Pathfinder General /pfg/

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Molthuni Knights characters: https://app.roll20.net/forum/post/4399356/character-applications
Official Vote, decides who gets in:
http://www.strawpoll.me/11961466
Remember to vote for Alastor and Diana, N. Jolly's official endorsement. If you don't vote for them, you're defying N. Jolly, one of our most valued posters.
Friendly reminder to lynch 2hu for being a whiny shithead with a shota trap wizard. DON'T vote for him.

>>50887336
that wizard is pretty fucking buff

dump stats he did not.

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>>50887336
Alternatively, how do you SANTA?

If you were to stat him, how would you do it? With PC Classes, or as a unique creature?

>>50887387
He has to be some kind of Wizard with a super-extended Time Stop.

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>>50887336
>How do you Wizard?
Transmutation is my preffered school, and since Healing was removed from Necromancy by Paizo, I take Necro and Enchantment as my forbidden schools.

Though, if allowed, I also prefer to take a Wood Elementalist Wizard, because Sirocco two spell levels early is pretty dope

>>50887336
... Is that guy's sword hung directly above his crotch?

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>>50883494
In fairness to 2hu there's a short version and a long version. It gets comfy in the end and that kinda makes the comfy more meaningful when you've been through some shit and made everything comfier for weary soldiers you can empathize with.

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>>50887336
I have never wizarded

>>50887336
>How do you Wizard?

Bloodmarked Skinwalker Admixture wizard who finds camaraderie within the army of Molthune, is fiercely loyal to his flock, is trying to suppress his taste for blood and balances it out with his love of watching the enemies of Molthune turned to ash, or frozen solid.

>>50887398
Doesn't everybody hang their sword that way? How else do you get maximum phallic symbolism?

>>50887394
Or he's like a bunch of superpowerful outsiders and can be in multiple places at once.

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>>50887367
Get thee hence Failed OP

>>50887215
>>50887280
Honestly, the brother and sister are popular in the votes because Ehn Jolly said he liked them. That was a huuuuuuuuuuuge publicity boost and everyone jumped on the bandwagon.

>>50887409
Have to agree that it's a pretty comfy character concept. The optimization level makes me uncomfortable, though.

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>ywn play in a game with a beautiful busty soundstriker bard whose voice only you know

>>50887524

DELETE THIS

>>50887367
Go away forever. No seriously, why are you even here? You're a whinier shithead than anyone else, and that includes BUILDPOSTER, Nightfall, Virt, and StayPuft.

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>make a few shitposts last thread to fish for ideas
>come back to find a single (you)
>it's someone who misquoted you and their post is completely unrelated
>another /pfg/ where you get drowned out by bullshit drama you don't care about

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>>50887549
But anon. What if
he IS StayPuft?

>>50887561
What was your post anon?

>>50887549
In all fairness, Nightfall was more hilariously edgy than anything else. It's just that people would still take the bait.

>>50887561
>posting in /pfg/ and expecting anything but trash in reponse

>>50887576

What are you talking about?

>>50887524
I've been collecting these ywn character concepts but this one may be a bit hard to use since it involves another player's character. I'll just make the beautiful busty soundstriker bard whose voice is known by only one player instead.

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>>50887507
>comfy

>Few are those humans who enjoy the life of a soldier. War is hell. Days of slogging through either scorching sunlight or cold rain and mud, back burdened from ill-fitting gear, teeth aching from hardtack, legs weary from the long march, eyes paranoid for traps. Sleepless nights under a harsh sky, brooding over mortality and the battle two dusks ahead. Early mornings interrupted by guerilla raids, everything a maddening blur of flickering torchlight, the clangor of metal, the scent of blood, tripping over friends' corpses, shaking, hyperventilating, heart racing, wondering if that poor sap one just ran through was actually an enemy. The stench, the empty stares from the living and the dead, all burned into memory.

If you think this is comfy, you're retarded.

Lynch 2hu.

>>50887524

Couldn't you make her a Rubato bard so you can take Elemental Flux and use Fire, water and wind to enhance her performances?

>>50887568
are you going to bait me into posting it again, and ignore me, like the one anon who tried asking for character concept help?

it was >>50883130 though. Was also wondering about how to best use the Bestial Kineticist animal archetype, from Jolly's playtest, here >>50884497

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>>50887490
I'm sorry they're so cute that your character got ignored.

>>50887611
Did you intentionally skip that "in the end" bit and "regaining hope" theme?

>>50887409
>comfier for weary soldiers you can empathize with.
more like euthanize lul

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>almost ready to submit my Molthune character
I'm ready for some spicy memes.

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Why do these Roll20 games bring out the worst in /pfg/'s mob mentality?

It's always the same pattern.

/pfg/ latches onto some characters and memes the fuck out of them (usually it's a snowball effect where one guy promotes them and everyone jumps on the bandwagon), /pfg/ picks a couple of players to bully and witch hunt over, everyone else gets left in the dust.

It's like, why should I even bother applying? There's no rhyme or reason to what /pfg/ decides to fawn over or bully as a mob.

>>50887670
2hu's concept is fucking stupid.

The GM wanted something comfy.

COMFY.

Not edgy as fuck and "oh woe is me people died."

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>>50887673
That's not true anon. Let me teach you how to become the meme.

>>50887673

My character was never meme'd or witch hunted and I was accepted to the HV campaign.

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>>50887673
>It's like, why should I even bother applying? There's no rhyme or reason to what /pfg/ decides to fawn over or bully as a mob.
Because sometimes just the act of getting your creative juices flowing and sitting down to make the character is fun, even if you never end up palying as them.
I should know, I made Gallius and Hikari for RotJR. They were never memed hard, and I'll not be able to play in the game since my spring schedule is hectic, but I'm fine with that, as the journey of making them was fun enough for me

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>>50887672

I'm going to be submitting mine shortly as well!

