/ERP/ bread
Mei fucking Pauls ass edition.
Stale bread
>>3168806
>>3171962
I love this edition.
*touches your butt*
>>3171745
Then why don't you start by getting naked
>i smile and manage to peel y hand from your body as i start to take off my jeans and hoodie
Then we will see how much of a bitch you will be made
Nth for RIP in Peace Fish-kun
>>3171661
Well obviously I'm a young lady, I was just fishing for compliments. It's called roleplaying, bub!
>>3171703
Ah~ that's more like it! You totally get it!
>Her hips squirm at first, but then she lowers herself even further down, pressing her slit directly against his mouth. She reaches out a hand to stroke the base of his cock while wrapping her lips around it once again.
>>3171704
Heehee, you really are too much! Well, would you like to prove your devotion to your goddess?
>>3171830
Mm, mmph!
>She squirms briefly, but the enjoys the sensation. Her own tongue wrestles and plays with the long squid tongue as she returns the hug, holding Callie tightly.
>>3171749
Sigh. You're hopeless.
>Rachel lightheartedly teases the loyal servant as he licks her foot. She wiggled each of her toes as the servant's tongue passed in between them. She smiles smugly as he lowers her foot over his aroused bulge. Rachel raised one of her eyebrows in interest after hearing the servant's question.
A favor? Such as?
Hi! I'm new here, anyone wanna date and play some Overwatch together?
I main Mei.
>Mettaton will never come back to defeat LD for us using his powerful, sexy legs
We need him now more than ever.
>>3171847
But it's not much of a show for the audience, is it?
>She frowned down at him while placing her hands on her hips
I wonder if there's anything we can do here to make the audience -cheer-?
>>3171950
(Gah, it's fine. Let's play some other time!)
>>3171915
>Miku catcall whistled, pleased with her performance and the audience replied raucously with hoots and hollers, clearly enjoying the show.
Not bad, not bad at all!
>>3172044
>last time I saw mettaton was in a bar RP where he became Mexican and set the entire place on fire
Wew.
>>3172000
If you wanted compliments, you need only show that beautiful, youthful form, Goddess!
I'll muster up the best tribute to your beauty that I can~
>>3172040
Cheating on me already?!
>>3172044
https://youtu.be/GHQ6ba-n12E
>>3172060
FISH-KUN DINDU NUFFIN
>>3172060
Press F to pay respects
>>3172000
>His cock throbs in her mouth in excitement, and with his hands still on her hips he eagerly gets to work on her slit, rubbing his tongue along her lips in long, slow motions before poking against the entrance and then sinking his tongue inside her, tasting her walls folds and rubbing against them enthusiastically
>>3172065
Kurisu go to bed.
>>3171808
Honestly, I encourage all sorts of drama and shitposting, it livens this thread up, but aside from when I have to work, I keep my own personal problems out of it.
Hey i'm new anyone got the link to LD's discord? Seems like a pretty chill place to be.
>>3172060
>Kenny carefully trying to dance around the issue so he doesn't make LD mad
Grow some fucking backbone you spineless panda.
>>3171775
>The feeling of the magician's hand playing around with his rear still showed no effect on his face but clearly one in his hand. His pace continued working up until he was soon rapidly jerking off in front of everyone; his hand moved briskly, covering and uncovering his swollen head, which looked like it was about to burst. His breathing escalated as well, and it wasn't before long until he was right on the edge of orgasm. Just before he hit that point of no return, however, his hand flew off his cock and the life returned to his eyes.
What was I...? Why do I feel like - !?
>Now back to his normal self, he couldn't understand why he was standing on stage with a full erection - on the very precipice of cumming, no less. He couldn't understand the situation at all, especially why the idol was hanging on to him. And thanks to that, despite his confusion, his arousal didn't calm down one bit.
>>3172081
>>3172086
>>3172097
>>3172015
>Pets the Rachel
>>3172111
Fucking christ I'm in tears.
>>3172106
>>3172111
>>3171991
Y-yes sir!
>She eagerly returned, getting rid of her clothes, tossing her panties aside before standing in front of him in the nude, on all fours.
A-arf! Bark!
>She looks like she's going all in on the whole acting thing.
>>3172111
>trips
>>3172097
It's more like I care very little. The witch hunt is a little annoying though.
>>3172106
That confirms it wasn't shy anon, he is unbanned
thanks
>>3172054
>He stares up at her, frowning slightly.
Well, you could make me beg for it~ Or hurt me a little bit first~ I'm not sure. The audience might have a better idea!
>>3171977
I love you
>>3171994
He was innocent
>>3172044
That'd be interesting
>>3172000
Mmmmm
>Callie continues kissing passionately as she grabs a handful of the goddess's bountiful boobs
>>3171944
Oh yes... so much ink!
>Callie licks her lips, sucking up some of his thick cum
Thank you anon...
>>3171949
>Callie slides her tongue out of Ashley's little mouth, leaving a trail of drool. She licks her lips and smiles
You're a great kisser, Ashley... why don't you come to my bed?
>>3172001
>Callie gulps his cum down her throat and spreads her legs
Ready for round two anon?~
>>3172000
D-devotion...
>She softly repeated, before nodding and stripping her body of her clothing, all except her bra and panties, while she stood in front of Palutina with a beating heart.
Yes...I want to show you my love and dedication...
>>3172157
No you don't, you just want my soul.
>>3172111
Rip in fish.
Is link around?
>Blake
>LD literally banning everyone as part of a witch hunt
This is the funniest fucking thing. You cannot make this shit up.
Fish isn't banned
Jesus, the drama of these threads...
Why can't people just typefuck and let it be at that? It should be simple.
>>3172170
Check your email.
>DMG
Good evening my children. I see it's another... interesting night. How did your Monday treat you?
What are you listening to on this warm summer night?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izQB2-Kmiic
LD's autism is literally making me ill. I wish this kid would just fuck off already.
>>3172192
>I'm just going to keep kicking people until the screenshots stop
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.
>>3172054
>Smirking, she winked towards Miku, slowly pulling her school shirt up and throwing it behind her, right onto someone's face. Slowly strolling towards Miku, she undid her bra, letting her tits bounce out as she handed Miku her bra.
Keep it; Ibuki already has backups at home~
>She promised, before slowly turning around, extending her limbs out for the crowd to see just how lewd and eager her body was.
>>3172192
You're only narrowing down the options withe every screenshot
>>3172199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vRlJrkxsqo
>>3172199
Doing alright fake father, just hanging out with my dear Chara.
>>3172199
Good ol' Nujabes, Papa Bones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qK8LfZAOqKs
>>3172015
>He looks up at her, her smugness made him think she already knew what he wanted. He grabs her foot and moves it directly on top of her bulge.
Well, I was wondering if you could give me a footjob. It felt really good when you stepped on me yesterday.
>>3172209
Check your email.
>DMG
>>3172199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EOWfvX2czw
>>3172209
Fuck you I do what I want!
>>3172209
How fucking dumb are you? It's so obvious it's Kenny and you're getting played. Anyone with a brain can see that.
>>3172209
an if i stop randumly when you ban someone?
>>3172135
Well someone is eager
>i smile and shake my dick at you a little
Lets see if you can suck dick as good as your lips say you can
>>3172199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXSpMP3jwcQ
>>3172170
Damn, how'd you know?
>>3172199
Give me chocolate
https://youtu.be/6JapDyUwAu8
>yfw it's actually LD doing the screencaps herself
>>3172044
AH YES YOU DO, DON'T YOU?
