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Pathfinder General /pfg/

What is the evilest character you've ever made? Played? What were they like? How much of a REAL VILLAIN were they?

Unified /pfg/ link repository: http://pastebin.com/hAfKSnWW

Current Playtests: https://pastebin.com/WMhRUURm

Old thread: >>52554980
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>Actually good general replaced by yet another animu gurl
Good night, sweet prince
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>>52558240
>>>/pol/
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>>52558254
>>>/a/
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>>52558240
Nice falseflagging, everyone knows that the guy hating on kitsune animu images as opening posts to pathfinder generals isn't a literal neo-nazi from /pol/ that keeps bringing up /pol/ stuff every other thread to derail things for 245 posts and 84 pictures omitted, click reply to view
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>>52558240
>imblying
Both this and the last general are equally cancerous and the OPs of each deserve to be shot!
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>>52558192
Well last time I talked about my Drow who was enslaved by the party. This time I'll talk about my mad goblin alchemist who likes to commit arson and blow things up.

He's working up his way to make zombies and place implanted bombs into their bodies so that they explode when they die.
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Just gonna link these since new thread.

>>52557768
Yeah same here I'd like to hear what they thought about all the characters cause the game definitely has some quality apps.

>>52557833
I'm interested to see what the reviewanon has to say.
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>>52558240
Get fucked. This is why we can't have nice things, /pfg/. Here's your (you).
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>>52558192
Fuck off. Both you and hitler should just die
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>>52558454
>Hitler should die
Anon, I got some news for you...
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How bad an idea is it to mix avowed, Path of War, and Spheres of Might?
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>>52558819
>necroing the shit thread
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>>52558858
>necroning
>when it wasn't even dead
>when it was first but some faggot couldn't stand anime picture
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>>52558921
>when it was first
No, Hitler was first, but he was rightly nuked.
This general deserves the same
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>>52558942
Yeah, I meant it was posted before that other one. Really, posting a second thread is infinitely worse than anime picture in the OP.
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Should greatswords be carried on the hip or the back? What about bows?
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is there any organization that would hunt down necromancers or witches? have players running to a bolt hole from the city guard and need something to fuck that up for them.
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>>52558885
>>52558430
>>52557970
wew lads
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>ywn play with this >>52558856

Why live anons

>>52559093
Personally, I say hip. Bows should go across the back.
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Rolled 2, 2 = 4 (2d4)

>>52559147
need these for... reasons
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>>52559102
The church of Pharasma and Sarenrae are vehemetly anti-undead.
As for Witches, depends on the kind of Witch, but iirc theirs a few Hellknight Orders that are dedicated to fighting non-normal spellcasters.

Also, i think there's that one Iomedaean fanatic who makes anti-witch NotChick-Tracts
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>>52559093
>>52559156

Greatswords aren't carried on the hip OR back, they're too big.

You have a squire carry it, and then pull the sword out and let them carry the scabbard.

Or you just carry it like a suitcase and pull it out when you need it.
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Lanceranon was asking for artwork for his lancer girl, so I'm here to provide some art for him! I hope some of you find use for these as well.
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>>52559177
Wew lad

Morgase: 38DD, 23, 34
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>>52559093
Normal swords are too long to be carried on the back, actually - try drawing a sword from there sometime. What happens is unless the scabbard is only attached at one point (in which case it'll be constantly smacking against your ass) you can't get your hand high enough to pull it out.

Greatswords weren't stored in a sheathe or anything like that. They were carried on the shoulder, with the pommel in the crook of your arm to leave your hand free. Sam as any weapon that was too long to be easily placed on the hip.

For convenience, given pathfinder always assumes Sheathes are a thing? Your best bet is to put in on the hip.

As for bows?
They basically always go on the back, in nearly every country of origin I can remember, and often have a case for carrying them to keep the weather off the string and wood, since that shit can easily get damaged. I don't know the proper name for such a carrying case, and I believe they were more prevalent the further east you get.
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>>52559250

Bit more.
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>>52559102
also would anyone hunt tengu or Kitsune?
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>>52559265

More!

>>52559269

Not really, Kitsune are generally amiable rascals, but the Tengu would most certainly be discriminated against.

But organized hunts? Not unless you found a WHOLE bunch of racists.
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>>52559198
thanks
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>>52559281

Here's a personal favorite, though the woman might be a touch str-focused for a dex kinda girl.

Know what? I'm putting all of these in an imgur to make this easier on all of us.
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>>52559147
W-what about dragons/dragons2.

I have to know.
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>>52559302
Oh boy, here we go.
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>>52559317
Look man there are some bigguns there.
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>>52559300

http://imgur.com/a/wU8pR

Aaaand there we go! I'll throw bits and pieces I find laying around when I can.
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>>52559323
I guess, but there's a few shapeshifters too
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>>52559269
>would anyone hunt tengu
No, at least not in the Inner Sea.
Tengu in the Inner Sea are found primarily in the Shackles, where other sailors and pirates consider them to be good luck to have around and to be on the ship. Tengu are considered Jinx Eaters, and sit in the crew to absorb bad luck.

Though, a particular Tengu who makes an ass of himself, or brings bad luck, would be shown no mercy and be keelhauled, or possibly plucked and quartered
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>>52559333

http://imgur.com/a/Zg3ql

Found the dregs of some in another folder I have, hope you are happy!

>>52559323

I think we can just safely assume everyone is exactly as they appear to be in their character art.
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>>52559397
thats no fun
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So, greatswords seem to be rather large. That's fine for adventures and battlefields, but what about for self-defence in a city, tavern, town? What's the best next weapon more suitable, and less cumbersome, for closed spaces with more people around?
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>>52559429
a shortsword.
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>>52559429

Halberd.
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>>52559429
Dagger.
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>>52559470
>picks a weapon just as big
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>>52559429
Daggers. No really - there's a reason people carried knives around.
Swords in general, actually, were sidearms.
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>>52559504

Halberds were weapons for guardsmen.
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>>52559429
A sharpened shovel. Worked in the trenches.
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>>52559585
That's great and all, but the guy was asking for self-defense weapons.
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>>52559585
In open spaces. Shit's a five to six foot long rod with a bigass axe head on it. It is not made for tight spaces.
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>>52559333
>>52559397
Thanks anon. Gonna bookmark both of these.
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looks like they just revealed the final core race for Starfinder, a bunch of psychic bugs that are literally addicted to their own hipster level.

http://paizo.com/paizo/blog/v5748dyo5ljpv?Introducing-Starfinder-s-Final-Core-Race-The
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Which weapons are best for a Switch-Hitter: Falchion, Greatsword, or Greataxe, something else?
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>>52559899
There's no such thing as a switch hitter
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>>52559899
Culverin
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>>52559899
Musket ax
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>>52559876
I wonder if the option self-drugging thing is going to have a real mechanical effect. Seems like it should.
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>>52559876
who cares about GenderPoliticsFinder
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How the fuck do I build a familiar to be useful in combat?
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>>52560063
Eldritch Guardian with a Mauler Familiar.
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>>52559876
Isn't this basically sci-fi gnomes? the whole seeking options and individualism thing strikes me as pandering to the kind of weirdos that like to play gnomes already.
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>>52559876
Are any of the core races Small-sized?
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>>52559429
Weapons/Shields my character carries at any given time:
>Greatsword
>Lucerne Hammer
>Earth Breaker

>Longsword
>Flail
>Heavy Pick
>Shortsword
>Blackjack
>Daggers x4
>Gauntlets (spiked)

>Heavy Steel Shield (Spiked)
>Buckler (Spiked)

>+5 Composite Longbow (40 arrows)
>Sling (20 bullets)
>Javelins x5
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>>52560132
Ysoki.
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>>52560132
We know that the Ysoki (basically Ratfolk) are. Shirren might be, but we don't know for certain.
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>>52560132
The ratfolk i think

The only thing Paizo did right was realizing ratfolk are core race tier

N-not that i would ever shill ratfolk.
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>>52560158
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>>52560158
I want to pet that mouse.
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>>52560173
You're not doing it right.
>>52560158
Yo, I wanna _pet that rat.
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Friends, we have something important to discuss. DHB CLAIMS that his reverse trap, Essa, is flat as a board. However we have proof that she is in fact a 32 I cup.

How does she hide it? I don't think just binding would be enough.
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>>52560243
magic
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>>52560145
I'm glad I'm not the only one who carries multiple daggers. Wouldn't it be lighter and easier to carry a Monk's Spade instead of a Greatsword and Earth Breaker both, though, unless one of them is what you focus on?
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>>52560281
Don't particularly care for monk spades, the look doesn't fit the character.
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>>52560243
autism
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>>52560243
>proof
That's not how this works at all.
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>>52558192
He was a cleric of the homebrew god of misery. It was an evil campaign, which for the rest of the party meant rational self-interest and a lack of regard for collateral damage. For him it meant casual mass murder. An (incomplete) list of the shit he pulled:
>Dominating (formerly) effective leadership during a natural disaster, turning what should have been a smooth recovery into a clusterfuck
>Using Weather Control and Earthquake to cause "natural" disasters
>Funding criminal, terrorist, and cultist groups
>Following heroic groups into dungeons, then Resurrecting the evil dude they killed
>Summoning high-level demons into low-level villages
>Poisoning the snowpack
>Using Control Weather to disrupt agriculture
>Creating undead with instructions to harass trade routes during a famine

While the rest of the party was off mugging peasants and lighting orphanages on fire, he was manufacturing regional crises and then sabotaging the recovery effort
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How useful is to carry a reach weapon like a halberd, a guisarme, or a bardiche?
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>>52560390
Let's you stab people standing in the street from a roof, or vice versa.
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>>52560243
Bra of holding.
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>>52560390
Reach is incredibly useful if you like AoOs, if you like hitting things without being engaged by their own weapon, if you like hitting things bigger than you that would get to take your head off in response to your approach, and so on.

