/cyoag/ - CYOA General: Pastebin Edition

Monster Hunter update when?

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>>50696842
In four minutes!!!

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>>50696806

>>50696851
bro im counting on you!

>>50696571
Sorry. I am not a good person, much less a paragon.

>>50696887
Why? Did you lose your calculator? Or did you run out of paper?

>>50696889
I am.

>>50696851
You said that last time. It should be a maximum of three minutes now.

>>50696943
i bet you thought you were fucking hilarious didnt you?

you weren't

>>50696963
Sure you are honey. Sure you are. You degenerate fucking slut.

>>50696969
At the risk of sounding like the shitposter, the most recent ones were the TG Order Form and Lavender CYOAs

How long is "ages"?

>>50696969
TG Order Form CYOA got a big update like 3 days ago.

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>>50696969

there's one right there companheiro >>50695059

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>>50697055

>>50696969
There's literally dozens and none of them bring anything new to the table. If you're that desperate go talk to your doctor and get on hormones already.

>>50696571
His CYOAs are always painful to read.

>>50696969

Nice digits m8

>>50697086
>>50696969
This. What exactly do you expect from such a CYOA?

>>50696978
Your reaction to it was plenty amusing to me, though, and that's all that matters. :^)

>>50697086
Modern medical science can't turn you into a beautiful woman. All it can do is turn you into a sad facsimile of one.

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>>50697150
yo.

>>50697146
m8 some men already look like women without any help, I think a generalization like that can't work

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>>50696969
Good digits.

>>50697216
When they say Beard Optional, are they joking or can I have a beard?

>>50697150
>what's new in TG order form? last thread it said v1.0 which is the same as it was a month ago.
Actually it had been v0.9.2 since October 25th by my timestamps, and only reaching v1.0 on the 10th of this month. The main updates being the addition of a finalized page 2, and changing the TG notebook you'd get from the [Genderbender] extra to one that can't be used on yourself, doesn't seem to let you affect the details of the change as much, and also doesn't seem to let you make them/the world/both/neither unaware of them having ever been different.

>>50697269
Beards aren't real, anon. Enjoy being a succudragon if you like, but some things just can't ever exist.

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Always liked this one.

>>50697269
Only the ugliest of lady dwarfs are beardless. It is a pitiable and sad physical disorder.

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>>50697318
>>50697354

>>50697322
But not enough that you'd bother posting all of it?

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>>50697378
Most Mysterious of Boxes

>>50697169
Question to EDG: How's work on realms?

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>>50697322
>>50697396
I'm watching the new Gilmore Girls. I get distracted, man.

>>50697269
You can, it's just not going to grow on your head.

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>>50697146
>relying on science
>not calling upon the powers of the netherworld

>>50697431
how bad is it?

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>>50697431

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>>50697445
I'm in Spring; I don't like the camera composition. Some of the dialogue is noticeably stilted and Edward Hermann is missed. Other than that? It's Gilmore Girls.

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>>50697457
>Emely
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>>50697445
They took the character who's schtick was that he wasn't gay, he just acted in a stereotypically gay fashion, and then they made him gay. Which meant he was retroactively deeply closeted for the entire original series.

>>50697518
I fucking hate when marketing decides that people are too stupid to think that stereotypes are anything but a self-applied label of behaviors.

>>50697518
Maybe that wasn't his shtick, and the showrunners /producers just didn't have the balls to make him openly gay.

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Got a question. What's this cyoa's stat system based on?

>>50697584
Looks like a typical D&D 6-stat system to me.

>>50697584
looks like the basic dnd stats

>>50697411
It proceeds. I'm almost done with the Labyrinth.

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>>50697610
>>50697622
Ah, okay. I never really got into D&D. I liked the composition of the cyoa though, so I'll give the system a gander.

>>50697694
Just keep in mind that charisma is a mental stat, not a physical one, and you basically can't fail anywhere.

>>50697322
So if you don't buy Leron, once he transports you back and restores your memories he stops being your friend or disappears? I'm not sure how this is supposed to work.

>>50697829
I've never thought of companions in CYOA as the only people you can ever communicate or build relationships with. They're, as I see them, more like "freebies" you get right off the bat to represent/replace a lifetime of relationships. The other people are still there doing their thing and you can approach them like normal.

>>50697829
I was wondering that too.

>>50697829
>>50697904
Guessing either something like >>50697899 or that ones you buy become a sort of personal entourage, while the others do what they can to deal with the Necromancer separately from you or whatever.

>>50697939
>>50697899
Except that doesn't make any sense when he calls you his friend over and over and apparently followed you through the planes for ages out of that sense of friendship.

>>50697899
So what does buying him or not buying him represent? He's established he's your close friend who's been searching for you desperately for 3 years to save your world and defeat the Necromancer, and has pledged to slowly gain back all your memories over time... does buying him basically mean he wants that "special time" with you for a week or two before you start adventuring? In that case it seems he is already your friend and you are buying the lover option for him (better than Dating since you know it's him and they aren't hiding it but can't be applied to others).

>>50697966
See the latter part of my post (>>50697939), then.

>>50698012
See the post you just replied to again.

>>50697972
>buying him means he's dtf
I like this interpretation.

>>50698090
Except he already implies he's dtf if you take some things like the cute choice for example

>>50698029
So it doesn't make sense that he'd give up the chance to be in your personal entourage because you'd rather have someone/something else? And also that he'd be working alongside any other people you didn't choose to deal with the necromancer and/or handling the country?

>>50698120
Except his option goes into specifics of "I desire specific kinds of fun with you for at least two weeks and I know just where to indulge us uhuhuhuhuhuh". Seems more explicit to me then "wow you were so pretty when we were kids we all used to have sex dreams about you".

>>50698157
Nope. Because it isn't fluffed as me choosing him or not choosing him, it's fluffed as me remembering things about the past, a past that his support in the current moment is rooted in.

>>50698213
Ahhhhh. In that case, perhaps it's just that the people you choose you get to bring back the relationship as-is, whereas for the others you sort of have to build it back up again?