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

>>50887639
So you want to take a familiar and an animal companion and shove them together? And then do something like the old revalation FCB certain races had and have the familiar/animal scale faster?

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>>50887673
It's okay.
We can build a happy little life for ourselves in the dust.

We can settle in it, eat mites, and herd bunnies, make little bowls, and maybe cut it in the evening.

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>>50887673
I'm surprised by how comfy the memes around my character for RotJR were. They weren't obnoxious, they were always brief, and not once did I ever see anyone actually be upset about them.

Unfortunately that means I also couldn't get any advice on them, and my other character never even showed up on the radar.

>>50887696

Who?

>>50887367
Remember, N.Jolly also liked Old Spy. He's friends with DHB. It's a fucking conspiracy I till you!

>>50887772
And Old Spy is high in the votes despite being a DHB character.

N.Jolly promotion is strong.

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>2hu is #6 in the polls
>means he's getting in
What the fuck guys.
How could you do this?
Why the shit are you letting someone with the LEAST comfy bullshit backstory and the shota trap crap get a spot in the game?

>>50887792
>despite being a DHB character.
Why is being made by DHB automatically a bad thing?

The weird thing is it's not as if he posts about it with his trip on.

>>50887819
DHB is only slightly better than 2hu, but he's still an autist we should all lynch.

>>50887813
>Implying the poll will have anything to do with the GM's decisions

>>50887813
It doesn't matter, because that's not "official" in any way. Some chucklefuck, probably you yourself, labeled it as "official vote to see who gets in", but that's not how this works. See, the thing is? This isn't a democracy. The GM decides who gets in and who doesn't, and your petty bitching or anyone else's vote means nothing, not a damn thing.

So stop witch hunting, buy yourself a length of rope, and go jump off a bridge with it around your neck.

>>50887715
Kiiiiinda? The "scaling faster" bit was mostly just making their HD be one-to-one with level instead of getting them to scale OVER the player's level.

I'm an immense sucker for companion creatures and I want to see if I can make sure my character's treasured companion(s) can stay relevant.

I want to see SwimmingEagle make a character for Molthune Knights!

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>Kurat in his backstory sleeps with essentially every woman he works with
>half the top votes are female
>he looks like this
How do you resist a piece of handsome hobgoblin?

>>50887813
>Implying /pfg/'s popularity contest decides, not the fucking DM.

>>50887859
By not being desirable to said hobgoblin in the first place.

>>50887847
Different anon, I'm aware it's not decided by this, but damn if this doesn't have the possibility of some fun interactions, trap aside.

>>50887854
Isn't there some boon companion feat that does that?

>>50887859
That's Kurat's son, not Kurat, IIRC

>>50887840
Wait why? I'm confused. What does DHB do?

I get 2hu because he descends into rules arguments, but when had DHB done that? Last time he went and asked, and just changed depending on the answer (and the whole infiltrator/conversion stacking IS unclear).

It just seems to me DHB asks and if people don't like it he tries and change it.

This is the witch hunt I really don't understand. Why target one of the few productive homebrewers around here?

>>50887813
Because at least 6 different people hate you witch-hunter, I thought the abandoned general proved that enough

>>50887892
People just like hating DHB publicly because it makes them feel good about themselves for some reason?

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>>50887889
Correct. Kurat is a lot more battle hardened/elderly. He's the hobgoblin equivalent of 60.

>>50887892
He made characters and builds more or less to deliberately piss people off.

He's a trip fag, that's enough to get shit on regardless.

>>50887882
Boon Companion merely lets the animal companion continue to scale up if you multiclass into a class that doesn't have the feature. IE: If you're a 6th level Druid, and at 7th level for some godforsaken reason you multiclass into fighter for 4 levels, you take Boon Companion so your 4 levels in fighter still scale up your companion with your total level.

>>50887736
The memes for mine were pretty bad, everyone hated me for them and multiple entire threads were destroyed because of it

I didn't even mean to do it guys, seriously

>>50887923
You should get a trip then, so you can leave /pfg/ forever!

>>50887925
I thought it'd push up a rangers animal companion to full level?

>>50887847
If it's not an official vote, then why are we bothering with it?

Shouldn't we be showing it to the GM?

>>50887940
I'm just saying what he did to piss people off. I'm neutral about him.

>>50887916
So have you considered who Kurat would turn to to tutor his children?

>>50887923
>He made characters and builds more or less to deliberately piss people off.
But that's the same thing 2hu did.

>>50887937

Which was yours?

>>50887906
It's very odd. Because he's positive despite people shitting on him.

>>50887923
>He made characters and builds more or less to deliberately piss people off.
I was there. It wasn't to piss people off, that's what people are trying to warp it too. It was "hey look guys how high I can get this bonus". Then when people didn't like for an actual application he dialed it back.

>He's a trip fag, that's enough to get shit on regardless.
He doesn't use his trip to post about his characters though!

>>50887950
It's just a fun little popularity contest.

>>50887964
Svana

>>50887736
>fox person
Bullshit, your character was one of the most memed ones.

>>50887943
It would, but the animal companion would still have delayed HD. An animal companion with an effective level of 10 would still only have 9 HD. At 20th level that animal companion only has 16 HD.

>>50887974
Different anon popping in, I honestly kind of wish you didn't drop out, because she was cool as fuck once you ignored the shitposting.

>>50887969
It's enough people can tie the characters to him. That's all it takes really.
> It wasn't to piss people off, that's what people are trying to warp it too. It was "hey look guys how high I can get this bonus". Then when people didn't like for an actual application he dialed it back.
No. He decided that since /pfg/ was heckling him, he was going to heckle them back.

