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>>3162196
first for liking and subscribing
*touches your shirt*
>>3168717 (Muku Show)
>She was still making some decisions, though they are all leaning towards doing what she thought Miku desired - a show. The fairy raised her cute butt and waved it in the air, scooting a bit so her quivering pucker was shown for the whole audience to see.
I... I wanna play, Mistress!
>Adept knowledge of dog behaviors. How nice!
>>3168717
>His teenage self blushed as he tried to look away, but instead just awkwardly looked at her puffed-up chest. His normal-self would probably be adept at stealing glances without detection, but he felt his face turning red at the sight. He tried to stammer something along the lines of how old he thought he was, but he stuttered through something unintelligible through a cracking voice.
Where's spection?
Anal sex?
Remember that today is national facesitting day! Show your love for all the naughty anons by sitting on them!
This is still not a lie I promise you.
>There will never be a collectible card game based around /ERP/
>You will never open a pack and get the ultra rare holographic card of your favorite ava
Hellooooooo everyone
>>3168879
You know I don't do anal.
>>3168888
>>3168884
I don't want you to fart on my face
>>3168888
>You'll never own a DMG card
>>3168884
Sit on my face!
>>3168888
>you will never get quads
>>3168914
>DMG went out of print to make room for shitty LD cards no one wants
>>3168884
Woah woah woah...Are you volunteering?
>>3168906
I want a Secret Rare Chara!
Summoning Monster Musume girls!
>>3168884
>national facesitting day
I don't believe I've heard of that before.
>>3168888
>blow all money on card packs
>always get a bunch of useless Luffy and Chara
>even an LD that's actually just a misprint
>spend my last dime on one pack in a walmart
>open it
>card inside
>only one
>smells actually fucking rotten and decayed
>art is a mess like it was never meant to be printed
>tfw finally got my ultra rare holographic Kurisu
>>3168888
>Shitposters will never be a Joker on a card game.
>>3168915
>>3168956
I'm sorry but it's much too early in the morning for me to take part, perhaps later in the day~
>>3168968
It's the truth! Honestly!
I want to pull a copy of all blondes.
>>3168984
I love these.
>>3168933
>DMG will never be removed from the ban list because LD came later
Fucking hate shitpost power creep,
>>3168998
Maybe someday you will anon!
>tfw Galko so thicc she got printed on three cards
Official LD card set here
>>3168993
Awww, bummer. I'll be asleep or at work then ;-;
>>3168806
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PARSEE
>>3168906
>>3168957
Woah!
>>3168984
I love this
>>3169079
Official LD card holder here.
>>3169079
>middle pic
Kinda hot.
I've had cards for a while now.
Ribi-writer's card set, with Ribbon the most common and Dark Matter the rarest~
>>3168866
My my, you're quite a show-off, aren't you?
>She giggled as she watched the fairy show off -- her decision wasn't off, she certainly wanted a show for the audience, and they certainly seemed to be enjoying it intently
I guess I could reward my doggy. What shall we play, hm~?
>She doffed her top hat once more and pulled out a rather lengthy chew bone while she waited for Ribbon's answer
>>3168869
>A glint of intent formed in her eyes as she realized just -how effective- this "transformation" of sorts was. He was so awkward at trying to scope even the eager girl out and even unconsciously cracking his voice! It was enough to make her clap a bit, and soon even the audience was
...Ahem, I'm sorry, what was it you said~?
>>3169102
https://youtu.be/y69QZxO4G2s
>>3169079
I opened this pack and all I got was Mei.
>>3168866
>Muku
>Miku
I just noticed this.
>>3169087
I'm sorry anon. If it's any consolation I am on a break, so you may see me even later in the day~
>>3169186
What rarity would I be?
(Too lazy to update with new avatar)
(Fun fact: Hinoka and Shigure both have cards already)
>>3169182
A-MEI-ZING
>>3169079
>That loli LD
C U T E
>>3169217
Common
>>3169217
S since you arnt around all that much
Remember people. Don't reply to it.
>>3169170
>She smelled the chew bone and started panting eagerly. That was a good treat. She wanted that bone.
Wh... What do you want to do? I wanna play fetch!
>>3169168
Clawdia a cute.
What are the card rarities we are using
>>3169125
well we are on /trash/
>>3169155
One of my favorite ones actually
>>3169182
Must've been misprints then
>>3169228
QT3.14
>>3169259
Remember everyone, ignore the DMG fanboy
Are we posting our cards here? Miku has seven different variations and a later set gets you Pepsiman, Shauntal, and Stocking~
>>3169170
>He collected himself and calmed down when she told him to speak clearly. It was obvious he was trying to turn his head away from certain parts of the idol but couldn't pry his eyes from her.
S-sorry, Miku! I'm a huge fan! I'm 16 j-just like you are!!
>>3163151
A robot
>>3169314
underage b&
>>3169168
The only pack I want to open
>>3169172
It was pretty meh
>>3169203
Well, with some luck then!
Who would be the cover character and which two characters would the structure decks be based off?
>>3169168
Luffy's card set. Daisy is the most common while Luffy is the rarest. Comes with a Sans card holder that says a pun related to the character each time a player takes a card from it.
GIMME SOME INK GOD DAMNIT
>>3169369
Peach/DMG decks for sure
Want to trade a secret rare Iowa, ultra rare Sponty, 2 rare Trixies, and a limited print 1st edition golden Ragyo, for a copy of the Limited Edition: Special Cuddler's Collectors set Miyafuji that was only given out to people who attended the event.
>>3169295
Says the bitch who posts DMG's face without permission.
>>3169302
Maybe I can get a Miku to sit on my face~
"Trixie's card!"
>>3169393
I'm not sure if I can give you ink, specifically.
But I guess I can give you something...
>>3169396
>You will never trade your friend's Holo Peach for their holo DMG again
>DMG will never be reprinted
>Even if she did get reprinted she will never recover from the nerf she got when the Trixie deck came out
>>3169399
>tfw Yuruposter will never get a Usami card.
>>3169295
Oh fuck, if this is /trash/ then you must be our one and only ACTUAL shitposter!
>>3169412
He actually did say that he didn't care
Want me to screenshot the chat log?
>>3169399
>tfw you will never get the Morrigan card
>>3169444
>Implying I don't have every single edition of every single Usami ever printed, and that they aren't all autographed by Usami herself.
Stop replying to it.
It's better to ignore it then fight it.
Does anyone have any of the Super Rare Blog poster cards for sale
Specifically want Kawai, Mechanon, Kurisu, or Yuruposter
No Kenny please
>>3169393
Would white ink work? I've got ton of that.
>>3169479
You know you're only helping me, right~?
>>3169492
Pfft, everyone knows yuruposter cards are all commons. You get one in practically every pack.
>>3169473
>tfw I'll never have the Japanese version foil Blaine's yuruposter
>>3169260
We can play fetch, of course! After you catch it, though, let's bury the bone together! Now...fetch!
>With devious grin and a deft flick of her wrist she sent the bone flying high over the audience
>>3169314
>She couldn't help but chuckle at >>3169365 even despite making shushing motions at the direction of the voice
Ah, you're a huge fan, huh? Bet you've gone to a lot of my concerts, too~
>She placed a hand on her cheek and smiled wryly as she fumbled with a button on her blouse
>>3169414
Maybe if you get up here on stage! I think one of my volunteers has disappeared on me, sadly~
>>3169499
FUCKING FORGOT PIC
>>3169493
Of course! It's my favorite kind!
>>3169499
Me too
Good evening, everyone...
H-hope it's a good time tonight...
>>3168891
H-hey there...
You're a attractive looking animal, you know?
>>3169393
Aww, it would be a shame to leave a squid without ink...
Sure; I'll help you out gorgeous~
>Scout teased with a smirk, undoing his clothing for the squid sister.
>He still runs DMG x LD in legacy format
That is a terrible exaggeration
I ERPed on a computer at earliest 3-5 months ago.
Meaning most of the time I have been here I have ERPed on a tablet.
Hell there was even a point when My ERP, despite being slow, despite being on a fucking tablet was liked as much as trixies or iowas.
I dont give a fuck about the yous, each and every one of you could remove the reply when speaking to me it means nothing.
What DOES concern me is fucking thirty of you decided to lurk and not even bother erping at all because of drama or a slow/bad avatar.
What DOES concern me, is were too busy backstabbing each other over petty shit from 5+ FUCKING MONTHS AGO
Even the fucking hgfags and drawfags have more of a backbone.
ITS NO FUCKING SURPRISE WEVE BEEN BANNED FROM EVERY CIRCLE OF 4CHAN TO THE POINT WHEN EVEN 8 HATES US, with the ERP in this state.
You dont want me to ERP, fine
I flat out refuse to.
Because only YOU can make the community better and Im fed up of telling you this fact.
I quit ERP, and I'm retiring permanently
>>3169553
Your whack
>>3169517
Oh! Can Ibuki volunteer as well?!?
She was waiting for the next time she could get on stage here~
>>3169553
>Drama
MAKE IT STOP
WE DONT NEEDTHIS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Here's a (You)
>>3169592
>Get a mental image of an anon handing over a (You) like he's being mugged
Kek.
>>3169553
*touches your butt*
>>3169517
Y-yes! I was at Miku Expo just this past weekend! I-I go to as many as I can, and, uh, I, uh...
>His eyes are nearly bulging out of his head as he watches the magician's hand unbuttoning her costume.
(Here's what Shigure thinks. Everyone's at least a SR in my heart)
>>3169517
I just have to get up on stage, eh?
>He stands up, slowly approaching the stage.
Don't mind if I do, Miku~
>>3169523
Hi there cutie!
>>3169521
GOD DAMNIT LD LET ME TENTACLE RAPE YOU
>>3169540
Oh thank you! I'll get ready too! Could you help me get out of this outfit?
>>3169581
Awesome! I can't wait!
>Immediatly, she pulls down her outfit and removes her bra, causing her large breasts to roll out
>>3169553
>DMG.png
>>3169158
>massages your feet.
>>3169553
That is literally ld's copy pasta
>>3169653
Nice. They look like they should be able to squeeze every drop of fluid out of my dick just fine.
>he eyes her breasts eagerly before he begins to undo his pants, eventually opening them and pulling out a somewhat aroused, semi-erect cock
>>3169653
Oh, of course sweetie! Come here...
>Scout playfully spoke, walking over to Callie as he kneeled down to be at eye level at her, planting a kiss on her forehead as he slowly but surely started to undo her dress.
