Cyoa thread

Monster Hunter update when?

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>>50690512
I'll help kick it off

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>>50690569

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Got a few I can post

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>>50690580

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>>50690584

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>>50690608

>>50690564
In four minutes!!!

>>50690637
bro im counting on you!

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Day-old Bread: >>50679269
Pasta: http://pastebin.com/vrqYhnpu
Bakery Waifu: >pic related

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>>50690637
I say, it's been rather more than four minutes...

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>>50690705
2/3

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>>50690713
3/3

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Make sure you tell your Shipfu that you love it

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>>50690792
OR ELSE!

Can we put /cyoag/ in future thread titles to make it easier to find please?

>>50690856
It'd be nice if we did that, had a pastebin, and a backlink in each OP, but for some reason there's a group of people who hate doing that.

>>50690705
Sorry, I thought it would work...
Maybe if you ask for an update in every thread it will come faster?

>>50690512
yet ur even more of an autist for not including the pastebin or last thread...

>>50690892
its almost like...people suck go figure

which cyoa have option for mixing with another cyoa, curious how many i can blend together.

>>50690792
I dreamed of cuddling with my shipfu then woke up to the cold.

>>50690512
saving this autists life
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Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/vrqYhnpu

>>50690685
>English muffin is cockney, not scouse
pleb taste, senpai

Breadfruit for me, babe. Accidental cruelty isn't cruelty at all as long as your not mentally made of glass, and I can live with that level of muscular thicck and height. It'll probably be a lot of fun being with a girl taller than me for once.

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>>50690977

>>50690989
I prefer Yorkshire myself. To hear a good Yorkshire girl muttering in that accent when she's coming is just heaven to me.

>>50690997
that's not a cyoa

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>>50690900
I don't want to, so I won't. I didn't even ask in this thread, for that matter.

>>50691020
>Yorkshire
I can live with that, you northern cunt.

How do we help people like >>50681222?

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>>50690512
anyone have the latest version of the monstergirl survival cyoa?

>>50691117
We can't, really.

>>50691117
Create great content so they'll feel inspired to keep on living for at least one more day.

>>50690801
I always wanted a little context in this one

When is the Most Wanted cyoa going to be finished?

>>50691147
I think I might have an idea. I don't think I can finish it before Christmas, sadly.

>>50690685
sourdough
I really can't say no to a tsundere option

>>50691305
When you stop asking, dear

>>50691708
I missed you.

>>50691708

You want lower quality? WTF?

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>>50691708
It really couldn't.

>>50691777
It's Somali-anon. His monitor is limited to 1024x768 or something.

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>>50690512

>Lich

>Enhanced intelligence, Illusion Magic, Portal

its tiem

>>50691842
You're a welcome breeze to these threads. Your arguing isn't that bad.

>>50690723
Large
Medieval Castle
Universal Translator
Future Armor
Cloning Tank
Infinite Wardrobe
Lovecraft
Herzog
Joan of Arc
Cleopatra
Hitler (This one is via the cloning tank.)
Rival (I'll take two pills for immortality, thanks. For me and Adaile.)

>>50690685
>That 1.50$ floozy that is Brioche
>No Baguette, the queen of bread.
Your CYOA sucks, and you should feel bad!

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>>50691976
>mfw the Coupe du Monde de la Boulangerie has been won by Asians since forever
French a shit. Asia best bakers.

Does anyone have that cyoa by Beri where a hero asks you to hold some orbs for him? Different combinations give different results.
One version had you pick 2, another 3.

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>>50692235
I have this version of it.

>>50692264
Thank you Anon! Do you know if there were other changes between the versions? I think he removed options in the later version.

>>50692327
No idea whatsoever, sorry. We'll have to wait until the snuggliest author returns to the thread and shines upon us the light of their wisdom.

>>50692327
The later version removed all triple effects and nerfed the little girl orb iirc. Not much point in using it.

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>>50690512

>Naga
>appearance change
>enhanced intelligence
>portal to a fantasy world

Become a qt naga. Travel to fantasy world. With enhanced intelligence learn adventuring skills and maybe magic. Become adventuring qt naga.

>>50690512
It goes beyond one autist. There are many who prefer the thread done correctly.
>>50690986
Appreciate it.

>>50690685
Breadfruit is the only valid choice.

Does anybody have the newest soldier of the stars? Like with more armor and melee weapons

>>50690584
>Jumping, Stinger, Horn
>Melee mastery, stealth mastery, survival, politics
>Silk clothing, Stag beetle
Jaecep, Byran, Vizera, Edlin, Dio dio
With Byean and Vizera we're going to be masters of political intrigue and with my melee and stealth mastery we're going to hit'em from the shadows while Jaecep and Edlin do heavy lifting from the front. Dio dio is a mascot with the stag beetle, they are here for the rule of cool.
>Hive War
With Vizera we've got to do something in there. Byran can help since he's almost an ant representative and knows his shit. I know a bit too so I can give a hand. We'll try to prevent war but if it can't be helped we're going to have to side with the wasps. I'd prefer bees but I can't betray a party member either.
>Ant infiltration
With Byran's help we can look legit in our "new post" of drill sergent and with stealth and politics there's a way to find the spy. And if we can't, well, hill city will remember us for the ruckus we'll have caused (and Byran will hold a little grudge but we'll have to bear with it).
>Damsels in distress
Needs a bit of stealth and a bit of heavy knocking the fuck out of everyone. I'll find a discreet way in and let the hard hitters loose inside. Hopefully we can use Dio Dio as a distraction.
>Moth Ball
After some good deeds and helps to the Bee/Wasp/Ant queens maybe we're somedy now. At least a bit known. There's probably an ulterior motive to this but everybody has got to come with their nicest dress and find out what's happening. At worst we'll enjoy a good party and the free food. Yes, we're bringing Dio Dio.

I'm starting to think Jumpchain is slightly less pointless than one-shot CYOAs because at least it builds into something persistent.

Opinions?

>>50690685
>Take brioche
>She moved from France to France and speaking english is difficult here
kek

>>50692488
>Opinions?
If you want Jumpchain, go to the Jumpchain thread.

>>50692510
how accurate is /pol/'s characterisation of France as a majority arab country crawling with big black bulls and cocky muslims?

>>50690804
What do you do with this? Are they places we visited? Are we supposed to take from each sections or only what we think we'd have done with our shipfu?

