Warhammer 40,000 general

FIRST FOR THE GREATFATHER

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First for the Tau Empire.

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Have you prayed for salvation today?

>>50927556

>I2

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No bully please.

OK, then. Building my Knight's legs at the moment. Do you magnetize your Knights, anons? I kind of want to try that but I have no idea how to go about it. Is it useful?

>>50927554
>>50927556

Proof that I3 still beats I2.

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Been working on my snakebites, I built some tankbustas and a Looted rhino recently and want to try painting/buying something else besides ork boyz.
And conversion ideas or suggestions?
Are squiggoths ok? They look cool

>>50927556
> tfw i wrote "Lewd" in tau typography on my Piranha
so silly

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>>50927543
Hero of Cadia coming through!

>>50927619
I notice. As I notice the asshole that put a bad dragon dildo as a Tyranid mucaloyd (can be ass to find the name of that thing)

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dead eldar make my dick hard

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R8 my killteam

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>>50927574
All day every day and always I have been delivered from certain death.

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Anyone have that one friend whos sense of game balance is so totally fucked it goes beyond reason?

One guy thinks CSM are brokenly OP because my army manages to beat his thunderwolf calvary and wulfen spam lists.

He went on a tangent for 20 min about how small the chances of magnus dying to helfrost after the livestream and how wulfen needed helfrost hammers to make up for thier cost.

>my khorne champ beats his TWC sergent in combat
>rolls fucking 66 on rewards and becomes a prince. Merks the wulfen that join in but dies to bullshit death attacks.
>"see this is why CSM are OP"

I told him the chances were about the same as magnus dying to helfrost so its balanced.

>>50927669
So has GW backed down from their retarded "not depicted in artwork unless it looks exactly like an existing model" stance now?

Because it seriously annoyed me in one of the recent books where they just kept reusing the Dark Vengeance Chosen models in the art. And those Greater Daemons (specifically the Slannesh ones) are definitely not like any models I've seen.

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You know, if GW was planning to resculpt the Chaos Space Marine box now would be a good time...

>>50927669
I need to know the rules to the Xbox Huge Magos, Hot Inquisitor and Celestin with Twins.

Come on where are the leaks!

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>>50927705
get in line

>>50927657
>all those useless upgrades

you've gotta be trolling

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>>50927637
...i hate to ask, but do they look used?

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>>50927752
Space wolves

>>50927752
depends , what do you like in a fighting force ?

>>50927752
alpha legion

>>50927770
what useless upgrades ?

>>50927689
Nah, that just means they're going to update those soon.

>>50927449
It fell off when my friend was handling the model and he accidentally dropped it on the floor.

>>50927705
They're probably done by now, they'll be like the new thousand sons and chosen from the staryer but with different power armours, mk3, 4 and 5 being the main ones because "old equipment" style.

>>50927773
Yes, not sure if know it was a girl helps. She was not the cute nerdy or thicc cute.
But the sad fat nerd girl that desperate wants attention and call decent looking girls playing nerd games attention whore

>>50927793
howabout iron hands ? the focus on vehicles would be a change of tone and there's lot's of options for conversions there
the big downside is no primarch ever unless gw does an asspull though

>>50927802
Literally all of those upgrades will not do anything since the way kill team works, is that each individual model counts as a unit. Drop all those useless upgrades and get a turret with smart missiles, and a squad of fire warriors with rifles.

>>50927802
Just for example - drone controller on a squad with no drones.

>>50927859
Just make dark wolves

>>50927869
he's looking for something new after his chaos marines and you offer him the pg13 version of chaos marines , really ?

>>50927825
>TFV youve seen the videos of those sad landwales buying bad dragon, not out of furry fetish but because it's only brand that's large enough to get past the fat curtains.

>>50927850
but i 've got the drone markerlight with the Stealth and the guardian drone
>>50927843
like the bonding knife ?

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>>50927859
Use the pre heresy colour scheme, that's what I did.

Can you make a Shooty non horde Ork army? (that isn't 100% garbage, though Im not talking about tournament level)

>>50927843
>>50927850

Stop helping him. He's posted in like, the last 3 threads and just wants people to write lists for him. He hasn't even read the rules.

>>50927890
i personally love the dark angels but they aren't part of the regular codex so they might not be your thing
smurfs are actually are really good option as well , lot's of support from gw just beware of the amount of banter coming your way if you play them, it can get very annoying.
If you're up for the yellow i'dd say go for IF they're a really cool chapter that often get's overlooked imo. Dorne was one of the best primarchs

>>50927922
Thats not what any of that does, read the tau codex and kill team rules, and come back and ask for help then

>>50927933
Ork shooting is saturation shooting.

>>50927948
ok !

>>50927900
Yea dude, you got a problem?

>>50927963
yeah that's what I figured. ah well.

>>50927963
>>50927933
Ork shooting is fucking garbage, get kannons and run sluggas if you must. Shoota are fucking gay meme. Wow 60 shots but I killed 3 models. Fucking great

>>50927914
Even sadder is she was more shallow than the stereotypical bimbo blond.

I'm sure deep down she might be a good person. But all she shows off is the bitter person that brings her sex toy a public place.

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Game pics? Played a fun ass 2500 Pt game against my Tyranid bro yesterday. Managed to tie him 7-7 in objectives.

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Just used my airbrush for the first time today, and my god
Apart from the lengthy cleaning process it's so cool to use

>>50928006
>>50927933

My grots have more shooting kills than boys, MVP on shooting is my Warbikers by far though.

Twin-linked is just that great for Orks, gives you mediocre accuracy but the feel of all them dice and rollin 'em twice that's the feel of Dakka.

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>>50927933
Here's the army I'm working towards. Potential for 11 flame templates and 11 large blasts.

>>50928121
Even with jinking warbikers are amazing, I love them
Not even joking I've killed more space marines in shooting with grots than orks.

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So I asked in a previous thread, but what's the general consensus on the Mastodon? Good? Bad?

>>50928016
So if that's true, the new Magos is probably going to be worth his points just from never dying ever at range. The Omnissiah giveth and taketh away (Eternal Warrior).

What cool tricks do we think he and Grayfax will have? I heard he has his own canticles.

>>50927657
Almost every upgrade on there is worthless. The drone only buffs itself. Bonding knife is useless. The markerlight? Useless. Target lock? Useless.

