CYOA IN ALL FIELDS

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Truly I'm afraid I must give this OP a 2 out of 10.

You forgot a link to the last thread:
>>50472469
You forgot a link to the pastebin of info:
http://pastebin.com/vrqYhnpu

Worse of all you started the thread with a ROLL your own adventure, not a choose your own adventure.

2 Points for starting with an image file though!

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>>50479114

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>>50479119

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>>50479114
>>50479119
>>50479134
If I could I would combine all four of these comfy cyoas into a Super Comfy cyoa
Yes I know I could do that, but I'm to lazy to actually do it

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>>50479158

>>50478604
>Private Cabin
>Adaptation
>Travel Column
>The Right Track
>Training Train

Watch me be a NEET, while I explore weird shit.

Post the knigga CYOA.

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>>50479295
Not the poster but here u go

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All the dimension!

>>50479083
Well the RYOA was started with because op wanted to post cyoa instead of arguing bout culling or whatever

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>>50479368

>>50479342
>>50478604
Also here i go on a train
>whistle
>adaptation
>right track
>destination change
20 years till comeback.
I would pick the universe from a fic i read once where the more knowledge you have the better your magic.

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>>50479414

>>50479083

I really appreciate back-links to previous threads.
One of the most useful /cyoag/ traditions, ever since the threads stopped 404-ing immediately upon hitting page 11.

>>50479368

I'll take everything that isn't contradictory.
None of the 'Rival' choices though.

>>50479158
HoteiMegaComfySuperChillZone CYOA! At that point you may as well just be put in a pod with a feed tube and be in the matrix hehehe

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>>50478604
>Post a CYOA
>The destination is decided by the post number
???
I'll go to whatever CYOA is posted next.

>Private Cabin
A necessity on this ride
>Adaptation
>A New Me
The little girl option
>Fellow Traveler
Anyone want to go coop on a new magical realm with me?
>The Power of Love
I wonder what currency it pays in. Dollars? Space pesos? Chocolate coins? XP?

>Pain Train
I'm a Big Guy. Plus I can just stay in my cabin till the ride is over.

>>50479158
I wonder what happens if you choose both Fickle Weather and Predictable Weather as your Outdoor options? Maybe the predictable weather becomes the new normal that changes frequently?

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>>50479158
I think that's an old one? Strife posted a version on Oct 18 that upped the sanctuary to 1 square mile (my guess is because 1 acre would barely fit the house depending on the options you took).

Still no news on the new travellers tale huh?

>>50479114
>home teleport
>can smuggle everything to my nation.

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>>50480072
Here's the last one i got

>>50480110

I didn't know your home was a nation. What's its population?

>>50479505
>tfw waifuing your pantheon
>tfw have the power to create more of them in the future over a long period of time
>tfw they call you daddy

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>>50480197

>they call you daddy

>>50478604
All the points changing the destination to Paradise. (Please be odds..)
Cuddle Train, b/c why not?

>>50478604

The moist important question everyone forgot to ask is: Are there lolis on the cuddle train?

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>>50480239
>moist

>>50480257

That was an unfortunate? typo.

>>50480164

Retard.... He lives somewhere where everything is illegial (Tingapur for isntance) but is very close to somewhere where he can get almost anything (shipping lanes for instance). Simples!

>>50480408

>everything is illegial

If everything is illegal, how come people live there? Shouldn't they be dead since breathing is illegal?

>>50480418
Punishing people for committing crimes is also illegal.

>>50480408
>>50480418
>>50480164
>>50480110
>>50479114

>fly to columbia
>purchase drugs at low price en masse
>carry as much as you can and teleport home
>you can now undercut everyone on the black market
>if you get caught you can just tp away

it's a way more powerful option that other ones.

>>50479134

do I learn the skills related to the rooms at a faster rate or do I have some sort of baseline skill that I can increase over time, for example the /tg/ room or the music room would I be better at playing the guitar or painting models in there but not in general?

>>50480799

I think you're missing the point of the CYOA.

Also, you're acting like being a drug dealer is a safe line of work.

>>50480809

Really? I imagine it would be the same if you picked up a guitar right now and practiced. Don't see why it would be any different.

>>50480816
i am not saying that. it's just that it provides this option while the other options don't.

>>50480842

The option to be a drug dealer?

>>50480799
I give you five hours before you wind up with a hole in your head or a police baton up your ass.

>>50479158
Didn't strife make a monster cyoa that goes along with this one?

>>50480032
Yes, much better. Otherwise if you picked room options like the Olympic pool and full gymnasium you could easily run out of space.

>Entrance
The Coin

>Outdoors
Grassland - Brook, Trees & Shrubs, Fog, Fickle Weather, Events

>Indoors
Kitchen - Food Replicator, Breakfast Nook, Mythical Ingredients
Bedroom - Temperature Controlled
Guestrooms - Temperature Controlled, Larger, Doubled
Bathrooms - Automated Groomer, Smell Neutralizer, Deluxe
Living Room - 300" UltraHDTV, Streaming Service, Surround System
Computer Room - Laptops, Smart House (JARVIS)

My first meal in my new house is a fruit platter, starting with a Golden Apple (immortality) and ending with Ambrosia (godhood) from the fictional setting of the Hercules and Xena shows. Not sure what domain I'll pick although Sanctuary sounds appropriate. It's time to learn how to get my god on (and enjoy a movie or two on the 300" television) before I return to Earth to help other people in need of comfort and relaxation obtain a sanctuary of their own.

>>50480927
Are you thinking of the Thinning The Herd one? Strife also posted it the same day I think.

>>50479387
>OP wants to post a CYOA
>OP proceeds to post a RYOA instead

>>50481327
Yeah, Thinning the Herd explicitly mentions it's a companion CYOA to Strife's Comfy one. So in addition to being a monster, you go back into your little dimension where you have Hoeti's granted Comfy zone.

Which I just used to keep certain people I culled from reality

>>50480274
I think you meant to type either unfortunate? or unfortunate? (or at least I think one of those two would've fit a bit better).

>>50481607

More often than not I notice that I type something correctly, and then I think to myself that I can make it look like a typo for a laugh or whatever. This was not one of those time.

>>50481605

Was that the one in which you have to select a category of people, like young or black, that you have to hunt?

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This is a half-decent one I haven't seen in a long time.

Might take a bit to post; the pages got strewn around somehow.

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>>50481901

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>>50481911
I think this one was next.

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>>50481925
And there might have been another update with fixed formatting, but I don't have it if so.

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I'm working on a CYOA and I need you guys to tell me if my idea is stupid or not.

