sounds pretty gay.

Good thing he's prey.

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>>3959066
>gf

>>3959006
Don't beat yourself up man and don't worry about the reading, we can wait
Rest well and hope you're feeling better in the morning ^^

According to a /k/ thread, dallas police scanner just called out a shooter as a black male wearing camo shirt and black shorts, armed with AR-15.

I await the liberal asspain.

>>3959045
Thanks a lot, anon. I'm going to bed, its been a long day. I didn't mean it to have this context. Sorry.

>>3958759
wait what

That Philando Castile guy was a /pol/yp?

>>3959051
I'm not telling you to not be a cop, but do think about pacing and personal limits in terms of getting into shape, possibly taking time getting out of college, and other life change type things. Don't allow circumstances to burn you out, you know? You can marathon some things in life rather than sprint.

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>>3959066
>girlfriend
>/ztg/

>>3959111
Not a problem man. Sleep tight.

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>>3959090
>>3959136

I don't mean to get you down anon, how about another joke, after all we've got to balance the thread comfiness level

Whats the difference between your dick and your bonus cheque?

>>3959117
Not sure of the name, but the one wearing a white shirt that got shot in front of his girlfriend and kid.

Yeah, he had a concealed carry license and thought jews were trying to take over the world. According to /k/ and /pol/ at least. He was pretty much one of the family, to them.

>>3959051
Hell yeah man, keep that shit up. Gotta fight the good fight.

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>>3958551
>>3958743
I'm kinda bracing for new protagonists and a guest role by N&J too, and I'm hoping that their interaction leaves their relationship status even more nebulous.

>>3959096
Yeeeaaaah, they cleared that guy. There's footage of him standing around doing nothing when the shots started ringing out, and his brother has said that he handed his gun to DPD and left afterwards.

He was just a dude OCing.

>>3959006
Dunno if you're still around, but I just finished reading Duke Weaselton Chapter 4. It'll be out by the time you wake up. Sleep tight bunner, and drink plenty of water.

>>3959145
You really wonder what would happen if black people, atheists, gay dudes, lesbians, and other groups actually started conceal carrying in mass numbers.

>>3959141
I don't know, what's the difference?

>>3959006
Goodnight Comic. I don't think a single person here feels that you owe them anything, so don't talk about "fair". We're all grateful for all the time you've freely given.

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>>3959192

Someones willing to blow your bonus cheque!

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>>3959141
my dik slides easier up ur ass

>>3959215
O-oh. Ha. Ha ha...

>>3959141
I can tell you the similarity: I wish both were bigger.

>>3959141
>>3959215
I'm unemployed and still a virgin.

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>>3959215
Hey jokeanon how ya doin

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Chicken Little just wrapped, The Wild starting shortly to wrap up the stream:

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/kHbVzyLgmGn
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/kHbVzyLgmGn
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/kHbVzyLgmGn

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>>3959217

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>>3959269
>This was once Disney

>>3959127
Oh, don't worry, I learned that lesson a while ago. I think I'm doing a pretty good job of balancing it all so far. I just meant that these fucked up occurrences keep me from slacking. They give me a tangible reason to keep going. Slacking off could literally cost me my life some day. That tends to keep a guy motivated.

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>>3959267
I'm doing good my man, just started my 2 week holidays but I've got assignments and preparing for end of year exams...but ill be able to be on during the day, so it will be good to check out them threads

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>>3959184
The Black Panthers kinda tried that with open carrying. The government didn't take it well. Tho apparently, people report that it was hilarious to see the Republicans of the time having no idea whether to hail their stand for the 2nd amendment or cry about armed negros.

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>>3959271

>>3959215
>bonus cheque
>cheque
the fuck is that

also I don't get bonuses when I get my paycheck, I get just above minimum wage.

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>>3959319
M O N E Y

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>>3959311
That's great I'm about to start my summer sessions in a few weeks.
It's gonna be administration of justice so I'm pretty excited

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>>3958219
>>3958397
Here's a rough sketch... like I said, takes me awhile to finish these. I try to make then as close as I can

>>3959316
Yeah, I have looked into that. Wondering about the politics of now, though.

It's kind of funny how both parties flip-flop from 'God is government and government is God' to 'government sucks depending on the issue.

Like the war on drugs is a complete fucking failure, but the Republicans can't admit that, but then they skill look to that as an example (credibly enough) to how badly bans on guns would go. And the Democrats can't admit things in the opposite direction.

