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>>52269650
nah

It's a rare thing when I don't DEUS VULT.

>>52269650
Says who?

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>>52269650
Links or it didn't happen. I'm excited for SoM, but until that shit is released to the public posts like this are just bluster and bullshit.

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Did Hell's Rebels explode in bamboozle?

>>52269523
Hasn't it only been a few days? I'm getting there, don't worry. I'll try to submit the app tonight.

>>52269805
no, people are just getting autistic and paranoid because they (somewhat rightfully) don't want to play with 2hu

>>52269850
>somewhat rightfully
>somewhat

>>52269805
It's not THAT bad. We'll see what the GMs says about scheduling in the next few days.
Though I really hope it works out

What has been your greatest in-character bamboozle, anons?

>>52269850
I am entirely against this. Running two biweekly games will not actually reduce your workload (since you will still be running Hell's Rebels once a week) and will reduce the individual quality of each game (because your focus is split, the players' overall investment and attention span is lowered, and the group does not have as clear a picture of what happened in the last session).

If your reasoning for reducing the game's frequency to once every other week had something to do with an extremely tight schedule from day to day with minimal time to dedicate to tabletop gaming, I suppose I could understand such a thing. "I cannot decide which players to choose, so I will " however, is flimsy rationale that makes you sound weak, indecisive, and more concerned with trying to please everyone because you cannot bear the thought of turning people down.

Also, bear in mind that a campaign that takes place every other week game actually makes scheduling more inconvenient for some people, myself included. If I, for example, devote every other Thursday to this game, then unless I just so happen to find an every-other-week Thursday game that slots in perfectly (unlikely), every other Thursday of mine will be spent doing something other than actually playing.

As well, you had explicitly stated in the original listing that the game would run once every week, possibly once every other week due to your own scheduling concerns. If you run two games every other week, then there is the distinct possibility that you might have to cancel one group's game in a given week, which means that that group now has a four week gap between sessions.

What did he mean by this?

>>52269850
Absolutely rightfully. The guy's an ass, and really, kind of a bully in an overly-formal, passive-aggressive way.

>>52269853
>>52269867
I'M TRYING TO BE DIPLOMATIC HERE

>>52269862
my existence ahahha get it cause i'm worthless and fake like a bamboozle.

oh wait you're talking

oh.

>>52269865
Did 2hu actually say this?

If he did, I mean, damn, dude.

>>52269887
he did, and he's not even wrong

He's just str8 autistic as fuck

>>52269865
>>52269887
Well, I mean...he's not exactly wrong.

>>52269865
>>52269892
Chances are it's also going to mean that inevitably he develops a 'favorite' group, which he will devote extra time and effort to. Maybe this will arise because some of the characters or avenue ideas they come up with appeal. Maybe it's because one group will be faster, meaning he has more experience running the second group and so can do it better, leading to a better experience.

>>52269897
See also: RotJR
Though really, I'd say that's probably more /pfg/ being paranoid than the GM, because you'd have to be a complete idiot to knowingly set a hard expiration date on your reputation by doing what you're describing deliberately.

i mean, don't we already have that kind of with Dragons2 and dragons

There's the main party that plays weekly and then there's the other group that plays biweekly

though i think they have completely diff plots

>>52269887
You're literally responding to him. Not only did he say that, he typed up that post.

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>>52269877
It'll be okay anon

>>52269831
The entire posting is barely a week old. You need to get in before all the favorites pile up

Is there a good way to DM two separate parties on opposite ends of a central conflict? I kinda wanna have a war of the roses type thing and have stories from both sides of the war.

>>52269963
Not really. PCs being PCs, there's going to come a point--and likely fairly soon--where one side just wipes out the other through some underhanded fuckery, unless you as the GM simply hand-wave it away.

>>52269943
Sorry for the delay, Anon. I'm just insecure about my system mastery.

>>52270016
That's alright.

>>52269963
Make sure the people on both sides are just that, people. Some sympathetic, some bastards, and both under leadership that ultimately only cares to resolve the conflict in a way that best benefits said leadership.

>>52270038
And some who are boring?

>>52269627
>op is a meme and a little animu grill
>at the same time
You guys are going this on purpose aren't you.

Someone link me all the /pfg/ games

>>52270192
Our OPs are made exclusively by the most degenerate people in /pfg/

>>52270174
Sure, you always need bland NPCs somewhere.

Honestly, watch the various Gundam series for ideas of how to make both sides right and wrong at the same time, where you sympathize with most of the cast and wish they weren't forced into killing each other if only they could try some diplomacy.

>>52270192
>little anime girl
>clearly defined and fairly large breasts
It's a shit image but come on son. Don't be like that retard that called Dragon's Crown Sorceress a lolicon fantasy.

>>52270194
I will attempt to do my best
https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/71590/puella-librum-daemonium
https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/67969/the-celestial-tournament
https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/71538/hells-rebels-literally-cant-even-edition
https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/70552/shardwalkers
https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/72295/wild-weird-west

>>52270220
https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/71197/spheres-of-might-unofficial-playtest-the-harrowing-modified
https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/67687/the-sultanas-hot-slave-harem
https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/70727/romance-of-the-righteous-kingdoms

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>>52270024
I THINK I'm done with the history, personality, and most of the build, though. I need to iron out the rest of the superficial details, and then I should be in business.

>>52270256
https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/67321/legacy-of-blood-and-flame

>>52269862

I tricked my character's husband into thinking our first son was his, when in fact it was his father's.

>>52270258
why bother you're just a meme and rapebait

fucking degenerate.

>>52270263
https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/71521/the-great-bamboozling

>>52270269

Amalthea was a meme and fuckbait!

>>52270282
yeah and she's a garbage character

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>>52269805
No bamboozles here, anyone who says otherwise is talking mad shit.

>>52269850
If it's a deal breaker, bear in mind he's not going to be in the bi-weekly game. If it's still a deal breaker then I guess that's a shame, he certainly does rub some people the wrong way and I understand that.

