ITT we trigger /tg/

i steal people's 40k guys when they arn't looking

>>53907929
The Emperor did nothing/everything wrong.

I started a furry patreon to get enough money to pay Hiro to let quest threads back on /tg/.

>>53907929
>alright guys time to make new characters for the new campaign
>"What's the setting, DM?"
>dunno

>later
>"Here's my character DM"
>most of this shit doesn't exist in this setting, redo it with x

>>53907929
dnd 5e is my favourite arr pee gee

>>53907929
I miss quest threads.

>>53907929
I painted my minis using paint straight from the pot.

D&D

Get out with your fucking nucanon.

Or if that didn't work:

Grognards only dislike fluff piece x because it's new. Grognards need to leave the hobby.

I have fun

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>>53908054

>qt traps
>feminine penis

traps are fucking abominations, so i get the triggering

>>53908072
Clever

>>53907929
Furries are the best roleplayers.

*anything fun, creative but imperfect*

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>>53907929

I want a table purely for the purpose of using it without coasters, to add as many water rings to it as possible.

I then want to cut the table up and use it to make coasters that I will use an epoxy coating to protect the water rings.

My RPG setting is explicitly a homoerotic kemobara sexventure.

>>53908135
What's a kemobara? Google's giving me a bunch of links I really don't want to click on.

>>53908185
Not that anon, but judging by the name it is a burly, barrel-chested furry.

>>53907929
Hey guys I'm looking for a GM to run a low fantasy Pathfinder game inspired by Game of Thrones, with lots of political intrigue for my group and myself.

15 point buy and non-humanoid races only, we want to be focusing on the racism and struggle that Beastfolk face in their daily lives.

My GF wants to play a Catfolk Bard, so make sure they have a big role in the universe too.

We're really laid back and cool people and don't take our games super seriously, you know? Sometimes we'll just joke around and share memes from 9gag and have fun, and hopefully the GM can join our group as a friend too.

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>>53908259
God that fucking hurt to write.

>>53908259
Not triggered, I would enjoy a group of irl friends.

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critting skill checks

>>53908259
>Hey guys I'm looking for a GM
I'm triggered already.

>>53907929
>Raiden as a space marine
Can we also have Snake and Ocelot?
I would peg him more as AdMech since he's heavily cyberized.

>>53908092
>Do you want flock therapy?
No, but I would like some flock therapy lol XD
because I seem to always see my base under the grains of sand I put on for decoration. I also always manage to get coarse grains of sand on the hood and boots of my minis.

I forget to point out rule oversights or infractions that benefit me in a game

Would you guys like to hear my incredible and true greentext story where I rolled 40 natural 20s in a row and did some crazy and epic things?

>>53908489

such a premise defies probability

though I do enjoy creative fiction

Hey guys, we have a GM who's willing to run a campaign set in the stalker universe and we're looking for players.
The GM is slightly autistic but he's an okay guy. I met him browsing /k/.

>>53907929

There's a series of fanfics called the infinite loops.

Certain characters in various settings are trapped in a groundhog-day style time loop.

Sometimes things are different, sometimes they take over for a character in a different setting.

This includes pone.

Pinkie Pie took over for Slannesh one loop.

Oh, and Leman Russ is dating Nyx.

This was after Fluttershy woke up on Fenris one loop, raised Leman as her son, and beat the hell out of the Emperor for being a terrible dad.

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>>53908673
>Offering a game in the most Cheeki Breeki setting with a GM that understands the true soul of the Slav.
>This is a bad thing
The /K/ube frowns upon your heresy, Anon.

>>53908988
got the trigger I needed, now I can build my AK-47 with .338 ammo feeder.

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>>53907929

>>53908259
You win. Even ironically written this ruined my fucking day. Congrats and fuck you faggot

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>>53909618

>>53907929
Whats wrong with the Blood Ravens?

>>53908483
>that fucking face
I agree. That thing is not human, so it couldn't possibly be a man.

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My game contains heavy political themes.
It's basically a liberal paradise where all races live in harmony. Men and women are equal, guns are banned, and gay marriage is legal.
The players are allowed to play pretty much anything but a white human since they don't exist in the setting.

>>53909635
I honestly had to open the thumbnail to realise it was a girl, and not just the typical hairetic that the Blod Revuns typically employ.

>>53909678
What about albinism?
Discriminating against genetic defects is ableist as fuck.

>>53909678
What about transhumans tho

>>53909678

So what's left for the players to do if everyone's living in paradisaical harmony?

>>53908293
source?

>>53908124
This... This isn't actually a bad idea.
The first sentence may be triggering, but the second just makes it autistically brilliant.

>>53908293
Sauce, anon?

>>53908124

Thats actually kind of endearing really. Like you're keeping a memento of your gaming group by immortalising the drink rings.