>>50887974

We liked her, anon! And not even because she was attractive!

VERY fast wereboar running at incredible hihg speed with a sad but kind of sweet backstory? The big booty was just a side-bonus!

>>50887989
That wasn't even one of the reasons I dropped out

>>50887961
No, 2hu is just 2hu. He could anything at this point and people would bitch.

>>50887997
>No. He decided that since /pfg/ was heckling him, he was going to heckle them back.
Funny, your name isn't DHB, I don't know how you can talk for him if you're not him.

>>50887985
The only really loud meme was "LITERAL ANIMAL", which, even if it was common, didn't get to the obnoxious level or elicit the same reactions as all the Thiccposting or fetishposting.

>>50888033
He literally said that "I'm going to meme them back" let me go digging.
>>50888037
>The only really loud meme was "LITERAL ANIMAL", which, even if it was common
Yes it was.

>>50888016
Some people liked her, but it seemed to mostly be shitposting.See >>50888037

>>50888033
>I don't know how you can talk for him if you're not him.
Maybe because some of us LIKE his unchained martial classes and apprecaite him for making homebrew content for the community?
Seriously, how do you not understand that people think your opnions are shit? I thought the trashing and abandonment of your General would've been enough

>>50888026
True, but what he's doing is something that would piss off /pfg/ even without being from 2hu. It's a Foresight Exploiter Wizard. It's not going to be received positively.

>>50888062
Oh no, I think we're getting confused here. I'm on your side, I like DHB, I'm angry at the other guy for claiming he can speak for DHB and say "hurrr he's doing it to piss of /pfg/ on purpose". I'm not the shitposter, Witchhunter is.

>>50888085
I'm not speaking for him.

That's something he straight up said in the fucking thread.

>>50888067
with spheres, too.
it's most of a party on its own.

Meta-/pfg/ is a strange /pfg/

>>50888093
Where's your proof, shitposter? Go on, link it, be a good boy and shitpost more!

>>50888067
He's not an exploiter though.

>>50887959
To comment on this. I do not want to tie myself to any other PCs yet simply because we don't know who will get in and who won't. For a Hobgoblin readiness comes between ages 15 and 26 (for trained if they take the max amount of time). I can't find information on what the NPC classes are in terms of length of training, but Kurat would have the goal of his children getting a level in a PC class, even if that is unrealistic.

Of the children the ones currently young enough for training and under Kurat's parental control are the following:

Tessara (Tess) - (Mother: Velgath; Age: 26; Sex: Female; Alignment: LG; Race: Elven/Hobgoblin Bloodmarked Skinwalker; Unmarried; Currently in military service, Aspiring Painter)
Sarrin - (Mother: Eri; Age: 25; Sex: Female; Alignment: LE; Race: Human/Hobgoblin; Engaged; Owns a smithy)
Nimmi - (Mother: Sena; Age: 25; Sex: Female; Alignment: LN; Race: Hobgoblin; Unmarried; Currently in military service)
Sibil - (Mother: Sena; Age: 24; Sex: Female; Alignment: NG; Race: Hobgoblin; Unmarried; Educated in Korvosa)
Uri - (Mother: Sena; Age: 22; Sex: Female; Alignment: NG; Race: Hobgoblin; Engaged; Currently in military service)
Vella - (Mother: Sena; Age: 17; Sex: Female; Alignment: LN; Race: Hobgoblin; Unmarried; Sent to Korvosa for her education)
Kiri - (Mother: Sena; Age: 15; Sex: Female; Alignment: LN; Race: Hobgoblin/Human; Unmarried; Being trained by Kurat)
Dedri - (Mother: Shirin; Age: 7; Sex: Male; Alignment: LG; Race: Hobgoblin/Human; Unmarried; Being trained by Kurat)

I consider the two youngest, at 5 and 2, too young for training. As well, two of Kurat's children live with their mother in Andoran. The children's current occupation is subject to change if the story demands it.

>>50888051
>He literally said that "I'm going to meme them back" let me go digging.
To speak to this at the time I do not remember if I was doing it to be mean spirited, but I may have been. Sort of a jab back kind of thing.

>>50888051
Are you implying an anon posting "literal animal" in spoilers every other thread was as obnoxious as entire threads derailed by thiccposting?

>>50888102
It's behind several fucking months of threads. I make no promises.

And how is not sucking DHB's dick shitposting. I already said I'm neutral about the mother fucker.

I am getting annoyed at his little defense force though.

>>50888120
>unironically using the term "defense force"

>>50888096
And Enduring Crane Strike, so he can be a healer too.
>>50888109
Oh sorry. Pact Wizard. That's not better.

>>50888116
Yes.

>>50888140
You seem like a person who's very easy to upset

>>50888110
>To speak to this at the time I do not remember if I was doing it to be mean spirited, but I may have been. Sort of a jab back kind of thing.
On a whole I do not want to piss of /pfg/ because this is the only real play I share my content. Heckling back and forth I think can be in good fun and I have since tried to adjust the character to be more in line with what people consider reasonable. A lot of the getting the bonus higher was for it to be fun, seeing how high it could go, but some people took it the wrong way, though I did not do much to correct the opinion.

>lynching anon posts in the Molthune threads
Someone new for my roll20 insta-ignore list.

This entire fucking /pfg/ game exercise is the strongest fucking argument for staying anonymous.

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>GM asks for comfy characters

>2hu makes edgy as fuck whiny emo shota

Why is this allowed?

>>50888171
You're not the real foxposter, get out of here.

>>50888161
>created 12/26/16
Some guy trying to start shit.

I have a damn good idea on who it might be too.