Try this:
5 carbine strikers with emp grenades
1 burst cannon stealth
1 burst cannon stealth with counterfire defense system
1 fusion blaster stealth
1 burst cannon stealth shas'vre with counterfire defense system

Or if you aren't worried about bodies:
The same 4 stealth suits
Piranha with fusion and sensor spines

>>50927657
0/10 not HoR

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>>50927636
>Thief or Savior?
>Of all the protagonists who are fighting on Cadia, Trazyn the Infinite is without a doubt the strangest. It is curiosity that drives him to Cadia, but he plays an important role in the first volume of the saga, Gathering Storm. Of course, some people are none too happy to see him, such as Belisarius Cawl. In spite of this, the Archmagos understands that the arrival of Trazyn in these dark hours is no mere coincidence. The Necron knows (or claims to know) the secrets of the pylons of Cadia. He also has another role to play, especially when he opens his tesseract crypts and releases his Imperial prisoners to fight the armies of Abaddon. But in this case, how will he make up for his rare collection?

For people who don't know French.

>>50928167
Only infantry I've found myself unable to grot to death is plague terminators.

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>>50928207
Whoops, wrong picture.

>>50928207
Aww, I was hoping him and the Archmagos would be bros. Thanks, though.

>>50928207
Nobody knows French.

Not to be an ass but I want rules for the 5 new models.

I will eventually read the fluff, but I want the rules before ordering the big guy and his cheerleaders

>>50928207
>Trollzyn backs up his buddies on Cadia
Utterly based

>>50928239
Those are in the book, not WD. The book isn't out until the 14th. You're in for a wait.

>>50928239
>Not to be an ass but I want rules for the 5 new models.
No offence taken, but I doubt we will be seeing much of the rules prior to the release.

Especially since, from what I can tell of these pages, they are apparently selling all three of the special characters in one package? Not sure if they come separately or not, but I don't know Italian so I couldn't tell you.

>>50928207
>>50928223
St Celestine confirmed for MUSEUMD.com

>>50928207
That Saint Celestine has some really huge legs.

>>50928260
I want leaks of the rules. We had those by now with IA.

>>50928270
Same question I ask about hip Celestin in the art and fat celestin model.

>>50928302
>I want leaks of the rules. We had those by now with IA.

Nope. That happened the day the pre-order went up.

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>>50928299
>mfw she will never wrap them around my head

>>50928223
>>50928207
What? What the fuck? The Trazyn prisoners okay with what happened with them? Some of them were prisoners for thousands of years. They gonna just accept being locked in horrific dimensional vaults and turned into living light displays?

And Trazyn betraying the Necrons by reliving the secrets of the Pylons and helping the lesser races? What the hell is going on? If the imperium falls, the galaxy will be easier to conquer and its treasure would be easier to loot.

GW raping the lore again. Why are you guys okay with this?

>>50928334

>If Chaos wins the galaxy will be easier to conquer and its treasure easier to loot

you are one stupid motherfucker

>>50928334
>being this autistic about lore we haven't even been able to read yet

>>50928334
Cause Crons hate chaos more than anything (except eldar and Old ones.)

>>50928207
>first volume of the saga,

So they are doing it WHFB End Times style with seperate books covering different arcs and races. But if they are going start it with Cadia falling, then where is it going to end?

>>50928318
We had them almost a week before pre orders. That was the reason I didn't bought the damn thing. Copy pasted rules for shit I already had no thanks. Sticking to pirated stuff if they are not putting any effort in their products

>>50928334
>The Trazyn prisoners okay with what happened with them?
It just says he is releasing them anon, I don't know what you read but nowhere does it say they were okay with it.

>And Trazyn betraying the Necrons by reliving the secrets of the Pylons and helping the lesser races?

He isn't betraying his race, and for someone who is complaining about "lore rape" you pretty clearly don't know yours. Since Trazyn pretty clearly doesn't give a shit about his race, considering he attacks his own kind to loot them of shit all the time.

Not to mention Anrakyr teamed up with the Blood Angles and used Necron superweapons against the Tyranids too.

> If the imperium falls, the galaxy will be easier to conquer and its treasure would be easier to loot.

Anon, I think you might just be retarded.

>>50928365
No, they hate tyranids. chaos isn't a threat to the necrons they have no souls.

>>50928366
>But if they are going start it with Cadia falling, then where is it going to end?

It started with Traitor's Hate/Angel's Blade. Onto Curse of the Wulfen and Wrath of Magnus, now Fall of Cadia.

>>50928334
>And Trazyn betraying the Necrons by reliving the secrets of the Pylons and helping the lesser races?
>And Trazyn betraying the Necrons

You mean that thing he already does all the time?

>>50928396
And the entire pylon project was just for shit and giggles, nothing do do with necrons being defenseless against psykers.

>>50928334
>helping the lesser races
the first time around, the necrons came and blew up a blackstone fortress because FUCK the eldar and FUCK chaos

Them doing it again is hardly out of character.

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>>50928334
>Trazyn
>Giving a shit about the Silent King or his own race
pick 1

>>50928334
>prisoners
eh time dilation, when you're stuck in something like that your mind kinda breaks and you lose all sense of time or reason. i could see them not being helpful for a while

>lore rape
it's not so bad after the 10th time and it's not like GW tries to be consistent with it

>>50928392
>Since Trazyn pretty clearly doesn't give a shit about his race, considering he attacks his own kind to loot them of shit all the time.

Trayzn has a quote that says that as sure as the galaxy will return to rightful Necron rule all treasures in the galaxy will belong to the Necrons since they are the only ones who can appreciate them.

This shows that he gives a fuck.

>Anrakyr teamed up with the Blood Angles

It was a desperate alliance to save a tomb world. The crons have no dog in the fight between the Imperium and traitors. They have everything to gain by allowing them to destroy each other.

>>50928396
>chaos isn't a threat to them
>coming from a race that developed anti-warp weapons and defenses specifically because of how much Chaos could harm them

Yeah, that makes a lot of sense anon.

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>>50927556
What's with people mixing Tau with Madoka?

>>50928446
They developed them to fight old ones. The old cron codex says that Necrons and C'tan were not harmed by the enslaver and daemon outbreak that killed off 99% of life in the galaxy.

crons are soulless that means daemons won't go after them.

>>50927613
Squiggoths are iconic for Snakebites, so yes - very okay.

You could convert some (boar) chariots to use them as warbuggies or wartrakks. Some boars could also have tank treads instead of rear legs.

