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>>53294368
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>>53294368
Mystery Box: You are a waifu.
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>>53294377
I choose failure.
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>>53294431
>Make 2, maybe 3, mystery boxes
Prepare to get crucified.
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>>53294368

I choose to become a waifu.
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>>53294521
Not if one of them is Sebastian.
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>>53294368
>>53294377
>Sniper Rifle
>Assault Rifle
>Katana

>Makoto
>Mina

>mystery box
Thanks for the free toys, dumbass!
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>>53294544
Psst, nothing personell kid
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>>53294521
Think of them as alternatives to the base game.
I won't spoil it, but they're going to be...
Different.
>>53294538
Shh! Anon! Don't spoil the surprise.
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>>53294368
The world's been invaded by semi-corporeal psychic parasites that feed on human emotions (specifically, love, lust, and infatuation) by taking the form of their victims' ideal partners. Yeah, I didn't believe it either. Then they got my half-brother. Almost got me, too, but I realized it was wrong.

Man, when my old pal wished his waifu were real I never thought it'd come to this. Why, oh, why, did it come to this?

>Weapons: Grenade, Pistol, Assault Rifle
I wish I didn't have to be the one to do this. Really I do. Used to be there were billions of better men for the job. But now? Now I'm all that's left.

>Targets: Ardat Lili, Kira
The first is a mistake from a darker time in my quest for survival. I'm no Doomguy, really I'm not. I figured, I was desperate. There was no way I could do this alone. So I looked for an ally, and instead I got an infiltrator. I should've known.

Nobody's here to help us now.

Then there's Kira. That's what the poor, possessed soul calls itself now. That's the next stage, you know? First they take control of the host species' culture and thought patterns. Then they assume direct control of the bodies. Those bodies are used to produce offspring. That's how they reproduce. Spread from world to world. Earth is only the latest to fall.

Funny thing is? I don't know how I know that. All I know is this. Why, oh, why, did they leave it to me to stop this?
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>>53294069
>but only the waifu you chose to partner with will know that you chose her.
All the rest will just know they didn't get chosen.
Thought you might enjoy knowing that for your mind games.


Will Vignette even participate in the war if shes not choosen?
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>>53294368
>what's this
>g-good morning, anon... y-you said you were feeling o-overworked lately so I figured I'd hold c-court today... nothing i-important... today is just f-formalities... is something w-wrong- a-anon, no, please... don't hurt m-me... don't be angr-?!
>REEEEEE DID YOU THINK I WOULDNT NOTICE YOUR TREASON YOU SLUT YOU ARE TRYING TO DETHRONE ME YOU DOMINATRIX WHORE HOW DARE YOU TRY TO STEAL MY KINGDOM ILL TEACH YOU TO USURP MY THRONE YOU FILTHY BITCH!!
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>>53294662
Thanks unsalted potatoes!
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>>53294616
Mystery boxes generally don't work out well.
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>>53294536
Listen to me, you've got to fight this! This isn't you! Remember who you are!
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>>53294494
That's what they want you to think! It all seems so innocent now, you don't even realize you've been invaded by an extradimensional alien plague!
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>>53294662
I unironically love these.
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>>53294662
Hooray!
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OC
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>>53294235
Questions:
1) is there a part of the city that is agreed upon no-carnage-zone? (Like say the royal palace)
2)Is it possible through Domination and Skills to wheedle your way in the background to make the contest non-lethal (Skilled takedowns) or otherwise modify certain perameters?
3)How willing would the ladies be to hurt their potential groom if he interferes?
4) How possible is it to play diplomacy to get the harem ending?
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>>53294662
These are fun.
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>>53294876
Do I just pick one? Because if so, I'm torn between

>1 week-long Tropical Vacation per year
>Fully read any book by touching
>Mana from recycling
>Everything is always clean
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>>53294876
>never-ending Saki

How does she fit in the bottle?
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>>53294621
>Turning it into a zombie apocalypse
Kek this is perfect
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>>53293861
> doesn't know the pre-Kabbalah demonology
Demon and Angel are not mutually exclusive terms, nigga.
One is a Soldier, the other is a Messenger - there is no reason why one cannot be both at the same time.
Even the Gods have Demons.
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>>53294876
Why did you bothered in writing the rest of the bottles when the first turns you in a wereloli?
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>>53294876
Minor spells.
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>>53294987
Lilith hates god tho anon. God castrated Samael. No way she be in heaven.
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>>53294631
Tragically, she doesn't have a choice.
Most likely, she'll just hold make forest around herself and hide inside until she's either forced out or everyone else has taken care of each other.
Fairly similar to what she suggests you both do in her letter, but with the defense cranked up to 11 because she'd be all by herself.
>>53294662
I fucking hate this meme, but I love you for making it here.
>>53294657
1)Not as thing's stand, but you could hypothetically negotiate that with Sebastian and he'd most likely be able to make it happen.
Not sure if this is what you were implying, but just a reminder that the War will not be taking place in Zodiac, which is where the Capital/Palace is. All 12 Brides will be coming to your town/city on the next full moon after you speak to Sebastian.

2)Absolutely. Though implied, the killing of the other contestants is never stated to be the only way to eliminate them.
It's just up to you how you go about solving that issue.
3)That entirely depends on which of the Brides you're dealing with. None would outright attempt to murder you, but they may rough you up if you're not careful.
4)I would never make a CYOA where a harem ending isn't possible. That's against my beliefs.
The answer lies in the right combination of elixirs and the right partner. Some will be more open to the idea of being part of a harem if you present your argument in the right way.
Others, who're fairly implied to be rather possible, will need much more convincing.
>>53294728
They're the main reason there hasn't a civil war in Zodiac for centuries.
Unfortunately for them, none of the brides are allowed to bring soldiers or guards, so if you don't partner with Lucianna, be prepared to see her gathering locals to fight with her.
>>53294774
Not sure how she'd feel about that, but Zodiac is a big place and certain Houses could probably hook you up.

And unrelated Persephone.
Because I feel bad only posting text walls.
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>>53294745

>This isn't you!

But I wish it was.
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>>53295095
It's like I've been saying, that's what they want you to think!
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>>53294876
Stamina and strength sound good. Most of that stuff is pretty situational, but being in peak physical condition should be useful for my life in general.
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>>53295093
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>>53295045
Not sure why, but I'm draw towards the spiders and their mom.
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>>53295079
I belive it's implied that just with you Lucianna is very very strong.
Suppouse she do most of the reing and becomes loved by almost all population of the zodiac. Would she surprass in terms of power the zodiac king (the zodiac king, not a prince with elixirs)?
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>>53295119
The Plain Doll is without a doubt the best choice.
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>>53295106

I've chosen the waifu life. you can't stop me.
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>>53295164
This is a pretty snek
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>>53295164
Gimme some of that
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>>53295119
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>>53295079
>be prepared to see her gathering locals to fight with her.
If they fight in this world that shouldn't be too much a problem. The closest people to where I live are like twenty miles away.
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>>53295201

Yep! If I was going to be a magical waifu, I wouldn't mind looking just like her.

>>53295211

Snek waifus are not for lewd until after marriage. And some may not be straight.
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>>53295367
>And some may not be straight
Don't worry baby, I can bend my dick in all the right ways.
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>>53295079
On (No carnage zone)
I was under the impression that the battle was occuring in the land of zodiac.

Also: A strategy I was considering was individually dispatching and rendering the most combative/prone-to-collateral damage less able.