>>50698241
Yeah, but that's an explanation after the fact. It still does nothing to explain why he's helping you if he was retroactively not your friend because of what you "remember" about him. What he's doing is best friend material, not acquaintance material. Besides this, a huge amount of descriptions have him go on and on about how things were when the two of you were friends back in the day before you got sent to earth.

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>>50697009
>You degenerate fucking slut.

>>50698273
I meant that the friendships for each possible companion would all (or at least his) be about as described, and what you're choosing is which relationships to remember for now, so the people you don't choose would be practically strangers to you (at least until you defeat the necromancer), even if they still consider you a friend.

>>50698394
Then what's the point in taking any friends? You know who they are and that they're friendly, you can just ask them basic things over 30 minutes each and you're set for anything.

If you could be any fantasy race you wanted to be in the real world, what would you be

>>50698427
Something something only taking people you remember with you to defeat the necromancer, something something brain overload from too much recollection at once?

>>50698455
Skeleton.

>>50698456
Except you're not getting memories, you're just making new ones.

>>50698455
Something immortal (at least in the sense of not aging past their prime, and subsequently not dying of "old age") and capable of (sufficiently free-form, meaning at the very least "any shape/form possible for a human to be") shapeshifting.

>>50697322
Necromancer DLC never.

>>50698541
Boring as ever, /cyoa/.

>>50698522
I meant that you might start recalling too much too fast for interacting with the peoples or whatever

>>50698563
Does it say that's possible anywhere? Because I can't recall anything of the sort.

And furthermore, just walking around the world and remembering it would do the same to you if that's the case.

>>50697829
Agents of the Necromancer kill him, and nothing you do can stop it. Unless you pay the one goddamn point, you twisted animal.

>>50698455
Probably just a dragon or some typical lizardman. They're alright with me.

>>50698548
You want to be the MILF

>>50698598
That sort of thing should be made clear or hinted at a little more strongly.

>>50698558
I agree with him though. It's only boring on the outside, but would be the most exciting to live, full of constant novelty and devoid of worry about rushing towards achievement.

>>50698745
There was supposed to be a question mark after that.

>>50698695
the Houses seem kind of inconsequential. The inheritance seems oddly small-time when you're making your own demiplanes or robot companions.

The classes are fun, and are the reason I've been excited about the cyoa since the pastebin was posted. I've got a planeswalker build mostly complete, but I'm not sure if I want an artificer build instead.

>>50698745
No, I just wanna hear her side of the story. Whether or not she had a good reason to wipe her child's memories and banish them to an alternate dimension.

It could be the "evil" choice, too. Help destroy the world instead.

>>50698593
Just conjecture based on reading the starting bit again. Re-reading it once more, I think it's sort of trying to hint that the people you choose are the ones you take on your trip to defeat the necromancer and whatever quests you might choose ("what to do, who to bring").

>>50698870
>.png.jpg
...why?

>>50698833
>the Houses seem kind of inconsequential.
They're largely for worldbuilding, but they seem to me like they'll have a pretty significant impact on what your school life is like.

>The inheritance seems oddly small-time when you're making your own demiplanes or robot companions.
Yeah, but you get your inheritance at the beginning and that other stuff isn't until the end. That said, the classes are supposed to matter most, after all they have the bulk of the options (numerically) and the bulk of the autism (mechanically).

The other stuff is there because the classes by themselves imply a very dry and simple experience and setting.

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>>50697216
Oh, confound it-

Alright let's try and make the most of it.

>RACE: Other (Ghost) [80]
Don't even start with that comic.You know the one. Just don't. Ghost powers are neat, okay?

>PERKS

>Palace [70]
Did someone say "creepy mansion?"

>Princess [55]
Ohohohoho~! That's fun.

>Money [50]
You've heard of "old money," yes?

>Illusion Magic [40]
Surely I'm not too spooky for you?

>Stealthiness [30]
What kind of ghost can't be invisible?

>Extra Time [20]
I'm dead. I've got all the time in the world.

>PROTAGONIST: Dark Lord [0]
He and the Lich are friends, apparently. I suspect I'm here as a "favor."

>>50698954
Made as png, exported as jpg for the same of 4chan, I would imagine.

>>50698954
Just a stupid mistake on my part...

>>50697431
Leron, Heinrich & Lyre, and Ilo's names trigger me.

>>50698923
>Music
>Drawing
>Writing

If nothing else, now I can now make some pretty god-tier vidya in rpgmaker or something (even better if I can find myself a programmer or several)

>>50698870
Absolute Territory 1
Flesh Artist 1
Pocket Universe 4

Go collect all the people I think are worth saving using Absolute Territory to "flicker-port." Then withdraw to my Pocket Dimension, leaving behind 100 tons of Antimatter as a farewell.

Flesh artist is just so I won't have to be fat forever.

>>50696806
Ritter Jupiter Bass, banjo, amp, drum machine.

>>50696882
Well, my accessories all ended up useless.

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>>50697322
Home? That's where my real home is? Are you sure? Look, pal. I'll do it. I can't know if you're telling the truth, but you sound like you need the help, and if you trust the likes of /me/ to pull this off it can't be anything I can't handle.

>MEMORIES: Dependable [12F/8C]
Is that it, then? That's what I was like? That's nice. I haven't felt like that lately at all.

>CHARACTER: Intelligence II [6 C], Learning II [4 C], Ring [2 C], Enchantment [0 C]
Well, at least one thing was only downgraded instead of deleted.

>FRIENDSHIP: Speaker [10 F], Beauty [8 F], Dysphoria [6 F]
Oh. Was I really? That's odd.

>FRIENDS: Leron [5 F], Jule [2 F], Rie [0 F]
But I know you guys will help me piece it all back together.

>QUESTS: Philosopher's Stone, Diplomacy, Militarized, Lieutenant, Beasts
There's a lot to do first, but we'll see it through, right?

If I find out this is some kind of game - that your friend died and you were all so hopeless without her that you tried to turn me into a replacement goldfish? It won't be pretty.