Theres better ways I guess, but then you're getting into the kind of realm of plastercast hand prints and photo collages.
Heartwarming but kinda creepy by current standards.

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>>53909701
Albinos don't have to be caucasian.
Playing as an albino African American is actually encouraged.
>>53909716
Those are allowed.
>>53909728
Fighting villains and later befriending them after they teach them the error of their ways.

>>53908016
We all do.

It made /tg/ a lot easier to deal with than the state of the board today.

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>>53908810
Great scott Anon what?

Please, please give Sauce.

>>53909678
Trying too hard. Premise was good, but you rushed to get it posted as fast as possible.

>>53909678
Meh.

>>53909848
Where are the villains coming from if everything is so harmonious and paradisical?

>>53907929
This is my new legion, /tg/. What do you think?

>>53909848
Can I be a rich nigga who transhuman'd himself white skin and caucasian features to look like roman emperor?

>>53909960
GW won't care, so long as you buy the models.
Good luck playing in a legitimate setting with chinaman models, regardless of how pone you make them

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>>53909960
>>53909991
Thanks Anon, Have some more.

>>53907929
D&D 5e is better than Pathfinder not because it's more streamlined, but because players will get bored of it faster and move on to better systems, while Pathfinder seems to instill a level of idiotic fanaticism.

Also, hi, I'm Wayne.

>>53907929
Chaotic neutral is the best alignment.

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>>53908483
>Body has stocky, cartoony proportions
>Head has lean, realistic proportions
Why would you do this?

>>53907929
Marines Malevolent actually get shit done, unlike the Sillymanders.

>>53910157
>Also, hi, I'm Wayne.
Would you turn off your fuckin... oh.. well..

Seems you've won.
Fuck you Wayne :^(

>>53907929
Quests should never have been banned.

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>>53908072

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>>53910221
So that with a helmet on, she'd have the same proportion as her mini, of course.

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>>53910221
Did I mention they even have their own primarch, Persephone, so they can be fielded in 30k?

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>>53910342

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I hope everyone likes this new character I rolled up.

Your job has a GM is to run a game for the players. If they want to do something, it's up to you to figure out how to make it happen.

>>53910342
Honestly, I don't mind that at all. Like, there's a difference between being simply indignant, and saying "I thought [blank] would be cool, so I made my own group catering to that," while participating in the hobby normally.

>>53910342
Why isn't that ork green and really ugly?

>>53910446
I'm mostly just wondering how the Emperor would end up with a female clone of himself.

>>53909848
Sounds like one of the few contexts where being a That Guy who seeks to ideologically subvert the setting is actually justified.

>>53910459
We don't talk about 2 and 11 for a reason, anon.

>>53909865
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/TheInfiniteLoops

>>53910342
Why would a Primarch use Ork armour? Why use a weapon you'd have to go and retrieve after every use?

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>>53907929

>>53909634
beautiful piece of art, but then I noticed that the boobs were comically big

>>53907929
>ctrlF elf, slave and paladin
>0 results
Amateurs...

>>53910625
>Atheist hyenaman Chaotic Paladin with his elf slavegirl gf

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>>53910459
The Emperor wanted to know if a female version of him would just be an emps with tits or an actual good looking primarch,

>>53909550
NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>53910794
Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

At least
>>53910580
is fun. I could imagine people having fun with this concept.
Fucking this
>>53910342
>>53910321
>>53908483
Is the polar opposite of fun. Boring colour scheme, no interesting heraldry, their only gimmick is "I'm a wimmin"
If they actually went with that tribal theme persepherone's pic kind of looks to have that could be really interesting, there's some aztec SOB art that's fucking 10/10, but nope. Teal featureless armour and lesbian tumblrite warriors. Their battle cry is probably "Humongous what?"
A political statement is not a theme.

>>53910529
Thank you mate.

>>53910531
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>>53910531
I'm pretty sure the head on that spear is a bolter shell. Probably supposed to be some sort of desperate insurgency sort of thing, so they have to improvise rocket-spears and make do with scrounged armor.

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>>53909550
wtf I love trees now

>>53909678
>>53909848
All right, here's my character concept, a gay filipina who got involved in an illegal libertarian weapons smuggling operation because she wanted to obtain a handgun for her disabled girlfriend who's in a wheelchair and needed a way to defend herself. It turned out she (the filipina) actually sympathized a lot with the underground libertarian group's ideology, became radicalized, started smoking weed, and now she works in the dead of night to pull off top-secret black-market weapons smuggling runs to deliver guns to anyone who needs to exercise and defend their rights to bear arms.

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Anyone else feel like the furry races in D&D are way underpowered?

Think about it, they're anthropomorphic animals so they have a major advantage over humanoid races. They would be stronger, faster, and smarter than humans and yet they only get +2 in certain ability scores.

I'm currently working on a homebrew that gives furry races +4 in one stat and +2 in another with no negatives, and a special ability based on their race. Is there anything else I should add?