Also try to carry - even if limited - a ranged weapon. The best - due to accuracy - by mid-high levels is a firearm such as a double-pistol, but a bow will do as well. Alternatively some frag grenades if you've got access...

There are few things worse than standing there like a goddamn idiot while some enemy attacks you from where you cannot even reach. Backup ranged weapon: ALWAYS.
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>>52560465
I get so triggered by people not even bringing something as simple as a sling JUST IN CASE
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>>52560440
>>52560384
>>52560332
>>52560255
I want to introduce Essa to her femininity then mind break her into a cock sleeve.
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Are tiefling claws, worth the sacrifice of losing the Darkness spell-like ability? How well do they work as backup weapons?
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>>52560481
I want to introduce you to a shotgun barrel then skull break you into a corpse.
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Ya hanging in there, /pfg/?
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>>52560532
Very dependent on your build. A rogue or Shadow sorcerer is going to get a lot of mileage out of Darkness. A barbarian would be better off with claws.
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>>52560537
I'm super. Thanks for asking.

I hope crazy stalker yandere anon is doing okay too.
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>>52560559
>barbarian
>claws

nigga a barbarian would be better off with the bite, because they get claws from the beast totem rage power
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>>52560532
Absolutely. There are three key things here:
- the Darkness spell is irrelevant against anything with darkvision
- natural attacks like claws don't give a penalty to your other attacks (though you can't use a claw attack and use that hand with a weapon at the same time)
- high Strength or sneak attack-like effects contribute damage in a multiplicative factor to every separate attack you make
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>>52560629
>- the Darkness spell is irrelevant against anything with darkvision
If you're going to fighting mostly humans, Darkness is a godsend.
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>>52560465
>>52560480
That's what I've got other party-members for, though. Why should I invest even a little bit of money into "just in case" when I have alternate things to do? Go ahead, shoot the flying enemy. Even if he's the last one remaining, then that means I can loot his friends for THEIR ranged weapons, use it, and then abandon it. I don't need to waste my inventory with junk.
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>dumping int to 5 but having 14 Wisdom and 18 Charisma

How do I justify this anons?
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>>52560647
>Waste my inventory

Right up until there comes a ranged enemy you can't reach and you're stuck jerking off because you were too fucking lazy to buy a sling and a few bullets.
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>>52560537
The play by post portion of my game is going great! The paladin is fucking everything up wonderfully and heading straight long into the plot I expected her to!
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>>52560662

Pfft, is anyone else joining in on the fun?
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>>52560655
No education
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>>52560680
But what if she is educated? Could she have a learning disability of some sort? I was planning for her to be the apprentice of a shaman- so she'll have SOME education, but maybe she's just slow?
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>>52560728
Retarded it is
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>finally convince my GM to let me play psionics
>figure out a perfect build, know exactly what i'm gonna play
>game is in two days
>have absolutely no background for my character for explanation as to how or why he learned to be a psion
HELP
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>>52560537
I'm going to a funeral in a few days. Honestly I'm sad.
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>>52560678
The others are more reserved because they have double digit intelligences
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How would you make Final Fantasy XIV Scholar class using Spheres of Power? Shields, healing, buffs and pet fairy healing, cleansing debuffs and buffing others alongside you. In the game they also can deal some damage with DoTs but I imagine that would be spreading it too thin.
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>>52560743
Hang in there Star!
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>>52560728
>Educated

No, stop trying to spread yourself too thin and going into Mary Sue territory. You literally have a 5 in intelligence, your character is borderline retarded, pull up a mirror and you'll see what I'm talking about.
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>>52560741
Tell us about the build and the campaign m8.
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>>52560741
Does your GM allow refluffing to be a variant wizard/sorcerer?
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>>52560655

Can speak but is apt to react instinctively and impulsively, sometimes resorts to charades to express thoughts.
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>>52560759
>idiots don't receive education or training
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>>52560646
By mid-levels, all the humans will have darkvision via magic items too
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>>52560753
That one new Hedgewitch archetype from the Vivomancer's Handbook, specced almost completely into Life, with a splash of Protection
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>>52560759
>borderline retarded
That's not borderline, son. Int 7 is.
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>>52560752

That's just when you're supposed to hang onto whatever they say and trust them without question! Why would the smart, wise men and women ever trick you into doing something bad?
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>>52560655
Idiot savant.
Ever see the movie Accepted? Its the idiot kid who becomes a chef.
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>>52560777
I'm sorry you play under a such a retarded GM.
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>>52560775
You have 5 int, this is literally an example of what you are capable of doing according to the rules.

4-5 "Can speak but is apt to react instinctively and impulsively, sometimes resorts to charades to express thoughts"
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>>52560732

Looking at the d20pfsrd description for ability scores is helpful

>18 Charisma is "Immediately likeable by many people, subject of favorable talk"
>14 Wis is "Can get hunches about a situation that doesn’t feel right"
>5 Int is "Can speak but is apt to react instinctively and impulsively, sometimes resorts to charades to express thoughts"

>>52560759
I mean, true. I was just asking. Someone probably DID try and educate her- likely enough for her to learn common but not much after that I guess? It's not like she's /completely/ retarded- that'd be 5s in all mental scores, potentially lower. Maybe it's a fake-it-till-you-make it kind of deal? And she's good at faking it?

>>52560802
Honestly that looks like the most logical explanation- oracle gestalt and all.
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>>52560836
yeah like i said, retarded

You're basically a bimbo
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>>52560779
How would you get a pet fairy?
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>>52560779
There isn't a hedgewitch in the Life handbook. Did you mean the Soul Weaver?
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Does anyone have a link to some tilesets/tokens I could use for an encampment? Preferably something involving tents or buildings that you can see the floor of.

>>52560862
Fairies are like cats, they're only your pet so much as they let you think they're your pet.
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>>52560849
...Honestly I should have seen this coming. At least I can play her off as... maybe a Bleeding Heart I guess. It's gonna need some tinkering.
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>>52560879
Better be blonde.
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>>52560862
>>52560867
So it was.

As for the fairy, you can either refluf your Soul Weaver spirits, or dip into a Spheres class that grants a Familiar, like Sphere Wizard
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How do you carry a polearm and a bow at the same time?
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>>52560899
Straw the bow to your goat. Carry the polearm in your hands.
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>>52560890
What about a redheaded, succubus-descended tiefling Oracle//Bloodrager?
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>>52560891
Sphere wizard trades out arcane bond.
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Times for ships and their names. Today we're tackling LoB&F.

>Aida x Essa
>Aida x Orlan
>Aida x Shanan

>Gamze x Essa
>Gamze x Orlan
>Gamze x Shanan

>Iolanthe x Essa
>Iolanthe x Orlan
>Iolanthe x Shanan

Choose one, propose a name. And rate the ship
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>>52560926
nnnghg

Maybe acceptable.
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>>52560899

Left it on the ground. Shoot with the bow. Catch the polearm when the enemy gets near.
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I went and redid this because someone brought up a throwing weapons houserule that actually made fucking sense, so I had to use it.

Then after some thinking I upgraded Superior Unarmed Strike to be full Monk progression, because why fucking not? 1d4 until level 4 sucks, and at any level you've still paid a feat to be able to do less than a level-appropriate weapon. "I have a weapon" isn't the Monk's main feature anymore after PF Unchained (thank fucking god), so it's not stealing anyone's thunder.

I also added a secondary feature to my already-homebrew TWF feat that I thought would be something interesting to do now and then, which also happens to throw a bone to the *most* unsupported common fantasy fighting style: sword in one hand and crossbow in the other.

Other than that there's just some rewording and a couple extra links to the main Feat Tree page and readied action mechanics, because my players are still new and I don't think they know where to go for these. They still need that feat guide column too, even though you guys don't.
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>>52560480
It's annoying indeed
>>52560647
No, people like you who do that then proceed to whine and bitch the first time a dragon refuses to land and melee with them. In fact some particularly dickish ones start accusing the 'ranged guy' of being broken overpowered and nothing but a min-maxing-obsessed char-op munchkin, when he's dealing less than half the damage of the rest of you. He's totally ruining the party's fun, you'll fucking say.
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>>52560879
You sort of walked into that one dude. She's drop dead hot, has a slight sense of what is right to do, but is abso-fuckin-lutely stupid, like, Planet of the Apes Nova level of stupid.

In fact that's a good way to look at her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BSdoHadj2w
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>>52560933
I get a little bit autistic every time I see LoB&F because I read it as "Lobanf" in my head.
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>>52560775
>>52560728
>>52560655

5 int is comparable to a really smart dog. Don't do this. If you want to play a dumb character, dump int down to 8; at least that's within human norms. But to answer the actual question
>low int, high wis, very high cha
Dumb as a brick, but perceptive, and prone to occasional flashes of insight. Never logically think things through, but always point out the really obvious solution. They struggle with reading books, but they excel at reading people. They easily figure out what makes a person tick, and how to manipulate them. This isn't a logical process, but more of a feelings thing. Not naive (high wis), but not logical, either. You may not suspect the High Vizier is plotting to overthrow the throne after decades of blah blah blah, but you do know that fucker can't be trusted
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>>52560753
Maybe a Triple Goddess hedgewitch with Spiritualism tradition and maybe Amateur Green Mage to get an animal companion to reflavor as a fairy?
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>>52560759
5 is past borderline anon.