>>50698870
I love this one, it's one of the few where I would love meta A.
If I understood Fictionland, I'd pick that and essentially get omnipotence. But I don't, so
>Society Manipulation 3
>Flesh artist 2
>Mind diver 1
Flesh artist 4 would be great but I need the others.
I'm gonna make catgirls real and there's not a damn thing you can do to stop me (except the range is only 10 meters so it's a very slow process).
People's views are changed so they are kinder and more helpful.
Flesh artist because duh...
All in all, Earth should only be positively affected!

>>50698886
>White Pawn
One of my favorite powers of all
>Black Queen
Black King is cool too, but I probably couldn't bring myself to use it in real life.

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>>50698455
Frost dragon with a human form that has hecka ice magic.

>>50698886
Double Pawn. Between the eight of us it shouldn't be hard to complete any tasks we get assigned.

It's a pity White Pawn is so good - the only question I ever have is which Black Piece I'd pick.

>>50698923
Writing, Debate, and Sex. Start writing political books and speeches, and persuade the world slowly but surely. Sex is just for the fun of it.

>>50698455
Dullahan, definitely.

>>50698886
>White Bishop
Healing, immortality (through healing/rejuvenation), and what looks like minor shapeshifting (the "limited plastic surgery").
>Black Queen
Attractive body without having to maintain it? Yes please. At-will sex-change is a neat bonus, too.

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>>50698455
Kitsune, of course.

>>50699622
Not sure it'll actually give you immortality. Eventually those cells are going to constantly wear out, even if you're curing any diseases, fixing your wrinkles, and making yourself feel young and spry. You're pretty much going to have to constantly heal yourself to stay intact, and then when you go to sleep...

>>50698455
Can't decide between ghost, gorgon, dragon, giant, harpy, and elemental.

I am incredibly indecisive.

>>50698870
Mind Diver III
Flesh Artist II
Pocket Dimension I

I create the Workshop. I pull people that catch my eye into my pocket dimension, delve into their psyches, and create an ideal them. Changing the world, one person at a time. Might even do a nice slow burn for those I want to take on as projects....No mind powers, actually convince them that I can give them something incredible. Let them have a taste of a change they so desperately desire. Fix a crooked nose, alleviate depression. Keep them hooked. Slowly transform them into MY ideal them. And if I'm a big enough piece of shit to get bored with them, catch and release. Make them forget me, make them the perfect whatever they please, set them free into a new life of happiness.

Don't get me wrong, I'm also going to be fulfilling my fetishes along the way. But that's enough to keep me entertained and satisfied. And hopefully my projects will keep me from keeping losing touch with the reality I once knew

>>50698923
Sex, Surgery, Debate

>>50699657
Creator here, both White Bishop and Black Queen gives biologically immortality.
Don't have the originally anyone, so I can't update.

>>50699718
*Biological.

>>50698886
White Knight
Black King

Walk the earth doing what I please. Or maybe just live a normal life and do that shit on the weekends.

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>>50698886
>Black Queen/White Bishop

We White Mage now. Unfortunately I don't have any pictures of White Mage saved.

>>50699622
Oh, neat. We could start a clinic or something.

>>50699718
Oh, really? Well then:

>>50698886
White King, Black Queen. You can call me the God-Empress of Mankind.

>>50699718
What kind of update were you thinking of?

>>50699794
Damn Angel, didn't know you always wanted to be a hot guy ! How sexy ! Tired of using a strap-on ?

>>50697584
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>>50697722
>>50697748
Weapon
>Ancient Blade

Armor
>Witchskin Armor

Items
>Endless Coinpurse
>Arcane Spellbook
>Estus Flask
>Ring of the Stone Wardens

No companion

>>50699794
>Oh, neat. We could start a clinic or something.
Sure, could do with a source of income.

>>50699843
>implying

Although I was in Magical Realm. You wouldn't remember me anyway.

>>50696806
>>50696882
Ritter Jupiter Bass
Amp, Hardcase, Rainbow pick

So I get turned into a cute lolita vampire whos even more resistant to physical trauma? Neat. I suppose I'll get practicing and start getting trained to work at blood banks.

>>50698695
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>>50698736
>>50698744
>Houseless, Fuck all that noise.

>Year 1: Physics, Evocation, Elements, Meditation - (12)

>Year 2: Slight of Hand, Telekinesis, Battlemagic, Elements Extra: Autonomous beings - (10)

>Year 3: Illusions, Transmutation, Advanced Fire, Advanced Air - (12)

>Year 4: Advanced Water, Advanced Earth, Chi Manipulation, Workshop (12)

>Year 5: Mindcraft, Enhancement, Computation and Proof, Biology, Psychology (12)

>Year 6: Algebra, Telepathy, Self-Enhancement, Herbalism- (12)

>Year 7: Mind Control, Enchantment, Enchantment Extra: Runes, Shape shifting, Psychology Extra: Diagnose - (11)

Going for an all-powerful Archmage loadout.

Bloodline (10)

to start

>Monster: White Wings (+5)

Free points and i get to fly. why not? Im sure with time i can create a harness of sorts to keep them concealed

(15)

>Ubermencsch (9)
>Beyond Life (6)
>Physcial Primacy (4)
>Third Eye (2)
>Shadows (1)
Ogre's Gut (0)

So now im super durable, strong, in my prime, dont need sustenance, am immune to toxins and poison, and able to go unnoticed much easier.

Inheritance

>Dosh
>Magic Sword
>Jar of Eternal Life
>Extra Enemy bonus: Townhouse, the Tower


Mysteries: Plan to do all of them, but in this order.

>Wishing Well
Going here RIGHT AWAY! I throw the jar of eternal life in and wish for eternal life.
Next, i sacrifice the magic sword to the hole and wish for the power to conjure magic, ethereal swords whenever i please.

>Former Teacher
Curiosity to discover his reasons for leaving, also to ask him to teach me. perhaps he knows very powerful magic and was exiled because of it.

>Restricted Section
Coming here to find more knowledge, preparing myself for greater challenges

>Forest

>Lonely Tower

>Dungeons
Best for last.

Enemies
>Enigma
>Big Man in a Big House
>Crusaders

>>50699836
He JUST said, to add that "... both White Bishop and Black Queen gives biologically immortality."
God, kids these day with their energy drinks and ADHD...