>>52269865
Seems pretty clear what he meant by this, he's nothing if not explicit with his intentions.

>>52269860
I greatly appreciate your concern, you're a cool guy mysterious internet stranger. For anyone who is unclear on the situation or who hasn't checked the thread, I am going to be running two games. Group A will run weekly, Group B will run bi-weekly with the chance of potentially running in contiguous weeks when I feel up to it.

>>52270220
Do we have a complete list of all the games so far since Rotjr hype in late November?
I want a full list of which ones survived and which ones failed.

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>>52270337
>bear in mind he's not going to be in the bi-weekly game
But isn't that worse?

>>52270337
its a little strange that 2hu gets to be in your game without an application presented to the community at large, it could be seen as a bit of deception to people who have a rightful antipathy to him because of how grating he is that they now are in a group with him and they didn't even know he was playing.

Just. Just saying.

>>52270358
>its a little strange that 2hu gets to be in your game without an application presented to the community at large
Why is it? Getting into these fucking games isn't a fucking democratic process. If the GM wants someone in, they're in. It doesn't matter if they participated in the fucked up dog and pony show you fuckers stir up in these threads whenever a game gets posted.

>>52270358
IMO 2hu should be given no platform.

>>52270376
Because people have damn good reasons for not wanting to play with 2hu, and not being upfront about the fact that 2hu is in a given game is a recipe for disaster

>>52270337
Have you gone through the tail end of the last thread? There's still opposition to you running two games AT ALL.

>>52270386
fuck that, thats stupid. Let him apply and shit and make a fool of himself.

But there's a reason people don't want to play with him.

>>52270387
Give 3 without resorting to "muh optimization" memery.

>>52270410
1. He can't shut the fuck up about other people's builds and constantly criticizes.
2. His interpretation of rules is so insanely RAW that its liable to drive the average person insane
3. He uses this insanely RAW perspective to try and break the game open on a regular basis.

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>>52270418
>without resorting to "muh optimization" memery

What's the difference between selling a crafted item and an identical item you found in a temple or whatever?

>>52270410
2hu gets into fights with DMs because NPCs don't act the way 2hu would have them act.
2hu will go silent to look through chatlogs for contradictions in what people say.
2hu is at best abrasive OOC, which makes any contact out of game frustrating.
2hu hates Pathfinder and does not understand the idea of cooperating with a party.

>>52270429
None. You sell them both at 1/4 market value, at least in my games. Merchants are supposed to buy at he lowest possible value and sell at the highest value.

>>52270426
I don't even know what 'muh optimization' memery is, so I assumed it was 'because he cannot control his optimization autism'

I did not make that argument, the RAW shit doesn't always relate to optimization, it just fucks with shit constantly.

CONSTANTLY

He also monopolizes the GM super hard with his endless autistic questions if you want another, and requires the game to be held under constraints such that the average person cannot fucking move. He will bitch out the DM for selecting a part of people that have varying powerlevels and 'tier' status

Plus all this shit

>>52270437


Its too fucking autistic. I have no desire to play with 2hu.

>>52270437
You seem salty. Want to talk about it?

>>52270426
Do you want to fudge something or bend the rules for a bit of coolness and fun?

Too bad, 2hu will autistically bitch you out about it until you bend the knee to his mega-RAW interpretation.

>>52270453
>name three reasons why 2hu is shit
>here they are
>y-you're just salty!
Whatever man. You wanna play with 2hu you don't have to justify yourself to me, but that's not what I'm looking for.

>>52270266
>Cuck enabler

That's a classic bamboozle

>>52270358
If people feel that way, all I can do is apologise for any hard feelings and let people know that it wasn't my intention to deceive anyone. I've talking to Touhou, discussed his character concept at length and I quite like it, given that and his assistance he will probably be getting a slot. It's as simple as that.
>>52270351
You're going to have to explain this.
>>52270418
Most of these are concerns for the GM not the player, and I take absolutely zero issue with making rules on abilities that are exploitative on a RAW basis. Notice the extensive list of house-rules.
>>52270390
I am well aware of my own capabilities, I am confident that I can run two games without impacting the quality of either as long as the second doesn't necessarily have to run every week. I don't prep much for my games, and while that means they're perhaps not as good as they could be that does allow me to run multiple games without them clashing too much.

There we have it everyone, Hell's Rebels is now 2hu and friends.

feel free to withdraw your apps now.

>>52270494
Good idea.

>>52270450
>you make these items at half value
>merchants only by them at 1/4th
So how does ANYONE make any fucking money in your world?

>>52270484
>given that and his assistance
You mean reading all the books in advance?

>>52270548
The buy them at full price from someone with a Merchant License. Which, no, you don't have.

>>52270568
surely he won't metagame the shit out of it

SURELY

>>52270570
Let me guess, the license is a yellow star badge?

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>>52270494
>>52270497
I'd ask if all of you would furiously masturbate over how much you hate someone over the internet elsewhere but it really doesn't have the same thrill unless you've got a crowd watching you does it?
>>52270568
He's doing a pretty good impression of someone who doesn't know any of the specifics, but who knows, that sneaky and devious 2hu is always up to something sinister eh?

>PuellaDM and 2hu in the same maid cafe
I smell a greentext coming

>>52270592
>this website
>not full of autistic shitposting

?

>>52270584
It may be involved, yes.

>>52270592
Sinister implies some malicious intent, and 2hu is too autistic to think there's anything wrong with what he does.

>>52270592
>stories upon stories of how shitty 2hu is exist

idunno mane

>>52270635
I haven't heard any actual stories or claims.

Dies anyone remember the name of the manga where it's something like Touka Killed The Hero. Name's in nip and I dont recall it correctly

Point is there's an ability called Nude Exia or something where they can dodge any attack by jumping out of their clothes.

I need these names for reasons, Celestial Tournament reasons.

If you recall, it would be appreciated

>veiled moon/silksworn sword fighter

>>52270645
You must be pretty new then.

