Cyoa thread

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Waifu's allowed!

>>50510349
>>50510355
None of these is curses.

>>50510375
Depends on the setting. Curses in MY setting are beneficial with only minor hang-ups at worst.

>>50510349

this is stupid and you should feel bad

>>50510389

so curses are blessings in your world?

go fly a kite

Haven't seen Angel in a few days. Did you guys piss her off with that talk about how her MH character would be raped during the Culling?

>>50510391
Kites can't fly in my setting.

>>50510402
Flies can't kite in my setting.

>>50510408
God why was Material Sniper never finished

>tfw your fetish will never get into a CYOA

Good.

>>50510408
FUCK. On the one hand I really don't give a shit about any of them but the GF option seems comfy and relaxing at least. But Anime always fucks up my favourite archetype with "character development" so I'm likely to just be annoyed forever... fuck it, Dark war anime. Let's be an edgy fuck with a cursed sword or something.

>>50510429
Obligatory "what is your fetish?"-question.

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The year is coming to an end. How about we gather all big and notable CYOAs that were made this year and make a poll to decide which one of them was the best? Author of the winning CYOA will get the "Autistic Choice Picture of 2016" award.

>>50511209
Looking forward to it! How long do you think it will take you?

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>>50511379

>>50510355
Leanne Church a best

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>>50511392
And now for the 3 pages DLC!

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>>50511417
Aaand we're done.

>>50511313
Sure, I can try to organize this whole thing, but nominating CYOAs for the poll is ultimately a collective job. If anons don't want to do anything, it means nothing.
There's one month until the end of year, it would take fittingly this much time to prepare everything. New CYOAs can be made in time for the poll to be added there too.

>>50511123
tiles

>>50511438
I nominate Dream Prince! >>50511319

>>50511123
Real answer: animal-shaped robots

>>50510349
>Previous thread: >>50500114
>Resources: http://pastebin.com/vrqYhnpu

>>50510375
>thatisthejoke.jpg

>>50511502
A

>>50511438
Nominating Hero Academy

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>>50511822

>>50511724
>>50511822
Low Fantasy, Free Ice

>>50511845
>Free Ice
?

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>>50511502
E, and using rolz or something to decide on options.

>>50511845
I don't think it works like that. you choose an option frpm the first page and on the second page it tells you the secret about your chosen option

>>50511854
>>50511868
Meta CYOA you faggots

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>>50510375
Foolish mortal.

>>50511457
I'm pretty sure it's made earlier than this year.

>>50512005
Nope. 8 months ago.

>>50511502
B

>>50510398

I been around. Just busy working and stuff. I'll have new build with suggestions from Bliss sometime.

>>50512110

Might as well be a Goddess. Has most possibilities.

>>50478145
What's missing?

>>50512323
>Might as well be a Goddess. Has most possibilities.
God/dess is like getting the perfect kitchen and ingredients but no training. Technically you can make anything you want, but in practice you're going to make simple things or ruin a lot of dishes trying to teach yourself how to cook them. Meanwhile, the other choices are like going to a five-star restaurant - you might not get exactly what you want, but it's going to be close, and it's going to be delicious.

>>50512110
With that in mind, I'd pick Dream World. Living in my ideal world sounds amazing, even if there are challenges to face.

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>>50511209
>>50511457
>>50511742
What, no one else cares? Oh well...

>>50512560

Idk. It might be like that at first. But as Goddess I have eternity to perfect things. So eventually it'll all be perfect.

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>>50510355
did someone say waifus

>>50512599
Possibly. But these kinds of skills might require an eternity for a human to master.

>>50512645

Maybe. I think Goddess would still be my first choice, but Dream World is a good second pick.

>>50512610
Is there any choice besides Izzet?

>>50510349
>ashley kim's """curse""" is free anabolics without any of the side effects

>>50511209
Sure, why not?

>>50511438
A lot of people liked Be The Dark Souls Boss CYOA

>>50512598
I didn't think it would be fair to nominate multiple but alright:
>Raven of Happiness
>Dream Princess
Not that they would win, not by a long-shot (sorry Raven), but I have enjoyed them immensely.

>>50512663
>>50511681

>>50512768
>Dream Princess
It's from 2015.

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It's kinda sad that 99% of these creators are gone forever

>>50512661
Only if you're a soulless Y-chromosomed dweeb who wants sex and romance without having to work for it.

Lara is best because I am a bad person who preys on the emotionally vulnerable

>>50512855
Oh poo.
My screencaps were from January so that got me confused.

>>50512610
Grace, Liz and Valerie all look good.

>>50512932
>99%
Seeing as there are 16 on there, and SDA constantly shitposts, The Scientist made OC one/two weeks ago, Beri makes OC all the time, Bliss talked about Monster Hunter the last five threads, I don't have any idea how you got to that number.

>>50510349
>>50510355
The choice is between Helena Ross for the face gains and personal training, or Ashley Kim for the perfect food and free steroids. I'm not a fan of a girl being paid to look sexy in front of a camera, so Ashley Kim it is.

>>50512932
>romance without having to work for it
But anon, why wouldn't you want easy and relaxing romance? You can always work at making her feel even better.

>>50512992
It is definitely a lot slower these days. Not too many big projects in the works.

>>50510349
Assuming an asshole hasn't changed the text on this, I can go by memory and just choose that sweet, sweet ass... found her, Ashley Kim.
>reads CYOA
Yep, still the best by far.

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>>50512992
>I don't have any idea how you got to that number
hyperbole is the best literary device ever conceived by mortal men

>>50512598
Nominating Solar Inheritance.

>>50510375
"None of these [are] curses."
>the_more_you_know.mp4

>>50513077
>Not too many big projects in the works.
You know, you could change that...
>>50512661
I like Judith because pretending to ignore me while I fuck her sounds fun.

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>>50511867
>>50512131
3x points
75!
Random alotment.