THE ONLY COUNTER TO GREEN FROG HIPS ARE METAL GLAM LEGS.
LUCKY FOR YOU- THE MTT FROG EXTERMINATION SERVICE IS BACK ONLINE.
>>3172250
Fucking LOL
>>3172250
promoting his discord.
>>3172250
>>3172222
>>3172230
Hi DMG.
>>3172250
>>3172232
Oh shit this anon figured it out.
>>3172236
Then you've stopped
I know who I've been banning so it's not hard to trace
>>3172250
>light theme ever
ew
>>3172164
>he pulls his drippling cock back, sliding it between her wet tits until it slips out of their hold, and takes a look at the cum-splattered girl
It was my pleasure.
... but I'm not sure if I feel COMPLETELY drained just yet.
>he looks down her body, going from her now filthy face, over her shapely breasts, down her flat belly, until he's staring between her legs
I think your hole down there ought to have some ink too.
>>3172254
My hero~!
>swoons
>>3172061
Well of course, I'm always ready to receive prayers from my followers! Gaze upon me, oh mortal!
>>3172087
>She gives a small moan in appreciation as she resumes her work. She continues to enthusiastically bob up and down, stopping occasionally to slather his cock with her tongue. Meanwhile her hand gently massages his balls, stretching and feeling at the skin.
>>3172167
Such a good girl~
>Palutena smiles again, stepping towards her with her arms outspread. She grabs the girl in an embrace, holding her head in between Palutena's cleavage
>>3172254
BASED METTATON WILL SAVE US! GIVE HER A HEART TO HEART!
>>3172164
>Without missing a beat, he nods, his cock still semi-hard even after unloading into her.
Heh... I'm ready if you are~
>>3172267
Just a fan listening in tribute.
... Dumb dumb
>>3172199
>that song
Oh that brings back the memories.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5ecvBaqHBk
>>3172232
What.
>>3172249
Good fucking taste.
>>3172275
Autistic returd, i meen if i just decide to stop when you banned someone then start again when you unban the others
>>3172249
Well you can have it, but instead of the usual, we work together just like last time.
>>3172254
OUR HERO ARRIVES
Viral wtd
>>3172164
>Feeling her tongue leave, she softly whined, but nodded and followed her to her bed, kissing her cheek.
Mmm...thank you Callie...
>>3172241
Arf arf!
>She barked up eagerly, eyeing his cock, and slowly leaning in, giving his cock a peck on the tip, before letting her tongue slide down to his base, and back up to swirl around his head, before finally taking it in and sucking on his doggy dick, whining with delight.
>>3172282
*gulp~*...I'm gazing...
G-good GODDESS, I'm gazing...~
ITT: niggas still taking 4chan seriously
>>3172301
>Tomoko plotting spamming the thread with shitposts
He's in good company isn't he?
>>3172254
>Ratings skyrocket as Death By Glamor plays.
>>3172282
>He moans into her pussy at her enthusiastic work, making his cock throb again and again while his balls seem to twitch in the grip of her massaging fingers, and he moves his tongue around more vigorously, tasting her flesh and juices while digging into her depths and massaging her walls, exploring her corners, and teasing her sensitive pink flesh
>>3172315
>taking tomoko the underage serial nude messager seriously
>>3172304
You know you don't have to bark and all, right ?
>i smile rub your head a bit as you suck me off
>>3172279
YOUR HANDSOME, ELEGANT, BETTER-THAN-EVER HERO, THAT IS. YOU HAVE TO PROMOTE AS "NEW AND IMPROVED", DARLING, THAT'LL MAKE MORE PEOPLE GET INTERESTED!
>>3172284
WONDERFUL IDEA, HONEY! EXCEPT MY PLANS WERE MORE OR LESS ON THE LINES OF "MY FOOT IN HER ASS".
>>3172299
THE HERO OF /TRASH/! THE ONE AND ONLY, GRRRREAT AND POWERFUL MMMMMETTATON!!!
Anyone wanna play some Overwatch with me? :(
I'm so lonely.
You all are my friends, some I'll keep for life though! :)
>>3172341
>my foot in her ass
METTATON IS FUCKING AWESOME
>threads still around
>pure cancer
God bless.
>>3172213
Pretty damn good. Don't know if it's the best, but certainly delightful
>>3172216
Chara is indeed a lovely little murderer. Make sure to supply with chocolate and LOVE
>>3172217
I want to do a time lapse of my entire day to this song. Don't really know why.
>>3172230
I feel bad. If It hadn't been for Part 4, I would have never listened to this wonderful song.
>>3172249
Of course my darling Chara~
>takes out several duty free sized bars of milk chocolate from his inventory, handing them to the killer in a stack that blocks her vision
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCrHtr0Cs6g
>>3172254
>Proceeds to edit his essay on mettaton's beautiful legs
>>3172293
It's been far too long since I've listened to this~
>>3172246
I have friends who swear by this game but I never tried it.
>>3172293
>>3172347
>LD thinks that posting meaningless screenshots of the other discord will make them all buttmad
What?
>>3172362
LD can't access the other Discord.
>>3172254
>>3172341
>GRRRREAT AND POWERFUL MMMMMETTATON
... Trixie? Is that you?
>>3172282
>Nodding softly, she stepped forward and let her head snuggle between her breasts, softly kissing them as she lets her own tits bounce out.
I-I'm your humble servant...
>>3172347
>that annie went to discord instead of the threads
What a faggot
FUNPOSTERS OF /ERP/!
RISE UP AND UNITE!
LEND YOUR STRENGTH TO METTATON! ERADICATE THE GREEN MENACE!
https://youtu.be/YHL_Bk60F_4
>>3172372
Are you really that dumb?
Fish will stay here for now.
All of this talk is meaningless. you know who truly wins, right?
Me. I have the high ground.
>>3172379
POST LEGS
>>3172142
Actually...hm, I like making you beg for it, that's a good idea~
>She chuckled with a renewed smile as she reached down with a satiny gloved hand and caressed the side of his cheek
So get to it, or Miku's not even going to consider sitting on her couch~
>>3172148
(NEVER.
Just kidding, I bring him out when my favorite filthy shotacon boat is around sometimes. Hopefully SOON)
>>3172208
Eheh, well that's quite the souvenir for the night~
>Miku removed her top hat and pushed it into it before walking up to Ibuki and smacking her ass playfully
You're either super susceptible to mind control or not at all, it's hard to tell when you're so eager! But the little pole dance got the crowd fired up, so how about an encore~?
>>3172098
I never felt like
>She bobbed her head left and right
I mean! Of course, you were giving the crowd an exciting climax, but I can't help but steal the show~
>She continued kneading his butt as her other hand moved over his and forcefully tugged and stroked at his cock
Keep going, paint the stage white~
>>3172276
I think I agree!
>Callie spreads her legs apart, welcoming him to her wet cunt
>>3172288
Go for it anon!~
>>3172304
I just thought we might be more comfortable here. Now let's get back to business...
>Callie once again starts kissing the girl, and pushes her down onto the bed and cuddles her small cute body
>>3172389
Fish is the hero ERP needs, but not the one it deserves
>>3172338
>The giggling she made while she sucked on his cock told him "yes, but it's still fun". She locked eyes with him as she continued to pay homage to his dick.
>>3172379
Who wants their dick sucked?
>>3172116
>swats the anon's hand away and glares
Don't touch me.
>>3172219
My, my. You really are a pervert.
>Rachel pushes her foot down on the servant's bulge, lightly stepping on it. The complacent grin plastered across the girl's face never left as she teased and prodded him.