It's a lot harder to keep people alive if some of them are prone to say: taking out city blocks.
I consider the hard mode trying to minimize casualties while aiming for harem ending
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>>53295142
>just with you Lucianna is very very strong.
Yes.
Because Leo's powers are purer and stronger the closer they are.
If she's in love with you, you are essentially giving her the same boost as an army.
And if you're in love with her, you get all that strength sent right back into you.
The way to defeat Lucianna is to shake her bond.
Demoralize her troops.
Make her doubt herself or her cause.
Physically isolate her or anything else like that and she'll become just an ordinary waifu.

And no.
Because this CYOA is waifu wish fulfillment, once you've come into your own as the King of Zodiac, not even every member of House Leo leading every citizen of Zodiac against you would stand a chance of defeating you.
Might be able to banish/seal you, but you're basically a God King.
Plus, as you come into your own and get the real version of the "Skill Elixir," you can actually learn to use all the Houses abilities simply by imitation.
>>53295164
>pic related
>>53295271
That'll give you an upper hand, but don't underestimate her.
She knows how to rally people.
Distance can only set her back so much.
Get her early before she can get to them and you should be able to eliminate a major threat.
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>>53295051

In her legend, Lilith hates CAIN, not God.
Lilith was CAIN's to-be wife before he murdered his brother and left her, she turned into the legendary woman scorned which hell hath no fury like.
Samael both took pity on her and was charmed by her rage, and so married her.

He also wouldn't castrate part of his own being, Anon.
In the legend, Samael is literally God's anger torn off in a fit of rage.
People seem to forget that Sariel, Archangel of Death (Killing) is Samael and Lilith's son/daughter (it's complicated).

The Jews rewrote the legends about Samael (and Lilith) in the 700s because they hate him for being the only of the Archangels that deemed Moses (and the nation of Israel) unworthy to enter heaven.
Unfortunately for them, Pope Gregory had already recorded the old image of Samael as 'The Holy Wrath of the God of Gods, the Million Eyes God which Sees All Evil, Lord of All Deaths, and Cherished Friend of the God of Gods'.
He also wrote similarly of Lilith, 'She who brings of temptation unto men so that they may grow stronger, and consumes of those who fail to remain true.' In fact, he went so far as to list her as among the Chief Guardian Angels of Marital Fidelity and punisher of cuckolds.
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>>53295410
Didn't Cain and Abel marry their sisters or something?
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>>53294662
THHHHHAAAATTTTT NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVEEEEEERRRRR WIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL BEEEEEEEEEEEE COOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMIIIINNNNNNGGGG TTTTRRRRRUUUUUUEEEEEEE
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>>53295451
>Abel
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>>53295367
Are you feeling okay? You're acting odd.
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>>53295410
>implying

Lilith was Adam's wife-to-be that didn't want to be subservient to him, leading God to curse her.

As for Cain, Lilith did have a daughter Lilim/Lilin that supposedly married him. But no, Lilith didn't hate Cain, she hated Adam.
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>>53295410
>Sariel, Archangel of Death (Killing) is Samael and Lilith's son/daughter (it's complicated).

Complicated in what way?
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>>53295367
Please, anon. I know you're still in there somewhere.
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>>53294876
I make terrible decisions, so I'll take the yandere gf.

I hope I get to pick who it is.
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>>53295523
It's a PC-98 thing, don't worry your little head.
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>>53295396
>on the eve of the next full moon, the eldest daughters of each Great House shall descend upon this city
>local law enforcement and even government will be almost certainly bribed or otherwise convinced not to intervene.
>Should your city still be standing by the end of things, you can count yourself lucky.
The introduction was written in a way that was meant to imply that Sebastian kind of just popped up next to you of nowhere.
You're not the first person to get that impression, did I make it misleading somehow?

I like your strategy.
Have you decided on a Bride to help you accomplish this heroic approach, or am I blue-balling you by answering questions here instead of working?

Also I'm gonna start posting CYOAs so I don't just turn this thread into a wankfest Q&A.
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>>53295410
Is that son/daughter (male) or son/daughter (female)?
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>>53295451
Well, in the old legends, they married the 'Sons of God' ('sons' in this case simply meant 'descended from'), which - in the oldest surviving versions of the legends, were beings created specifically because of the genetic issues in an Adam and Eve scenario.
Basically, 'perfect' Homunculi to expand the Gene Pool.
Lilith was one of these, the legends went, but her pure killing rage made her into something else.

>>53295516
That is Jewish fanfiction created in the 800s, the older texts said nothing about Lilith and Adam.

>>53295523
Sariel was sometimes called the 'Two-Faced Angel' in that literally half of him was male and the other literal half or her was female, split down the middle.
And they had two minds, and commonly would argue about everything, the legends said.
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>>53295408
Can you just don't choose any of them and let them fight and marry the winner as the tradition was suppouse to be?

I will wait the next complete page to ask other questions to Sebastian.


You are doing a fantastic job and recieving considerable sucess for a first CYOA anon
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>>53295079
>Your town/city
But I don't live in one. I live in the middle of nowhere in the woods.

Doesn't this mean that Vignette is actually going to be super fucking OP?
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>>53295596
>split down the middle.
>And they had two minds

This is less boner-inducing than I'd have liked.
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>>53295596
>fanfiction

It's all fanfiction anon.
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>>53295613
Yeah totally.
But they're not just going to be fighting each other.
If you don't want to pick a partner you're going to need to be prepared for them to come after you before they focus on each other.
Wouldn't want any of the other Brides to snatch you up while they're fighting.

Thank you! I just started doing this because I ran out of other people's CYOAs to play but it's really been a great time and I'm enjoying working on it.
>>53295626
Oh...
Yeah. You might be boned.
If you're lucky she'll just Evil Dead you into her impenetrable tree sanctuary and pass time talking and playing with you.
If not... Hope you own a lawnmower.
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>>53295715
Zodiac what of the claims that if you're not the oldest son or that if your father is still around that they should actually be the Prince? Are we adopted? Are we actually the last of this line?
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In this isekai cyoa I'm working on, you get to choose a special blessing. So far I have a kind of generic RPG ability, one essentially identical to Return by Death from re:zero, and one which allows you to bring along friends.

Any ideas for similar boons?
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>>53295715
There's literally a tree growing right up against my window next to my bed. Whenever there's wind, the branches scrape right against the glass. This is dangerous.
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Writing DLC is really difficult. It's like I can't stop myself from doubling down on the things people commented most on, when I myself in the past have disliked sequels for doing exactly that. Actually trying to make CYOAs has really made me way more sympathetic to people who write fiction in general. Everything is much harder than it seems.
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>>53295410
So does she damn you to hell before or after sucking your dick?
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>>53294922
Other way around.
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>>53295758
A unique armor with weird powers that you grabbed on the way through the void between universes and ended up bound to you.
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>>53294495
From reading all the logs, here's what I've noticed about The Clockworks.

>It is partly sentient, has knowledge of current events, can make dangerous jokes, and enjoys chess.
>It increases the complexity of anything improved, but does so using an objective description of that item. This makes it great at upgrading things that function exactly like they're described. For example, we build computer parts to have specific functions that relate to how they're designed. So upgrading a CPU will usually just give you a better CPU.
>The settings Rough, 1:1 and Fine are pretty safe. Coarse can sometimes be dangerous, and the highest setting is often deadly.
>Upgrading biological material is an awful idea, because more intelligent and evolved creatures usually kill weaker ones.
>It seems to function based on how the researching using it believes it will function. Researchers looking to upgrade their PC parts get better parts, and ones who screw around get silly stuff. But a researcher who had serious issues surrounding Dr. Seuss upgraded one of his books into a two-second recording of Dr. Seuss hanging himself.