12 forms of immortality, d12 determines.
Perks will be straight up RNG with 1 to whatever total value the related perks and bonus perks total up to. (24 bonus+specific perks)

Rolled a 7 for...
Observer (6/6) which has 3 perks for 1 to 27 range.
Excitement Detector (5/11)
Bound Item (3/14) Probably going to bind on objects and things that can detect me even if I can't interact directly that might give some indirect feedback options. Robots, magic stones, sensitive astronomical observation, etc.
One-Time Shapeshift (3/17). No one else sees this so w/e I'll probably go outlandish and ostentatious.
Death's Number (5/22) Oh good, cool company.
Always Something to Do (12/34) Already pretty much had this but okay thanks.
Your Biggest Fan (3/37) Going to reserve judgement on this one but Kojima seems to be keeping things interesting lately.
Elemental Attack (5/42) Wow, I've got blow-up-a-bus power originating from a single point in the universe. Sure hope there's an elemental effect of some sort that's faster than light or else this is going to be Real situational along with Never Interacting With The Universe.
The Challenge (-5/37) OF course I need to destroy most of humanity without doing anything to it, why wouldn't that make sense. Maybe if I immortalize some artistically bankrupt jerk instead everyone will do the job for me.
Possession (8/45) Well, this is a step in the right direction at least. Can't Do stuff but I can Sense stuff....about the same as I could before.
Invisibility (7/52)....Does the "Still be heard, smelled felt, etc. Your clothes and held items become invisible with you" result in Returning tangibility so long as I can't be seen? That might make things a little easier.
Training (1/53). I want to be a master of staying alive. Even if I fuckup the whole challenge and get stuck back here I'm keeping the new body and the mastery and I mean to stick around despite mortality.
-tbc

>>50512598
Seconding Solar Inheritance.

>>50513121
I have an excuse, what's yours, grammatikführer?

>>50513143
>You know, you could change that...
Oddly enough, I am. But I do have other things you know! Even while here, sadly...

>>50510349
>>50510355
>see this
>"comes with a terrible curse"
>thinking it's gonna be another cuck cyoa
>All the choices are actually good people that have a positive impact on your life

Color me pleasantly surprised OP

Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>50512110
>trying to pick between Heaven, Ghost, and Nothing

>>50513203
I have no clue what you tried to say with those spoilers but so long as it ain't another porn cyoa, I'm interested.

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>>50513159
Invasion! (1/54) Oh sweet someone else is going to do my job-
"If taken with The Challenge, then your chaenge is changed to saving Earth from this threat."
Fuck. Okay so I have an artist and maybe 3 objects to stave off a civ-ending threat. Sure dude.
The Ultimate Question (4/58) "How can I Succeed in my Challenge despite my impediments and circumstances?"
If the answer is I can't then frig it I'm going to chill 500 years and not stress this until I get to come out and deal with it myself as a mostly normie.
That's Normal (4/62) Small Favors. I'll take it.
Empire (5/67). I don't know how, but I can hope that this works out as advertised at least through some unknown loophole.
Precognition (72/75) I can now see everything as it is now nd 5 minutes from now. Small scale LaPlace demon, getting somewhere now.

Almost nothing else costs 3 points so I'm cashing in for a bitching pizza with death. This is going to be a wild 5 centuries. Might elect to fail anyway seeing as I can time travel anyway, just set things up in my favor if I can wriggle around the limitations.

Probably just going to fuck up and get unboosted in 500 years but hey, worth a shot.

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>>50512661
Only because Boros doesn't have a delicious brown angelfu.

>>50513324
>but so long as it ain't another porn cyoa
Well now it will be. Good job buddy, you fucked yourself.

>>50513366
Oh no, how ever will I manage! Please, kind and fair lord Anon, allow me to repent for my sins!

>>50513095
>>50513186
Nope, still not 2016.

I'll nominate Time of Troubles. I'd also post it but unfortunately I only have the first version that is absolutely broken.

>>50513366
Anon PLEASE! You MUST give me a second chance! I'll do ANYTHING if you won't make a porn cyoa!

>>50513496
*unzips*

anything, you say?

>>50511209
Solar Inheritance is the best thing released this year.

>>50513538
If you won't make a porn cyoa yes!

>>50513551
See >>50513409

>>50513551
>>50513409
>this year
Solar Inheritance was released in 2015.

>>50512598
solar inheritance should make the shortlist, at least
it was really popular on release

>>50513551
Are you forgetting the eternal wanking/arguing over the Dyson Sphere choices?

We pretty much destroyed 2 weeks worth of threads bitching about it, like the Culling. Some anon even made a 'fan' edition with the option entirely removed.

>>50512131
Hey, two questions real quick...

So, when picking Fate, you still have to spend points to buy the roll, right?

Second, is the Fiend also included in being exempt from Painless? How can someone feel pain if they can't be harmed?

>>50513630
Fan edition was the best edition.

I particularly loved the "dwarf" planet option.

>>50513646
Pain isn't being harmed. Pain is a reaction to being harmed. You can inflict pain without harm.

Just imagine like having an eternal ache in your entire body.

>>50513656
So like, my body won't take any actual damage from something, like a bullet wouldn't pierce through me, but it would feel like I had gotten poked really, REALLY hard?

I might have to buy painless...

>>50511392
>>Leanne Church best gril
Hell yeah! I call dibs, anon. Hands off my waifu!

>>50513675
I believe so.

Impacts would hurt pretty bad, but most of the persistent kind of pain is internal...which is almost impossible for the Fiend to suffer, so you'd just have to deal with sudden bursts.

Got bored and have no GIMP/Photoshop skills. Here's a text only CYOA for you guys.

BUSHCRAFT CYOA! Gain 2 points to spend, 1 point per choice.

>Companion
Primitive Tech Bro
QT Outdoorsy Czechnologist
American POW Escapee
Fgt friend

>Trait
Operation CWOL (9/10 build times)
Knot tying
Endurance
STRONK

>Items (One free)
Flint and steel
Steel hatchet
Boots and 2 Pairs Socks
Set of Extra Clothing
Medkit (Size of a fannypack)
4 Hardtack Survival Packets
Small Jar of Protein
300ml Vodka Bottle
2L Camelbak
6x6 Foot Tarp

>Drawback: for every three, take one extra above Companion, Trait, or Item
Scarcity (Choose form, natural resources of Wood, Clay, Water, Ore, multiple pick possible)
Extreme temperature variations
Curious predators
Dampened wood
Poisonous food common
Ticks
Clothing deterioration
Easy sunburn
Mute
Erectile Dysfunction
Hilly terrain
Hidden Kebab

>>50513656
>>50513675

But implicitly, if you cannot be harmed, why would you feel the signal of having been harmed?

