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If you woke up as a fat anthro male, what species would you want to be?

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Milking time!

>>6918212
I've always wanted to be milked like that.

>>6918212
Not yet. Let me build up for a few days and see how many shots you can get out of me in a row.

I need to sniff girl butts

Preferably fat/sweaty ones

>>6922217
what about a girl(male)?

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>>6922217
same

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>>6922596
Hey Souda.
Wanna know something funny?

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>>6922576
Are you hoping I can do something for you? I don't really have anything you can do right now, but I have some extra tickets for a show someone wanted me to promote. Maybe you'd like to check it out? It's tomorrow.

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>>6922631
Is it my sense of humor?

>>6917531
Blood

why is TT postponed?

>>6862116
how about no

4

>>6910779
My shiny Umbreon and my Aegislash were found in the same way: stumbling into them through dumb luck.

I love them both, but oh god they're plotting something again.

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How do I stop this retarded piece of stupid fucking shit mentally retarded pissrag waste of space bitch from spinning like a downs syndrome kid pretending to be a helicopter?

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Living just outside the city, so I'm fucking infested. Might as well put some to work. My house stinks.

>>6869507

Merry Marxmas

I miss when trash threads were just about porn and no Hollyfag butthurt

>>6869507
You don't have to specify that the threads are "talky". I expect more people to come here as the /co/ thread gets worse, if they don't just drop the comic.

I just hope the main shitposter stays there. I suspect he's already trying to cause trouble here, as you can see in the post above this one but we just have to ignore it and it'll go away (please be smarter than our /co/mrades).

How do I into writing? I can never get myself started.

Sorry, I'm sure this question is asked at least 10 times per thread.

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/r/ a cute fetish story involving this random female kobold

Here's some ideas:


1.) Sofia the First- Sofia and her step siblings going full Lannister. Sofia has been fucking both of her step siblings separately, with Amber she is the assertive top and with James Sofia plays at the submissive bottom. But she really wants them both at the same time, so she tricks them into sleeping with each for blackmail material.

2.) Monster High- While Frankie Stein is a virgin, her body parts aren't. She has the muscle memory of a slut

3.) Attempted Small Penis Humiliation- A squad of cheerleaders or various races accost a white nerd. They're holding him down in the girls; locker room humiliate him. But it turns out he has a big dick, so now they're daring each other to see how much of it they can handle

4.) Nonplussed Cucking- Wife is cucking husband, but he doesn't care. Example: She's sucking her black lover off at the table while he reads the paper, she's going "Nigger cocks taste so good!" Husband keeps reading the paper, says, "I'll have to take your word for it, sweetie." Wife is pissed and tells her lover to "act blacker" Lover is getting really uncomfortable.

>>6921244
I have a folder. I'll get around to it soon.

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>>6921187
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>>6921215
>>6921222
>>6921244
>>6921269
Once I stop being a lazy sack of shit I'll make a proper return and stop using her, but for now it's the easiest thing to do.
Still gonna whore out the smelly waifu no matter what, tho.
: ^ )

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>>6921297
>Do you not understand the difference between Type 1 and Type 2, Anon?

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Regarding the Christmas threads: An attempt was made, twice. Sorry people, but they just didn't want to hang around on the board - mostly, I think, due to the spam that was happening, coupled with people being too busy to bump due to Christmas engagements. HOWEVER: Feel free to dump Christmas stuff in this thread; we can regard it as a third go at the festivities, if you guys like. I know I've got a bit of stuff saved up, and Mik and DotKwa's pictures certainly deserve more exposure. And hey, it's still Christmas for you yanks...

Also, I've tweaked how requests work. From now on I'll be porting all unfulfilled requests into the new Standing Requests paste at the end of each thread. This should prevent people having to repeat themselves, and act as an extra resource for any interested artists.

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>>6919491
>>6919495
Stop that.

>>6919494
Finally going to? He already has and the best part about that is Miia has no idea Darling has been soiled.

>>6919501
>pats your head

>>6919515
It's a long story. He just likes to play dress up and hog all the pretty girls for himself.

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>>6919559
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SPIDER HANDS

>Yellow Pearl Prevails

“This is the terrifying renegade Pearl?” Yellow Pearl chuckled to herself, hands on her hips, as she watched the rebel pearl’s thrashing legs slowly slide deeper into her cock. The rebel’s upper body, meanwhile, was futilely trying to struggle against her sack, screaming and fighting for her miserable life.

Yellow Pearl’s cock throbbed, stretching more to cover the renegade’s waist, while her muscles worked more and more of the other pearl deeper into her body.

“Simply pathetic.” Yellow Pearl muttered, after a sudden jerk dragged in most of the renegade’s thighs. “I’ve had rubies that put up more of a fight than this, and there were Quartzes terrified of you!” She reached down, gripping the ankles of her victim, and began to push them deeper into her cock. “But I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised. It’s not like ANY gem has ever given me a real fight.” Finally, the feet slipped into her head, quickly sliding down the shaft to join the rest of her victim in her balls.

Yellow Pearl let out a loud sigh, resting one hand on her huge dick. Now that it wasn’t stretched over another gem’s body, it was almost a foot long, fully erecting and throbbing. Her ball sack, meanwhile, was enormous, shifting and stretching with the struggles of its prey. Despite the heavy and constantly moving weight between her legs, Yellow Pearl had no trouble keeping her balance.

“Oooh, you’re a real fighter.” Yellow Pearl said, as the renegade threw all her weight forward, almost breaking her balance. “But you’ll end up just like all the other hundreds of gems in your position… a great big white stain on the wall for the lesser pearls to clean.”

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LAPIS BLOWS

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IT'S HAPPENIN