It's not too difficult to keep from killing yourself if you really try.
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>>53295079
>your town/city
>live in Washington DC
Game called on account of army?
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>>53295758
An ability that lets you make monsters sentient companions.
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>>53295945
>live in Washington DC
I'm sorry anon.
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Who's the sexiest cyoa author?
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>>53295758
Megaman ability.
Summoned harem monsters.
Conceptual hax like Customization.
Become your ludicrously powerful maxed out MMO character.
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>>53295952
It's not so bad. Lots of monuments, lots of good food, and only the occasional squad of armed soldiers with submachine guns.
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>>53295505

What am I doing odd?
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>>53296010
I've been to DC. I know that it is, in fact, that bad. Awful city.
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>>53295969
I like to imagine SDA is a cute shota boy with a monster dick
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>>53294876
Reading books by just touching them sounds like it'd be amazing, at first, but actually being able to 'digest' the knowledge and properly utilize it is another thing entirely.

Hmm. Fuck it. Hammer space of guns and ammo. Off to /K/.
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>>53295715
03/03
>>53295701
>>53295733
I should tell you it's just a CYOA and you should try to suspend your disbelief...
I should do that.
But I'm going to attempt to bullshit an answer to this.
Here's how you should be considering this.
The Heir to Throne of Zodiac must be:
>1)Unwed.
This rules out your father if you're parents are married.
>2)Of marrying age.
Zodiac's marrying age is open to interpretation.
>3)Male or willing to become male for the sake of furthering the royal line
Don't ask. Zodiac's Alchemists are capable of doing some crazy shit.
>4)Close enough to the royal bloodline to have a right to rule.
While you may have siblings that would also be eligible, remember that this is an entire kingdom based on Astrological Signs, so there may be something about the stars you were born under that make you a better a candidate.
>5)Young enough to still develop your powers as king.
The only way you'd be too old for this is if you were 77.
Yes, that is the cutoff.

Alright, satisfied? Have I sufficiently bullshitted or did I miss something?
>>53295774
My advice:
Don't be an ass.
Learn how to make daisy chains.
And invest in picture books. Vignette likes picture books.
And that'll give you something to read until the Stockholm Syndrom kicks in.
>>53295945
>Game called on account of army?
Sorry to break it to you Anon, but the majority of the armed forces will probably be conviently "pre-occupied" with a "crisis" on the other side of the "globe."
Or they'll all cecede and pledge loyalty to Lucianna.
I'll pray for you.
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>>53295969
Has Angel ever authored anything? Is she hot?
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>>53296026
He's almost certainly a white, slightly overweight Northwest US Coast dude
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>>53294876
guns and ammo
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>>53296048
Yea

Nah
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>>53296048
Yes.
She's a pretty woman
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>>53296056
So the average privileged white male?
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>>53295663
If so, this was fanfiction of fanfiction of fanfiction, which is pretty pathetic.

>>53295834
>after sucking your dick?
From Gregory's writings, she's more into vore than blowjobs, really.
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>>53296056
No, he's a cute /fit/ shota
SDA is it true. Do you live in Seattle?
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>>53296025
Have you ever been to Louisiana or Mississippi? I might just have low standards, but I'd rather live here than there.

>>53296047
Well fuck. There goes my dreams of hot Gemini threesomes.
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>>53296048
Yes, dream princess.
There are some pictures of parts of her body, but I don't have it and I can't say if you would think she is hot.
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>>53296048

She has meth mouth dyed red hair and a big jew hook nose
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>>53295410
The castration comes from Treatise on the Left Emanation.
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>>53296048
Angel's a cutie with puffy nipples.
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>>53295945
>hear a knock at your door
>go to answer it
>it's Lucianna and the entire Marine Corps.
"Good evening, my Prince.
I've been getting to know the locals of your world. They seem to agree that it was rude of you to brush off a letter I poured my heart into. Shall we take a walk?
It's a lovely night for a stroll and I'm very interested to hear why I wasn't good enough for you."

I'm not sorry.
I'm having too much fun imagining this right now.
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>>53296130
>Raildex
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>>53296048
Yes
Doubt it, would impregnate anyway
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>>53296175
The entire marine corps isn't stationed in DC you idiot motherfucker, and moving them there would require resources such that it wouldn't be a surprise at all.
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>>53296175
It seems like some anons have a definite home field disadvantage.

I wonder if any of them live next to the beach and if any of the water house girls can summon Cthulhu from the depths to back her up.
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>>53296102
>which is pretty pathetic.

Well it is fanfiction of life after all.
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>>53295079
>I fucking hate this meme
>But I like it when it's jerking off my WiP
Okay, I'm half being ironic
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>>53296119
>There goes my dreams of hot Gemini threesomes.
Never give up on your dreams, Anon.
Just know you're in for an uphill battle.
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>>53296218
Calm down, anon.
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>>53296237
I have low blood pressure, I need to be angry in order to survive.
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>>53296258
We just don't want you to have a heart attack.
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>>53296218
It was a joke man.
If you want realism, go play a CYOA where you aren't being fought over by 12 beautiful women for the right to marry you and carry your seed.
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>>53296225
>Zodia
Hey boss! Your CYOA is shaping up really well.

I'm wondering if you did any advance planning for your character designs, I imagine it's difficult to keep distinct characters when you have 12 of them.

Keep up the good work!
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>>53295620
was looking for this one
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I don't see enough shitposts
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>>53296048
Every photo up until the one posted was linked to one social media account or the other. None the same. There was no time stamp on the one people attribute as being her and there is LITERALLY no reason to suspect "she" is not just another shitposting neckbeard. Not that any of that will stop these thirsty fucks.
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>>53296334
>thirsty fucks
You misunderstand completely, friend
They see a female just as broken and pathetic as they are. She is not the concubine, she is the jester
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>>53296321
That's a good thing.
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>>53295758
A theme song that plays whenever you enter the area and that consists mostly of the vocalist shouting your name.

I guess it could give a stat boost during fights.
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>>53296413
It also makes you get ALL the aggro so the song stops
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What cyoas are you waiting for (that will probably never come out)?
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>>53296334
The lizard man in the puffy nips picture is hers. She's posted pics of those figs plenty of times.
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>>53296359
Not to interrupt one type of shitposting with another type, but a concubine jester sounds really hot. Like if Stanczyk was also a cute anime girl.
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>>53296297
Thanks, man.

Picking the pictures for each girl was literally the first thing I did when I decided to start making this.
I have a giant folder on my desktop just labeled "Pretty Pictures" that contains stupid amounts random art of characters.
>Pic related is a random example
I scoured that for most of them and any I didn't find one for on there, I just tried to think of good visual themes for each sign and searched the tags on ZeroChan and various Boorus.
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>>53295895
>>53296413
>THE NAME IS HAKUUUMEN
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>>53296452
I don't care how much of what the whore posts. You don't get to try and deceive people with false photos like someone trying to catfish and not do a timestamp.
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>>53295758
>Detect ANYTHING.
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>>53296451
If the author of this is still around know that i hate you by posting a wip and never finishing it
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>>53296175
I was pretty decided on Cassandra and maybe Vignette, but Lucianna is giving me second thoughts. I suppouse I could try to have Cassandra and Lucianna, but given their history it might be dangerous.