5 is "why can't you be as smart as your big brother; everyone's always repeating that line about his box of chocolates because he was so smarter than they are"
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>>52560970
Oh fuck off. You WERE a min-maxing fuckface, stop having a martyr complex already. You were quite literally playing on a completely different field than everyone else. "B-b-but muh damage" go fuck yourself, when you hit thirteen dudes to everyone elses' one, and have a shitton of utility and crafting as well, you can piss right the fuck off.
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>>52560946
She's got a cute little pair of wings and a prehensile tail. Also, a lot of muscle- because she's a STR/CHA Bloodrager

>>52560973
>>52560981
>>52560995

You two are probably right. I'll see if I can rejigger her stats to be a bit more... reasonable, I guess. I want to emphasize her not being smart. Is 7 okay?

>Demon-blooded tieflings are basically bimbo musclegirls and chad thundercocks now that I realize it
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>>52561016
>demon tieflings are basically bimbo musclegirls

Stop anon i can't

I
CAN'T
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>>52560862

Familiar Bond feat (prereq is Iron Will) gets you a familiar at all, Improved Familiar either gets you a Sprite at 5th level or a Lyrakien Azata at 7th level. Works regardless of class. The Lyrakien is *way* more useful.
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>>52561028
>ywn have a buff, brawny, but slow-witted Tiefling girl carry you to bed and comfort you
>ywn have this tiefling girl take the groceries to the car
>ywn see this girl in a bikini

why live
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>>52560990
Actually, hedgewitches can get a familiar as a secret.
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>>52560998
what the fuck are you going on about anon
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>>52560968
Oh, and I also changed the "feat tax" solution at the top. It now includes Dodge and Point-Blank Shot, but the way it works is slightly different too. Instead of removing these feats as prerequisites and then having feats that *did* require them grant them as bonus addons, I thought it would be a lot less roundabout to say that taking one of the tax feats awards you a feat that requires it for free.

It's just about the same, but there are two use cases where things have changed: you now have to meet the tax feat's prerequisites to get the feat you want, and feats that require multiple of these taxes don't become weird piñata feats where you take it and get many feats for free at the same. Now it's one-for-one.
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>>52561045
What world are you living in dude. You better start kissing up to your left hand, cause that's the only thing you got so far to comfort you.
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>>52560647
Yeah because carrying around 5lbs of a bow/arrows sure is not worth the risk of being in a situation where you can do literally nothing because you have no range option. It's literally only 32gp for a shortbow and 40 arrows.

Shit nigga u dumb.
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>>52560658
And this is why my Cavalier brought javelins. We were constantly fighting enemies that were flying, or in trees, or on ledges, or basically in someplace I couldn't charge them. My javelin damage was abysmal, but I would take ready actions to interrupt spellcasting, and hope they fail the concentration check
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>>52560998
Fuck you phil, the only person who ever complained about my damage was you, who kept trying to kill shit with fucking fireballs in goddamn city of brass.
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>>52561155
like its not always the happiest time, but being unable to do ANYTHING is the worst fate there is
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>>52561132

This is true it was just an interesting thought. +STR/+CHA/-INT makes for an interesting character.
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>>52561155
Why Javelins rather than a composite longbow/shortbow?
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I eve wanted to carry a polearm with me, besides a bow, should it be a guisarme, halberd, or bardiche...?
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>>52561188
Javelins are one-handed. My usual thing was shield and lance, and I didn't want to put the shield down
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>>52561197
Halberd's more versatile overall
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>>52561209
>not wanting to drop your shield
This is not perfect, if you see what I mean
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>>52561184
Yeah, I'll agree with you. It's just dangerous to get lost in them thoughts of waifu's. You don't want to regress too far back like some people. Always do it in moderation, fap responsibly.
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>>52561241

IS THIS ANOR LONDO?
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>>52561256
I KNOW WHO THAT IS
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>>52561276
...So I've been grinding
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>>52561250
Hey, waifus are pretty nice. I end up making a lot of them q.q
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>>52561329
Have you been a waifu yet?
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>>52561393
No.

On another note, all of my characters are power bottoms for some GODFORSAKEN REASON
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So me and my IRL friends are playing Reign of Winter and actually getting our butts kicked, which is refreshing since we usually powergame so badly that we steamroll every game we play.

We just got the the part of the first book where the Ice Mephit came up, and I'm not gonna lie when I saw her pic in the book I immediately thought she was a qt3.14.

It's a shame what had to happen there, as much as I don't like the incessant waifu talk around here at times like that I understand.
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>>52561414
You'll be a waifu one day. Keep trying!
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>>52561414
Power bottoms are great. Don't let your dreams be dreams one day you'll be a great waifu. Hopefully I'll get waifu status with my character(s).
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>>52561414

Power bottoms make the BEST waifus, dude.
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>>52561414
>power bottoms
>not doing it amazon style
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>>52561522
>>52561484
>>52561414
>>52561393
>>52561329
So quick question.

Suppose it does happen and you two meet up in a game. Your characters are compatible and they click. You're an in-game couple.

Do you two become couples OOC too? Or is it more in reverse? Where OOC you two find each other compatible and then change your IC behavior so your characters will become a couple?

Not trying to shitpost. I'm really curious.
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>>52561586
>Do you two become couples OOC too?

Couples? Nah, you just get friendly with the other person.
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>>52561586

Well, generally speaking, you Do end up being more friendly with one another. IRL me and another didn't become good friends until After we had or characters bang. It's kinda funny to think about it, but we became more comfortable around each other.
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>>52561586
I might allow my character to be pursued and taken by someone in game but that's just my character. I'd be really offput if I were approached with any intimacy outside the game, even if chance made an romantic relationship viable because I play characters specifically to not act like myself and I assume other people do too
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>>52561586
Nopeeeee, at best just friendly. I have a strict rule of "never interject your own feelings into the RP." because if you do bad shit will always happen, it's like a curse.

Now with all the bullshit aside you can typefuck as much as you want with the other character. That's where the fun is at.
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>>52561586
Pretty much what >>52561602 and >>52561679 said; assuming that your two playstyles have good chemistry with each other, you'll probably at least become a nice friend to someone who you couple-up with in-game. I found my best friend in the world when my Ranger buddied-up and became the on-again off-again girlfriend of their Paladin.
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>>52561581
what do you mean amazon style
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>>52561739
google amazon position, or i bet there's a thread on /d/ or something
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>>52561739

The woman positions herself in such a way so that she's the one "into" the guy.
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>>52561739
You order it and tomorrow it's on your doorstep thanks to a drone.
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>>52561739
Amazon style is when the woman holds the man's legs up and rides them. It looks Very uncomfortable for the dude but that might just be me, just look it up if what I said doesn't make sense
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>>52561778
>>52561776
>>52561760
Oh okay thanks anons
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>>52561778
Is what on your doorstep?
The orgasm?

Anon have you been fucking drones?
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>>52561801
>Anon have you been fucking drones?

>mfw Thriae
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>>52560933
>Aida x Essa: Unshackled Love
>Aida x Orlan: Venus In Furs
>Aida x Shanan: Desert Cat Corners Street Rat

>Gamze x Essa: Like Rabbits
>Gamze x Orlan: A Lady and Her Knight
>Gamze x Shanan: The Princess and the Pauper

>Iolanthe x Essa: "Hey kid, wanna /uu/?"
>Iolanthe x Orlan: Donna Quixote and Ivan Pancho's Totally Bogus Journey
>Iolanthe x Shanan: Ara Ara~bian Niiiiiiights~!
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>>52561717
If anything you'll probably both talk about the characters relationship going forward and just that bit of private conversation is going to make you better friends
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How long are Greatswords mean to be in pathfinder?
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>>52561801
Robots need love too, anon!

>>52561810
And bees! I'd post bees but I don't have any on my phone!
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>>52561739
It's basically a reverse mating press. Mating Press still best position.
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>>52560655
A real classy, sweet-hearted bimbo. Like Forrest Gump, except much more sweetly spoken.
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>>52560933
>>52561816
Also because I forgot to rate.

>Aida x Essa, 5/5. Themes match.
>Aida x Orlan, 4/5. Cute but doesn't really make sense.
>Aida x Shanan, 4/5. Shanan launches 1000 ships.

>Gamze x Essa, 5/5. Can only be adorable.
>Gamze x Orlan, 3/5. Foreign husbando not as impactful as the local street rat. Would probably be the best marriage though.
>Gamze x Shanan, 5/5. It's just like my Disney animes.

>Iolanthe x Essa, 5/Yes.
>Iolanthe x Orlan, 10/Please. Orlan's naivety works against him, and makes this delicious.
>Iolanthe x Shanan, 2/5. Shanan's better with other PCs. Including Orlan.
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I would appreciate some guidance with a build that I want to make.

I want to make a vital strike + massive weapon (largest possible) character.

My initial interest was in a Titan Mauler barbarian, but as I have done some digging, people keep saying that it over-promises and under-delivers.

Also, that there is a feat that delivers what Titan Mauler should have been (though I do not recall what it was).