I'll keep things simple - you are a leader of a very important powerful organization, which is at war with another one. During the whole CYOA you'll be picking choices which constantly reference and point to this other organization, you have to maintain balance between the factions in your own one to prevent a civil war from going out, building up your own military to fight against your enemy, stuff like that. And then, if you take a mystery box at the end, it will be revealed that you were an agent from the opposing side all along, with a goal to slowly change your group from the inside to stop the hostilities, or at least weaken and divide it (making you going for a civil war instead of preventing it). There's some foreshadowing of this throughout the whole CYOA.

Mystery boxes are stupid, but the thing I planned would work better this way. Also this twist might piss people off.

Being on the side of the enemy route is very important in the CYOA, so I can dumb it down to a quest where you just decide to turn to their side if I have to get rid of the mystery box, but it will be dumb - a ruler ruining everything he has and betraying his own nation like that is retarded.

So, should I keep it as a mystery box or turn it into a quest? Is there another solution?

>>50481980

From the way you make it sound a mystery box doesn't seem to suit your CYOA.

>>50481980
Just do what shitstormanon did and have a two-page CYOA released a few hours to a day apart.

Better yet, start the thread with it and post it around halfway, at the 150-200 mark.

>>50479114
>Lovely Dreams
It wouldn't be comfy if these were being used to brainwash me, but I'm likely not to be the same as I was before. Dreams can change you in ways you wouldn't imagine.

>Magical Fridge
Okay, that would be /majorly/ convenient.

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Does anyone know if someone has done any CYOAs similar to this one, but for other classes?

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>>50482326

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A cleric CYOA might be an idea, maybe have different archetype/domain choices at the start to define whether you wanted to be a healslut or holy pyromaniac.

>>50482326

There's one for paladin, and one for fallen paladin or whatever. Probably plenty enough for other classes, none come to mind though.

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>>50480122
>Highlander's been dead for so long that 1.35 is being called Final now

Feels bad, man.

>>50482393
Well people die when they are killed.

>>50482393
It'll be done when it's done, you whiny baby.

>>50482450
>what is a meme

I was joking, you silly shit.

>>50482369

Make it !

>>50482559
Telling the same joke over and over every goddamn thread is boring as fuck.

>>50481676
That's the one. I don't have it, sadly

>>50479083
Well, the idea when I made it was that it would help initially populate threads when used by making the rolling constructive. Although it has a rolling mechanic, the whole point was to make CYOAs get posted. I'm sorry you don't like it.

>>50480239
Well, they're the ones that asked for it, do I don't see why not.

>>50482393
Have some patience.

>>50482369
Heh, a pure healslut CYOA would be nice.

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>>50478604
I'm not sure if I should make a second post for decisions related to my roll, so I'll just make all those choices now.
>89-94: Eagleland/Earthbound
Evens: Twenty years.
Dubs: 81-88 Stay.

>Private Cabin
Home sweet home.
>New You
No one likes a neckbeard tourist.
>Fellow Traveler
I want to be the calm straight man to a goofy Hex Manic named Tabitha or Monica or something like that.
>The Power Of Love
Hex Maniac and I will probably need some spending money sooner or later.
>Family Trip
How strong would the bonds of someone who risked leaving all their friends and family behind be? Not very, I assume.

>Training Train: Psychic Powers
I'd prefer something a bit more like the Hogwarts or Polar Expresses myself, but this sounds pretty decent.

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>>50478604
This is a pretty good idea. Rolling is only obnoxious because it clutters the thread without contributing, and OP image mostly averts that.

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>>50481939
>roll your own adventures

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>>50482693

>I don't see why not

>>50482916
>Optional DLC
>as part of a longer CYOA (so no 'rolling' posts)
>If you chose one particular race
>And you don't want the Strength boost
>And you could roll offsite
Truly, the worst type of cancer.

>>50482883
>Giant Seahorse

If he can help me with my finances, or better yet make me rich? his kids would want for nothing.

Not to mention aiding other sentient seadwellers out there.

Would pick waifu but money is better than that shit in this case.

>>50482883
I'm a boring person, so I'll take the boring option (i.e. the Centaur).

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>>50482326
>Sharpshooter

>Items
-Composite bow
*Frost Enchantment
*Numbing Poison
-Great-cloak
*Life Enchantment
-Amulet

>Magic
-Invisibility
-celestial Arrow

>Companions
-Sabrina
-Morwenna
-Kyphia Sunleaf
-Wolf

I stealth-fully track down those who would dare destroy my precious forest with the aid of my magic and my wolf. Once we find our mark, my other companions will use their magic to turn the forest into a complex maze while I begin to shoot my enchanted and magically buffed arrows into them. the frost will slow them and ultimately freeze them, while the poison will make them clumsy and sleepy. They will die without feeling too much pain and without much resistance.

>>50483176
I always found her less 'boring' and more 'creepy.' Got those Stepford vibes, you know?

>>50478604
yeee boi

>>50483252
You don't understand. She's exactly what waifufags want. That's their ideal.

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>>50482326
>Shaman
>Belt of Knives
>Healing Vapours
>Alter Winds
>Arrow (Knife) Storm.
>Ancient Echos

>General Tachus and Gustav; get these boys some tree religion and help 'em acclimate to the woodlands.

>Old Woadstone Golem

>>50482887
>ride train to Paradise, stay forever
>better_than_expected.webm
Now that skelly has my ticket, time to choose upgrades:
> 10 Private Cabin
> 25 Adaptation
> 25 Family Trip
> 35 Whistle
> 00 Training Train

I turn into whatever shining beings inhabit Paradise, bring 20 willing family and friends with me, and stay forever. On top of that I have a comfy trip, git gud at a skill of my choice, and if anything goes horribly wrong I get to try it again. Pretty good!

>>50483252
>I always found her less 'boring' and more 'creepy.' Got those Stepford vibes, you know?
Eh. She'd clean and cook for me, would apparently put up with my bullshit, and she has a human upper body for hugs and kisses and other stuff. Plus I'm not certain I'm up to the challenge of caring for an animal, no matter how smart and/or sapient (and the Centaur would basically care for me instead).
>>50483454
>She's exactly what waifufags want. That's their ideal.
Not exactly my ideal, but whatever.

>>50483454
Don't be stupid. Speak for yourself if you absolutely need to express that idea.

>>50478604
eyyy

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>>50483454
Seems rather petty of you to assume that waifufags want perfect housewives.

I'll have you know I'm a scaly, fuck furry faggots and their horse pussies.