>>52270645
hownew.ru

>>52270646
>multiclassing a caster

You know celestial tournament is non gestalt, right?

>>52270697

Do not remind me of these things, my friend.

>>52270697
Oh, balls

Did not know that. Got wrapped up in lewd memes

>>52270697
>knew that
>multiclassed a caster anyway
Wis
to
everything.

>>52270787
>not getting int to everything
>not being euphoric as fuck

>>52271089
How would you get int to hit, ac, and initiative under Celestial Tournament rules?

>>52271115
Initiative and AC - Dervish Defender Warder
To hit - Iron Mage Hedgewitch

Go.

>>52271138
Iron Mage Hedgewitch looks really off to me TBQH, and I'd just be tempted to go OD and do it with Wis instead.

>>52269627
>when was the last time
Not even once.

>>52271177
>Iron Mage Hedgewitch looks really off to me TBQH

How so?

>>52271216
Adds an extra resource pool, as well as a whole list of ways to spend it that all rely on a sphere that also looks janked up to me.

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>>52270266

>>52270646
Original Seven-Sword Exia, or Exia Repair?

>>52271260
The Thigh Lover manga

>thinking of applying to Percussion Line Drums
>maybe as a high-con barb.
>leave the monster in my backstory alive so that when we find it, and start to fight it, my character can mind break, betray the rest of the team, then offer herself to him, saying "Darling, look. I've brought meat! Let's be a family again!"

How dickish of a move would that be?

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>>52271326
I guess her thighs aren't bad

>>52271428
Hope you don't find one of the partymembers reacting with everything he's got to be "dickish" because sometimes party betrayals are uh, dealt with much faster than one expects.

Plus they'd be goddamn morons to let you finish the exposition and attack them.

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>>52271453
It's funny when they think they can avoid the bad end.

>>52271428

No less dickish than the GM constantly patching their corruption rules as people figure out ways to fight the monsters without having to resort to getting raped by monsters and then bleeding off the corruption by fucking npcs.

The gm is really going out of his way to twist it and prevent pcs from refusing his advances in favor of other pcs.

Luckily he's starting to break down. He was getting all butthurt last night.

>>52271477
>He was getting all butthurt last night.
Oh? What happened?

>>52271496

Just started ranting because OMG I KNOW ITS ONE OF U GUISE IN THE DISCORD, YOU'RE WORKING AGAINST ME while folks were like "how do you know that?"

Funny thing is that I am in the discord.

>>52271514
Why does all the good drama happen while I'm asleep?

So we rolled stats (I know) and my character got a 42 pt buy equivalent stat line while another dude got a 14pt buy equivalent stat line. What do? I'm playing a Ranger and he's playing a cleic.

>>52271535

Because you're a normie.

>>52269862
We made a king all paranoid that we'd be marching an army into his palace, before having the party's Magus turn into an invisible earth element and glide to glide through his castle to find his bedchambers. Later that night, he teleported back into the room with the party's Assassin so he could do his thing on the king.

Also at some point we had stolen all the money from his treasury so he couldn't pay any of his guards. The public thought he just took all the money and then ran away with it overnight because they hated him. Our kingdom got to look extremely benevolent for stepping in to help them after that, giving them a huge gift to refill their coffers (the money we took in the first place). Our nations have had very good relationships ever since.

>>52271540
What did you roll exactly?

>>52271540
Take divine spell casting and be four times the cleric he is?

>>52271540
Do nothing and accept it as the result of the method that was chosen.

Can I just say that I love that bamboozle is part of our permanent lexicon?

>>52271540

Nothing, you're good. He's playing a much higher tier of class. Just help him stay optimized so he isn't hot garbage. Your character is probably golden since ranger has power and versatility with that kinda statline.

>>52271553
I rolled 18, 16, 16, 14, 10, 10
He rolled 14, 13, 13, 12, 12, 9

>claw blades let you treat claw natural weapon as manufactured for iteratives
>can even be enhanced like weapons
>Catfolk only

Goddamnit paizo

>>52271514

You're in CAHOOTS with another player to BAMBOOZLE his GAME!

>>52271566

>10 wis

RIP

>>52271573

Do it, anon. Make your claws Adamantine. Become Wolverine.

>>52271575

Honestly I wouldn't be nearly as vocal if he would just fuck off to /soc/ and their /tg/ erp colony in the flist general.

>>52271577
The GM let us allocate our stats, I just listed them.

>>52271573
Any halfway decent DM will let you use those for any race with a claw attack. If you're playing PFS then unfortunately you did this to yourself.

>>52271607

18 str, 16 dex, 16 con 14 wis, others 10.

Even archers should have a +4 str modifier unless you're doing crossbows, guns, or 2wf

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>>52271589

>>52271589
>TFW literally every app is somebody planning to bamboozle the shit out the DM leaving him with no players, no game, and the bluest balls you ever did see

>TFW this will never actually happen because you idiots are so starved for a game that you're gonna whore yourself out to an ERP thirsty DM just to roll some virtual dice

>>52271665

They're so thirsty that applicants are trying to ERP with him before the game has even begun, before they're even accepted for extra gold.

Two applicants offered their character's virginities so they didn't have to pay off a 2000 gp loan

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Is ValPlayer on, because I got an important question for him/her.

What does Val's badonkadonk look like? Is she thicc? We know she's stacked, but do she got dat ass?

What drives a general to be so thirsty?
So desperate?

>>52271589
Banning the /wst/ containment thread was a mistake

>>52269862
That would be the... Second... Elf/Dwarf marriage I was ever the cause of in a game.

Once there was a princess whose child was prophesied to be the key to victory against a rift to the abyss not yet opened. Problem is, we had a timeline on the rift opening, and the princess was an 80 year old elven girl who'd never so much as met a man not her father, let alone left her little area in the palace.

Luckily, one player had just missed the session where we learned that last detail. This is where tragic miscommunication and some serious racism come in.