>>50928452
Weeboo shit is my guess or just echancing the meme rumor of Tau being made to sell in japan

>>50928056
I will probably have pictures in the next week or two. My army won't be fully painted, but that's because I don't think I can paint that many models that fast. At least the vehicles will be painted.

>>50928452
>Why do autists do things?

That's a deep, dark, black hole you don't want to explore, anon

>>50928444
>Trayzn has a quote that says that as sure as the galaxy will return to rightful Necron rule all treasures in the galaxy will belong to the Necrons since they are the only ones who can appreciate them.
Source? I'm pretty sure I've read every bit of fluff pertaining to the guy and I don't recall any such quote. Not saying you are wrong, but there is a chance he appeared in something and I overlooked it.

But the whole point is that he isn't really betraying his race by helping out the lesser races. Especially when his race is so fractured to begin with, and each Overlord is already doing things for their own view on what benefits their race.

Really the only one who actually cares about that would be the Silent King and Anrakyr.

>It was a desperate alliance to save a tomb world.
True, but he still used Necron technology to aid them much like Trazyn could be doing with the pylons. Desperate or not, this is still a case of them willing working alongside each other rather than a betrayal of the Necron species.

>The crons have no dog in the fight between the Imperium and traitors

The Necrons have a pretty big beef with Chaos, since the warp is something that can cause major damage to them. They also had a lot of systems in place to try to cut off the warp before.

>They have everything to gain by allowing them to destroy each other.

Again, not really, if anything they want humanity to survive. Remember that the Silent King wanted to undo the biotransference? Hence why they fight against the tyranids so much. Can't return to living form if there is nothing living left.

They would be opposed to Chaos winning for similar reasons.

>>50928401
It says "First volume".

Traitor hate and Curse of the Wulfen are separate from the Whatever Fall of Cadia is..

>>50928452
The Tau empire tends to attract weebs.and the kind of people who love tasteless conversions/anime references in their models

Space marines lend themselves to the mlp crowd, but it's mostly because of the 'shock value' and both things being recognizable to nirmies and sort of having meme-status on the net.

Tyranids of course get the typical boring as fuck 'Hurr i'm gonna make them look like Xenomorphs!' shit every unoriginal fuckwit spouts at least once per week at the lgs.

And i guess that leaves Orks to just general pop-culture refs/mad max?

>>50928545
Nope, it's all part of the same thing. They consider Traitor's Hate, WoM and stuff a prelude to it, then Fall of Cadia is the first part of the Gathering Storm.

It all covers the 13th Black Crusade and events surrounding it.

>>50928547
Don't forget the dragon dildos for the nids.


SoB is a mix of beta males, qt metal girls, guys just to annoying other player with their Battle Harem and just old players having a kick.

Chaos usually edgy teens or people that wanted random shit but do not like orks.

>>50928574
and necrons ?

>>50928547
>>50928574
>>50928593

Necros for the worst painters.

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>>50928474
>They developed them to fight old ones.
Yes, the Old Ones who directly used the warp to fight back against the Necrons. Hence why the Necrons would likely see Chaos as a similar threat since its one thing to have the Warp weaponized against you, and another to be having it sentient and trying to take over the galaxy.

>The old cron codex
And new Cron codex is that they just went to sleep before that occurred because they didn't think they could stand against the Eldar after they fought the C'tan.

>crons are soulless that means daemons won't go after them.

And in the new fluff Daemons have gone after them, there was even a whole thing with a tomb world partially becoming a Daemon world. Not to mention there's shit like pic related.

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r8 my list m8s

>>50927764
What's wrong with the current IG models? I like the way mine look.

>>50928593
Necrons usually are magnets for bad painters or lazy painters.

>>50928168
from what i hear from /hhg/ its pretty bad and i can see why at 750 points all you're getting is a nice box to put units in that need to do the actual killing
it's gun is laughably bad for a 750 point vehicle , even with it's transport capacity

>>50928622
i'll take that over the 12 dozen white primed players in my store desu

>>50928126

Whoa. Nice!

>>50928639
Say that after a game vs the Tonkacrons.

>>50928618
If SoB get new plastic Troops, then Cadian basic box is going to be the oldest models still in production.

Not sure if Berzerkes are older than Cadian plastic.

>>50928574
>>50928593

I'm referring more to sort of bad/unfunny ideas that some autists take too far and actually ruin their models with. Rather than stereotypes of the players

Necrons? I don't know, Spruecrons? one guy did it, but it was actually pretty clever and well done.

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>>50928299

I'd worry more about the support scrolls snapping.

>>50928649
>tau : dont paint them, or spray them white

everytime

>>50928654
Well in the livestream for the new year they did literally say that everybody would be getting something in 2017; regardless of what army you have.

So I imagine we might be getting an update to the Cadia kit too. At least going by the trend of last year with all the updated models.

>>50928675
She isn't fucking fat, god fucking dammit.

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>>50928694

Whatever you say, chubby-chaser.

>>50928601
daemons attacking necrons are more like freak accidents than deliberate acts of war.

>>50928543
>‘We take your treasures from you now as we shall surely take the galaxy in its turn. You have not the wit to appreciate either, and thus you are not worthy of them.’

Here is the trazyn quote it's from the cron picture section in the brb.

I still don't see why should the cron care about chaos winning. they are not tyranids they won't wipe off life.

>>50928207
>check em flesh bag
>hips
>pose

has gw been doing 4chan research?

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>>50928654
Really?

>>50928618
their heads and hands are to big , the box is SEVERLY lacking in special weapon options (just buy 3 CCS boxes at 23€ to kit out 1 squad of vets) and they have huge fucking moldlines all over. the one on the left earmuffthingy on the helmet is such a fucking bitch to scrape of to

>>50928677
I have never seen a fully painted, or even vaguely well painted Tau force, same with Eldar

Eldarfags manage to get their Scorpions and Dragons painted, sometimes the dark reapers too, but there is ALWAYS an unprimed or just white sprayed 5 man swooping hawk team, and i have never ever seen a Wraithknight with paint on it in real life. Also the Scatbikes/Farseers are always half-finished.

Any of you know of two player campaign/consecutive scenarios?

Specifically I play orkz and my buddy plays Muhrines

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>>50928654
I think SoB will get a new jumpy unit box. Still not sure they get new standard sisters.

>>50928712
That thing is still sold?

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>>50928775
This too, and it's still fucking white-metal.