>>50699836
Just clearing up exactly what the options do; I'm happy enough with the options themselves.

>>50698870
Fictonland 4
flesh artist 2

Time to fufill all my shitty self-insert fantasies

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>>50698455
I would be a good old red fire dragon.

>>50698548
Sorry to disappoint friend, but I have no plans of such. I had one idea for such an expansion at the time I made the cyoa, but the cyoa itself wasn't successful. There is little reason to expand on it.

>>50696842
It's done when it's done. I got free time coming up soon with christmas, other than that I'm busy.

>>50698870
>Absolute territory 2
Food and toys (as in fun or desired physical items) at will. Searchable database is nice, too.
>Flesh Artist 4
Because shapeshifting can lead to all sorts of fun. Might also try making some new friends, literally.

>>50696963
Here we are again. Another dance, for old enemies.

>>50700394
A>
D>umb
S>lut
?

>>50700394
>ADS
...how come I can see you when I have AdBlock?

>>50700475
More like AIDS

>>50700509
What's the difference?

>>50700553
I just saw the typo and couldn't resist :3

>>50700484
Because AdBlock only works on dumb ads. I'm a super Ad.

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>>50698870

>Fictionland 3
>Absolute Territory 1
>Society Manipulation 1
>Flesh Artist 1

Go to Middle Earth. Be Galadriel. Become Queen. Make pic related happen. And beat up some orcs and other bad guys to.

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>>50700588
more like super AIDS

>>50700606
>yuri shenanigans among High Elves
yes pls

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>>50700645

Yeah, we don't need Aragorn and Legolas or whoever. They can go on bro adventures while we rule the Queendom and lewd it up on the side.

>>50699633
Let me pet your ears and your butt.

>>50696850
A)

>>50700709
>dat Arwen Undómiel
oh my oh my

>>50700475
"ANAL!" demands Sandra.

>>50700709
>>50700645

Guys wouldn't have all the fun though. There'd be adventures with just us gals to.

>>50700709
That picture is gross. Only dumb faggots would like it.

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>>50700800
Damn it anon, if you're gonna bait at least put a little -effort- into it. This is just sad.

>>50700800
Nah. It's not good but it's alright. Detonate a semen bomb in those wombs and the seed will take just fine.

>>50700859
if a man impregnated a half-elven such as Arwen, would their baby be quarter-elf?

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There's still room in the sleigh for 6 more gifts. What can Santa Beri get for you this year?

(No, you won't know what's in the mystery boxes until Christmas time)

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>>50700923
To be cute! Even if I have to wait until christmas!

>>50700923
Shapeshifting?

>>50700923
Phenomenal Cosmic Power

>>50700923
Peace on Earth!

>>50700923
To get (even) lewder

>>50700950
I think the point was to fill in the six blank tags with suggestions, rather than giving images to use as presents.

>>50700923
To be the very best, like no one ever was

>>50700777

She's a qt Mr. Trips.

>>50700859
>>50700884

Ew no.

>>50700923
To have Unlimited power!!!!

>>50700923
to be cute and gifted at musical instruments

>>50700923
to be loved?

>>50700923
Reversed Roles

>>50700950
You got it!

>>50700953
Might overlap with other things (eg: be cute)... Not sure if it can be granted. Maybe something more specific?

>>50700958
That's a good one. Raw power.

>>50700976
I was actually *this* close to making those exact words a default option but I didn't want to have more than 6 defaults. I'll definitely include it.

>>50700978
The lewd gift is already plenty lewd enough!

>>50700986
Also kinda vague / might overlap with cosmic power

>>50701017
Power has already been noted.

>>50701025
That just beats out being cute...

>>50701046
Might just change being a waifu to that. Else there'd be too much overlap.

>>50700979
I thought anon was just posting a cute picture along with their Christmas wish.

>>50701061
How do you mean?

>>50700923
to kek

>>50700923
The ability to summon peppermint flavored soul-destroying swords of dark flames that detonate upon high velocity impacts destroying everything but you and leaving the smell of hot cocoa in the air.

https://youtu.be/sDlVOGOGhCQ

>>50701073
>Might overlap with other things (eg: be cute)... Not sure if it can be granted. Maybe something more specific?
Well, I see you have a "be a loving waifu" but no "have a loving waifu" or "get a loving waifu".

>>50700923
I want a firetruck!

>>50700923
To be able to make the dankest of memes to hide my crippling depression from the world

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>>50701135
>>50700923
i want a red ryder bb gun with compass on the stock and this thing that tells time!

>>50701156
... You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

>>50700884
Yes. How is this even a question?

>>50701156
A watch?

>>50698870
Well, then. Here goes!

>Absolute Territory IV
>Flesh Artist II

See that giant patch of garbage in the Pacific? Lemme just turn that into absolutely average, clean salt water. Oh, and a 10 au range?

Let's see - could I restart Mars' tectonics and atmosphere in one go, or would I need a lot more time for that? Also, how much does the Sun actually weigh and can I put it on an automated "reset to how it is right now" cycle so it doesn't burn out?

>>50701207
He was quoting the movie. That's precisely what that "thing" is, but that's not what the main character keeps asking for.

>>50701121
I was considering having that separate.

>>50701135
>>50701156
That's a simple gift. So, a more generic "toy" option.

>>50701154
Happiness?

>>50696850
B

>>50700923
I wish for a painless death.

>>50700923
Omnipotence.

>>50700923
To find motivation.

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>>50701385

>>50700923
To bring justice and redemption to this lawless land.

>>50701308
>I was considering having that separate.
Yeah, I noticed it a moment after posting my reply. I suppose anything I could suggest at this point would be too generic and/or overlap with some other gift...
As many points as we'd like to spend on one (or preferrably both) of the slime related CYOAs ("Be/Adopt a Slime" and the daycare one)?
Failing that, spending some time with the cute slime would be nice, I suppose.

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>>50701385
>CAPTAIN: Kianna Horten
I can't resist.

>PERKS: Fast Learner, Fancy Gun


>COMPANION: Miranda Miller
Wait, why was she disappoin- oh.