1) Convince dwarf he's going to be seducing a princess quite literally to save the world. Uh, something about a ritual, don't worry.
>In typical fashion for that player, he asks for very little in details

2) have the bard arrange for a tragic accident to one of the handmaidens while she travels beyond the palace walls. Actually I told him to marry her to make her lose her job, but, uh, you know, murder hobos and whatnot. Her bloated poisoned corpse floated up the river two days later, prompting a lot of "YOU DID WHAT".

3)Obtain audience with elven king. Easiest step of all as it turns out; the guy suffers from terminal ennui and apparently other proper diplomats would just avoid him and deal with ministers directly. The chance to chide and mock lesser beings was something he'd not had in years.

4) we've heard about the rumors. While somewhat reluctant we could as a show of good faith offer the princess a handmaiden of the highest pedigree - if inferior to the elven ones

5) Yes, dwarf, these are official elven diplomatic outfits; didn't you see what they're all wearing in there? This is in no way a maid costume.

6) She's right here your excellency; as you most likely realized from seeing the braided beard
>The ones with braids in their beards are the females? That's how you tell them apart? And you're THAT racist that you couldn't figure out I was just dripping with sarcasm?

>>52271625
I'm just on a kick to try making something as by-the-RAW as reasonable, because I'm tired of harassing my GM about shit and just want something to play straight. I unfortunately have hard time with that.

>>52271665
i don't know why people are whoring themselves out for that shit game when there are others

>>52271731
7) don't even bother to tell the dwarf player the princess isn't even a dwarf. 80's a good marrying age for a dwarven girl...
>hey if you're not going to pay attention, at least let us fucking roll with said obliviousness in-character!

8) With her new handmaiden introduced to her, and the dwarf knowing what he needs to do, pat ourselves on the back for a job well done.

9) And call To Catch a Predator, the dwarf is a bad man.

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>>52271695
Not him, but I've always imagined her figure as being a dead ringer for L on pic related.

>>52271760
this is biased towards fatties

>>52271628
Nah. 20 DEX all day every day.

>>52271760
What exactly is the difference between G and I?

>>52271846
I is a little shorter and slouches her shoulders. G is perky and more upbeat since her shoulders are squared.

>>52271846
i dunno but they got a sweetie between em

>>52271818
It's pure preference. +1 to hit versus +1 to damage. Or just have 2 18's and no problem.

>>52271846
lower body

>>52271846
I's got a bit more hourglass and her tits are larger for her height.

>>52271760
That chart buys into the thicc meme a bit too much, but I always pictured Valeriya as having a more toned ass, something like C or D. Look at her art, besides the bangin' rack she's pretty slight otherwise.

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>>52271904
>That chart buys into the thicc meme a bit too much
>too much

>>52271818

Ranger is pretty MAD. You should take advantage of the fact that you can take some feats over your career without having to meet prereqs thanks to fighting style feats and cover your other bases a bit.

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>>52271917
I'm gonna have to ask you to stop

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>>52271904

>>52271929
Sorry, Aku's on our side for this one.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hQLsb7Zm_MI

>>52271760

F

MORE F TYPE CHARACTERS

God, the things my characters would do to f-type girls!

>>52271976
Incorrect H is love

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>>52271904
>Look at her art
I'd say that would just as easily fit an I or L type body.

>>52272028
He's right you know

>>52271976

Seriously, I'm in a lewd game and I'm too ashamed to reveal my degenerate fetishes like armpit hair and fat girls and lolis.

How do I break the ice, /tg/? My fellow players and GM are completely embarrassing degenerates who talk about their shit openly but I'm too bashful

>>52272028
>>52272043
H is for Kobolds, anons.

>There are people unironically trying to shitpost a game into oblivion because they think theyre on some sort of moral high ground
>There are still people so new they think 4chan is supposed to have board police

>>52272059
Calm down, Vult, you're the only one who will really miss your shitty game.

>>52272057
H is for tender loving

>>52271760
I like the fivehead on D...

I want to rub my D on that fivehead.

>>52272083
That's exactly what >>52272057 said.

>>52271760
Reminder that J is the ideal for punchgirls!

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>find the Possessed Hand feat line, think it's pretty damn cool
>made it so the ghost possessing my PC's hand is his mom, guiding him with her knowledge throughout his adventures
>pretty satisfied with how the character turned out
>start to think about the implications of what I've done
>know my group will realize it straight away and I will never hear the end of it

I didn't think this through, lads.

>>52271760
K is the dream.

>>52272262
Jacked off with your mom?

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>>52272269
Punk girls are great, yeah

>>52272262
This would actually be a fucking hilarious rp mechanic if you played it for laughs.

>Son what are you doing
>Why are your pants down
>Son stop
>Son I can't not be present for this
>Son please

>>52272042

I'd give it to I by virtue of having brown eyes and brown hair, plus the thick thighs make sense for a woman that's done a lot of footwork over her life.

>>52272262
Please ell me she talks to him by making a fist and moving the thumb up and down, or through sock puppets.

>>52272262
>find a nice, marriageable girl
>let yer mum go to town on her with the possessed fingers because she wants to see you happy

>>52272028
I mean, you're not wrong.

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>>52272392

>>52271760
>>52271976

my wife is a dead ringer for the f girl

>>52272551
Does she let you f her in the a with your d?

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>mfw just finished writing up my application for Putrid Little Dandelions
>mfw check, on a whim, if it shows up as an advertised game on the Roll20 LFG
>mfw it does

Fucking hell, I play normie games on this with normie friends, I can't be seen posting characters like *this* while the application is on a ticker.

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In the stinky swamp outside the city of magi, our party found a huge green dragon. Lucky us, the fighter critted her and cut one of her wing, so the fight ended sooner than expected.
Now, the fighter (a werepanther) has decided to keep the huge wing (GM said it was about 100 kg of a wing, fighter didn't care). What would you do with it? Any good crafting idea?

>>52270220
>>52270256
>two posts of games
>still forgot one
https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/71015/a-generic-pathfinder-adventure-title

>>52270646
If you're still around, the name of the manga is "Yuusha ga Shinda! Murabito no Ore ga Hotta Otoshiana ni Yuusha ga Ochita Kekka".