Being poked very hard is still being harmed.

>>50513656
Or worse. Uncountable sci-fi stories use pain induction as a torture method. [spoilers]Have you been tested by the gom jabbar?[/spoilers]

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>>50513698
Because it's fucking magic

>>50513729
FUCK. That's what I get for mobileposting before I'm properly awake.

>>50512610
I'm disappointed Boros was the best option; she's so boring. Selesnya, Izzet, and Simic are decent runners-up. Izzet might be higher up if I knew exactly what her Experimentation fetish was (like, literal engineering experiments???).

>>50513729
Not as many unfeeling uncaring pleasure induction machines, though.

>>50513698
It's also odd that it mentioned "cannot be harmed" AND being indestructible, like, I figured those were both practically the same thing. Near as I can tell, it just means I will both not develop any diseases or cancers that would harm me in any way, and I cannot be physically damaged in any way, if it doesn't actually make me painless.

On a side note, what would happen if I went into space? Would I suffer from being in a vacuum, or just feel a minor discomfort (or sanity destroying pain?)

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>>50513756
>experimentation
Probably just trying new things out in bed. Probably.

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>>50511209
>>50512598
Nominating Pic Related. Not big, but I think it's notable enough due to being as good as it is while also being the author's first attempt (as far as I know, feel free to correct me if you know other CYOAs made by them).

>>50513756
>so I was watching some weird porn the other day
>want to try flogging me?

>>50513775
>>50513808
That's not really a fetish through, that's just being open to new experiences. Plus they made a big deal about her being an engineering student, always studying and tinkering.

If it means what you guys say, that bumps her up a bit. Boros still seems a best to me, though.

>>50513847
In her case the fetish is trying new things, not just being open to new experiences. She wants to actively seek out new sexual fetishes rather than sticking to what she knows she likes.

>>50512131
Slime (1)
Size Change (7)
Material Change (5)
Environmental Immunity (4)
Never Alone (8)

Can I use material change to become stuff like fire or air or are only liquids allowed?

>>50513193
People don't have to make up excuses if there's no problem.

>>50513878
Don't know about that guy, but those types of people are a bit of an eyeroll for me. Either they don't really work that hard at it (then why bother?) or they end up jaded and bored with the majority of sex and go off the deep end seeking ever newer things. Slaanesh sex doesn't really interest me, past a certain point.

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>>50511209
Huh. Except for maybe pic related, every single CYOA I've made was for this year.
It's been fun.

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>>50510349
>>50510355
>curses

>>50513948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk

>>50513913
>People don't have to make up excuses if there's no problem.

They do if there is one.

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>>50513959

>>50513930
That reminds me.

>>50511209
Nominating Symbiote CYOA

>>50513913

I'm pretty sure Izzet's fetish is literally scientific experimentation. Like you go try some model rocketry design, and she gets hot enough to ride you what taking readings.

It's really between her and Simic. Slippery subby simic butt. Mmm.

>>50513948
>>50513988
Some humourless bastards ITT.

>>50514030
You're nominating your own stuff? Can it really be CYOA of the year material if you have to nominate it yourself?

>>50514084
>You're nominating your own stuff?
No.

>>50514071
Actually, it's just that your joke sucks.

>>50514084
Don't be such a bitch anon. I nominate Symbiote CYOA then. It's my brother's favorite.

>>50514084
That's not me anon.

Speaking of my Symbiote CYOA, I really need to update the whole anti-matter thing.

>>50514121
>implying

>>50514115
Can't say I think it's worthy of contending for CYOA of the year, but whatever goats your float.

Reminder to everyone confused about the "Cursed" Girlfriend CYOA: It's old as balls, the author is probably long gone, and them not being actual curses was the entire point.

Also someone did some analysis and came to the conclusion that at least some of the "curses" could actually be detrimental.

>>50514144
Not implying, telling it straight up.

>>50514167
They don't care, dude. They're stuck in "disgruntled and unimpressed" mode.

>>50514084
It can be if people vote for it.

But I'm not sure Symbiote CYOA is detailed enough. It reminded me a lot of the bio-power armor stuff.

Let's be honest here, people will probably just vote Traveller if Solar Inheritance is out of the running. I'm not sure there really are many other CYOAs.

>>50511319
>Inspired by Angel's CYOA
Well, it's the best thing traceable to her we've gotout of her for now.
Until she gets a breakdown and posts her nudes. That'll be a strange and good day.

>>50514264
>I'm not sure there really are many other CYOAs [made in the last year].
....... did you inject two marihuanas?

>>50514264
I feel like Traveller is older than a year, considering the first post on Highlander's blog is about how they lost everything and basically had to recreate it from memory. I don't recall ever seeing a 1.0 version. But if you're counting remakes, yeah, I guess it could get in.

People also seemed to like Altering History (I didn't really but it did get an extremely short RP) and Universal War. There's plenty of other CYOAs made this year. maybe not a lot of extensive CYOAs, but others indeed.

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>>50514264

>people will probably just vote Traveller
Even if we don't count early 0.x versions, Traveller's Tale 1.0 was still released in 2015, so it doesn't count either.

>I'm not sure there really are many other CYOAs
There's plenty.

Keep filling the list, guys.

>>50513930
>robo suit
Get out immediately, wait the for the charge to run out, then smash the joints.

>>50514264
I mean, I wouldn't nominate or vote for the symbiote one, and I'm the guy who made it. I definitely like it, but there's other CYOAs I've made that I think are better.

>I'm not sure there really are many other CYOAs.

Seriously? I made like 10 this year, and that's just me.

>>50514355
Isn't Dream Prince a copy/expansion of Dream Princess? I seem to recall that being very old.

Academy's a good one there. But was that early 2016?

>>50514355
I nominate Branching heart. Love me some Beri.