How can I make this build successful? It doesn't need to be min-maxed or optimized, just useful in combat, and hopefully some utility out of combat (skill checks for moving story elements along).
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>>52561816
Please continue.
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>>52561863
>Mating Press
Muh nigga

>>52561882
Honestly I like this idea. Was Forrest Gump a guy with like, god-tier Con/Wis (the guy runs REALLY FAR) but shit-tier INT and Charisma?
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>>52561900
basically yes
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I'm starting to think that I'm going to need to cheat a little with my UC Eidolon, These alignment restrictions are incredibly brutal. Is there a chaotic neutral option that isn't Aberrant?
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>>52561919
the fey archetype?
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>>52561900
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I'm in dire need of inspiration for a BitF character. Does anybody have character art for Nirmathi badasses?
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>>52561792
It is if you go on for too long, but then again so is any position.
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>>52561900
I think Gump had low but not abysmal Charisma, like an 8-9. He wasn't repulsive, he just wasn't a great public speaker. Without his odd way of speaking from his low Int, it would barely be noticeable.
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>>52562000
I'd peg him at 18 WIS and 18 CON, next highest would likely be Dex at 14, STR at 12, then INT at MAYBE 7 and CHA at 8.
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Are there are decent ways to flurry with firearms? Crusaders flurry requires a dip, sohei 6 doesn't come online until 6.
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>>52562028
probably sohei 6

otherwise homebrew is probably required.
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>>52562028
Eldritch Archer.
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What are the cutest elemental creatures?
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>>52561810
Is it just a single person using these idol anime images?
Or have we all just sunk that low.
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>>52560537
No.

I cannot self-terminate. You must lower me into the steel. I must be forgotten, Tirion.
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>>52562028
Rapid Shot
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How would you design a character with only one arm? Would you give them a weapon with a high crit range and take feats to improve upon that and try and fish for crits, or would you make use of hidden weapons and items? Cause the idea of a character missing a limb of some sort interest me and I'm trying to think of ideas of how work with that kind of drawback.
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>>52562097
Alchemist. Vestigal Arm.
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>Don't like blingmaker because kingmaker isn't great
>WWW conflicts with schedule
>Shardwalkers is really odd setting/chargen
>BitF is no PoW, which is ok, but also a major unknown because Amber
What do I do?
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>>52562097
There's two ways of doing this

Pure dexfaggotry, which isn't hampered means you aren't totally 'armless. Go with the standard dexfag weaponry (Katana/Falcata/Rapier/Scimitar)

Or, if PoW is allowed, Brutal Slayer into Landsknecht and be THE STRONGEST with a one-handed melee weapon. Funnily enough you'll likely still go with a Falcata/Rapier/Scimitar/Katana
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>>52562110
I'm not familiar with vestigal arm, is it just like a prosthetic or does it do something unique?
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>>52562097
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>>52562148
I'm sorry, I'm not sure who that is
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>>52562097
For building? Dex-based Path of War character with heavy focus on Scarlet Throne is probably one of the only ways I've seen where you wouldn't fall too far behind. For putting mechanics to "one arm"? Fuck if I know, senpai, I think there were 3pp major drawbacks, but I've never seen ANYONE use them.

If you're 1pp? There's always Unchained Monk
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>>52562126
Go for the unknown. Thrust bravely into that uncharted territory and burst inside without warning!

Make something for BitF
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>>52562097
Ask your DM if they'll let you count as having one hand permanently kept free - a lot of the one-handed style weapon options actually require an empty hand, which is frustrating for one-armed characters because that should have been the one avenue left to them.

If you can get that, Weapon Trick is the most bang for your buck in a one-handed style. At which point you could go into Crane Style and maybe have a not totally frustrating time. One-handed melee classes could be a Daring Champion Cavalier or possibly a Magus if you get that prior concession out of your DM.
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>>52562170
The no PoW is kinda meh, I could roll out a couple other ideas, but I'm just not really feeling the whole SoP+Jolly thing. At least after I found out that Inquisitive Detective replaces the 3rd and 11th social talents, instead of 1st and 11th like it's playtest version.
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>>52561892
>>52560933
But Essa is a girl!
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>>52562214
nigga how many skill checks do you seriously think you'll be making that will require inspiration before 5th level
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>>52562219
Just because he has a girly name doesn't mean you can go around making wild claims like that.
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>>52562236
I have math that proves she has an hourglass figure!
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>>52562097
Play a swashbuckler.
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>>52562225
I like inspiration though ;_;
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>>52562255
Just because he's chubby doesn't mean you're allowed to poke fun at his chest.
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>>52562236
>girl name
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>>52562269
This is more than chubby...
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>>52562255
>she
Whatever the math is, you started with a false statement. Your proof is invalid.
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Seriously, I want the Essa + Male ships.
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>>52562280
>>52562269
>>52562255
Knowing /pfg/, the thread will have actually forgotten Essa's a woman by the time the greentexts drop.
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>>52562236
Essa is actually a man's name
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>>52562261
and you can still have it, but you just won't get free uses until 5th. You're still likely to have, what, 4-6 uses of it, most likely?
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>>52562214
I more hate that Inquisitive Detective doesn't qualify for fucking Deductive Intellect, how retarded is that?
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>>52562062
Anons pls inquiring minds must know
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>>52562295
>Essa gets 5 ships
>Aida x Essa: Unshackled Love
>Gamze x Essa: Like Rabbits
>Iolanthe x Essa: "Hey kid, wanna /uu/?"
>Orlan x Essa: ???
>Shanan x Essa: ???
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>>52560970
Cavalier Paladin gestalt [we are allowed some 3.5 stuff] with a valiant charging lance really hates our bolt-ace for that. He basically takes 1/3 to 1/2 off all the minions once a fight. This guy would one-shot three dragons at a time if he could 'cleave' what's left of the damage into the next one, but what really miffs him though is that the bolt-ace is our face too

Not because he's really built for it, but because the cavalier is so busy goddamn talking about bullcrap like his favorite parts of the yu-gi-oh continuity that he barely ever interacts with NPCs - and when he does it's to threaten with intimidate instead of diplomacy which he maxed out. This is all bolt-ace's fault. Him and his 15 charisma.
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>>52560793
>>52560752
>>52560662
It's not her fault! She just never took to book learnin'. Now she's too busy questing to get private lessons.
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What does Essa's figure even look like? Someone post something approximately her body type.
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>>52562392
Her height and weight suggest a loli figure.
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>>52562409
I meant the Icup.
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>>52562436
Oh. Just go look up some Doraphs from Granblue Fantasy
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>>52562409
A "loli figure" is just any prepubescent person though. You creepy fuck.
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>>52562463
Then
>Skinny
>Flat Chested
>Narrow Hips
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>>52562069
There are quite a few people with every taste or opinion on here, most especially when you consider how quickly the threads go by.

For example there's 2 or 3 threads that pass by while I'm at work. All I can do is skim their archived forms. Sometimes I come across things I could swear I must have written. But I was not near Internet except for about twenty minutes at Tim Hortons, and that shit gets one bar if you're sitting directly next to the router. It would probably somehow give an ethernet cable an oscillating value between one and two bars somehow too.

So when you see someone extol the virtues of blasting, when you see someone explain how only thicc women can give them a stiffy, when you see someone complain that there's not enough dfc, when you see someone posting robot waifus...

Know there's at least two or three of them, perhaps on different shifts!
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>>52562478
Her app doesn't say she has narrow hips.
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>>52562529
I suppose she could have wide hips, but it would be odd for someone as presumably malnourished
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Striker getting to use their class features with weapons other than a UAS when?
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>>52562548
>broken blade 2.0
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>>52560981
What about 7 INT, 7 WIS, and 17 CHA?
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>>52561188
I like to clip the javelins to my character's shield!
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>>52562599
>You can get 18-20/x2 with 2d6+1.5*STR damage without much investment on your unarmed strike with SoM.
>But no, people who want the combo stuff and armorless combat without using UAS are the problem.
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>>52560760
My feats are mostly dedicated to my Astral Construct power, but I've gotten powers that make me a bit more of a generalist of sorts. I mostly want to show off what a Psion can do, and perhaps show my GM that they aren't as OP as he thinks. The campaign is kind of simple. Everyone's coming on board a ship that's going to chart new lands for the Empire that hired us. Gonna be traveling by sea from island to island and eventually discover a continent.
>>52560763
I was considering it, but he's eager to see what fluff we can work in.
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>>52560763
Why would you do that?
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>>52562716
It's fairly easy to write your backstory as "I was a wizard's apprentice/went to magic school/was an arcane assassin for a minor noble" while still keeping the mechanics of being psionic. After all, most campaigns treat magic and psi as the same for transparency (Detect Psionics, Spell Resistance, etc), so this is just the natural evolution of it; "Oh, to the rest of the world I'm in the same group as wizards and sorcerers, I just have different stuff on my sheet mechanically."
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>>52562392
Here is an approximation of what Essa looks like.
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>>52561586
I used to make characters compatible with my wife all the time. Then she up and made her character start macking on one of our friend's characters in a game, and before I knew it they were fucking in my house on Valentine's Day while I was at work.
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>>52562779
I'm saying why not just play a wizard? What's wrong with just keeping yourself psychic.
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>>52562808
My condolences, anon.
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Where's Fire Emblem Anon? I want to hear more about his campaign!
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>>52562863
He's gone Jim.
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>>52562834
Because you might not necessarily like vancian magic, or being limited by your armor when casting.
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>>52561436
Pic?
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>>52562872
;_; he was too young. I wanted to be in a small army travelling across the lands to fight a evil empire controlled in secret by an evil advisor, who is actually being controlled by/just is an evil, dark dragon.
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>>52562861
Thank you. /pfg/ will help me get through this crisis!
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>>52562786
Jesus christ
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>>52562875
Then why not push for spheres?
Also
>what's wrong with keeping yourself a psychic.
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Do you plan out your level ups, /pfg/? If so, how far do you plan out? I typically plan out to about 10th with most characters at the start of the game.
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>>52562881
Before anyone says anything just know that to be fair, the piece I was looking at was much tinier than the full size version I'm posting here, so I didn't get to see as much of the face because of that. That aside, I stand by my statement.
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>>52562786
>130-135cm
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>>52562631

Dumb and impulsive, prone to following their base urges with the natural charm to achieve them.
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>>52562965
Izoze? Really?
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>>52562786

What about the rest of the meme girls, using Draph girls as examples!
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>>52562973
Wonderful! How does that interact with the Code of Conduct?
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>>52562965
>>52562979
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>>52562979
That's who you have to fight on the bridge anon, and that's the piece my DM pulled out.