>>50692418
Then maybe you should make the threads :^)

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>>50690977

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>>50690512
>GIANT
>Portal to Fantasy World, Sex Change, Appearance Change

Too bad I couldn't get elemental magic as a Giant.

>>50690685
Cornbread! Praise Dixie!

>>50690685
I am contractually obliged to choose Cornbread.

>>50692527
Depends on where you are really. In big cities there are a lot of different people and where I live there are a lot of arab but also polacks and italians as well, we've seen a lot of immigration. Arabs seem to have the highlight these days but that's because they're the lattest coming. I don't think it's that bad.
Then again I live in the countryside so I wouldn't know how it is for those city people. There are almost no black people where I live and up to high school there were like 3 people of color top in the entire school, with a bit more of arabs but not much. Mostly polacks and french/belgian people.

So I think /pol/ exagerate as they always do.

>>50692562
suck my autistic dick

>>50692578
but are they stealing muh french women?

>>50692418
That's why we're happy about this thread, yes.

>>50692585
They are not stealing them. If we're not good enough to keep'em then it's our fault. Gotta man up and push them back with the legendary french mojo.

>>50692578
>>50692597
All right seems like /pol/ is living in a fantasy world. Much like /tg/ in that respect.

>>50692579
Only if you don't make the thread and I have to do it for you :^)

>>50692488
The problem with Jumpchain is that it ramps up so much you just end up building into "well, I'm omnipotent now" before you get even a tenth of the way through it. At which point you either just play the "describe what you'd do if you're omnipotent" CYOA 500 times, or you set it aside like all the others.

>>50692615
The fatherland looks like it'd be the best for me since most of its drawbacks don't affect me directly and
>good art, music, vidya
well I hope their anti piracy mesures are shit and that I never get disabled. They can turn me off when I get old and useless I don't really care.

>>50692615
>Land of Liberty
>Lots of freedom AND Plenty of freedom
Lotta freedom for a cyberpunk world. I'll go with that, anyway.

>>50692488
>slightly less pointless
Well you're still doing your own stuff and becoming an immortal god of everything. I think the good point is interaction but you can always use the "meta cyoa" here to do that on a smaller scale.
If there could be some, like, "multiplayer" cyoa it would be goat but then it would probably warrant its own thread or go elsewhere since it would also fill up the thread very quickly if it descends into RP or something.

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>>50692597
can french guys get some of that sweet Berber pussy?

>>50692658
yeah cyberpunk (as per Gibson) is supposed be run by terrifying megacorps whose control extend to people's very minds

>>50692674
They can. I know one Berber girl (but a friend's aiming for her already).

>>50692664
>multiplayer cyoa
That's my fetish

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>>50692682
dude... I was in Algeria for a while working a shit job
the country is pretty bad, the food is pretty bad, the internet was the worst. but the girls... jesus the girls!
you're lucky you have access to them without having to live in Africa

>>50692697
Me too, my man, me too. not with waifus tho, could become weird, except if it generates drama and action about how to win the girl

>>50692709
We have basically all of Maghreb represented here kebab's great

>>50692697
>>50692717
what kind of multiplayers do you like? the power armor thingy?

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>>50692264
>Insight Orb
>Destruction Orb
>Null Orb

So I can remove matter and knowledge from existence, and gain a perfect memory with the ability to erase anything I want to forget, and understand the void, even banishing things to it?

Well, I suppose I'll start with removing the Pacific Garbage Patch from existence, as well as - huh. Can you 'erase' a 'breach' to restore the integrity of a structure? If so, goodbye ozone hole. If not, I'll have to think of something else.

I suppose eventually someone would want to have me start banishing people they don't like to the Void. But see, I'm not an objective moral judge. I have my own biases, and I don't know everything. So I'd need practically everyone to agree that it'd be best to send that person off into the Void.

Oh, right, and the world's nuclear arsenals go into the Void, too. Not out of any agenda against nuclear power, but because it's not like anyone's using the missiles for anything besides making sure nobody else uses them.

People wanna have nuclear arsenals, they'll have to rebuild 'em from scratch.

Now, should something go horribly, incomprehensibly wrong and whoever has the Life, Creation, and Cute orbs come after me, it'll probably come down to which of us becomes aware of the other first. She'd have a number of likely loyal animated objects, an aura that "cutifies" the world, and even "cutify" all life. I'd have no way of preventing this without becoming aware of her first, and even then I just have to hope she cares if other people consent to being adorable, because otherwise I'd have to banish someone to the void on reflex and oh boy would a ton of people want my head on a plate for that.

>>50692597
>If someone else is being stupid it's my fault.
Pathetic.

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>dating a girl
>suddenly she mentions she's half Moroccan, dad gtfo'ed right after conception when immigrant workers were still guest workers and went back after their work contract ended
>understand how she can be so lithe with an itty bitty waist and still be so t h i c c in the booty

There's nothing better than a girl with some North-African heritage, without the whole religious bullshit.

Fun fact, a fuckload of French muslims that radicalize and go join ISIS do so because they feel like they're being "cucked" by French people and dark African people having relationships with North-African and Middle-Eastern girls.

>>50692736
I have not read the power armor CYOA because it looks like it is too long with too many shit to calculate.
In truth I don't really know how I would like it to be implemented, it looks really difficult to do. Maybe instead of allies you get to group with other anons or something, I really have no idea but adding multiplayer to cyoa sounds great even if it isn't defined

>>50692717
>multiplayer waifu cyoas
That could work, like we're fighting each other and adventuring to find her? But that's PvP and not what I like
>>50692736
RWBY, to a smaller extent Hero Academy.
I like the kind that isn't forced, but where you are incentivized to work together, where it makes sense to form a team.

>>50692749
>If someone else is being stupid it's my fault
???
So you can only seduce people of your own origins now? I am not saying you should go and break couples I am saying we should not call "stealing" people seducing french women and those women choosing "them" instead of "us".

What CYOA does everyone want
Nobody likes my other CYOAs

>>50692749
Detected the pissy little /pol/ sissy virgin who can't score.

How does it feel knowing that you're the endline for your genes?