>>50514355
What are the restrictions on remakes? Say SDA somehow finishes the new version of Battlemage before the year ends. Could someone nominate it, or would it be too similar to the older versions to qualify? What if it was more of a remaster than a remake, keeping similar themes and ideas but expanding them outward? Is it still just "Oh, this is just the new version of Battlemage" even though it's very different from the others?

>>50514379

>Isn't Dream Prince a copy/expansion of Dream Princess?

It's not related to the Princess (right?). You can check literally right in this thread >>50511319

>Academy's a good one there. But was that early 2016?

Archives tell me that Hero Academy v.0.5 was made back in May, and 1.0 was released in June. It fits.

>>50514444
All CYOAs are derivatives of the first of the format. No new CYOAs have truly been made in over a decade.

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>>50514444

>implying SDA would finish it this year

Sure, if it's completely remastered, if other anons won't disagree with putting it on the list and you can look at it and see that it is completely different from the previous version at a first glance, sure, you can nominate it.

But this isn't going to happen in the first place, so whatever.

>>50514379
It's from June, apparently.
>>47615974
Time sure does fly.

>>50510375
Well, one is. Never becoming truly angry again?
Anger, if channeled correctly, is cathartic.

>>50514499
All art is derivative of other forms of art. No new art pieces have truly been made in millennia.

>>50514355
vote seven sins/virtues

>>50514512
You don't need to vent frustration if you're not getting frustrated in the first place.

>>50514585
Yeah, but giving up a quintessential human emotion?
That's a curse to me. ymmv

>>50514551
Are bread and pudding the same thing to you?

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>>50514507
My quad-quads say otherwise, Anon. It is destiny.

I'm not even gonna nominate it anyway, I just wanted to know. I probably won't nominate anything, or vote at all, because I'm pretty certain nothing I care about will win. I have unpopular tastes like that.

>>50514355
Dark souls boss for sure.

Goddamn it I'm stuck between Donna and Helena

They're just so goddamn good

>>50514355
>>50514622
Agreed Dark Souls Boss

>>50514565

Original Seven Sins CYOA is old as dirt. Not sure about other versions though and can't find them in the archives. Does anyone know when other versions of Sins and Virtues were released?

>>50514622
>>50514645

>voting before the poll even started instead of nominating more stuff

>>50514264
Fairy's Curse, though not my personal #1, definitely deserves a mention. Also, weren't there a bunch of super involved space ones that were pretty solid?

On the lewder side of things, which should maybe be its own category, Age Regression was ridiculously involved and probably took a ton of work. It'd be a strong candidate for best overall new even without the lewd separation. Serendipity is another strong contender there, though it's more of a half-lewd CYOA.

>>50514596
a) Are you really such an angry fuck that you consider anger to be a fundamental and crucial part of you?
b) Do you think that removing tumors is a curse too?
c) Humanity is overrated anyway.

>>50514682
a) What is righteous anger? Are you such a timid fuck that you consider anger to be inherently bad?
b) Comparing anger to a tumor is ridiculous.
c) Sure, but I don't discount it wholly because some aspects are bad. Overcoming those aspects and controlling them is a challenge, but a worthy one

>>50514682
Anger serves an essential purpose in the human complex of emotions; only a child, or an dysfunctional angry fuck who only sees how anger has ruined their lives, could fail to understand this.

I mean, you actually seem to think that anger is comparable to tumors.

>>50514585
Frustration and anger are different, just like pressure and release are different. Without anger you just have all the pressure, and none of the release.

>>50512661
Did you miss Simic anon? Simic is the best!

>>50514764
>only a child, or an dysfunctional angry fuck who only sees how anger has ruined their lives, could fail to understand this.
Don't forget a victim of a dysfunctional angry fuck who irrationally rejects all anger as destructive and so never learned to deal with their own anger.

>>50514760
a)
>What is righteous anger?
An oxymoron.
Joking. More seriously, it's a redundancy. A thing tackled onto something that you can be just fine without.
b) You'll have to forgive my hyperbole in this case (not like you have a choice), but the essence of the comparison is true.
c) Neither do I discount it wholly. I'm completely fine with getting rid of bad or unneeded aspects though. And getting rid of one part is not the same as throwing out the whole thing.

>>50514585
>>50514596
>>50514682

Not him, but would you really give up your humanity just for a girl? I don't want to lose a part of what makes me human. Anger is human. Don't take my humanity.

>>50514846
You're one of those idiots that thinks fear is a "bad" or "obsolete" emotion, aren't you?

>>50514910
No, but I do think that you're too presumptious.

>>50514888
>but would you really give up your humanity just for a girl?
Yes.

>>50510349
Caroline's curse is great.

Always keep an even temper and everyone respects me for it? Fuck, man, I could be running the country with that.

>>50512610
The best of Grace and Tanith, mixed in a bottle and baked on low tempertures to conserve all the good stuff.

>>50515006
Can't be worse than the man who's substituted most of his brain for a dead hamster, which's pelt he's wearing as hairdoo.

>>50510408
>naruto is a dark anime now

>>50514888
>And people wonder why there's no world peace.

>>50513807
OH GOD YES THAT ONE WAS SO GOOD
Even I that don't always read long cyoa well... I just got hooked. It's awesome, balanced, real choices to do, plenty of possibilities and different goals to have

>>50515256
Is that the only part you found questionable?

>>50510349
Caroline although I'd probably go Brienne if she had a better tit to stomach ratio.

>>50515279
>anger is the cause of war
top lel

>>50515338
>knock Brienne for low tits:stomach
>Caroline's "tits" are little more than a trick of the light
I get what you're saying though, we like what we like.

>>50515425
It's just that I feel that Caroline does the slim thing better than Brienne does the curvy thing.

Either way it's a great waifu CYOA.

>>50515360
I actually haven't seen many wars that were fought with soldiers being angry at each other.

But maybe you have some examples?

>>50510349
>>50510355
Let's reverse the premise of this one: instead of picking the waifu you want, all of the listed waifus appear in your life and date you over the next year, at the end of which one will end up with you (not necessarily your first choice); choose one waifu to be removed from this process.