>>53910283
But the majority of /tg/ agree with this sentiment.

>>53909855
This is just a reminder that they were objectively /tg/ and some mod with a vendetta did everything wrong against the wishes of literally everyone.

>>53911839
Also they're the only reason why /tg/ has a dice feature, because the pre-Nazimod mod wanted to help out making the quest threads on /tg/ more fun.

>>53908483
lol I love that no has pointed out how out of position the head is, not the fact that it exist but if you draw an imaginary neck you can tell that it's fucked

>>53908293
GONNA NEED THAT SOURCE ANON

>>53911839
/thread
Doesn't get closer to the thread topic than this. Masterful bait.

>>53911887
no one*

>>53908673
What, how is this bad?

>>53911834
>majority
oboj, I love that word on anonymous boards
Let's check it http://www.strawpoll.me/13241424

>>53911895
It's too good, I get mad at it.
Makes me want to add in a rule so you can't post in /tg/ at all if you've posted in /qst/ during the last week

>>53909855
>>53908016
Well, yeah. Regardless of your stance on the things, shitposting has skyrocketed since quests left.
I mean, look at this thread.

>>53909550
DELETE THIS

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>>53912155
Shitposting is meant to be ignored

keep voting

>>53912155
>Regardless of your stance on the things, shitposting has skyrocketed since quests left.
I guess qstfags have been shitposting more since the split

>>53912208
Honestly, if you look at shitposting styles, the most likely result is that the anti-quest shitposters moved on to shitpost about other things.
And then the election happened, and shitposting has never been higher.
Really, it was a perfect storm of encouraging shitposters, and then an electoral season, and mods not giving a shit about shitposting any more.

>>53912203
As we have established as a board, it is impossible to ignore things on the front page.

>>53912058
Yeah, it's great. Especially once you learn exactly how to work out the breakdown of opinions and discover that the "Majority" are the people who simply don't care about [thing].

For instance, last I checked, the overall opinions on Quests on /tg/ are close to:

32% Against.
44% Don't Care
34% For Quests.

>>53912370
Man, it's UNSAFE to be on 4chan under hiroshimoot.
These ads have been attack ads at least three times for me, and have led me to having to take drastic measures to be able to browse here.

>>53912203
>pool of 4 votes presented as conclusive evidence

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>>53912058
Even if this comes out not in the majority wanting them that doesn't mean shit. Put to vote most threads on /tg/ wouldn't pass such a test. Most come for specific threads not for the fluff. Though autist like below are the worst. xD if it's on the front page is better by MY thing xD.
>>53912271
>it is impossible to ignore things on the front page.
This gets me more than the banning of quests. USE THE CATALOG, YOU FUCKING AHHHHHHHHHUTIST. Goddamnit.

>>53912437
what's worse is if you check now, quests should never have been banned is in the majority.

>>53910121
The theming isnt even done well!

>>53912437
>hasty assumptions
or maybe i'm just a socially clumsy autist

>>53912498
Yeah, fellow reddit brother. Quests will never return on our watch!

>>53911018
>googles humongus what
Holy shit, its like she desires to make enemies and be enraged at all times.

>>53911655
Also her girlfriend is a kurd who supports free kurdistan but recognizes that there's still a lot of misogynistic and homophobic additudes in the region, and strives to fix those issues and bring Kurdistan forward in line with the rest of the world where gay people, women, and gay women are respected and normalized as part of society. If Free Kurdistan was achieved but it was still backwards and conservative it would be like the laughing stock of the enlightened, liberal global world. That's part of the reason why she wanted the gun, to protect herself from anyone trying to enact violence on her for being a disabled lesbian.

That's part of the filipina smuggler's role, to provide weapons to oppressed kurdish minorities so they can stand up for themselves. Both of them fully support the right to keep and bear arms to defend against persecution and throw off the tyranny of oppression. "Don't Tread On Us."

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>>53912203

>>53907929
A thread died for this. It was about dark heresy.

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So im working on a species of hermaphroditic elves for a homebrew setting, trying to work on the culture of their tribes, like their equivalent to drow, as without seperat sexes theyd likely have radically different cultures to a degree but im trying to keep the recognizable as well

>>53912672
Clearly her skin is brown like chocolate, not black

>>53909737
>>53909796
>>53911890
You people need to get good

Love/Hate Letter

>>53912602
Well in Dark elves it's all about domination so the more dominant the personality the higher your position.

>>53910342
That's actually kinda nice art - I'd save it for a human tribal group or something, living in the wreckage of an old hive.

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All Faeldorei (High Elves) in my setting live in the city of Illidilla'aeelililililililili under the world tree at the split of the great river before it flows the waters of creation into the maelstrom. The goddess Orihime gives every Faeldorei a caste that's devoted to the worship of a specific female body part.