>>50692793
>Maybe instead of allies you get to group with other anons or something
I like it this way, but I prefer when it isn't stated so bluntly. Like, it just makes sense to team up.
It has always been my dream to make such a cyoa.
>>50692820
One where it makes sense to team up with anons, possibly in a low/high fantasy setting

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>>50692760
wait wait so the terrorists are the fucks?
who are the bulls then? rich white guys?
>>50692809
that's because you're not insecure enough
must be that famed french ego

>>50692820
Ones where I become an immortal little girl, can summon more cute animu girls, and consistently get money from nothing.
Or realm builders that give me the above and much more.

But that's just me,

>>50692809
Wrong place for this argument. In brief though, you don't care about the future.

>>50692824
Nice assumptions, friend. Honestly, all these labels just make you seem to be the insecure one. Everyone in their neat little boxes so you can dismiss them.

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There was some Multiplayer happening with pic related, mostly PvP tho. The power-level might be too high for it to go well.

>>50692820
I like super powers, adventures, and sex. Occasionally down for some mind control.

I have no wish to become a little girl, be forced to take incredibly stupid drawbacks that far outweigh the use of the boom granted, or have to do 5 pages worth of math. Bloodmage, Traveller, Universal war, and SDA CYOAs are exceptions to this rule due to their quality.

>>50692874
There's multiple dedicated PvP titles, one of which (The Reaper) exists solely to be an asshole. Someone managed to make a fun Slayer build once, but you can't be a Reaper without growing bangs and calling people "kid."

>>50692874
PvP usually makes CYOA builds incredibly boring. You can't have fun or make anything personal, you have to optimize or die

>>50692873
>believing that race is a real thing that correlates to culture, vice and virtues
>believing that history is a contest between distinct races
>not realising we're all the same since we haven't been specialised through breeding, unlike dogs

>>50692820
what did you make?

>>50692874
Doesn't it have an option where you get stuff for killing other people?
That's bad. That begs for muderhobos to ruin all fun.

>>50692873
>seem
Is that a Freudian slip? Your rebuttal sounds a bit weak.

>>50692897
dogs don't have racism tho they all fight and fuck each other regardless of breed
humans are have interspecies aggression between social groups kinda like chimps
and yeah it doesn't correlate with "race" more like imagined identities, one of which is race

>>50692903
Defeating, actually. Someone exploited that wording to make a build that challenged Artifexes to contests or games then copied one of their titles if they won.

Then the author added in Reaper because he gets off on griefing and we were making his boner wilt.

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was there ever Conduit multiplayer?

>>50692961
>Second point, your culture and values are eroding too.
>implying

You clearly have never read any Greek literature. People have complained about cultures and values eroding for the last 2500 years.

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This is pretty good for roleplay and teamwork I think.

>>50692957
So arab girls are french men's sugar babies?
hot

>>50692975
And the culture of Ancient Greece isn't around anymore, is it? Peoples and cultures are something we know for sure are overthrown, eradicated, and marginalized all the time.

>>50692980
First for Guardian Angel if it's the old version that doesn't suck.

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>>50692985
>And the culture of Ancient Greece isn't around anymore

Yeah, the core of Western civilization doesn't exist anymore. We're all just a bunch of ghosts that pretend we're alive in an imaginary Western civilization that doesn't exist. You're right!

>>50692897
If I said what I made, I'd just get a reputaion for being whiny

>>50692874
I remember my "life of the anime convention" build. Not during PvP, but just something I did.

>Form-Changer
Look like any character, turn random insects into cosplay props.
>Giver of Sanctuary
Who needs a hotel room when you have this?
>One and Many
So I can group-cosplay by myself.
>Seeker of Wisdom
So I can speak whatever languages the character is fluent in (usually Japanese, but there's some who use made-up magic languages too and I'd love to be able to get those lines right when asked)
>The Traveler
Who needs the bus, the train, the aeroplane? Not I.

Don't remember what I choose for Artifact, though. Probably Armour/Disguised/Hungry.

>>50692998
People taking inspiration from your works doesn't mean your culture still exists. Unless you think that your culture still exists if in 500 years people are still frogposting.

>>50692961
>ethnic groups do exist
I'm saying ethnic groups don't correlate with culture and values.

>values are eroding
I personally agree that the West is having of spiritual/political crisis and that values are eroding though but I would argue its causes have nothing to do with muslims or foreigners.


>there are very few sources that'd be considered 'credible'
Maybe because it's not true? I know enough people of various ethnic backgrounds to tell you: humans of all colours and eye shapes have the same emotions, same intellect, same physique etc.

>>50693020
You're not very smart are you? Or autistic?

>>50692996
just read it anon.. it's like a small paragraph
>>50693007
i like it.

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>>50692940

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>>50692980
Blastoise-lookalike Guardian Spirit all day every day.

Multiplayer protip: kill the Janitor first, then the Slayer. Slayer has to kill someone to get their powers, but Janitor can erase even C-immortals without triggering any on-death powers. If you can get them at the same time, that's better. Outsider is also bad if we care about mortals. Not sure what to do about Trickster, but Dominator is a bigger threat than Blood Lord.

>>50692957
This. People always talk about whatever the boogeyman race is stealing their women, but that's only true for white trash women. Meanwhile, their women are refusing to even consider them, since they've realized they can have a man who won't treat them like crap.

>>50693044
some of those are.. pretty tempting.. but taking a Conduit build takes days right?

>>50693039
I'm on my phone, I don't have the data to open a 6 MB image.

>>50692980
Alchemist. Nothing else compares, especially if the Last Dragon is amenable to friendship/waifudom.

>>50693074
>capped data plan
I pity the poor Americucks.
I'll give you a break: it is the good, old version.
>>50693064
White knighting for a cute girl sure is popular.

>>50693064
this is what I don't like of the newer vertions that you can't choose how you look as a Guardian spirit

>>50693088
That would work if it wasn't young people who happened to care the least about spirituality and values, anon.

>>50693064
>>50693101
What I hate about the new version is how you instantly die if the child is killed. Do you know how easy it would be for many of the classes to kill the child before you could react or in a way you couldn't protect them from?

>>50693099
Eh. I get to be a top-tier immortal and a [Stand], and since the rest of Order is likely to want to keep mortals (and by extension, her) alive and healthy, I don't have to be the first AND last line of defense.

>>50692358
>snuggliest
I'm on a phone or else I'd post Slime Hug.webm
But yeah, like >>50692375 said, there's no more triple effects. They were received poorly. I believe I added a new orb to make up for it, though.