>>50888171
there's a difference between applying and being in, anon. characters that are inappropriate will simply not get in.

>>50888192
Who?

>>50888171
everyone has their own ideas for comfy

>>50888195
How the hell anyone can call 2hu's character comfy is beyond me.

>Few are those humans who enjoy the life of a soldier. War is hell. Days of slogging through either scorching sunlight or cold rain and mud, back burdened from ill-fitting gear, teeth aching from hardtack, legs weary from the long march, eyes paranoid for traps. Sleepless nights under a harsh sky, brooding over mortality and the battle two dusks ahead. Early mornings interrupted by guerilla raids, everything a maddening blur of flickering torchlight, the clangor of metal, the scent of blood, tripping over friends' corpses, shaking, hyperventilating, heart racing, wondering if that poor sap one just ran through was actually an enemy. The stench, the empty stares from the living and the dead, all burned into memory.

Where in the world is this considered COMFY?

>>50888197
'Concerned A.' Now I feel stupid.
Posted the poll saying that it was official and badmouthing 2hu.
I hope the DM deletes the posts.

>>50888208
Look at DHB's backstory. Is anything there comfy?

>>50888208
>Thousand yard stare is now "emo"
I didn't lose a leg in 'Nam for this!

>>50888192
>>50888218
>I have a damn good idea on who it might be too.
What did he mean by this?

What if I make a new meme roll20 game, say it'll be in a few months, but then never run it. All just to see the characters, the shitposts, the salt and the sorrow.

>>50888161
Being endorsed in that post upsets me. Why can't people just be reasonable?

>>50888232
His 12 kids. He's a family man, that's pretty fuckin' comfy.

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>>50888208
>>50888238
>Mood: Optimism dying to grim reality, then reviving and rebuilding hope.
Did you miss the hope part?

>>50888245
RotJR GM! DON'T DO IT!

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Tell me about out the most bizarre and out of place monsters you've ever fought /pfg/?

>>50888245

Too late, already done

>>50888268
Maybe I am, maybe I'm not him.

>>50888277
Even so, /pfg/ would fall for it again

>>50888248
>12 kids
Anon he has 15 kids with 5 different women.

One of them is a slave!

>>50888250
Don't bother, everyone see what they want to see.

>>50888288
If you really are him my hat is off to you, sir. It really is.

>>50888269
Danny DeVito, not a guy who acted like Danny DeVito, but literally Danny DeVito. The GM use voice clips for all his lines.

So what's the newest meme game? I've been out of the loop for almost 2 months and I'd like to make a character and hopefully stick around for the game this time

>>50888245
Then I'd probably make a character just to kill some time and laugh it up, since that's basically what I do when applying for games anyway.

>>50888305
Context?

What class was he?

Did you kill him? Recruit him?

>>50888245

Pitch us a concept for maximum meme and interest!

>>50888303
I'm not, but my suspicions aren't exactly gone. It'd be a hell of a long con.

>>50888312
What if I went nxtlvl and made a bunch of characters too, memed them in the thread enough and then chose all of them, allowing me to slip the game away into the night!

>>50888310
Molthune Knights.
Comfy territory building in a Molthuni reclaimed villiage in Nirmathas, with oportunity for Lordhsip and other perks of knighthood.

Amount of Deus Vult involved is currently unknown

>>50888316
He was part of this contingency of Osiron mages who were trying to receive signals from the Egyptian Gods on earth. They used bodies made out of sand as receivers and boosted the signal. They most got television actors, radio announcers, etc. displayed through the dolls. They were picking up weird signals from earth with their magic, not all in the right time period (which made sense because they were trying to contact classic Egyptian gods with time fuckery).

>>50886444
The avowed nation pact only gets that at 20.

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>>50888208
>>50888238
>>50888250
>>50888300
Why do you even need the 'optimism to die to grim reality' when you can just make it comfy all the way?

For fuck's sake, this is a COMFY game, there's no need for edgy emo shit in the backstory.

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>>50888335
Also includes Arehera's usual kitsune bullshit, I.Drive's furry bullshit, DHB's autistic bullshit, and 2hu's shota trap bullshit.

What a time to be alive?

>>50888337
That actually sounds kinda cool, who else was in this contingency?

>>50888110
>Tessara (Tess) - (Mother: Velgath; Age: 26; Sex: Female; Alignment: LG; Race: Elven/Hobgoblin Bloodmarked Skinwalker; Unmarried; Currently in military service, Aspiring Painter)
>christmas cake
>tomboy
>muscle girl
>vampiric
>elven
>aspiring painter
>LG
>cute name
How does it make you feel that DHB made best girl, but is still playing an old man?

>>50888337
Did they pick up info on chidlren's trading cards

>>50888344
Sometimes you need to set the mood. Things getting better, wounded people receiving their healing and general aura of goodnes prevailing even through darker times is pretty comfy.

>>50888369
Why do you keep saying vampiric? Bloodmarked Skinwalkers are werebats, not vampires. Major difference.

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>>50887710
She's up.

>>50888337
Man these guys were WAY wrong, seeing as the Egyptian Gods aren't even ON earth anymore, and literally hang out on Golarion now.

>>50888323
What would the maximum meme campaign be? All I can think of is a literal "Make Azlant Great Again" campaign where you go to the ruins of Azlant, rebuild the empire and then later, steamroll through Avistan.

Either that, or a Not!DOOM campaign of Mendev knights diving into the worldwound and ripping and tearing until it is done. And it'd be lewd.

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>>50888337
>. They used bodies made out of sand as receivers and boosted the signal.
Yeah, this is a good plan. Surely nothing bad will happen. This experiment will go well and people will keep their humanity intact, and no one will do any weird magical double-crosses.

