Bizarro HG
>>10365181
First 48
BARK BARK!
>>10365166
Reimu and Sanae (miko means shrine maiden)
Also, the taoist miko
>>10365202
I hope your dad survives.
Get it bizarro haha funny!
>>>>10365188
You were straight up in a couple of their servers if I recall. I imagine you got your fair share of ... awful first hand. Anyway, enough about horrible mistakes, how've you been these past few months?
BORN
>>10365181
HG is a RP community
Boy this place sure is alive.
>>10365258
Yeah, the autism I've witnessed sometimes is staggering.
As for these past few months, they've been pretty Gucci. I feel like you've seen the Gauntlet in action, which is my magnum opus code, and I couldn't be happier with it. Dropped some avas, picked more up, had Smolgore get shot in the head to permanently retire the ava, and became Homestuck trash instead. So yeah. Yourself?
>>10365323
You can thank Asgore circlejerking ooc
24 where the winner gets a free drawing game?
this is not an entry post
>>10365349
Haven't read homestuck so I have no idea what the character is like so I have no idea if you're doing him right or not.
>>10365365
yes
>>10365365
Sure
>>10365365
as long as you actually deliver, sure man
roll call
>>10365365
Sure
>>10365402
shut the fuck up and start your cancer already
>>10365401
you accusing me of not delivering drawings like with emi, ava, and shame?
because you right.
but ill try with this one for real
>>10365411
no
slow ride
take it easy
>>10365402
Sup fag. I only play cute anime boys so you probably won't like drawing me.
>>10365402
>>10365428
I'd let this lesbian ride me.
go 24
>>10365450
Gascoigne
>>10365349
Goddamn it, I missed the goat's permadeath? Who did it? And yeah, you started the gauntlet while I was still semi-alive so I got the chance to enter at least a few of them.
I've done enough blogposting, but let's just say that shit's been a lot better these days. Hell, I'd probably fully come back if I wasn't trying to avoid certain people. As you said before, staggering amounts of pure, unfiltered autism in those parts.
>>10365450
Cute Anime Girl
>>10365450
small bi ready to try
>>10365450
Penguin
>>10365450
Reigen Arataka
>>10365450
JUICE
>>10365450
>>10365450
Real rp man
>>10365450
Hikari Takanashi
>>10365474
>kissu
>>10365469
…Goro Akechi
>>10365469
calling you john cena
>>10365450
Kumagawa Misogi
>>10365374
I like to think I am. I also do really recommend reading HS. It's good.
>>10365450
Comatose Mayor
>>10365491
>It's good.
fuck you homestuck ruined my life
>>10365450
Esdeath
stop deading on me
>>10365491
comatose reminds me of tomatoes
>>10365450
Gishki Ariel
>>10365450
Literally me.
>>10365491
>It's good
Hahaha, don't hold your breath, friend.
>>10365450
Beowulf
>>10365450
Arizona Chance
>>10365450
A sleepy ship
>>10365450
Daenerys Targaryen
>>10365450
Lord Beerus
>>10365522
>>10365522
Hello. What do you require from a General of the empire? ?
>>10365450
I
>>10365450
Hulk Whogan
>>10365463
Vino. Capped him in the head during a Murderous Game back in late May and I figured that was as good a time as any to put him down.
>>10365507
lmao owned
>>10365481
>is kissued
You wanna buy a shamwow?
>>10365450
Shipgirl Stalker
>>10365443
>>10365428
I'd 「GLASS」 her
>>10365450
Robert Baratheon
>>10365428
G L A S S
L
A
S
S
>>10365522
Who, and what. I'd much rather be doing something else than invest in conversation.
starting
>>10365450
Christian
>>10365428
>>10365450
Elias Ainsworth
>>10365594
Let's get on with it.
>>10365594
>looks good
>>10365588
If it's conversation you won't invest in then our team of specialists can get you started in some prime real estate. You won't regret some of the prime locations we have ready for you.
>>10365594
Hit my music baby! Lets get ready to rumble!
>>10365612
Sorry nerdling, glass is more of a.. CZW thing, you know?
>>10365612
Of course it doesn't matter, Cute Anime Girl. I'll kill you regardless.
>>10365612
>no swaps
F-fine
>>10365612
>fatal events that don't show who die until next slide
>>10365594
I accept this challe-
>>10365612
>>10365643
Does he have 3 eyes?
>>10365522
Hi, How are you today?
>>10365594
…It looks like I don't have a choice right now.
>>10365649
>>10365654
That's what you get for stealing my gimmick kid. Never mess with me when Wulfamania is running wild!
>>10365612
Unfortunate. Now I don't have to deal with that insufferable white haired woman.
>>10365654
Fucking stupid deaths man
School shooter code is the balls.