Who's a sexy little babe~?
>replying at all
>>3169653
>plunges my dick into your tits
>and all the way through
>piercing through your heart and killing you instantly
>>3169517
>She looked over and nodded. She was gonna fetch it any way possible! ...Wings? Nah, they don't exist. She dives into the audience, likely making one collapse as she ran toward the throwing direction of the bone, giving no care of who was in her way, or who was grabbing or play with her as she ran.
>>3169729
(Ribbon I'm staying anon for this post but I just want to say that I really appreciate you.)
>>3169653
Oh! Hey there...
Uh, you were Callie, right? Kind of have trouble figuring out who was who to be honest...
All I know is some people wanted you to be in Smash Bros instead of Fire Emblem characters...
Hell, even 9-volts want more varied characters!
>>3169553
That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking deal with an opinion. But who the fuck am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or calling every avatar Nue. Every fucking day in the half year that I have been here have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasional memes and trends that effortlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that cursed fucking place. You are no better than HG, you are no better than /sug/, you are no better than /rwby/ when it was in /co/and I bet even /mlp/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking pattern, uninterrupted, seamlessly every fucking week without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
>>3169553
>Meaning most of the time I have been here I have ERPed on a tablet.
DMG posts from her $2000 computer she built herself.
And you're a nigger
>>3169752
...Anonymous
05/30/16(Mon)21:30:00 No.3169752
>>3169553 #
That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking deal with an opinion. But who the fuck am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or calling every avatar Nue. Every fucking day in the half year that I have been here have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasional memes and trends that effortlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that cursed fucking place. You are no better than HG, you are no better than /sug/, you are no better than /rwby/ when it was in /co/and I bet even /mlp/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking pattern, uninterrupted, seamlessly every fucking week without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
>>3169520
Well then, it's all yours! May need a bit of help getting it out though.
>He starts to unzip his pants for her as he gestures down to his crotch.
>>3169743
>(Thanks for the compliment. I'm here to smut, not blog, and I seem to be doing a good job at it.
>>3169752
...Anonymous
05/30/16(Mon)21:30:00 No.3169752
>>3169553 #
That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking deal with an opinion. But who the fuck am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or calling every avatar Nue. Every fucking day in the half year that I have been here have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasional memes and trends that effortlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that cursed fucking place. You are no better than HG, you are no better than /sug/, you are no better than /rwby/ when it was in /co/and I bet even /mlp/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking pattern, uninterrupted, seamlessly every fucking week without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
How valuable is a Ghost Rare Dark Link?
>>3169805
...Anonymous
05/30/16(Mon)21:30:00 No.3169752
>>3169553 #
That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking deal with an opinion. But who the fuck am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or calling every avatar Nue. Every fucking day in the half year that I have been here have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasional memes and trends that effortlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that cursed fucking place. You are no better than HG, you are no better than /sug/, you are no better than /rwby/ when it was in /co/and I bet even /mlp/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking pattern, uninterrupted, seamlessly every fucking week without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
>massages LD "best poster"'s feet
>>3169774
...Anonymous
05/30/16(Mon)21:30:00 No.3169752
>>3169553 #
That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking deal with an opinion. But who the fuck am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or calling every avatar Nue. Every fucking day in the half year that I have been here have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasional memes and trends that effortlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that cursed fucking place. You are no better than HG, you are no better than /sug/, you are no better than /rwby/ when it was in /co/and I bet even /mlp/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking pattern, uninterrupted, seamlessly every fucking week without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
Hello, my loyal subjects!
...what the fuck is going on in here?
>>3169823
About 2 extremely rare pepes
>>3169774
...Anonymous
05/30/16(Mon)21:30:00 No.3169752
>>3169553 #
That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking deal with an opinion. But who the fuck am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or calling every avatar Nue. Every fucking day in the half year that I have been here have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasional memes and trends that effortlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that cursed fucking place. You are no better than HG, you are no better than /sug/, you are no better than /rwby/ when it was in /co/and I bet even /mlp/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking pattern, uninterrupted, seamlessly every fucking week without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
>>3169860
>>3169590
I'm running out of ideas for the night here.
>She furrowed her brows and rubbed her chin
Okay, come on up Ibuki!
>>3169619
Good! Miku loves meeting a new fan, especially one her own age! Did you enjoy the concert~?
>She tugged her little red and black tie aside as she unbuttoned her blouse further, giving a peak at her meager cleavage
>>3169635
>She knelt down and held her hand out to him
Well then come on up and introduce yourself. After all, you're now a lovely volunteer for my act!
>>3169805
(That's a wonderful attitude to have, Rib. Much respect from Miku~)
>>3169729
>She rested her chin on her hands as she watched her doggy make a fool of herself -- and indeed the now-raucus audience was tugging and pulling at her naked limbs as she ran for the bone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vecJMYvWz6A
>>3169885
Flee while you can, Lady Palutena.
You're too good for this board.
>>3169774
...Anonymous
05/30/16(Mon)21:30:00 No.3169752
>>3169553 #
That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking deal with an opinion. But who the fuck am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or calling every avatar Nue. Every fucking day in the half year that I have been here have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasional memes and trends that effortlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that cursed fucking place. You are no better than HG, you are no better than /sug/, you are no better than /rwby/ when it was in /co/and I bet even /mlp/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking pattern, uninterrupted, seamlessly every fucking week without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
>>3169860
>>3169896
>>3169
...Anonymous
05/30/16(Mon)21:30:00 No.3169752
>>3169553 #
That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with theention to sheople can't fucking deal with an opinion. But who the fuck am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK
885
>>3169916
>pets you
>>3169910
Oh! Yay; thanks!
>Ibuki giddily responded, reaching the stage and getting up on her own.
Heh; hope she isn't gonna bother you too much, miss Miku...
>LD shows up
>Thread goes to shit
>>3169774
...Anonymous
05/30/16(Mon)21:30:00 No.3169752
>>3169553 #
That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking deal with an opinion. But who the fuck am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or calling every avatar Nue. Every fucking day in the half year that I have been here have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasional memes and trends that effortlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that cursed fucking place. You are no better than HG, you are no better than /sug/, you are no better than /rwby/ when it was in /co/and I bet even /mlp/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking pattern, uninterrupted, seamlessly every fucking week without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED iowa's nipple?
>>3169
...Anonymous
05/30/16(Mon)21:30:00 No.3169752
>>3169553 #
That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the>>3169910
ention to sheople can't fucking deal with an opinion. But who the fuck am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK
885
>>3169960
Anonymous 05/30/16(Mon)22:37:45 No.3169936 â–¶
>>3169774
...Anonymous
05/30/16(Mon)21:30:00 No.3169752
>>3169553 (You) #
That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking deal with an opinion. But who the fuck am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or calling every avatar Nue. Every fucking day in the half year that I have been here have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasional memes and trends that effortlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that cursed fucking place. You are no better than HG, you are no better than /sug/, you are no better than /rwby/ when it was in /co/and I bet even /mlp/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking pattern, uninterrupted, seamlessly every fucking week without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
>>3169860
>>3169896
>>3169
...Anonymous
05/30/16(Mon)21:30:00 No.3169752
>>3169553 (You) #
That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with theention to sheople can't fucking deal with an opinion. But who the fuck am I kidding
>>3169935
You might be right. Maybe some other night...
>>3169910
>The tugging was definitely tripping her up, but she tried her damnedest to get free, using ALL of her might to reach the bone. Her only use of the wings - to quickly grab the bone from a random man's hands and start tugging with all that she can. She will likely not win, but it was a surprise that those wings are not for show.
>>3169960
...Anonymous
05/30/16(Mon)21:30:00 No.3169752
>>3169553 #
That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking deal with an opinion. But who the fuck am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or calling every avatar Nue. Every fucking day in the half year that I have been here have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasional memes and trends that effortlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that cursed fucking place. You are no better than HG, you are no better than /sug/, you are no better than /rwby/ when it was in /co/and I bet even /mlp/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking pattern, uninterrupted, seamlessly every fucking week without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
>>3169960
It's real nigga hours
smash that like if you still up
Does any good avatar wanna fuck?
I'm sleeping otherwise.
>>3169975
I'll send you an email, though!
>>3169960
...Anonymous
05/30/16(Mon)21:30:00 No.3169752
>>3169553 #
That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking deal with an opinion. But who the fuck am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or calling every avatar Nue. Every fucking day in the half year that I have been here have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasional memes and trends that effortlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that cursed fucking place. You are no better than HG, you are no better than /sug/, you are no better than /rwby/ when it was in /co/and I bet even /mlp/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking undertale seamlessly every fucking week without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
>>3169975
>>3169704
Oh yes, it looks perfect for the job... Well come on then! Let's get started!
>I kneel down and present my tits to you
>>3169726
OH SHIT NIGGA NOW I GOTTA RESPAWN AN' SHIT
>>3169750
Yes, I'm Callie. I think I'm fine sticking to turf wars for now
>What the hell? This is the first time a kid hasn't recognized me and fangasmed... I need to try harder...
You look very pretty tonight little girl... by the way what's your name?
>>3169774
Certainly...
>I remove one glove, and place a hand around your shaft and begin eagerly stroking
>>3169885
Your gracefulness, a bunch of idiots are shitting up this thread... we need to fight them off by... having sex...
>>3169960
Oh please, These threads have been shit since day one.
The only redeeming feature you guys have is being a source of amusement for me due to how upset you get.
>>3169954
Hey Ibuki.
Could you tell Ms daisy that Deliah will be around tommorow?
>>3169944
>>3169960
...Anonymous
05/30/16(Mon)21:30:00 No.3169752
>>3169553 #
That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking deal with an opinion. But who the fuck am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or calling every avatar LD. Every fucking day in the half year that I have been here have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasional memes and trends that effortlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that cursed fucking place. You are no better than HG, you are no better than /sug/, you are no better than /rwby/ when it was in /co/and I bet even /mlp/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking undertale >>3170006
seamlessly every fucking week without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
>>3169975
>>3170000
Might as well just sleep. LD poisoned the water hole for everyone.
>>3169975
(Uh, hi there.)