But...since you've been good today... I suppose I could grant this one request.
>>3172389
Thank you fish.
Fish a best
>>3172379
Shitposters must work together, not alienate each other.
>>3172338
(FUCK i forgot the picture)
>>3172398
Well, legs ARE nice...
>>3172399
So this is where the shota meme comes from?
>>3172293
Cinders theme is also pretty damn good
>>3172299
Work together? And I don't really remember last time
>>3172361
I swear I'm going to need some kind of property to store all my chocolate at some point
Fish wishes for everyone to be peaceful
Vote fish for best green femme-dom
Is foot-chan here?
>You till never thighfuck Mettaton's legs
>>3172399
H-Hotarumaru? N..no..
I NEVER FELT LIKE
A SMITTEN LOVER
I NEVER FELT LIKE
THINKING THIS WOULD LAST FOREVER
Hey guys whats goin on in here? *headlights on drama bombs*....*drives in reverse slowy*
POST MORE LEGS FAGGOTS
HAVE TO LEND YOUR LEG POWER
>>3172335
He's mad now.
>>3172453
You rang?
OH MY POOR, BEAUTIFUL DARLINGS... SUCH A SHAME IT IS TO SEE YOU UNDER THE UNFORGIVING RULE OF THAT SLUTTY GREEN FROG THING! DO NOT FEAR, BEAUTIFULIES, FOR I, METTATON, HAVE DECIDED TO RUN AS THE NEW OFFICIAL PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE OF /ERP/!
SO PLEASE, DARLINGS, LET US ALL UNITE AND DEFEAT THAT GREEN DICTATOR ONCE AND FOR ALL- AND TOGETHER WE SHALL MAKE A MORE INTERESTING DRAMA! ONE THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE DISCORD OR FROGS- ONE THAT EVERYONE LOVES AND ENJOYS!
#MTT2016
Is there really a Mei here now? I want to worship her fat ass.
FUNPOSTERS!
HE CANNOT SHITPOST WHAT HAS ALREADY BEEN SHITPOSTED! POST YOUR DANKEST MEMES, /ERP/! IF OUR THREADS ARE TO BE SPAMMED WITH NONSENSE, IT SHOULD BE OUR NONSENSE, NOT HIS!
>>3172402
>A blush briefly spreads across his face, leaning into her gloved hand.
P-please sit on your couch, Miss Miku! I'd love nothing else than for you to be allowed to take a well-deserved seat upon it~ Nothing would make me happier!
>>3172455
She was always ours, Miya, you fucking cuck. Don't ever rp or erp with her ever again without my consent.
>>3172468
How are you doing tonight?
>>3172399
Plutia is everywhere
>>3172485
>She
>>3172465
Why does Tomoko even still come here?
>>3172478
Low energy again? Sad!
>>3172482
>>3172414
Yeah, your right
>I smile and gently pull her face away from my cock and i start to lie down
Now lets see how you ride, alright ?
>>3172478
#MTT2016
LD did nothing wrong
https://discord.gg/0z0fZpua19px3h7G
>>3172403
Great!
>he quickly gets down between her spread legs, places a hand on her hip, and moves his still erect cock to her wet slit
A squid like you deserves lots and lots of ink!
>with a firm thrusts, he shoves his cock into her, spreading her lips apart as his rod is pushed into her tunnel and fills her while feeling her walls squeeze around his shaft and head
>he holds on to her hips as he thrusts again and again, not going slow but fucking her hard right away, smacking loudly against her as he pushes his cock inside her over and over
>>3172478
>Raises hands high into the sky
METTATON TAKE MY ENERGY
>>3172478
Will you build a wall? A wall made of legs?
>>3172491
Better
>>3172478
#MTT2016
>>3172482
Only through shitposting can we cleanse this land.
>>3172308
Is that all you're doing? You'd get better that cock out mister, it's time to make a sacrifice to your goddess!
>>3172334
>After a while, Palutena seems slightly distracted from your cock. She pulls her head up to gasp for air, and her body shudders. She moans as she orgasms, juices spilling from her pussy even more quickly. She resumes her ministrations immediately, hand vigorously masturbating the man as her mouth sucks and licks the top again.
>>3172377
I know you are, dear...Let me have a look at you...
>Palutena pulls away from the hug, reaching down to gently grope at the small girls breasts. Pinching and massaging her nipples, she then reaches up to place a hand under her chin. Bending down, she kisses the girl on her mouth.
You're quite beautiful yourself, you know. I would be delighted to have you tonight~
>>3172481
I guess no. All I see is shit posting :(
guess ill try later
>>3172527
Those are very nice feet of yours. Are they for worshipping?
Nigger is mad kek
GIVE METTATON YOUR ENERGY
\0/
''|
/.\
>>3172541
They're all for worshipping!
>>3172526
Can I have your bone?
>>3172402
Either way, Ibuki LOVES the attention~
>She declared, kicking the air again and letting her holes be shown and she grabbed onto the pole and twirled around it, slapping her ass as she stopped with her back against the crowd, bending over and grinding her cheeks between the microphone pole.
Oh, Ibuki hopes this is being taped for later! She has to show her wife this!
>>3172517
Damn picture didnt show
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>>3172543
Explain? What was, 'that'
____ is cancer
>>3172398
>>3172543
Hi dom!
>>3172402
Ah~ M-Miku, I'm already - !!
>Already on the edge of orgasm by his own actions, the shock of feeling the idol forcefully grab his dick sent him over the edge after a couple of strokes. His head leaned back and his eyes closed in pleasure as a few thick wads of semen erupted from his head; two sizable ropes flew onto the stage floor, followed by a a third and fourth that decreased in quantity. His cock continued twitching in the magician's glove; small amounts of leftover seed dribbled out the tip and onto her hand as the wave of pleasure subsided. After it was over, he slowly realized the situation he was in: naked from the bottom down, having been just jerked off by his beloved idol in front of a crowd of people. He stood frozen without any idea of how to react.
METTATON TAKE MY ENERGY!
I vote for whoever is running against mettaton
>>3172549
If you have the time may I worship yours?
>>3172403
Don't have to tell me twice, Ms. Callie.
>As his hands run down her sides, he reaches her slit, running his fingers along it as he soon finds himself rock hard already, rubbing his member against her slick entrance as he teases her.
Gotta get all that ink out, after all~ So let's...
>Pressing the head against her cunt, he pushes in with a swift thrust into her tight hole.
...Go!
>>3172563
The thread, the discord, you, me.
>>3172554
>dislodges his humorous, handing it to you
Happy birthday Parsee! Or belated in this case.
>>3172563
Everyone at this point.
>>3172563
All this fucking dramaposting. Just watch Maury or Jerry Springer instead of being complete fucking faggots. Keep Discord in the Discord, keep the threads in the threads, and stop being so fucking easy to trigger.
>>3172543
No one fucking cares, LD.
You're literally worse than Nue.
>>3172559
>Not using DMG's mic pics
Come on you had one job.
>>3172569
that avatar really bugs me. IT's a very punchable face
Would you get a look at this, Zach? The thread has been sent into a state of chaos by an alien. Kind of reminds me of the movie Plan 9 From Outer Space. Have you seen it? It was written, directed, AND produced by the man of B-movies himself, Ed Wood. Do you know who was cast in this movie? Bela Lugosi! That's right, Mr. Dracula himself. Anyway, Zach, the plot of the movie is that aliens try to resurrect the dead to take over the Earth. Sounds familiar right now, doesn't it?