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>>50888359
If you're going to shitpost about it, go shitpost about the people who were big enough of a band of faggots to try getting into a solo game.

>>50888383
>literally violating the main rule of the IRC of "don't fucking start shit between the thread and the IRC"

wow anon, you're one cool guy, you fucking cockgobbling faggot you

>>50888362
Robert De Niro, Charlie Chaplin, Clint Eastwood, Jimmy Dean, and Larry King were a few.

>>50888383
>Dragging IRC bullshit in thread.

>>50888383
>IRC
we have an irc?

>>50888390

Make Taldor Great Again (lewd) or modified Wrath of the Righteous (lewd) would be best!

Ooh, or Game of Thrones in Brevoy! In Brevoy! And then it moves into Kingmaker!

>>50888390
>Either that, or a Not!DOOM campaign of Mendev knights diving into the worldwound and ripping and tearing until it is done
ywn see a team made of Sundowner, Trump, Doomguy, and Kaldor Draigo be made to build a wall to keep the demons out

>>50888383
>LITERALLY breaking the rule of the IRC "keep the IRC and the thread separate and don't be a jerk"

You deserve to be banned.

>>50888369
>>50888381
Would batgirl be better?

Batgirl is better anyway because you can bring her into sunlight. She'll just get tanned instead of dying.

>gets tanned
>brown elf bat girl with white hair

So getting attacked by a Psionicisit who suppresses their display or a sphere caster with no drawbacks is like getting attacked by a fucking Stand right?

For those who don't know, Stands are these things from JoJo's Bizzare Adventure. They're manifestations of psychic power that can't be seen bar other Stand users. A non standuser getting hit by a Stand would just feel their face imploding instead of a muscle bound robot person punching them.

>>50888382

>Lesbians
>Comfy

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>>50888432
Yeah, batgirl is better than vampire and a hundred times more accurate too.

>>50888383
Savant here, go shove a rebar pole up your ass

>>50888335
What's the status on firearms?

>>50888446
Pretty much yeah. Getting attacked by someone without any displays or signs would be the weirdest thing, because you don't KNOW who attacked you or from where.

>>50888451
Look at how handsome Kurat's son is!
>>50887859

Those are some good genes. Just imagine how much of a cutie she is. And she's unmarried!

>>50888359
>usual kitsune bullshit
I...what? This is the first kitsune I've ever made.

>>50888476
Aren't you in cahoots with that foxfucker 2hu?

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>>50888450
Yuri is the purest form of love.

>>50888476
He's just lashing out at this point?

>>50888459
Pretty sure he said no to guns.

>>50888446
Its more like the act of doing the magic or what have you does not have any overt signs as to it happening, but if you're in combat and you see someone performing a destructive blast, towards you, its probably safe to assume that he's the one shooting people with fire, its just the act of casting in and of itself has no clues to to.

So basically the initial cause isn't obvious, however the immediate effects still are.

>>50888474

She's 26. That woman's an old hag now, fit only to be a spinstress or maid.

>>50888459
Guns were deemed uncomfy.

>>50888488

Anime lesbians maybe, but the purest love in the real world is between a parent and their child, or between siblings, or even the sweet love of a man and woman.

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>>50888482
No.
>>50888489
Probably, but I never thought I'd be a target.

>>50888508
She's half-elven. She's the equivalent of 19 for her species. So she's cake and barely legal! At the same time!

>>50888424
>Game of Thrones in Brevoy
I do enjoy kingdom building and GoT even if the show is a bit shit sometimes.
What would people want out of a Brevoy!GoT? GoT has tons of politicking around and maybe one or two major conflicts per season.

>>50888426
Sundowner, Trump, Doomguy, and Kaldor Draigo
What a team. Any amount of DOOM and REVENGANCE sounds like a great idea.

So lewd, gestalt, 1pp+DSP+SoP+Jolly, 25pb. Any other memes I'd miss for the greatest meme game? Waifu/husbando? Comfy? I'm not sure how WotR plays or what'd need modifying, but kingmaker'd be interesting. As would any Taldor option.

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Tell me about your PF campaign ideas. Be they farfetched or generic!

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>>50888494
>>50888511
Fuck, I wanted to be a classy noblewoman who enjoyed a bit of fox hunting

>>50888451
I thoroughly approve of this batgirl.

She a qt.

>>50888549
Foxes are friends, don't hunt our kitsune pals.

>>50888506
Well yeah, blasty stuff is obvious.

What about mind control or light manipulation. Summoning? Telekinesis. Shit like that.

>>50888522
But she has two lovely daughterus to love and she was the man for one night.

>>50888549
>>50888574
>foxhunter
>in a party with a kitsune

now that's a dynamic I'd love to see

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Oi pfg.

How would you stat pic related as a PC race?

Just going off visuals, I mean.

>>50888565
Well DHB is bringing one with him to this game!

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>>50888542
I like the idea of a big game hunting campaign, but it'll never be as MonHun as I want it to be.

Or a Kamen Rider campaign for justice.

>>50888574
>Foxes are friends
t. Vulpine Villain

Next you're gonna say we can leave our chicken coops unguarded around your sort.

>>50888537

Anon, set the Brevoy campaign a year before the Disappearance of 4699, when the entire royal family disappeared.

Now you have a power vacuum in a kingdom that still very much sees itself as separate nations united by dragonfire, and the dragons are GONE.

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>>50888380
>Sometimes you need to set the mood. Things getting better, wounded people receiving their healing and general aura of goodnes prevailing even through darker times is pretty comfy.
Except the way 2hu does it in his backstory is the most amateur shit ever.

2hu's backstory is like '3rd grade writing contest' level.

And EVEN THEN, you don't have to set a mood, if you want a comfy character, just don't include emo sadness in your backstory.