>>50515479
I'm pretty sure that's what they were saying, anon. >>50515279 was implying that people valuing anger as an essential part of humanity makes world peace unlikely.

>>50515521
But Anon, >>50515479 looks like sarcasm.

I also doubt there would be as much fighting with less anger and more reason. In fact, it's probably purely primal emotions that keep humans from finding common ground and working together. Since logically, everyone benefits from trade and mutual good works.

>>50515493
Caroline, only one trait is a benefit to me. Donna a close second, because that would be as annoying as fuck and I find her the least attractive out of all of them by a pretty big margin.

>>50515053
Different country.

Nobody could ever win an election in America by being reasonable and respectable.

>>50515679
>Barack Obama
lmao ok

>>50515493
Freya. I'm not really a nightclub guy (don't know how alcohol will interact with my medication, don't want to find out). Also, she's got the same name as my toddler niece, which could get a little awkward.

>>50515493
Tawny be nasty. No offense to anyone who digs that.

>>50515679
Nobody? I rather strongly doubt that. Also, one man's "reasonable" is another man's "WHY DON'T YOU JUST INVITE THE TERRORISTS IN" or "SO YOU HATE FREEDOM?" or just plain "FUCK YOOOOOUUUUUUU."

>>50515716
I'm seconding Freya. I like partying, but not as a core lifestyle choice. She'd be nice about it but no matter what I'd no she wasn't fully fulfilled because she was with me.

>>50515521
If you can't get angry, then how do you react to people cheating you? If we could not rage at injustice, then what would the world be?

>>50515790
See, this is why you can't just get rid of one emotion.

If you're going to delete them, delete ALL of them.

>>50515790
You can still punsih them for cheating all the same, you just won't be all worked up about it.

>>50515790
Displeasure.

You can still react negatively if something works against your interests without getting angry.

>>50515891
>>50515854
Anger is the mind's call to action; without it, other kinds of displeasure basically range from resignation to despair.

The funny thing that no one has really pointed out is that the CYOA talking about being "truly angry", setting up No True Scotsman quite nicely. Oh, an aspect of anger is useful, beneficial, or necessary? It's not TRUE anger.

>>50514264
The first edition of Traveler was made in 2015.

Was Branching Hearts 2016 or not? If so, I nominate it.

>>50515790
I mean, I don't get angry at people cheating me anyways. A mite annoyed at myself, a bit sad/disappointed, and then just shuffle them into the to be excised/distrusted in future column.

It's not like you require anger to get even or not be a passive punching bag all the time...

>>50516007
Disgust. Contempt.

>>50510349
>>50510355
I know there's a lot of people going "hurr these aren't curses," but looking at them, most of them kind of are.
>Alison: must game every week even when you'd rather stay in
>Ashley: have to now eat more than you're currently comfortable with to keep up with your metabolism
>Brienne: like Alison, except now it's going to foreign countries
>Caroline: See
>Donna: the novelty's going to wear off and now you're just being harassed all the time
>Freya: you can never just have a glass of beer with some friends, any drink of alcohol mandates a party
>Helena: get ready for the worst pain of your life, and for convincing people that you're you.
>Kennedy: no off switch, you're always going to be in a creative mood even when you're doing drudge work and can't act on it
>Leanne: yeah, this one isn't a curse
>May and Niki: not feeling up for sex because your mom just died? Sucks to be you.
>Tawny: easy to overcommit to the wrong thing, and now you can't stop yourself
>Zhafira: you're going to scrunch them every day. Every goddamn day.

>>50516250
>have to now eat more than you're currently comfortable with
Not really, just eat the same amount and you'll end up with less fat, without losing muscle mass as much as you normally would.

branching hearts was the tour de force of the year honestly. It alone deserves the award

>>50516250
I meant "see above" for Caroline.

Anyway, l know most of their "curses" are still net positives, but it's still interesting to think about maybe getting too much of a good thing.

>>50516319
It does say you require more calories, and at a certain point you're going to want to stop losing weight because you'll start to get down to unhealthy levels of body fat.

>>50516250

I feel like you're the same type of dude who says Emma Watson or Scarlett Johansson is an ugly whore because of something really stupid like a blemish on their skin or something.

>>50516373
See >>50516328

>>50516346
But it doesn't say how many more calories or how much fat consumption is accelerated; the only thing that is given some kind of context is "gain muscle twice as fast", which generally isn't going to put your life at risk. Additionally, humans are pretty adaptable; a casual examination of humanity shows that most people can handle being able to eat more delicious food than before.

>>50516328
>still net positives
>still interesting
We agree, then.

>>50516250
I know right? Plus for Brienne, you neglected that you might actually drown in your pool of money. Plus you'll miss out on valuable life experiences, like worrying about rent and debt. Not to mention that she might potentially force you to live longer because of a lower-stress life. The horror.

>>50514355
What about Emperor Quest?

>>50514355
Maybe Age Regression, Serendipity, and Fairy Curse? Granted, the first two (especially AR) are of a...slightly different nature, but still CYOAs.

>>50511209
Shouldn't we wait until 2017 for it?
There still may come relevant CYOAs this year.
For instance, maybe the NecroCYOA update.

>>50516472
Good but not great
Like Necromancer.

>>50516648
See >>50511438

>>50516250
This is why you don't pick what you don't want you dummy.
Have no interest in tasting wines with royalty? Don't take Brienne.

Also
>no off switch, you're always going to be in a creative mood even when you're doing drudge work and can't act on it

Even drudge work has application for creativity, even if it's creatively delegating it to someone else. Plus, if even being an inexhaustible fountain of talent and ideas you still get stuck with drudge job, you deserve every bad thing that it throws at you.

>>50512610
Carmilla

>>50510349
>Brienne Bourdain
The NEET life is the life for me~~

>>50510408
choose you anime world CYOA:
>anime where gfs like you alot

>>50512110
>Not picking heaven and meeting your beloved family and doggies again. What the fuck is wrong with you people?

>>50516140
>Was Branching Hearts 2016 or not? If so, I nominate it.
Pretty sure it was this year.

>>50517117
>They've all moved on with their lives by now.
>Wait, Zeus doesn't let them move on.
>You live in stagnant socialist cloudland forever.