The strip dodge attack is "Empty Exuvia"

>>52272660
>not having two roll20 accounts to account for this fact

you're just asking to get memed on

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>>52272660
Do it anyways. If your friends are the type who won't let you enjoy what you enjoy, they don't fucking deserve your friendship!

>>52272815

Yeah, let's see how that goes when your friends with kids and family find out you're into loli rape and snuff

>>52272660
Why're your normie friends going through rape game apps? I know that even if mine found me despite their always having the voice only tag on, none of them would ever mention it or give themselves away.

>>52272660
Make a burner profile

Shepherd best girl

>>52272044
>liking fat lolis with armpit hair
What a disgusting confluence of fetishes

>>52272857
>Why're your normie friends going through rape game apps?

It's more like looking at the weirdo game which is the second listing for Pathfinder campaigns and noticing someone you know applied for it.

>>52272868

Nah, those three are nonintersecting.

Hair on elegant beauties. Fat on cheerful cuties.

Lolis for transgressive fetishes.

>>52272754
Thank you anon.

>>52272660
>>52272815
>>52272874

Kek I heard that voip of cocksleeved by Rory fame had their rapegame app linked to their normie friends.

>>52272874
Like that's gonna hold up. Even if it's true I wouldn't want to be the guy who had to explain he doesn't have a closeted rape fetish. Better to be the one with the ground to say whatever.

>>52272913
This should be a bannable offence. This is too much cancer

Voip hasnt applied to puella, much to the dismay of loli lovers

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>third of party enjoys combat, especially now that we are high level which is rare treat for them
>third of the party wants to do heavier rp and try to talk through every situation
>last third is getting anxious and just wants to push the adventure to the end and see the climax
my party is imploding onto itself and I dont know what to do

>>52273022

Have some ambushes to give the fighty people fights the party can't talk their way out of, let the talky people talk their way out of situations they can, and reassure the anxious people that it's okay, it's coming.

>>52272946

Smut threads were banned, though.

>>52271687
>Can't come up with decent debt collateral
Aaaaaa

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what if ... I'm That Guy?
What if my witty remarks are just annoying but they never say it?
What if I am hogging all the attention while roleplaying instead of just being active?
What if I am metagaming when I try to be careful with my character and avoid all risks?
What if they hate playing with me?

>>52273134

Don't worry, I hate playing with you too.

>>52273134

I feel like this all the time because other people make characters who are too mysterious to get open session plot points or are lazy and barely participate.

I'm done worrying about it.

Except in the lewdgame I'm in. I'm the quietest person there.

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>>52271665
>>52271687

B-But... I made a character I really want to play in this crapsack world with hardly anything lewd about him.

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>feel pretty good about my Punchgirls Living the Dream app and my chances of getting in
>know that in the back of my mind, there's still a chance the GM will pull a Sky Pirates and just disappear off the face of the planet when it comes time to pick.
>The closing date being April's Fools Day isn't helping either
I just don't want to be bamboozled again.

>>52273163
That's why you won't get picked. So it's almost like you never even applied at all.

The GM already said he's picking solely based on character art, and anyone with character art that turns him off is an auto-reject.

>>52273134
Take your DM to the side, and try to level with him and ask if you're being a problem, or if people are annoyed by you. If need be have him ask the other players in your stead
If he tells you no, and that the bothers don't have a problem, then either you aren't That Guy, or you are but your party members are being passive aggressive shits who have brought this upon themselves.
Or the DM is lying, in which case he's an even bigger That Guy than you, and by that point their is no salvaging anything

>>52273191

Yup.

Males have no chance.

He just backpedaled and lied when he go pestered about it hard enough.

>>52273191
More like, it's a lewd game so art and character attractiveness is a big factor because they're not picking a character they don't feel like raping.

I think they're okay with guys in principle though. Maybe traps are better?

>>52273191
He didnt say it was the only requirement. Just one of them.

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>>52273261

>>52273191
I feel uncomfortable trusting Discords without at the very least, faked screencaps.

Honestly though I think it's perfectly fine if a DM actually does make all their decisions with their erection, but selling it otherwise would be what bothers me if that's the case. Wastes a lot of people's time. I mean, the Sultana's Harem? Whatever, make your blatant fetish game and enjoy yourself, but just make it clear. If it's true that dickpicking is at work here, don't waste the time of the player side that just wants to play Soulsborne, you know?

What's the best way to multiclass using a PoW class as your base? Probably Stalker.

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Guys, i'm low on ideas
I wanna make some sidequest/story for all my characters, but i'm stumped on one in particular.

Half-orc bloodrager, but his main defining trait is that he's a childish pacifist. When he literally oneshotted a miniboss and took his horn, the party had to fight back all the adds he summoned with it while blowing it.

I was thinking about some storyline like the one in Final Fantasy 9 with Vivi and Prince Puck, but i think i can do better. Any tip?

>>52273279
Gotta key off Wis. Unchained Monk or Inquisitor could probably do well.

>>52273318
True multiclass, or VMC?

>>52273331
VMC Monk is shit. If you want to VMC go Brutal Slayer VMC Barbarian.

>>52273163
>>52273276

Soon.

>>52273276
>I feel uncomfortable trusting Discords without at the very least, faked screencaps.

What, you really think somebody would just go and lie like that? On the internet? You're a smart one.

>>52273441
I actually just hopped into the /pfg/ Discord for like 20 minutes just to see if any of this were true. Maybe withdraw my app if there were any red flags.

Dug through a lot of text and man, I thought it was just people taking things out of context or extrapolating some throwaway comments, but most of it is just blatant lies. I mean, worse than blatant lies, it's taking the DM's stance on something and claiming the opposite entirely.

aren't discords like the death of a general or something, or is that a meme?

>>52273484

t. Vult

>>52273515

It's definitely proof of it here.