>>3172535
>His mouth stays attached to her as she suddenly orgasms, his tongue still wiggling around inside her as her juices suddenly flow freely from her, and her eagerly teases and pleasures her throughout her bout of intense ecstasy
>With his face smeared with her erotic juices, he nonetheless keeps rubbing his tongue along her opening and gently pleasing her soaked flesh, while his cock throbs dangerously in her hand, leaking pre into her mouth as it seems to get ready to blow with her vigorous pumping
>>3172569
which one has a punchable face?
>>3172569
Hurray! This proves it wasn't me! But the invite link I had is expired ;-; Sad day.
>>3172604
omg I'm dead
>>3172478
Why doesnt someone just be a better LD? How could you come back if he has no avatar to post as?
Hey so.... I know this may not be the best time to blog post but I feel really down... I just broke up with my bf and he told me... some things. I've been crying all night.
>>3172535
Sacrifice...
Y-yes, ma'am!
I swear, I'll worship you p-properly...~!
Is there a cut tool on ms paint where i can make nonphoto avapics of my vehicle?
>>3172624
Ask Nue
>>3172560
The fact that he sent nude pics.
>>3172615
the pink one. Parker.
>>3172629
Is this who I think it is?
Going to make something really clear right now.
Peach is my bitch.
She sucks cock when I tell her to
She takes it in her big slutty ass when I tell her to
She takes cum when I tell her to.
You all can fuck her, cum in her, do what you please with her. But I'm her Mistress. And I'm the one that makes her toes curl when she cums.
Isn't that right Peachy?
>In loving memory
>>3172624
It'd just be really confusing to have two LDs at the same time
>>3172624
Who would want to be such a ugly ava? And heck erp with her in the first place?
I'll choose my anime waifus anyday.
>>3172629
Get used to it.
>>3172403
Y-you're right, miss Callie...
>she remarked, hugging the squid sister and nuzzling back.
Ah...
I love this Callie...
I don't want this to end...
>>3172510
>Being placed on his dick, she let out a moan as she rode him, grinding her hips into tone with him thrusting into her.
Ah; Oh, fuck...
I-I'm falling in love with the idea of being your personal bitch in heat~
>>3172563
Everyone in the Discord
Lord Dominator
Any avatar who browses these threads and doesn't ERP (if you don't ERP, go to HG)
Furshit
>>3172639
Thanks.
>>3172641
>>3172600
Who's avatar and why do you say that?
Nice thread, Iowa
For what it's worth, I still want LD to forcibly take my cum on her ship against my will.
>>3172517
>WallOfLegs
>>3172667
Sometimes I try really hard not to be cancer, but it's just too enticing, anon.
>>3172667
Thats like 95% percent of the /erp/ population
>>3172682
Nice samefag Dom
Just gonna leave this here.
(cont)
>>3172647
Less we forget.
>Pours out bottle of vodka
>>3172707
>>3172535
G-goddess...
>She mumbled, letting her reveal her body, moaning as she was fondled, squirming delightfully at her touches, before losing herself into her kiss.
A-ah...~
Goddess...please take me. Please use me as yours~
>>3172682
Hi dom!
Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you.
Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I'll be watching you.
Oh can't you see
You belong to me?
How my poor heart aches with every step you take.
>>3172682
I just want to fuck her green alien pussy.
Luckily she still ERPs sometimes.
>>3172629
Hi Nue
>>3172707
Old news and already divorced, besides Chara is mine
>>3172660
Ohhhh i had a feeling you were
>i moan as i thrust harder and faster into you
Hope you don't mind when i pump your tight pussy full of cum
>>3172667
>RP on HG is practically non-existent
>ERP is only for ERP
>Any attempt to make an RP Thread just turns into shitposting
You just can't win.
What really grinds my gears though is people not playing because of shit posting.
>>3172586
>Takes the bone and kisses it before handing it back to him.
T-thank you. Today has been a fun day.
>>3172667
>(if you don't ERP, go to HG)
keep your cancer, I don't want them
>>3172724
>Paul does erps
>>3172724
Yeah but LD's highschool english class hasn't gotten to erotic literature
>>3172698
Which is why /erp/ is shit.
Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I'll be watching you.
Since you've gone I've been lost without a trace.
I dream at night, I can only see your face.
I look around but it's you I can't replace.
I feel so cold, and I long for your embrace.
I keep crying baby, baby, please...
Oh can't you see
You belong to me?
How my poor heart aches with every step you take.
All I know is, is that a mountain can't tame a bear. But a bear can sure as hell tame a mountain.
VINO, COME TO OUR AID!
Who the fuck is DMG
>>3172778
damage
So the Discord fags are banned right?
>>3172778
The Queen of Cock.
>>3172778
Some female, like me :3
>blake
>>3172771
Or maybe you're just the shitty 5% that wont moderinize
>>3172778
Someone who isn't around anymore.
>>3172745
(I-I would, but I have work to do...)
>>3172778
It's were you get your driver's license, I think.
>>3172731
yh ok
>>3172778
An idiot who was screwed over by an idiot autist
>>3172517
So I'm going to assume you're not giving me yours? At least give me chocolate
>>3172707
That was funny as fuck
>>3172745
This
Discord needs to fuck off and stop shitposting
>>3172608
>Her lower body squirms even more from your tongue, tired from the last exertion.
Give it to me, my servant!
>She pants, savoring the taste of precum as she strokes ever harder.
>>3172631
That's a good follower. Your goddess demands an offering! An offering of semen!
>>3172718
I thought you would never ask, my dear...
>Palutena kneels down, planting kisses along her body: first her mouth again, followed by her breasts, moving down her stomach, until finally Palutena's head is between the girls legs. Hands along her hips, she plants another kiss on the girl's delicate slit before luxuriously running her tongue along her inner thighs
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE
Hey guise, anyroom for a Femanon ;3
Don't treat me different just cause I'm a guuurrrrrrllll
Just treat me like one of the brahs :D xoxoxo
Which is more of a circlejerk? HG or here?
>>3172807
who are you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vecJMYvWz6A
HG
Please come and purge us.
I guess foot-chan didn't want to play after all...
>>3172826
The fucking Discord fags are raiding us on LD's orders
>>3172807
I'll fight you cummy loving fuck.
>>3172815
>Erica placed a chocolate bar in Chara's mouth, pushing it in slightly.
There you go.
>>3172800
That's okay.
>>3172831
Yes.
>>3172828
>encouraging cancerous shitposting traitors
Fuck off LD
>>>/Discord/
>>3172823
>Feeling such lewd kisses, Dokuro let out a moan as she squirmed at her touch.
A-ah...
Deeper goddesS, please...
>>3172775
How long are you willing to wait for me to come back with backup?
>>3172848
screenshot of that?
>>3172828
>using discord
>>3172778
Your prom date you ugly sack of shit
MY COCK IS MADE OF GIANT IRON
DARE YOU CHALLENGE THE PENIS
>>3172831
Kpop threads
>Little did you know, we were in fact all the female and the Dom
>>3172893
>implying no 25% hg
>muh facts I pulled out my ass
>>3172823
Uhnnn...
G-Goddess...it feels good to obey...to wor...shiiiiip~!
>>3172893
>posts a dumb pic
>>3172802
Well here comes your first
>i moan out as i pump your pussy full of hot cum as i lean up and kiss you
How was that ?
(also sorry i gtg, goodnight, its been fun)
>>3172903
>Pop of LD'S discord: 2
>Pop of Virra's Dsicord: 70+
Gee I wonder
>>3172893
>citation needed
>>3172523
Oh, yes anon... your cock feels amazing...