>>10365682
>multiple tributes search for other tributes
YOU'RE WITH THREE OTHERS RIGHT NOW KILL THEM KILL THEM KILL THEM AAAAH
>>10364748
Hmmm. so that's how the future looks like.
>>10365621
>Using his hand, the hunter forms a "stop" gesture.
Tch, if it has no relation to hunting, I want none of it. Now, begone, you'll get no assist from me.
>>10365450
Natsuki Subaru
Put me in, or else.
>>10365731
Or else what?
>>10365682
>>10365701
but then they'll have a hard time finding the other tributes
>>10365731
>>10365701
>posting /v/ermins
>>10365682
Does she really think a simple gun can hurt me? Even if it was my own?
>>10365744
>Apparently it was enough.
>>10365731
You gotta work on that speed.
>>10365731
I think you're a little bit too late for that
>>10365740
Or else you'll all be goners. I'll start with this guy right here >>10365756 if I'm pushed to this point.
>>10365744
>>10365773
>doing my job for me
thank
>>10365773
>whipped by Subaru
Sign me the fuck up, gay boi
>>10365773
...Is this a threat or a promise of violence, boy? I do not respond positive to either.
>>10365785
>>10365773
Same desu
Does 11 thousand seem too large for a folder?
>>10365773
Sign me up, too!
>Ochako
>>10365814
youll only use like 50 anyways
>>10365814
I can't imagine getting 11 thousand pictures for one dude unless you're playing like Goku or Naruto or some shit. Think you might need to split the folders up a bit. At least throw some that you know you're not going to use often into a seperate folder.
>>10365837
Penguins are fucking hardcore.
>>10365831
Probably, but it's always good to be over-prepared than under.
>>10365833
No, not nearly that huge. I just used that video to jpeg thing people were talking about yesterday. This 11k is down from something like 84k or so
>>10365837
>>10365852
And you finished with 11K? Out of around 9000 pictures in a single episode, you should only be finding 100 or so.
>>10365867
This is one brutal code.
>>10365867
next winnner
>>10365880
stalker red is dead
>>10365850
>>10365837
Why am I not surprised that a comatose person would fail so?
>>10365894
oh god
>>10365901
give me a 3 minutes i'll do it
>>10365901
Congratulations to you, and my thank
>>10365907
Thank you for your time
>>10365879
A couple of episodes had around 300 potentially usable pics, but the average was about 1200 or so. Hell, the first episode's folder was still a little over 2000.
... I am very bad at discarding what only MIGHT be useful
>>10365768
I don't think I am. As the saying goes, you're never too late to achieve. I'd be achieving even if I had lost my legs.
>>10365783
What? I'm not doing anything for you! I'm killing a guy that said I need to be faster!
>>10365785
>>10365800
You guys are exempt from it. I'll just see you two as fodder until the day I die.
>>10365787
Are you the person that said that? If so, it's a promise. I'm not going to let you get away with insulting me like that in front of everyone. Your actions have consequences.
>he takes the whip out and cracks the boat on her side
Remember, this is YOUR fault, not mine.
>>10365824
Something tells me this isn't really her, but I can't put my finger on what...
>>10365917
>bitches you
>>10365907
Oh, and thanks for excluding me.
>>10365936
i have come here to destroy this place for tommy boy
>>10365907
>Maria got the most kills
Nothing can keep her from her sweet Harusame!
Thanks for the game, too
How do I free Mokou from wincard hell
>>10365907
Rigged.
>>10365907
>>10365901
This is a good idea, what you're doing, moe-chan. I think I'll try something like this, where Booce posts the slides and gives me a heads up on who the winner is beforehand so I can draw the wincard while the game is going on so there isn't much of a wait as usual. Smart, smart! Revamped MADNESS GAMES may approach in the near future.
>>10365936
There's a time and place for everything Subaru, you're just great at only having one of them right.
>>10365960
you think i want to draw a 3dpd?
heck no
>>10365959
You get Ocelot to come back
>>10365968
>top line is two anime girls, two anime guys and a fucking penguin
I think it's fine.
>>10365964
okay.
here's the thing for the dragon girl girl.
>>10365982
Do me next.
>>10365982
Hold your ass there, senpai. Are you drawing with crayon on paper and then scanning it? Are you not even using a drawing program or a pad?
>>10365982
is that fucking lady gaga oh my god
i love it
>>10365982
That's shit, desu.
>>10365936
>The whip's trajectory is cut short by a flurry of crystallic shards cutting the whip in pieces as it makes it's way towards the shipgirl's aft.
Violence is to be responded with violence. Good. You learn quickly, young boy. Allow me to instruct you on your next lesson: Never open hostilities with a former member of The Fleet Of Fog if you value your existence. I will let this insolence go ununished this time.
>>10365967
Can I have you?
>>10365950
Not sure what a Tommy boy is, but I don't think he's around here. There's nobody with the name Tommy around here, as far as I know.