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>>50928775
yep

Orkz get no love from GW, but thats okay, because I love them

>>50928675
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>>50928766
My fucking Valkir Heavy Troops that count as Not! SoB but Inquisitorial Battle Harem look thinner than that

>>50928788
>>50928712
donno what that anon was saying
metal guard regiments are still being sold to and my valhallans' sculpt is older than i am

>>50928547
Guard would be people who like Colonial Marines or Starship Troopers and Star Wars and sometimes go too far modeling all that. Every Guard player I've met also won't shut up about World War 2 and war in general. They start talking about tanks and guns and just go on and on.

There's a female Guard player at the store and she's pretty chill. She paints her whole army, she has competitive and casual lists for whatever kind of game you want to play, and she's not bad at the game. I've never stomped her, it's always been fairly close. However, there's this one male Guard player who always tries to bond with her and starts rambling about WW2 and tanks. She's polite about conversing with him, but she always looks at us like "Help me" and always moves around the place trying to get someone to play with her so that she will have an excuse to talk less. I feel a little bad, because I know I wouldn't want to deal with that either, but it's pretty funny to watch.

How to fix sisters
>Turn them into a psyker army, with characters providing one warp charge.
>New miracle themed disciplines replace acts of faith.
>Seraphim can use pistols profiles in close combat instead of CCW.
>Give them an assault transport flier.

>>50928788
that one still looks pretty sick desu

I will say I do think orkz on average have the oldest still in print modelbase

I mean the only new thing we've gotten in years was the gorka/morkanaut cash in

AND THEY WEREN'T EVEN GOOD GW, I GOT ONE OF EACH.

BUT. THEY. AREN'T. EVEN. GOOD.

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>>50928649
>space marines : spray them black
>Looks at my own Space Marines
>They're black right now
>MisterPlinket's_Sad_Oh.webm

>>50928788
That actually looks good.

But I feel you. I sold my Penitent Engines and got Chinaman recast. Why? Because I got sick and tired of them chipping, breaking and carrying the fucking heavy shits.

>>50928817
No.

>>50928820
The issue is it's a single gorkamorka character that has to serve as every model in a unit.

I'm wanting to make some plague Terminators for a Nurgle themed army with some of the FW conversion kit...

The problem is the regular chaos terminator legs look very unmatched in that Plague marines typically don't have heavy iconified gold trims on most of them. I was thinking about using HH terminator legs, but I'm not sure if they would be a good fit or make sense "lore" wise.

what kind of legs should I consider using? I'll prolly greenstuff some stuff on them but not too heavily.

>>50928817
>Give them an assault transport flier
>to transport into combat useless repentias
Sound serious.

My fellow Ork players tell me of your shenanigans. Or for non-Ork gits tell me of your games played against them.

>>50928853
>make sense "lore" wise
They are HH era, so go ahead.

>>50928853

Kromlech has third party Nurgle Terminator legs.

>>50928207
I don't know who this Trazyn guy is as I'm rusty on recent 40k lore but goddamn he sounds like a real bro.

>>50928816
This.

I forgot about fucking WWII Autism from guard players, i remember an old leafblower player who never stopped talking about military history.

Oh and don't forget the classic

>That dickhead who paints his IG like Nazis thinking it's the funniest shit ever
>That guy who does the same, plays it totally straight faced and wonders why he gets banned from the store.

>>50928895
Most people agree that he is literally the best thing Matt Ward has ever introduced into the Warhammer 40k setting.

And I am seriously not joking about that. It's one of the few things people think Ward did a good job with.

>>50928816
>>50928904
>tfw a huge WW2 buff
>tfw I now just realized everyone probably hates me

thanks I guess

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>>50928547
>>50928816
>>50928904

Shit like this makes me wonder how many army stereotypes about their players are actually real

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>>50928207
Then the giant of a man Trazyn has lock up is MOTHER FUCKING SIGISMUND ISN'T HE?!?!? MY DIIIIIIIICK!!!!!!!!

>>50928895
He's seriously the best.

One time he went to Cato Sicarius and said to him, "Hey your Primarch and I used to be pals, and I'm thinking about heading to Maccrage and grabbing him. Since I would appreciate his company more than you would. See ya!"

Then another time he told the Salamanders that he had an artifact of Vulkan's, dragged them into a decade long war, then at the end said he was just kidding and tried to steal the spear from their chapter master. He got it tip first into him, but it wasn't really him but a duplicate. This happened twice, to the Salamander's ire.

The guy is seriously the best.

>>50928871
>Not transporting assault seraphims with fancy pistols

>>50928871
>Play SoB, bring traditional MSU SoB with random Repetians in a Rhino for fun.
>Find marine player,
>Brings a Knight.
>Ok.jpg
>Every shit of mine get destroy
>Repentias still alive but ignored
>Some how manage to get into melee with the Knight
>Store owners plays the attack on Titan theme song
>Repentias destroy the Knight.
>Repentias by sheer luck are still alive.
>Destroy smash fucker in melee.
>Store owner puts the faggy silent hill song "one more soul to the call" or something
>Anorher squad destroy by Repentias
>Marine player Rage quits.
>Actually left the store leaving the models behind.
>mfw I have no face

>>50928875
>Against Chaos Space Marines
>He fields 3 Maulerfiends
>He's on me within seconds because of absurd movement speed
>Immobilize one in my shooting phase
>Get charged
>Immobilize seconds
>3rd charge on 2nd tankbusta unit
>Immobilize 3rd

Never seen my brother throw such an anger fit as his now useless Maulerfiends just sit there for the rest of the game because of Tankhunter rerolls.

>>50928939
well i play slaanesh daemons and i'm an artist

>>50928941
Sigismund making a return would be magical.

>>50928926
I doubt people hate you, unless you often corner them to ramble about WW2 when they clearly don't care. Once in a while is fine, because we all have moments when we ramble about things our friends don't care about, but often is autism tier. Then they might hate you, but I feel like you don't do that.

>>50928904
That's true, the Nazi shit too. Death Korps Nazi love. To be fair, the Guard girl does like the Nazi uniforms a lot. That's the one thing the two bonded over. They both agreed they looked on point, but that's not exactly a wild opinion. Lots of people thought their uniforms were fantastic.

>>50928895
Trazyn is basically Dr. Doom with a sense of humor and loves collecting (read stealing) shit from everybody.

Really simple on paper, but he is actually a really fun character.