>>50483526
>reasons Centaur a best
I agree with this, actually. The problem is she's straight up better than the other options in a practical sense, and in an idealist sense she doesn't fit type; she basically exists as a protest option provided by the OP as passive-aggressive complaining (authentic or ironic, the detriment is the same).

Part of what makes a choice fun and meaningful is the context for that choice. Things like the setting, specific circumstances, and the options available.

>>50483597
I recognize that image series, it was adorbs.

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>>50478604
Paying a CYOA
>Adaptation 25
>New You 35
>Training train

>>50483597
>fuck... horse pussies
I think they agree with you on that one, anon.

>>50483597
>>50483628
My google-fu is weak. Got any keyword that can supplement the image search?

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>>50483649
>Go see aliens
>Can't leave
Well that sucks

>>50483662
check iqdb, it should be on the boorus.

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>>50482595
Then it was someone else, friend.

>>50483628
>I recognize that image series, it was adorbs.
I agree, and further claim that all three people in the pictures are cute (even the grumpy assistant).

>>50482326
Specialization: Wild Hunter

Items:
Amulet - Strength
Great cloak - Strength

Spells:
[Free]Wild Shape - Grizzly Bear/Tiger/Wolf
Invisibility
Healing Vapours
Flesh of Oak

Animal Companions:
Small White Cat

Yeah I'm just going to go full nude wearing only the amulet and great cloak for magical and physical protection respectively.
Grizzly bear + healing vapours + Flesh of Oak for maximum tanking needs
Tiger + invisibility for being stealthy and sneaky as well to pounce and maul people to death
Wolf + invisibility for traveling and tracking

And the cat for hilarious social commentary and for Cheshire/quantum shenanigans.

>>50483712
Neat

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>>50483597
>>50483628

Newest stuff is great too

>>50483628
Except for the part where a scientist is raping and taking advantage of what looks to be a retard, agreed.

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>>50483597
I'm not a scaly, but I'm certainly more attracted to reptilian monster girls.

>>50483931
gross

>>50484030

∞

>>50484065
You gay or somethin' son?

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>>50483957
>raping
Now you're exaggerating. The creature certainly doesn't look unhappy with whatever going on...

>>50483957
Never call something with an extended jawline a retard anon.

>>50483957
What makes you think the alien-girl has a subhuman intelligence? She might be as smart as or far smarter than humanity - she just doesn't understand our language or behaviors yet.

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>>50478604
Rolling

>>50484213
I thought she was an artificial creature made in a lab.

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>>50484166

I want to fuck them all

>>50484257
The tumblr tags and pixiv entry names indicate otherwise.

>>50484166
I do not believe the creature is capable of love or affection seeing as it is a reptile or similar, and they lack the ability to develop interpersonal bonds like mammals do (specifically humans)

>>50484309
How do you explain a full head of hair and her smile of happiness?

>>50484309
Anon we're talking about a xenos. You take the Terran biological rulebook and toss it out the window.

My Monster Hunter game project is going well. Finishing skills up and then I'm going to put up what I have for player review and ideas.

>>50484213

Non-humans always have subhuman intelligence. The commissar said so.

>>50484309
She's not a reptile, she's an extraterrestrial which resembles a terrestrial reptile. Expecting her to have a terrestrial reptilian psychology is like expecting a dinosaur to be physiologically identical to a lizard

>>50484309
Love and affection aren't really what make something rape or not rape. A dumb animal attraction resulting in submission isn't rape, and having sex with someone that loves and has affection for you is still rape if they don't want want sex right now.

>>50484359
>identical
I think you mean similar, which is a pretty valid starting point for analysis in both cases.

>>50484343
What's this?

>>50484387
Converting Monster Hunter CYOA into something playable. Currently working alone but hoping shown work will bring others onboard/generate ideas.

>>50484339
But for it to feel "affection" like humans it would need a evolutionary imperative to form bonds and If I am correct it lacks mammary glands which I would put forward as evidence that it would behave more like a reptile than a mammal.

>>50484368
That wasn't what I was debating I just don't think it "feels" like a human does

>>50481980
>Mystery boxes are stupid
You got it right
>you have to maintain balance between the factions in your own one to prevent a civil war from going out
>it will be revealed that you were an agent from the opposing side all along, with a goal to slowly change your group from the inside to stop the hostilities, or at least weaken and divide it (making you going for a civil war instead of preventing it
So by taking mystery box you lose because you made a good build without civil war, but civil war was your goal all along. What's the point?

That said i like the premise of the CYOA with building up the faction and such and would like to see it finished.

>>50484359
But it does resemble a terrestrial reptile

Even if it doesn't comply exactly with Terran standards the rules of nature still apply

>>50484429
If you jump halfway into a discussion on whether or not something constitutes rape or not without any disclaimers, there are going to be misunderstandings.

>>50484380
No, we thought they were a good reference point. Then we discovered dinosaurs were far closer to birds than reptiles, and reptiles were in fact a terrible reference point that led to countless erroneous conclusions.

>>50484450
S-sorry Anon

>>50484166
>rape
She's retarded and thus unable to give consent. Any sexual activity with the alien thing is rape.
>>50484213
She has exhibited zero signs of intelligence.

>>50484412
It would be nice if we could add another to the roster of actual cyoa games we've created.

>>50484413
What part of xenos did you miss? You can't trust any terran based biological directives towards mating, bonding and reproduction. For all we know it's ideal form of intercourse could be handholding.

>>50484449
Not in the slightest. It evolved in a completely different environment with completely different pressures and selection methods. We have no idea whether or not it's psychology even vaguely resembles a reptile, or if it's closer to literally anything else.

>>50484429

Yeah neither do "human" women but everyone acts like it.

>>50484413
I should elaborate on the mammaries argument

The fact that it lacks mammaries suggests that it doesn't care for its young, in the same way reptiles do not care for their young. This would suggest that it does not form interpersonal bonds like a mammal would

>>50484243
Well
(25) Adaptation
(60) Destination Choice (fantasy world:Avatar LOK World)
(15) Right track
Training train
Fuck this world im going to go be a water bender

>>50484479

Nigga it's a fucking drawing

>>50484513
I don't know if that makes sense to anybody else but it makes sense in my head

I might not be explaining it properly

>>50484513
Suggests but isn't probative. It might care for them in a different way, such as regurgitation, or secretions from another location on its body besides the teats we're familiar with.

>>50484513
The problem is that implicates it has similar reproductive methods or even similar rearing methods. For all we know she feeds her young by grinding up bits of prey and feeding it to them birb style.

We just don't know.