>>52273515
I've seen it more or less go down with a few threads in /vp/; don't see why Discords wouldn't eventually start severely affecting /tg/ in coming months.

What are some solid German names for a male hunter from a small-town? I'm looking for something that sounds good and feels thematically appropriate.

>>52273484
Yeah, I joined the Discord for the same reason and got the same. I think there's just one or two salty people who are shitposting in the general about Vult because they don't like his game and want to drag him through the mud to discredit it. Or maybe they really believe what they're saying?

>>52273559
>>52273484
>samefagging this obviously

>>52273554

Johann, Klaus, Udo?

>>52273551
>>52273515
But when people talk about their game recruitment here in the general everybody gets butthurt about REEE NAMEFAGS GET OUT REEE CELEBRITY MEME.

>>52273559

Personally I think Vult is creepy and cringey, but I'm more disgusted by the applicants trickling in.

>>52273559
Hey Vult.

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>>52273568

>>52273554

Sigmund?

>>52273590
Maybe people shouldn't talk about that here then?

>>52273669
>people shouldn't talk about pathfinder games
>in the pathfinder general
Okay.

>>52273568
I mean you could always check and post back here. But just as immediate examples:
>Claims that he'd take a mother-daughter fetish joint app in when his mention of that was specifically about how he wouldn't allow it.
>Statement about female characters offering up their virginity as collateral when that was expressly an example made about it being unacceptable

And then a dozen other things that I couldn't find at all. I'll drop my app if it turns out true that all the decisions are being made on how hard it strokes his cock, but from where I'm standing, the most I can assume is he's for some reason discussing this in private with people he knows are relaying it back here.

>>52273669
But when people talk about it on the Discord you get lots of people going to the Discord because that's where they game they're applying for gets talked about, and then you get >>52273515 and >>52273551. It's a lose-lose situation.

I need to play a dirty homeless man in Hell's Rebels rules. Is there anything lightly armored and Druid like that isn't a Druid? I know Hunter kinda does it.

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>>52273690
You did your research and independently verified facts and disproved misinfo, You did good anon. I hope you get picked.

>>52273720

Samefag

>>52273708
Oracle? Slum Shaman?

>>52273708
Be a hobo with a shotgun

>>52270645
Wasn't there that one time he had a shota trap speak in front of a fort about how they should surrender, rolled a diplomacy and declared that the fort was basically charmed and would surrender?

>>52273734
No full casters period unfortunately.

>>52273736
I'm going for being like Diogenes.

Gonna have a dog animal companion and a chicken familiar.

>>52273762
That was his backstory for Molthune Knights which turned out to be bamboozle, basically "lel +60 to diplomacy, can't say no."

>>52273762

That was an application for the bamboozle game "Molthune Knights."

>>52273689
I'm personally fine with the talking about games, but the discord/irc drama leaking into here is not a good thing.

Perhaps there is something to be said about the fleeting nature of anonymity.

>>52273783
I wish I had saved that player killing gnoll initiator he made that would kill players in a single turn.

>>52273690
>>52273720
Except thats wrong.

He said that IF duo apps were a thing, and he was applying, he'd apply as a mother/daughter

And he never okayed virginity as collateral.

>>52273762
I feel like 2hu is the opposite of DHB in this regard. In 2hu it worked without question. DHB did something similar in one of his character's back stories and it was the reason his character was missing his left arm and nearly got hanged.

I don't know why DHB always give his character such a shit time of things.

>>52273790
Molthune being a bamboozle still stings.

Why are we here, just to bamboozle? Every night, I feel can my app, and my memes, even my shitposts.

>>52273806
Are you talking about the time someone asked for his help because his players were better at optimizing PoW than he was?

>>52273816
The PCs I've lost...the waifus I've lost...won't stop hurting! It's like they're all still there!

>>52273818
I think so. I wasn't really paying attention to why it was posted. It was supposed to be a boss encoutner and the GM was okay with it being 10000% lethal.

>>52273762

It wasn't exactly like that when I played l5r with him.

But it was like that.

He sperged out and went silent for an hour once building a case by scouring books when he had to lose honor instead of committing seppuku for saying stupid shit once.

>>52273811
That's what I meant. Anons were saying those were happenings when they ain't.

>>52273846
http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/51962179/#51962694
Ruby Zenith Strike into Reflected Blade Style.

>>52273811

Nobody said he okayed it, we said that players were offering it. Which they did.

>>52273830
>>52273816
You can feel it too, can't you?
I'm gonna make 'em give back our game!

>>52273830
>>52273892
>Punished /pfg/
>A General denied its games

>>52273889
Touhou comes across relatively well here, though.
>Hey touhou show me how to do the stupid thing
>"Anon I recommend not doing the stupid thing"
>Don't care, still want it
>"Here you are then."

>>52273862
2hu really hates lose-lose scenarios where the only option is to fail at something.

>>52273904

Don't worry, most of them will die soon.

Did Raunchy even have a session 2?

I heard someone complain that the GM was already flaking.

What has caused more pain for /pfg/ on the whole: the mythweavers apocalypse or the bamboozle game plague?

>>52273929
Who doesn't?

>>52273812
One has a sense of humor and at least pretends to try new things, the other always almost always goes with "perfect little girl who is actually a boy" and demands everyone's ceiling be lowered because they're glued to it like a cat scared of a vacuum.

>>52273864
Oh i misread. Sorry. Thats what I get for being in conversations irl

>>52273935
>Did Raunchy even have a session 2?

NO.

STOP.

THAT WAS OUR GOLDEN CHILD, IS RISE OF THE JADE REGENT REALLY THE ONLY GAME THAT IS STILL ALIVE?

>>52273939
>mythweavers apocalypse
Is that why my old sheets are gone?

>>52273942

It's L5R.

He took the tiniest tap to honor in order to keep with our mission undetected and he had a breakdown. It was a resounding success, and our mission was a dirty one to begin with.

>>52273953
Lazy Throne's still doing good! Session 2 is tonight!