>>3169960
...Anonymous
05/30/16(Mon)21:30:00 No.3169752
>>3169553 #
That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking deal with an opinion. But who the woomy am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or calling every avatar LD>>3170020
. Every fucking day in the half year that I have been here have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasional memes and trends that effortlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that cursed fucking place. You are no better than HG, you are no better than /sug/, you are no better than /rwby/ when it was in /co/and I bet even /mlp/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking undertale >>3170006
seamlessly every fucking week without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
>>3169975
>>3170001
I'm too low tech for that. But I'm more of a prayer-mail kind of girl
>>3170018
Sex, huh? I don't see how that will make them go away. I think you're just trying to get into my pants!
>>3170020
Vino
>>3170024
>Starts giving you headpats
>>3170000
>(It's fine if you just filter that copypasta. I'll play.
>>3169910
>He takes her hand, stepping up on stage as he does, turning around with a bow towards the crowd.
I am Anon! Though some call me RD. I hope I will be a good volunteer for you, Miku~
>>3170051
(Well, this might present some difficulty. Are you trying to play Palutena?)
>>3169960
...Anonymous
05/30/16(Mon)21:30:00 No.3169752
>>3169553 #
That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking>>3170040
deal with an opinion. But who the woomy am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or calling every avatar LD>>3170020
. Every fucking day in the half year that I have been here have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasional memes and trends that effortlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that confounded fucking Smash Bros. You are no better than HG, you are no better than /sug/, you are no better than /rwby/ when it was in /co/and I bet even /mlp/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking undertale >>3170006
seamlessly every fucking week without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
>>3169975
>>3170022
Uh...
Who the hell is she?
(Noted~)
>>3169960
...Anonymous
05/30/16(Mon)21:30:00 No.3169752
>>3169553 #
That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking>>3170040
deal with an opinion. But who the woomy am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or calling every avatar LD>>3170020
. Every fucking day in the half year that I have been here have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasional memes and trends that effortlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that confounded>>3170074
fucking Smash Bros. You are no better than HG, you are no better than /sug/, you are no better than /rwby/ when it was in /co/and I bet even /co/mle/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking undertale >>3170006
seamlessly every fucking week without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
>>3169975
>>3170063
Never mind.
My Libido already went down.
>>3170055
Sup?
>>3170040
>>3170078
Well hello there. Who might this extremely attractive woman be?
>>3169692
Oh, it's you.
>Rachel smiles at the anon, her expression relaxed.
What are you doing? At least remove my boot first, silly.
>>3170103
>>3169960
...Anonymous
05/30/16(Mon)21:30:00 No.3169752
>>3169553 #
That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking>>3170040
deal with an opinion. But who the woomy am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or calling every avatar LD>>3170020
. Every fucking day in the half year that I have been here have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasional memes and trends that effortlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that confounded>>3170074
fucking Smash Bros. You are no better than HG, you are no better than /sug/, you are no better than /rwby/ when it was in /co/and I bet even /co/mle>>3170103
/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking undertale >>3170006
seamlessly every fucking boner without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
>>3169975
>>3170018
Okay, fair enough...
Uh, I'm Ashley, miss Callie. T-thanks...
It's a pleasure to meet such a cute person like yourself...
>She admitted, blushing a bit.
>>3170018
Alright then, let's see how good these squid tits are...
>he steps closer, holding his slowly swelling cock in one hand, and puts the dick between her breasts,grabbing each of her breasts with a hand and squeezing them together around his cock, which twitches excitedly and grows rapidly between her tits as her soft mounds engulf it
>>3170119
(The usual Palutena player in this thread. I was just told that someone was confused if it was me or not. You go right ahead and do your thing, I just wanted to confirm what was happening.)
>>3169960
...Anonymous
05/30/16(Mon)21:30:00 No.3169752
>>3169553 #
That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here Food. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking>>3170040
deal with an opinion. But who the woomy am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or calling every avatar LD>>3170020
. Every fucking day in the half year that I have been Vino >>3170127
>>3170124
have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasional memes and trends that effortlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that confounded>>3170074
fucking Smash Bros. You are no better than HG, you are no better than /sug/, you are no better than /rwby/ when it was in /co/and I bet even /co/mle>>3170103
/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking undertale >>3170006
seamlessly every fucking >>317 without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
>>3169975
>>3170018
>Her quick pumps do the trick to get his cock steadily rising, throbbing as you work it.
Heh, quick on the uptake. No wonder you're my favorite Squid Sister, Callie.
>>3169910
Y-yes! It was a lot of fun! M-Miku was...really beautiful!
>The situation was clearly getting too much for him, as his eyes darted around - he wanted to look at the ever-increasing skin Miku was showing, but it was causing him to visibly sweat. Staring at the audience was even worse though, so soon he was just staring at his own two feet.
>>3170118
Just wanted to say hi. Hi
>>3169960
...Anonymous
05/30/16(Mon)21:30:00 No.3169752
>>3169553 #
That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here F>>3170156ood. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking>>3170040
deal with an new thread when. But who the woomy am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or calling every avatar LD>>3170020
. Every fucking day in the half year that I have been Vino >>3170127
>>3170124
have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasional memes and trends that effortlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that confounded>>3170074
fucking Smash Bros. You are no better than HG, you are no better than /sug/, you are no better than /rwby/ when it was in /co/and I bet even /co/mle>>3170103
/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking undertale >>3170006
seamlessly every fucking >>317 without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
>>3169975
>>3169960
>hating on femdom LD
Honestly the only reason I lurk these shit threads
>>3170145
(You're the one I mailed then. And personally, I'd love to see your Bayo put this false goddess in her place...~)
>>3170145
I appreciate the approval, oh doppleganger of mine. I don't think it's gonna work out tonight, though.
>>3170118
Teach us more history please.
Am I glad he's banned in there and that we're out here, and that he's the janitor, and that we're banned out here, and that we're in there and I just remembered we're out here. What I wanna know is where's Dominator?
>>31699
...Anonymous
05/30/16(Mon)21:30:00 No.3169752
>>3169553 #
That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here F>>3170156ood. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking>>3170040
deal with an new thread when>>317019. But who the woomy am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or calling every avatar LD>>3170020
. Every fucking day in the half year that I have been Vino >>3170127
>>3170124
have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasional memes and memes that effortlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that confounded>>3170074
fucking Smash Bros. You are no better than HG, you are no better than /sug/, you are no better than /rwby/ when it was in /co/and I bet even /co/mle>>3170103
/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking undertale >>3170006
seamlessly every fucking >>317 without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
>>3169975
>>3170186
LD isn't the only one who does femdom.
There are other avatars in here who do as well.
Actually pay attention.
LD still so mad, will probably keep spamming thread for 5970 more hours
>(Miku, are you here? I'll be lurking for a bit more, then bailing when done. Thanks a fucking ton, DMG, LD, and Vino. You're the cancer killing /trash/ ERP.
>>3170166
Afternoon anon, How you going?
Typefucking with the rest of the degenerates or have you bettered yourself and are just here for the e-drama?
>>31699
...Anonymous
05/30/16(Mon)21:30:00 No.3169752
>>3169553 #
That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here F>>3170156ood. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking>>3170040
deal with an new thread when>>317019. But who the woomy am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or calling every avatar LD>>3170020
. Every fucking day in the half year that I have been Vino >>3170127
>>3170124
have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasional memes and memes>>31 that effortlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that confounded>>3170074
fucking Smash Bros. You are no better than HG, you are no better than /sug/, you are no better than /rwby/ when it was in /co/and I bet even /co/mle>>3170103
/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking undertale >>3170006
seamlessly every fucking >>317 without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
>>3169975
>>3170269
>blaming DMG
The fuck did he do? No one could have predicted LD would sperg out this hard.
>>3170269
DMG is gone, driven off by the cause of this shit. Its LD, all of it is LD.
>>31699
...Anonymous
05/30/16(Mon)21:30:00 No.3169752
>>3169553 #
That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here F>>3170156ood. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking>>3170040
deal with an new thread when>>317019. But who the woomy am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or calling every avatar LD>>3170020. Every fucking day in the half year that I have been Vino >>3170127
>>3170124
have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasional memes and memes>>31>>3170298 that effortlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that confounded>>3170074
fucking Smash Bros. You are no better than HG, you are no better than /sug/, you are no better than /rwby/ when it was in /co/and I bet even /co/mle>>3170103
/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking undertale >>3170006
seamlessly every fucking >>317 without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
>>3169975
The avatar tierlist needs an update
>>3170269
DMG isn't here, Ribbon. It's just LD.
>>3170269
Don't forget shit posting anons.
>>3169954
It's no problem, tonight's a special case anyways! I should have let you jump in earlier, heh
>She grinned and doffed her hat, pulling a pocket watch out of it
Now then, are you ready to lose your mind~?
>>3169977
My my, I never expected audience participation tonight!
>Her taunting elicited some chuckles from the audience members still paying attention -- the others were focused on the naked doggy, some grasped on like hungry zombies while she was trying to get the bone, and one or two licked at her legs and thighs while the larger man tugged the bone away from her playfully
>>3170067
I'm sure you will! You know tonight is a hypnotism show so I can't just -plainly- sit on your face, right~?
>With a flick of her wrist, a pocket watch fell out of her sleeve
Now then, are you ready to become a slave to my will?
>>3170163
>She tugged at the hems of her blouse, showing off even more of her chest
Hee hee, I'd be flattered if you weren't so timid! And also, you're not even wearing pants~
>She stopped her strip tease and pushed her cane into her hand, pointing it below his waist
>>3170051
But you're not wearing any pants
>>3170137
Well thank you Ashley! I don't get to meet very many cute human girls like you... I'd love to get to know you better
>I step a little closer
>>3170138
Oh my... Your cock is bulging between my tits... I bet it's going to build up so much ink!
>>3170156
Oh thank you anon... I love to make my fans happy~
So many Palutenas. Their combined light is aggrevating the darkness within me.