I also would like to see they fight
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>>53294876
All of them since it doesn't saw I can't.
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BOYS LOVE
BOYS LOVE
BOYS LOVE
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>>53296518
Further proof that WIPs are a sin against the lord, only serving to cause misfortune.
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>>53296497
I fucking love that song.
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>>53296453
>concubine jester
Vampire King has that. I'd post it, but new computer and shit
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>>53296451
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>>53296451
>>53296550
Were these confirmed to be made by the same person?
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>>53296047
>Have I sufficiently bullshitted or did I miss something?
I'm gonna this_is_bullshit_but_i_believe_it.png and leave it at that, I guess,
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>>53296506
The photos weren't from any social media account that anyone's found as was claimed above. A time stamp would prove once and for all, but her pics posing with her lizard man figs don't show up anywhere else but here.
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>>53296550

Stop. You will draw out the fujoshi whore
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>>53296573
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>>53296570
https://youtu.be/LEV77BEpkGg

I AM THE WHITE VOID
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>>53296604
Gimme boys.
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>>53296577
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DID SOMEBODY SAY BOYS' LOVE?!
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>>53296662
no i said nigger
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>>53296528
>Cassandra and Lucianna
>their history

There isn't much in the compatibility about Leo and Capricorn, but I really felt that they would have some kind of rivalry.
If you wind up with both of them, I could see them competing for your affection in gradually more extravagant and cute ways.

Also, can you say angry threesomes? Because that's your life now. Each of them trying to one-up each other in the sack until they break down start making out and fucking each other to the point that they almost forget about you.
And then go back to their usual dynamic right afterward.
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>>53295499
Is there a joke I'm missing
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>>53295516
Indeed.
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>>53296451
This cowboy one.
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>>53296731
Not an important one.
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>>53296767
I trust in that he will finish it
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>>53296767
Man this looks great. I like the ability to define the tone of the setting.

When was it last updated?
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>>53296824
>Updated image version never
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>>53296851
I wouldn't wish that sort of fate on Highlander. Though, she did seem to disappear after posting a WIP of Fallen Gensokyo. At least from the threads.
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>>53296824
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>>53296851
another must have come for their head
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>>53296806
Turning on Niech must be a real hassle. Whenever you want to fuck you'll have to go look for trouble.

Has anyone ever picked Ruitaba? She's worse girl in looks and personality.
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>>53296723
>they break down start making out and fucking each other to the point that they almost forget about you
Yeah, this is basically cheating. If you have a harem and the members like each other more than you then you're basically being cucked. You're the third wheel in your own marriage.
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>>53296871
Actually, uh, that may have never been posted in the threads. I think that was just sent to a few people to test it.
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>>53296895

>>53296851
Speaking of here's the link for the image version.

http://www.mediafire.com/file/jhyiroishc2r8ji/40_Traveller_CYOA.rar
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>>53296955
Don't be ridiculous, you're paranoid
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>>53297019
I think there was an episode where someone was dating two girls and they basically kicked him out in the end to screw each other. Might have been a different sitcom though.
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I'm not posting more pics or timestamps. I don't care if people think I'm me or not.
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>>53296723
I thought you said you weren't going to make any of the girls into ntr.
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>>53297040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk
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>>53297078
Just making sure it was Friends, because I used to watch a lot of sitcoms and I get them mixed up sometimes.
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>>53296451
Someone said he would make a Space Janitor CYOA. I'm still waiting with bated breath and hardened genitals.
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>>53296955
>>53297054
Ya know, I want to debate that point.
But I'm tired. I got two new Brides out today.
Got to answer some questions.
Talk to cool anons.
So I'm not going to argue the difference between switching focus between partners to ensure everyone has a good time the in the bedroom and cucking.
So I'm not getting into this.
I'm just gonna post Vignette and go to bed.
"Um... M-Mr. Prince? Tali made me some ears out of her bunnies' old fur. Do... Do they make me look cute?"
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>>53297047
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>>53296955
>>53297054
>watching your two FFM threesome partners fuck is NTR
I really want the cuck meme to die.
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>>53297133
But that's not switching focus? That's being into each other more than they are the king so they fuck each other and ignore him.

Just admit that you came up with a bad dynamic without thinking about it or the relationship implications. There's a big difference between a threesome and the dude sitting there because nobody wants to fuck him.

>>53297155
Getting ignored by your lovers because they completely forgot about you and got busy fucking each other is. Like I said, you're the unwanted third wheel.
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>>53296723
Sounds like I should kill Cassandra for being a romantic rival for Lucianna then.
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>>53297133
It is criminal that you are forcing me to choose between Taurus and Virgo. Multiple perfections of this caliber are not acceptable.
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>>53297217
You can get a harem, but apparently there's an issue where the girls will just ignore you to have orgies or something.
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>>53296723
But I don't like threesomes.
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>>53297306
No
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>>53297306
Yes. Next question?
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>>53297306
No, it's xenophilia or teratophilia.
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>>53296806
>Artifact
Whoops, I summoned a demon! Gee golly jeepers.
>50%
About the best I could hope for.
>Naprac
You know, I'm really torn. Part of me wants to be idealistic and hopeful, and say "Yeah! We can save them." And then part of me says "Corrupt the bitch".
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>>53297329
The colors that are associated with each element bothers me
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>>53294876
Read books by touching them. Time to visit a library and blow my mind.
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>>53294876
Mad gaming skillz
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>>53294368
I chose to love Makoto
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>>53297413
Just be careful what books you touch.
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>>53297408
That's why I keep posting it, Anon. Every time I do, I can bask in the satisfaction that someone gets upset at the colors chosen for the orbs.
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>>53297434
>Atlanta Nights.

After hearing the legends I've been wanting to read it, but what would happen if I absorbed all its forbidden knowledge at once?
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>>53297329
What if we are both girls and she grows a feminine futa cock?
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>>53297170
Don't you fucking dare use my Poke'Waifu to make your shitty cuck argument.
I was trying to walk away but you made this fucking personal, you degenerate missed abortion oppertunity...
You wanna dance?
Okay, let's dance.
>into each other more than they are the king
Did you forget the part right before where I emphasize the fact that their entire dynamic would be centered around you?
>fuck each other and ignore him.
First of all, I specifically specified the word "almost."
They ALMOST forget about you.
In a brief moment of lust, these two transfer their pent up aggression into fucking.
God fucking forbid they take their attention off your cock for one millisecond.
>the dude sitting there because nobody wants to fuck him.
You really love to make logical leaps and bounds don't you?
What exactly is stopping the guy in the situation from being a part of this?
Have both girls simultaneously become lesbians and any interaction from this point on is now rape?
In your interpretation, this guy is powerless to continue participating for some bizarre reason you have in your mind.
Which makes no fucking sense.

And yes, it was a random train of thought I pursued based on a comment from an anon I was just trying to humor.
But I guess everything I say in these threads is now automatically canon for my own CYOA.
Ya know, the one where if I fucking meant it to be canon I would have actually put it in the damn thing?

And before you point it out: I'm fully aware I've been baited into this and am currently overreacting.
But this garbage bag of leftover foreskin and brain damage brought Acelora into this.
And I am weirdly caught up on that for some reason!

In conclusion: I hope your mother shits into your mouth before sewing it shut, rips off your cock, staples your eyelids open, sews your cock onto herself, shoots your dog in front of you, and then forces you to watch her skull fuck your dog's corpse with your dick as you bleed out and die.