>>10365967
And there's a time and a place for you to be right. This isn't one of those times. I know what I did wrong, but you can't disagree with the fact that there's a tiny chance that I may have found my way in. It happened before, you know. Hell, I've won a game I wasn't in. It was really nice.
>>10366006
You're shit, desu.
>>10366013
What do you mean?
If you need a helping hand with something, I could help out.
>>10366014
Really?
That's really impressive, it shows just how much the people here appriciate you.
>>10365994
win a game.
>>10365997
i am not that rich for a scanner, this is just a drawing program that i have with a cheap pad.
>>10366001
thank
>>10366006
i know boob lord
>>10366037
You already said you would draw me though.
>>10366047
do you have a receipt?
>>10366029
At least i can draw, senpai.
>>10366058
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/10329776/#10331284
>>10366066
oh
>>10366075
>>10366012
>Subaru looks at the now destroyed whip, shifting his eyes from one torn piece to the next
You didn't have to destroy the one thing that I used for protection...
You
>he bends down and picks the piece up and puts them in his pocket
I don't really care what you are or what you were. You could tell me you're some shitty god and I still would have done that to you. I think you should learn some manners before you go off spewing whatever garbage at others for doing what they feel is right.
>>10366033
...
You're mocking me, aren't you? Do you know how bad of an idea it is to mock a stranger? I could push you down and feel no burden at all.
>>10366065
>those proportions
kek
>>10366065
Everyone can draw, it's just how GOOD you can draw
you're obviously in the lower end of the drawing scale
>>10366108
>Everyone can draw
>>10366102
Yea , those were fucked up, but than again that was a quick draw
>>10366108
Only if i have to draw something quick or if i'm bored. And no, not everyone can do it.
>>10366112
everyone with limbs, or a mouth can draw
>>10366097
Why would I do that? I'm just speaking my mind, don't you think it's atleast a little bit true? I believe it is.
>>10366112
>>Everyone can draw
yeah, if you pick up a crayon and start scrabbling a stick figure then ur drawing. its not good but its still drawing
>>10366124
You mean doodle something, drawing requires talent or training.
I came here to laugh at you.
>>10366123
You're a good artist
>>10366097
>The words had some meaning that Kongou did not quite understand. Guilt was a foreign feeling to her. As she considered the boy's words, she looks at the broken whip in his hands.
Perhaps you are right. Your ways are not mine. I wish to change that. Let me begin right here then. Hand me your broken melee weapon and I shall repair it beyond it's original strength.
I will repeat my warning. You answer someone's challenge with violence. If you think I am the only being who would not tolerate such show of force, you are woefully wrong.
>>10366139
Yeah, if you pick up a pen and start drawing a disproportioned cartoon character then you're drawing. It's not good but it's still drawing.
>>10366147
A doodle is technically still a drawing.
>>10366033
>whips out a massive erect dick
I need a help with this
>>10366151
That was shit mate, i just drew that in 2 mins.
Janus's is better
>>10366180
Well as I recall you did say you were at work when you did that one. Under the circumstances it's pretty good, and it's had a lot of usage.
>>10366170
Well writing is tehnically drawing aswell
>>10366179
>spins the anon around and kicks him towards the door
Is the ERP thread?
>>10366192
I gotta remember to do ya a new one on one of my days off.
>>10366207
yes
>>10366207
Yes
>>10366206
ERP with her
>>10366079
fine fuck you
give me 2 minute
>>10366206
That looks like Tricky's style
>>10366218
no it doesn't nigger that looks nothing like Tricky's style
>>10366218
Its not Tricky's
>>10366131
Sure I do! Who wouldn't think it's at least a little truthful? Thing is, it's a truth that doesn't need to be brought to light. I think humanity would be in a better place if you kept that to yourself.
>>10366153
>he keeps picking up the piece of the whip and stuffing them into his pockets
Yeah, like I'm going to trust you. Women don't change their minds that quickly, let alone drastically. I know you only want these piece to later throw off the edge of a boat. I've seen the shows before, you know.
>>10366207
It can be if you want it to be.
>>10366193
No it's not, you dumb nigger.
>>10366224
Yes it does, ya ass goblin.
>>10366226
I didn't say it was, i said it looked like her style.
>>10366220
you know i thought i could do this by looking at you once.
i fucked up.
I want Tricky to teach me how to draw.
HG is the only place I've ever seen that bullies their drawfriends
>>10366250
Yaaay!
>>10366253
she's as good as a mother.
as in she sucks at being a mother and a teacher
>>10366243
Samefagging doesn't make you right, nigga.
>>10366193
so?
>>10366233
I am considering the possibility that spending time with you is wasteful. I wish to make amends for transgressions unjustly made and you reject it. As you desire then. I wish you good fortune in finding a suitable replacement for a self-defense weapon.