>>50512598
Nominating Ship CYOA

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>>50512598
nominating THIS

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>>50517418
hell yeah

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>>50517418

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>>50517465

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>>50517492

>>50517117
>implying I deserve it
>implying this isn't a test

Anon, come on.

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>>50517531

If possible, I think there should be categories.
It's very strange to compare Times of Trouble with Serene Serendipity, for instance.

>>50517531
The Wandering Warrior is cute! Cute!

Too bad she doesn't give a shit about you.

>>50510349
Brienne Bourdain

Highlander pls save us

I think they're all winners

>>50510349
/tg/ is always thirsty

Today, OP is especially thirsty, even by our largesse standards.

>>50517556
No, no, damnit no. I seldom could ever get passed the first page with one, being an infuriating mash-up of DOOM, WH40k and other settings, but when I finally get to the quests what do I see? SCP-682, in between the Zerg and an expy from the Eberron setting.

I understand that true creativity is often an exercise in well-executed plagiarism, but this isn't an example of that. This is wholesale robbery, pillaging settings for their elements and slapping a matching paint scheme on them so they 'fit'.

Fun for a romp al la Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, but I simply cannot take this CYOA seriously in any way.

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>>50511209
I made this thing.

1/4

>>50517809
Shh, you'll get in the way of Dramaanon getting them all to argue with eachother.

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>>50517907
And I choose to nominate it.

2/4

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>>50517924
That is allowed, right?

3/4

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>>50517958
Also, am I allowed to post more?

4/4

>>50517418
>>50517440
>>50517465
>>50517492
>>50517531
Holy shit, this is fantastic. I love this so fucking much. 12/10 best cyoa I've seen in a while.

>>50517907
>>50517924
>>50517958
>>50517975

Post all you want, and nominate every single one of them if you want to. If you want a chance at winning, though, they better be passable CYOAs

>>50517975
Have you truly given yourself to the darkness of 4chan?

If so, yes.

>>50517958
Of course.

>>50517843
>some not even particularly lewd CYOA instead of full /d/ bazillion of them
>Today, OP is especially thirsty

It's like you've just started visiting CYOA generals.

>>50517907
Maybe I'm misreading options, but wouldn't the ability to draw water out of any source be ridiculously broken? Like, if you can draw water out of a person, you could easily weaken or even kill people.

If I'm misreading or misunderstandng, feel free to point it out.

>>50517702
Gotham must burn anon.

>>50511209
Collage is nice, this:
>and make a poll to decide which one of them was the best
is a great way to just start shit between fans of different CYOA and discourage some creators who'll get few votes or won't even make it to the list, due to their CYOA being for some niceh audience, for example.

I really don't think that's a healthy idea.

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>>50518019
It still takes 15 years of diligent training to get to that level. Maybe more depending on how well you naturally retain knowledge.

And as for the easily killing people argument, you can already sort of do that with the other elements.

>>50517993
>they better be passable CYOAs
Got it, only my good ones. Alright.

>>50518048
But that's his entire intention.

>>50518041
I saw her in the flames.
She didn't burn.

>>50517843
"Largesse" is a noun meaning generosity, not an adjective.

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>>50518106
Not sure if it counts, since it is a revision, but I'm going to post it anyways and see what you guys would say about it.

1/7

>>50518106
>time passes at 1/10th the usual rate
>so does your aging
So I age 1/100th as fast as I do in the outside world? Cool.

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>>50518148
2/7

>>50517856
Wait I get the SCP and Zerg but what's Eberron? I based that quest off of a suggestion from Funnyjunk by a guy named houselyrander, which is why I named it so.

And it's not meant to be taken really seriously. The next iteration will, though.

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>>50518166
3/7

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>>50518192
4/7

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>>50518207
5/7

>>50517117
>wanting to give up all your sinful thoughts

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>>50518230

>>50518207
>>50518192
>>50518166
>>50518148
these could be 2 images instead of 4.

>>50517531
>exothermic liquid

That'd be something like, say, burning napalm. Try endothermic.

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>>50518248
7/7

>>50518263
I know. I made it that way to provide a sense of symmetry with the virtue counterpart. But since most people didn't bother looking at it, it would seem, I'll condense what I have into only a couple of images.

>>50518291
make them have the same width too imo

>>50518317
Alright. I'll do that. It'll take a little while, but I'll have it done eventually. I do have another project I'm working on at the moment.

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Can someone please post some Waifu and Lewd CYOA's?

I will be very, very happy if you do

>>50518452
I'm almost ready to post the next WIP of Lavender

>>50518535
What's it about?

>>50518564
A lovecraftian parent of monsters thing.

>>50518535
When?

Also could we get relative scales of states?

I noticed that the limit for pedigree was 6; on a scale of 1-6, what does 1 pedigree represent?

>>50518590
I can't really map numbers to results just yet. Though, I might set up a scoring table like at the end of that one CYOA, the Time of Troubles, I think it was? I can't remember the title.

>>50518535
My body is ready, guy, sock it to me.

>A lovecraftian parent of monsters thing.

Ditto as >>50518864

>>50518864
>>50518889
Give me a couple hours, I want to get a few more options in.

>>50518889
>>50518864
>>50518701
Pour it on us!

>>50513807
time kidnapped (the only option where you are the original and have a soul, since rebirth doesn't explain how you still have memories of earth...)
feeling (makes ship-fu more human)
comfy (no regrets)
ship's choice (laziness)
deredere (might as well)
drone control, overclock, major shift, uplink (nothing says you can only take one...)
MMO focus (sadly here you can't take more than 1)
Replicator (400k cubic feet isn't big, don't want to sacrifice more to grow food. Meanwhile, ship can still cook for me using the replicator)
Human focus (imagine all the OC hundreds of billions of humans must churn out...)
Ship companion (For obvious reasons)

>>50518991
>time kidnapped (the only option where you are the original and have a soul, since rebirth doesn't explain how you still have memories of earth...)

You are also real and the original in the AI uplift. It's everything else that is fake, you're a real thing.

>>50519089
You're real in all of them. On account of existing.
Clone memories are for example a forensic reconstruction.

I doubt ancient greek spiritualism has much to do with it.