>>3170274
Just playing games with a friend, while watching to see if this place gets interesting
>>31699
...Anonymous
05/30/16(Mon)21:30:00 No.3169752
>>3169553 #
That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here F>>3170156ood. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking>>3170040
deal with an new thread when>>317019. But who the woomy am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or calling every avatar LD>>3170020. Every ucking day in the half year that I have been Vino >>3170127
>>3170124
have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasional memes and memes>>31>>3170298 that effortlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that confounded>>3170074
fucking Smash Bros. You are no better than HG, you are no better than /sug/, you are no better than /rwby/ when it was in /co/and I bet even /co/mle>>3170103
/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking undertale >>3170006
seamlessly every fucking >>317 without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
>>3169975
>>3170186
Hi LD
>>31699
...Anonymous
05/30/16(Mon)21:30:00 No.3169752
>>3169553 #
That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here F>>3170156ood. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking>>3170040
deal with an new thread when>>317019. But who the woomy am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or calling every avatar LD>>3170020. Every >>>3170223ucking day in the half year that I have been Vino >>3170127
>>3170124
have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasio>>3170263nal memes and memes>>31>>3170298 that effortlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that confounded>>3170074
fucking Smash Bros. You are no better than HG, you are no better than /sug/, you are no better than /rwby/ when it was in /co/and I bet even /co/mle>>3170103
/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking undertale >>3170006
seamlessly every fucking >>317 without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
>>3169975
>>3170279
>>3170298
>>3170328
>(The main problem was that she wasn't being aware about how much of a sperg LD was. She should've noticed the signs early and either asked her to get into line, or just fucking bail early before too much attachment happened. Instead, she tried to have a sliver of hope that LD would fix herself, and people will never fix themselves from doing something for so long without mental or physical intervention. In this case, shitposting and sperging.
>(Of course, this just didn't fucking work, and she had to get too deep, and now we're all paying the fucking price.
>>3170331
>(This is pretty much included with Vino.
>(Anyway, enough of me blogposting and giving my two cents about this incident, back to RP and trying to actually get proper fapping going.
>>3170120
Mistress, i want to apologize for soiling your clothes yesterday.
>He wheels in a cart of clean clothes
I cleaned them for you. Is there anyway i can serve you today mistress? Perhaps a foot massage?
>>3170205
Alright, You niggers wanna learn about the truth about Napoleon Bonaparte?
The truth is he actually experimented in dark magic in order to grow abit taller and also negate his french genes of surrender.
But it was shown to fail in the battle of Waterloo when we lost to the great Sir Arthur Wellington with his half division of panzers in a pre-ww2 rendition of the blitzkrieg.
The truth got censored by the British due to them not wanting to known Germany helped and take the credit.
>>3170338
Well you'll be waiting a long time.
>>31699
...Anonymous
05/30/16(Mon)21:30:00 No.3169752
>>3169553 #
That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here F>>3170156ood. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking>>3170040
deal with an new thread when>>317019. But who the woomy am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or calling every avatar LD>>3170020. Every >>>3170223ucking day in the half year that I have been Vino >>3170127
>>3170124
have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasio>>3170263>>3170263nal memes and memes>>31>>3170298 that effortlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that confounded>>3170074
fucking Smash Bros. You are no better than HG, you are no better than /sug/, you are no better than /rwby/ when it was in /co/and I bet even /co/mle>>3170103
/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking undertale >>3170006
seamlessly every fucking >>317 without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
>>3169975
>>3170334
>His eyes go wide, falling to the pocket watch as it falls, following it carefully.
Hypnotism...Normally...Both work for me.
>He watches the watch intently a few moments.
And yes, more than ready for that~
>The blogposters except Kenny, when they do ERP, are among the best ERPers in the thread since DMG's departure.
How does this make you feel, /erp/?
Be sure to be honest.
>>3170334
I'm not wear - what!?
>Having completely forgotten he had been told to take his pants off, he yelped in surprise. He looked down to see his boxer shorts, barely concealing a sizeable tent. He threw his arms in front of himself as best he could, shielding his lower half from the magician and the crowd. Through eyes clenched shut, he yelled:
W-who took my pants off!?
>This fucking thread
I love you guys
>>3170335
>he begins to slowly thrust, pushing his quickly hardening cock back and forth between her soft tits and feeling it rub against the skin of her breasts over and over
Damn right it is! These two beauties are going to have no trouble getting lots of "ink" out of me.
>he presses her breasts tightly together, sinking his fingers into them and squeezing them around his now solid cock as it moves back and forth between them, poking its swollen head out of her cleavage before slipping back between her tits repeatedly
>>31699
...Anonymous
05/30/16(Mon)21:30:00 No.3169752
>>3169553 #
That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here F>>3170156ood. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking>>3170040
deal with an new thread when>>317019. But who the woomy am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or calling every avatar LD>>3170020. Every >>>3170223ucking day in the half year that I have been Vino >>3170127
>>3170124
have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasio>>3170263>>3170263nal memes and memes>>31>>3170298 that effotlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that confounded>>3170074
fucking Smash Bros. You are no better than HG, you are no better than /sug/, you are no better than /rwby/ when it was in /co/and I bet even /co/mle>>3170103
/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking undertale >>3170006
seamlessly every fucking >>317 without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
>>3169975
>>3170335
Trust me, you do. I just wanna paint you white inside and out....
>>3170372
I mean, I agree that DMG chose very poorly in LD, but blaming her for LD's shitfit is pretty dumb. Don't do that.
Anonymous 05/30/16(Mon)23:01:18 No.3170428 â–¶
>>31699
...Anonymous
05/30/16(Mon)21:30:00 No.3169752
>>3169553 (You) #
That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here F>>3170156ood. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking>>3170040
deal with an new thread when>>317019. But who the woomy am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or calling every avatar LD>>3170020. Every >>>3170223ucking day in the half year that I have been Vino >>3170127
>>3170124 (You)
have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasio>>3170263>>3170263nal memes and memes>>31>>3170298 that effotlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that confounded>>3170074
fucking Smash Bros. You are no better than HG, you are no better than /sug/, you are no better than /rwby/ when it was in /co/and I bet even /co/mle>>3170103
/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking undertale >>3170006
seamlessly every fucking >>317 without the sl
>>3170415
I feel
That blogposting was never all that big a deal anyway and it doesn't affect the avatar's skill.
>>3170335
It's the principle of the thing. I can't just let anyone into my metaphorical pants.
>>3170337
There's only two, I believe. And just between you and me, I think the other one is an evil twin, sent to lead poor anons astray!
>>3170395
So how did this dark magic affect the Rosetta Stone, since Bonaparte played a role in the uncovering of it?
>>31699
...Anonymous
05/30/16(Mon)21:30:00 No.3169752
>>3169553 #
That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here F>>3170156ood. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking>>3170040
deal with an new thread when>>317019. But who the woomy am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or calling every avatar LD>>3170020. Every >>>3170223ucking day in the half year that I have been Vino >>3170127
>>3170124
have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasio>>3170263>>3170263nal memes and mmes>>31>>3170298 that effotlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that confounded>>3170074
fucking Smash Bros. You are no better than HG, you are no better than /sug/, you are no better than /rwby/ when it was in /co/and I bet even /co/mle>>3170103
/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking undertale >>3170006
seamlessly every fucking >>317 without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
>>3169975
please fire rocket please i'll do anything please i need reflect kill please i will dance until you shoot rocket i forgot how to use flames and secondary I only know A D and mouse 2 please I need a reflect please I won't burn you even though youre right in front of my just fire a rocket i need reflect please look i am dancing i am waiting for rocket to fire so i can reflect please i will do anything for reflect please
please fire rocket please I will do anything I need reflect kill please just shoot at me I want to press m2 please I beg you I won't attack I just reflect just fire a rocket at me please I need it don't just make me strafe back and forth I need reflect kill just shoot rocket at me
>make thread
>it starts out pretty cute with some good jokes
>have to leave
>come back
>this
What in the actual fuck?
>>31699
...Anonymous
05/30/16(Mon)21:30:00 No.3169752
>>3169553 #
That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here F>>3170156ood. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking>>3170040
deal with an new thread when>>317019. But who the woomy am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or calling every avatar LD>>3170020. Every >>>3170223ucking day in the half year that I have been Vino >>3170127
>>3170124 have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasio>>3170263>>3170263nal memes and mmes>>31>>3170298 that effotlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that confounded>>3170074
fucking Smash Bros. You are no better than HG, you are no better than /sug/, you are no better than /rwby/ when it was in /co/and I bet even /co/mle>>3170103
/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking undertale >>3170006
seamlessly every fucking >>317 without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
>>3169975
>>3170334
It's okay! Just glad to be here!
>Upon hearing what she spoke next, Ibuki chortled while crossing her arms.
Baby; Ibuki already her lost her mind YEARS ago! Of course she's ready for this!
>It was unclear if she was joking or not, but she seemed chipper about it none the less.
>>3170449
This. Don't buy into the stupid Discord hype that blogposting is inherently bad. They only say that because they're trying to encourage you to join their chatroom so you can blogpost there instead. If they didn't have that chatroom, they'd be blogposting here just as much as anyone else does.
>>3170472
Its about as valid of posts as anything kurisu does
>>3169523
well thank you sweetie, your pretty cute too
>i smile and ruffle your hair
(also sorry, went for dinner)
>>3170334
>The fairy kept getting dragged down, the flurry of hands grabbing her trying to get her to play with them. However, she kept trying as much as she possibly could, the "doggy" grasping for the bone and kept tugging away. She's gonna get it sometime...! Hopefully...
TF2 still blows
>>31699
...Anonymous
05/30/16(Mon)21:30:00 No.3169752
>>3169553 #
That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here F>>3170156ood. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking>>3170040
deal with an new thread when>>317019. But who the woomy am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or callin every avatar LD>>3170020. Every >>>3170223ucking day in the half year that I have been Vino >>3170127
>>3170124 have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasio>>3170263>>3170263nal memes and mmes>>31>>3170298 that effotlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that confounded>>3170074
fucking Smash Bros. You are no better than HG, you are no better than /sug/, you are no better than /rwby/ when it was in /co/and I bet even /co/mle>>3170103
/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking undertale >>3170006
seamlessly every fucking >>317 without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
>>3169975
>>3170488
please I need a refleckt kill please shoot your big load at me mr beggars bazooka soldier please give me a hot load
>>3170491
I blow a lot m2 m2 m2 m2reflect kill
>>3170415
They're really kind actually.
I try to put effort into it when I'm with them.
They should ERP more often.
>>3170383
>Rachel's neutral expression hides any semblance of emotion, besides boredom.
It's quite alright. A foot massage would be fine.
>>3170472
I know how you feel, Panda anon.
>>31699
...Anonymous
05/30/16(Mon)21:30:00 No.3169752
>>3169553 #
That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here F>>3170156ood. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking>>3170040
deal with an new thread when>>317019. But who the woomy am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or callin>>3170298 every avatar LD>>3170020. Every >>>3170223ucking day in the half year that I have been Vino >>3170127
>>3170124 have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasio>>3170263>>3170263nal memes and mmes>>31>>3170298 that effotlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that confounded>>3170074
fucking Smash Bros. You are no better than HG, you are no better than /sug/, you are no better than /rwby/ when it was in /co/and I bet even /co/mle>>3170103
/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking undertale >>3170006
seamlessly every fucking >>317 without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
>>3169975
Fempyro is LD.