>>53912541
I had to go check 4plebs to find the deleted link

http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/53907929

Blue is winning by a larger margin now.

>>53908016
You got me. I'm triggered.

I think Lawful alignments are the best alignments, always play paladins, and will always vehemently disagree with anyone who plays Chaotic characters. I also hate rogues and don't understand why people want to play wizards.

I think Chaotic alignments are the best alignments, always play rogues, and and will always vehemently disagree with anyone who plays Lawful characters. I also hate monks and can't understand why anyone would play paladins.

>>53913112
Because the only people who give a shit, are all questfaggots.

Everybody else hides the shitposting.

>>53907929
/CYOAG/

>>53913146
>Because the only people who give a shit, are all questfaggots.
Then how come every time someone says "I miss quest threads", like four or five antiquestfags immediately crawl out of the woodwork to take the bait and reeeeee at them to fuck off?

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>>53907929

Lesbian PCs are awesome and there's no point in boy characters. Tits = originality!

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>>53907929

>>53907978
God's work.
LEGO QUEST (any of them) are /tg as hell and entertaining.
and seriously anyone who disagrees needs to be (unpleasantly) sodomized. (unless they like it that way - then they should be cherished and loved tenderly.)

>>53908483

aw, come on.. make that face prettier - and give her pointed ears.

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>>53913273
my nigga

>>53912579
Then why didn't you bump it? You killed that thread with your inattention and lack of concern.

There are people who unironically believe quests removed threats that were active in this way.

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I can't believe people here are still triggered about this

>>53913184
Because part of it is clearly samefagging.
People bringing up quests out of nowhere is almost always a derail attempt, and people tend to feel less bad about taking the bait if they think someone else already has.

>>53913422
>historical revision in action

>>53913380
Nah anon, threads don't get pushed off the bottom of the board when a new thread gets made.

Threads get pushed off the board when someone posts in a preexisting thread that you don't like.

>>53913436
Are you honestly saying that random posts of
>Quests Died for X
or
>We lost Quests for this
With the same canned replies Is anything but shitposting and samefag bait?
Please answer honestly.

>>53910121
What's wrong with G.I.Joe vrs Cobra - huh Anon?

>>53910157
Hi, Wayne

>>53913098
...hm. I spy Areeloulaleelay cultural influences.

>>53913569
Yo.

>>53913473
No. I'm stating that people who say "people who post antiquest comments are invariably samefagging quest advocates" are trying to rewrite history to prove they did nothing wrong by spamming their antiquest stuff constantly and forever for 8 years.

Are you saying the 12 IPs that came to gloat about getting the containment board were all one person who actually advocated quests? Please answer honestly.

I don't use Coasters, TG.

>>53913359
I also gotta say them LEGO bitches are cute.

My favorite MtG YouTuber is Desolator. He has alot of well though out opinions and I don't understand why every one hates him.


>>53909592
OP said triggered. If anything you probably made armorfags shout in agreement. Maybe I'm wrong, though.

>>53911773
>>53908259
I know you're just faking, but goodness you got me!

>>53910459
I never really got the gender part, like.
It's a single chromosome.
SM are already modified to small stability buffed up monsters, why would that one specific chromosome be difficult to edit?
Im not into 40k btw just passing by

>>53913834
Originally, after Rogue Trader, Space Marines were basically a boys only club and then people complained so GW put in some throw away lore that making female Space Marines doesn't work because man genes. Then the fanbase blew it out of proportions

>>53913834
>SM are already modified to small stability buffed up monsters, why would that one specific chromosome be difficult to edit?
The in-universe lore reasoning (I think) was that Emps didn't want to risk the Spaz Mureens supplanting regular humans as a species so he made them male-only and the process for creating new SMs required using regular humans as raw material.

This is pretty funny when you consider that "regular" humans in 40K have already been genetically engineered.

>>53910580
this pic is cool as fuck

>>53910479

Blue Rose, basically.

>>53913834
Probably not that it was difficult, but it was more work - Emps was in a hurry, and gene-seed is supposed to edit an already existing body instead of working from scratch. Easier to make it one type of gene-seed for one gender, instead of making one for each gender. It was easier to guarantee plenty of male specimens of the right type than both male and female - what if a lot of female gene-seed didn't get used since there wasn't enough female aspirants?

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>>53914351
If I had the money and time to spend on w40k I'd be a speshul snowflake making my missing legion with femarines with Samus as its primarch

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>>53914873
he needs a jump pack

>>53909728
It's a slice of life game.

>>53909515
is...is that meatbread?

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>>53913834
It's because they are clones of a male specimen. If a female received the gene seed they would become male.

The Emperor has a dick and a male chromosome. Taking away the chromosome literally removes a part of the emperor from the gene seed, making a female Space Marine less powerful. That the only way to have a female Space Marine, is to make them weaker.