Fuck you.
I'm going to bed.
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>>53297329
Blue Primary, Yellow Secondary. Makes for an easy way to tour the country, and I'll never have to worry about uncomfortable temperatures or bad weather. Should be fun.

>>53297452
You, however, have earned my disapproval.
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>>53297559
>"He didn't ever want to be stuck with riffraff like that so he had used the computer skills he had learned from cracking play station games and writing viruses on the internet to build his company to a person was today."

>"Yvonne Perrin stood up and walked over to the waiter and took the shot glass full of vodka and poured it out in a planter that held a spindly rubber tree that never got enough light to grow properly even though it was near one of the windows that looked out onto the lake where some ducks were floating like they were waiting for someone to throw them some bread but there was nobody there at this time of day."
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>>53297597
>implying you could ever satisfy her like mimikyu does
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>>53297597
ZBG, you're a good guy, but you should know responding to bait only encourages baiters, and especially if you show weakness by acknowledging you've been baited despite you knowing. He's probably going to try to pull this shit for weeks now, the way he tried with DSA and the cuck shit.

He is going to respond to you this exact same way in the future. Please, please, do not respond then, you will only be making it worse.
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>>53297597
Love you, ZBG.
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>>53297602
You don't need to approve of me, it's fine. I'm just an empty face to you, pay me no mind.
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>>53297597
>Did you forget the part right before
No, but you characterized it as breaking down when they show their true feelings and fuck each other's brains out while ignoring you.

>Almost
There's not much of a difference here. It's between not knowing you're there and not caring, mainly.

>You love to make logical leaps and bounds
You said they forgot about you. That means they're not interested in you, dude.

>What exactly is stopping the guy
Non-responsive partners who barely know you're there aren't conductive to sex.


I think you made a mistake in composing your scenario. You wrote it like they snap and take out their real feelings while you fall by the wayside, forgotten and unwanted. I think in your mind, you wanted to imagine a scenario where they start making out while you rail one in the ass. I don't actually think you wanted to make it a cuck scenario where you become unwanted in your own marriage, that's just how you ended up describing it.

Do you understand what I mean?

>>53297637
See above.
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>>53297597
Gonna give you a fair warning, people are going to take any scenario/idea you post in the thread as absolute canon to your CYOA unless you say otherwise. That's just how people here work. If you intended that to be a maybe or a 'it's up to fanwank but he's me masturbating for a bit', then you should really indicate so. People will argue serious details of your lore based on random comments like this too.
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>>53297637
Gonna be completely honest.
I may have blacked out for a second there.
Thanks for the advice. I shall try to retain my composure from now on.
Sorry, you all had to see that.
>>53297645
Love you too, buddy.
>>53297631
>>53297688
Thank you for these, I don't think I had them saved
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>>53297716
>Thank you for these
But do you understand what I mean? The guy whose advice you are taking is ignoring my point and thinks I want to harass you. Read the end of my post to realize I'm just picking at your language because of what it implies to me. The reason I want to pick at it at all is because of what >>53297712 says, more or less.

Also I do legitimately like Acerola for what that's worth.
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>>53297716
It's okay. Lots of authors have ended up getting baited into his particular method of shitposting these past few weeks. You aren't the first and you almost certainly won't be the last.

Good night. Get some rest.
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>>53297716
I recommend copious amounts of weed for any amount of stress.
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>>53297747
You ever think you might be paranoid?
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>>53296806
Damn it, I want more than one. I want both the fallen angel and Hylia. Turn heroines into servants.
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>>53296451
this touhou CYOA
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>>53297774
It's not paranoia if someone actually is watching you.
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>>53297597
Maybe you should just finish the cyoa?
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>>53297785
What cyoas have you made?
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>>53294876
yandere, cactus, books, and sake.
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>>53294876
Everything is always clean.
At least I can sleep.
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>>53296851
I'm still hoping that we will get a image update when the text is final or in a near final version.
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>>53296871
...Someone made Touhou into Dark Souls, and I want to kiss them for it. Shame it's not finished, though.
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>>53294876

HOW MANY CAN I CHOOSE

FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>53296966
Checking through foolz /tg/ does seem to indicate that this is the first time that's been posted so...thanks random anon.
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>>53297939
All of them but they only last one hour.
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>>53298049
>all of them
>last one hour

I would rather pick one and have it last indefinitely.

FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>53297910
>The Gloves
>The Camera
So as long as I'm looking through the camera I'm completely undetectable and leave no evidence whatsoever? Yeah, I can see myself making lots of evil use of those things.
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>>53296723
so guess I'm the only one that finds that shit to be really hot
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>>53298269
No, I find it hot too. I don't know what these idiots are going on about.
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>>53295596
If you don't mind, could you point out the older texts that have Lilith as Cain's wife-to-be? The only reason why I'm asking is that Lilith's punishment really only makes sense if it was Adam. Unless I'm missing something.
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>>53298286
Go away Ross, you are still a cuck
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>>53296851
>That is not dead which can eternal lie,
>And with strange aeons even death may die.

It'll take 5 strange aeons, but Highlander is notorious for disappearing for long stretches of time.
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>>53298049
You know thats a troll because then certain ones wouldnt work.
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>>53298314
And you're still gayer than a barrel of OPs.
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Why are all CYOAs dedicated to mary sue anime characters?
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>>53298469
Because you haven't made the one that doesn't. Set the bar, and people will rise to the occasion.
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>>53298469
they're not
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>>53298469
Because they get (you)s and we like to feel appreciated...
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>>53296115
>>53296056
I'm quite openly a leaf. I guess that explains my shitposting nature, but I'll have you know I didn't vote weedman into office. I'm also not the only l author who is one apparently; a surprising amount here are. Although I did do most of the Christmas Collab design process while a little high.

I'm not fat, though. If I were, SDA (female) would kick my ass into shape.
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>>53298469
They aren't all. There's shit like the one where you have to catch a bird that flew into a store, the one about picking how you commit suicide, the one where you pick how to masturbate, the one where you're a skeleton that rapes people, and the one where your skeleton tells you to kill the president.
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>>53298469
Because anime is fucking GAY as fucking FUCK

All of the anons here are NASU NERDDDDS

FUCK SABER
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>>53296451
>What cyoas are you waiting for (that will probably never come out)?

That manga one.
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>>53294368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9YCvi_pRAM
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>>53297716

Ha I live in the desert so I don't have to worry about Vignette
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>>53298559
We need more Sabers.
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>>53298617
>I live in a desert.
>My choice lives in and is suited for the desert.

It was then that I knew that the universe supported my terrible decision making skills.
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>>53298620
Words cannot express how much I hate the Fate series.
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>>53298641
Do you hate everything in it?
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>>53294495
348 and 294, the "good vibrations" combo.
54, 85, and to a lesser extent 11 and 999 seem like easy mode. I'll take 507.
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Has Pokemon Personified been updated recently?
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>>53296955
>cheating
>they're both you're bitches
You act as if they ran off to elope rather than try to one up each other in the bedroom. Delete yourself cuck anon.
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>>53298659
Mostly everything
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>>53298720
Are they really both your bitches if they just ignore you, anon?
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>>53298729
E-even Kotomanly?
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>>53297716
Fuck, I missed him. Anyone got that one Imgur link of the full Zodiac Brides WIP?

Also, has there been any progress on Fairy King that I missed?
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>>53298701
No. Italics hasn't updated it.