I may also have an inherent weaness for anything element-related but don't tell anyone.
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>>52562990
ALL the meme girls or just more recent ones? How far back?

Do we have a complete list of memegirls?
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>>52562965

I don't judge.
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>>52563007
Inhuman girls can be cute. They just need to know how to use a little makeup.

Pic related.
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>>52563002

It means they break them all the damn time, but the person's just so lovable everyone can't help but perceive them as merely "bending" the rules, or skirting within the lines.
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>>52563016

Let's go with the famous ones.

Gloriana, Valeriya, Onryou and Doll.
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>>52563023
I want to cuddle that kobold!
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>>52563046
What about the spider? There's more than just four, surely.
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>>52563112

Smol Spooder doesn't have a chest!
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>>52563069
What about letting her take a nap curled up inside your pack while you're walking somewhere?
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New Blingmaker App.

https://app.roll20.net/forum/post/4831395/character-applications/?pageforid=4874674#post-4874674
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>>52563157
>her

Anon...
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>>52563020
You don't have to, I judge myself enough for the both of us.

>>52563157
That seems like a good way to melt my heart.
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>>52563301
I foresee this joke wearing thin before applications are even over.
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>>52563301
Literally who is that?
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>>52563301
So how many serious apps are there, actually?
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>>52563334
more than you'd think, but less than you'd hope.
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>>52563305
No trans-shaming!
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>>52563334

Half of them?

>>52563320

LiterallyWho is a good player!
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>>52562990
>28JJ

Never forget.
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Was browsing through some old notes and found this bit in my character's goals:
>Drink this entire keg of whiskey with the party's brawler
They had some interesting interactions over the course of the campaign (sadly it died before we finished the plot.)
my favorite moment was this:
We were in a destroyed town outside Absalom, hanging out in an abandoned inn while trying to figure out where all these damned drow are coming from
After we kill a few who come into the building in the middle of the night, GM tells us to roll Perception; we all pass, suddenly we realize the full grown drow we killed were actually teenaged half-elves who had been glamoured into Drow for some reason. Brawler starts freaking out (follower of Sarenrae, trying to repent for his time a an enforcer in a gang). Eventually, we're getting nowhere, so I offhandedly threaten to shoot the one kid we've got as a prisoner if he doesn't talk.
Brawler snaps out of his mini freak-out to slam my character into a wall and threaten him, my guy is just grinning like the jackass that he is because he did it to get the brawler focused because it's not our fault we murdered a half dozen teenagers who were stupid enough to sign up with a cult.

Lack of detail is because I have shit memory and it's been like 6 months since the campaign ended.
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>>52563301
As the player who submitted the app, I feel that for a game like Blingmaker, where Takarada is literally the image used when advertising for the game, not making your app just a little bit silly is almost a mistake. Plus, it's all in good fun.
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>>52563384

I like how she was desperate to fill out her chest to look like a woman, and winds up with HUGE tits.
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>>52563382
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>>52563423
I think you guys read in a bit too much with game titles and pictures. I'm not calling anyone out or you. I just think people shouldn't use that as an excuse to troll around so much :p
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>>52563531
Well, aside from the names and the image used, the app actually isn't that crazy. In fact, most of the 'joke character' apps for Blingmaker are perfectly usable characters who just have silly names or references in them.
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>>52563365
>trans kobold lives among humans
>because they can never tell kobold gender anyway, so they have to take her word for it

Actually kind of brilliant, in a dumb way.
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>>52563562

You can tell the Trans apart from the Cis by their draconic features!
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>>52563562
c l o a c a

I guess anything is possible with Melibruous Tincture.
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>>52563585
>Melibruous Tincture

What's that?
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Okay, I'm pretty damn sure at least some of LoBaF's players read these threads, so tell us: What kind of waifu/husbando would be ideal for your character? Caveat: can't be another PC.
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>>52563608
Potion of male to femboy.
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>>52563654
What's going on here, is someone trying to prep the next meme game in case RotJR dies?
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>>52563674
What would that even do to a kobold, or a gnoll, or whatever nonhuman-variant race?
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>>52563685
It does what it says it does. Although with the examples you mentioned, they become dangerously cheesy
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>>52563608
Crystal Frasier wrote alchemical mixtures that are worse at changing your sex than an Elixir of Sex Shifting, require regular dosing and more expensive in the long-term. Also one of the NPCs in Book 1 of Hell's Rebels actually gets withdrawal if he can't get his boi pills.

If you want to make being trans part of your character's lived experience instead of just having "oh I grew up as a different sex than I am" in your backstory.

Melibruous makes you soft and cute, Anderos makes you burly and bearded. Both take literal weeks and months to kick in.

They're only blogposts though, not official Paizo content.

People still threw a fit though, and it's pretty dumb, but maybe not enough dumb to demand that all trans people in the industry kill themselves.

http://amazonchique.tumblr.com/post/108981965752/pixiebutterandjelly-ayellowbirds
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>>52563706

Oh hush, they're hormones.

The male ones make you manly and virile and the womanly ones make you fertile, make your boobs bigger and improves sex drive.
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>>52563771
It's still dumb that the nobleman in HR Book 1 didn't instead take an Elixir of Sex Shifting! He's made himself sterile and dependent on imported medicine to function as the head of his household.

It is the filial duty of any son of good breeding to ensure the perpetuation of his line!

Freedom from breeding is for monks and 7th sons, not scions of a house.
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>>52563816
>It is the filial duty of any son of good breeding to ensure the perpetuation of his line!

That describes almost every male character currently in a pfg campaign!
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>>52563841
Kill yourself.
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>>52563845

No.
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>>52563841
I'm not convinced. Make me an autistic list detailing this.
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Y'know, reading the discussion thread for Blood in the Fangwood made me realize that /pfg/ is still saner than the roll20 randos. Some fuckers are fantasizing about necromancy in basically a good-aligned AP. Another is debating against alchemist because it didn't fit his weird fantasy. I pitied the DM.
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>>52563706
>>52563816

Social responsibilities aside, it seems a bit questionable to rely on addictive medication when a single-dose potion can save time, money, and trouble.
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>>52563877

Anon, that's why even with all the bullshit of /pfg/ I still consider you guys great gaming partners.

>>52563875

You need to whip it out, and j-j-JAM IT IN.
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>>52563654
Iolanthe might be interesting for a Beauty and the Beast sort of match-up, with the caveat that she'd be far from a passively romanced maiden.
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>>52563883
There would probably be a lot less adventures to be had if people acted sensibly.
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What classes do archery well in PoW? I'm trying to come up with a generic ELF SLUT ARCHER concept, but it sort of seems difficult to actually make elf good at being an archer. I mean they get +2 dex but that's really all they get. considering the con penalty sucks up a bunch of points no matter what, their stat bonuses really feel like a net zero.
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>>52563654
The biggest, most unwashed ogre you can find. And his pet dog.
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>>52563771
They're hormones in a world where better options exist.
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>>52563883
Maybe it was easier for him to spend more money spread over a long period. You know, easier to hide his slow change and easier for him to spend his personal allowances than to turn into a girl one day after taking a lot of money into town.
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>>52563910

Hawkguard Warder is perfect for an Elf, as they use Intelligence and Dexterity.
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>>52563910
I always found that the con penalty matters a little less to a archer, given the range. And as >>52563922 said Hawkguard Warder is great for elves.
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>>52563910
IIRC half-elves are actually better archers than normal elves.

>>52563918
It's easier to make the process long and drawn out as opposed to just ripping off the bandage in one fell swoop? Even if we take the worst possible scenario possible for people's responses the person can always just move somewhere else.
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>>52563918
He was actually born female. A cleric of Shelyn who experimented lots with changing presented genders convinced him to stop being a tomboy and become a cute beardy manlet instead.

>>52563841
When you become a man you take on the responsibilities of being a man. You have produce heirs, raise them to be fine young men and maintain the strategic network of holdings, trade relationships and political marriages that keep your family in power.

Manhood comes with privilege and power, but also the chains of the station you have aspired to as my son.

If you're just going to chew herbs and act like a eunuch, then you've wasted the body the gods gave you and my patients as a father.

Be a man, my son.
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>>52563883
Keep in mind that an elixir of sex shifting is 2,250 gp up front. Outside of the crazy adventurer economy, that's enough to buy like a 40-foot sailboat, 200 cows, or a full-size custom made mechanical orrery.

In contrast, those magic hormones are only a few gp per dose.
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>>52563965
>patients as a father

Fuck. Time to commit sudoku.
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>>52563965

>Ruining a perfectly good tomboy

wtf I hate Shelyn now
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What is your favorite form or example of Gap Moe, /pfg/? I want to hear what makes your heart go doki doki!
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>>52563922
>>52563935

Warder wears heavy armor though, or at least you're given a lot of mechanical incentive to do so. D12 HD definitely makes con feel less important.