>>50693112
Spirituality yes, values no. A lot of why spirituality is dying out is because the younger generation has seen how much hypocrisy is inherent in it, and feel like it has nothing to offer. What's the point of a religion everyone pays lip service to but nobody practices? Love thy neighbor as yourself, but turn up your nose at him when he's on the street or working two jobs to pay rent and buy instant ramen.

>>50693099
>not wanting to be inmmortal C with STR:3
also she could summon you and you can do whatever the fuck you want
>>50693121
yeah thats shitty

>>50692834
Go into detail for your idea

>>50692874
>Titles
Agent Provactuer
Giver of Sanctuary
Natural Philospher
Medicus
Greatsmith

A place of great creation and great boning! Greatsmith will let me create my own offensive capabilities, enhanced by immunities/healing from medicus and the bullshit I can cook up with philospher

>Artifact
Armour, Magic Absorbent and Shape Changing coat
I used to do ultratech glasses before I realized you can't do an ultratech accessory

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>>50692980
>slutty shape shifter
>work as a spy for Chaos
>honeypot Champions of Order and steal their powers
>lure then into traps where the fucking Dominator possesses them

>>50693121
I remmember that there was a way to be free from having to protect someone

>>50693167
You copy, not steal.

>>50693167
you know that it isn't a Chaos vs Order thing right?
is everybody does whatever they whant
I think that Order just mean that your powers help other people and Chaos that your powers are for personal gain

>>50693182
Old version only.

>>50693203
I would think there'd be natural alliances against each side's slayers.

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>>50693204

>>50690569
>>50690580
>>50690587
H 6
S 7
D 2
Mirelia 1
Jacked 4
Brainiac 6
PE
Drama 1
Languages 1

Tea Parties
Princess 1

Friend 4
Final Say 6
Educated 6

Despite the inherent araara~ of my body, I'll actually focus on teaching the kids, thanks.

>>50693217
Makes me sad too.

>>50693153
>Values no
Thing is, a lot of important values seem to have no social enforcement without some kind of religious threat.

>>50693112
Spirituality is shit, you fucking retarded jew-cuck.

>>50693216
if you are chaos the backstabbing is almost expectet just see the slayer
and you don't want the outsider clos to you

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>>50693153
They also lack the qualities that lead one to believe in what one can't see - hope among them.

Used to be it was the old folks' job to see hope as an illusion.

>>50692585
frenchfag living in Marseille (the place with the biggest amount of sandniggers)

Marseille is not a good example because it's the second biggest city in france, and getting a house there is relatively cheap (a shit appartment will be something like 400-600€ /mo) and since we have free healthcare, and that kind of stuff, it's easier to live in the city and just walk to where you need , so you don't have to pay a car. so, you end up with lots and lots of poor people living in the cities and rich people living in the center and around it. (unlike in america, where it's the opposite). so , if you ever go to a city you'll see a lot of "minorities" (at least 2/3 of the 800k inhabitants of marseille have some sort of arabic heritage , me included.)

i never really cared about race, so for me the pattern is clear : the sandniggers are exactly the same as niggers and white trash in that being a sandnigger/nigger/whitetrash is different from being an arab/a black dude / a white dude.

the ones who say that "arabs are stealing our girls" either fell in love with a basic white bitch who will study 2 years in her whole life to be a hairdresser and got mad because abdul is getting a blowjob from her while smoking is hookah and listening to motherfucking Jul, or they just don't realise they're people who have no value / education / any sort of higher brain function whatsoever.

it would be the same as if black bitches straight from the hood started to have sex with rednecks. i mean, sure, the stories would spread and a bunch of normal guy would give in to the ratchet pussy "just to try", but nothing of value would be lost , really. you'd end up with the same amount of retarded offspring , just with a slightly different skin tone.

>>50692980
JUGGERNAAAAAUT

>>50693256
so you're only racist against poor people is what you're saying?

>>50693285
Poor people aren't a race.

>>50693290
Neither are white people. Racism is about considering a whole group subhuman.

>>50693162
Okay. It's a low-to-medium (because I want bathrooms, fridges and ovens. Technology is gained through magiscience) fantasy. Heavy emphasis on what the world is like, how societies work. Lots of unexplored areas of the world, different cultures.
We'd probably form a team to explore. Or you could make it a school and we're "learning to be adventurers"

Can we choose to not have this conversation?

>>50693314
Wait, I messed up, I thought you asked me for an idea for a cyoa with multiplayer.
I haven't done any thinking on what I want to make, only that I want it.

>>50692615
funny how bullshitty drawbacks without sense have to be pulled out of someone's ass to make technocracy not the best, as it would otherwise be the superior choice it is in reality.

>>50693308
Your post isn't any less stupid with better grammar.

>>50693348
Are you negging me?

>>50693338
Out of those drawbacks
>genetically tinkering fetuses
>proactive justice system
probably should be listed as bonuses desu senpai.

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So I'm getting started on this thing and I'm not really paying attention to the numbers.
I'd hope you guys would be able to tell me whether there's any too obvious exploits.

>>50693374
this looks really cool
sorry I don't have any correction

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here u go

>>50693323
Which one, the one about racism? You know that there is a button next to their post you can press.

>>50693388
Stegosaurer and Ket, with either Agent Snek backing up Ket on the stealth mission or Tiger helping Stego out on the distraction/shock and awe.

>>50693400
You know there's a button at the top of this screen you can press to go to a place where they have this conversation non-stop 24/7, and it wouldn't be off-topic shitposting if you do it there.

>>50693388
thats pretty adorable

>>50693323
Sorry anon, /cyoa/ is a pvp cyoa.

If only you could pay 25 favor to opt out of it.

>>50693388
THE KET, B.E.S.S. (you know it's gonna fuck shit up when the acronym is classified), TIGER.

>>50693285
>>50693299
>>50693308
i am poor myself, i can't barely eat with what i'm making from my shitty job. the point is, those people have no curiosity at all. they're the ones who never tried to study even if they needed it, who have no basic knowledge on anything , no culture at all. i don't know much about American culture myself, but as far as i know, they'd be the equivalant of the people that "unironically" watch the jersey shore.
i mean, we had our fair share of dumbass on TV who show everyone how empty their head were (we even had a girl who thought the Earth had 2 moons because, if it didn't , how could you possibly see the moon in the day AND the night ?!???!!!)
that's the kind of people i'm talking about, and they're FAAAAAR from being inexistant believe me, my current work is to assist classes in school made for (basically) the ones with the lowest grades. there's no pattern in the student , none. there aren't more blacks , or sandniggers , or whatever. they're just all stupid, that's the only thing i can tell you.
in all the years i worked there, i never saw any real mentally defficient student. never once. i just saw retards who, even though they had potential, chose to do fuckall with it because "fuck people with authority, they can't force us to be smart !1!!"

you could be white, you could be black , yellow , fucking blue with green stripes , i couldn't give a shit.
hell , you could be mentally retarded too , that's fine , it's not your fault. but having a normal brain , and choosing to be retarded for no valid reason ? fuck that. hell , fuck them.