>>50519089
The soul thing becomes questionable, but more importantly, with ai uplift you're replaceable. Considering that you're already completely dependent and trapped in ship, its better to not have to worry she'll just get rid of you and replace you if you ever piss her off enough.

>>50519133
>The soul thing becomes questionable,
How so? Do you lose some of your soul when you browse internets? Same thing.

>Considering that you're already completely dependent and trapped in ship, its better to not have to worry she'll just get rid of you and replace you if you ever piss her off enough.

First, replaceability was not part of your original query.
Second, why would she replace you? You are exactly as she wanted you. You're her "Perfect Husbando CYOA" result made flesh.

>>50519167
>Do you lose some of your soul when you browse internets?
Well, yeah.

>>50519214
Some weak soul you have.

>>50519224
At least he has a soul to lose.

>>50519167
>The soul thing becomes questionable
because in AI uplift you were an electronic entity that was then put into a flesh body. If you were originally fully describable using electrons, then you have no soul, as that is not a describable quality.

Replaceability is part of being the original. An original isn't replaceable. As for why she would, if she knew everything about you deterministically then she had no reason to create you. Since she doesn't, then its possible for you to (through free will) make choices that cause you to become an imperfect husbando, she could decide that she can replace you with a better one.

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>>50510408

>>50518048
Ah, fuck 'em. You should make CYOA to exercise writing, to finally use those sicc pirated photoshop plugins, as an excuse to introduce your Magical Realm to your reader. But never for notoriety or e-peen.

>>50519255
What if your magical realm involves people stroking off your e-peen and acquiring notoriety?

>>50519236
>because in AI uplift you were an electronic entity that was then put into a flesh body.
Did you read beyond the title? You are a fleshy being run through VR simulation, not an uploaded AI. The titles refers not to you being an uplifted AI, but a human uplifted through AI.
>>50519236
>As for why she would, if she knew everything about you deterministically then she had no reason to create you. Since she doesn't, then its possible for you to (through free will) make choices that cause you to become an imperfect husbando, she could decide that she can replace you with a better one.

First, she did not create you, which invalidates the line of the argument that comes from that.

Second, it is implied through the whole CYOA and some of the lines directly that you cannot be replaced physically.

Third, read the final sentence of the CYOA.

>>50519234
Good on him. I have a soul to keep though.

>>50511319
Finally updated my build for the DLC. I'm having trouble finding an image for a sci-fi bard, if anyone has a suggestion.

>realm (12)
medieval (wizard, musician)
pirate realm (navigator, prince of thieves, vessel)

>enhancements (8)
lascivious
magical land
humanoid
technology

>skills (5)
guitar (free)
prince of maps (free)
prince of thieves (free)
racial change (doppelganger) (free)
scholarly prince (free)
sorcerer prince (divination) (free)
sorcerer prince (illusion)
prince stallion
Prince Charming

>items (5)
copacetic conveyance (space vessel) (free)

>nightmares (9)
capture prone
easily distracted
oath bound (I will never raise a weapon against a beautiful woman)
Impish Sibling

>damsels (0)
gwendolyn
constance
vamina
zariea
felicia
taleri
Bula Ghorza
Nazeeha Cendis
Phah’ie Bav’oht
Telatha Persys

>quests
lofty lantern lament
pixie poachers
sphinx snafu
strip club struggle
confiscting catburgler
kidnapped cuties
misappropriated mask
paradise perverted
valkirie venture
Extremely Eerie Edifice
Terror Tendrils
Bare Battle Babes

Rogue scout/spymaster. Also, I can shapeshift into a little girl.

>>50519406
>world
a galaxy of abundant minor political powers, most controlling only one planet or star system (or even sharing control of a planet). Empires are prevented by a complex network of mutual protection pacts and alliances which virtually guarantee the failure of an aggressor. This leads to a rich diversity in races and cultures.

Technological development stalled with the invention of AI and the discovery of magic on some worlds. No one devotes their life to incremental improvements in society’s accumulated knowledge when they can instead invest in growing their personal magical power by leaps and bounds, and AI guarantee that there's no market demand for technical or scientific skills but are deliberately restricted from improving on technology (including themselves). (spoiler: this restriction was put in place by more powerful AI who maintain the galaxy as a wildlife preserve for organic humanoids).

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>>50519406
>I'm having trouble finding an image for a sci-fi bard, if anyone has a suggestion.

This guy came from Mars, you know.

>>50519424
>character
My human father engaged in the common royal practice of siring children with diverse and powerful races/individuals, in an effort to strengthen the royal bloodline. Because this happened to work in my case - I’ve developed my doppelganger mother's ability to shapeshift into other humanoids - I have been formally recognized as a bastard son of the king, and am nth in line to the throne. I’ve also been betrothed to one of my half sisters (an Impish Sister).

Now I represent my star system in diplomatic missions to other races and civilizations. For this purpose, I’ve been granted a luxury space yacht for use as an official diplomatic vessel. To an extent, this is cover for the spying, smuggling, and theft I also engage in for my kingdom, selfish interests, and spontaneous whim.

I charm daughters and wives in every port, and my dalliances often give a boost to my diplomatic missions (when they aren't catastrophic). I use my skills in divination and trickery to avoid any conflict that can't be solved with my wit and libido (partly because I have no other skills). You can bet that getting captured was part of my plan.

On the fence about adding AI Wright.

>>50519454
David Bowie operated on a different level of reality than the rest of us.

>>50519473
Which makes him perfect for this, if you ask me.

>>50519358
The implications throughout the rest of the cyoa, including the final line do not overturn issues that come from the text of an option, since there were other options. It has been repeatedly noted by numerous people that the cyoa is written from the ship's perspective, and there are certain choices that the ship leads you to (ship's design choice, cosmic radiation/ship grown, dere-dere, etc). Its entirely possible for there to be a dud "option". Hell, the whole premise of "choosing" your origin which was already set-in-stone makes it seem to be more of a test than a real choice.

Okay, so you were born human and lived your whole life in an AI simulation, I will admit that I misread that part, but that doesn't fix the primary problem: she implies with certainty that running another round of 10,000 would've gotten her what she wanted. You are replaceable.