Disregarding that. I find polluting the sea a terrible crime. I would never perform such a petty act on my vessel.
>>10366262
The fuck are you on about? I'm not samefagging.
>>10366243
It is though
>>10366233
You're always so negative, learn to smile for once!
It's pretty depressing to see you belittle yourself everytime I see you, you know that?
>>10366253
>she told me she learned from this guy https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCno-YPZ8BiLrN0Wbl8qICFA
>that and just practicing lots
>>10366212
>>10366216
>>10366233
Cause I see no cocks around here.
>check thread
>someone actually picked the character I wanted to use for SAW
God -fucking- dammit.
>>10366294
Who cares
use it fucker
>>10366292
You want my black mamba , baby girl?
>>10366294
Ya sure it wasn't just filler?
>>10366294
who
>>10366294
>He doesn't use other peoples characters for SAW
Nobody will ever know
>>10366309
>shion
>>10366309
>yfw somebody starts RPing as all the non-RPing avas during SAW
>>10366253
This
>>10366276
And draw every single day. Start with tutorials, then start teaching yourself by looking at what other artists do. It's why I use deviantart, as soon as I joined, a month in my art quality JUMPED. While you do that stuff, practice what you learn and wanna get better at every singly day. Someday, you'll be just as good as you wanna be! Just realize you're your own hardest critic. Everyone is learning, even me, but art isn't something you need to rush at all. Take it at your own pace while keeping the basics in mind.
>>10366269
Go ahead and keep this facade up. It's entertaining, to say the least. Any sane person would reject your offer. it's sketchy as all hell. If I had a deathwish I would have accepted it without thinking, but unlike the brainless zombies in this place, I actually think before I act.
>>10366276
Wh-who said I was belittling myself? I've said numerous times before how amazing I am! You can't find another person that's as amazing as me! I'm like the greek god of amazingness!
>>10366292
Funny you say that, because I've been referred to as a dick before.
>>10366303
I will fight you.
>>10366318
That's what I WANT you to think, you feeble peebrain.
>>10366211
No rush, Pac.
>>10366253
Me too in a way. I'd like to know how to motivate oneself for drawing stuff all the time.
>>10366298
>>10366309
B-but I don't want to be an asshole.
>>10366304
They rp'ed, even if they died aerly.
>>10366305
Guess.
>>10366322
It seems it was a mistake of to judge you as someone more intelligent than most creatures here. Begone with you then and take my warning to heart next time you act brash and without second thought.
>>10366322
You're always giving off that odd vibe of hopelessness, I think it's just me but I can't shrug it off. And then other times you radiate confidence, it's almost like you're bipolar
>>10366336
That's a cute picture, but the two of you look seriously anorexic.
Well now, another game for another quick drawing?
>>10366361
As long as it passes time...
>>10366359
((You take that back you son of an elderberry))
>>10366303
Give it to me daddy.
>>10366322
A fitting name, since I want to insert you into myself.
>>10366367
great
what game should we play?
>>10366380
Snakes and ladders
>>10366332
Was it Esdeath?
>>10366377
Here it is, be gentle.
>>10366380
Y...You don't already have one in mind? I had expected.. We would just go into the arena, and..
I'll... I'm not very good at thinking about these things, so.. You can decide, I suppose...
>>10366372
No really, look at your legs in that other picture.
Glad to see you fought it though. Looking good.
>>10366380
Heads-up 7-up
>>10366332
I am bad at guessing
>>10366383
i dont have that game
>>10366396
thats not a game, thats an arena event, weirdo
>>10366404
but i hate that game
>>10366380
da hunger games!!
>>10366404
lmfao
>>10366336
I think you should practice what you preach, because you're acting like an insufferable brat without second thought. I hope you get that chip off your shoulder sooner than later.
>>10366344
You're giving me indigestion right now, you know that? I'm not sure where you're getting this information from. I know there was a past Subaru, but to judge me off of him is cruel.
>>10366377
You mean like the love a mother gives her son? I already have a mother, but I don't mind if you give me that familiar feeling I haven't had in a while.
>>10366407
Oh... Sorry for saying something stupid, then... I'll just... Be over here, in my corner..
>>10366407
Mad 'cause bad lmao
>>10366411
A fresh start, huh?
Alright then, I'll play along. I guess I'm sorry about my earlier comment, I wasn't considering the new you after all
>>10366411
>She looks first at her left shoulder than her right
There is nothing present on my shoulder. Do not try to distract me. I will not change how I will act because some unproven human child orders me to. Violence should be answered with violence. Does a tiger let a flea assault it's pelt unanswered?
>She turns around and walks away, obviously being fed up and bored with the boy.
>>10366397
((One for the road, mate))
>>10366408
no i always get hurt in there
>>10366418
god.
>>10366436
>>10366440
Very tasty. Cheers and have safe travels.