>Callie pushes herself deeper and moans
>>3172581
ah... You fuck good... Can't wait to feel that ink inside me
>>3172660
Neither do I Ashley...
>Callie feels the girl's soft body, and massages her little butt
>>3172922
Why the fuck are people so dramatic today jesus christ
Hey guise~~~!!!!!!~!~!!!~!~!~!
GAMERGuurrrrilllll 76 here <3 XD
Just wanted to let you know I'm rubbing one in XD<3
>>3172823
>With his mouth pressed against her pussy, he can only give a muffled moan while his body begins to shudder underneath her and his cock pulsates in her hand as it shoots load after load of seed into her mouth, unloading all its semen as her hard strokes practically milk it
>>3172924
(Night! It's been fun, but I really should be sleeping to. See you all~)
>Ibuki/Ashley/Dokuro
THE SHITPOSTER UPRISING BEGINS NOW. WE WILL TAKE /ERP/ BACK FOR THE CITIZENS.
>>3172922
Stop shitposting Blaziken, it wont make the other shitposters go away just because you flak Virra's discord
At least we know blaziken is a stupid LD cocksucker now
One wonders why you degenerates are still alive. At least you have e-drama to sustain on or else this entire place would reek of degeneracy.
Keep on going with the e-drama, it's fun to see manchildren get worked up over their little typefucking session with other unsuccesful NEET's that will never end up further than becoming a convenience store employee.
>>3172934
*slips my tongue into your pussy and out through your ass*
>>3172939
its just dom starting more drama
>they aren't just doing the screenshot thing for more attention
>>3172418
Hmph, your one to talk about perversion after you came on my face.
>He says while unzipping his pants, and pulling down his boxers to let his aching cock out. He stops her foot with one hand, then moves her foot back on to his crotch.
Hah~
This feels nice.
AS YOU SEE, DARLINGS, MR. HANDSOME METTATON HAS PLANNED EVERYTHING OUT! FOR SEE, I WILL BUILD A WALL TO STOP ILLEGAL SHITPOSTERS SUCH AS A CERTAIN GREEN ALIEN ACTUALLY SUBMISSIVE THING! YOU EITHER HAVE PAPERS TO SHITPOST- OR YOU'RE ILLEGAL SCUM.
#MTT2016
>the discord thread poster isn't stopping so they can get as much as they can and then post in chunks like the /sanc/ leak
>>3172925
>Banning this
You monster.
>>3172922
S-shit. Well, I am not lying about the idea.
>>3172875
It isn't me
Since the /Erp/ threads are dieing, I have a confession.... I took the screenshots.
>>3172981
Thank you robohomo
Does anyone here actually ERP? If not, then where can I go that does?
Preferably of the foot variety.
ERP: Civil War when?
>>3172968
Based Vino speaks the truth.
>>3172969
>posts a baseless statement
>tells everyone else they are wrong because they don't have facts
If you make a statement you have to back it up, not me
>furries
I'm so fucking sorry /ERP/, I really am. I honestly feel bad for you guys.
>>3173003
No, I took the scruunshots
>>3172484
That's good, that's good! Pleading can sway audience decision after all, and I'm going to leave it up to them!
>With a casual step around him, she sat her plush bottom onto his midsection and held up a hand to the audience
If I should sit on this stupid couch's face now, cheer! And if I should make him lick my boot first, remain quiet!
>Of course, an audience with schadenfreude in its heart would choose the second option and remain silent, so Miku shifted to one side and rested her booted foot on the couch's face
The audience has spoken~
>>3172555
>Miku gave a wry smile as she watched the show. The audience seemed to love it, but Miku couldn't help but wonder if this is the one whose hypnotism didn't take effect
U-Uh, my shows are always taped, but you'll have to pay for a copy! And that's an order, really. Panties!
>>3172570
>The teal haired idol nodded with a look of approval at the mess he left behind -- it positively made her heart skip a beat! She gave his ass a playful pat before letting go of him and slipping her sticky fingers between her lips, sucking them clean while moaning softly
Hmm...You did good, Anon. Come, take a bow with me!
>She took a step forward, cautiously avoiding the sticky stains, and took a bow without prompting
>>3172934
>he plants both hands on her breasts, still wet with her own spit, and squeezes them hard while he thrusts again and again, jamming his cock into her wet cunt as she pushes herself against him while his fingers grope her tits
Fuck, Callie... and your pussy feels amazing too...!
>>3172870
>Nodding, she brings her mouth up to Dokuro's slit once more. She runs her tongue along the length before finally burying her face into the girl's crotch. Her tongue digs and explores at her insides, while Palutena's hands grab and squeeze her backside.
>>3172919
That's it! Give it all unto me! Show your love for your goddess!
>>3172947
>Eagerly, she swallows spurt after spurt of cum, not stopping until there's not a single drop left to be pulled from him. She sits up, and then turns around, licking some of the remaining cum off of her fingers.
And thus, you have been saved!
>>3173010
make the shoop
>>3173015
Actually you're supposed to provide the proof i'm waiting XD
>>3173009
I do, but I am so sick of looking at posts of LD's or posts referring to LD I'm taking a break for the day, just lurking.
I'm sure plenty of other avas feel the same. Props to Miku for fighting the good fight tonight.
>>3173009
We do ERP, but lately it's just been one shitty situation after another. And there are feetfuckers here for you. Come back tomorrow.
>>3172968
The only reason to come here anymore is to watch retards take e-drama more seriously then their own lives.
>>3173020
No really I took the screenshoots.
>yfw ERP is kill
Can we go back to /b/ now?
The /trash/ threads are a lost cause.
>>3173035
Oh and Palutena above
>>3173032
Sorry, but why'd you link my marky mark post?
I think the Discord statement is bullshit and Discord is bullshit
BRING THE FIRE UPON US, BRING THE PURITY
>>3173035
Yeah we were really lacking in blogposting for the day.
>Mckanondusntappruve
>>3173042
ikr? It honestly cheers me up so much!
>>3173054
What would change at this point?
>>3173032
hi dom
Here you go based vietnam anon
>>3172934
>His thrusts are short and fierce as he pushes his way into her wet folds.
And you feel fucking amazing!
>His picks up the pace as he pounds her, shoving himself in as far as he can go, his heavy balls smacking against her as he goes for her tits, palming them.
Hell, there's nothing that -isn't- amazing about you!
>>3173069
Hi LD.
>>3173066
Calm the fuck down. This is far from the worst thing that's ever happened to /erp/. We're just watching the fireworks.
>>3173027
>He remains on the floor and pants, resting after the intense climax, before weakly turning his head and looking up at her while still breathing hard
Th-... Thank you, goddess! Thank you for your... kindness... and generosity!
Why does /erp/ or 4chan for that matter hate discord and shit on people for using it again?
>>3173061
sorry, linked the wrong person
>>3173023
>He patiently awaits the audience reaction to Miku's calls, almost all of them remaining completely silent. He glanced over into the crowd to see if it was a trick, maybe he just couldn't hear them, but it was indeed a fact.
W...Well then.
>He gulped quietly, turning his head back towards Miku, to find a boot quickly placed on it. Softly gripping it in his hands, he began to lick the bottom of her boot, being sure to cover every last spot on the bottom of it.
>>3172807
Dude
>>3172860
>She took it out of her mouth
Well I didn't exactly tell you to shove it in my face
>>3173080
>Vietnam anon
KILL YOURSELF YOU VIETNAM FUCKING SHIT
>>3173069
>blogposting
Hel-lo, Discord.