>>3959319
Be nice to the Britanons, friend.

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>>3959269
>inb4: It's worse than Little Chicken

>>3959317
top kek at image, what scene is that?

>>3959353
Most Americans just spell it as "checks" and use "checking accounts"
None of your fancy french shit, our ancestors from way before colonization lost a war to take over France and ended up as their own nation

>>3959316
>>3959393
*but then they still

>>3959353
Oh, you mean a check

>>3959408
NEVER

NOT UNTIL THEY PUSH THEIR ISLAND OVER HERE SO I CAN VISIT EASILY

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>>3959418
It's when she's pretending to bleed in the play
I'm glad you found it funny

>>3959463
not as funi as ur mum in bed last nite, tho

>>3959463
>I'm glad you found it, bunny

>>3959458
>Live in Australia
>Not even in the same hemisphere as the motherland

Feelsbadman.jpeg

Night ya'll

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>>3959474
Why would you say that?

>>3959505
Goodnight anon

>>3959513

How about a joke to cheer you up

What do you call a man with a small dick?

>>3959505
Sleep tight bunner

>>3959553
A David Cameron.

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>>3959553
hang on got to pop out for an hour, be back soon! Night if I don't see you before then

Does anyone else have to psyche themselves up to write (or draw) zootopia smut?

I find myself closing my eyes, hitting my forehead once or twice and chanting 'I'm not a furry' several times

Can you imagine Nick watching Judy fall down as a Sniper blows her brains out, only having a few seconds to process it before his own brains are blown out?

Officer Mchorn rushes to their aid only to die because the sniper was skilled enough to aim for his eyes to blow out his brains, in his last dying moments spraying Nick with his Fox Away.

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>>3959579
Alright

>>3959635
lol suck it up

and by it I mean dog semen

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>>3959635
That's... interesting.

Most I do is get overloaded with some stimuli (happy songs, etc) to draw sad things and sad songs to draw happy things.

>>3959635
No. I don't have that problem because I've embraced my degeneracy.

>>3959635
Nah, I've been writing furry smut for years. The only problem comes when I don't know what to write, or where to go with a story next.

>>3959635
I usually drink some and listen to some music, low volume, while I write.

>>3959716
Interestingly enough I'm running into roadblocks now that I'm trying to write something that ISN'T porn. Got any advice?

>>3958353
Here anon, because I like you

>>3959729
try playing it out in your mind see how the dialogue or situation develops?

>>3959729
Honestly, if I knew I'd have a lot more written out already.

>>3959743
Nevermind, that color isnt even close, you deserve better

https://youtu.be/eZgUhN_sF6E?t=27s

Guys

Is it race war time?

I'm frightened

>>3959635
YOU'RE A FURRY

JUST ADMIT IT

>>3959810
ITS TIME FOR PREDS TO TAKE BACK THE WORLD
TOP OF THE FOODCHAIN
TOP OF THE WORLD

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Why does nick has such a girly face?

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it's time for moms

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>>3959810
>I'm frightened

No fear: Judy's here!

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>>3959836
Top Kek
Preds? You guys would end up eating each other with your biological savagery

>>3959888
Well I can't argue with those trips.

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>>3958353
Ok this is a postable version

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>>3959888
MOMS MOMS MOMS

>>3959888
Is a very good mom, I hope she doesn't suplex Rex for being late again.

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>>3959888
MOMS

>>3959873
He's metrosexual-ish, which helps for how guys want him.

>>3959919
Mirthful / 10

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>>3959930
I bet she's bros with Rex.
Like they hang out during her smoke breaks.

>>3959930
What if she suplexed Remmy, sexually?

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>>3959928
>>3959948
I wonder if Visiti's still working on that comic...

>>3959888
>>3959978
>Naked apron
>In a public foodplace

>>3959978
That would be pretty chill.

>>3960000
Its too hot out for clothes.

>>3960000
Clearly she's not at work, as that is not an official Bug Burga apron that she's wearing.

Ozzy's mom is an at-home nudist.

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>>3959836

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>>3959978
>>3960000
I'm assuming this is a very poor family, as a lot of Ozzy's shirts are hand-me-downs.

That being said, anyone think she has a lot of hand-me-down aprons she uses when she cooks at home?

>>3960000
Oh, and before I forget, nice quads

>>3959988
what comic?

>>3960021
In the bugburga pic she doesn't seem to be wearing a shirt.