If you want a tranny marine just worship Slaanesh.

>>53914117
Except regular humans who have genetically engineered we're genetically engineered to be inferior to Chad marines.

>>53913834
Because peak level performance for men is higher than for women.
That's the only reason you need.

But also because they are based on the sons of the Emperor, and because they are deliberately designed to be monks in space, as opposed to the nuns in space that the SoBs are.

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>>53910580
Typically, the in-universe explanation for the lack of female Space Marines is that the gene-seed is designed to work on men only.

But what if they didn't use gene-seed at all? What if they instead underwent the same xenos augmentation process their primarch Samus did?

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Meltdown in 3...2...1...

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>>53915576
They'd likely get purged for being a blasphemy to the perfection of the human form unless Bobby G could get to them first and tell the Ministorum to calm its metaphorical and actual tits down.

>>53912602
>>53913025
The lower, more submissive a dark elf's life and position in society, the larger their phallus. The high elf queen herself has the most feminine penis, known as the royal clit.

Many drow are so isolated from other races, they don't realize other races are not hermaphrodites. When they do encounter a town militia or such, it only reinforces their false beliefs. "Of course they send out the slaves to fight and die. And look, they are so deeply submissive they don't even have a cunt!"

>>53907929
I'd put a female Infinity head on a Primaris.

/pol/ is a boogeyman

>>53913834
>It's a single chromosome.
Out of 23 (x2).
Single chromosome is thousands of genes. It's about a meter or so long if you uncoil all DNA.

>>53907929
>Men and woman are equals
>Non-whites have rights
>Transwoman are woman
>Liberalism
>Socialism
>Obama

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>>53913273
Aww, thanks anon

>>53913622
Hey you too

This just in:
Kevin Siembada to design and publish Dungeon World 2

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>>53908016

>>53913253
great, the one thing i remember and its this.

>>53916289
Are those necrons lined up to prevent the scars from out-flanking on the one board edge?
It's been roughly 4-5 years since I played and I remember my buddy used to have to do this with his guard to protect tanks from my wolf scouts

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>>53907929
Can I try for a /tg/ and /k/ twofer?

>>53916475
>trigger weapon autists
There's a difference between designing an unrealistic weapon that looks cool and starting to draw a weapon and not stopping until it's an over-designed clusterfuck.

>>53916570
they need a few belts on the blade desu

hey, remember back when GW would sell 20 guys in a box for about thirty dollars or less? :DDDD

>>53916342
Short version is one of those players were known for holding their entire army in reserve and the other guy knew about this so he brought an army that could be set up like that so that the first guy couldn't put any units on the field.

>>53910484
2 and 11 were the first to fall to chaos, and together bioengineered the worst plague of all history.

Cooties.

Good Necromancers

>>53917564
Think about it though. Some undead can have full sentience restored. Polymorph magic is available. Want your dead spouse back, plus some super powers? Go talk to your friendly neighborhood necromancer!

I unironically believe that women and casuals are healthy for the state of tabletop gaming

>>53908104
This is true though.

>>53910082
You. Fucking. Monster. Too far, man.

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>>53907929
Here are some things I've seen
>in flgs gluing minis with cool random guys
>friend from school walks in
>strikes up a conversation with group
>"so I'm gathering players for my homebrew rpg, 'tyranny of the perverted schoolgirl'"
>"it's based on [pseudo-hentai loli anime], anybody know it?"
>fat 70 y.o. guy raises hand

On another occasion
>a GM posts help thread
>"can't get my characters to cooperate with the plot of the campaign, thinking of calling it off"
>"they're almost coming to blows with my GMPC bounty hunter, who is the main character of the setting. They killed one of his bounties who was supposed to be a recurring character"
>says the players have to read weekly short stories that update the world's plot
>player from his group posts and says "hahaha you're not the only one of us who posts here [name], your writing is shit and the campaign's a railroaded trainwreck"
>GM angrily defends himself

>>53908259
I'd unironically enjoy that up until the last line because memes are fucking stale and would detract from the gaming time. Maybe a little the gf thing too, but not particularly. Goblins-tier IM SAD is my magical realm.

>>53907929
Dungeons and Dragons is the best rpg.

>>53908489
patrician trigger
truly a man of good taste in peeves

>>53915576
>Typically, the in-universe explanation for the lack of female Space Marines is that the gene-seed is designed to work on men only.
Where does it say that?

Considering how unstable some of the geneseeds are in even the founding chapters I easily understand that they're all men, but I don't really see anything solid that would stop one of the lost legions as a custom legion to be a female experiment by the emperor.

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>>53908259
>>53911773

Outstanding!

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>>53916475

>>53917485
Ah ok, it is what I thought then. Thanks anon

>>53916342
Those are Kroot, actually. Can't really do that with Necrons. Not enough models and they can't infiltrate.

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>>53908483

This is fine.