Greetings primitives. I assume this is what the collective group calls "Dead Hours"?
>>10366386
It's so big.
>>10366411
Those feelings are costly you know.
oh well time to go
tell pac that i stole his church
>>10366458
Pretty much.
>>10366458
How rude of you, calling me primitive...
>>10366384
...was it too obvious?
>>10366405
I want to violently rape Subaru's boipussy
>>10366437
A fresh start isn't how I would put it. I have absolutely no idea who you are or how you knew me from before. It was like this for everyone I met here.
And you are forgiven. Just don't do it again. It's weird when people you don't know know a lot bout you before you say anything to them.
>>10366440
...
W-Wait! Uhm...you're serious about fixing my whip, right? I-If so, you can have a crack at it.
>he digs out the rest of the whip while running towards her, dropping a few piece on his way, and hands them to her
>>10366458
Do be careful with your words, now, someone may well take offense. But yes, you may well say that.
>tfw nobody listened to your advice
>>10366458
It's called whatever you want it to be called. I prefer happy hours.
>>10366461
What's the damage going to be?
>>10366489
Can you not say that out loud like that? I-It's embarrassing.
I want to violently rape Akechi's boipussy
>>10366503
what the fucklecuntlejunklepotatorappingle you want me to do, join devaintart or something?
>>10366458
Just wait until PRIME TIME
>>10366503
>kissu
>>10366491
Oh, of course of course, silly me!
I guess I've mistaken you for someone else then, you have one of ''those'' faces if you get this a lot.
>>10366503
>But I do
>>10366472
How interesting, this gas based organism is capable of speech as well!
>>10366482
I don't mean to offend you sir. I am simply stating a fact.
>>10366499
Well if my guess was still correct then one or two hurt feelings is well worth the price of finding out.
>>10366528
Oh? What is this "Prime Time" and why is it important enough to warrant such large text?
Futa lolis are a gift from God.
>>10366488
When you mentioned they did RP and they died early, yes.
No one knows who you are. So, if you still want to pick her up, go ahead. She's not my ava here and I won't use her. I only wanted to post an entry and RP because I like to RP but sadly I died very fast. You can go ahead and to make it more clear, I won't post her anymore.
>>10366536
Yeah, but that's not normal. Most of my type can really only say their name and that's it. I'm special.
>>10366536
A...Ah.. My ineptness has become so obvious it's a fact now... I see..
>>10366533
But...you didn't. I'm Natsuki Subaru. You already knew my name, so I take it you knew the past me. I don't know if it was Subaru 1, 2 or 3, but you definitely had to be close to him if you talked to him like his...MY mother would.
>>10366503
>kissu
>>10366491
First you insult me. Then you question my intelligence and now you desire my ability to mend your weapon? I made a promise and I will keep to it.
>She doesn't even bother waiting for the boy to hand over his torn whip, it would have to do. Looking at which piece originally connected to what, she holds them together with one hand while gently caressing the torn bit with her free one. A metallic silver-purple could of dust escape her palm with every crack she mends.
>Repeating this process a handful of times, she inspects her craftsmanship after it's done, the black leather whip completely fixed and the only sign of previous damage being betrayaed by a few faint purple rings covering where the rends have been before. She then hands the crude melee weapon back to Subara in a coiled state
Do not test me again, boy. If I was not bound by a promise, this would never occur.
>>10366541
A-are you sure? I haven't even begun with the folder because I've been busy lately (but then again, there's still a lot of time left).
>>10366536
PRIME TIME is a state of being. Like explaining the existance of the soul to an animal. The only way to describe a soul is by calling it a soul, what makes human human. The only word to decribe PRIME TIME is PRIME TIME, what makes a HG thread HG.
Get ready for PRIME TIME.
>>10366557
Well, uhh...
Natsuki Subaru is such a common name don't you think?
Almost everyone is going by that name these days, it's crazy.
>>10366579
I'm sure, don't question it. Grab her. I can give you my folder if you want but it's a lame folder of like 20 images or so.
>>10366536
Some people prove far testier than others. You may well...regret such quick words.
>>10366536
Go make me a High Quality rip, Haltmann
>>10366577
Yeah, sure. Promises and whatnot.
So how much do I owe you? I only have a few yen on me, so I hope it's not too much.
>>10366582
Such as...? I haven't met another person with the same name as me in this place. Even if they did have the same name, how come they also look like me?
>>10366624
Keep it. My debt is paid. Do not provoke me again. That is all I would request of you. I...I thank you for treating me as a normal human being and not as a monster. It is different for once.
outdated robots should go and stay go
>>10366624
It's all just a crazy coincidence, don't you think?
I know it doesn't make a lot of sense, but it doesn't have to.