>>50484479
It doesn't resist at any point and gives no reason to suspect that it wants to resist

It's called "non verbal consent" humans do it a lot

>>50484492
I'll have the doc up in the next few hours with work so far.

>>50484567
I don't know anon, they've been doing a lot of dubiously consensual cuddling.

>>50484567
It also mimics human methods of affection once exposed to them, as well as using its own methods.

>>50484549
>>50484559
Yes I suppose your right

I wish people who come up with these weird alien species would explain how they work in depth, for me that's the best part of making up a new creature. Maybe I'm just autistic

>>50484492
>the spoiler

That's fucking disgusting man

>>50484456
A starting point is just that, an initial premise to facilitates research. Whether a premise is true or not is not as important as how useful it is going forward, including things like falsifiability.

Do you even scientific method?

>>50484605
Actually that's fine, your autism drives us to deepen out potential xenos. Foruming is the only way to ever get really solid xenos.

>>50484479
Sexual activity with a pocket pussy is not rape, even if it cannot give consent. Why? Because we don't consider it a person, and the concept of personhood is a part of the concept of rape.

Problem solved, fuck snek.

>>50484657

So wait, if I don't consider someone a person, that means it's not rape?

>>50484657
I'm torn between disdain and begrudging respect.

>>50484675
Technically yes, now we're moving into besto/xenophilia territory and I get off the fucking boat.

>>50484657
Pocket pussies are inanimate objects

We don't just consider them to be not people they aren't living organisms at all

>>50484689

Great! I'm just gonna go get a job as a not rapist now. This will be marvelous.

>>50484675
Hello, elves???

>>50484689
Thank you, that is a choice compliment.

>>50483754
>>50483771
Can I be a shadowmancer and a moodswinger?

>>50484701
So you think fucking a cantaloupe on the vine is rape?

Is non-Culling Monster Hunter discussion kosher?

Because I'd love it if Bliss made a fourth (or even fifth) page to flesh out the world a bit - stuff like
>Supernatural but harmless "threat 0" wildlife
>"Threat 6" creatures with names, their own legends, and the ability to fuck your shit up
>People of interest; mostly Hunters that are unusually strong or show off interesting power combinations or uses, but the occasional noteworthy shopkeeper or mayor
>Places of interest; mostly fleshing out the cities and other gathering places
>The other gods and goddesses who send champions to the Convergence
>Miscellaneous rulings and notes that don't fit anywhere else

>>50484412
>>50484584
I'll be waiting. If you need ideas in the meantime, I'd be willing to help.

>>50484701
Regardless, personhood is a part of our conception of rape. Further distinctions beyond that line aren't pertinent to the discussion.

>>50484635
There needs to be a xenos-designer cyoa

Fuck it I'll make one; any suggestions

>>50484747
Please don't make it Lewd.

>>50484711

Elves don't exist though

>>50484724
No because cantaloupes are plants; they can't think or feel

It's debatable wether or not animal fucking is rape because animals can think and feel but they themselves don't have a concept of rape

>>50484747
>>50484771

Make it lewd. Add handholding.

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>>50484689
>discussion revolves around fucking an alien
>thinks we were only just then moving into xenophilia territory

>>50484771
It will have to be

Not every species is parthenogenetic

>>50484634
Do you? Because "it has scales, so let's assume it's psychologically similar to another creature with scales until proven otherwise" is like the opposite of science. That's how you get people saying "its skull looks like a lizard, so we're going to assume it's scaled and cold-blooded."

>>50484790

Just because they don't have a concept of rape doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

>>50484776
Elves as a concept definitely exist. Unless you want to say that intangible things like Mathematics don't exist, either.

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>>50484747
pls am gib waifus

>>50484747
If you do it then look at basic aspects.
>Home-world setting (High/low grav environment, lighting, gas make up, temperatures)
>Biological functions (Diet, Sleeping patterns, mating practices, treatment of young, intelligence)
>Physical characteristics (Ranging from similar to human design to lovecraftian colours out of space)
>Interaction (How does the designer interact with said species?)

Done right this could be a really neat cyoa with solid repost value.

>>50484819
I don't fuck non-sapients anon. Get the sexy space goat away from me.

>>50484819

I think he just meant bestiality.

>>50484635
Honestly I was just happy to be part of a discussion that didn't centre around what counts as a futa

>>50484834

How do I fuck elves? How do I fuck mathematics?

Same thing.

>>50484827
Falsifiable assumptions are part of the scientific method. And, yes, working from your assumptions in order to prove or disprove them forms the core of the scientific method.

It's not assumptions that are unscientific, but what you do or don't do with them.

>>50484730
All ideas are welcome. Right now I'm just sorting skills and trying to attach specific bonuses to skills that don't give flat stat bonuses. Currently not accounting for Culling since Wild Hunt comes first. Should blink have any combat effects? Currently it serves as runaway if things aren't looking good.

>>50484855
Honestly Pseudo dicks are more trouble then they're worth most of the time. No reason to make it a thing unless it's heavily implicated.

>>50484872
> He hasn't bent Algebra over a table and made it his bitch

>>50484872
>How do I fuck elves? How do I fuck mathematics?
With your mind, dummy.

>>50484840
>I don't fuck non-sapients
If it's sapient enough to communicate, it's sapient enough to consent.

>>50484855

Have girl? Good. Add dick. Ta-dah. Futa. Dicks + vagina + ass. Obviously. Balls optional. I think.

>>50480809
Given an infinite amount of practice time, you can become a god at anything.

In the Chill Zone, you have an infinite amount of practice time, procrastination-on-practice time, and actually-practicing time.

No. The advice AI or summoned companions who are really good at whatever you're doing can really help you out, though.

>>50484919
No man you're doing it. Don't do it. Every stupid fucking argument of this caliber is started by someone making a statement that seems simple and obvious to them and is yet rabidly and furiously hated by others.

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I don't think this has been posted for a while

Don't click unless you are willing to take responsibility

>>50484918
> The space goat looks at you with sultry 'fuck me' eyes

>>50484899

But I'm not a telepath.

>>50484935
Kino's a good pupper.

>>50484919
Balls are not optional

Not if you're not a plebeian anyway

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>>50484918
>>50484937

>>50484935
Gotta go with Freddy. I mean, how bad can Dog Heaven be?

>>50484937
>it breathes!

>>50484935
Poor, poor Diego. Guess I'll pick him. Sounds useful and if he already knows I may as well take advantage of that. Plus I'll give him lots of treats and walks and stuff dogs like.

>>50484978

I dunno, can't say I care much anyway.