>SETTING: Mystery Box #3
Let's see what I get.

>>50701308
>>50701453
Came up with the gift idea after I'd already written the one bemoaning about generic/overlap and forgot to revise that part of the post, sorry.

>>50701183
Thank you anon. That was precisely the reply I was fishing for.

>>50701308
but I don wanna toy! I want a Firetruck!

>>50700923
LEWD

>>50701481
I don't have the mystery box, it wasn't posted when I saved this. I do have other stuff though.

>>50701061
>>50701073
reversed gender roles

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>>50701413

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Blind picks. Cut down to 15 from 18 'cause the thread died and I didn't want to ask for pictures in the new one.

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>>50697216
>Other 20 (Insect)
>Illusion 10
>Psionics 30
>Luck 10
>Extra Time 10

>Dark Lord 20

>>50701690
TKO, Death of the Author, Backup Band

>>50701690
someone else, tko, enrapture

>>50701626
White
New Dick
Purple

Immortal cute girl with a huge orgasm inducing cock who never needs to sleep or wash while still having a adult identity.

>>50701690
T.K.O.
Support and Defend
Uncle Stuart

>>50701690
Can't decide between Sapling/Uncle Stuart/Support and Defend or Someone Else/Gremlin/Elixir.

>>50701690
>Sapling
>Larus Canus
>Someone Else

>>50701721
Is this the fusion gem of Rose and Kanaya?

>>50701308
Happiness? No, just put down "memes" or some shit

>>50697322
BOLD ! Kicking ass is fun I don't need tons of people.
Training 3 Health 2 Power 3 Shield 2 Agility 2 Intelligence 1 Stealth 1
Dating Elely (she wins fistfights against a training 3 power 3 guy it has to amount to something)
Leron (need a bro) - Emely (potions and lewd)

>Lieutenant
This is the shortest therm quest. With my strength and my sneakiness, if I borrow some stuff from Leron I might be able to take him on. Depending on how it turns out I could maybe do distractions or something on one side, maybe a fire with alchemy or shit, and infiltrate his keep and kill him. If that fails, I could always try his pride and challenge him 1v1 no item final destination fists only, after all I should be pretty good at this after someone have been beating me into knowing fistfights regularly (HUH Elely).

>Sage
After that, if I can loot some shit from his keep or take some money, we can organise a travel to Cloud's island to try to recruit him back into our cause. Maybe he trained me as a kid and he remembers? Or he has seen me somewhere. We need him, god damnit ! It will take some time but he's necessary.

>Militarised
With the sage back, we can begin to organise the people. I can help the teaching but the sage is the one with the most knowledge about all these drills and shit, I might be a shitty teacher since I guess I should be a lot stronger than most people.

>Beasts
Now than people can fend for themselves again we can do a more long term quest of trying to convince the beasts. It is crucial to undermine the Necromancer's army while strengthening our own. Maybe. I think I can help with the bear bros.

I don't think i'd try philosopher's stone, it somehow seems more dangerous than the others since with all the shit we've stirred the Necromancer should take notice and will surely come to prevent us from taking it and I'm shit at riddles.

>morale boost
No Leron you don't get sexy bikinis. THEY ARE ALL MINE

>>50701690
TKO, Someone Else, Elixir

>>50701385
Ugh, another CYOA that rips off shit.

>>50701830
ugh

UGH

>>50701690
tko, elixer, uncle stuart.

>>50698455
Rapist Minotaur

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>>50701690
Death of the Author
loli with MAGA cap? first choice best choice
Enrapture
looks fancy. worshipping and stuff.
Support and Defend
Looks like we're gonna Make Earth Great Again boys

What dimensions should I use for my CYOA?

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>>50701862

>>50701690
>Enrapture
>Someone Else
>Backup Band

>>50701837
ugh

UGH

UGHHHHHH!!!!!!

>>50701873
reeeeeeee you know thats not what i meant

>>50701690
Sister in arms

>>50701929
SHIT it's 3 choices then TKO and Someone Else as well

>>50701906
use 2000x1000, it looks really nice.

>>50701626
Ugly chick...super powers...ugly chick...super powers. Super powers.
>Purple
>Gray
>Blood Red
>Lavender

>>50701690
Laurus Canus
Elixer
Support & Defend

>>50701690
> T.K.O.
> Legion-dary.
> Enrapture.

NONE MAY WITHSTAND ME

>>50701906
just be yourself

>>50698870
Simulated universe 4
Flesh sculptor 2

I can make a true paradise world from whole cloth, bring thousands, millions, maybe billions onto it from Earth. No resource scarcity. Anyone who just can't get along with their fellow man can just be ejected back to Earth to make their own way. A true utopia and peace for mankind.

Also, I'll save about 1.5x stellar mass and create another alternate reality for Unlimited Waifu Works. Because why the fuck not?

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>>50701690
Someone Else, Sisters in Arms, Accessory Fruit

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>>50700923
I just wanna be a cute girl

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>>50697322
>Follow Leron. Hope his last name isn't Jenkins.

>Good Memories.
I figure some persona would carry on. I've usually had a circle of close friends, even if I didn't keep them in surplus and am garbage at keeping up with distant ones.
8F/12C
>Elemental 2 C
>Supportive 2 C
>Training 2 C
>Health 2 C
>Power 1 C
>Shield 1 C
>Intelligence 1 C
>Learning 1 C
>Survival 1 C
>Stealth 1C


>Leron 1F
>Elely 1F
>Dysphoria 2F
>Diplomacy 2F
>Jule 3F
>Dating 1F

>Citizen Erased +1C
>Apocalypse Please +1C
>Stockholm Syndrom +1 F
>Blackout +1 F

I think I may have given Elely a new reason to hit me but it'll all be worth it when I finally face my doppleganger who's got my old face and shout out "BOO YAH FUCKER, BET YOU DIDN'T EXPECT I'D COME BACK AS SOME PERVY BODY-SWITCHER DID YOU!?"