But now that I've taken a good look at you, I don't think I can ever mistake you for someone else again
A SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM SETH ROLLINS
https://youtu.be/Qj8vz2cv4do
>>10366645
>I've been pronouncing Rollins wrong for 2 years
>>10366645
Why Seth...just...why?
>>10366548
Very interesting indeed. My scanners show that you're comprised of some sort of gaseous substance, as well as something they can't quite get a grasp of.
>>10366549
Your ineptness? I'm sorry sir but I don't think your personal issues are related to your species...or maybe they are? I'll need to investigate further.
>>10366601
I don't think I will. Getting upset over words is something children do.
>>10366613
Sir this obsession with parody music needs to cease.
>>10366645
>Rawlins
Am I the only one who always pronounced it "Roll-ins"?
>>10366660
I guess not
>>10366600
Really?
Have a Discord or something?
>>10366516
Damage? No, I'm not one of them. Just pay me, and you can do whatever you want with me.
>>10366666
>throws a cross
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>10366645
>LIFE LONG NINTENDO FAN
kek
>>10366666
My my, those are some mighty fine quints you have there!
>>10366666
DIGITS
>>10366677
>gives 50 bucks
do my math homework
>>10366624
>>10366635
Ahaha! You're so very welcome! I, Natsuki Subaru, would never treat a maiden like a monster! What kind of man would do such a thing? All because you know how to use magic doesn't mean you're a freak! I too apparently can use magic too, so we're basically the same!
>>10366643
Of course! How could you ever mistake someone like me?
But I still don't get why you're acting weird. You still think this is a game, don't you? I honestly have no idea who you are. Every conversation we've ever had, if any, is lost to me. You're nothing more than a frog girl with an outdated fashion sense to me.
>>10366677
>>10366699
>gives her 6,000 yen
Don't do his homework and instead shower me with kind words, praise, and a little kissy on the cheek~
>>10366711
>Not giving her 3000
What the fuck man?
>>10366666
>The young man inches away from the little bully robot and awkwardly faces in the complete opposite direction, nose against a wall.
They probably are... Knowing me, I've done something stupid to devolve the entire human race, or... Something.. It won't take much investigating.. Just ask anybody, they'll probably tell you the same thing....
>>10366660
>tfw always pronounced it right thanks to Henry Rollins.
>>10366684
>>10366686
>>10366678
Oh dear! Have I won something?
>>10366721
Well sir, you're right here. I have no need to ask anyone else about your strange behavior when you yourself are right in front of me.
>>10366711
Outdated?
Well, these are almost a decade old but they still look stylish to me
>>10366666
You say that now, yes, but there are children here, and others of a simply low temper.
>>10366734
"Strange?" How terrible...
>>10366711
This is not magic, Subaru. I am merely using the same material I use to sustain and mend my Mental Model. Highly durable and resistant to the elements. It should be more than enough to keep your weapon in fighting condition.
Wish I could rp
>>10366666
Yeah, I'm a poisonous ghost. Not sure how well sciency instruments pick that up.
>>10366760
Same
>>10366760
What's stopping you, senpai?
>>10366760
>>10366768
Lots of people RP who can't! Just google image search up your favorite waifu and go to town
>>10366768
>RP's with you
>>10366720
What's that supposed to mean? I had to one-up that guy's bid. 3000 yen is only...
>Subaru quickly does the calculations in his noggin
30 USD.
>>10366739
Let's be real here, they make you look like you're going to school in a shrine. Not only that, but these little things are bothering me.
>Subaru touches the two strands of hair that sticks up on her head
Can't you just comb this part down or something?
>>10366760
It's not that hard to do~
Is Serval available?
>>10366780
>is it?
>>10366749
I'd say that always actually. People should learn that words are harmless compared to the other things that could be done to them.
>>10366751
Why yes, very strange. This behavior seems quite unique compared to the more stoic sorts I usually see here.
>>10366762
A poisonous ghost? Does your form have any sort of fuel related properties by chance?
>>10366752
You mend metal models? So you're a nerd! It's weird meeting a girl like you. Usually, when models are brought up girls think of clothing models, not Gundams and ships and stuff.
I wanna spread butter on Suburu's toast
>>10366803
You're really going to start this shitstorm again
I want to bully Subaru.
>>10366671
I just made a discord. If you'd like for me to don't know who you are, I suggest you the same.
Here it is. Esdeath#8568
>>10366819
ESUDESU
>>10366814
Hoo boy, this sounds juicy. What' happened?
I want to bend Subaru over and bring him to POUND TOWN
>>10366823
Shut up waste of space. I don't need another slave licking my boots.
>>10366832
YES
>>10366810
What, you want to put me into a motor, see if I combust?
I don't. But I can still burn you.
>>10366837
Good, stay low now.
>>10366803
yeah
>>10366783
>she flicks Subaru's hand away
A bit lacking in manners I see? That's just hair.
It's pretty difficult to comb, trust me I tried. I just let it stay like that.