She loves TF2 and she names all her filenames because she has autism.
Don't reply.
>>3170467
>fires a rocket
We need kurisu to save this thread!
R-Roar!
Kurisu please save us!
>>31699
...Anonymous
05/30/16(Mon)21:30:00 No.3169752
>>3169553 That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here F>>3170156ood. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking>>3170040
deal with an new thread when>>317019. But who the woomy am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or callin>>3170298 every avatar LD>>3170020. Every >>>3170223ucking day in the half year that I have been Vino >>3170127
>>3170124 have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasio>>3170263>>3170263nal memes and mmes>>31>>3170298 that effotlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that confounded>>3170074
fucking Smash Bros. You are no better than HG, you are no better than /sug/, you are no better than /rwby/ when it was in /co/and I bet even /co/mle>>3170103
/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking undertale >>3170006
seamlessly every fucking >>317 without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
>>3169975
>>3170454
>shields himself with his hand
How does a goddess of light lead anons astray?
>>3170462
That's a good question.
So, The Dark magic effected the stone so all the so all the translation are wrong. All the hieroglyphs really portray the return of Adolf Hitler to rid the filth of the world.
*Cough* erp *Cough*
>>3170535
No Ineed a reflect kill please shoot a rocket at me please see me I'm bright pink with a cloud 9 unusual handyman's hand;le look at me plese shoot a rocket
>>3170542
>Mistimes the reflect and dies
>>3170425
>I stick out my long tongue, flicking it on the tip of your cock each time it pokes through. I look at you and giggle
>>3170429
Oh I like the sound of that...
>She begins to move faster as her excitement grows
>>3170454
My lady, I'll do anything to take off your metaphorical pants... we need to! We can't have this thread be nothing but drama and shitposts... we must restore order!
>>3170478
Would you fuck off already?
>>3170543
They be sleeping, mang
>>3170454
Oh no! I don't want to be led astray!
Please save me from damnation! With you body!
>>3170483
Hee hee, thank you sir...
>She praised as she giggled with your hair pets. Slowly she started rubbing his side with a hand, sighing softly in delight.
Oh my...it's so smooth...
So warm...
(It's alright! You're not missing much anyway...)
>>3170335
C-cute?!?
Really?!?
>She asked, her cheeks blushing red as she slowly approaches the squid in return, slowly offering a hand out for them.
>>31699
...Anonymous
05/30/16(Mon)21:30:00 No.3169752
>>3169553 >>3170335That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here F>>3170156ood. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking>>3170040
deal with an new thread when>>317019. But who the woomy am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or callin>>3170298 every avatar LD>>3170020. Every >>>3170223ucking day in the half year that I have been Vino >>3170127
>>3170124 have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasio>>3170263>>3170263nal memes and mmes>>31>>3170298 that effotlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that confounded>>3170074
fucking Smash Bros. You are no better than HG, you are no better than /sug/, you are no better than /rwby/ when it was in /co/and I bet even /co/mle>>3170103
/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking undertale >>3170006
seamlessly every fucking >>317 without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
>>3169975
I want to send a special birthday shoutout to my first shipped love, Parsee Mizuhashi.
>massages your feet :^)
>>3170549
>st day, with the occasio>>3170263>>3170263nal memes and mmes>>31>>3170298 that effotlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that confounded>>3170074
>fucking Smash Bros. You are no better than HG, you are no better than /sug/, you are no better than /rwby/ when it was in /co/and I bet even /co/mle>>3170103
>/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking undertale >>3170006
>seamlessly every fucking >>317 without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler stsoever, but it seems people can't fucking>>3170040
deal with an new thread when>>317019. But who the woomy am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or callin>>3170298 every avatar LD>>3170020. Every >>>3170223ucking day in the half year that I have been Vino >>3170127
>>3170124 (You) have has every fucking day been repost dyle. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
>>>3169975
>>31699
...Anonymous
05/30/16(Mon)21:30:00 No.3169752
>>3169553 >>3170335>>3170564That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here F>>3170156ood. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking>>3170040
deal with an new thread when>>317019. But who the woomy am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or callin>>3170298 every avatar LD>>3170020. Every >>>3170223ucking day in the half year that I have been Vino >>3170127
>>3170124 have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasio>>3170263>>3170263nal memes and mmes>>31>>3170298 that effotlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that confounded>>3170074
fucking Smash Bros. You are no better than HG, you are no better than /sug/, you are no better than /rwby/ when it was in /co/and I bet even /co/mle>>3170103
/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking undertale >>3170006
seamlessly every fucking >>317 without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
>>3169975
>>3170585
>i blush as you swoon over my fur
Well thank you, always nice to see someone who appreciates my cuddly features
Imagine if we had moderation beyond global rules.
>>31699
...Anonymous
05/30/16(Mon)21:30:00 No.3169752
>>3169553 >>3170335>>3170564That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here F>>3170156ood. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking>>3170040
deal with an new thread when>>317019. But who the woomy am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or callin>>3170298 every avatar LD>>3170020. Every >>>3170223ucking day in the half year that I have been Vino >>3170127
>>3170124 have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasio>>3170263>>3170263nal memes and mmes>>31>>3170298 that effotlessly overthrow the god damn faggotr>>3170564y that has infested that confounded>>3170074
fucking Smash Bros. You are no better than HG, you are no better than /sug/, you are no better than /rwby/ when it was in /co/and I bet even /co/mle>>3170103
/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking undertale >>3170006
seamlessly every fucking >>317 without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
>>3169975
>>3170595
>raises glass
Here's to you.
Sucking my dick.
>pounds drink
>>3170585
(Holy shit nigga you cute)
Of course you are Ashley...
>Callie smiles and takes her hand. She kneels down and stares into her eyes
Do you want to come with me to my dressing room?~
>>3170623
>Stabs u back
>is carrying a strange kunai named "LE NARUTO BUTTSTABBUR xxD"
>shadefrude taunt
>>3169079
Does anyone have a link to an LD Image dump ,or just to a sight with a huge pile of LD pics.
>>31699
...Anonymous
05/30/16(Mon)21:30:00 No.3169752
>>3169553 >>3170335>>3170564That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here F>>3170156ood. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking>>3170040
deal with an new thread when>>317019. But who the woomy am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or callin>>3170298 every avatar LD>>3170020. Every >>>3170223ucking day in the half year that I have been Vino >>3170127
>>3170124 have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasio>>3170263>>3170263nal memes and mmes>>31>>3170298 that effotlessly overthrow the god damn faggotr>>3170564y that has infested that confounded>>3170074
fucking Smash Bros. You are no better than HG, you are no better than /sug/, you are no better than /rwby/ when it was in /co/and I bet even /co/mle>>3170103
/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking undertale >>3170006
seamlessly every fucking >>317 without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed swole god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
>>3169975
>>3170558
It's quite simple. She wants to lead them down a path of debauchery and sin. When my path debauchery and sin is way better!
>>3170564
Order is definitely important. If it's for the good of the thread, I'll trust you... How do we begin?
>>3170578
Of course, my loyal follower! All are welcome to the true faith! Now quick, get your clothes off!
>>3170521
>He unlaces her boots, slipping them off before also removing her long socks, revealing her pale soft feet. He takes a deep whiff of her foot and begins digging his thumbs into her sole, moving it from her heel all the way to her toes.
I hope you had a good day, Rachel.
>>3170669
>Kenny is an LD supporter
>>3170564
>he gasps the first time he suddenly feels her tongue touch his tip, and looks down to see her long tongue hang out of her mouth while she looks up at him
Oh damn... you kinky squid.
Want me to have a feel of not only your tits but your tongue too?
>he grins at her and thrusts faster, holding on tightly to her tits as he shoves his cock faster and faster in between them, making his tip appear in her cleavage again and again more rapidly
>>3170690
into the trash it goes
>>3170690
We keep telling you Kenny is a shitposting faggot but you dont believe it
Hey guys, like, I'm supposed to be here to talk to a LD. Who's LD?
>>31699
...Anonymous
05/30/16(Mon)21:30:00 No.3169752
>>3169553 >>3170335>>3170564That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here F>>3170156ood. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking>>3170040
deal with an new thread when>>317019. But who the woomy am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or callin>>3170298 every avatar LD>>3170020. Every >>>3170223ucking day in the half year that I have been Vino >>3170127
>>3170124 have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasio>>3170263>>3170263nal memes and mmes>>31>>3170298 that effotlessly overthrow the god damn faggotr>>3170564y that has infested that confounded>>3170074
fucking Smash Bros. You are no better than HG, you are no better than /sug/, you are no better than /rwby/ when it was in /co/and I bet even /co/mle>>3170103
/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking undertale >>3170006
seamlessly every fucking >>317 without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed swole god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking >>3170669
>>3170691f this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
>>3169975
>>3170564
Mmh! Well, it's true.
>He begins to pant as you jerk him off even quicker, his length already at full mast as your soft palm slides against the thick shaft as he groans with content.
Believe me, I've got a LOT stored up there for you, M-Ms. Callie~
>>3170672
I've got a 766 image folder that I've saved all myself, so no dupes
Too lazy to upload all of it
>>3170690
You say that like it's a bad thing
>>3170707
That'd be me
>>3170680
Of course!
>He quickly strips at her command, pulling off his shirt, then his pants, and equally quickly getting his of his underwear, and throwing it all carelessly aside until he stands naked in front of her
>>3170690
>Kenny is a Kurisu and Clown supporter
>>3170680
How can one have sin and debauchery within the light? If I were to submit to you, would it hurt?
>>31699
...Anonymous
05/30/16(Mon)21:30:00 No.3169752
>>3169553 >>3170335>>3170564That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here F>>3170156ood. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking>>3170040
deal with an new thread when>>317019. But who the woomy am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or callin>>3170298 every avatar LD>>3170020. Every >>>3170223ucking day in the half year that I have been Vino >>3170127
>>3170124 have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasio>>3170263>>3170263nal memes and mmes>>31>>3170298 that effotlessly overthrow the god damn faggotr>>3170564y that has infested that confounded>>3170074
fucking Smash Bros. You are no better than HG, you are no better than /sug/, you are no better than /rwby/ when it was in /co/and I bet even /co/mle>>3170103
/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking undertale >>3170006
seamlessly every fucking >>317 without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed swole god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking >>3170669
>>3170691f this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue ove>>3170721
Oything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
>>3169975
>>3168806
What the fuck is even going on in this thread
>>3169553
People are always people.