>Leron as Ranger dealy as per Survival entry, with insights about the planescape beyond from his travels. Been everywhere and has all kinds of experience.
>Elely on frontline brawler who I expect more than a few good bruises from.
>Jule as main party-face and off-tank as well as some of our better resource-based connections.
>Playing up the Supportive-Elementalist to heal and protect when needed, and blasting when the opportunity comes up, going into melee or weapon combat if the scenario calls for it but preferring to keep hands open for spells and the like.

>Use Diplomacy to bring the new community leaders to the forefront and share that the Lost Hero's face has been stolen, and that we are still seeking out where the Necromancer has imprisoned him to shroud my return.
>Inner Circle are the only ones that know, hope Elely doesn't give it away with a left hook when I'm not looking, or worse.....or better.
>Get Leron Laid, that fucker has gone above and beyond the call of duty. See if we can't swing him a princess if possible but dragging all three of them into the degenerate mess this place made of me might be fun too.

>>50701818
Shit seeing another build made me see I forgot 2 points. Not much but enough to take my dick ass sword of dick assery : when sneakily sneaking I can shrink it to dagger size to do sneaky things. When battling for real I can have an oversized weapon fit for my power 3. I might even beat the lieutenant without much trickery since I got this!

Also I hope I'll be able to make new friends cuz even though my "true" persona was more about training than making friends, well I'm not like that so it will have to be turned down a notch. But it is a thing that will be done in the long run.

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>>50697055
>>50697072
Transformation: Savor the Feeling. Penis is the last thing to disappear, and it disappears like Instant Girl.

Physique
Body Type: Athletic
Chest Size: Endowed (155)
Butt Size: Developed (150)
Hips/Thighs: Built to Last (140)
Height: Protector (130)

Sexuality
Direction: The Power of Yuri
Dominance Coefficient: In Charge (120)
Libido: Powerful

Identity
Reception: Enemy Territory
Time/Age: True Reset, Age 5 (110) - Once I hit full girl, I'll de-age to childhood over the course of an hour, then go back in time to my youth.
Persona Override: Mild Butterfly (100)

Companions
Sato Chinaka (90)
Weebs (70)
Suzan Kim (60)
Alex Nora (50)

Minor Abilities/Extras
Contact Corrupt (40)
Dildus Maximus (10)
“Tactical” Visor (5)
Inhuman Style (-10)
Balls of Steel (-20)
Feeling Fresh (-30)
Spark Touch (-55)
Birth Control (-70)
Hair Affair (-75)
Flawless Skin (-85)
Refuse Change (-105)
Social Ambivalence (-130)

Drawbacks
Leave It Behind (-105)
Black Mirror: Sense Sharing using the Neural Choker (-95)
I Want You (-80)
I Need You (-70)
I Love You (-55)
Mixed Signals (-45)
Fertile Crescent (-35)
Unreal Fertility (-25)
Commando (-5)
Invert Commando (15)
Whore-or (30)
Wake Me Up (45)
Can't Wake Up (55)
Inverse Chivalry (65)
Faulty Lenses (75)
Erotic Mirror (85)
Rediscovery (95)

Sophie's Choices
Bizarre Candle (75)
Neural Choker (50)
Purse of Holding (15)
Perfect Disguise (0)

Melissa's Gift: See Next Post.

Academy of Lilies: Renn Faire Garb, obviously after I hit adulthood.

Interruption: I swear unto the lords of /tg/ that I have made a CYOA. I'm not up for a threesome right now, but I'll definitely get their cell phone number for later. I think they could make good friends, or possibly loving parents once I hit childhood. If they're ready to adopt by then, I mean. I've heard the joke about bringing the moving van on the second date, but...

Flowery Fate: I am not lonely and just want to be loved.

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>>50702381
>>50697431
>Read Leron's description of Allyn.
Okay maybe she'd be a better match for him if not for the sisterly bit.

>Stockholm Warden.
Princess, sorry to ask this of you but you seem like the least likely of us to die. Keep that up and we're good.

>Blackout.
We're going to need to work on some code-words to figure out who's calling the shots and when until we can sort out the why and how to put a stop to this unless we can sort out that it's someone on our side and Not screwing us over...or at the least someone who can be paid off to keep it from being a problem in the long run.

>Citizen Erased.
Buddy you are wearing the wrong face for impersonating me these days. Not even going to try to rebuild my name, just make a new one for myself unless I have to blow my own cover.

>Apocalypse Please.
This...is a bit of a problem. Going to hope my Elemental Magic links help keep this to a minimum and fix it sooner rather than later. Might need to ask the Necromancer to send me back again if this gets too bad, but trying again might be necessary.

>>50697502
>Diplomacy
This is going to be our first task. Get the people talking and cooperating again to have a solid, unified effort to stave off the necromancer's efforts when they surface.

>Beasts
We are not going to make friends by calling them animals you dumbfucks let's go learn their actual names and go from there. Diplomacy ho!

>Morale Boost.
Leron Ima be real here I'll help with this one but I don't think it's going to win us the war as much as give us a chance to make fools of ourselves. How about we aim for a middle ground with a beach day/ boat adventure while on our way to go find

>Sage
Old man Marcus. Dude looks like he could bench a semi-truck and I'll bet we could talk him around to helping out. Now That would be a morale boost to win against the Necromancer. Plus even if he's not on the front, his training should help
>Militarize
the available civies into a veritable militia.

>>50702574
I'm honestly surprised nobody thought of this, but I'm going to abuse the fuck out of True Reset and the Purse. After I'm done hanging with Melissa and Sophie, aside from the standard "say goodbye to people" things, I'm going to gather things up. Save stock market records onto a portable hard drive, grab inventions and things that won't be available until the future, and basically do everything I can to prepare to go back in time.

Then as soon as my dick disappears, grab everything, and get ready to take a trip back to the past. I'll use my seed money to start investing, as well as patent some things I "invented" at a reasonable rate. By the time I hit adulthood, I'll either be fabulously wealthy, or I'll have gotten a stern warning from the SEC. But hey, it's a risk worth taking.

Of course that's not all I'm going to do. I've got a second chance at life, so I'm going to enjoy the hell out of it. I'm going to spend time with all my Companions, as well as any friends I make on the Island. I'm going to spend time with Alex and the Weebs every chance I get, work out, spar, and hike with Sato, and tag along with Suzan every time she's got a taste for adventure. I'm also going to relearn all my skills, and make sure to study hard and make good grades this time around.