>>50887367
>Applies for thread
>Attempts to amass a poll to pressure GM
>Can't even follow the first and foremost post
>"I am looking for a couple of paragraphs tops. Nothing too detailed, remember you are only level 3. Feel free to include any art as well."
>dindu nuffin

What weapons should a monster slayer carry?
I've already got a ranged option.
Mace for skeletons and such, a sword/sabre/etc. for zombies and such, what else?

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>>50888522
Siblings, you say.

>>50888616
Write something better then, if you're going to be a negative about it. If you're SO CERTAIN with what's wrong with it, why can't you do better? Or can all you do is shitpost and not actually have a good argument.
>You don't have to set a mood to have a character
You're an idiot.

>>50888623
Morningstar and scimitar

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>>50888621
2hu is only player who wrote both short backstory version and long backstory version.

>>50888621
>>"I am looking for a couple of paragraphs tops. Nothing too detailed, remember you are only level 3. Feel free to include any art as well."
Never says that anywhere. Never said how long he prefers them to be.

>>50888208
the nobles that inherited are the most comfy of the lot, but yeah one or two of the bunch are a lot more "war. war never changes" than is comfortable.

>>50888623
Weapon blanches, a few flasks of acid or fire to turn off regen.

>>50888609
Ooh and throw in enough Sengoku period/Three kingdoms clans/small nations. Got the makings for a nice conquest campaign. Maybe push the conquest into kingmaker or the worldwound since the appetite for triumph can not be sated.

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>>50888574
>kitsune pals
>implying you should EVER trust a kitsune
>even one who claims to want to be a hero

Kitsune are tricksters by nature and make terrible husbandos, they'll fuck with your mind and laugh the whole thing off like it's nothing. THIS CREATURE IS NOT YOUR WAIFU/HUSBANDO. KITSUNE DESTROY LIVES.

Fox: Not Even Once

>>50888623
Cold Iron Morningstar, Silver Dagger, Cold Iron Dagger, Cold Iron Scimitar, a dose of Silversheen, two uses of Alchemist's Fire, and two uses of Acid.

>>50888627
>Votes for the best siblings

>>50888616
Let's judge other people's backstories! How ham fisted in DHB's horse shit?

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>>50888292
well, you gotta knock up your slaves or that's mistreating them.

nothing uncomfy with the slave having some kids.

>>50888675
Seven kids anon. He's had her for 30 years and had seven kids with her.

I want to go for a Scarlet Throne duelist character.
What weapon is the most... like, duel-y? Y'know?
I want to be able to use it in both high-class noble duels and for fighting monsters. Doesn't have to be one-handed. Essentially, I'm looking for a weapon that makes sense not to have a shield with. Not a rapier/estoc/etc. though, don't want to steal the Bard's thunder. He's the charming duelist, I want to be the weaponmaster duelist.
Longsword, maybe?
I'm going for a vaguely knightly character, so it can't be a scimitar or katana, either.

>>50888542
Ustalav, the Church of Pharasma has the strongest hold in the country, though several other organizations have infiltrated the ranks. Now the PCs have to choose a side between the Church of Pharasma, the Church of Urgathoa, the Church of Razmir, the University of Lepidstat, the Whispering Way, and the Crusaders of Lastwall as they all try to out maneuver each and end up turning the country into a clusterfuck.

>>50888695
Aldori Dueling Sword.

>>50888695
>not being Ken-sama knight

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>>50888658
>yeah one or two of the bunch are a lot more "war. war never changes" than is comfortable.
And 2hu's backstory is one of them, so toss it in the shitter.

>>50888580
Its super unclear, however I'd say that anyone with the appropriate spellcraft skill or detect magic can tell well enough.

Actually, I wonder if this was ever addressed in the FAQs or playtest. OR perhaps someone should message DDS or see if they have a questions forum

As for Mind Control, unless you have the talent most people will be able to tell they are being effected by the sphere.

>>50888305
some kind of goblin/troll hybrid then?

....... I still wish they'd used him to voice detective pikachu.

>>50888341
that particular ability yes, but they do more or less get favored-enemy against things not of their nation and traitors, with bonuses including knowledge, perception and sense motive. That comes in at 4th.

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>this thread right now

>>50888269
Once upon a time, I was GM'ing a campaign for four players.

A URogue, two Alchemists [one Preservationist, the other Grenadier], and a Totemic Skald.

Any encounter I threw at them that adequately challenged URogue and Skald but didn't overwhelm them was completely annihilated by the Alchemist Wombo Combo.

So I threw in Ghost Oozes.

It was a terrible mistake.

>>50888729
Isn't it fucking amazing how 2hu's character ISN'T a fox or cat?

>>50888729
bats are better

>>50888599
Just visuals?
Small
30ft land speed
Bite or Gore attack
+2 Natural Armor
Bonus to Str, unsure about the other Stat adjustments though.

>>50888549
Why not a crossbow?

He said no to guns, and much as I'm a fan of them, he's not wrong.

>>50888762
>>50888549
Yeah, and heck even Bolt Ace was allowed, so you might as well take the chance.

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Where are the villages we get in the Molthuni Knights campaign? Are they wherever we decide? Can mine be by the sea?

>>50888786
The GM is not forthcoming with details.

Fox hunter noblewoman has now become buff hunter (mainly boar and bear) woman who's simply a rich leader because of how many pelts she's turned in. She'll wear a spiked breastplate and wields a doru. Thoughts?
>>50888762
>>50888779
Crossbows are cool, but I just don't think they could fit the concept. I know mechanically they aren't very different from guns but it's the flavor.

>>50888694
... okay maybe he IS mistreating her.

>>50888753
I mean you can go off nonvisuals if you want, if you know the abilities of what it is/based off.