>>50693414
> Tiger helping Stego
>distraction/shock and awe

This made me smile.

>>50693338
I mean, if they really wanted to come up with some downsides a much better one would be "the world's best interests may not always be your best interests, your wellbeing will only be considered in the aggregate." Also get rid of the "no working" thing and replace it with being assigned to a job that can't be automated based on your qualifications and skillset, with no consideration of your personal goals or interests. You're not a person, you're just one number in an algorithm.

>>50693420
Anon I'm agreeing with you and offering a solution…

>>50693388
specialist chomp, agent snek, 2pen

Best spec ops for this mission. The monster is DOOMED

>>50693428
Tbh if you can't handle pvp elements you probably shouldn't play.

>>50693437
He is too busy being triggered to think about that option.

>>50693388
I'm liking this brand of ironic humor.

Makes me think of an older male sibling trying to comfort their younger sibling, it's very cute.

>>50693430
On second thought, disregard TIGER, I'll take AGENT SNEK.

>>50693355
Do you want me to?

>>50693456
Snek op pls nerf

>>50693323
Unlikely. Maybe we'll get lucky and they'll all get purged.

The off topic cunts, that is. Not the pvp ones.

>>50693466
It all started with brioche.
I am sorry.

>>50693374
Oh boy, I get to run Google.

>>50693388
Spooky, Agent Snek, Tiger

>>50693437
Hiding shitposts is never the solution, or rather it's about as much a solution as draping an elephant is a solution to your elephant problem.

If you let shitposters and off-topic posters go about thinking it's alright they'll eventually swallow the entire thread and every thread that comes after. This is doubly true for static generals like /cyoag/ which is visited by the same crowd.

>>50693492
Not like you have a real way of punishing them, senpai.

>>50693388
>STEGOSAURER
>AGENT SNEK
>SPECIALIST CHOMP

Would anyone be interested in a CYOA where suddenly, everyone became fantasy races, with magic n shit? It'd turn to total chaos and you'd have to survive

>>50693434
Read up on technocracy. Those downsides are not compatible with it. The only real "downside" would be the loss of democracy, as nobody would be allowed to take part in decisions he has no grasp of. If you don't have a degree of expertise in nuclear physics, you don't get to decide if nuclear energy will be phased out in favor of something else etc.

>>50693638
I'd be down. Do we get powers too?

>>50693638
Yes it sounds really fun

>>50693650
Let's say yes

>>50693638
>with magic n shit
>>50693650
>>50693659
If there's magic and "everyone becomes fantasy races" there's a good chance we can learn magic (depending on how much magic pops) so there would be at least tha I think.

>>50693374
Oh hey, I can actually read it this time!
Looking forward to a version with all the categories.

>>50693646
Okay, what if certain disciplines are infested with a powerful ideology?
As in, you need to suscribe to the proper belief system to get your diploma. That's sort of bound to happen if the intellegentsia is of poltical importance right?

>>50693638
Depends on how the "total chaos" and "have to survive" bits are implemented.
And also which races people become and what sort of magic is available and such.

>>50690569
wait am I male or female in this cyoa?
the feminine body characteristic says I'm a male, but every picture in the cyoa shows females

>>50693762
>wait am I male or female in this cyoa?
Pretty sure you're supposed to be male, the pictures are all women probably because 1) it's easier to find a fitting picture with a woman in it than a man, 2) the author prefers pictures of women over pictures of men, 3) something else entirely, 4) all of the above.

>>50693388
>Agent Snek
>the Ket
>Specialist Chomp
10/10 anon

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>>50693811
okay I thought the cyoa was supposed to get me to be a milf on those kids but I guess I get to be Razor and teach PE and math

>>50693492
>Hiding shitposts
Not the button I was referring to senpai

Does anybody have the newest soldier of the stars? Like with more armor and melee weapons

>>50692980
Shit, >>50693090 took Alchemist, so I'll go for Trickster and fuck around for a bit.

>>50693434
>technocracy, lack of art and culture
>a job that can't be automated based on your qualifications and skillset
so, everyone is either a researcher or a nanny? no wait, robots would probably be better at that too

>>50692264
Thank you again for posting it, I'm finally home to play it!

Blind picks:
>Creation (blue)
>Insight (green)
>Cute (pink)
Nice. I had hoped not to be LITTLE, and to gain a power that helped me learn, but I'll take it. Not having to poop is an acceptable compensation for being a kid.
>can create anything so long as someone, somewhere, knows how to create it
>can implant thoughts into other people's minds and make them think it is their own
>can purify things to be cute, both passively and actively
>people I purify actively can transfer cute via touch, like a cute-zombie
I just became the BBGG. I will turn the whole world cute!
I will rephrase the word cute in such a way that I don't have to be a minor, or at least to not look like a kindergartner. I would be okay with being jailbait.
Damn, kudos to writing out all these combinations. That can't have been easy.

>>50693646
Isn't that pretty much China.

>>50693646
I have. The flaws I mentioned seem very compatible - the world is governed by a set of skilled elite who know better than you do how your life should be lived. Why wouldn't they make decisions which you consider suboptimal if they consider them optimal for the wellbeing of society?

>>50694024
>leaving Destruction, Null, and Life

You fool. Whoever has those can heal themselves and anyone of any disease or toxin, remove any matter from existence by touching it, raise the dead, and retroactively erase anyone from existence!

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Does anybody have the newest soldier of the stars? Like with more armor and melee weapons. It's a dlc for stardust

>>50692980
Warper a best
>grab beelzebub
>teleport
>teleport some more
>he's dead
I win.

>>50694110
Have you tried checking SDA's MEGA (
https://mega.nz/#F!AYwlHJBK!xVrJUD4PSAJACtDY3g_Lgw!IAxFHCTT ) or https://1d4chan.org/wiki/StarDustCYOA ?