What player stereotypes are there about orkz? I see everyone talking about it but not about muh mean green machines.

>>50928981
Wouldn't the Steal Legion make more sense for Nazi stuff? Death Korps are more WWI, while the Armageddon guys have more WWII aesthetics.

>>50928994
Fun guys all around.

>>50928994
1) Fun guys
2) Least WAAC of all
3) Moaners but understandable because abused

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>>50928904
The guy just wants to talk about what he's passionate about.

You sound like sort of a jerk anon. Just listen for once.

Also Nazi guard would be awesome if painted well.

>>50928994
Used to be they were all bros, now it's a mix of people that just seem to have given up at deployment and ones that make a 1k game take 4 hours with constant sighing and comparing their shit to other armies.

>>50929052
>The guy just wants to talk about what he's passionate about.

That reminds me of the pasta with the guy trying to explain his love of anal vore to his family.

>>50929034
>Confederation
>Nazi
is that some sort of "World's losers team"?

>>50928601
>sending machines against the machine wrecker army
Chaos is stupid beyond measure.

>>50929082
could you get it ?
i'm interrested by this pasta

>>50929052
It gets annoying really fast.
All though it's not worst than the Soviet Union circle jerk guys.

>>50929101
I'll let you google for it, that's half the fun.

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>>50928962
I feel for him.

A tank getting immobilized makes sense, provides a challenge and the fucker can still fire and be effective.

A walker getting immobilized is retarded it makes them useless and it's more frustrating than just blowing up.

Immobilized walkers should just cut their movement in half.

t. IWfag

>>50928994
Awkward males who don't mind losing all the time because "Orkz never lose!!1" and "I don't care if I win or not, I just want to have fun". Can't forget them insecurely laughing and going "Waaagghhh!"

>>50929052
People who love to talk about what they are passionate about need to read the fucking room. When there is at the least, mild interest, by all means ramble about your passion, but when no one cares and is trying to actively talk about other things, and captain brain damage keeps bringing it back to WW2, there's a problem.

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>>50928887
thanks, they look pretty cool, if not alittle off, just abit.
>>50928876
The current plague terminator kits they sell on FW are based on the current terminators around in 40k (except the helmet). So I don't know if HH terminator legs would make sense.

They do look fitting but the backs of them are just abit off. I'm trying to find some leg bits that are kind of like Typhus's, which I guess is more like regular space marine terminator leggings, but it sounds awful to just get some terminators and take a knife to the emblems and shit.

I know it's a nitpick but I wanna make these guys awesome.

>>50928649
>admech : spray them red
That's stupid, you're stupid.

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>>50929082
>anal vote

And to think I had distracted myself from the worlds degeneracy for a moment.

>>50929128
>Emperor
>fat american with tiny hands who whining on twitter

>>50928597
>>50928574
>>50928547
IG stands alone!

>>50929172
Did you miss the nazi, soviet and ww ramblers?

>>50928875
I got to second place in a tourney because of a hilariously bad rolling IG player

>go to local tourney with muh orkz because fuck it
>first guy brought a for fun list like I did
> we have a long and good game, barely beat him on obj
>second game is the same
>third game puts me against this IG guy who is there to win, has a gunline backed by arty backed with tanks and a big gunship
>march my boy blob right up the middle for max speed, send my biker deathstar up the right, have a humble unit of killa kans in front of the boyz
>his round, all his arty misses somewhow, and one of his plasma tanks hurts itself
>i just keep moving towards him
>he misses everything AGAIN
>his gunline's in range now
>nearly all misses
>gorknmork are with me this day
>arty actually hits a bit, nothing the boyz can't handle
>his gunship comes in
>this thing is going to ruin my day, I have almost no anti air
>he wipes out all of my killa kans in one bout of shooting but one
>and that little fucker is pissed
>my round WAAAGH, move, run
>last killa kan fires his one rockit
>hit, fucker jinks, STILL hit
>somehow get a pen, roll a fucking explosion on the chart

I don't know the mathematical odds, but to put it in latent terms, I hit with a 6, penned with a 6, and rolled a 6 on the damage chart, and he missed his save

I then proceeded to roll into him with a couple of 8+ range charges, I tabled him on turn 5

>>50929172
We've already established that IG is WW2 autism.

And sometimes girls, which I still don't get. Some have said because of the whole "Men in Uniform" thing, but i don't know. I personally think the girls secretly like men dying for them.

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>>50927613
Giant hairy squig (GROT) tanks

>>50929146
WALL
A
L
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Got my first knight for Christmas, i play Admech, any fun conversion ideas ?

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>>50929142
many thing shoul be left secret, such as greater deamon invocation and anal vore

>>50928875
>Running a Speed Freak list against Eldar.
>Playing Malestrom of War
>Say fuck it, go balls to the wall, turbo boost EVERYTHING on turn one
>Bikes eat all of his shooting turn one, get wiped out to a man
>Still have four trukks of boys, and two looted wagons full already in his grill for turn 2 charges
>Hit his lines like a goddamn Mack Truck
>Stay locked into combat to neutralize shooting for the rest of the game
>Trukks run around capping objectives
>One Nob with a power klaw backhands his way through a whole unit of Swooping Hawks with an Autarch with that AP3 sword
Game ended 11vp-1vp, my favor

>I was surprised as you were.

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>>50929172
>>50928547
>>50928574
>>50928597

>>50928690
That almost annoys me. IG, at least my IG, are supposed to be uniform in look. New models will fuck that all up.

40k Lexicanum or Warhammer 40k wiki?

Don't say 1d4chan, I cringe at 99% of the shit on there anymore

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>>50929246
I refuse to read that.

>>50929237
how does it feel to shill for someone only to be conned by him ?
and on top of that what does 40k have to do with trump ?

>>50929205
If you want psychology 101 for college. At a basic level all women want men protecting themselves hence IG is match made in haven.

Also pin up potential. All girls want to look like a sexual objects, but do not want to be treated like that.

End of college psychology 101

>>50929267

Lexicanum is the more "accurate" one, 40k wiki tends to copy-paste from the resources itself, so you get a little more out of it at the risk of it being inaccurate.

>>50929268
I am 99.9% sure its fake. But maybe not.

>>50929280
shitposters brought him up before this tbqh, you post shitpost trump memes like tiny hands and stuff, you're going to call /pol/ on

>>50929267
Lexicanum for sources and interpretations
40k Wiki for copypasta and hard numbers

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>>50927890
steel confessors if iron hands
crimspn fists if IF

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>>50929250
well then i think i've had enough internet today

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Spoilers from white dwarf, the yellow bar:

Thief or Savior?