When you let people get to you, thats when you lose and they win.
>>3170669
I should get back into that Discord channel at some point.
>>3170631
W-welcome...
>She returned, before eyeing his lovely hair again, this time hugging it with both arms and more or less burying her face in it.
Mine. This sweet, muscular pillow of fur is mine now.
>She declared as if she was a toddler, rubbing her cheek against his furry body.
>>3170662
(Heh; thanks Callie!)
T-thank you...
>She smiled sweetly up at Callie, looking down in shock at how humble she was.
W-why...of course! I would love to!
>>3170403
Alright, let's put on a magical show tonight, then!
>She held her hands in the air towards the crowd and lowered them before holding the watch before his eyes, swinging it pendulously
My brand of hypnotism includes a trigger word. Yours will be... Stripes! When I say it you'll do as I say!
>>3170417
>His flagrant display of embarrassment got a steady laughter from the crowd for a bit before Miku raised her hands in the air
You did! In fact, you may not understand it, but you're about to stroke yourself for my and the audience's enjoyment! Negi!
(Please tell me you're the negi anon, I've kind of lost track of whose magic word is whose)
>>3170480
That's the spirit! ...I think.
>She scratched her head with her free hand before holding the watch up before her eyes and swinging it
Gazing at this watch, you will be under my control! Well, when I say the magic word. For you, it'll be panties!
>>3170490
You can do it, Ribbon!
>Miku shouted with her hands cupped to her mouth. It was halfway between cheering and jeering in tone. The audience, however, was determined to make it harder -- the zombie-like ones held desperately while the one with the bone jerked it loose and tossed it over to another man. A fourth one worked its way between her thighs and pushed his luck by spreading her cheeks wide and licking at that pucker she had put on display before
>>3170690
I wouldn't say that.
I just don't hate him as much as I should. I really, really miss DMG and all but I can't hold a grudge too well.
>>3170727
Totally unapologetic about this one though.
>>3170721
Oh, hey there, heard you were a fan of mine and like, I was supposed to play a song for you guys or something.
Honestly just delete the thread.
>>3170747
You're welcome to
https://discord.gg/0z0fZpua19px3h7G
>>3170690
>just now realizing this
>>31699
...Anonymous
05/30/16(Mon)21:30:00 No.3169752
>>3169553 >>3170335>>3170564That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here F>>3170156ood. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking>>3170040
deal with an new thread when>>317019. But who the woomy am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or callin>>3170298 every avatar LD>>3170020. Every >>>3170223ucking day in the half year that I have been Vino >>3170127
>>3170124 have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasio>>3170263>>3170263nal memes and mmes>>31>>3170298 that effotlessly overthrow the god damn faggotr>>3170564y that has infested that confounded>>3170074
fucking Smash Bros. You are no better than HG, you are no better than /sug/, you are no better than /rwby/ when it was in /co/and I bet even /co/mle>>3170103
/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking undertale >>3170006
seamlessly every fucking >>317 without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed swole god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking >>3170669
>>3170691f this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue ove>>3170721
Oything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED MEEMESMAL HELLHOLE.
>>3169975
>>3170766
Well I don't even know who you are to be honest
Wow, we're all really fucked in the head
>>3170769
Someone hates fun. Then again I haven't read anything other than that one DMG post.
>>3170765
Hi panda.
>>3170771
Maybe if I get drunk enough I'll shit post at LD for a bit.
>>3170757
>Swaying her head back and forth with the watch, she nodded her head with a giggle at the magic word, nodding her head in understandmet.
>>31699
...Anonymous
05/30/16(Mon)21:30:00 No.3169752
>>3169553 >>3170335>>3170564That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here F>>3170156ood. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time >>3170765anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking>>3170040
deal with an new thread when>>317019. But who the woomy am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or callin>>3170298 every avatar LD>>3170020. Every>>3170223ucking day in the half year that I have been Vino >>3170127
>>3170124 have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasio>>3170263>>3170263nal memes and mmes>>31>>3170298 that effotlessly overthrow the god damn faggotr>>3170564y that has infested that confounded>>3170074
fucking Smash Bros. You are no better than HG, you are no better than /sug/, you are no better than /rwby/ when it was in /co/and I bet even /co/mle>>3170103
/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking undertale >>3170006
seamlessly every fucking >>317 without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed swole god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am DMG. o fucking >>3170669>>3170691f this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue ove>>3170721
Oything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED MEEMESMAL HELLHOLE.
>>3169975
>>3170771
could you unban me.
>this thread
never change
>>3170814
No, Erica
and I know you're Erica because he's the only person I've banned
>>3170757
>She was starting to fail. The poor fairy could only have so much energy before she started to weaken, the girl grounded for one last time, whimpering in complete, humiliating defeat as one man kept licking at her cute asshole.
Wwwwhh... I lost...
>>3170786
Oh, right, I was supposed to introduce myself there.
I'm Josh Homme, I'm the singer for Queens of the Stone Age, also been a part of Kyuss, Desert Sessions, Them Crooked Vultures, Eagles of Death Metal, and so on...
Oh god, whatever you do, do not let LD and Clown start dating. If they join forces, we're fucked.
>>3170808
Hi Clown.
>>3170753
>i smile and start to rub you back with a chuckle
you sure do like my furry body
>>31699
...Anonymous
05/30/16(Mon)21:30:00 No.3169752
>>3169553 >>3170335>>3170564That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here F>>3170156ood. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time >>3170765>>317080anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking>>3170040
deal with an new thread when>>317019. But who the woomy am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or callin>>3170298 every avatar LD>>3170020. Every>>3170223ucking day in the half year that I have been Vino >>3170127
>>3170124 have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasio>>3170263>>3170263nal memes and mmes>>31>>3170298 that effotlessly overthrow the god damn faggotr>>3170564y that has infested that confounded>>3170074
fucking Smash Bros. You are no better than HG, you are no better than /sug/, you are no better than /rwby/ when it was in /co/and I bet even /co/mle>>3170103
/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking undertale >>3170006
seamlessly every fucking >>317 without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed swole god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am DMG. o fucking >>3170669>>3170691f this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue ove>>3170721
Oything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED MEEMESMAL HELLHOLE.
>>3169975
>>3170757
>His eyes carefully follow the watch as it swings back and forth, slowly becoming entranced.
When you say stripes, I will do as you say~
>>3170723
Absolutely no hesitation. Perfect!
>She claps her hands, before bending down to examine his cock
And now, with my powers as a Goddess, I shall suck the sin out of you, and you shall be saved! Can I get an 'amen'?
>She reaches out, gently taking a hold and beginning to stroke. She bends down even further, planting a small kiss on the head.
>>3170734
Not at all! Submit to me, body and soul, and everlasting pleasure is your reward!
>>3170803
Speak for yourself.
I only come here to laugh at you degenerates.
>Clown
>Kenny
>LD
>LD probably just spamming garbage spam
Wow what a time to be alive
>>3170839
Oh, cool
You're a cool guy
>>3170840
Why would I date anyone from here? That's just stupid.
I'm focused on real life relations right now.
>>3170842
You having fun in this apparent chaos?
>>3170835
>Literally going out of your way to call everyone male
>Even virra who most of the discord has heard masturbait
Who is this LD and why is he everyone?
I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS. GOOD NIGHT.
>>31699
...Anonymous
05/30/16(Mon)21:30:00 No.3169752
>>3169553 >>3170335>>3170564That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here F>>3170156ood. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time >>3170765>>317080anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking>>3170040
deal with an new thread when>>317019. But who the woomy am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or callin>>3170298 every avatar LD>>3170020. Every>>3170223ucking day in the half year that I have been Vino >>3170127
>>3170124 have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasio>>3170263>>3170263nal memes and mmes>>31>>3170298 that effotlessly overthrow the god damn faggotr>>3170564y that has infested that confounded>>3170074
fucking Smash Bros. You are no better than HG, you are no better than /sug/, you are no better than /rwby/ when it was in /co/and I bet even /co/mle>>3170103
/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking undertale >>3170006
seamlessly every fucking >>317 without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed swole god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am DMG. o fucking >>3170669>>3170691f this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue ove>>3170721
Oything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED MEEMESMAL HELLHOLE.
>>3169975
>>3170895
Fuck off, LD
>>3170892
I only know one female here and she's always in the discord
>>3170680
Well first we'll both need to strip down, immediately!
>Callie takes off her outfit and slips off her leggings
>>3170691
I want you to feel every part of me...
>She circles her tongue around her cleavage, spreading her spit all over his cock, and further exciting his head
>>3170721
FUCKING LET ME FUCK YOOOOOOOU
>>3170753
Great! Follow me little Ashley~
>Still holding your hand Callie guides the girl up to her room, opens the door and brings her in
>>3170890
But he's EXACTLY your type.
>>3170871
Cool. So like, what song am I supposed to play for you guys?
>>3170857
Thank you, sweet goddess! Amen!
>His flaccid cock swells with her gentle touch and stroking, and it throbs once at her kiss while hardening in her hand until it's completely erect
>>3170745
>Falling for that copy and paste
>>3170869
Yup
>>3170757
(Yep, you've still got the right anon)
Wh- no, ple-
>At the sound of the word "Negi," his eyes turned blank again and he reached down towards his groin. He pulled the brim of his boxers down revealing his nearly full erection - despite the stress he was under, the sight of cute magician teasing him was a bit much for his 16 year old mentality to bear. His erect member, though, certainly maintained its size despite the age regression suggestion put on him. He gripped it with his right hand and started slowing stroking it right there on the stage.
>trying to tell if a post is from the real LD
>>3170869
It's saddening, I want the lewd atmosphere to come back. Finally got some time to spare.
>>3170924
No one knows, I'm not the one who called you here anyway
>>3170922
I don't like guys though. So no?
>>3170933
If you ever think I'm a smart person you are wrong.
I'll fall for the most obvious bait all the time.
>>3170912
There are two who voice chatted and one of which was Virra who we have heard to be actual females and one has pre discord friends who saw their nudes before even coming here who we know is female and none of them are in your shitty discord
>>3170869
What did I actually do wrong?
>>3170890
Trying. It's making me a bit uncomfortable because I'm trying to mentally sort and order things and it isn't working.