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>>52273953
"alive" is relative

>>52273935
Yes, it had session 2.
But it might have to be biweekly for a while.
That is all.

>>52273966
Truly amazing.

>>52273966
>paris
What did he mean by this?

>>52273973

>biweekly

RIP

>>52273966
I really enjoy the fact that both RotJR games got the Eiffel Towers the parties truly deserved.

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>>52273984
ask this frenchman, my dude

>>52273973
...Wasn't it always going to be biweekly?

>>52273966
It's getting old at this point. Do we really want to scare off players, even break up one of the last games still going, just over this?

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>>52273889
Made a screencap, for posterity.

TFW you just wanna cuddle and hug bon-bon but she's in a rapegame and will become a monster

Women disgust me.

>>52273996
I forget. I think GM offered to make it weekly until life started getting in the way.

>>52273995
I don't get this Eiffel Tower meme.

>>52273904
>>52273892
>>52273830
>tfw DHB is the most qualified to be our Big Boss
>Punished Venom DHB, homebrewer denied his games

WotR was always going to be biweekly. The DM had a pre-existing kingmaker game on the alternate week.

>>52274021
>2hu: A ghost without social skills or tact

>>52274015
The LFG page says 'every other week' which fits with what I remember, unless it was changed very recently.

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>>52274008
>Want to watch Bon-Bon suffer
I wish I could join this game as an observer and just silently lurk through all of it.

>>52274000
Put it in context faggot.
>>52274018
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=the%20eiffel%20tower

>>52273993
Who was involved in SotJR's? I don't remember reading about any lewd from that game yet.

>>52274018
Okay. Now imagine...

You got a girl.

And she's spit roasted between you and your best bro. So you high five your bro.

That's the Eiffel Tower. I feel ashamed I had to explain it to you cause I picked it up instantly.

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>>52273966
>learn structual engineering
>mfw the eiffel tower is now being of absolute beauty to me
they made it with so shitty steel and on ground that was never going to support it without that shape
that slight curve
if it was straight, it would just sink into the ground

>>52273961

Isn't that kind of the point of L5R? Doing horrible things for the good of the realm while maintaining the strongest possible appearance of honor?

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>>52274052
>>52274046
Oh gosh, I didn't think it meant that.

D-did that happen in a /pfg/ game or something?

Q: Is there a race, racial trait, or feat that lets you emulate or pass for multiple other races? Similar to the Mongrelfolk from 3.5?

>>52274079
Yes.

>>52274079

Yyyep.

>>52274050
It was Aranha and Valeriya hitting a goblin from both sides.
Flanking bonus turned a miss into a hit. High fives were had.

>>52274065

Yes, and our enemies were out to DESTROY us both socially and physically.

I was playing another, much less optimized courtier. And I was pulling all the social weight by taking small, measured hits to honor to dodge social traps and make people think my character was a fool.

>>52273998
it's a dumb forced meme, but I find it far more amusing than it has any right to be. It's unfortunate that it won't die off whenever that group comes up, until something else overtakes its sheer meme power.

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>completely missed /pfg/ memes
[The Sounds of Silence plays in the distance]

>>52274079

You are innocent like lamb, I want to corrupt you.

>>52274121

Onryou needs to please filthy old men for money!

>>52274269

Bluryou is best.

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>>52274079
I’m sort of over this whole serial murder thing that’s going on right now. Last night, I had an amazing threesome with Rodger and Dodger, and I realized that I’d rather focus my attention this semester on getting spit-roasted by hot golf-frat twins than help you figure out who’s murdering a bunch of dumb gashes. … I got Eiffel Towered by hot morons who are brothers, and now I’m out.

>>52274239
We should admire the natural beauty of it and leave it alone to go on it's way.

>>52274269
>Saboten needs to please filthy old men for money
FTFY

>>52273960
Yeah, everything older than a few months got eaten. The site programmer felt horrible, it was tragic.

>>52274292
but that's not even a meme, it's reality

>>52274269
>Onryou lifting a worried-looking ox over her head
>Old men cheering her on
>Big muscled strongman nodding approvingly
>Pile of coins getting thrown at her feet
Somebody run this over to the drawthread!

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>>52274323

I like the way you think, anon.

>>52274311
It's probably better for me in the long run to be freed from the specter of games past.

>>52274239
Calm down, Vult. Just make another arbitrary, expensive item that every player in Pure Lady Boys will require and offer them another usurious loan that can be written off by selling their anal virginity to you and leave this poor anon alone. At least your players are asking for it by putting up with your shenanigans.

>>52272696
It upsets me that the house cannith fighter/bolt ace made it into this game.

>>52274353

I want to apply to this game because soulsborne berserk is my thing but the Vult problems are redonkulus.

I've compiled this, /pfg/.
Help fill in the blanks or games I missed out on.

==List of RotJR Season /pfg/ games
Rise of the Jade Regent [RUNNING: TWO GAMES]
Rise of the Jade Regent: PbP [DEAD]
Fluffy Tail 1 [DEAD]
Fluffy Tail 2 [DEAD]
The Amber Fields of Molthune [DEAD]
Misadventures of a Lazy Princess [DEAD]
/pfg/ Hell's Vengeance (Argentum ver) [RUNNING]
Hell's Vengeance B [??]
Of Dragons and Yet More Dragons [RUNNING]
The Pendragon Institute [RUNNING: TWO GAMES]
The Sleeping Goddess [DEAD]
The Wrath of the Righteous [DEAD]
Wrath of the Raunchy [RUNNING]
Sky Pirates [DEAD]
Bathe Yourself in Blood [??]
Sultanas and Raisins [??]
Of Dragons and Men... and more Dragons [RUNNING]
Curse of the Lazy Throne [RUNNING]
/pfg/ Dragonborn Game [??]
Legacy of Blood and Flame [RECRUITING]
The Celestial Tournament [RECRUITING]
The Great Bamboozling [RECRUITING]
Shardwalkers [RECRUITING]
Hell's Rebels: Literally Can't Even Edition [RECRUITING]
Puella Librum Daemonium [RECRUITING]
A Generic Pathfinder Adventure (Eberron E8) [RECRUITING?]