Oh, and I'm going to have so much lesbian sex. One of my friends is a lesbian domme, and my goodness, but does she ever seem to have so much fun.

>>50702574
>tfw you're the only one besides one other anon that ever takes Amazon.
>tfw you're never 100% on HOW Amazon you want to be.
It's hard.

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>>50701789
race-swapped AU fanart I think, from Topsy-Turvy the Right Way Back to Front. In which another highblood ruins everything for everyone around them. Could just be another rendition of pic-related from Kanaya's initial imagination.

>>50701690
TKO
Someone Else
Elixir

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>>50687662
>>50687520
>>50687585

Alright, I got home and I've uploaded the fan fiction to a pastebin. This is the power of the Blood Mage CYOA, and its damn good CYOA. Ya'll better get me a cookie or something for this.

http://pastebin.com/kn44YYEB

>>50697322
[20]Nature: Adamant

[23]Drawback: Ashamed/Enemies/Apocalypse Please

[20]Health III
[17]Power III
[14]Shield III
[12]Agility II
[10]Intelligence II
[08]Learning II
[06]Sustenance II
[04]Elemental
[02]Enchantment
[00]Alchemy

Intelligence + Learning is OP, why bother taking training, smithing, apothecary, survival and stealth when you can just learn those skills from scratch at an accelerated rate?

does anyone have the twins cyoa from a few threads back?

>>50702631
Amazon's just a little tall for my tastes. Protector makes me about 6' 6" if I'm doing my guesstimating right, which makes me intimidatingly taller than the men I meet, and lets me tower over women in the perfect dominating fashion. Anything much taller than that, and I'm going to have to squat to get my kisses. Maybe if I was going Boy-Crazy or Dual-Classing, but for a Gold Star yuri-monster like me, it just seems like overkill.

>>50702728
Bending over to kiss people is half of the charm of Amazon, though I can see why you wouldn't want that.

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>>50702684
>Why bother?
Because the world is a dangerous place and accelerated development only matters if you get the chance to develop. Invest too much in the future and you'll never see it.

You've got a fairly solid set of survival options and powers right now of course, but no friends to back you up if you still get in over your head.

Still more, between the Necromancer and Apocalypse Please you're short on time. You sure you want to spend it gaining skills you could already have when every moment counts?

>>50702588
>I'm honestly surprised nobody thought of this, but I'm going to abuse the fuck out of True Reset and the Purse
why do people think they literally go back in time when all it says itll make you biologically age XYZ ?

weapons grade autism, causing brain cancer in fools

>>50702742
Maybe, but I've done the foot difference, and you get a pretty good bend going. I think you're envisioning man on amazon, where you really do need to be at least seven feet tall to get a really good loom going.

>>50702763
>why do people think they literally go back in time when all it says itll make you biologically age XYZ ?
>Time/Age
>Choose if this sends you back/forward in time or just makes you younger/older. If Time, choose when during your transformation the shift happens (it's instant).
I wonder...

>>50702728
>>50702742
Amazon's great if you take a handful of the superpower options and plan to go out as a vigilante on occasion at least. Think I went with it for a "If I gave no fucks and and had no inhibitions" build last week. >>50641048

>>50702770
Well, with Amazon there's also more of a draw to cuddling, and a lot more effort put in to making the two seem equal because of the natural inclination for dominance from a taller person.

Still, I definitely see where you're coming from. A foot can really make a huge difference.

>>50702798
Its more than a foot in height difference anon.

Amazon makes you taller than the biggest men, it could mean you're 9 ft+, because the tallest man in recorded history was 8'11'' or around the mid 8 footer range as the tallest man alive is currently about 8'1''.

You're literally over a foot taller than the average basketball player which is at around 6'7''.

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>>50702677
Consider yourself given a cookie and a quiet moment to enjoy it in.

>>50702898
It does say the exact height depends on your preference. My gut for each of them is "Shorty" is under 5', "Diminutive" is under 5' 5", "Full-Scale" is under 5' 10", Stand Tall is under 6' 3", Protector is under 6' 8", and Amazon is anything taller.

>>50702677
>page 1/6
anon pls, where's the rest?

>>50697378
>Flight
>man in pic doesn't even have a fucking stubble
10/10

>>50702763
Probably because you didn't read the actual CYOA and just guessed it'd say something other than what it does. Unlike all of those people who think it literally sends you back in time the way it says it does.

>>50701690
Fuggit, time for ambiguously lewd.
>TKO
>Elixir
>Someone Else

>>50700923
Adventure!

>>50701690
TKO
Nightmare
Support and Defend

Looking forward to seeing what Santa Authors get me.

>>50703046
But how much above?

>>50701690
Sapling, Uncle Stuart, and Nightmare for me.

Hey guys, I'm trying to make a game of war cyoa but this one guy keeps kicking my ass

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>>50703424
>Hey guys, I'm trying to make a game of war cyoa but this one guy keeps pounding my ass
ftfy

>>50703424
I don't quite comprehend.

>>50703449
Thelegend27? They say he was the first game of war player

>>50703563
but what anon didn't realize is that the Legend27 was right next to him this whole time
thus concludes this edition of "spooky campfire stories"

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>>50703106
Post page 2.

>>50703648
I don't have it. There wasn't another one that I'm aware of.

>>50698455
Half-Elf
I can still pass for human, I'm naturally attractive, and I get +80 years to live. Bretty gud deal, in my opinion.

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>>50702976
Thank you! How did you know well appointed personal libraries were my magical realm?

>>50703079
It was in your heart all along anon. Also, no promise these are in order.

>>50701690
T.K.O, Someone Else, Elixer

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>>50703769
Woop woop das'da sound ah the Police

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>>50703795

>>50703852
Last
>>50703079
ok, that's all of them. Keep it greasy Anon

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>>50703790
Onward to the Pilot career, the Icarus Implant!

Why an alien wants my memes is beyond me, but I'm not going to complain!