>>50484889
If you have a counter/reaction mechanic (which would definitely be a buff to Skill), it could dodge most anything.

>>50484309
See, you're wrong for two reasons.

1. We know for sure that many birds are also capable of interpersonal bonds.

2. Recent studies in reptile psychology have promising results in regards to monitor lizards and related groups. These lizards seem to be capable of interpersonal bonds, dreaming, and other indicators of higher (compared to most animals) cognition.

It's not just a mammal thing, anon. Mammals are just the smartest animals in general so it's most common there.

Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if something like a koala is incapable of this kind of thing because of how dead stupid they are.

>>50484986
It's not so bad being surrounded by good puppers.

>>50484927
Not true. 10 years of experience making the same mistakes will not make you god-like at anything. Not all infinite series will reach 100. You could just get worse and worse, or reach a local maximum and think you had made it, and stop.

People wouldn't necessarily make good use of infinite time for the same reasons they don't necessarily make good use of their regular lifespans; we naturally get distracted, enter destructive patterns, or decide to do something else.

>>50485002
Fucking koalas Jesus Christ

This thread is especially full of stupid conversations lately.

>>50485020
That doesn't matter. Given an infinite amount of time, anything that can happen will happen. It's just an inevitable conclusion of the quantum world we live in.

>same mistakes
That's why you have the fucking AI and companions, anon.

>>50485027
I'd like to see what you think is a meaningful conversation if you think astrobiology is stupid

>>50485025
Every mammal from the most primitive to the most derived has evolved to be relatively intelligent and adaptable as a survival strategy, explaining the complete dominance of mammalia in almost every land niche.

And then there's koalas. Kolas who have no seti at all and just sit there easting poison leaves all day. A complete embarrassment.

>>50485002
Australia is the place we send Evolution's mistakes.

>>50484999
I have combat running simultaneously with a pretty simple hit/miss mechanic. I'm afraid to give it a "dodge any attack" power.

>>50483728
That's cool, is it finished? How does Boki look like?

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Who else here /Hatesgenericfamtasytolkienshitthatfillsupthesethreads/?

>>50484940
That's okay. You don't need telepathy to fuck something with your mind.

>>50485020

It's probably more because no matter what they do, it'll all be for nothing in the end. So why even fucking bother?

>>50485062
Why are all the niggers in Africa and America then?

>>50484935

All good dogs except Herb.
Fuck him.
The rest, I would adopt them all if possible. Even Mark.

>>50485062

I thought it was a prison colony or something?

>>50485094
>generic famtasy tolkien shit

If I could erase one meme from this blighted earth...

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You're just jelly because you don't have your own alien qt to cuddle with.

Also people are either overlooking or intentionally ignoring the fact that while the attitude of scientist and the creature is no doubt affectionate, there's no indication it should be sexual.

>>50485094
I actually don't understand why anyone would make another one, but regardless it seems like someone does every few weeks and they always ends up forgotten because of how painfully generic and inventive they always are.

I can understand fantasy with a twist or a special motif or something, but just regular tolkein shit seems like such a bore.

>>50485096

Alright, but what if I wanna fuck elves with my dick?

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>>50485137
RAGING LESBO ALIENS

>>50485140
I know. They're all the same. Pick companions, special items, maybe setting. Rinse and repeat. I seriously don't understand who enjoys them.

>>50485126
Yeah, okay

>>50485002
Also, while this isn't an emotional bond, it's something neat I like sharing with people.

Did you know that most common house dwelling cockroaches have a system where the roaches group up into pairs, which generally explore, hunt for food, and sleep next to each other? But most impressive of all, when one member of a pair dies, the other cockroach will slow activity, moving and feeding much less than before.

>>50485174

>cockroaches

Fuck's sake

Someone post that fuck CYOA

>>50485161
> My boss keeps making out with the test subject
> I could have gotten a raise if she didn't keep buying the damn thing clothes
> My feet hurt
> Why am I always surrounded by dykes?
> I miss Reykjavik
> All the mutton tastes bad around here

>>50485045
>Given an infinite amount of time, anything that can happen will happen.
>It's just an inevitable conclusion of the quantum world we live in.
So given an infinite amount of time, the universe with both permanently succumb to entropy, and escape it? You are trying to apply the principles other people have come up with without bothering to fully understand them. Causality can lead to stagnant states, even with an infinite universe with infinite time.

The time in the chill zone is finite, but if you don't have the starting materials there to derive a particular state, you can't reach it ever.

>>50485094
I know that face: it is the face that realizes that his school social life is officially dead.

Man, people in middle/high school are little shits.

>>50484790
>plants can't feel
Yeah, well alraunes don't like you either! Hmph!

>>50485226

I've never gotten what's so wrong about that picture

>>50485226
I found that middleschool was definitely the worst. People in highschool are less likely to go out of their way to fuck with someone they don't know outside of their clique.

>So given an infinite amount of time, the universe with both permanently succumb to entropy, and escape it?
Yes, actually. Entropy decreases are not forbidden by thermodynamics. It's just very unlikely.

But any nonzero chance, given an infinite amount of time, will at one point become true.

Very interesting stuff when you consider the implications of how that would come about. I imagine that's why we're finding evidence of a cyclical universe, going from Bang to where we are now to heat death and back. All very cool stuff.

>>50485195
Which CYOA? Is there a CYOA about instinctive cockroach behaviors that happen to resemble the bonding found in higher animals?

>>50485094
>>50485126
Generally the most bored are the most boring, as a general rule.

>>50485253

Nah, it was bugdom or some shit. There was this female cockroach that looked kinda hot or whatever.

Goddamnit I hate cockroaches.

>>50484771
>Please don't make it Lewd.
What I think every time someone says they're making a CYOA (that and "please don't make it comfy")

>>50485247
whoops meant to reply to >>50485203

Anyway, yeah.
>without bothering to fully understand them
Don't worry, I've passed "mount stupid" already and passed through the valley. I've been studying physics since I was very little. It's a hobby of mine.

Now if you really wanted to make a good argument, you would have stated that it's more likely that someone in the Chill Zone would get tired of practicing, exit the Zone, and die while outside the Zone than it is that they would spend an infinite amount of time practicing.

>>50484981
That cantaloupe is a virgin.

>>50485263
>haha unless you enjoy what i enjoy you're a SQUARE!

sure pal

>>50485247
You don't know what "permanent" means, do you? The fact that decreases in entropy are possible in some conditions doesn't mean that they are possible in all conditions.