>>52274323
You forgot that it's out on an actual farm, so everyone's got some mud splattered on them from her having to wrestle the beast first.

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>>52274353
Who's Vult and why/what does he loan?

Is usury a sin, /pfg/?

>>52274395
Whoops, forgot Wild Weird West and Romance of the Righteous Kingdoms.

>>52274395
Bathe Yourself In Blood is going slow, but steady. Only had one or two late shows, no absences so far.

>>52274347
I don't know, this feels worse to me. Before it was like going into an old storage box and finding all your toys that you had as a kid in your old "treasure boxes". All the memories are there, and even if you didn't use them to their full potential before you could play around with them to relive a bit of your childhood.

Now, though, it's like opening that treasure box and finding the empty packaging. Maybe you have some of the memories, but it's just an empty wrapper with none of the substance.

>>52274353
>Pure Lady Boys

You didn't even get the letters of the acronym right, faggot.

>>52274433

This hits too close to home, my very first voiced character was purged, and I will never remember how many pounds of Djezet he had ever again.

So he said he wasn't recruiting based on fetish potential. But since everyone's just making fetish characters for Legacy of Fire anyway, does anybody know Katapesh DM's magical realm?

>>52274454
Pretty Lady Dicks, there, fixed it

>>52274433
>>52274457
I should feel relieved that ANY data of mine on the internet was hard nuked, honestly. The loss of old memories is now beholden only to us.

>>52274457

...Precisely how many pounds of Djezet does someone need?

The villain is nothing but a poor farmgirl sorceress with a lazy eye who only wanted to be loved.

>>52274395
Hell's Vengeance B is dead. Ran for 3 sessions and GM stopped turning up.

>>52274479

How much can you get away with carrying and storing and trading?

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>>52274473
What if my magical realm is asking players to pick between the most corrupt democracy and the most beneficial dictatorship.

>>52273935
>I heard someone complain that the GM was already flaking.

"Someone" is fibbing.

>>52274395
Evil game is presumably still going strong, too.

>>52274311
>The site programmer felt horrible, it was tragic.
The amount of white knighting that went on in that thread was insufferable. I'm sure the dude felt bad, but people were crawling over each other to throw the name troll on those who were legitimately upset over having hours of their work lost and just wanted somewhere to vent.

>>52274461
Well, I think he's mentioned the Aladdin TV series, so...possibly transformation?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnVTx9D36L4

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>>52274512

>>52274539
Oh god dammit

>>52274524
Amazing how the game that slipped under the radar for everyone turned out to be one of the only reliable ones.

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>>52274405
Vult is the DM for Puella Librum Daemonium. The majority of monsters in the setting get DR/Magic, refluffed as DR/Moonsliver because magic weapons in this setting are made of a material called moonsilver. Players start at 3rd level, so have a WBL of 3,000 and that makes a magic weapon hard to afford for some people, especially TWFing builds. To help alleviate the problem, Vult offered that any PC can take a loan of 2K GP, provided that a) they pay back 3K GP, b) have a suitable element in their backstory about where and how they got the loan, and c) can put up something other than their character's gear as collateral for the loan. He recently also clarified that a PC's virginity isn't acceptable collateral, which should have be said from the start since who the fuck would accept someone's virginity as collateral in a world full of rapemonsters.

>>52274512

Not sure what sort of reference you're making, but that could be fun.

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>>52274551
I run my campaigns on foppery and whim.

>>52274562

The applicants sure did ask though.

Repeatedly.

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>>52274566
Legend of the Galactic Hero.

My DM runs his stuff with triple crits.

Roll a 1, 3 times in a row? You're fuckin dead.

Roll a 20, 3 times in a row? Whatever you were doing just got done, a lot. If you were attacking, its just fucking gone.

Watching skeletons fall apart randomly can be silly, but its all fun and games until one of the party gets randomly eviscerated.

Rolled two 1's when doing initiative once, I tripped, 'fell through the remains of the oracle's color spray from earlier' and hit my head, knocking myself out for the entire encounter.

An enemy once crit shooting an arrow at one of our monks. He deflected it as expected and the DM decided that since it was a crit it had to hit someone, so it bounced off his hand into me.

After the first 10 or so sessions the DM told us how many times we'd died each, and that he was going to stop saving us. Unsurprisingly the only one who hadn't died was the wizard.

One monk had apparently be killed 3 times already. (He's narrowly avoided death twice more since, he has the natural talent of making himself and everyone around him roll HORRIBLY.)

We started at level 5, and are at 10th now.

>>52274562
I dunno man, virginity sounds like a hot commodity in low supply when you live in a world of rapemonsters.

>>52274362
It upsets me that apps are being accepted before the deadline, I don't think I want to even bother trying for that last slot, not when there's already 2 frontliners, a ranged, and someone who didn't even submit an actual app but got in, and I don't want to play another caster right now.

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>>52274566
LoGH, my dude.

>>52274512
That's pretty CE.

>>52274619
How is that CE?

>>52274362
Why?

>>52274405
Vult is running a fetish game where instead of playing pathfinder the players will engage in ERP rape sessions with the DM. Any time the potential players have figured out a way to avoid these rape sessions, Vult has moved the goalposts to make sure he gets all the ERP he desires (and he desires a lot). Recently he declared that the PCs will basically be useless unless they spend 2/3 of their starting money on a weapon. To offset this unreasonable demand, he offered a high-interest loan to the players for that amount, but he'd forgive the debt if the players ran through a one-on-one ERP session with him (and this all goes down before the player even knows if his character gets in). It honestly seems like a bad caricature of the Magical Realm DM, but people are lining up to walk into the Enchanted Piss Forest.

>>52274479
Amelli has seven pounds of Djezet, she needs it in order to stay decent.

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>>52274603
>not giving your virginity to your newly weded husband/wife, played by a fellow anon.