I jsut watched part of the Fox stream

There's a cop hiding behind a pillar, trying to avoid gunfire, and a nig just bumrushes him and guns him down from behind. The officer moves a little, and gets executed with a shot to the head.

I'm pretty fucked up over this

what the actual fuck

god damn fucking shit

>>3960058
IT'S A CLAWHAUSER GETS FUCKED BY MCHORN AND BOGO EPISODE OF ZOOTOPIA

IT'S A CLAWHAUSER IS ONLY SO FAT BECAUSE HE'S THE FUCKING ZDP'S FUCKTOY AND HE TRIED TO DESTROY HIS BODY SO THEY WOULDN'T WANT TO FUCK HIM ANYMORE BUT THAT ONLY MADE THEIR DICKS HARDER

>>3960108
More cushion for the pushing

>>3960093
>fox stream
i imagined watersports

>>3960093
I'm working to become a cop myself. How do you think I feel?

I hope I'm wrong, but I'd put money on at least one of these fuckers being former military. Or at least somebody with better training than your run of the mill gang banger.

The way I see it, shit like that is a damn good incentive to train your hardest and not let any of your skills slip.

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>>3959903

I'm back, how bout a j-
Holy shit jokebun; what is with this savagery?

>>3960151
Shit, sorry 'bout that, THIS is the link
http://imgur.com/a/n5YT3

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>>3960093
jesus christ america, you guys stay safe

>>3960152
best of luck to you man

my uncle's a cop, pray for you guys every day

>>3960021
>Ozzy's mom is an at-home nudist.
That's actually a cute idea, and I can only imagine Remmy paying her a visit one day, for some reason or another, without realizing that.

>>3960087
Comic is regret.
Link is here: >>3960165

God damn, i can't get shit together tonight.

>>3960093
What the fuck are you talking about

They were attacked by snipers.

>>3960093
Just imagine it being some nasty pred gunning down Judy!

CUTE!
CUTE!

>>3960093
A thousand McHorns with a thousand cans of spray await these niggers in hell. For their first day.

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>>3960161
Whoa there jokeanon
Take it easy

>>3959928
>>3959948
... I never understand the whole child & mother fetish. Like, would anyone of you [spoiler]c[/spoiler]uck your own mothers?

>>3960232
Anonymous, it's not fucking over though.

The death count keeps rising and you can literally find the webm of it on /pol/ if you look.

Hell, someone could post it in the thread but I don't like the kind of juju saving that kind of video on my computer might bring.

>>3960248
in b4 Smiles get all edgy fedora tipping on you.

>>3960198
Many thanks. Hope your uncle stays safe, and I hope this insanity will be a thing of the past by the time I hit the streets.

>>3960152
>tfw I wouldn't mind being a cop
>but I'm a manlet and would probably get a desk job or something

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Hey /ztg/
What's the ZPD's Plan A for capturing predators?

>>3957808
Me too, man, me too

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>>3959988
>I wonder if Visiti's still working on that comic...
FUNNY THAT YOU SHOULD MENTION THAT BECAUSE-
I've got something completely unrelated

This seems like a bad time now, but I finished my reading of Comicanon's Duke Weaselton fic.

https://soundcloud.com/user-312074008/duke-weaselton-4

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>>3960249

There there bun, just caught me a bit off guard; but hey those things happen in the world of comedy.

Speaking of which....

>>3960294
Entertain me anon, what is it?

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>>3960299
FUCK OFF

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>>3960346
Very politely.

They ask them to take a seat.

>>3960299
Seriously, you've got the worst fucking timing right now.

>>3960232
Yes they were, but the fighting apparently went street level at some point. I've seen the video.

I've seen a lot of people dying, but this one was pretty bad. What's worse is that I can easily imagine myself in this situation. This is my chosen career path. I can't help but wonder if I'd have fared any better. Not a healthy train of thought, let me tell you.

>>3960266
Conflicting information everywhere. I've seen so many different headlines I can't keep track of them all. Last one I saw said 4 officers killed, 11 wounded, both shooters in custody and a person of interest turned himself in.

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>>3960143
my sides were sniped

>>3960294
Cute bun bun boys as bate? Then tranc?

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>>3960294
bunny cunny

>>3960305
He'll be happy when he wakes up and gets reminded of it.