What the fuck is Italics even doing?
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>>53298736
He's too generic to be annoying.
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>>53298776
Evil kung fu priest is best girl, damn it.
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>>53298793
Go fuck yourself.
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>>53298801
I will.

While thinking of priests punching things so hard that their hands fall apart.
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>>53294368
>Sara slowly moving things into my place
mad/10
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>>53298736

Kotomine is arguably the worst character in Fate, alongside Gilgamesh and the weird bug-eyed douche from the prequel series.
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Made an outline for my next cyoa.
Who wants to go on drug fueled adventures through space with waifus?
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>>53298951
How bad does Space Krokodil fuck you up?
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>>53294368
>Pistol
>Assault Rifle
>Sniper Rifle
>Sara
>Kira
The others stories are so sad, how can a human bean withdraw such horrors?
Sara is a special case, she is such a bitch that I have to deal with her. Fucking deranged rapist.
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>>53298951
>space drugs
I like it
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>>53298964
Not much, but it'll fuck up any nerve connections with cybernetics.
>>53298984
I was inspired by this guy>>53294876
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>>53298951

A dealer should never be a user so I won't use any of those drugs
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>>53299004
Well if you sell the drugs and use the drug money to by space-ship gas then it's still drug-fueled adventures.
Checkmate.
I'd totally smoke my own dope. But only a set amount. Like 8th of my yield and then buy for cheap from others if I need more.
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>>53296119
Yeah can confirm New Orleans is an utter shit hole outside of the tourist traps.
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>>53299019
>not buying combustible highly illegal drugs, mixing them with fuel and using it to spread your wares across the galaxy with a taste test
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>>53298951
Depends on if space drugs are safe due to sci-fi magic making them just as fun with out chances for over dosing or being addictive. I'll take waifus regardless though. I'd prefer a nerdy scientist one that can help make the drugs and/or a smooth talking one that helps move product rather than some junkies.
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>>53299019
>Well if you sell the drugs and use the drug money to by space-ship gas then it's still drug-fueled adventures.

I'll retire and go get an honest job as a space I.C.E agent
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>>53299166
Well The drugs you get are based on waifu, and they provide ways to no get addicted or hurt by them.
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>>53295045
>>53295093
>>53295119
WHERE THE FUCK IS ANRI
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Could anyone post the invasion cyoa?
the one in which you attack others

I lost my collection and filling it back up
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>>53295758
Shapeshifting and god-tier lewd skillz
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>>53298951
Do you need any images?
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>>53294876
Minor spells. Cantrips are useful to have around.
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>>53298739
Psst. Anon, do want the whole thing or just the most recent stuff?
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>>53299420
I want it all.
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>>53299420
All you say?
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>>53297408
Holy FUCK, that intro is needlessly redundant...
Someone PLEASE fix that.
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>>53294368
I now want a love story with aniki reverse trap to be honest.
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>>53295620
>>53295715
>>53296047


PNG - JPG - PNG... WHY!?!!
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>>53294876
30 minutes of invisibility, easy. Steal everything I want, spend my down time plotting my next heist.
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>>53297897
Airbender
Expert
Nobledark

>Tier 1
Bagua Training
Gliding
Air Blast
Air Wave
Projectile
Air Parry

>Tier 2
Acrobatics
Enhanced Mobility
Air Bullet
Air Stream
Air Shield

>Tier 3
Air Wake
Jetstream
Air Spout

I think this build makes sense for a more brawling-centric airbending style. Hopefully I can use good kung fu and crowd control to keep myself from getting shit on by more lethal bending arts. Also, the other members of my squad should probably be willing to do what I am not, so that I won't have to.
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>>53294368
Knife
Pistol
Sniper Rifle
Kill the Trap and the Rapist.
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>>53299624
Same desu. It's a top tier waifu plot.
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>>53297597
I find it remarkable that a single post could make me lose every single ounce of respect I had for someone.
I wish I could better understand people like you.
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>>53299299
Anri is already taken anon
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>>53293019
>>53294662
>This guy getting hare for saying he doesn't like Lucianna.
Guys, you're going about it the wrong way. He's just being tsundere. You should be making fun of him by pointing out that Lucianna would recognize/believe that herself. She'd spend the entire war flirting with him and swearing her undying loyalty to him. Lucianna'd proclaim her love every chance she got and try and win him over with grand displays of honor, bravery, loyalty, and skill. Kidnapping him when he least expected it just to take him out on some mad idea she had for a date. I bet she would even help him out by offering to and even doing things for him no matter how much he complained about not wanting to be dominated by her. Essentially, she'd go out of her way to be the most dashing knight possible for our little prince.

And the entire time she'd have this smug look on her face, like she knows he's only being tsundere and will admit he's her's before long. Every frown or furrowed brow would just make her even more smug. She knows it's working and she's finding her way into his heart. That before long he'll give in and accept her feelings so they can win the war together. She won't let it be otherwise.
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>>53300292
Implying authors deserve any respect. They're all aspies Anon. You should know this by now.
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>>53298951

Dude, MAKE this shit. The sooner the better. *Waves little pro anon flag*
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>making a waifu cyoa
>too shy to advertise it the way zodiac guy does so it'll never get as much attention and be quickly forgotten.
>even I did it'd just be seen as copying him
Fuck
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>>53300438
I'll love you anyway, anon. I like shy types.
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>>53300445
>>>/lgbt/
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>>53300438
Just... don't stop midway and leave everyone blueballed ok?
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>>53300459
You're quick on the shitpost, partner.
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>>53300459
What if anon is actually a cute shy girl (female)? I can dream.
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>>53300438
He sucks though so don't worry about it. His work won't be remembered a week later.
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>>53300419
I'm genuinely finding it difficult to put myself in his position.
You look at people like Tokhaar or Ordion and they're consistently unpleasant and immature. This guy, though, seemed like a perfectly reasonable person.

The longer I'm on this website, the less I feel like I understand people.
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>>53300538
Sounds like you lose respect for people when you find out they are human desu
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>>53300538
>autist discovers he understands people even less the more he browses the internet
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>>53300572
What zbg did wasn't regular human behavior. Most humans have something called restraint and decorum.
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>>53300572
I have little respect for people who are unable or unwilling to be polite and civil about things.
I can't help but be disappointed in people who lack the ability to take a step back and think things through once in a while as well.

Am I setting the bar too high, anon? I'm genuinely asking.
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>>53300572
To be fair to him, that's a perfectly good reason.
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>>53300419
Italics seems like a pretty chill person to respect.
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>>53300650
Sometimes people bites the bait anon
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Who is the nicest/most normal author?
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>>53300698
Bliss, Berri, Italics, Highlander, Scientist, Highlander, and Box Wine.

Maybe SDA if they aren't smug posting all damn day long.
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>>53300715
Bliss is a hug dick, though.
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>>53300723
>Bliss has a huge dick, though.
Fix that for you senpai.
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>>53300729
t. Bliss
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>>53300625
Nah what he did was regular shitposting.

His post is incredibly embarrassing and I hope he fucking feels bad about it when he wakes up, but the explanation for why he posted it was pretty simple. When you post on 4chan you get used to being able to say whatever the fuck you want without consequences. If some guy pisses you off you can write an autistic rant like that just for the sake of it, and the only consequence would be other canons calling you a fucking retarded. If you start using a name however, that changes completely. Everything you do and say can be associated with you specifically and will be used as a judge of your character, and this place judges harshly. Especially if it's to get people interested in your project, you have to build yourself a good public persona. Practice basic PR. I'd imagine he was just winging it without thinking about it and defaulted to the post whatever I want mentality he's used to being able to have here. A fucking dumb mistake but i can see how it would be made. I only really have a problem if he continues acting like that, so we'll see when he comes back.