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>>53918995
The difference is that's a fanwork.
>>53916475 and this one? actual, in setting, blades.

>>53909672
>I agree. That thing is not human, so it couldn't possibly be a man.
Daily reminder that space marines aren't human

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>>53908016
>>53909855
>>53911839
Got me

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>>53913273
Why do people who say this not just play the particular quest they like on /qst/?

Legit asking

>>53909494
Anon, smut is not triggering.
Also, source? All I found with that name was bear stufd.

>>53909592
Triggered because it's still titplate.
>>53911018
>Waaah! Your fun isn't my fun!
Dude, who the fuck cares? Why should anyone give a shit what she does with her models?

>>53917811

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>>53925627
http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/30153053-my-horny-taboo-elf-stepmom-part-2?from_search=true

>>53907950
Get of here Alan.

Just make a one line post insinuating an opinion about current western politics, preferably with a non tg image, and watch all the /pol/ and Reddit transplants immediately take the bait and ruin the whole thread. It's happening right now in like 3 threads.

>>53925573
Because /qst/ is so gosh darn slown! People some are too lazy to go on another board and so the board is super slow and so the quests aren't as fun.

>>53926592
>It's happening right now in like 3 threads
Links?

>>53926973
just pay attention when you're browsing threads. An example is the one with the "I'm a soldier of freedom " dog as the OP. Like 5 posts in someone does shit tier /pol/ bait and them and the redditors crawl out of the woodwork. Same thing happened in the thread about the new primaris space marine captain model, or the captain america thread right now. It doesn't usually happen in the generals or threads about specific topics because the crossboarders and newfags don't actully play traditional games.

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>>53908483
That damn face.

>>53925573
This anon >>53926676 gets it.
I would go to /gst/, if you guys came too. With that i mean all of /tg/

>>53915702
I refuse to use these on principle.

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>>53908673
Sounds groovy.

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>>53909678
No guns, everyone happy go lucky, probably not very aggressive or even remotely masculine, seemingly perfect utopia for almost everyone?

LETS DEMOLITION MAN THIS SHIT ASAP!

>>53927973
So the only way for questfags to stop bitching is if people who hate quests go to /qst/? Anyone who cares about quests already migrated.

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>>53916475
>>53916570
trigger the weapon autists you say?

>>53912515
That bit was >>53911018's suggestion though
>>53913208
Too obvious.
>>53916475
3 and 4 (going from the left) aren't too bad, honestly.
>>53920611
Hell, the leftmost one here is pretty much OK, too. The rest are terrible.
>>53928354
This one reminds me of art I saw once with black trans Galadriel... WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? I gueas I don't really mind the black part that much, but an important part of Galadriel's backstory is that she was something of a tomboy. Also, Tolkien's elves can't be trans anyway, because that would imply a spirit with a gender that doesn't match the body's sex, but elves' bodies and spirits are pretty much in perfect harmony.

>>53929774
That triggers me for plain geometry. What the fuck is going on with the string?

>>53907950
one piece at a time and it didnt cost me a dime

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>>53929774
i don't even know where to start with this

>>53912155
>shitposting has skyrocketed since quests left
>
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Shitposting has always been rampant, it's just more visible without the sedimentary layer of quests to obscure it.

>>53929774
I'm more annoyed that Setsuna is being drawn as some kind of pudgy, smug tumblrgirl.

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>>53909118
>AK pattern
>.338
Of all the things in the thread to try and trigger me, this did so with almost no goddamn effort. GG.

>>53930418
I think we could just blame Tumblr as a whole. Anything goes for them if it's part of their "artstyle". Because apparently someone's "artstyle" can't be argued.

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>>53911487
GOOD

I'm a newfag

>>53910580
Shit. I want a metroid game now.

>>53931743
There's two on the way apparently.

>>53931743
A fanmade Metroid 2 remake came out last year and immediately got C&D'd but you can still find it online, an official Metroid 2 remake is coming out this year, and Metroid Prime 4 was announced and will probably be released in 2018 or 2019. We're finally past the dark ages of Other M and Fed Force.

>>53915576
>Augmentation
I'd say just armor, but that's just the Sisters of Battle

>>53931631
We need to put together a newfag manual
even if just to piss off the "LURRRRK" squad

>>53926676
>/qst/ is so gosh darn slown! People some are too lazy to go on another board and so the board is super slow and so the quests aren't as fun.

This is pretty much it. If you compare these two situations:

>QM makes a post on /tg/
>within five minutes, 5 players reply to QM post
>5 more players reply to each other, building off their ideas and creating better strategies
>snowball effect causes more participation and more engagement, which causes QM to make more posts, which increases fun for everyone involved

vs.

>QM makes a post on /qst/
>ten minutes later, one person replies
>QM makes a second post
>ten minutes later, the same person replies
>QM makes a third post
>no replies because the single participant got bored with being the only player

Quest threads are a fun group activity. When you remove the quest threads from the group, there is no longer activity or fun.