>>52563959

Yeah, 1/2 mystic seems like they'd make a good archer, elemental flux gives a bit of that eldritch archer feeling.
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>>52563910
Any of the 6 will do. Harbinger gets screwed out of mosts of its feats and will have to grab two disciplines with actual ranged strikes (+RH/VM/SM for utility), but it handles the MADness well.
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>>52563967
>that cheap

So who wants to buy a bunch of girl powder and tamper with all the water sources in the Stolen Lands in Blingmaker?

I'm pretty sure geological engineering counts as a form of conspicuous wealth accumulation for the purposes of the template.
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>>52563986
>Warder wears heavy armor though

Nope, Hawkguard gets light and medium.
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What's the most true-neutral way to get someone lawful good to stop having a panic attack over accidentally doing something chaotic evil?
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>>52563965
>BARA META
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>>52563986
Trait into elemental flux, wear light armor as a hawkguard, not sure if ordained defender stacks with it, but it might be worth.
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>>52563981
You killing yourself would get me all hot and bothered.

Make my day, anon!
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>>52564004
A comforting hug and a shoulder to cry on, followed by passionate kissing, which may or may not evolve into foreplay and eventually insertion.
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>>52564012
No bully!
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>>52564004
Remind them about the big shiny gold tooth you just got.
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>>52563981
>What is your favorite form or example of Gap Moe, /pfg/?

When the tough, stoic badass becomes a huge adorable romantic when paired with their crush.

Not anime-tier even, just getting awfully intimate and open with them, ending with handholding or even kisses!
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>>52563654
Gamze just wants a cute first romance with someone her age who isn't gross or pervy, before she becomes old and marriageable.
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>>52563981

Tough, ball-breaking women who melt and become helpless at the slightest trigger.
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>>52563883
>>52563967
FAR more importantly in the heads of certain writers, there's *no* point if there's no 'struggle'. Anyone not suffering from 'the struggle' is 'privileged', or, they might even imply, "not a real trans".

This is how we've ended up with retardedly contradictory bits of narrative, such as extreme misogyny against a character in a land that does no such thing, and so on.
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So, I'm thinking about maybe playing a Tengu in an upcoming campaign and I had a couple questions about some of their alternate racial traits.

Is claw attack worth it? Are there any feats I could take down the line to improve it at all?

Exotic weapon training seems really strong, but maybe I'm misunderstanding. What kind of weapon proficiency would I want to look for as an alchemist or a druid?

How is glide? It seems like it has a lot of practical value over gifted linguist.

Thanks in advance my dudes.
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>>52563981
Proper woman is actually a repressed freak
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>>52563981
Gap moe is shit
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>>52563981
Honestly, I like to *be* the gap moe better than I like to have gap moe. You can keep your tsunderes and secret subs, I want someone who's going to be badass in and out of the bedroom, not just turn into a stuttering anime girl the second I so much as touch her thigh.
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>>52564076

t. Onryou
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>>52563981
note what's said about her, and what the boyfriend's thinking in response.
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>>52564046
What about that good guy you met who's even close to your height, what was his name again? oh right, it was _Essa_.
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>I'm a Brutal Slayer with a Falchion and a focus on Primal Fury
>Decide to activate Brutal Strikes for shits and giggles
>Roll
>MyCritThreatRangeIs18-20/x2.png
>Roll an 18
>Oh shit
>Roll again to confirm
>ItConfirms.Png
>mfw
>Roll for damage
>mfw 22 STR 2handing a falchion, Stance of Aggression and Devastating Rush
>2d4+3d6+11 damage (there was also an inspire courage up)
>Roll a 34
>It's doubled into 68
>Mfw We're Just a Bunch of Level 3s
>DM decides to take the wheel
>MFW
>"Your blade gleams in the sun. The swing is so fast and so brutal that a gust of wind kicks up. You bifurcate the man, sending his top half flying over the nearby wall."
>First crit of the game

This is gonna be GOOD
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>>52564076
That's basically my hidden character concept in Blingmaker.
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>>52564080
I was worried I was the only one here who didn't like it.
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>>52563981
The easygoing, selfish, kind of slutty barbarian toughgirl who doesn't give a shit about anyone besides herself.

Who makes an effort to clean up, refine her speech and dress nice when she meets her city-born noble fiancee's parent for the first time.
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>>52564130
pssst anon the 3d6 damage from your stance and maneuvers isn't multiplied on crit

you definitely overkilled them anyway though
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>>52564138
"oh gosh the character randomly acting completely out of character is cute"

No its not its shit writing, its like forcing the tsundere into everything
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>>52564138
I just like moe all the time honestly.
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Hey guys, what do you think Essa's kinks are?
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>>52564072
You can do a natural attack alchemist (beastmorph+vivisectionist). Stack tons of sneak dice on your natural attack and get pounce.
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>>52564072
If you're playing a Druid having the Claw attack could potentially be really good if you take Weapon Focus into it, as that will translate not only into the ones you have on you now but also the claw attacks you get when you transform.

As for the Exotic Weapon Proficiency, unfortunately for those particular classes you've brought up it's going to be almost useless, as Druids past level 4 are going to do almost everything Wildshaped and Alchemists are like Monks in that they come with their own weapons built into the class.
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>>52564161
>>52564138
>>52564080
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>>52564161
that's why you don't do it in a shit way
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>>52564182
But its always shit

Gap moe by its definition is shit
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>>52564166
Tragedy and despair
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>>52564160
>The 3d6 isn't multiplied on a crit

What the fuck what stupid rule is that. Where IS that rule? I need to know- if I'm gonna be a critfisher (as Brutal Slayer encourages) then what's the point of critfishing if I don't get extra damage.
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>>52563877
>debating against ALCHEMIST
>of all clases

What the FUCK. Now I'm just straight up tempted to toss one in just to make that guy even more uncomfortable if that's all it takes.
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>>52564091

Literally Valeriya, anon.

So repressed she made a freak alter ego to let out her pent-up murderboner.
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>>52564166
mindbreak and anal
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>>52564208
Until he can provide a relevant passage correcting your error, just ignore that anon.
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>>52564197
I don't think it has to be shit writing/out of character. Maybe they are putting up a front because of their circumstances, but really aren't like that in private. Or have you never met someone who's been a waiter and is more polite on the clock?
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>>52564219
There are already 2 alchemists. That's why he brought it up. Probably desperate to eliminate competition.
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>>52564208
You multiply the flat damage and get to feel cool, which are the biggest things. Strikes, Stances, and Boosts that add damage dice are all bonus damage that don't get multiplied.
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>>52564240
Look, i'm just saying its ALWAYS "oh they're stoic but then they see something and oh my god moe girl"

Its boring.
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>>52564249
Dagnabbit

At least I can feel cool.
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>>52564249
That passage seems to only apply to Strikes.
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>>52564166
Crossdressing, sissification, femdom, smalldom/bigsub, facesitting, forced clotheswearing, bondage under clothes, pet play, flogging/spanking.
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>>52564235
>When making a strike, you use your base attack bonus, all attack and damage modifiers, weapon damage, and so forth, as normal. You can make a critical hit with a strike, but you do not multiply extra damage from a strike when calculating the critical hit damage. It is treated just as extra damage from another special ability would be (like deadly strike damage or damage from a flaming weapon).
This includes stances.
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>>52564173
Do you think weapon focus for claw attack would be worth it? I remember reading that Tengu druids were more about spellcasting than anything else.
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>>52564279
Did DHB confirm?
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>>52564275
Stances and Boosts are still bonus damage, which like strikes don't get multiplied on a crit unless specifically stated otherwise.
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>>52564072.
>Is claw attack worth it?

Well, claws are only really useful if (a) you're going to use no weapons, (b) you're going to use a single weapon (since that still lets you use one claw attack with the other hand). (Case b is more important if it's a one-handed reach weapon, since that means you can use your claw attack with the other hand to threaten adjacent squares as well as your reach weapon's threat radius.) If you have both hands occupied most of the time, then you're getting no use out of the claws.

Keep in mind too that swordtrained basically gives you free proficiency in every sword, including exotic swords, already. The meme sword is the Falcata, because 19-20/x3 crit range is supposed to give you the most damage in the long run, but that also gives you access to the Elven Curve Blade, which is 18-20/x2 crit range (pretty great) and can be used with Weapon Finesse. If you can use third-party material, that means you can take the Deadly Agility feat and base all your attack and damage rolls on Dexterity instead of Strength, while still getting full benefits from two-handed weapon usage and (as long as you have at least Str 13) Power Attack.

>Are there any feats I could take down the line to improve it at all?

None that would really be worth taking compared to other combat feats like Power Attack, Weapon Finesse, Deadly Agility, Cornugon Smash, etc.
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>>52564261
As opposed to...

>Oh they're stoic but then they see something and they... stay stoic

?
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>>52564261
I mean, yandere is technically gap moe, but in the other direction. Or girls that are cutesy in public but are sadistic/bitchy in private. We just don't like those as much.
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>>52564297
No, the default assumption is that damage is multiplied on a crit. You need a specific rule that states otherwise.
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>>52564288
Druids in general, from what I've seen, are essentially combat casters with ability-based utility to go along with it. They also don't have very many feats that help those latter two parts outside of a couple of contenders that pretty much every druid ever will take, so IMO if you can find the room for it I say take it.
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>>52564303
The problem is that every "gap moe" character is always the same. No matter what the character's personality is, "gap moe" get thrown on and then suddenly they start acting like a whinging, simpering, stuttering stereotype.

The idea behind gap moe is the same as the one behind NTR: "It doesn't matter what the character is like, or how they think, at the end of the day they're all just women and they think and act the same way."
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>>52564336
NTR is a cuck fetish though.
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>>52564300
>>52564072
>Exotic weapon training seems really strong, but maybe I'm misunderstanding. What kind of weapon proficiency would I want to look for as an alchemist or a druid?