TLDR that was pretty fucking autistic but as long as he realizes that and doesn't continue acting like that I don't care much.
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>>53300695
And that's perfectly alright; sometimes misunderstandings happen. Sometimes people assume the best in others and are mistaken.
But Jesus Christ, that was an Angelanon level freakout.
It wasn't the fact he reacted that I found uncouth but rather the reaction itself.

>>53300617
I hope you achieve full personhood soon, anon. Best of luck to you.
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What would you want to see in a non-waifu CYOA based on grand adventure? Genre, abilities, etc.
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>>53300789
sky islands
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>>53300789
Space fantasy.
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>>53300715
DSA too, practically saint tier.
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>>53300650
>I have little respect for people who are unable or unwilling to be polite and civil about things.
>Is on 4chan of all places

You may want to go somewhere else. Far far away from here.
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>>53300789
A half decent explanation as to why this is happening and why I'm here.
I tend to self insert and solid internal logic helps with immersion.
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>>53297597
Anon, if you absolutely must reply to this kind of person, I think maybe you should follow SDA example and just post smug anime girls.

>>53296723
Differently from other anons, I'm happy to hear it, because I was afraid certain combinations of brides would just result in hate between them. And it would make me feel bad. Only I enjoying the harem arranjment also would make me feel kinda bad. It's one of the reasons that I usually restrain from harem routes.

I thought Cassanda and Lucianna would have some "history" because Cassandra looks the type of girl that must win in absolutely everything. But she lost to Lucianna. What is natural, is Lucianna has an entire kingdom cheering for her, The impressive would be that fact that Cassandra would even be able to duel against her in such conditions. But being sucess-obsessive as she is, I can't imagine Cassandra just accepting defeat in her duelist skills like this.

Anyway, you sound like a really nice guy anon, I'm sorry that replying to me made autists come out and you lost your temper.
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>>53300625
>Most humans have something called restraint and decorum.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You need to get out more.
Your carefully curated and closed off group of acquaintances ain't "most people" and even then you don't want to know what they say behind your back.
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>>53300834
>and even then you don't want to know what they say behind your back.

The wonders of backstabbers and office politics. I know plenty of people who claim someone is their closest friend then the moment that friend gets alone does nothing but talk shit about em.
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>>53300828
Or he could understand that I was criticizing the way he framed it, rather than thinking that's what he legitimately intended. I lay that our clearly later.

Right now I'm just shocked and laughing because someone is being a way, way bigger dick to him right now over his fucking DECORUM of all things than even I was in that conversation. This guy is the only one getting offended at that post, and I'm the one ZBG was actually insulting.
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>>53300818
The fact I don't particularly respect most of the more vocal members of a community does not preclude me being interested in what said community has to offer.

I hardly ever post, anyway.
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>>53300888
One of the main reasons this site exists is so people have a place to act without decorum.
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>>53300888
thank you for feeling the need to share your special brand of autism with the rest of us and kindly fuck off back to lurking
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>>53300878
I'm fine with him as long as he doesn't fuck up Pisces. That picture gave me a bad feeling.
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>>53300888
>what said community has to offer.

There is pretty much nothing this place offers outside of people screaming.
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>>53300898
Yes, I fully understand that. However, it seems to me as though that's what the anonymity is for. As someone said before, once one takes on an identity they should be aware that everything they say affects how people feel about said identity.

>>53300902
You're welcome.
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>>53300928
I like him, his framing of that scenario just bothered me a bit because I like Lucianna. Call me an autist if you want, I won't deny it.

I like crazy chicks too so his Pisces picture didn't bother me. Not sure how I'm gonna beat a gatling gun, though. That shit'd vaporize a human into dust on a good round.
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>>53300964
Given half the supernatural powers you can get a Gatling gun isn't the worst thing to deal with.
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>>53300964
I like crazy chicks too but pisces are the bleeding heart "everyone please get along" types so it doesn't seem very fitting.
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>>53300945
I respectfully disagree. While I do feel the general tone tends toward the unpleasant, there are interesting conversations to be had and good content to enjoy.
Things are never all good all the time. I'm sure you know that.
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>>53300980
Maybe, but it'll depend on your picks. You're going to want some good defense before facing her, looking for a kill shot or not.

>>53300988
Maybe she's the 'compensating for being a doormat' type. She's internally a bleeding heart, but she's forcing herself into the war in the hopes of finding her love and maybe ending this tradition afterwards, or at least accomplishing some other greater good. So in turn she goes over the top violent to put a stop to things as soon as possible, possibly to limit casualties in your world, and the stress of acting so out of character could even be making her a little bonkers.
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>>53301022
I like her already. You should make CYOAs anon.
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>>53301040
I'm writing one, but you won't see it for months.
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>>53300964
>>53300988
Do people still say "chicks" in the United States?
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>>53301064
In an informal context, yes.
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Does your zodiac being description actually fit your personality?
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>>53301064
Yes. It's not very common but old bastards still do so.
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>>53301105
Partially. The ways in which I differ seem to generally be a lack of a few of the positives and a far dimmer outlook on life.
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>>53301105
Pretty well actually, huh.
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>>53301105
I'm morose, bitter, anti-social, Hold grudges for years, A hermit that despises social occasions and only sees family once every few years due to holidays.

I also happen to be a libra which looks to be listed as being everything I am not.
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>>53301105
I'm like a combination of my western and chinese zodiacs desu
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>>53301105
Only when depression is not eating me away
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>>53301270
See, the problem is that none of the signs are described with that personality.

I feel like the zodiac signs could've really used a 'reverse side' so to speak. Something like with tarot reading. What it's like when their bad sides are paramount or when life has beaten them down and broken what was happy and good in them.

Wouldn't make it any less bullshit, but it'd make a lot of sense and make their descriptions feel less like they're sucking your dick.
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>>53301105
>>53301177
>>53301203
Astrology revolves around vagueness. Horoscopes, zodiac sign descriptions, compatibility charts, etc. just aim to be as generic as possible while still giving the impression they're saying something.

People read them and then project their own selves and experiences on them. We're hardwired to seek meaning in pretty much everything.
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>>53301320
You're talking like we don't know they're bullshit and just doing this for fun.
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>>53301302
>I feel like the zodiac signs could've really used a 'reverse side' so to speak.

They mostly work due to listing a lot of positive traits that a lot of people think they have. So when they read their sign they can think it was predicted.

If they started listing off too many negative traits it wouldn't work too well because almost no one wants to admit flaws beyond the mild ones they tend to list for spice.
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>>53301339
Tarot works similarly on projection, but it at least has the decency to include poor outcomes, reflections, and traits in the various reading methods.
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>>53301320
Writing horoscopes is actually really good at building your creative writing skills.

You have to learn to use as many flowery and 'fluff' words as possible while saying absolutely nothing of value. I used to write for my local newspaper.
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>>53301339
Well if yiu get into "real" astrology there are more negative sides and traits. It's still bullshit but you get the idea.
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>>53301390
Not even astrologers believe in horoscopes.
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>tfw you unironically believe in horoscopes
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>>53301471
I bet yours told you all about how you'd post on 4chan all day.
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>>53301471
Anon I hate to break it to you but horoscopes are just made up by the newspaper. In astrology you only get one horoscope and it's a chart of where the stars and planets were in the sky when you were born.
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>>53301492
They love their detail too. They want the very fucking minute you were born.
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>>53301105
The weaknesses described here fit me pretty well.
>https://www.izodiacsigns.com/taurus/

>>53301302
You ever hear of a book called Born on a Rotten Day?
It holds every sign in a negative light.
Tauruses are fat lazy miserly shitheads, Leos have a messiah complex, and Aquarius and Pisces are legitimately mentally ill in different ways, according to the astrologist.
That's all I can remember.