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>>50693638

>>50694047
>Blind picks
Anon why you gotta be a poop?

>>50694154
It'd be more in depth and varied than this one, for sure

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>>50694191
Oh cool.

>>50690977
Combineable CYOA.

>>50692264
Creation, Knowledge, Life. Create any object or lifeform, including completely artificial and virtual lifeforms. Also understand the origins of life, and finally put an end to stupid religious arguments. Not to mention now the other fellow can become a magical girl and wipe evil from the universe. I'm good with all of this.

Pity there's no way to obtain functional shapeshifting, but that'd require four orbs and evidently the multiverse isn't ready for that.

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>>50694228

>>50694191
Then go for it.

>>50694191
Looking forward to it. would it be kinda like Shadowrun?

>>50694259
Kinda, but modern day

>>50693460
Maybe...

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>>50694167
Because I fear for the safety of the timeline. Don't want gif related or anything like that happening, ya know?

>>50694279
So Shadowrun.

>>50694324
But Shadowrun is in the future

>>50694349
The future is now.
The future is also dead.
Wake up, sheeple.

>>50694154
>Black Dragon
>Magic
>Cross Magic: Gold Dragon
>Money
>Identity
And now I either go into politics or broadcasting for maximum news manipulation.

>>50694318
Why would whoever that is exist in my world? The hero has the three remaining orbs. If you can't trust the hero, we're all done for.

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Is this the latest version?

>>50694349
Not anymore it's not. We dystopia now.

>>50694151
Sadly both of those are the outdated versions, thanks anyways

>>50693388
Stego, Ket, and 2Pen all the way!

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>>50694375

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>>50694406

>>50694154
Celestial elf
Magic: Distribution
Other Magic: Gold Dragon
Identity

*Change magic powers and other traits from one person to another.
*Transfer injuries from one person to another.
*Have the force of an attack spread over a larger or smaller area.
*Change the focus of the concept itself to allow any magic.

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>>50694542

>>50693374
Being Sancto Domini:
Enter all other areas by Security: 195
Enter all other areas by Law: 170

Being No Man
Enter all other areas by Security: 200
Enter all other areas by Law: 165

Being UniCo
Enter all other areas by Security: 165
Enter all other areas by Law: 165

Being Keiretsu
Enter all other areas by Security: 190
Enter all other areas by Law: 130

Being Black Hand
After getting the most expensive free:
Enter all other areas by Security: 165
Enter all other areas by Law: 140

Black hand has the cheapest expansion and on top of that can pick and choose areas for optimal synergy.

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>>50692820
Fantasy Cafe
Church Exorcist
Industrial Spy
Magical Girl Combination
Rune Monk
Fantasy Arms
Defend the Multiverse Core
Waifu Rescue with Joint Venture Sequel
Fantasy World Under Siege
Pocket Dimension Paradise

>>50694375
Frost/cold/ice
Improved wings II
Timeless II
Dragon Hide II
Form Sculpting II
Dragon Strength I
Dragon Grace I
Claws I

Draconic Drive

Ira Salines

The claw boost is to make them retractable. Most everything else is about making life simpler and longer. Protection but not much offense. Don't plan to use it.

>>50694551
>All of this effort to look science-y and accurate.
>Chemical formulas
>Becquerel even

...

...

>Plutonium is a liquid?
>And glows green

Ugh. People.

>>50694542
Lover: Liquid Nitrogen
Bodyguard: Mercury
Mastermind: Sulfuric Acid
Destroyer: Carbon Monoxide

Mercury's liquid weapons should be pretty well able to counter the annoying traits of Sulfuric Acid and Carbon Monoxide, and her superior defenses should give her the win.

>>50694813
The very best lies have a nugget of truth at the core. Besides, which is more visually interesting: A girl decked out in a bunch of ugly metal, or glowing green with tanks of pure SCIENCE! on her back?

>>50694856
Both are quite unappealing to be honest.

>>50694813
She's a lel so random manic-depressive pixie dreamgirl, anon. Why would you expect her to be scientifically accurate?

>>50690801
Sienna. Time for intrigue and Prince murdering.

>>50695005
>pixie dreamgirl
She sounds unstable and homicidal. Actually, I'd guess that like she's supposed to be like Bec Noir. If that's your dream girl, then go swallow a bottle of pills, dream come true.

Now if this was the one where you could be one of the girls, I'd have to reconsider my negative stance. I'd kill tons of people for superpowers.

>>50691022
It is if you want it to be.

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Does anyone know if there is multiple pages to this CYOA? thanks

>>50695059
>>50695077
just skimming through this I can feel myself getting gayer

>>50695083
There might be once it's finished. Not the author (and can't remember what they've said about it) so can't say anything for certain.

>>50695101
Why does reading a CYOA about turning into a girl increase your sexual attraction to men?

Or do you mean reading the CYOA makes you happy?

>>50695173
Dude, he's the shitposter. He's just mad that other people seem to like this sort of CYOA, when he'd rather that they didn't exist at all. Don't take the bait.

>>50695057
You're not familiar with the term "manic pixie dreamgirl," I take it?

>>50690801
Reluctant Succ-girl, all day every day.
(I choose to assume she tells the truth and didn't hypnotize me to pick her)

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Hi everyone. I just saw the adopt a dragon CYOA and loved it. I'm just wondering if anyone would be willing to make something similar. I can't seem to post the whole thing, I'm getting a message saying it's too large. But this is part of it.

>>50695199
I am, it just usually results in an adventure and even happy endings, rather than a particularly brief life of gratuitous murder. But hell, maybe I just read the wrong stuff.

>>50695199
Non of the manic pixie dreamgirls I've read about causes severe radiation poisoning from just being in her presence.

>>50695228
>>50695263
Hence the modified term "manic-depressive pixie dreamgirl."

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>>50695209
Noticed that my copy of the first page had bloated above 8MB after saving for some reason as well. Here's one I re-saved at 99% quality or something, to reduce the filesize.

Yes, that's exactly it. Thank you. I really just loved the idea of it. Would anyone be willing to make something similar?

>>50695083
You obviously know there aren't. You already asked when it was going to be finished >>50691305
>>50695209
>hey guys I really liked this cyoa you're allowed to make more of it :)
Good to know anon.

>>50695367
>Would anyone be willing to make something similar?
Why don't you?