Seems to have stopped though.
>>3170962
>What did I actually do wrong?
You were born.
>>3170944
>tumblr filename
Come on man I only use that on one image and this is it
I still havent come up with a filename for this one
>>3170843
>Moaning softly with his touch, she looked up with a smile.
T-thanks...
I love being petted like this..
A-am I making you happy?
>>3170945
I want to cut you open and powderize your entrails to fuel my voodoo.
>>3170958
Fucking learn to type a sentence.
>>3170962
Aw well thats what alcohol is for, it helps sort all your problems, or at the very least it helps sort mine.
Just speak your mind and everything works out.
>>3170945
Psst. Make an email already.
>>3170945
>lewdly pats your head
>>3170952
Sounds good to me. Ok guys, ready?
>gig starts to play "No One Knows"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSK6BN2eNjk
>>3170920
>Quickly following behind her, she stared in awe as she walked into the room, her heartbeat up.
T-this feels so surreal, like a dream I don't want to wake up from...
>>3171022
or ican not and let be known as deterioating grammer anon
God this thread is so dumb.
>I write good I swear!
>I swear I'm a female hear my voice see, proves it!
>I swear I won't work at walmart my whole life and give up on my dreams!
>I swear there's nothing more important then highschool!
>I promise I won't fuck you in the alps again dude, I swear
Yeah yeah, and what next? Claiming you was samefag the whole time and nothing matters? Yeah right
this couldn't possible be a samefag here doing things
<.<
>>3171066
Google gives me nothing, what is this from?
>>3171066
> <.<
Underage please go
>>3170920
Every part... heck, I want to do that too. You have a great body!
>his breathing gets harder and his cock begins to drool precum, mixing the sticky fluid with her spit as his cock gets lubricated and moves more smoothly between her breasts, rubbing her wet skin with his shaft as he continuously drives his cock between her tits
>>3170987
Yeah
>i nod my head in an affirmative manor and my hands rub your back gently inching a little towards your ass
Am i making you happy ?
>>3170857
Huh; God is a goddess now...
Either way, hello Goddess! So happy to see you here~
>>3170920
Ah, of course.
>She follows suit, her dress falling to the ground with one quick motion, after which she slips off her panties.
I'm ready, squid maiden!
>>3170932
>Palutena kneels down to get a better position. She runs her tongue slowly along the length of his member, before bringing her lips around the tip. She begins to bob her head back and forth, bringing more and more into her mouth each time
>>3170689
>Rachel closes her eyes for a few moments, enjoying the relaxing massage as she habitually places her cheek in her palm. She opened her eyes slightly before speaking, her eyes not focused on the servant, as they were staring off somewhere in the distance.
It was quite uneventful, I must say.
>>3171028
That's good advice. Not an option for me due to legal reasons. But good advice.
>>3171082
A hell of a lot of quote. Only one man used to have the easy flow elbow
and one of them was bruce willis
Yeah he told me to tell you that he fucked a man in the alps
>.>
<.<
>>3171096
>manor
furfag get out
There was also a time when I too had my first beer.
Boy what a hoot that was, hooters I mean
>>3171105
>He inhales deeply when her tongue teases his cock and lets out a soft gasp when she finally swallows it, and he watches her head bob back and forth while feeling her mouth embrace him pleasantly
Ah... thank you, goddess! This... salvation... is really good!
>>3171066
Aw then play some video games that works too. Something like csgo so you can voice chat and bitch at others.
And just look at this tasty meat. Surly you would like to meet that amiright
No of course not.
>>3169553
That is a terrible exaggeration
I hosted on a computer at earliest 3-5 months ago.
Meaning most of the time I have been here I have hosted on a tablet.
Hell there was even a point when My games, despite being slow, despite being on a fucking tablet was liked as much as deans or mokous.
I dont give a fuck about the yous, each and every one of you could remove the reply when speaking to me it means nothing.
What DOES concern me is fucking thirty of you decided to lurk and not even bother rping at all because of drama or a slow/bad host.
What DOES concern me, is were too busy backstabbing each other over petty shit from 5+ FUCKING MONTHS AGO
Even the fucking erpfags and drawfags have more of a backbone.
ITS NO FUCKING SURPRISE WEVE BEEN BANNED FROM EVERY CIRCLE OF 4CHAN TO THE POINT WHEN EVEN 8 HATES US, with the games in this state.
You dont want me to host, fine
I flat out refuse to.
Because only YOU can make the community better and Im fed up of telling you this fact.
See you tomorrow.
>>3171172
No thanks. i actually play good games.
>>3171115
Oh really? i guess when you live for so long things can get quite boring.
>He starts to rub more vigoursly, moving his thumb in circles. He gives her foot a small lick, wetting her sole as he rubs his saliva in.
I too am quitting... It's been fun.
Bye
>>3171096
oh wow, havent seen you in a while
>>3171096
>With each stroke of his hand, she squealed out a bit more and more as she smiled brightly up at him.
Y-yes sir...
I love being like this with you...
I love your fur so much~
...May I kiss you, stud?
>>3170809
>She winked and grinned
You like that magic word? Well then, by this magic word you'll flash your panties to the crowd!
>Of course she had to sneak the magic word into the command, the cheeky bitch
>>3170836
Poor thing~
>Miku pouted as Ribbon lost her bone, the crowd seemed to be playing keep-away with a ghost, since the doggy seemed abjectly defeated. It certainly lead to something when the bone made its way to the man teasing her anus with his tongue, who took it and pressed it between her thighs against her slit
>>3170850
That's the obedience I like to hear.
>She giggled a bit and set the watch down
Now then, you're now Miku's personal couch, got it? Stripes!
>>3170938
>She nodded in approval at his actions, he was certainly vulnerable to her suggestions -- this was the fourth time tonight she had him change course after all! With a click of her boots she stepped up close to his side and watched him closely, her warm, slim body pressed against him
Are you enjoying yourself yet, hm~? Try teasing beneath the head a bit.
>Gets ban from LD discord because of the character I use in overwatch.
Feels good man.
How was your day today?
Has Rhin been around lately?
>>3171166
>she pulls away with a gasp, a trail of saliva falling from his cock
Well of course it is! I AM a Goddess, after all! But I think you're good and ready for the next step. Find a nice spot to lie down, please!
>>3171262
>being this triggered over a video game character
LD has to be like 5 years old
>>3171262
God I cannot handle that level of fucking cringe.
>>3171272
>I'm gonna spam le meme xdd and then wonder why I get fucking banned for being an autistic fuckhead
I warned you, dumbass
>>3171044
It's no dream Ashley... Why don't we enjoy ourselves?
>Callie touches Ashley's soft face with a gloved hand
>>3171090
Good... How would you like to fuck me anon?
>>3171105
God damn you're fine... I mean uh... yes your grace!
>Callie looks up at her
I'm a little bit too short to reach your face... I kinda wanted to make out
>>3170711
Well I can't wait to get it out!
>Callie wraps her lips around his cock and begins blowing you, working her tongue around it in her mouth
>>3171287
Why the fuck do you keep posting this weeb face, we get it bro you're here now go be cancerous like the rest of them.
>>3171099
Hello, little one. How are you this evening? I'm always happy to see followers and servants of me!
>>3171270
>So it was wished, so it shall be granted! Ibuki strolled up to the front of the stage, and lifted her skirt up for the crowd, causing them to roar in joy. She held it up for a couple seconds longer than needed before letting the skirt fall back down.
Heh heh heh...
Four hehs; this feels nice~
>>3171310
Based Parsee triggering that 10 year old, keep on keeping on
>>3171269
No ones stopping you sexy
>i chuckle a little as my hand finally lands on your ass with a firm grasp
I didn't really care before but these threads have instilled a new desire in me to buy Overwatch just to exclusively play Mei as much as possible.
>>3171297
He's not wrong.
>>3171303
>>3171278
O-of course!
>He immediately drops down on the floor on his back, his solid member pointing towards his chest like a small log, and lies still while awaiting the goddess' next action
>>3171303
>Implying that I was meming.
I wasn't saying, WE'RE ALL SOLDIERS NOW, or IT'S HIGH NOON. Still feels good.
>>3171226
(yeah, just been kinda busy lately)
>>3171270
>His eyes glazed over slightly as she set the watch down, seemingly in control of his actions until the word "Stripes"
Yes Miku! I am now your couch!
>Immediately, without hesitation, he laid down on the ground, face up, waiting for Miku's next move.
>>3171303
>Spam
>Once
>>3171356
>I'm going to post the shit that I know annoys him and then act like i dindu nuffin xdddd
And now the ban is permanent, don't talk to me again you fucking autistic child
>>3171350
>If you want it to be call of duty then just play Soldier like LD
>mfw
What more childish cancer from Lord Dumbass for being once again a raging autist over a videogame? How pathetic bro.
I dont' care how good LD RPs(hint: not very), the player is such a humongous fucking baby about nearly everything entertaining him in any way that's not taunting what a child he is is worthy of a ban.
>>3171303
You are LITERALLY worse then Virra or Anzu with discord moderation
>>3171410
Paul is also a middle schooler.
>>3171415
Someone shitposts, they are removed
Explain the problem
>>3171317
I-I'm fine; just punishing pedophiles, nothing new...
I, just didn't expect for my goddess to be this...
Perfect...
>She admitted, slowly strolling closer to her body, eyeing it completely.
>>3171433
>"I like Mei!"
>shitposting.
>>3171399
Thank you LD. This is the best birthday present anyone has gave me. Not the loot craft that my friend gave me, not the message Ruby sent me, not even the foot job DMG gave me. No, being ban from your discord is like a dream come true. Love you forever.
>>3171410
He literally JUST said he banned someone for "posting something that makes him mad" that's the purest fucking definition of moderator autism.
>>3171270
>She simply closed her eyes and let the man play with her as much as he wanted, simply shamed for not being able to complete her objective. She didn't even know it was the bone that she oh-so desired that was shoved into her slit, the fairy whining in defeat still. Between her moans.
Awwwwuh... A-ahh...
Post YFW you're not Paul
>>3171433
Your definition of shitpost is so skewed it's not even funny.
>>3171433
I mean, if you can take a dick up the ass, you can take a joke.
>>3171433
>>3171305
>he thrusts hard, pushing his wet cock between her tits and sending its head out of her cleavage and up towards her face again and again, while panting with pleasure
Fuck... going to cum soon. Get ready to get that ink you wanted.