>>53301471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg_4b-1aWKg
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>>53301326
I've learned not to make too many assumptions, anon.
People can surprise you.
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>>53301509
Yep. Astrology is more than just the sun sign, there's a whole little fucking pseudoscience to it. It's actually kind of interesting, I read into it awhile back but got bored and forgot half of it.
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>>53301526
Nope. I did a lot of searching for kicks a while ago and eventually found one site that went appreciably into the negatives. That's how I found out that the negative aspects of Gemini are apparently that we're all two-faced, lying, manipulative, flighty, whores with overdriven libidos. Pretty much shit all around desu.
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>>53301559
Yes, but did you know Gemini often have strong magical aptitude because we can tap into the connection we have with our twin soul that still resides in the astral plane?
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>>53301547
I did a lot of reading on it too in the past. I don't believe a bit of any of this mysticism, but I'm always interested in mysticism concepts. Even read up on things like birth stones, flowers etc, both zodiacs, tarot, and other various weird and offbrand stuff of that nature, including some that have their own little new age religion.
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>>53301597
I've heard that. Also heard that billed as having/having stronger psychic powers too. That's the stuff you get when you read really far into it and get to hippie/new age types who devote their lives to it.
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>>53301559
So Gemini have every possible aspect of a bad girlfriend all rolled into one person?
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>>53301105
I fit both the positive and negative Pisces traits pretty well. I don't believe in astrology but I don't get the "it's vague so anyone can relate to any of the signs" idea either. When I read though the descriptions for the others I couldn't identify much with any of them except Scorpio a little bit.
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>>53301603
I find that stuff fascinating too. There's just something very fun about learning about it. I'll never understand people who center their lives around this stuff though.
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>>53301732
If you strongly believe in magic, and here's this method that's supposedly magic that has so much material build up around it, so much method, and has such a long history, you're going to be attracted to it, especially when it gives you an avenue to understand and manipulate magic. And some people get obsessed with their so-called magic because they have no other purpose in life and think that communing with higher energies might lead them to paradise or else improve their life.
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>>53301651
Except possessiveness, anger issues, being depressing, or demanding. But a Gemini does cover most possible aspect of a bad girlfriend.
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>>53301781
Should we just, like, make it illegal to have kids in June then? And late May.
>>
>>53301653
It depends on who you read it from. Some are more specific because they take it more 'seriously'.
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>>53301789
Only if it were true anon.
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>>53295758
Devour monsters to gain their abilities. Become the blue Mage.
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>>53301849
It's pretty true in my experience desu
>>
Could someone post this zodiac cyoa everyone is talking about, I missed the thread it was posted in.
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>>53301869
I like the way you think.
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>>53301919
My brother from another mother.
>>53301105
I am a cancer upon the world, so yes.
>>53299004
My friend, would you be interested in meguca extortion rings
>>53298559
Guilty as charged.
>>53296550
Fuck off, my life is already a yaoi doujinshi and I don't need it in my cyoas.
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>>53301963
>life is already a yaoi doujinshi

What did he mean by this?
>>
Could any experienced author tell me whether it's worth it to write out your cyoa in word or notepad first?
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>>53302002
He means he has a cute boyfriend.
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>>53301869
>vore
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>>53302017
It's a good idea in that it'll help you catch typos, only issue is that you might over/under write without the box there to guide you.
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>>53302018
THATS NOT ALLOWED
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>>53302034
Make an EO waifu CYOA.
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>>53302002
Have you ever been locked in a dark room with 4-5 gay people of your own age, desperately praying nobody will get any "bright" ideas. we were just watching netflix
Gay people keep asking me for tips on how to seduce boys, for some reason.
Jesus christ all my friends turn out to be gay sooner or later. I'm beginning to think I have some sort of fujoshi aura that makes people gay.
>>53302018
DB says I am the trap
>>53302019
Eating is not lewd you piece of shit.
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>>53302055
Give me your life, you ungrateful bastard!!
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>>53302055
>I'm beginning to think I have some sort of fujoshi aura that makes people gay.
How horrifying, I suggest you attempt to shape it and direct it to affect specific individuals. Then weaponise it.
>>
>>53302017
It's a good idea. Programs like to crash and then you lose all your hard work.
>>
>>53294876
can you give some examples of minor spells?
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>>53302100
It must be my Stand power, 「It's okay to be gay」
Power:A
Durability:D
Speed:B
Precision:D
Range:C

>>53302099
Foolish dubs-wielding warrior, I have paid a terrible price for this power. I will forever be A side character
>>
New thread: >>53301658
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>>53302002
As far as I can tell he means he has giant hands, A small penis, A field around him that distorts normal biology and social concepts. And that his day to day life is plotted out by high school fujoshi who have never seen male social interactions in over 15 years.
>>
>>53299299
>Anri
Why would garbage be included, anon?
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>>53300388
Anon please I can only get so erect and feel completely empty because that will never happen to me
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>>53301105
I'm a Leo.

Guess.
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>>53302848
Me, too.
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>>53301105
Honestly, not really. I'd like to imagine that the Myers Briggs personality types are somewhat more accurate, and scarily so.
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>>53303018
My myers briggs type almost exact matches my zodiac type.
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>>53301105
Taurus here, and it does quite a bit. I fit maybe 80% of the Tauren stereotypes.
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>>53303018
>>53303079
It's funny cause they're both equally scientific
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>>53303208
Myers Briggs is answering questions about how you think and Astrology is based on where the stars were when you were born. I think one has at least slightly more validity than the other.
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>>53295626
how /k/omfy is that innawoods life, anon? I've been thinking about buying a property around me like that
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>>53303387
It's hell. I hate it so much. It's so boring, you're surrounded by nothing, and it sucks. The country should be visited, not inhabited.

not him btw, but similar situation
>>
>>53303387
Don't listen to this >>53303795 pleb. You don't have to worry about people or noise and if your land has a bunch of trees on it you don't have to worry about mowing. The winters a best if you don't mind the things that come with winter and everything looks pretty. Do whatever the fuck you want out and in the woods and as long as there isn't anyone around there isn't anyone to know. It's your own little paradise.
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>>53303936
Don't listen to this trickster's wiles, this is one of those "too much heaven turns out to be hell" things.

Still, it's better than suburbia.
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>>53303795
Fucking normies.
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>>53304011
t. bumpkin
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>>53304011
Why don't they all just die?
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>>53304056
They do.
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>>53304051
What is there that you want to do so badly? You have internet. You could build, create things. Learn new things, consume media. Go outside and enjoy the peacefulness, if you're lonely get a roommate or something. What are you even missing?
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>>53304120
Museums, FLGSs, HEMA, being able to walk everywhere, bustle, galleries, restaurants, cafes, a good job or education, libraries, conventions, &c...
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>>53304169
>stuff you can see online
>You can walk anywhere you want in the woods
>homecooked food is better and more rewarding
>No freelance be your own boss online job
>You can learn or read anything online
>why would you even want to go to a convention?
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