And what makes you say that my clothes remind you of a shrine?
>>10366780
>tries to rp back
>Can't
>>10366841
O-Okay...
>gets low on his knees
>>10366814
What? I was just asking if I could pick her up.
>>10366847
Okay.
>>10366645
You mean Seth RIGGINS, right ?
And don't be mistaken, I've always been a Sega guy. Had to lie for publicity sakes.
>>10366840
I was simply inquiring on the properties of your form. If it was a good fuel source we'd simply make something similar and begin experimenting with it.
>>10366810
Perhaps best not to tempt fate like that now, girl. There are times when words can pierce deeper than the keenest blade.
>>10366818
>>10366813
>>10366829
P-Please stop this at once! You all need to stop treating me like an object!
>>10366855
Well, I've seen a lot of ani-- I've been to a lot of shrines back in my world and they look identical to yours! C'mon, you didn't take me for an uncultured swine, did you?
>>10366699
>>10366711
Bullshit. I didn't sign up for this. I heard that I can find pleasure beyond imagination here, and now I'm stuck with underages who can't solve their homework.
I'm out.
>>10366881
cool
>>10366812
>Blinks
Are you feeling well? I will repeat myself then. This body is a Mental Model. In simple terms which is the embodiment of my vessel's consciousness and free will. The closest thing you woud relate to is..I am my ships avatar.
>>10366810
There are probably better people here to sit and insult, I'm... Pretty boring, it's not much fun, I'm sure.. You could probably find better people to talk to, pretty easily..
>>10366902
I'll let you in on a little secret then. I am a shrine maiden! Shocking, isn't it?
>>10366814
So what happened that I missed?
>>10366886
So...you sold out again?
Nothing you haven't done before.
>>10366891
Oh dear, are you attempting to threaten me? I was simply stating facts.
>>10366935
You shouldn't be insulted by something that makes you unique sir.
>>10366887
What do you mean, make something similar like me?
Lady, even if I was interested in you that way, we're not compatible.
>>10366973
"Unique" is just another way of saying "weird..." I already know I don't fit in, so.. You can stop driving in the nail, it won't get you any fun reactions...
>>10366906
No wait I need my dick sucked
>>10366906
W-Wait! I don't even go to school! I just wanted praise and maybe a kiss! W-Was the kiss part too far? I'm sorry! Just come back and tell me what I want to hear!
>>10366933
So let me get this straight...you're not a real human girl? I guess that explains the cold shoulder I've been getting, but that doesn't explain why I was under the impression you were a real girl. Fooling me like this doesn't happen all the time. In fact, it never happens!
>Subaru touches her face, arms, and everything else he can get his hands on
You don't feel like metal. Are you messing with me?
>>10366938
In other words, you're older than dirt. There's no such thing as young looking shrine maidens. I've only ever seen older women doing that job. You have to be some sort of cosplayer or something.
>>10366957
You could say that, or you could read the thread's OP !
Such a great bizarro impression could only be brought by the great one himself, Seth Rollins. I've even used that "Seth Riggins" moniker to make it all the more believable, even though I still don't know what's the deal with that meme.
>>10367023
#bringbackoldseth
>>10366975
Hmmm how do I put this in a more simple way? We'd copy the type of gas you're made of and burn it to fuel robots.
>>10366993
You're certainly a troubled primitive. Are your doctors not equipped to deal with work related stress at this level?
>>10367016
>The touch of the boy freezes her completely. Body heat feels very, very strange to her. She moves his hands away a bit too roughly
Thank you for your words. I have had experience practicing. Ever since I finally understood true free will, it is all I ever wanted to be seen as. I do not lie about what I am.
Fill the gap
>>10366973
Me? Oh, no.
>Her tone is perfectly dry and devoid of care, or really any actual emotion at all.
I was doing just the same, really, I'm far harder to anger than most in such manners.
>>10367031
Primitive, again... How rude.. Doctors heal physical injuries.. There's nothing they can do for someone like me, and... Well, it's my problem, I wouldn't want to trouble our doctors with it even if they could help.. I'm just not worth that sort of attention..
>>10367016
That's just mean, you know that being a shrine maiden is a dying occupation, and you're just rubbing it in.
All the gods forgotten, all the shrines abandoned, it's not a pretty sight to behold.
>>10367046
I'll fill the gap alright, with muh dick
>>10367031
Well lady, if you figure out how to do that you're a damn genius.
I'm part matter, part spirit. I don't think you'll manage to copy that. Even if, burning stuff is conscious effort. Your fuel thing would need to have thoughts.
>>10365181
Let there be peace and love for all mankind.
SUWAKO PADS HER CHEST! SUWAKO PADS HER CHEST! SUWAKO PADS HER CHEST!