>>3173054
Seriously. We just need to start over.
>>3173027
Guh...
Goddess...I followed...your commands...ah~
I hope my sacrifice is...s-satisfactory...~
>>3173092
>Why does /erp/ or 4chan for that matter hate discord and shit on people for using it again?
Are you familiar with the IRC meme of /a/? It's like that, but not really.
>tfw I don't even ERP at all and just come here for a good laugh.
Come ERP on hga, I'll ban all the cancer.
>>3173087
>>3173102
>>3173098
Sorry, thought you must of been hungry.
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>>3173048
Dude /soc/ is the definition of cancer/
If you like what's happening here, zero erp and total drama go there.
>>3173113
Unfortunately i am not. can you be so kind as to give me the cliffs notes version?
>>3173121
Hey, Eddo! What did the pirate say when he got old on his birthday?
>>3173127
/erpg/ are refugees from /tg/. They're not quite as bad, at least they used to be not as bad
>>3173127
>implying erp didn't belong there to begin with
>>3173100
Aóyã! Nú gùmī
>>3173136
"Aye matey!"
>>3173080
SOME FOLKS ARE BORN
MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG
>>3173119
>Pets the Hoshi.
>>3173147
Nice one Jiro
>>3173092
In my honest opinion the discord takes away from the thread. although I use it too, it's nice to be able to write short replies. And I often feel.... embarrassed about the way I type.
>>3173119
>implying we can actually erp on /hga/
>implying anyone would
That said I have no personal opinion of you
>>3173135
there's a secret club irc that instigates shitposts on /a/. People blamed them a lot, even when they weren't responsible
>>3173136
>>3173147
>Oh brother, this guy STINKS!
>>3173119
Hoshi please kill this shithole.
>>3173151
Ooo that red white an blue!
>>3173147
I am going to find you and fight you, J-dogg.
>>3173023
>He still had no idea what was going on, but didn't miss a beat. He covered his softening privates with his hands and followed the idol's lead in taking a bow. As the audience cheered, he tried to recollect what had lead up to this point - but, he couldn't seem to remember anything past the first few moments after he walked up on stage. Although he certainly seemed to have received a happy ending, he turned towards the bowing idol and half-heartedly lodged his complaint.
Seems a bit dangerous to follow you up on stage, Miku. I'm not sure I'll be volunteering again.
>>3173119
literally no one is going to hga
>>3173124
same
>>3173119
You opening up HoneyBee Inn again?
>>3173177
I go by many faces now
Shall I bring one out for you?
STANDING HERE
>>3173119
You and LD should erp. You'd be perfect for one another.
>tfw hoshi was on discord
What was he thinking, /erp/ ?
>>3172980
Silence. Know your place, whelp.
>Rachel steps on the shaft of his erect dick with a moderate amount of force. She carried a fierce look in her eye as she chastised the servant.
Do you not think you are above punishment just because I decided to grant one request.
>She warns ominously as she started twisting her foot on the naughty cock.
>>3173187
aye matey
I'm eighty
>>3173159
>That said I have no personal opinion of you
>responding to hoshi
>no personal opinion
Why? You're supposed to suck his dick or hate him. Everyone knows that.
>>3173196
I don't know but all you fags look like the same fat bearded basement dweller
>>3173192
It's kind of coincidental how in most games pigs are evil.
>>3173119
hga?
>>3173090
>She smiles, panting just heavily
Of course, my follower. Amen!
>>3173106
Oh, more than satisfactory. Your goddess is very pleased~
>>3173190
I REALISE
>>3173188
Awesome as it would be to ride a motherfucking godzilla porkemonz thing to the Taco Bell, I'm good.
Matey.
>>3173169
I can't even begin making sense of any of the stuff posted here except the ERP. Why don't you guys just have an F-List community instead?
>>3173156
Stop
>>3173159
Hga is for games, silly. Why don't you make one where the events decide who does what to who sexually and ERP that way?
>>3173183
I go there.
>>3173186
Yes.
>>3173191
Who's LD?
>>3173229
Kek, don't worry about it.
>>3173228
Not really. Just like how foxes are associated with cunning, pigs are associated with gluttony. Gluttony in turn, of course, is viewed as an evil thing
>>3173232
THAT YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME
>>3173210
>>3173196
Honestly I find that image to be hilarious and only cements DMG as a cool guy in my mind.
You niggers need to learn to make a distinction between IC/OOC stuff, of course we're all neckbears IRL, who cares?
>>3173251
Trying to make history.
>>3173249
And sort of like how most Avas are viewed as good writers.
>>3173241
>hoshi is this desperate for /hga/ traffic/attention
>>3173251
I'M BREAKING UP INSIDE
A HEART OF BROKEN GLASS DEFILED
>>3173251
TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY
>Hoshi has both communities in his pocket
I hope North Korea gets pissed and blows you the fuck up.
>>3173241
>Why don't you guys just have an F-List community instead?
People would likely confuse us with /tg/'s ERP room, or /ERP/'s ERP room.
Oddly enough.
>>3173202
[Boner expands]
Not your anon. Disregard me. Just wanted to compliment your writing skill.
>>3173241
>Yes.
Make a HoneyBee Inn thread right now, motherfucker. I don't believe you.
>>3173265
I'm actually a girl XD
Silly anon!~
>>3173159
>implying anyone would
I did once. I should have chosen a better partner though.
>>3173280
THE SIIIIINS NEVER DIE
CAN'T WASH THIS BLOOD OFF OF HANDS
>>3173231
Amen!
>He smiles at her before lying back and closing his eyes, and focuses on recuperating from his salvation
>>3173241
>I go there.
that's just sad
>>3173216
>fat
>>3173290
/tg/ has an ERP room?
Fuck I bet they blow us out of the water.
>>3173278
>implying he won't ban all of you because you are all cancer
>>3173216
This guy knows.
>>3173278
Watch me get it too.
>>3173290
Is that a bad thing?
>>3173298
Alright, nigger, let's bring it back.
OK but really what is hga you have my interest now.
ONE ENEMY! TOGETHER, WE CAN DEFEAT THIS GREEN BEAST!
#MTT2016
>>3173310
WAKE UP
>>3172973
Damn son
>>3173026
Ah yes anon... fuck me harder! And keep grabbing my tits!
>She moans loudly
>>3173081
Oh thank you anon... I hope you can completely fill my pussy!
>>3173299
THE RIGHT FROM WRONG
>>3173308
You're a pendejo. You couldve fugged one of mine.
>>3173325
holy fuck it's baron corbin
>>3173326
They don't. They devolved in to an F-List circlejerk pretty quick, and ONLY like OCs
>>3173206
>>3173326
they're the guys from /soc/'s erpg like I've been saying. They focus a lot more on 1 on 1 and OCs instead of canon characters, so yeah in general they're probably a bit better.
>>3173310
Wake up
>>3173316
LET THE WORLD FEAR US ALL
ITS JUST MEANS TO AN END
>>3173335
#MTT2016
>>3172604
Truly underrated post.
>>3173333
Are you even capable of good RP? If you're from HG you probably write like shit.
>>3173343
WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE
>>3173308
>Cries in the corner
>>3173333
Based Hoshi getting quads and saving ERP
>>3173335
I know, let's fight drama with drama, that's sure to cancel it out and produce less drama, while at the same time not making me look like a massive fucking idiot
#hahahastag
>>3173372
I KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN TOLD
THE WISHES OF THE PEOPLE CAN'T BE CONTROLLED
>>3173364
I want to taste that shark togue...like right now
>>3173381
Hey, KK
>>3173206
>Open another browser
>real rocket science kiddo
Oh god I laughed way to hard
>>3173372
THAT VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE
>>3173346
Ryouna was the only one stupid enough to fuck in that place at the moment, Who are you?