>>50484747
On the topic of format; I think I should make it text based (think along the lines of travellers tale)

It just seems simpler than making a pic based cyoa. On top of the fact I have no experience with cyoa making I have no idea how to use the software involved. I know some people have suggested pixlr but I still don't know how to use it

Microsoft word however; that I can work with

>>50485290
Not what I was getting at, but whatever.

>>50485270
Does the fact that I told you something cute about cockroaches make you react by hating cockroaches even more? I love that kind of reaction.

I even forgot to mention that cockroach pairs like to groom each other.

>>50485310
that's exactly what you were getting at

generic fantasy trash is dull imho and i'm not dull for pointing it out

>>50485234
I don't know what Kingdom alraunes belong to but they ain't plants mang

>>50485315

That was not cute at all. Cockroaches are scum, and they'll always be scum.

>>50485237
The biggest notable thing seems to be the Guy Fawkes/Anonymous shirt he has on, but also not that he stands out like a sore thumb with his white striped tye-dye hoodie and white pants.

I'm not sure if this is accurate, but this kid might've been a tryhard aiming to stick out in the crowd and be popular, only for the opposite effect to occur.

>>50485326
That's racist

>>50484065
Fuck you.

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>>50485326

>>50485305
Well text based is always a good place to start to lay out basic ideas and concepts, and to make editing much easier.

>>50485326
Give it a nuclear apocalypse and a few centuries man.

>>50485348
>Give it a nuclear apocalypse and a few centuries man.
>Anon is scheming to create roachfus

>>50485315
Not that anon, but one time I say a roach clean it's legs.
It even lifted up it's back legs one at a time like a goddamn dog.

Weirdness aside, if you've ever had to deal with roaches you know they're nasty, disgusting animals, full of disease and shitting everywhere.
They're vermin, like rats and mice, but worse.

>>50485294
Listen.

I'm trying to be nice, here. There is no "permanent" state for the universe. Even if you were to make the universe have absolutely no energy within it besides heat at all (thus, the "heat death"), the universe can still get out of that state.

>The fact that decreases in entropy are possible in some conditions doesn't mean that they are possible in all conditions
They are possible in all conditions.
You're not thinking on the right scale, here. If I have a salt shaker where the bottom half is salt and the top half is filled with pepper, and I shake it, what is the chance that after a shake, the salt will still be ALL in one half and the pepper would still be ALL in the other?

Close to zero. However, there is still a chance, and given an infinite amount of shakes, you will get back to that state of reduced entropy

>what about all that entropy you've created through the heat of your muscles shaking the shaker
Doesn't matter. You're thinking on the wrong scale. The WHOLE universe is a giant salt shaker, and it's constantly shaking on its own. Think about it like that.

>but the chances are astronomically low
Yes, they are. Still, it is nonzero.

Anyway, I won't reply anymore because I don't want this to become like the other thread where people got banned but suffice it to say you should take a look at some more literature on the subject.

>>50485323
>if I project my own failings on people, I can tell them what they think and what they meant
>I'll always be right!
I'm not even that guy, but you should know you're being a huge ass right now.

>>50485064
It would both cost mana and take some sort of opposed Skill test to trigger.

Maybe you have a sort of poker system, where players (and monsters) allocate an amount of Skill to perform each action, then reveal actions from most to least investment? I dunno.
You'd want something reasonably complex, at least.

>>50485348
I could always come back to it later if/when I figure out how to make a pic based cyoa

>>50485371
>my own failings
>because i dislike something you like

right, okay

all i said was i dislike the generic fantasy that fills this thread, it was you who started shit by calling me boring

>>50485359
I wasn't even thinking roachfu, more like roach corgis and roach shibas. The roachfu will take a few centuries.

>>50485382
Well just having a text version finished means anyone can pick it up. But I leave it in your hands.

>>50485370
OK, you got me. How does a closed universe get out of heat death?

>>50485369
I have, but as a biologist I also know that cockroach are obsessively cleanly. They groom themselves constantly to avoid disease and infection.

They say a cockroach is only as dirty as the surface it is standing on, because everything down to the design of its carapace is adapted to keep bacteria and filth from sticking to it. It's just that they happen to inhabit dirty places.

However, as disgusting as it would be to eat a cockroach or its droppings (I myself accidentally drank one once, was gagging all day), the cockroach itself isn't going to make you sick.

>>50485388
Dude, I like scifi and comfy shit. There's that projection coming through again.

And can we not do the "everyone who disagrees with me is one person" thing? I'm a pretty boring person and seeing you fall into that trap is boring for me.

>>50485324
What, next are you going to say arachne aren't arachnids or that harpies aren't birds? You can't just go around objecting to someone's racial idenity! Er, that is, the identity of their race, not the race as which they prefer to identify.

>>50485247
God I hate it when liberal arts majors think they understand science or mathematics.

>>50485401

Remember kids, on the internet, nobody knows you're a cockroach.

Nobody.

>>50485416
what are you even talking about?

i literally just said i hate how much fantasy clogs up this thread and now you're going on about projection. you're grasping at straws here

>>50485376

Are we playing fucking card games now?

>>50485430
>anon is secretly a cockroach
>he mentions how he drank a cockroach once
BRUTAL

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>>50485369
>rats
>vermin

How dare you, sir?

>>50485517
>sitting on the table to eat
>not vermin
Pick one.

>>50485419
Yes I am going to say that because they both have mammary glands, making them mammal

That, or they're some kind of xenos abomination

>>50485450
You think I'm some guy who ticked you off earlier.
You think that because my disagreement with you comes from a certain limited wordview that is worth attacking.
You think I "started shit".

That's all textbook psychological projection, dude. Shifting the blame to others by assuming they have the traits that you don't want to face in yourself, in this case namely:

You seem to be ticking people off right now.
Your disagreements with other people seem to come from a certain limited worldview that is worth attacking.
You seem perfectly willing to "start shit", and did so in this very thread.

Can someone post or link to the cyoa making tip images?

Also, Gimp is recommended right? I have no knowledge about anything but want to give it a go.

>>50484730
So a lore page without actual choices?

>>50485572
NO ROLLING REEEEEE

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>>50485395
For one, we don't even know if the heat death will happen in the way we think it might. It's just one possible fate. Take a look here, it's very interesting:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultimate_fate_of_the_universe

Secondly, we don't know. Are you asking me to give you a concrete answer? No one really can do that, much less me.
If you want alternative fates for the universe, the term "Cyclic Model" will be of use to you. There are several theories on the subject. Just off the cuff, I can say that there's a theory that, if all matter turns into pure radiation (which is consistent with Heat Death), then nothing has any distance scale associated with it anymore, and the universe "automatically" falls back into a state of singularity, whereby the Big Bang happens all over again.