Of all the protagonists who are fighting on Cadia, Trazyn the Infinite is without a doubt the strangest. It is curiosity that drives him to Cadia, but he plays an important role in the first volume of the saga, Gathering Storm. Of course, some people are none too happy to see him, such as Belisarius Cawl. In spite of this, the Archmagos understands that the arrival of Trazyn in these dark hours is no mere coincidence. The Necron knows (or claims to know) the secrets of the pylons of Cadia. He also has another role to play, especially when he opens his tesseract crypts and releases his Imperial prisoners to fight the armies of Abaddon. But in this case, how will he make up for his rare collection?

So the Deathwatch won't help kill a chaos god but allying with Necrons is ok now? RIP gw

>>50929313
>>w-what does the emperor have to do with 40k
Imperium have two headed eagle, not american shit

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>>50928961
That's fucking rad tbfh

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>>50928325
one can imagine

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See this is what happens when you shitpost /leftypol/ memes about Trump. You invoke the inner /pol/ack that lurks behind the shadows.

>>50929325
>but allying with Necrons is ok now

It's been okay for years now anon. Where the fuck have you been?

And read the thread next time faggot. We already posted that translation, AND discussed "meh lore rape" already.

>>50929255
The IG player basically always loses, and I figured out why. The QT Eldar fag in the middle said that there are some games they record where the IG player just tables people and it's too boring to upload. So basically if he wins, it's a bad game.

I like the Ork/Sister bro a lot too. He's cute and really nice and kinda dumb in that charming way. It's like an adorable girl screwing up, you can't help but be like, "Aww". Eldar fag I like a lot because obviously he's handsome, and I like ITC tournament tier battle reports and lists. He also plays some fun games where he's not trying as hard and does sillier lists.

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>>50929188
Ah... yes... now I see them. Fuck... I always think of my troops like they're Eastern Bloc. I guess all 40k players are just living memes.

>>50929325
>So the Deathwatch won't help kill a chaos god but allying with Necrons is ok now? RIP gw

What is Shield of Baal?

And wow, the xenophobic as fuck Deathwatch that specializes in exterminating aliens didn't want to work with the Eldar. Who fucking knew that would happen?

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Remember when Tau had flayers. To counter Titans?

Well GW forgot and now the STORMSURGE exists

>>50929323

There's Kill Team thread up if you want to ask there.

>>50929362
/leftpol/ pls calm down

>>50929250
> "HAHA, I HAVE THE BEST COVER SAVE IN THE ENTIRE GAME"
> LOCKED IN COMBAT.

Seriously this is like the best option ever for dealing with shooty armies. I once tabled a Scions army with a combination of Reserve Fuckery, and just charging every deep striker with my tactical squads.
> 4 Bolt Pistols
> Frag Grenade
> Charge the survivors out of my cover
> Any squad still in melee can't get shot, and kills the enemy squad on my enemy's turn.

>>50929377
i'm just sick of the /pol/ meme about 40k

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>>50929339
>You invoke the inner /pol/ack that lurks behind the shadows.

I FEEL THE /pol/ OVER TAKING ME

IT IS A GOOD PAIN

>>50929376
oh shit I didn't know there are separate threads for 40k and Kill Team, my bad.

>>50929391
Is that Imperial Fists of Fist Exemplar?

>>50929394
Well if you had just fucking kept your trap shut this thread wouldn't have exploded like it did

if there's one thing I've learned in 4chan it's don't argue with /pol/ or post lefty shit, their shitposting multiplies tenfold and then more of them come smelling the shittening

>>50929413
There isn't always.

>>50929391
oh my god at least take a good picture of his face for an edit, or maybe it was the less worse
anyway no more (You) for you i'm going to do some paintings, good bye

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>>50929128
>>50929237
>>50929313
DELETE THIS!

THE FUCKING ELECTIONS ARE OVER STOP BRINGING YOUR CANCER!!!

REEEEEEEEEE!

>>50929369

Remember when the Skitarii were mostly a PDF and defensive force accompanying AdMech fleets and defending Forge Worlds, not setting off on quests of their own because it'd be a threat to Imperial dominance if they had their own military? How about when the Sisters of Silence were all dead, or the Custodes haven't stepped outside the Imperial Palace since the Emperor was interred?

Fluff ultimately serves the models. If GW wants to make big robots even if previous lore dismissed them as stupid, WE'RE GONNA GET BIG ROBOTS. We're going to have new fluff that justifies these new models and why they're out and about suddenly, because this is ultimately about the miniatures, and while the fluff makes good context for the character and abilities of those miniatures, if it gets in the way it gets retconned.

>>50929468
report it all, left, right, whatever, all off-topic, all trash.

>>50929468
well tell the lefties to not post their shit in the first place then

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>>50929219
Freaking genius!

>>50929491
>not post their shit
Such as..?

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We need to make a rule about not responding to /pol/ nor to things inside the OP.

Like make a list about what is bait.

Maybe /pol/ is /tg/ punishment for raiding /b/

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If you think about it, the imperium is really racist

If the emperor was smart, like me, he'd realize diversity is a strength.

There's no reason to have borders or planet-nations, the xenos should be let in so they can enrich the imperium. Anyone who disagrees is a bigot.

Cadians don't even have a culture, they've always been a planet of immigrants.

>>50929524

I hid the reply chain, apparently, or it caught in my filters because I can't see any of this.

Just report and hide, why is that so hard. Fuck, report the responders if the consistently keep biting the bait. It'll be for their own good.

>>50929507
Do you not see the string of replies that led to where we are now?

>>50929413

Not always, no. But might as well take advantage of it.

I've got $400 burning a hole in my pocket. Trips decides what I buy (40k related)

>>50929573
filters and recursive filtering.

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>>50928207
>mfw he takes Abaddons new arms for his rare collection

What non Tau army has the highest average bs?

>>50929585
three of the IG starter sets
>>50929590
then why the ever loving fuck are you asking for eamples

>>50929325
>So the Deathwatch won't help kill a chaos god but allying with Necrons is ok now?

Miss Shield of Baal?

>>50929573
>Do you not see the string of replies that led to where we are now?
Yeah I see mentions of Confederation and Nazis as loosers (and they are losers), see mentions of fact that Trump is fat and sort of didn't fit Emperor title (especially since he is american), that brexit actually ruined UK economy.
Where is leftism?