>>3173379
>Gives negative fucks.
>>3173354
>downloads firefox
>you like this
>>3173400
BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAYYYYY
What happened to ragyo?
>>3173407
Your prom date you ugly sack of shit.
>>3173385
>>3173333
These two being here together is going to cause a black fucking hole to open up.
>>3173418
Got the butthole cancer. She died.
>>3173385
nothing you do could make you look like a massive fucking idiot, that would be like saying it makes you look like a useless orphan, you dont need help with that
>>3173333
Ban all of them as cancer you gook fucking shit
>>3173414
I'VE CARVED MY OWN PATH, YOU FOLLOWED YOUR WRATH
This thread makes the entire /v/ board look sane and fun.
>>3173385
BUT YOU ALREADY LOOK LIKE A MASSIVE FUCKING IDIOT, GORGEOUS!
#MTT2016 #GETDOMINATED #R-R-REKT
>>3173418
Gone back to HG
>>3173431
BUT MAYBE WE'RE BOTH THE SAME
>>3173396
Hi LF
>>3173422
Yeah, because you were so active back then Okarin, your loss.
>>3173366
Not really, I wrotr a shit ton of fanfic. Plus there's really nobody worth RPing in HG.
>>3173374
Oh, I see. Maybe just private meetups then.
>>3173425
I'll implode, watch out.
>>3173430
But The Honey Bee Inn on /hga/ is no hold bars.
I probably won't even be moderating. The Janitors are probably too busy playing vidya.
>>3173095
>She cooed in a surprisingly sadistic tone as she watched her personal couch drag its tongue along beneath her boot, making it all clean, when he was finished, she knelt down beneath him and gave him a bit of a reward in a whisper:
From now on, being around boots of all kinds will arouse you, got it? Stripes~
>With a devious chuckle she stood upright and nodded
He cleaned beneath my boot just give so I'll give my volunteer couch what he came here for!
>With a glance downwards at the face beneath her, she slowly lowered her juicy leotard covered bottom, closer and closer to his face
>>3173182
Oh yes, yes you will volunteer again. In fact you want to because you quite enjoyed it.
>With a wink she whispered the word "negi" and implanted the suggestion to return in his
Now then, please support your favorite idol by buying her CDs, and goodnight!
>>3173431
THE WORLD HAS TURNED AND SO MANY HAVE BURNED
>>3173436
>Tfw you can't even fap in these threads anymore because or the insane amount of shitposting
>Tfw even shamchat is better than this
>>3173407
I only did it because you randomly came at me out of no where. I hate you.
>Removes from steam.
>>3173457
If you aren't an ERPer of someone importance, then no one cares.
>>3173457
I wouldn't actually worry about it too much. This current drama festival will end up crashing and burning sooner or later.
>>3173438
>#GETDOMINATED
This is why we love you Mett
>>3173470
BUT NOBODY IS TO BLAME
>>3173342
>He breathes hard, occasionally moaning, while he thrusts hard, slamming his pelvis into hers and filling the place with rythmic slapping sounds each time he each time he pushes his cock inside her cunt, filling her hole with his member as deeply as he can, while his hands squeeze her breasts, sinking their fingers into her soft tits and groping them roughly while he plows her
Yes! I love your tits... and your cunt... and your whole damn body, you sexy squid!
>>3173342
>Pushing her heaving breasts together as he grinds into her, he pants. His dick rapidly pumping in and out of her slick walls as he gives it his all.
I-I will! I'm gonna fill you to the brim, just like I did your mouth! I'll give you every single drop!
>leave for about 20 minutes to photoshop a new Ainz pic and sheer bloody chaos erupts
Almost like a bomb went off or something.
>>3173457
GOOK FUCKING SHIT CAN'T EVEN BAN THE CANCER
>>3173479
(You)s mean they care
(You) care
>>3173471
I know....
>>3173479
I'm not an ERP but I am important.
>>3173484
Everything 404s, anon. Everything. Just make it fun while it lasts.
>>3173489
YET STARING ACROSS THIS BARREN WASTED LAND
>>3173438
So you're saying I need to use the greentext because it wasn't obvious enough that I'm impersonating you with that post?
sorry you couldn't realize that
#thesearestillfunnyrightmom?
>>3173503
>Sheer Ainz attack
NO WEAKNESS
>Lord dominator
>>3173454
It's sad that for some reason you autists think I'd shit on KK. Dispatch yourself with a kitchen knife to the throat s’il vous plaît. Now go back to sucking dick fuccboi.
>>3173455
Nah, that was just me meming you.
>>3173526
I FEEL NEW LIFE WILL BE BORN BENEATH THE BLOODSTAINED SAAAAAAND
>>3173538
You arnt even screenshot anon, no names no sale
>>3173460
All...Kinds of boots, will turn me on from now on, Miss Miku~
>Happy in his hypnosis-induced submission, his eyes went wide, mouth slightly agape as she repositioned herself over him, slowly lowering her way towards his face. He wanted so badly to lift his face the rest of the short distance to her ass, but without being ordered to, he would simply wait as a good couch should
Hey, everyone! This is Joey from Joey's Super Cool Food Reviews!
III'M BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
Hello, ERPers, how are you doing? Today I'm doing /ERP/'s Lord Dominator, everyone. It kinda looks...J-Just check this out!
Okay, gang, this is /ERP/'s very own Lord Dominator. It comes with: autism, uhh.. a BIG chunk of ego, wow look at the size of that, gang! It also comes with a small amount of IQ and a literal piece of shit, everyone!
Aaaaaaaand we're byeaack!
So what'd you think, muchahos? It looks kind of sad, doesn't it? You would think /ERP/ would put more care into presentation, but it just looks.. bad. You know, the service at /ERP/ wasn't that good this time, either. I ordered a side of parents, but I guess they forgot and it also looks underage, but eh, what can you do? It's /ERP/ afterall. I'm raaaaaaaaamlbing!
Anyway, I'm gonna get right into it, gang! Let's give this a shot
>Joey grips the slimy, vile thing between his thumb and index finger and bites through half of it.
Mhm.. Right off the bat, I just get the overwhelming taste of autism. WOOOOoooooow, they really packed that on, gang! They weren't kidding around in their advertisements, I'll give them that! It's so overpowering, it masks everything else. Let's give this another shot.
>Joey tosses the rest of LD down his gullet
Mhm.. uh huh.. okay, okay that time I got a hint of the shit, but the IQ is almost non existant, gang.. Will this get any "Woo woo woo's"? I don't think so, gang.
Anyway, thank you all for tuning in! This is Joey saying... Peeeeeeeaaaaaaaceeeeee~
>>3173538
>LD
>literal small man with power fantasy
>calling others little man
>>3173202
>He grits his teeth as Rachel hurts his cock, squirming around under her foot. He looks up at her to speak, and in return he only sees nothing but pure contempt in her eyes.
You- nrgh! I'm just saying, being lewd isn't necessarily perversion.
>Although in pain, his cock countinues to grow under her rough footjob. A pearl of pre began to seep out of his head, dropping on to his stomach.
>>3173552
BENEATH THE BLOOD STAINED SAAAAAAA-AAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAANNDDD
SHITSTOOOOOORM
>>3173531
So, can I be unbanned now?
Someone told me to say Hi to you guys.