>>50703441
Source on that image? Search options failed me.

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>>50703868
real last one

>>50701690
Nightmare, Elixir, Uncle Stuart

>>50700923
Motivation and Happiness.
I lost both sometime ago, and would love to have them back.

Are there any gay/bi CYOAs

>>50704018
Some of the old sissy life CYOA's, maybe, but any of the more complex lewd CYOAs should suffice.

>>50703871
Meme magic anon, they are apostles of Kek.

>>50701690
choices are a bit past half done.

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Finished decided on the options. Some that didn't get explicitly added might still exist in the form of mystery effects.

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>>50704299
Cool new toy

>>50704299
be cute

Does anyone has the Lucky bride CYOA?
Could you post it anon?

>>50704299
true love

>>50704299
I wish for all of them.

Except for the toy.

Fuck your conventions.

>>50701690
Gremlin, Backup Band, Uncle Stuart

>>50703894
hey
Merry Christmas

>>50704299
More Time

>>50704299
Do I choose to be left alone? Or to hold in my hands PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER? Or maybe adventure?

Hrm. I'll go with COSMIC POWER on the off-chance it might enable solitude or adventure.

>>50701690
sapling, elixir, support and defend

>>50698923
Surgery, Throwing, Math

I can now perform fully-functional sex changes and other cosmetic surgery on people by throwing knives from miles away, provided I have a pair of binoculars and a good lead.

>>50704569
I have more sense than to allow such glaring overlap as that.

>>50704652
>fully functional sex changes from miles away
kek
>It sure is great to take a walk outside every once in a while
>brief shower of blood and shredded clothing
GAH WHAT THE FUCK

>>50704299
>making me choose between happiness and love
why do you do this to me, beri?

>>50704672
Curses, foiled again!

>>50704299
OBVIOUSLY be a loving waifu

>>50704723
Just pick whichever one you absolutely want the most for now. There's stocking stuffers to help smooth everything else out, so don't you worry.

>>50704779
Is this one of those things where you don't get what you expected, but you're happy with it anyway, or one of those things where the genie deliberately misconstrues your wish to fuck with you?

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>>50704708
The important question isn't whether you should, but if you could or not.

>>50698695
>Houseless
>Year 1
Physics
Chemistry
Workshop
Meditation
>Year 2
Biology
Chi-Manipulation
Computation and Proofs
Engineering
>Year 3
Care of Creatures
Language Arts
Enhancement
Algebra
>Year 4
Enchantment
Theology
Geometry
Binding and Banishing
>Year 5
Topology
Telekinesis
Ritual
Self-enhancement
>Year 6
Transmutation
Telepathy
Portals
Economics
Music
>Year 7
The Veil
Shapeshifting
Spirit Invocation
Runes
>Certifications
Druidism
Mindcraft
>Bloodline:
Discrete Perception
Analyst's Eye
Third Eye
Physical Primacy
Shadows
Imposing Mein
Beyond Life
Monster: Eyes (Burgundy Sclera and inverted pupil/iris) and Genitals

(prehensile and ribbed)
>Inheritance:
Townhouse: Shop
Cloud Vial
Slave Collar and ring
Dosh
>Mysteries:
Former Teacher
Restricted Section
>Enemies:
Campus Crusaders for Christ
Pantymancer
Big Man in a Big House

(1/2)

>>50704818
Where you're happy with it anyway. Why would anyone try to ruin Christmas by giving you bad stuff? That's horrible!

>>50704855

School is rough. Even rougher when you have to motivate yourself. That's what the collar is for. By wearing both collar and ring, I can order myself to stop being lazy, do my homework, pay attention. With my natural gifts of stealth, and my ability to pass through walls with the Cloud Vial, slipping in and out of the restricted section should be relatively simple. Monday and Wednesday nights (since I require no sleep) will be spent perusing the library's restricted section. Nothing too dangerous, mind you. Just a little advanced material for whatever classes I'm taking that year. You know, stuff they don't want to teach beginners, advanced techniques, etc. My Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays will be spent slipping silently through the forests, in search of the old master. I am restricted on time and credits, and cannot afford to study conventional Self Defense. So I suppose that if I can convince him to take me as a private student, I can spend my extracurricular time mastering all he is willing to teach.
(2/3)

>>50704855
>>50704880

So, Big Man wants into my pants. Tough shit. I'll just need to catch him on a monday morning. Slip into whatever house he partied at last night and slide the Slave Collar around his neck. Then enchant a cock-cage with the same enchantment and order him to wear that. I'll hide the key to that in the restricted section of the school library, take back my collar, and tell him that *he* belongs to *me* now. Good luck getting laid, prick. As for the 'Crusaders', a simple stealth mission into whatever hole they organize out of to deliver a gift, an anonymous bomb-threat against the Morningstar house, and the 'crusaders' are shut down permanently. Good riddance to religiously intollerant terrorists, am I right? And the Pantymancer? Well, I go commando, but that's still a dick-move. I guess I'll have to study extra hard and create some enchanted panties I can spread around school. Some safe little booby traps. Nothing spectacular. Basically enchanted rainbow dye packs woven into the underwear, to go off if they're removed without a safe word being recited. Have fun with that.

Once my schooling is finished, I suppose I could turn my little shop-front into a decent business. With my Analyst's Eye, I should be able to recreate just about any enchantment I've ever seen. And my own enchanting skills will allow me to apply those enhantments as-needed. So, I guess I'm going into the Enchanting and import/Export business (thank you Portals!). I'll probably aim to set up shop and serve the small-houses and independents of Scholomance.

(3/3)

>>50698923
sex cooking and music

>>50704841
>should I
No. Definitely not.
>could I
Probably. Even if this did happen to you, who're you going to tell?

>>50704299
>Phenominal Cosmic Power.
>More Time.
>Be the loving Waifu.

Top to bottom in order of priority if there's a one-per-person limit.

>>50704880
>using mind control to motivate yourself
What could possibly go wrong?

>>50705040
If you need motivation that badly, things are already very wrong.

>>50698886
>White pawn
>Black bishop
VERY fast man learning at incredible high speed

>>50704299
to get lewd