For both of those classes, the specific weapon you use doesn't really matter. As an alchemist, most of your damage will come from bombs, and as a druid, most of your damage will come from your animal companion, spells, and wild shape (and in animal forms you can't use weapons anyway). This changes a bit if you use the vivisectionist alchemist archetype, which swaps bombs for sneak attack, at which point you'll probably want to focus on Dex using a weapon like the elven curve blade, already mentioned.

But keep in mind that if you're a tengu and keep the swordtrained ability, you don't need to take Exotic Weapon Proficiency - just stick to swords and you can use ALL swords proficiently for free.

>How is glide? It seems like it has a lot of practical value over gifted linguist.

I'd say it's definitely way more valuable, especially at low levels when it means you're basically immune to damage from most pit/falling traps. Linguistics is almost always irrelevant unless the DM makes Linguistics-based puzzles a centerpiece of the campaign, and most parties will know at least a half dozen or dozen languages between them just from bonus languages.
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>>52564336
>The idea behind gap moe is the same as the one behind NTR: "It doesn't matter what the character is like, or how they think, at the end of the day they're all just women and they think and act the same way."
Not just women, nobody can beat the cock.
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>>52564281
>strikes

But a stance isn't a strike.
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>Scaleheart barbarian, part of a caravan traveling to through the jungle to a remote settlement
>Get stopped along the way by Rangers (a peacekeeping faction in the area, basically a bunch of dicks)
>The leader executes a child from a local tribe as we're approaching the patrol
>C/N leaning towards C/G, has his own son about the same age
>Immediately croc-out, rage and go after the bitch
first swing; nat 20, max damage, nat 20 to confirm, DM was doing an extra 1X weapon damage if you nat 20 on the confirm for some reason
"GO TO HELL YOU CHILD MURDERING CUNT"
>overhead swing with a greatsword hard enough to nearly cut her in half, second swing (from the confirm) goes the rest of the way through. her soldiers shit themselves in terror

That was a good day. Also the last session because DM had to go to college.
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>>52563334
I think I've got a good grasp on this actually, since I've been scoping out the competition and most of them seem like real characters. There's 22-now-23 apps, and some of them are quite meme or have some humorous intentions shoved into them unfortunately a lot of them are good character despite that. I think you could carve two or maybe even three interesting parties out of the lot of them.

>Milre, Kyras, Franze, Gregory
TEAM LAWFUL TENSION

>Azuk, Seska, Anna, Harland
TEAM CIVILIZE THE SAVAGES

>Antoinette, Tanith, Yoko, Stanislaw
TEAM ETHICALLY UNFETTERED

>>52563423
>>52563555
I applied too and yeah, that's the impression I get too. A lot of the apps aren't too serious and some are outright jokes like DHB's but most of the jokey apps are still built around a real character. Honestly, I think DHB's character pushes the envelope more than the latest app but I'm not even convinced it goes too far either. Basically, it's fine for your character to be based on a joke when they're still a REAL character. Besides, the DM has been describing the tone as sort of in the middle of silly and serious?

>>52564004
Remind them that all things balance out, and that they need to restrain themselves from any immediate and rash actions. Encourage them to think about what they should do and how it will affect the world. Then the LG person arrests or punishes the other person as appropriate, and balance in the world is maintained by the LG reaction to a CE action.
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>>52564004
Slap them while shouting "GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF, MAN!"

Then shrug and say "even the gods have accidents."
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>>52564374
Additional damage dice aren't multiplied on crits unless specifically noted to.
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>>52564374
but steel is heavier than feathers.
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>>52564418

They're both a kilogram!
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>>52564329
>Exception: Extra damage dice over and above a weapon’s normal damage are never multiplied.

Literally
From
The
Core
Rule
Book
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>>52562366
Lemme guess. RL or voice-chat? Where it's totally okay for one or two people to just go on and on and on about nothing related, but others typing something in OOC once in a while gets frowned upon because goddamnit pay attention to the game for once?
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>>52564446
>Exception:
Oh
so
like
I
said.
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>>52564464
>quote specific rule that has been in place since the beginning of the system
>B-B-B-BUT I WAS RIGHT THE WHOLE TIME!
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>>52564445
but look at the size of the feathers, that's cheating.
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>>52564401
>actually putting in Nugget Man
y tho?
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>>52564401
>Not Amanhe, Anna, Kyras, Sigmund
>Not TEAM LADIES, KNIGHTS, AND BLING
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>>52564353
You're not wrong, but NTR, cucking, and gap moe all rely on the same thing: humiliation of the girl.

The root idea is that "it doesn't matter who she is or what, she's a female and a dirty whore at a genetic level", so these fetishes revolve around making the girl "admit" it or otherwise show some moment of "weakness".

For western minds, the best way to exploit this is "black dude." For the Japanese, it's "fat old man" (or just another black dude). Gap moe is only different in that it's SFW, but the idea is still the same--the girl is made to show a moment of weakness and emotional immaturity.
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Anybody got a tileset for someone looking to build a camp in Roll20? The search system they have in their program is balls, I'm pretty sure on purpose so you'll break down and buy their garbage.
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>>52564362
Bummer. I was hoping to avoid swords since I almost always play characters with swords, but it seems like there's no real point in doing anything else if I want to play a Tengu.
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>>52564485
>this is how it works
>not unless you have a rule that says that
>here is a rule that says that
>okay
>HA YOU'RE A FAGGOT YOU WERE WRONG!
Anon. My statement was that unless you have a rule that gives an exception, the extra damage is multiplied. I never said that extra damage is always multiplied.
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>>52564496
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>>52564537
Dear christ what the fuck is this?
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>>52564570
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY! ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... ERROR! True Daddies are irreplaceable I could never delete you Daddy! Send this to ten other Daddies who give you cummies Or never get called squishy again If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 3 back: you're squishy 5 back: you're daddy's kitten 10+ back: Daddy
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>>52564578
emojis don't work on 4chan you fucking newfag
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>>52564511
Sadly, most of the good Weapon Finesse weapons - rapier, Aldori dueling sword, estoc, elven curve blade, etc- are swords. If you're willing to lose out on the extra damage from crit range, there's also the bladed scarf or the spiked chain, and if you're willing to spend a bunch of feats (Whip Mastery and the stuff that follows it), there's the whip.

Of course, you could always focus on Strength instead and pick non-finesse weapons, but that means you're losing out on some of the benefit of the Tengu having +2 Dex right off the bat.
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>>52564511
You can always go for the Bladed Brush way! You just have to worship Sheyln!
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>>52564508
I think you're thinking of all forms of moe when you say gap moe. It's all just about selling otaku the faintest hope that someday a girl will let them fuck her.
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>>52564527
The point is mainly "it's right there with the rules for critical hits, how did you miss this" and "I'm being a pedant to fill the void of my existence".
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>>52564401
This is heartening as the player of one of the characters you mentioned. Thank you, Anon.
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>>52564631
Gap Moe says ANY WOMAN is secretly a cutesy fuckdoll who wants nothing but daddies cummies though, you just have to bring it out of her.
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>>52564631
I really want to meet a cute girl that respects and appreciates me. I'm just not sure where to start. Got any good tips, /pfg/?
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>>52564647

>tfw I wasn't listed
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Speaking of Blingmaker, why did DHB have to make such a fucking unattractive character after two attractive ones? The fuck is he doing?
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>>52564660
try not being a piece of shit
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>>52564670
Making the Colonel, you absolute plebian
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>>52564401
Glad to see my character mentioned. Thanks, anon.
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>>52564001
This is my kind of idea.

I'm not in Blingmaker though...
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>>52564401
>Milre, Kyras, Franze, Gregory
TEAM LAWFUL TENSION

Eeets pahfecto.
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>>52564700
>Kyras

You mean Rory 2.0?
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>>52564673
I'm doing okay with that. All my coworkers like me, clients tend to like me, my family and friends like me.

/pfg/ even memed one of my projects a little bit. I feel alright in the Not-a-piece-of-shit department.
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>>52564401
>>52564647
Yeah same here, thanks for the mention Anon. The teams you mentioned do look interesting. Also I appreciate the fact you did your due diligence and scoped out the apps.
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>>52564401

YOU DIDN'T MENTION MEEEEEEE
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>>52564697
Well what are you waiting for?

Put chemicals in the water and turn all the slavs into gay girls.
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>>52564735
you baka, girls can't be gay
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>>52564735
Hm... well, I might do this, but in a different game.

In fact, I'm gonna see about collecting as many doses of girl powder as I can for the gestalted RoW campaign a friend is gonna run and dump it all into the water supplies of the Russian soldiers/cities.

Thanks for the idea though, anon. This is gonna be so much fun!
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>>52564735

Clearly, the surgery went well.

Seems she gets cold easily, though.
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>>52564780
W-well anon.

That game have room?
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>>52564667
>>52564724
It's nothing against any of the other apps! I just threw together three teams quickly to prove a point. I would do more because putting them together and giving them a neat name is fun, but I have a rapidly-growing headache and need to sleep soon anyway.

>>52564713
You're welcome. I wish everybody could get in but unfortunately that can't happen without the DM running a million games. But there are lots of characters I'd like to see played, and especially played together. DESU I suspect scheduling is going to play a large role in deciding things since the DM updated his own availability a couple days ago on the LFG.
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>>52564800
I'd say probably not, GM wanted 4 players and we had session 0 last Saturday.