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>>53911839
>some mod with a vendetta
Really now?

>>53913273
>LEGO QUEST (any of them) are /tg as hell and entertaining.
Honestly Lego Quest was too good for /tg/...
>>53915576
>But what if they didn't use gene-seed at all? What if they instead underwent the same xenos augmentation process their primarch Samus did?
Because then they would succumb to the inhuman hunger for Psykers the Chozo engineered into them as one last "FUCK YOU" to Tzeentch.

>>53918878
>Considering how unstable some of the geneseeds are in even the founding chapters I easily understand that they're all men, but I don't really see anything solid that would stop one of the lost legions as a custom legion to be a female experiment by the emperor.
Honestly it was this kinda thing that was the entire point of the Lost Primarchs; You could homebrew whatever you wanted for them.

>>53910342
Issat a fuckin bolter shell on a stick? Is she just throwing shells on spears?

>>53931800
I'm not sure what you're talking about.
I'm just happy they're finally making the first metroid games since Prime 3

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>>53908000

>>53932266
>Honestly Lego Quest was too good for /tg/...
Would still be nice to have it back.

>>53935234
On /qst/, yes.

>>53935285
Are you still trying to trigger /tg/ or are we trying to have an actual discussion?

Because we had a pretty good one in that meta thread not long ago before it was deleted, and I feel like it'd be a shame to just wipe it all under the rug and continue from square zero again the next time we do this shit.

This entire thread.
>>53934802

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OK Nobody else has done it yet so I guess I have to.

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>>53929774

>>53913273
>>53913359
Wow you guys are good at this

>>53908810
What was that one Warhammer 40k/Evangelion crossover smutfic where a whole bunch of horrible and retarded shit happens and Shinji becomes a daemon prince of Slaanesh?

>>53909635
>>53909848
Sounds comfy, 7/10 would play.

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so >>53909678 would be like pic related? Hey >>53929278 let's party!

>>53916475
The one on the far left legit got me. At first I thought: "Ha! That's stupid, the rings are going in front of the blade." Then I realized my terrible, terrible mistake.

Hey guys, any other fans of the Big Bang Theory? Leonard is soooo funny! Do you like it? Waffles! BaZINGA

>>53908016
me too, /qst/ is just..... no thanks.

>>53932115
Back when I was a newfag I just read a bunch of 1d4chan articles and started posting, no one ever noticed or called me on it.

>>53938467
you're trying to hard anon

>>53913834
Females have two X chromosomes.
Males have an X and a Y.
Females have 15% more genetic material than males. This material was not taken into account when creating Marines.

The reason why males generally express genetic disorders and females carry them is because if there are faulty genes on one of their chromosomes, there's frequently a non-faulty gene in the same position on the other X chromosome.

TL;DR- you can't create gene remapping for a man that also works on a woman, but you can create gene mapping that works on both women and men.

>>53938616
15% more? What are you talking about?

You could just copy the original X chromosome twice. You might get a colorblind, balding woman but she'd still be viable.

>>53938322
Best part is the rings light up when you land consecutive hits against the same opponent, boosting your accuracy up to a +25(on a d100), and at five rings, you get a boost to Ki accumulation. You can also, as a passive action, deactivate one of the rings, for a +10 to attack and damage for a single attack.

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>>53907929
Trigger /tg/ huh?

Warmachine is a dead game.

>>53935285
>On /qst/, yes.
But he IS on /qst/, but you never know because it's /qst/!

This >>53907007
>>53929774
My brain is just full of fuck trying to understand this.

>>53909634
Artist? It looks so familiar

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>>53910580
I'm getting into 8e and I'm not sure if I want my army to be Metroid themed yet. Still trying to decide if I want to do a custom chapter for Black Templar or Lamenters, with the Metroid styled army being based off of the Lamenters

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Monsterheart and games of it's ilk are blatant SJW bullshit that are written by talentless hacks who hijacked a shit system because they can't actually do math.

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>>53908483
I actually want femarines and this triggered me.

>>53940113
That's not triggering, it's a fact.

>>53942382
This is also a fact. Why be triggered by the truth?

>>53914504
It's really funny that the best nation in Blue Rose is a literal Skeletocracy.

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>>53907929
I like Critical Role, it's a great representation of our hobby and Matt Mercer is the perfect GM. Keyleth is the best character of them all, I love Marisha so much!

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>>53907929
There is no legitimate argument against female space marines because:

>GW has already done it in AoS.
>Primarines prove Space Marine lore isn't sacred, subject to change and retcon.
>40k tech is magic, they ain't got to explain shit.
>Anyone that leaves 40k because female marines were added is one less autistic manchild and a net positive for the player base.