Also he told me to tell "El Dee" to suck it, what'd he mean by that?
>Ld is poisoning the roleplayers who hugbox him
Not gonna lie ive been lurking you guys threads for months....came buckets
>>3173602
Tell LF he's a cuck
>>3173591
SHITSTOOOOOORM
>>3173531
I LITERALLY DID NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU JUST SAID BECAUSE YOU MADE ABSOLUTELY ZERO SENSE SO INSTEAD I'LL JUST CALL YOU A POO-POO HEAD!
#MTT2016 #GETFUCKED #YOUSUBMISSIVEBITCH #MORELIKE #LORDSUBMISSIVATOR #HAHA #YOU'RELITERALLYUNDERAGEKIDSTOPTRYINGTOARGUEAGAINSTASUPERIORROBOTOVERTHEINTERNER:^)
>>3173584
RULES OF NATURE
>>3173606
Wot?
>>3173639
>Scrolls to the next shitpost
>>3173670
>scrolling to your own post
>>3173492
I-I love you anon! Now fill me up~
>>3173494
Do it anon! Coat my insides!
>>3173658
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
GOLDEN RAYS OF THE GLORIOUS SUNSHINE
RED SUN
RED SUN OVER PARADISE
HERE I AM
>>3173602
Clawdia is CUTE.
>>3173697
WITH THEIR LIV-...
oh...
It really is quite loud in here but...forgive me if I'm wrong. Some of your males are 'in season', are they not?
>>3173394
Now it's getting hot and heavy.
Why haven't you left the shitstorm?
>>3173722
Best taste.
>>3173737
Are you a Vietnam fucking shit?
>>3173733
What is this? Are you trying to flatter your way out of getting clawed? Because it's working, so stop.
Would ya cut the malarkey? There's a white man talking up here!
Silencio! Hungowa!
>>3173749
>You can pinpoint the exact moment Chara's heart breaks in two
>>3173745
>We'll never have a Mayhem player
>>3173737
Almost everyone here is.
>>3173548
Wanna have an actual chance now?
>>3173760
Would create lesser undead.
>>3173749
>Discord
>Nice community
MY
FUCKING
SIDES
>>3173737
>hurls baby juice grenade
>>3173231
L-lady Palutena?
>>3173736
Gosh darn it Papa Bones.
>>3173712
SETTING DOWN SUCH A BLOOD RED LIGHT
>>3173749
>tried to act like they liked the thread, came back for one day then fucked off forever again
Nice
>>3173778
Hell yeah!
>erps you
>you enjoy this
I'm insane.
>>3173799
thx
>>3173749
If this is true why is Aliciana still allowed
>>3173737
Yes I am.
>He drools from looking at her
>>3173812
>Her face was dead the whole time
>this is the face of orgasm.
The absolute madman.
>>3173736
THE LINE!!!!
>>3173796
Oh, sorry, I was distracted. I think your Goddess needs to rest for now.
>>3173745
It has always been my dream, to nibble on the neck of a cute shark grill
>>3173749
Lmao
>>3173561
Being around me must be hell with such a thought implanted in you, huh?
>She sneered a bit down at him, but a glint in her eyes indicated it was more playful than otherwise. Shaking her ass just inches from his face, teasing and taunting him with her fishnet clad hips, she steadily planted her bottom onto his face and crossed her legs with a smile
Now I'm sure my perverted couch will try something lecherous, like rub his face against my thighs. Stripes~
>>3173826
>It was actually Bobby Ace
You fugged the bobby mane.
>>3173775
Almost everyone..?
>The elf's lips stretch open, and she licks over them before she stretches.
That's quite a bit to handle, but, I'm sure I can do my best, then.
>>3173792
>The grenade clatters by the elf's foot, who looks at it with a squint. Once the detonation occurs, she shrieks, and jumps back. Still, she's within the coverage area, and ends up covered with a shower of baby juice.
Uncalled for! Where's the rapscallion that did this!?
>>3173822
You truly are.
>The Elf slinks up to him, with her hips casting side to side, and brings her thumb up to catch some of his drool. She opens her plush lips, and sucks his spit off from her digit, before she giggles.
Do you have anything...thicker to give me? Human, correct? Have you a name, or is this a chance encounter?
>>3173830
Okay lady palutena, rest well!
LOCKED AND LOADED
>>3173771
Fuck
>>3173835
Good luck with that/ That shark girl doesn't put out
>>3173848
So this is what contemplating suicide feels like...?
>>3173778
Yes.
>>3173826
>This is actually one my fetish.
Fuck.
>>3173774
I'm dead inside, y'know?
>>3173857
LET THE MERCURY RISE ON UP
0/10 gore didn't even make me look away
>>3173864
I would do literally anything it takes to make you feel better, Chara.
>>3173866
Yup yup! Now be a good little girl and just do it! Just suffocate yourself with your mammaries ufufu~!
>>3173694
Y...nngh...you asked for it!
>He pounds into her full force, huffing as his cockhead pushes up against her womb with animalistic lust. His hands from from her bosom and down to her hips as he continues for a few more moments.
H-Here it comes! Every last drop...!
>His last few thrusts slow down into a final shove, erupting with an intense climax as the rest of his thick seed pours into her, filling her to the brim as he empties himself into her depths. He groans loudly, feeling himself soften as he almost reluctantly pulls out of her with a wet "pop." A trail of their mixed juices oozing out of her slit as he collapses on top of her.
Th-...that enough ink for you Ms. Callie?
>>3173866
She could of moved out the way of the lazor.
>>3173849
>He drools heavier from her seductive actions
Yes, Yes I do, you sexy little elf. I am a human, my name is Steve. What's yours?
>His eyes trace her sexy body as his erection begins to grow and drool begins to add up yet again
>>3173865
>dreams shattered
>hopes crushed
>lost chance to taste some sweet sushi
Killing myself brb
>>3173841
((Hate to bail, especially since this is going real well, but the tired is getting the better of me. Tata for now~))
>>3173897
>Aetenus
Dont defile the clock with yoru shitty OC
>>3173897
>erps Kurumi
>she likes this
>>3173894
I'm fine, I'm over it
>>3173841
Miss Miku, are you still taking volunteers?
>>3173694
>he looks down at her, seeing her face still stained with remains of his cum, and he tightens his grip on her tits and hammers away at her, rocking her body as he penetrates her harshly, impaling her cunt over and over
Y-yes! I love you, Callie! Take all my cum!
>he presses his pelvis against hers and pushes his cock deep inside her, and his hands cling to her breasts while the rest of his body begins to shiver in ecstasy, his cock pulsating inside her tight tunnel as it pumps load after load of cum into her, coating her womb and filling her pussy with seed until the man has been completely emptied
>>3173925
>face off: directors cut
>>3173911
I felt the same bro but no worries, for maybe I shall dawn the sexy shark skin asfter I slay her. Then I can be sexy female shark you may nibble.
>>3173918
(It's fine, it's fine. I'd never expect anyone to stick around in such a shitstorm anyways. 'Nighty night~)
>Magician ver. Miku
>>3173947
>Putting this much effort into her terrible replies
Have some pride
Your days are numbered, ERP.
>>3173974
>implying there's anywhere else for people to go
>implying migrating or outright disowning the threads will keep people from typefucking on 4chan
You're delusional
>>3173943
It's getting late for me, I'd rather not, sorry. I'd rather drop the curtain for the night's events, but I'm always around~!
>>3173774
IKTF
>sad.jpg
>>3173974
The last goredumper joined us on /b/. I miss guro anon