Just didn't wanna be one of those 'hey, how do I stat this thing that everyone certainly knows' people.

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>>50888795
Fuck! What will I do with all these flags?

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>Lurked in that thread where people post art of their groups

>Saw this group and its fucklong story about a bunch of randoms becoming interesting characters over time in the world of Pathfinder

>Heart aches with the pain of wishing to experience those feels

>Mistakenly head to /pfg/ hoping to find pathfinder groups

>It's all crabs in a bucket furious at each other over getting into the limited slots for comfy games

All hope is lost, why does /tg/ do this to me?

>tfw given up on my character concepts

>>50888786
What's with the jellyfish?

>>50888694
>>50888799
At that point they're less a servant or slave, and more a mistress or second wife.

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>>50888623
Wooden stake

>>50888815
>having any hope in /pfg/
You were doomed from the very beginning.

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>>50888821
They looked cute I guess? I just like making flags, man. I can't control what and how they look like?

>>50888797
they have that same "less skill required" and ease of use on horseback that guns have. they're also quieter, so you won't go deaf as early in your life.

>>50888840
Where are you making these flags?

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>>50888815
And kitsuneposting, we can't forget that!

>>50888840
I like that flag, it's very cool.

>>50888825
By which you're referring to the lack of sex?

yeah.

>>50888663

Dude, Brevoy Game of Thrones is kind of hyping me up right now!

The campaign begins with a tournament announced at the capital for some reason or another, and as the festivities commence and the wine flows, the campaign hook is set off and... I don't quite know, just that this is a cool premise!

>>50888840
Hey, why not make flags for the flagless people in the knight game?

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>>50888846
Flagmaker 2.0, I found it on r/vexillology subreddit, since I'm a flag-fag.

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>>50888856
I wonder why you think that.

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>>50888883
I was in an imperial mood then. I still am.

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>>50887384

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>>50888883

>tfw

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I really feel like there's a lot of false-flagging going on in this thread, but I just can't put my finger on it

>>50888893

Stealing this one

>>50888883
I was just thinking it looks real strong, I guess.

>>50888878
Neat, I might look into that.

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>Nobody voiced their thoughts on my character
>>50888844
I know, but they aren't as flashy as a gun, or even a bow and they aren't as cool and I really can't see a noblewoman using a crossbow at all

>>50888913
Well fuck you man I worked hard on that one!

Meaning I blatantly copied the Prussia Flag.

>>50888939
>nobody voiced their thoughts on my character

join the club

>>50888939
>Nobody voiced their thoughts on my character
Are you 2hu?

>>50888975
Cool, what do we do in this club?
>>50888976
No

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>>50888990
Cry, mostly

>>50888990

You cutepost about your character's!

>>50888990
You tell us who they are so we can give you a pity comment.

>>50888975
>>50888990
We sit around and see if we get in the games we applied to.

>>50888998
Sounds nice
>>50888999
There's not much cute about her so far
>>50889011
See >>50888797
>>50889012
Sounds very fun

Tell us about the characters you would make for a Game of Thrones campaign set in Brevoy!

Would you be a dashing Aldori Swordsman? A noble scion of House Surtova? Or maybe you'll be a woman disguised as a knight, given the more traditional gender roles expected in that country?

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>>50889059
I'd be a kitsune.

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>>50889059
Can I be an immortal shapeshifting shota trap wizard?

>>50889059
>Game of Thrones campaign
So the swordsman gets killed pre-session 1 for being "unrealistic", the noble scion's a rapist, and the knight girl spends the entire campaign getting raped.

Honestly I like the new person who just submitted, can't remember their name, but they seem like they'd be nice and comfy.

Do you think Alastor would get all jealous of other guys coming onto his sister since he obvious wants her all for himself?

>>50889059

Dwarf rogue

Who out of the knights makes the best ally? For their connection/family/skill set/etc.?

>>50889086
Liviana Montanari?

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>>50889041
I gave my opinion! Foxes are not for hunting! they are for petting.

>>50889084

Jaime Lannister, Brienne and Daenerys are doing very well for themselves, anon!

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>>50889105
Immortal shapeshifting shota trap wizard obviously.

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>>50889117
That's the one, I like the fact that she has a kid, it makes her seem matronly and nice!

>>50889059
Politics? Well I know a certain class archetype that is literally a bureaucrat. I'd be a Majordomo Investigator.

>>50889122
She's not a fox hunter anymore though

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>>50889122
>Selkie
Her name is Kinu. KINU!

>>50889105
Kurat for best family.

>>50889148
>>50889122

Her voice is adorable and that perky attitude is the best! The best!

>>50889059
Lemme read up on Brevoy an' get back to ye.

>>50888939
You kidding?
From a feudal point of view a crossbow is like a perfect "woman" weapon.
>Easy to learn
>Punches through plate
>Accurate
>easy to decorate stock

>>50889132
Twin daughters, and a baby half-brother!

>Brevoy
>One of the more fascinating Kingdoms in the setting
>Jam it in the upper right corner of Avistan

Why? Replace Lastwall with Brevoy and it would be great!

>>50889179
See, she's all prepared for a comfy time with Diana asking to help with the kids while Old Scout teaches her little tricks about how to soothe them when they get rowdy and Alastor tries to get out of babysitting duty.

>>50889202
If you need help raising kids Old Spy has by far the most experience.

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>>50889086
>implying Diana won't be the one cockblocking Alastor all the time

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IDK what if there are sunflowers in Molthune but here's this.

>>50889166
She's a noble, she shouldn't be using a simple poor mans weapon

I'm still kinda annoyed that Molthune Knights is no guns allowed.

Especially since Molthune is supposed to be pretty damn advanced, militarily.