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>>3960299
This is my new comic, I call it "Judy is Dead"

ohshitwaitnonevermind

It's the "Judy goes to Hell and Nick is the devil" idea, except there isn't any Nick yet and hardly any hell

>>3960354
>>3960366
I have no idea what is going on right now but okay

>>3960232
>agreeing with this anon
>decide to look at /pol/ anyway
>>>/pol/80173952
GAS THE KIKES
RACE WAR NOW

>>3960299
Not cool anon

>>3960232
https://mobile.twitter.com/seguifox13/status/751278909895745537

>>3960232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUQ25Hj0hdc

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>>3960361
I don't know why, but this made me chuckle, good job anon

>>3960299
So visiti, when are you going to kill yourself

>another artists hops onto the judy is dead train

PLEASe

CAN WE

GO BACK

TO THE HAPPY

>>3960396
Cops are being killed IRL in Texas is what's happening. Hence the whole bad timing thing.

>>3960354
>>3960400
>>3960422

Christ, guys, I don't think he knew about what was happening when he posted.

>>3960299
>>3960396
Visiti you have literally the worst fucking possible time for this. You picked the night that shooters killed like 5 Dallas cops to post that.

>>3960228
oooh yea I remember now, it was an interesting idea, but went way too deep into feels and it felt kinda off putting

>>3960287
There are plenty of smaller cops anon. And the job's not all physical anyway. Many officers have told me that they would rather work with someone who was good at talking to people than somebody who was good at fighting. Good talkers can avoid fights altogether.

And if it comes down to a fight, don't fight fair. You've got a baton, OC spray, a taser, and a radio that allows you to call up eight of your friends to polyester pile whatever son of a bitch is giving you trouble. I don't care how big a guy is, the odds are almost always on the side of the police.

If you want to go for it anon, go for it. You wouldn't be the first vertically challenged officer in the world.

>>3960469
he didn't know, lay off you fucker

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>>3960469
Cut the poor guy some slack

>>3960377
I'd place my money on that info being the most accurate.

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I think we need a joke to lighten the mood a little right /ztg/?

>>3960396
bad timing aside
>"Judy goes to Hell and Nick is the devil" idea
you have my interest, is there a page 3?

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>>3960503
Yeah go ahead

It's a /ztg/ drives off YET ANOTHER content creator because they can't keep their impotent rage in /pol/ episode.

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fresh from the stream

>>3960452
Jesus dude. That would actually be kinda funny if it weren't for the circumstances.

>>3960525
SameFileSameFag

Visitii confirmed for unable to read the atmosphere.

>>3960539
The timing is so hilariously bad I can't help but laugh. Visiti's a tough dude he'll come back in a day or two when it's calmed down a bit.

>>3960544
Against all rationality, I feel like I'm doing something wrong by not being there with these guys.

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>>3960525
Okay so what the difference between oral and anal sex?

>>3960539
I'm sure he ain't quitting just because of the heat, next thread will surely be more comfy

>>3960548
There are two screen capping joke anons here friend

>>3960425
>>3960469
Well shit
Fucking thanks for nothing Texas

But yeah, I can see now that this is definitely not the best time. Sorry about that. Move along please.

>>3960396
>>3960299
>Judy goes to hell
B-but bun is pure! Bun is good!

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>Be a write-guy that supports other write-guys and wants a /comfy/ atmosphere
>Find the whole Judy really not to your taste
>See Judy literally going to hell becoming a thing
>Be unable to come up with a consistent response to all this

>>3960544
>>>/pol/
>>>/int/
>>>/news/

Look
guys
I get that this is big news in America. Really, I do. I understand that a large, breaking headline garners attention.
But it's not really for this thread. Do you think the fucking /plantfucker/ threads and /xenoporn/ threads do this? Are we just going to turn this from "Zootopia" to whatever the current events are every single time breaking news occurs?
This is a thread for Zootopia, not whatever the latest headlines are.

I'm not saying it's not significant, or important, or worth discussing. Just that this isn't the place to do that.

>>3960599
>Find the whole Judy really not to your taste
what?

>Be unable to come up with a consistent response to all this
shit and giggles?

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>>3960569
What?

>>3960596
Just for clarity's sake, visiti, I said kill yourself just because the thought of judy dying makes me horribly sad, I was trying to say you were being insensitive.

>>3960627
For some reason, I typed "whole" when I meant "killed".

>>3960599
It's just another road anon, it'll be tread out soon or maybe it'll keep going long after anything else.

Just write something for yourself, you want comf why not just write about Judy playing darts or something with buddies. Just chilling out.