Another neat theory is LQC, but I won't really get into that here. This is for posting CYOAs, not discussing physics.

>>50485428
good thing I'm an engineering major.

Anyway, posting a favorite of mine, since it's thematically appropriate.

>>50485517

REMOVE NONHUMAN

>>50485586
Last I heard, they were in the pastebin. See >>50479083 for the link, since current op was too much of a fag.

>>50485376
That's a lot of effort. A lot of the gameplay is on the players' end. While running the game I'll mostly be in charge of recording players' points and ranks based on what they do during a season. Because part of the game requires players to step in with varying levels of comprehension and investment, that seems like something difficult to implement.

>>50485586
Look in the pastebin, it has more than just links to CYOA archives. I don't have any of those images on hand, so yeah.

GIMP is okay but you can use anything really. I tried GIMP but personally found its capacity for proper text editing too limited. I intend to try out Photoshop.

>>50485536
The table is human-sized. It'd be impossible for a rat to eat on a table like that without sitting on it.

No, friend, you'll need a rat-sized table for proper manners.

>>50485625
I hope the Mad Chenchen is the BBEG

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>>50485566
No, you're just a delusional narcissist. You see my self defense as 'shifting the blame'. You're the one here with a massive fucking victim complex.

I just stated I hate how much fantasy cyoas clog up this thread, but you seem to see any negative comment as some kind of exposal of pure evil, you melodramatic, pretentious shit

>>50485174
Awww.
I still want cockroaches removed from the planet but that's cute.
>>50485517
That's a fat cute mouse.

>>50485566
Oh, and to be a bit more direct

>You seem to be ticking people off right now.
People are allowed to dislike shit. My responses to you are in my defence.

>Your disagreements with other people seem to come from a certain limited worldview that is worth attacking.
stop disliking things i like: the post

>You seem perfectly willing to "start shit", and did so in this very thread.
I just had a one sentence rant, just saying i wish they didn't clutter up the thread so much. If you think that's starting shit, you've got to get a grip.

>>50485597
>one possible fate
That's kind of my point. Some states are outcomes, and you can only have one outcome for one iteration no matter if you spend infinite time on that iteration. If you lose a game of tic-tac-toe with no time limit, no amount of staring at the board will make you win that game instead. If you want to argue "well quantum theory says that all of the individual ink molecules might happen to tunnel their way into making Xs into Os, don't you think you are getting kind of away from meaningful game discussion?

If you can't outline a believable scenario or mechanism for an escape from heat death, you're basically just saying "anything's possible, I don't know," which doesn't really cut it for me.

The existence of a cyclical modal doesn't change anything; either the universe cyclical, or it isn't. You can't have both outcomes, even with quantum theory.

>>50485517
Rats are much nicer than hamsters.

>>50485517
Rats are cute.
When they're pets.
You don't want to deal with a wild rat.
I had a couple rats outside my house for a while. They were well kempt, almost looked like squirrels with naked tails.
I would have lived and let live, but I found out that they were almost certainly carrying a disease that could hurt or kill me or my pets, but the rats were basically immune to it.
So I set a few traps and killed them.

Accidentally got a little bird too, but how was I supposed to know birds like peanut butter?

>>50485586
Do you have any image editing experience? I wouldn't recommend GIMP if you don't, as it has a relatively steep learning curve and I find it rather limiting.

I would honestly rather use the free version of PS CS2. If you plan on making simple CYOAs without elegant designs, then you could probably use something like Paint.net.

So, are we doing the MH rpg?

>>50485731
The free version of photoshop lacks many of the features you use. It has less functionality than modern gimp.

>>50485657
>any negative comment as some kind of exposal of pure evil
And you think I'm the delusional, pretentious one? lol

>People are allowed to dislike shit.
This goes both ways, genius.
>stop disliking things i like: the post
It's just a reversal of what you've said, remember? Were you not paying attention?
>one sentence rant
You honestly think that length is a defense against the accusation that you're starting shit? Holy actual fuck...

>>50485750
Then just fucking pirate it. Jesus christ.

>>50485758
Dude, give it up. He's determined not to understand.

>>50485750
>>50485764
My argument is that CS2 is still a great learning program, and that if you decide to upgrade one way or another, you'll be in a familiar environment.

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>>50485702
>If you want to argue "well quantum theory says that all of the individual ink molecules might happen to tunnel their way into making Xs into Os, don't you think you are getting kind of away from meaningful game discussion?
No. I think that's totally valid. I wouldn't underestimate the autismos here who would literally never leave their Zone.

>The existence of a cyclical modal doesn't change anything; either the universe cyclical, or it isn't. You can't have both outcomes, even with quantum theory.
Well then you're just reducing this to a difference of opinion. Neither of us can conclusively argue one way or the other for simply the lack of evidence.

One thing is for sure, though: Heat Death is a meme. When you realize how many other possibilities are out there, you understand that heat death is only as well-known as it is because it represents an easy-to-understand and truly horrifying scenario that anyone from normie to autismo to Ein-fucking-stein himself would be scared shitless about, barring the ultimate nihilists that would actually welcome a state of perpetual uselessness

However, I do have one ace up my sleeve:
The Chill Zone doesn't experience Heat Death, no matter what the "true" nature of the universe is, so your points about this don't matter in this context.

You really do have an infinite amount of time do practice your guitar or whatever.

>>50485750
Just pay the fucking 3k dollars, sheesh.
Or do the thing you do when you illegally watch your chinese cartoons.

>>50485702
>>50485597
think of it this way, guys. consider entropy as "S = k ln w" instead of "S = Q/T" and it all falls into place.

>>50485758
>And you think I'm the delusional, pretentious one? lol
don't flip this. you're the one who acted as if saying i hate fantasy cyoas, then defending myself is some kind of projection. you're trying to state any negative points i make about you are ones i don't want to see in myself, failing to realize the irony of that is you're doing exactly that right now by essentially saying 'nuh uh, that's you because you said something mean online'

>This goes both ways, genius.
Hating other's opinions is not the same thing, as it's attacking someone for saying their opinion.

>It's just a reversal of what you've said, remember? Were you not paying attention?
defending myself is not the same thjing as you deliberately going out of your way to say 'your tastes and opinions are shit'

>You honestly think that length is a defense against the accusation that you're starting shit? Holy actual fuck...
boo hoo, i stated i didn't like something on the internet. i don't wanna sound edgy, but grow some fucking balls and stop rushing to take offence in everything unless it's perfectly worded to specifically state you mean no harm.