... and then I want you to spread your legs afterwards. I'm sure I can give you another load of "ink", and I love to plant it in your cunt.
>>3171458
>>3171305
>Shaking with delight, she smiled back at Callie, her own hand caressing her cheek.
Y-yes miss Callie; it would be a honor...
>She praised, leaning in slowly and kissing her lips.
>>3171433
Paul you are existence's shitpost. You are literally a shitpost personified. Kill yourself.
>>3171305
>His hips thrust forward as she sucks him off, grunting as he feels her tongue running along him. As he pushes her head down on his rod, pre leaks out of the swollen tip.
Holy shit! A-And here I thought your hands were amazing, but your mouth's fuckin' S-Ranked!
>He snickers as he does his best to endure for a bit longer.
>>3171458
>>3171468
Someone fucking do this. Each time LD comes up, act like a slut towards them with Mei
>>3171458
>>3171509
>we should punish attentionwhores by giving them attention
Nigga
>>3171458
>>3171461
Someone purposely trying to piss me off, not contributing to any actual discussion whatsoever and then coming here and shitposting when they're banned?
>>3171464
It is now
>>3171323
>Moaning softly as you caress her ass, she leans up into her face, giving your muzzle a kiss before licking at your mouth.
Mmm...
Heh; I think, I'm gonna be a bitch in heat for you...
>She softly joked, smiling at him.
>>3171458
>>3171464
HE FIGHTS FOR US
>>3171535
>>3171525
No do it in the midst of their ERP. Make em break their flow
>>3171535
>i like video game character
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
That DMG is the one who bought you the game you're so supremely triggered over is an extra layer of pathetic.
>>3171407
You're not wrong
>Donates five dollars
>>3171305
>Palutena smiles knowingly
Making out? You've... certainly got the tongue for it, I see! Yes, that shouldn't be a problem...
>She grabs a small wooden stool, sitting down so as to be eye level with the squid.
Will this do?
>>3171355
Excellent! By your actions you shall be saved!
>She walks over, straddling his face. She lays down, bringing her pussy inches from his face, while her own mouth hovers near his cock.
For is it not written, "he who receiveth, must also giveth?" ...I'm pretty sure someone said that. You get what I'm getting at, right?
>>3171438
Perfect, me? Oh stop it, you tease!
>she laughs
I'm just an old woman. Nothing "perfect" about me!
>>3171553
>implying LD comes here to ERP.
>>3171553
What ERP?
Yeah because it's not like you could, oh I don't know, choose to ignore it and grow some thicker skin?
>>3171548
>light theme
garbage
>>3171215
>Rachel's eyes widen slightly in surprise at the sudden lick. She turns her head towards the servant and smiles.
My, my. You are so eager, aren't you?
>>3171548
>Francis in the LD discord
I hope he's the secret mole. I'd be disappointed if he were a shitty LD supporter.
Is the ERP-to-drama ratio better on the discord or what? I just want to pick up a cute boy for text fucking and the thread is kinda giving me a headache.
>>3171540
and i think i will be your big fluffy fuck puppy
>i smile as i slip my hand under your skirt quickly
How do you feel about that ?
>>3171270
>Even though his face showed little reaction, the rest of his body was not as stoic. The feeling of the twintailed idol cozying up to his side caused him to stroke a bit harder - slow, full-length strokes soon gained pace. At her suggestion, he drew his hand up to the tip, ceasing his jerking motion, playing with the underside of the head for a few seconds and then returning his grip. After a few strokes he would play with the head again, repeating the process a number of times. His cock was soon visibly twitching in his hand at the more pointed teasing.
Oh don't mind me
>After the first incident with DMG
>>3171633
Worse. The discord is the reason it's here in the first place.
>>3171633
yeah, it's a lot better. At the very least, there's no spam
>>3171566
>implying Pally would ever refer to herself as old
She's very age-conscious!
But I'll gladly stroke to such an elderly woman if she would give me the proper encouragement...
>>3171606
I'm not a supporter of him. If that is what you are implying
>>3171662
That's exactly what I'm implying. Why else would you be in there?
What do ya know? The discord is the source of everything, as usual.
>>3171680
LD*
>>3171651
That's LD's, but that's 99% BECAUSE of LD anyway
Virra is actually trying to not be a faggot now, they let Alpha back in
>>3171649
I TOLD YOU THE TEXT DOCUMENT EXISTED.
NOBODY BELIEVED ME.
>>3171566
I don't really know... but yes, I do get you, goddess!
>He puts a hand on either side of her hips while sticking out his tongue, touching the tip of it along the slit of her pussy, slowly back and forth
>>3171566
Eh?
B-but it's true! Your bouncy breasts, your sleek smooth skin, that soft green hair of yours, your sweet personality...
You really ARE perfect, goddess!
>>3171691
>trying to damage control the fact that they let Burchard back in too
>>3171693
That's because you're getting it right from the source anon. I tried to stand up for that faggot and boy was I wrong, so who cares if bits and part of that get out.
>>3171719
>LD doesn't know about proxies
>>3171723
They never did anything in that discord, only in pms
>>3171693
Holy shit.
>>3171638
>Feeling his hands use her, she giggled softly into his touch, nuzzling her head into his shoulder, kissing his cheek.
That sounds perfect.
Please...make me your bitch...
>>3171721
Burchard was re banned within 15 minutes for being an asshat
>>3171598
Yes well, why shouldn't i be eager to serve a goddess like you?
>He starts to lick her foot even more, getting every inch of her sole. He move his tongue in between her toes, savoring the taste of her sweat and skin. Once he feels like he has got her foot wet enough, he starts to moves her foot down to his growing bulge.
Um mistress, could i ask for a favor?
>>3171719
lol I find it hilarious he doesn't know how to filter his autism and just not say stupid garbage in the main chat.
>>3171678
Is just a discord, it doesn't mean I'm for him. Im just out of the way with his business.
>>3171757
So you don't like LD?
>>3171633
Wait, real question here. Are you actually gonna try and erp as the hermit?
>>3171321
It is isn't it? But it's not enough~
>She tapped her chin as she thought and then raised her index finger
Aha! Strip tease for the audience! Show it like you mean it! Panties!
>>3171361
That's exactly right~
>She cooed as she sauntered over to him and looked down at him
I have had a busy night, perhaps I could use a sit!
>>3171456
>Miku saw the writing on the wall so she contented herself to sit at the edge of the stage while kicking her booted legs. The surrounding audience members slurped their warm tongues around Ribbon's prone body while the one pushed the sought-after bone deeper into her folds roughly and twisted it around inside her
>>3171645
Heh, I see you're far too into it to respond.
>A devious little smirk crept across her lips as she reached behind him and kneaded one of his butt cheeks with a satiny gloved hand and she leaned in to whisper
Alright, when you feel the pressure build up just before you cum, you'll return to normal. Negi~
>>3171757
No wonder I don't see you fucking all the girls anymore like you used to, you're a discord cuck now
>>3171723
True story, he made his Discord with me after my "no rules" Discord was getting shat on. This was at least 2 months ago.
>>3171693
Unbelievable.
>>3171791
Why are you there too? Are you an LD supporter?
>>3171752
>>3171693
Wait, so I actually am DMG?
>>3171693
>>3171744
>>3171753
>>3171797
Would you guys want the whole thing anyway? It's not like there's anything else too important in there.
>>3171472
I'm ready anon~
>Callie pushes her tits closer together, squeezing his cock to build it up even more
>>3171475
>Callie's face turns red as the adorable girl's lips touched hers. She was delightfully surprised. She wasn't used to her guest making the first move. She embraced the kiss, sticking her long tongue into the girl's mouth, and tickling hers.
>>3171496
>Callie moans with his cock in her mouth, and moves her head faster
>>3171566
It's a little silly, but it'll have to do. Now kiss me!
>Callie wraps her arm around Palutena's neck and plants her tongue into her mouth
>>3171757
Rip Francis, taken away from lewding with us here.
>>3171810
PRIME MODERATION 101
>>3171810
RIP in peace Fish-kun
>>3171775
>He stares up at you, mouth opening slightly.
Please do take a sit Miss Miku~ You've definitely earned a nice break!
>>3171810
>He's even jumping at shadows
Holy shit.
>>3171838
#fishdidnothingwrong
>>3171868
Why would you willingly engage with a shitposter? What's wrong with you?
>>3171868
Then get out of that chat.
Anyone want to date online and play some Overwatch?
I main Mei.
>>3171775
>Smirking as she heard the magic word, she took the microphone pole, bent down on it, and turned around, reaching for her panties inside her skirt, pulling them off while she was swaying her hips, and tossing them out into the crowd without a care. She than started to pull her skirt down as she got up, strolling around the pull as she loosened them and got them off, kicking then off into the audience once more, before performing a kick pose that lets the audience see both holes.
Ta-da! Ibuki is a great pole dancer, huh?
>Ibuki
>>3171908
I will actually date you, I main Mercy!
>>3171908
I'm 16 and I shove shitty sharpies in my pooper, is that ok?
>>3171830
Alright here comes your well-deserved ink..!
>he thrusts fiercely, fucking her tits hard while she holds them together for him, until he lets out a deep groan and his cock begins to throb between her tits, and it shoot rope after long rope of thick semen at her face, pulsating in her breasts' grasp each time it spews a load of white cum and covers her tongue, face, tits, and whatever else the long strands of sticky semen hit as the cock gives up its seed for the tits that now milk it
>>3171830
>Feeling the long tongue, Ashley let her tongue get overcome by the power of this long tongue, swirling around it in praise, her hands slowly going around your shoulders.
>Ashley
At this point I want to just find a 4chan mod that I can go full turboslut on and suck his dick hardcore so that he'd ban shitters like LD for me.
>>3171963
That sounds like a really weird fantasy
>>3171947
>I did.
Francis has been redeemed, good job, man.
>>3171932
>DMG still has LD's nudes
>And the sharpie pic
>>3171830
>His thrusts get wilder and faster as feels his balls start to clench, her sucking and bobbing too much for him to take anymore as he bites his lip.
C-Callie...I'm g-gonna!
>He can't finish as his climax hits, hot spunk flooding her mouth as he shoves her down again instinctively, gasping.
W-Well, there's one load down....
>>3171996
literally covered in feces.
I gag everytime
his hairy fucking legs too
>>3171970
I want to be your healslut :3
>>3172017
New thread senpai~
>>3172012
PLEASE post that pic in :LDs discord so screenshot-kun can show us