I've tried making a few CYOAs before. They weren't exactly well liked. I'm just not great at it.

>>50694542
>Lover: Atropa Belladonna
>Guardian: Caffeine
>Mastermind: Oxygen
>Destroyer: Hydrochloric Acid
>Allies: Cadmium, Carbon Monoxide, Dust, Mycezota, Vermin, Nitric Acid, Virus
>Foes: Electro-Magnetic Radiation, Liquid Nitrogen, Mercury, Poison, Sulfuric Acid

Might as well make this a big as possible, minus the game over option.

>>50695367
Is your name "anyone"?

>>50695367
No.

>>50695367
>making CYOAs is too haaaaaaard
>baaaaaaw!

I don't feel bad admitting that I'm not good at it or going to a group of people who can do it for help.

>>50695492
People don't really do requests here, they just randomly flit about and make what inspires them.

>>50695414
Friendly reminder: To have one of those fancy-schmancy reply links to someone else's post, the easiest way is to click the post number if said post. This will automatically open up the posting window, with the reply link already in place.
If you want to get even fancier and quote a specific bit of text, just have it selected (drag with your mouse, as usual) before you press the post number, and it'll be added to the reply along with the link.

Going back to CYOAs, which ones have you made?

>>50695492
What you've been posting has been less "going to a group of people who can do it for help" and more "going to a group of people who can do it and beg them to do it for me", though.

Oh. You guys don't take requests? I didn't know that, sorry.

>>50695526
How new are you?

>>50695101
>guy slowly turns into a cumhungry powerbottom slut from reading tg porn
It's just like my chinese cartoons!

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>>50695520
I didn't realize that it came across as begging. Sorry about that. And I didn't know about clicking the post number or whatever you call it. I almost never say anything on here. This is one of the ones I made. It was the best of what I've made, so, that should show that I'm just not great at this.

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>>50695414
>>50695492
>>50695526

>>50695547
I've been coming on here like once or twice a week for the last couple months. I rarely read what people said, I really just looked at the CYOAs and left.

>>50690569
>>50690580
>>50690587
Wish we had more class and club options.
I'd love to see History, Physics, and home ec.

>>50695572
>includes Conquest instead of pestilence
I don't even need to read the others to know who to pick. It's just my luck that he has the best boons.

>>50695599
>>50695526
Folks normally do what interests them. Or waifu CYOAs, which are always guaranteed replies.

Yes. I did conquest instead of pestilence because pestilence isn't one of the actual horsemen. And it has been pointed out to me how overy powered I made that choice.

>>50695651
Yeah, I'm starting to understand that. Still, it was worth a shot.

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>>50695652
>overy

>>50695555
the next step is those weird hypno sissy videos on /gif/
then:
sex change
????
profit

>>50692874
>Thunderer
Of the four elemental abilities offered I like lightning the most in general, oh yeah, its also the only one that doesn't completely suck. I would be able to use it for offense, and I could combo it with The Greatsmith to power my creations.
>The Meteoric
Flight is convenient and 500 kph is fast enough for me, especially with being able to go through space and other adverse environments, the gravity option would be an appealing alternative if it didn't suck.
>The Greatsmith
I can build the majority of things I will want or need. Weapons will help balance out my arsenal against people who chose more firepower-heavy builds. Tools will improve my standard of living. I can make robots who can fight for me or act as servants so I don't have to do shit.
>Natural Philosopher
I can always have a steady supply of organic materials, I could summon myself edible plants or stuff if I'm desperate. I could use the hybrid creature creation if I got bored or wanted and organic servant. The magical devices and tools would combo well with The Greatsmith, providing me with the potential for a diverse tool-set. Lastly I can change non-living things into other substances so I would never be short on material to craft with.
>Scourge of the Cosmic Seas
A mobile home base where I get a cool hat, that alone would be enough of a reason to pick it. The compass would help me increase how much cool shit I had. I could arm and man it with The Greatsmith and Natural Philosopher, so it would be a very secure base.

And then my armor
>Shape-Changing
I now have more than two hands, very convenient if I'm crafting multiple things at once. I can potentially turn my armor into something more comfortable.
>Ultratech
Lasers and boosters and shit to speed up my flight with Meteoric, I can power it even more with Thunderer.

I chose these options with the goal of creating the comfiest power-set possible while still retaining more than enough abilities for self-defense.

>>50695697
I meant "overly"

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>>50695729
You mean, "ovary."

>>50695572
I don't see much (if anything) of a problem with it mechanics-wise. The design could use a bit of sprucing up, but that's something you'll learn over time. Which should also be true for the more mechanical side of things (i.e. what sort of choices there are, what each of them do, how balanced they are in comparison to one another, etc), so just keep at it.

>>50695745
Butts don't have ovaries, Sandra.

>>50695746
Well, that's a more positive review of it than what I got the last time it was posted on here. OK. I guess I'll try to make the thing I wanted. Would people on here be willing to look at drafts I make and give suggestions, or is that another thing you guys don't do?

>>50695792
It's a thing _I_ don't do, but yes, people here are willing to look at WIPs and help you solidify what's going on with your CYOA.

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>>50695762

>>50695815
At least there's that. Sorry for bothering everyone with this.

>>50695830
In addition to what >>50695815 said, there's a discord (link in the pastebin) where some CYOA authors (such as Spacefuture and The_Scientist) hang out on occasion.

>>50695872
People stopped using the IRC for whatever reason.

>>50695872
>>50695894
Blame Llamas, he decided to move over to Discord for some reason.

Not that I'm complaining, I've been using it for the better part of the year anyways. One plus side is that it archives chat history so you can see old messages while you weren't online, which IRC didn't have natively.

Strangely enough, topics have since shifted more towards CYOA discussion than off-topic stuff anyways.

>>50695872
>>50695894
It's actually still in use, technically speaking (in that people still arrive and sometimes talk), but it seems the one who set the channel up has stopped supporting it or whatever.

Personally don't consider Discord a shit, but do acknowledge the annoying lack of "anonymity" (in that since I didn't want my actual Discord account and such to be "exposed" to anyone on there, I had to go through a couple of hoops to let me have two separate instances of Discord active simultaneously, each with its own account).