>>50485456
I was thinking something like
>Round starts
>Everybody has a number of d10s equal to their Skill
>People individually decide their first actions, and allocate a number of d10s to them
>Then, they all reveal their actions and roll their d10s
>Actions are resolved in descending order of Skill roll totals
>Some sort of reaction goes here; maybe you need to beat some initiative score to block their attack in time
>Go back and bet with the remaining dice until no combatants have dice remaining

>>50485625
Yeah, it is way more complicated than it sounds like you want, though.

>>50485592
Yes.

Green is an alien-ish colour right?

>>50485830
>Well then you're just reducing this to a difference of opinion. Neither of us can conclusively argue one way or the other for simply the lack of evidence.
This isn't the case when you're speaking in terms of axiomatic adequately self-defined truths. 2+2=4 is valid as a concept even if we don't have 4 things on hand to actually carry out the experiment.

>The Chill Zone doesn't experience heat death
Heat death was just to show that even with quantum theory, closed systems can reach equilibrium states because of the lack of outside energy. Even if not all people will reach such a suboptimal equilibrium (and thus never reach the true maximum of a given discipline), it is possible and even probable that some will.

>>50485833
But Q/T = klnw

>>50485592
Lore helps to inform choices, or makes the setting more interesting. There's a point where lore becomes textwall, but if it's well done I won't complain.

>>50485911
I prefer dusky red for the mars soil effect that it gives.

Grey is for referencing 80s alien movie culture

Blue is for xenophilia and desire to waifu aliens

Yellow, especially bright yellow, is pure off the wall fucking insanity better get ready for the race war my fellow human.

Green is like a tie in between grey movie references and the idealism of a bright future promised in the sixties via the space program. Which creates a feeling of unease and fear mingling with hope.

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>>50485843
>I don't know what projection means
>but you are definitely doing it

>people are allowed to dislike things
>except my opinions

>it's not cool to say that my tastes and opinions are shit!
>but when I do it to a lot of people at once, it's freedom of expression!

>when you say something I don't like, it's starting shit
>when I do the same to you, you should grow some balls

>>50485944
That's why they're both correct frameworks to consider from, while providing a diverse perspective from which to solve problems.

>>50486010
Yeah, nice false equivalence.

>I don't know what projection means
>but you are definitely doing it
You're the one twisting definitions here


>people are allowed to dislike things
>except my opinions
Yes. Freedom of speech, though everyone must respect and show tolerance to other views. This is a near universal rule.

>it's not cool to say that my tastes and opinions are shit!
>but when I do it to a lot of people at once, it's freedom of expression!
I said I hate tolkien cyoas, not that other people aren't allowed to enjoy them.

>when you say something I don't like, it's starting shit
>when I do the same to you, you should grow some balls
Because you pulled shit out of nowhere.

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So this pervy superperson cyoa got uploaded a thread or two ago, and I saved it for later perusal. I'm a little unclear--do you have to choose an adversary/ally status for all of the options, or just pick as you like?

>>50486053
Freedom of speech means everybody has the right to express their opinions, the expression of opinions should be respected and tolerated not the opinions themselves.

You can say as much shit as you want, but it doesn't mean people are going to stop and worship your shit. Its just a pile of shit.

>>50486053
Hey not to step between you two love birds but you know that tolerating and disliking are not mutually exclusive? You don't have to accept an opinion to tolerate it.

And I hate to say it but they are pretty much spot on with most of the things they said (I just scanned though). Plus some of the things that were over my head, I looked it up and it meant exactly what they seemed to use it for, so...

Maybe calm down and don't make this your personal crusade / hill to die on?

>>50486074
>Freedom of speech means everybody has the right to express their opinions, the expression of opinions should be respected and tolerated not the opinions themselves.
I'm not asking for you to love or agree with me, I'm saying I should be able to state I dislike something and not be attacked for it. That's not about the content of my opinion, that's an attack on the idea of expressing it itself.

>>50486090
I'm not saying he's not allowed to disagree with me, but if he were, he'd be arguing about why fantasy cyoas are good, not just stating me disliking them makes me a bad person.

>>50486070
Just pick as you like.

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>>50486053
>I said I hate tolkien cyoas
Does anyone HAVE any tolkien cyoas? Not high fantasy cyoas (because they're so lel garbage), but actual literal J. R. R. Tolkien cyoas?

Because I would play the shit out of that right now.

>>50486090
>>50486122
This is /cyoa/, not /autisticslapfight/.

>>50486140
nope, just trashy rip offs blended with generic jrpgs

>>50486148
There's a difference? I bet you're a dirty pro-culler.

>>50486150
>sad.ogg

>>50486159
IIRC that debate ended pretty decisively in the last couple of threads, didn't it?

>>50486140
You can visit the Jumpchain thread, I know they have a LOTR jump in their folder somewhere.

>>50486174
It more or less fizzled out since all anti-culler arguments are just answered with "Don't fucking do it if you don't want to then"

>>50486185
>Jumptrash
dropped

Hey it's the guy working on the xeno-designer cyoa

Seriously, I need suggestions I've never done this before and although I have an idea of what to do I could really use the advice

Or, you know, you could just go without your custom waifus

>>50485804
Yo sandra, how's the OC going? Shitposting seems fine as of last thread

>>50486195
That's not how I remember it ending... after going back and reading, that's definitely not how it happened lol.

Anti-culling sentiment just kind of evaporated after every single nightmare scenario they had was demonstrated to be either invalid, or no more likely than opposing scenarios with more reasonable, playable scenarios being the most likely and requiring the fewest non sequitur assumptions.

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I need help balancing this

What are some things that stick out as broken?

>>50486249

>>50486195
>Are ANSWERED with

>>50486249
The culling argument kind of fizzled out when people started trying to figure out how to counter Bomb Guy's build.

>>50486255
>What are some things that stick out as broken?
Whatever program you used to horizontally compress those images.

>>50486261
I'm saying most of the answers were arguments other than "don't play if you don't like it".

>>50486255
>What are some things that stick out as broken?
Upon scanning the portraits, I don't want to partner with a single fucking one of them. And not even so obviously that it's an obvious intention of the thing.

>>50486238
What have you got so far, bud? We all must begin somewhere.

>>50486255
You need more help than just balancing lol

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>>50485596
I apologise. Here, have my favorite CYOA.

>>50486330
>>50486314
>>50486283
It's just a joke picture I made for my friends
but they were all so upset with the traits they were given

But yeah it has real issues formatwise

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>>50486354

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>>50486372

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>>50486386