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>>53942562
>I actually want femarines and this triggered me.
Could be worse, it could have been Midriff Power Armor...

>>53942758
>>40k tech is magic, they ain't got to explain shit.
Don't you mean:
>40k Tech is Magic, they ain't got to explain TITS!

>>53913253
Im triggered by the fact you think this should trigger /tg/

That count?

>>53907950
3/10
>>53907966
5/10
>>53907978
5/10
>>53908000
8/10
>>53908009
7/10
>>53908016
6/10
>>53908028
3/10
>>53908039
1/10
>>53908043
1/10
>>53908054
1/10
>>53908067
2/10
>>53908072
8/10
>>53908091
7/10
>>53908104
7/10
>>53908107
4/10
>>53908108
5/10
>>53908124
3/10
>>53908135
2/10
>>53908185
9/10
>>53908245
4/10
>>53908259
4/10
>>53908276
6/10
>>53908286
7/10
>>53908293
3/10
>>53908335
4/10
>>53908383
6/10
>>53908404
6/10
>>53908431
1/10
>>53908483
2/10
>>53908489
4/10
>>53908514
2/10
>>53908673
5/10
>>53908810
4/10
>>53908988
3/10
>>53909118
6/10
>>53909494
7/10
>>53909515
3/10
>>53909532
3/10
>>53909550
2/10
>>53909592
5/10
>>53909603
1/10
>>53909618
6/10
>>53909634
2/10
>>53909635
3/10
>>53909672
2/10>>53909678
>>53909683
1/10
>>53909701
5/10

I'd rate more but it feels like most of you aren't even trying and I wouldn't want to waste my time on something so stupid

>>53927973
Why would we go on /qst/? We kicked you out because we hated you clogging up the board.

>>53937014
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>53926676
>>53927973
>>53932219
So questfags were a massively overstated vocal minority then?

Yeah lie in your bed bitches

>>53931631
Don't worry, you are more than welcome here.
If you don't understand something said here just look it up on http://1d4chan.org

>>53937014
old and half-forgotten

There's literally nothing wrong with manaweaving, especially if you just shuffle the deck afterwards.

I don't want guns in my fantasy games, they're too overpowered and take no skill to use. They also make all armour worthless.

>>53939580
I think anon was referring to the fact that the X chromosome is larger and contains more genes than the Y chromosome.

>>53943897
Literally everything on /tg/ apart from 40k and maybe D&D is a massively overstated vocal minority. Throwing them all to their own boards would have a similar result to what happened to /qst/.

>>53944958
I'd argue about MTG but yeah, pretty much every other topic is what you said.

>>53943440
And yet you wasted so much time telling people how they never win in both of the "dragon guarding treasure" threads you made.

>>53912405
>not using mozilla firefox in private mode
>not installing adguard on your mozilla firefox

Fucking pleb, I bet you don't even use Legacy Captcha.

>>53913098
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH ARTISTS DRAWING ELVES WITH DISGUSTING HORIZONTAL PIG EARS?

ALL I HEAR IS OINKS AND PIG SCREECHES WHILE LOOKING AT THIS PICTURE.

FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!

>>53913395
What? Triggered about pictures being posted for ants?

>>53915702
I don't get it...

>>53945694
It's a weeb thing, I think. I recall reading that proper upward-pointed ears are associated with evil demons for them, so elves get sideways ears.

Bajoran. Helmets.

>>53920611
>weapons so emo you cut yourself just as often as you cut your opponents...

Has humanity gone too far?

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>>53948250
>Scroll of Summon Armor Autist

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>We're going to have a swiss tournament, but since we have too many participants we'll divide them by two groups

>>53948275
>Lexx
>Terrible
Officially triggered, good job.

>>53943440
>that guy who replies to every single post
Now I'm triggered

>>53948250
I know this is a meme designed to trigger feminists but fighting naked might be effective to distract opposition

>>53948745
>the enemy breaks out in laughter seeing your genitals
>the opening you've been waiting for!

>>53948275
Always baffles me that they regard Lexx and Mouretsu Pirates so poorly. I think I mostly agree with the rest of it, but it's seriously silly that these two are regarded as 'Terrible' and 'Garbage'.

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>>53948873
>show me your honor!

>>53948234
This only triggers people because it makes them aware that there are newfags on /tg/ who don't know that Corellon has been a futa since the 1970s.

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>>53932266
Was the image supposed to be rage-inducing? I just chuckled.

Brother Bjorn always makes me laugh.

>>53949441
This triggers me

>>53909618
Feh, the GUCK is way better.

>>53918995
I will never not love that.

>>53920611

Are they forged out of the souls of black metal bands?

>>53929774
That...what? It...what?...the thing is...

I want the world to burn now, please.

>>53928415

Someone needs to shit in his mouth.

>>53951807
Nnnooo. But thanks for the idea.

>>53952318
Glad to be of service, Anon!