>>50694375
Wings 2 (6)
Breath 1 (9) (magical affinity : lightning) (10)
Dragon hide 1 (13)
Magic 2 (21)
Dragon Strength 1 (24)
Dragon Grace 2 (30)
Draconic Drive (didn't want to but I want to fly aaaand I'd like to be able to function in human society so I need these points. I'll go hide somewhere and jerk off for a week or something I wouldn't want to physically assault people) (28)
Form change 1 (30)

>Sandra Bell
Sounds like the perfect comfy place to study my new magic, fly around a bit or something.
If she needs money for the bakery or something maybe I can try to sell enchanted items to adventurers (or sell lightning to any human power making company? I don't know if that would work out ahah). I'd have to extend my lifespan a bit with magic if I want to stay with her for ever since I didn't take any immortality stuff (I don't like immortality). Eventually i'd help with my mighty magic to make new tastes/good health effects for her bakery and we'd become famous and attract tons of people. That's the best.

>Help Sandra with the bakery thing
Everything is all new for now so I wouldn't be able to give much magical help I guess but if she teaches me and I learn enough in two months we can probably win! (or earn money in the methods I mentionned before if we don't)
>Help Adeline
She looks cool and maybe I'd help her out regularly, this dungeon looks cool and I want the magic parchments inside. With practice I should be able to use some magic now and to be of help with the traps and shit. I'd let her have the stone, I don't want it, but some wealth and wizardry, yeah I'm down for that.
>Help Ira
I'd give it a shot if it doesn't mean turning into a horny loli. I'd bail as soon as the threat presents itself (or join her in her crusade against the witch if I am cursed)
>Help Valerie
Only if the game is fun or is a fightan
>Help Quincy
If I am ready to wreck shit I will need a bro among all these girls.

>>50696002
1. virtual machine
2. no

>>50696002
>How can you run two Discord accounts?
Some fuckery involving running the other instance of Discord as another user.
>And doesn't it reveal your IP?
AFAIK it only reveals your profile name (and attached number) to others, and possibly any connected accounts (as in stuff like Steam, Twitch, etc.) you might have.

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>>50694375
>ELEMENT: Earth
>PERKS: Timeless II [22], Improved Wings II [16], Dragon Hide II [9], Form Change II [2], Form Sculpting II [0], Claws I [-2]
>DRAWBACKS: Draconic "Drive" [0]

Incentive to learn self-control, and it's about the least harmful of these drawbacks as far as I can tell. All I need to do is work our a deal where I'm kept somewhere I can't hurt myself (or anyone else) for that week, if it really gets that bad.

>ROOMMATE: Mira Saffron
Because at this point why not.

>QUESTS: Wrong Kind of Magical Girl, Show Me Your Moves!, The Snake Mob

Either I'm gonna get myself killed or this is gonna be great.

>>50695567
What would you do differently?

>>50696121
>Either I'm gonna get myself killed or this is gonna be great.
famous last words

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>>50695572
Gonna go with Death, (S)he(?) seems nice.

>>50695059
>>50695077
Transformation -> Instant girl

Body Type -> Thin
Chest Size -> Endowed (5)
Butt Size - > Feminine
Hips/Thights -> Slender
Height -> Stand Tall (5)

Sexuality ->Dual-Classing(10)
Dominance Coefficient -> Equals Only(10)
Libido -> Powerful

Reception -> What Change?(20)
Time/Age -> Prime Time(10)
Persona Override -> None

Companion -> Aki Nanami(10)

Extras
{
Menstrual Cancel (15)
Feeling Fresh (10)
Birth Control (10)
Hon in the Cold (15)
Hair Affair (5)
Flawless Skin (10)
}

Curses
{
Mixed Signals 1 (+10)
Tumbleweed (+10)
}

Items_Spells
{
Rubber Constitution (10)
Perfect Disguise (15)
Safe-Mode (10)
}
All in all seems like an absolutely dream life in a body one could only dream of. No sweating, no menstruation, no leaking, perfect hair. And rubber constitution is huge - keeping my breasts perky. I'll return back to early 2012, when i was 21 years, with some skill and credentials, allowing me to get work right away. This will allow me to earn enough money to keep buying bitcoin until the 2013 autumn boom, stabilizing myself financilly for years. While i am not sure where i'll end up emotianally, for starters i want Nanami to be a friend - a friend i could share with and just relax on the same wave. We could spend evening talking and playing games. Random sex is something i an not really interested about and poly is a big no-no, so i hope o can find some smart and cute boyfriend with similar tastes, with whom i can indulge my powerfull body desires. No fear of STDs and pregnancy will certanly help. Mixed singles being more of a boon than a curse - giving even more pleasure, hon in the cold relaxing the body for orgasms. I am not entirelly sure what i would want to do with life after that - maybe learn programing as trade or keep snugling with my SO at home playing games, trying to learn drawing and being frisky until i find something motivating.

>>50690685
I have a hard time figuring out how people don't all choose brioche.

>>50690792

Is there an extended version of shipfu?

plz be my ai gf

>>50696441
Funny. I feel the same way about English Muffin. Shy girls just don't do it for me.

>>50696121
>Either I'm gonna get myself killed or this is gonna be great.
>Wrong Kind of Magical Girl
Maybe being transformed into a loli would let you survive the other shit

New: >>50696571

>>50690685
Has anyone chosen the apparent mystery box option to rip the hod off? Or was this never completely finished?

>>50696797
It's just Dio.

>>50696768
Way too early, senpai. We still have 2 pages left to sink.

>>50696816
>not wanting a Dio-fu
What a fag.

>>50696844
>Way too early, senpai. We still have 2 pages left to sink.
Maybe they wanted to do it before the more faggoty OP put up their CYOA throg/throw/whatever?

>>50693388
2PEN 2OP. Please nerf.

>>50696921
Indeed. Based Pastebin and previous thread poster is the best.

>>50690512
Too bad. I missed a good discussion and some nice rare CYOAs.

>>50692615
Why s the +/- detail in the first option above a completely positive detail?

>>50696481
it's already artificial
too bad it isn't evensentient because it doesn't exist
also not your girlfriend

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OK fuck it i'm bored and the thread's falling off so why not. make it happen. or don't, I don't mind.

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>no text, or only text that can easily be cropped out.
>No photos
>no Wikihow art
>go for variety
>IDK how long it'll take

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>>50699262
>at least 300*300px
>No photos

>>50699273
you got a favorite square-shaped region of that, or should I guess?

>>50699299

I like A,B,E,H. Take your pick

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