>>50929546
Diversity is a false strength, as it leads to internal strife and struggles. If the Imperium actually allowed xenos citizenship in itself, that would lead to hundreds of internal political factions all vying for control of the imperium at large, or at least then trying to sabotage their shitty little planet that they form ghettos on. That leads to even more problems. Sure you can utilize the xenos to colonize planets that humans can't or utilize them militarily, but the fact still remains that you must then use up a substantial amount of political power in oppressing them to stop their own political movements..

The Imperium is completely correct in their insistence on purging xenos, as it allows them to completely take land and resources from them with no need to worry at all about insurgencies.

>>50929585
an entire Skitarii battleforce and matching paint to make a Pimp my ride army

>>50929585
A dragon dildo to convert into a cannon or terrain piece.

>>50929325

Were the Harlequins involved in Eldrad's Ynead gambit, or are they doing their own thing, because their own Codex seems to say they have their own plan to fuck over Chaos.

>>50929615
>Diversity is a false strength
That's why all empires in history were multiethnical, and loyalty to empire>nation

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>>50929585
Orkified wraithknights

In universe, does anyone in the imperium have the cheek to call corvus-pattern armor beakie?

>>50929637
but anon didn't you hear? >>50929613 says that there is no leftism in attacking trump and bitching about nazis

>>50929561
Harder to do on phone. At home sure thing.

Fucking /pol/ is like the new /b/

>>50929653
The name beakie comes from what Orkz called them

>>50929637
People getting sick of people overreaction to retards overreacting to other retards overacting to memes.

>>50929653

That's a name given to them by Orks, although it's probably also slang used by less disciplined Guardsmen.

>>50929655
>m in attacking trump
Where?
>and bitching about nazis
Excuse me, but wasn't Nazis beated by USSR and USA?

>>50929226
Try to come up with a list that works well but isn't a War Convocation.

You can't.

>>50929627
Some come with thier own syringe for fake cum. So it could actually shoot!

>>50929585
A 401k

>>50929629
Ynnead 9is required to save Cegorach from being eaten by Slaanesh. The harlequin that died in Death Masque left the Black Library under-defended in the exact time that Ahriman is gearing for the new Library invasion with the help of Magnus's+Abaddon's forces.

>>50929585

9 Penitent Engines.

>>50929697
>fat american tiny hands

>>50929699
It's a template weapon.

>>50929689
>>throwing a fit about nazis
Nope, I just called them a losers, because they kind of lost WW2.
>>posting lol so funny john oliver trump memes
Such as..?
>You invoke politics
I, not >>50929034 ?

>>50929205
>IG is WW2 autism
Not really. Valhallan's are, but Catachan's are Rambo/Predator, Tallarn are Lawrence of Arabia. Krieg is a pulp Weird War 2 Germans, and Cadians are sort of generic sci-fi trooper. I'd say IG are basically "army movie" greatest hits rather than the forces of a particular period.

The women are because they're regulation humans and thus the easiest place to have more women on the battlefield outside of Eldar.

>>50929701
To what end?
I'm not retiring til I'm dead.

>>50929325
>how will he make up for his rare collection?

Who is going be taken home by Trazyn? Celestine?

>>50929585
A bunch of crytocurrency, and one unit to safeguard your cryptocurrency (hide it on a microSD card under his base).

>>50929637
I want both lefties and righties shitting up threads deported to an island with no internet and only food enough for 1/4 of them.

>>50929710
I don't get it, do you imply that Trump isn't fat, or hist hands aren't tiny?
And mentioned the fact that he is american because according to 40k fluff Merica was main Emperor's enemy during Unification wars.

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>>50929736
New SoB models confirmed

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>>50929731
>/tg/ is a lefty board
Not once in the half-decade I've been here.
Only in the last few months have you autistic cumstains been ruining this board.

>>50929729
1945 showed that they did something wrong.

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>>50929757
Well we know how that would turn out

>>50929736
>GW hypes up Celestine only to squat her in trazyns dungeon.

It fits.

>>50929137
Just built these and they are awesome. Standard Chaos terminator legs work with them pretty well. I've found that all you really need to do to make them fit is for any clean open areas to use you knife and/or drill to make pits and cluster of holes in the armor. You could also green stuff a few little blobs for boils, but I don't think it's necessary.

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Trying to run GSC without vehicles or 400 acolytes is tough.

Hoping my 50 neophytes can come through next game.

Just basecoated these guys.

I blame Wil Wheaton for all these leftos and spergs invading the hobby.

>>50929784
It is going to be even more painful if the rules are OP as fuck and she gets squated on the next book.

>>50927687
Start comparing costs of similar units with him. Nobody bitched about my Nob Bikestar when I showed them TWC.

Finally, invite him to swap armies for a game or two. He'll have to read the codex & its rules & maybe it'll occur to him that Chaos has similar shit with detriments instead of benefits for the same or greater points cost than SM and/or SW.

Experience is the enemy of bias.

>>50929776
Right wing has a disproportional number of gun nuts and doomsday preppers, so those guys (not the whole right wing, just those guys) might end up ruling the island.

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So what does /tg/ think of the new Admech box? Was thinking of picking it up on the models alone (except for the priests). But how is the formation?

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>people itt unfairly targeting /pol/ and blaming /pol/acks

Reminder that /pol/ is a board of peace, we have brought no trouble here. Crossboard shitposters are not true /pol/acks, they are extremists radicalized by /leftypol/ bigots.

Heil Hitler and may you all have a pleasant day.

>>50929792

Fuck off, you human garbage.
40k doesn't belong to any political view.

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>Fall of Cadia
>Magnus attacking Fenris

Warhammer 40,000: The End Times?

>>50929817
>There are still Jews fucking shit up for everyone else tho
So what?

>>50929820
>40k doesn't belong to any political view.
That's where you're wrong, you degenerate filth

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>this fucking thread
By the Emperor, PURGE IT

>>50929720
No silly, I am saying the stereotype for the players is WW2 autism. The forces of IG are definitely army movie like you say.

TFW you find out about jews or negros playing at your FLGs and you have to go to a new store an extra mile away from now on...

>>50929822
no just the lore finally advancing

GW actually wants to keep 40k, there are going to be changes, but not like Fantasy to AOS

>>50929843
Oh. My bad then.

>>50929808
Or murdering one another in a bid for power.