>>10367027
Look man, I know that me - of all people - changing his ways was surprising, but you gotta believe it. That's all I can say. No more low blows, no more championship addiction, I'm a redeemed man.
Still though, I've kept some of that assertiveness, because everyone needs a good chunk of self-esteem to march on.
>>10367072
fuck off you retarded bitch, why would you not want that? Hope you get shot in the head by a soldier
>>10367081
Too bad you'll never wrestle for a belt again, Seffer.
>>10367039
>his hand gets jerked to the side. There's no crack or anything indicating it was broken, but his facial expression shows he's holding back tears
Y-Yeah, I'm not sure this place is a good place to practice your free will. How many times have you done something here that you didn't really want to do? It's because you have no control over things when you're in the arena! The Gods of this place have the final say.
>>10367054
If that's the case, then why continue being a shrine maiden? You're young enough to do anything! Imagine, you could go into space, or go around discovering lost artifacts! How cool does that sound!?
>>10367092
If you know someone with the balls and skill to try and do so, I'd welcome you to beg and ask.
However.
My money is on you not knowing anyone that worthwhile.
>>10367113
>balls and skill to try
pull
the
trigger
that's all you do, boo fucking hoo
>>10367107
Many times. I do not ponder on it longer than neccesary. I would rather spend resources and time considering my options outside this world.
..I do not wish to be a puppet again. This is merely a summer breeze compared to the storm I used to be.
>>10367107
You could also be doing those things, why aren't you doing them?
Being a shrine maiden just comes natural to me. I'm sure you have a calling yourself
>>10367110
Pound my hole, Negan!
>>10367098
Like I said, it's alright. Honestly.
Did you see the design of the current belt ? Who would want to put their bodies at risk to earn the right to lug around something so ugly ?
It even got me booed in my match at Summerslam when the damned eyesore got revealed to the public.
I'm actually glad I'm not getting anywhere near that thing anytime soon.
>>10367052
The primitives here are so sensitive. It's almost a shame.
>>10367053
Well it's their job to help you. A doctor who can't do their job isn't a very good doctor now are they?
>>10367068
You'd be surprised what our company is capable of.
>>10367149
Shitpostfest when?
>>10367138
Alternatively
>>10367153
Then surprise me.
>>10367127
>An aging momma's boy whose accomplishments were all achieved at a computer desk knows nothing what I do or why
No way.
>>10367153
Now you're saying I need help from a doctor... That only makes things worse.. I wanna go home..
>>10367131
In that case, congratulations! It must be nice being your own person, not that I would ever know the feeling of not being my own person. It's almost like a movie with how nicely this ended for you.
Now that you're your own person, what's next? World domination? Getting jacked? Maybe you just want to have a good time?
>>10367139
I uh...w-well, it's simple, really. I simply have no desire to! But that doesn't mean I don't have dreams of my own! My dreams aren't nearly as dumb as yours! I'm sure you have a different calling that'll make you more money and have a better reputation than being a shrine maiden!
>>10367192
..I want to be free.
You would never understand If I tried explaining to you. What I consider freedom is not how you perceive it. Perhaps I shall tell you when I return from my rest. Farewell.
>>10367153
>A shooting star falls from the sky, soon revealed to be Rosalina. She dusts herself off.
Yes, I believe I've seen some of the planets your company has affected.
>>10367164
Eeeh, that'll be without me, man. I'm not into that kind of stuff.
I mean, I've even made a dream about it recently, and it got me mad headaches. If the unreal take a toll on me that badly, I don't even want to imagine what the real thing is like.
>>10367192
there is much more to life than money and fame, it's about doing what you love. I wouldn't quit doing what I love just for those two things and I bet you wouldn't either.
>>10367153
To provide a suggestion? Do not call them 'primitive'. For even a simple reason of...they may yet surprise you.
>Ariel stifles a yawn, before turning away.
I've spent enough time here for now. Farewell.
>>10367207
But I thought...ah well. Have a good night! I'll forgive your crude behavior, but don't ever break my stuff ever again!
>>10367218
Remember: Drugs are bad.
>>10367176
I will need to return to our labs and begin experimenting now, though you never answered my initial question to begin with my scanners have enough data to use in our new project.
>>10367179
I'm not forcing you to be here though sir. You could simply walk away?
>>10367214
Oh? Who's this now?
>>10367222
I will keep this in mind in the future I suppose. Farewell strange woman.
>>10367250
Wait, what was the question?
>>10367250
My name is Rosalina
>>10367250
You want me to leave... Right.. I'll just... Be over here.. In my corner..
>>10367248
And I couldn't agree more, lassie. Always good to remind the peeps about the danger of these junks.
>>10367248
shitpost kero
>>10367340
Do not make me hoshitpost.
Get em on board, I'll call Ittin
>>10367289
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>>10367278
>>10367272
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>>10367219
>forces everyone on the plane
>>10367364
too late fagboy