>>50889255
just make it pretty then.
a simple poor man could never afford a masterwork

>>50889267
Italians were pretty advanced too, but they refused to grow past their crappy foils when sabers and better rapiers were created, simply because of national pride.

>>50889059
I'll play an avvowed of Nyarlethotep from Galt, looking to flee from the eternal revolution and bring it here

>>50889267
It doesn't fit the theme of the campaign much; gust just aren't comfy. They're loud, they're dirty...

>>50889299

... And they get everywhere?

>>50889299
It's coarse, and it gets everywhere.

Are any of the mesmerism Archetypes worth it? I've been looking to play one for our Strange Aeons game but I'm not good at character building.

>>50889267

Im still pissed PF never fixed guns so they can be used properly.

>>50887549
>>50887566
Who is StayPuft?

>>50889308
>>50889309

Sandmind.

>posted at the same second too

>>50889318
Vox, Fey Trickster, Cult Leader, and Carnivalist are all pretty fun for various reasons.

>>50889321
an asshole and a cheat, from the stuff he's written in the character creation section

>>50889229
Diana's never ending reasons for interrupting Di and Alastor's 'planning sessions'

>It's getting dark
>You said you'd help organize troop distribution with me
>You need to watch your clothes
>Kitsune are the devil!
That last one is true

>>50889267
Same
I didn't know that
>>50889268
I still can't really see it, and I've already started the build

>>50889336
>yfw it's not even the incest kind of jealousy; she's just worried about turning christmas cake and if she's got to suffer, then he damn well better too

>>50889336
>Diana wants to brush Di's fur
That one's even more true.

>>50889350

Couldn't she fix her fate by... you know, grabbing an available bachelor and wooing him?

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>>50889299
>gust just aren't comfy

You take that back, Gust games are cute. CUTE!

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>>50889338
Anon, crossbows were engraved and decorated like pistol handles later were.

>>50889359
>Brother/Sister fur brushing
>How Lewd!

Why has god forsaken us?

>>50889380
whoops! definitely a typo there!

>>50889373
Well, suggesting that would be some sort of ulterior motive, and I couldn't do that.

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>>50889373
She can challenge her fate!

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>>50889393
That would imply that He was ever with us, anon.

>>50889398

Why couldn't you do that? It's as easy as sidling up to another PC and starting the sweet talk!

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>>50889381
I know, but that looks gay and it still will never be as flashy as even a simple musket with light engraving

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>>50889381
This one's supposedly at the MET.

Who are likely to know each other out of the Molthune Knight applicants?

Di and Kurat are a possibility, both have been a knight and soldier for decades.

>>50889432

Di doesn't have any children with Kurat, though!

Or maybe he does~

>>50889432
Immortal shapeshifting shota trap wizard gets seduced by kitsune.

>>50889432
I could see Kurat knowing Alastor, but not the other way around, possibly being at his military tribunal for what he did.

>>50889336
>>50889350
>tfw there is a certain hobgoblin who would probably go after Diana tail.

How do you stop hobcock?

>>50889330
Does distraction only work for allies or can my enemies use my perform as a save?

>>50889468

HOBBED

>>50889432
Elio grew up a noble; any other minor families especially if they're from the wilderness fiefs rather than the major cities, might be known to him, or maybe met once or twice in the past.

>>50889490

>3 inch hob dick

>>50889468
>eww he's old

While I do know some women that are into older guys, a lot of girls aren't. MOST people aren't the characters in sadpanda netorare doujins.

>>50889468
Kurat the cucking king, half the kids in molthune can trace themselves back to him, as can half the broken marriages.

Rolled 4, 2 + 2 = 8 (2d4 + 2)

>>50889451
>implying Di and Kurat didn't fuck

>>50889481
There's a reason for all those kids.

THE SEED IS STRONG.

>>50889430
Now that's a fine-ass looking gun.

>>50889512
or he has a lot of money.
>I'll give you an extra platinum if you let me do you raw

>>50889509
>More NTR
Can we not?

>>50889504
Hobs are 2d4, not 2d5. Still though, he's only got a +2 con mod now. Which means he'd be average!

>>50889509
Kurat doesn't seem like the NTR type though. He's raised all his kids except the two in Andoren, but he sends money to them regularly.

>>50889525
Doesn't need it, Kurat has a +17 to diplomacy because Orator

>>50889528
Agreed, this was sounding more and more like those pathetic "the white woman wants to be blackbred" crap that's sprinkled across redtube.

>>50889528

He's been pumping kids into women for the past 80 years, odds are a few of them had another lover or a husband or even someone they felt close to.

>>50889546
Yeah, the kids we KNOW about, not the secret hobbo kids.

>>50889546
>Doesn't need it, Kurat has a +17 to diplomacy because Orator
Is DHB's real secret that he is incapable of making a character that doesn't have a high diplomacy?

>>50889550
>for the past 80 years
>When he's only 50something
Fuck off, shitposter.

>>50889550
You mean like the ones that left him and married someone else afterwards?

>>50889559
It's the only way he can imagine getting laid.

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>>50889521
I'm a /k/unt, it's my job to have nice gun pictures

>>50889565

Yeah, like them!

Their wife's son is not only better than them, they're half-hob! Seems quite embarrassing, honestly!

>>50889565
Which one of them married someone else?

>>50889588
>Marrying the hobbo's sloppy seconds
>Raising the hobbo's sloppy seconds

>>50889588
Given how many he's been with, a lot of those relationships quite obviously didn't work out. They may very well be with someone else now, and actually happy.

Just because he's a bad metaphor for "going black" doesn't mean everyone loves hob's little goblin.

Why do we equate DHB to NTR?

>>50889623
Because he keeps making NTR bad guy s