>>50929852
Did GW forgot that 40k is a setting where stories happen?

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>>50929836
Really?
Also, if I remember correctly black boy and white girl are new faces of GW hobby poster.

>>50929862
I have ONCE. He showed up with his son and asked me if I wanted to play, so I asked him what army he had..

His response was "Taudar", in that exact term. I actually clenched my ass so hard that my buddy later told me he had never seen anyone make such an expression. Of course he had an army consisting of 5 Riptides(3 of which were the FW variants) supported by Scatbikes.

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>>50929839
"Last night I Pierced in 'n' out of your sister"

>>50929873
yeah actually

I mean the lore hasn't anything significant like this happen in a decade or so?

>>50929804
Well, it certainly proved that there marketing strategies right.

>>50929873
The already told all the stories they want in it. The authors and fans got bored of it that's why sales are down. They need a new shake up to catch interest again and boost sales.

>>50929906
>Well, it certainly proved that there marketing strategies right.
Sorry but since when populism starts means nazism?

>>50927705
BANE?

>>50929891
>Also, if I remember correctly black boy and white girl are new faces of GW hobby poster.
ok, it's jewy marketing. Doesn't mean those demographics are involved anywhere near as much as white, right-leaning males in their 20's and 30's

>>50929790
those are the best looking /gsc models /i'e ever seen.
>on the internet
50 of them must look fucking amazing
are those conversion poses too?

>>50929828

>Deduces that I'm a child because I hit enter before my post
Nice tardspeak.

>>50929836

Walk into oncoming traffic.

>>50929907
How the fuck they finish telling stories in 10k bloody years between 30k and 40k

Never mind I just hope this Gathering of the Storm is not another medusa or 13th shit global campaign

>>50928207
Trazyn is truly the most based character.

>>50929949
>not even washed
>best looking

ahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAa

>>50929945
>ok, it's jewy marketing.
And it's also showing what kind of audience they want.
Also, there is a lot of blacks who playing in Age of Sigmar, new GW flagship.
>right-leaning males
Any proofs? I thought collecting plastic dolls is kind of shameful hobby instead of hunting or something like it.

>>50929891
go to adepticon

there will be hundreds of 40k players

they will all be white males

>>50929984
Why are you here?

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>>50928334
>And Trazyn betraying the Necrons by reliving the secrets of the Pylons and helping the lesser races? What the hell is going on?
>Trazyn
>giving a fuck about other crons

On a side note, if we don't get trazyn and the blood ravens fighting alongside eachother to recover a major relic to help beat abby I will be extremely disappointed.

>>50929984
>I thought collecting plastic dolls is kind of shameful hobby instead of hunting or something like it.
Leftos underestimating middle-class white males. This is why you lost to Trump.

>>50930004
Because I love 40k and some whining faggots ruined the thread just because some anon made jokes about images with Trump.

I just got cheesed by a full Tempestus Scion army AMA

>>50930013
>Leftos underestimating middle-class white males.
Yeah collecting dolls is very manly hobby.

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>>50928207

>Imperium fags needing Necron help

HAHAHAHA
HEHEHEHE
HOHOHOHO

How are you going to live this one down

How long before you are begging the Eldar and Tau for help as well

>>50930026
How sore is your butthole?

>>50930053
Well yes, just as role playing.

>>50930038
/k/ has the most furries of any board.

>>50930070
Warhammer has shitton of furries factions.

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>playing against eldars
>using orks because I had some spare orkz and they look interesting
>send killakanz to the left and right borders
>rush everything forward
>bikes shoot scatterbikes and truck goes flat out
>converted orks into lootas shoot at wave serpents
>eldars BTFO most of my shit but ignores my kanz
>truck advance and let guys disembark
>bikes rush forward shooting
>kanz advance
>barely hit shit
>disordered charge with boyz to lock msu of scattbikes
>got lucky and they die
>eldar panics and skip movement to shoot me with scatter, war walkers with plasma and spiders
>D scythe fuck guyz
>kanz arrive
>charge with lone brave nob the D scythes
>he dies
>kanz beat the living crap out of them
>other kanz beat warwalkers
>bikes crump spiders
>eldar rage quits
Made Mork and Gork proud, what about you fellas? Any good game recently?

my bucket of cultists has arrived

WEW LAD
E
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L
A
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¡CAD!
Chaos Lord 110
>Mark of Slaanesh/Burning Brand of Skalathrax

x2 10 Noise Marines 414
>9 Sonic Blasters

x2 5 Chaos Terminators 368
5 Combi-plasmas/5 Power Axes

x3 3 Bikers 285
>Meltabombs/2 Meltaguns

¡HELCULT FORMATION! 415
Helbrute
>Multi-melta/Power Fist + Integrated Heavy Flamer
x2 35 Cultists

¡HELCULT FORMATION! 405
Helbrute
>Reaper Autocannon/Power Fist
x3 35 Cultists

Total: 1997

>>50930090
Nice projections anon.

>>50930088
Yet their players have less fursuiters.

What is/was the best edition of 40k and why?

>>50930103
>x3 35 cultists

*x2, obviously I hope

If Trump is the Emperor, who is Horus?

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>>50930038
If fighting with toy soldiers is manly enough for H.G. Wells it's manly enough for you.

>>50930112
>Yet their players have less fursuiters.
Just because they never posted them here?

>>50930117
3rd at least there Rhino rush was not as infuriating than some of the current bullshit models, rules and formations

>>50930038
are you really trying to say wargaming isn't a mans thing?

I mean girls do too and thats fine, but it's very much a male hobby

>>50930130
Did he collect fiction soldiers from poorly written setting, or he collect historical soldiers?

>>50930026
I can see that. What was the list like?

I assume it was just wall to wall Taurox Primes with Missile Launchers and Autocannons with 5 man deep striking squads with meltas or hotshot volly/flamers.

What army did you play? What were the point values?

>>50930088
>furries factions
Can't think of any of consequence outside of Space Woofs. Are you trying to count minor shit like Jokero or Sslyth?

>>50929810
Bunp?

>>50930152
>are you really trying to say wargaming isn't a mans thing?
Manchildrens and autists aren't mans

>>50930101

That must have felt good.
I hope you decorate those Kanz.

>>50929585
3 magnuses

>>50930167
>Are you trying to count minor shit like Jokero or Sslyth?
And Tau allies, and tzangors, and beastmens, and tyranids