>>50519491
I never said he wouldn't.

I miss that glorious witch-fearing bastard. He saw the truth behind the veil of reality but kept his mind whole, unlike the mad sage Jaden Smith.

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>>50519406
>I'm having trouble finding an image for a sci-fi bard, if anyone has a suggestion.
Lots more ideas, if you want them.

>>50519558
And who was David Bowie's Judas?

>>50519577
Literally this.

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>>50519406
Any specific direction you want to take this request? I'm well-intentioned but lazy.

>>50518166
Does faking humility degrade Pride's powers as well?

>>50519667
Just showing humility degrades the power, so I'd say if it's done in a public place, than yes.

>>50519518
>The implications throughout the rest of the cyoa, including the final line do not overturn issues that come from the text of an option, since there were other options.

I think they do, as their function of a framing device put them into a higher position of hierarchical structure of priorities. The choices are made so that any would accomodate into the framing.

>It has been repeatedly noted by numerous people that the cyoa is written from the ship's perspective, and there are certain choices that the ship leads you to (ship's design choice, cosmic radiation/ship grown, dere-dere, etc). Its entirely possible for there to be a dud "option". Hell, the whole premise of "choosing" your origin which was already set-in-stone makes it seem to be more of a test than a real choice.

The availability of multiple options is due to the nature of this thing as a CYOA.
The CYOA is written from the ship's point of view, but if you're repaceable and the ships is in control, why does she try, accodring to you, to lead us somewhere and attach us to her? Continuing this line of thouhgt, why assume that these choices even matter and you're still not in a intricately-crafted simulation, where you do what the ship wants from you while thinking that you do what you want? Because such is not a premise of this CYOA.

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>>50518988
>>50518864
>>50518889
>>50518590
>>50518564
>>50518452

Here you go. I could use more dowry ideas, but I'm always ready to take suggestions. It's a little rough at the bottom, but it is a WIP...

Spiderpenis stays

>>50519577
I'm interested just because these are cool and I might like one better. But this image would be pretty good if I couldn't find one better (I'd prefer a face).

Thanks anon.

>>50519779
>she implies with certainty that running another round of 10,000 would've gotten her what she wanted. You are replaceable.

First, the wording "AI simulation" is rather vague, and can mean several thing, from running a fully deterministic virtual construct designed to shape you as she sees fit to taking a random newborn contemporary human and letting him into a VR simulation to grow and develop freely. But juding from the "10,000" line which implies that the process is not under her control, we can assume it's not the former.

Second, she says that she would have had to run another 10,000 if she didn't get what she wanted, but she got it, she got you. I think you've read it wrong - she was ready to try again and again, however long it would take until she found you. You are all she wants.

>>50519781
> Spoiler
I respect you EDG. And your penises.

>>50519825
EDGuy sounds like Erectile Dysfunction Guy.

>>50519855
Damn. You're right. But I'm kinda stuck with those initials now. Oh well.

>>50512932
d

>>50518169
Well, I'll take a look at it. I like the idea, but not this particular execution.

Eberron is a D&D setting, and House Lyrander is a faction in it. I don't know much about the Eberron setting, but I recognized the name.

>>50511720
>>50511750
>>50511767
I quite like this one.

Great Hunter x6 (Voluntary Exile, fuck yall humans)
Waifu Seeker (lol)

Powers

Rank 2 Regeneration 4 tokens
Beastmaster 3 tokens
Rank 1 Strength 2 tokens
Rank 1 Precision 2 tokens
Rank 1 Beast Eye 1 token
Sentient Sympathy for free

Companions
Beastmaster means 6 tokens
Fenrir wolf for 4
Whelp for 2

Equipment

Bonemail for 5
Rank 2 hook for 2
Rank 2 Weapon for 2 - one-handed lightning sword
Rank 1 Ranged Weapons for 1
Rank 1 stealth satchel for 2

Challenges

Infested Mine, grab another Rank 2 Melee Weapon if I complete

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>>50519781

How much favor do you think we'll have?

Probably going for Spider-Goddess' egg incubator build. How would the spider penis affect the host's mind?

>>50517418
>when our God-Emperor was struck down, so did our might.

Recommend changing that to "so was our might" without the comma.

>Planet
Terra

>Origin
Augmented
Tech-Assassin

>Powers
Projectile Displacer
Projectile Reflector
Nanite Shredder
Whiplash Muscle Fibers
Vega-Class Cooling
Kinetic Redirection
Melee Mastery Add-On
Amped Up
Artful Dodger

>Armour
Knife-Ear Buster Armour

>Armour Mods
Stimpack
Magnetizer

>Weapons
Gatling Grenadier
High Frequency Blade
One Hit Wonder
Canister Launcher
"Stubby" Revolver

>Companions
The Featherweight Slugger
The Giant among Giants
The Aerial Bombardier
The Angel of Life
The Prototype

>Quests
The Artificial Intelligence
The Knights of House Lyrander

>>50510349
>>50510355
The curse is that it is so good that even though you might have a girl in mind you can't choose between them because the curse is so good!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>50511502
I choose B for the next 2 and D for the three after that (if there is any more that will be posted in this thread

>>50520110
>favor
By the looks of things, 20 or 25. That's going by how much it would cost me to buy my personal build at the current version, plus a bit to cover what it might cost me for future options.

>spoiler
Probably along the lines of a constant, quiet, but convincing FUCKFUCKSEXSEXFUCKRUTFUCK , but it's all up the the player.

Spider-cock, spider-cock, does whatever a spidercock does

>>50512110
Parallel World
start a quest to start conquering them all

>>50517117
Mary sue world is mary sue

>>50520138
So for the remake, do you think I should tone down the rip offs?

I've been thinking of just using the pictures of the mercs and heroes but significantly altering their abilities, making them into fellow super soldiers like yourself.

>>50520328
I dunno. I thought it was kinda neat realizing the first group was the TF2 mercs. I think if you could find art for the Overwatch girls to put them on the same level and then make everything a bit more subtle it would be good.

To be honest, the fact that it basically was actually Pharah and Mercy did influence my decision making to some extent.