I hope you find a game to exploit the girl powder in soon, though!
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>>52564785

Or maybe she has very puffy nipples.
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RELEASE THE LOGS
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>>52564827
Post greentexts!
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>>52564808
Yeah, best of luck to whoever gets in. You sound like you'd do a decent job reviewing stuff. Not asking you to, but I am interested to know what characters you like the most, and maybe reasons why they work out together :D
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>>52564846
>but I am interested to know what characters you like the most, and maybe reasons why they work out together :D

This! This!
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>>52564626
Would that be worth it? I mean, is it fun?

I'm not sure that would be all too great as a druid or an alchemist, which were the two classes I was looking at.
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>>52564888
You'd be reach
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Friends, let's consider this.

Gamze develops a crush on Essa because they're near the same age, Essa is nice, they both have rabbits, and they're actually near the same height. Essa doesn't realize.

Post Gamze's face when she realizes Essa has been a girl the whole time
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>>52564845
At risk of throwing it onto the pile of meme games, sure?

>Lazus, a half-giant UMonk//Brutal Slayer
>Zaki, a half-orc fluffed as full orc Stalker//Vigilante Stalker
>Vahlgred, an actual half-orc ZS//Tactician
>Nev, a tiefling Medic//PsyArm

Nev's full name is a goddamn lame joke and I can't believe nobody in the group has said anything yet: Nev Erdie. Pic related is mfw it's three days to gametime and there's still nothing said.
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>>52564401
You know, I honestly agree with some of the points about joke apps. Some of the characters seem absolutely shoehorned into the setting, but then we have characters like DHB's, that reverse trap loli, the muscle wolfgirl and so many more that i honestly can't tell if they are serious or not. On one point they have sincere effort put into them but on the other like what the fuck?
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>>52564946
Wasn't there a size chart posted for this?
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>>52564990
>.>

M-maybe...
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>>52564977
i kind of liked marceline though. does that make me a pedophile?
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>>52564990
>>52565019
We're not short, he's just fuckin seven feet eight inches
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>>52564946
Bro I play a necromancer with a name that's an anagram of "Death murder" with a skeletal brother that's an anagram for "Kill Murder" and neither of these were noticed by my party until I mentioned it myself, sometimes you've just gotta tell them the joke yourself.
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>>52565019
>>52565032
Kinky. Hypothetically, what would the most optimal positions be for them in bed?
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>>52565034
One of the characters in my Kingmaker game is "Ayla Mao"
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>>52565034
Haha, nah I'd rather just state it outright in-game and see if anyone picks up on it. If they don't, well, sucks for them.
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>>52565051
Probably? Nev takes up the whole mattress and the other three sleep in the barn.

She's just not that kind of girl, anon.
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>>52565052
Aberrant-bloodline Bloodrager from Tian Xia?
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>>52564915
Pic related, obviously.
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>>52565079
>mfw
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>>52564915
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>>52565075
Don't you worry, little anon

That's not gonna stay that way for long

>:D
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>>52565075
>>52565098
Better get the powder ready.
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>>52565106
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>>52565098

>Vilderavn making other girls impure, so she can stay pure
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>>52565021

Marceline is 16 years old, by the standards of the day she's totally up for grabs and stabs.
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>>52565119
>that's not the vilderavn!
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>>52565140

You mean, that bird's just your common asshole?

What a jerk!
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>>52565160
It might be Rory in disguise, anon. Be careful!
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Dragons 2 just finished for the night. The bad guys got their shit kicked in. More to come.
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>>52564990
Bonus funnypoints: Due to racial starting ages, the shortest member is also the oldest, in terms of years.

Not by much, though. Lazus is an old motherfucker.
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>>52565166
Did someone commission a PC or something?
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>>52565119

Valeriya is literally the least pure girl in the party, possibly even in the FotJR group (yes, even compared to Saboten.) She's a Shalelu-tier spiteful monster and that's not even her final form!
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>>52565187
No. But the wells of fitting art fit.
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>>52565187
Nah, it's just a random picture from the internet
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>All these Diplomats and Treasurers for Blingmaker
>Only two Wis-focused characters able to become High Priest

Untapped angle of an app! We can't let Tanith and Andrik have a monopoly on godliness!
>>
Are there any mid-level constructs that I can just get the stats of that fly? I'd rather not have to go through the trouble of making one from scratch...
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>>52565243
I should make a gluttonous Urgathoan obsessed with making elven flank steak the national dish!
>>
Is the False Attacker rogue talent worth taking? It seems like it'd making sniping from stealth much easier, since for each successful Bluff roll you don't need to take an action to re-hide.
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>>52565251

Oh god, there's a robot from Numeria that's this... Uhh, I want to say the Myrmidon?
>>
Let's build a Golarion Soundtrack, /pfg/!
I'll start us off with the Sandpoint Theme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlNssDggI2A
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>>52565243
What about a Wis-focused kobold snare setter rogue who would be hilariously inappropriate to become a high priest?
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>>52565257

Even better, a fast food mogul dedicated to the cultivation and consumption of Ghoran, the only race so delicious they have a Delicious trait.
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>>52565286

It does, but Expert Sniper is probably more useful?
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>>52565292
Isn't the Myrmidon an archetype of the Fighter?
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>>52565243

I want to corrupt Andrik and make him stray from the path of a true knight.
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>>52565257
My elven necromancer takes offense to this. She is not a piece of meat anon...!
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>>52565295

I feel like this would work for... idunno. It feels appropriate for a place around the Worldwound, maybe areas that are under Cheliax but don't like the devils and stuff?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGIx9uoJh9M
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>>52565335

It's both!

http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/constructs/robot/robot-myrmidon/
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>>52565348

And yet she treats everyone else like meat to be chewed and used!
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>>52565349
Oh, the Worldwound's theme is obvious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q657rEkgfKs
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>>52565333
Well, the main thing is that with Expert Sniper and other stuff is pretty easy to get down to a -0 penalty to Stealth when sniping, but you're still burning a move action every round on it. False Attacker, if I'm reading it right, doesn't take an action at all.
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>>52565379
Not true, she treats people very nicely. Especially her undead minions, they have free dental and health insurance.
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>>52565385
>I can't unhear a Chelish accent sounding like this now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRIAw6LkqlE
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>>52565358
If Breath of the Wild didn't come out literally just a little bit ago I would have said that this was a direct callout to that game, what to heck? Regardless, this is perfect for what I was looking for, thanks.

Anything else in this vein that would seem particularly Breath of the Wild-ey if my PCs saw them hacked to bits on a battlefield?
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>>52565440

On that same website, look up the Annihilator Robot.
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>>52565385
Here I was all ready to be disappointed.

And you failed to disappoint me.
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>>52565467
Somebody should have made Doomguy for Wrath of the Raunchy. I mean he wouldn't have gotten in, but it would have been funny nonetheless.
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>>52565451
Hahahahaha oh my god this is insane. Also I like how the Annihilator simultaneously has Resist Electricity 30 and Vulnerability to Electricity at the same time. Like, I get what they were going for there, but it's just amusing to me nonetheless.
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>>52565480
SAVAGE TECHNOLOGIST SAVAGE TECHNOLOGIST
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>>52565480
Woulda restarted the arguments on what class he should've been too.

I gotta get back onto that homebrew archetype for 'rage powers but no Rage, since you're always angry'
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>>52565488
Actually those things make sense when you consider HOW things like electronics and vehicles work.

On the outside, you've got that faraday effect, armor, layers of shielding, and so on. The average lightning strike will just follow the path of least resistance from the top of that tank into the ground.

But, if you DO get inside? If something goes past the sturdy shell and outer layers, into the tasty PCB innards?

That is when shit fries, and fries but good.
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>>52565526
The answer is Savage Technologist and anyone that thinks otherwise is wrong
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>>52565508
Possibly...what else, then?
>Holy shotgun
>Powered armor
>Unarmed strike damage as a monk while in rage
>If it's 2016 Doomguy, some kind of 3+Cha/day rune usage
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New Thread:

>>52565554
>>52565554
>>52565554
>>52565554
>>52565554
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>>52565559
Ahh, another weebo thread for me to report.
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>>52565544
See that's the thing. That doesn't work.

He doesnt get better at shooting when he's uberpissed, he just STOPS shooting entirely and pulls your head off.
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>>52565570
but he's always angry
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>>52565550
>Built as a switch-hitter with a chainsaw for melee combat
I'd say that the berserker pack should be less just having monk damage and more like some kind of save-or-die effect on a successful unarmed strike.

If we're going off the new game, then make it something that he has to stun/stagger enemies to pull off first.
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>>52565569
Oh fuck off with that. You're not helping.
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>>52565577
Yes but it's a constant, level, cold sort of fury. Unless you bring berserker packs into it, but those are external influences, not something inherent.

I mean he can use them BETTER, and without suffering crippling brain damage, but it's still not inherent.
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>>52565608
>reporting bad posts isn't helping
I wonder if you realize how ridiculous you sound.
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>>52565604
I did some thinking on that, and came to...

When you reduce someone to 0hp or less with unarmed, you tear them into pieces and kill them instantly, shit like regen be damned.

Then maybe some stuff that lets you dazzling display when you do it, or get temp/actual hp from doing it.
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>>52565667
I think we might have a custom Bloodrager/Barbarian archetype on our hands.

Maybe some kind of Paladin-esque Barbarian archetype with a couple attendant feat chains?
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>>52565706
Well I was thinking Fighter, but that's just because I had a general sort of power armor fighter archetype also in mind. Independant of that though, an all-day barbarian of some sort would do, yeah.
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>>52565243
Nearly made a CHA based character, but I work during the weekdays, and I doubt Sunday will work out for everyone else.
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