/kdg/ Kingdom Death General

Does anyone know when I should expect my order from the black friday sale to ship?

Lazy OP edition
>>50453476
For the kingdomdeath website store's black friday, I'd expect about a week from now. The busy times take longer to get everything sent out.

Reposted, cause whatever.

So, that Gold Smoke Knight change...

Who else thinks that there's going to be an expansion featuring The King with a new campaign that replaces the Gold Smoke Knight as the final boss? We already know he has a mold made for The King. We already know the tagline for this campaign is "They Await The King". And this is the perfect time to design these two encounters to be interchangeable to a degree.

I really, really want to get into Kingdom Death and give it a try, but the other members of my gaming group have made it into one big fucking joke about "the penis monster game."

For over a goddamn year now, every reference to Kingdom Death in my game group has been someone bringing it up out of the blue to talk about how it's "gross anime shit" or how the guys behind it "raised millions of dollars to sell people their guro fetish art" and it's made the fact that I find the game both aesthetically and mechanically interesting my secret shame.

The 1.5 kickstarter seems like the perfect oppontunity to jump on board and finally play the game, but I know that if I actually proposed trying it out all my gaming friends would think I was some sort of degenerate. Does anyone know how I might get sell my group on giving it a try without getting shouted down with their stupid fucking "lol boob and penis bird" shit?

>>50453508
Ok, was just wondering. Thanks, Anon. I should've picked up more than the one model, could've used it for the secret santa. :/

What armor set is most comfy?

>>50453520
Does anyone remember what he said in the old updated about things being finished? I mean, if they actually made all those plastic Scribe and King models and it was just the rules Poots wasn't satisfied with, then surely there'd be no reason not to release them here in some way or another.

>>50453550
Screaming Fur, White Lion or Phoenix probably. All warm and fuzzy suits.

>>50453545
Get a group that isn't full of morons.

>>50453545
Have you tried finding a gaming group that isn't made up of autistic normies?

But for real, if they can't be adult enough to at least try the fucking game after you ask them nicely, fuck them. There are plenty of worse fucking things I can think of that KD. Hell, no one bats an eye when vidiya games do this shit. See Bayonetta, God of War, etc.

>>50453550
Though Gorm may well be very comfy if you're wearing the Gorm undersuit.

>>50453545
The game is best played with 2 or 3 people. Find one or two other people who aren't complete cads and play it with them.

>>50453569
I'm scrolling through the updates for the original kickstarter and just came across this image https://ksr-ugc.imgix.net/assets/001/991/140/1ab74a3a7b4f2d6d984c89acec83d68e_original.jpg?w=639&fit=max&v=1399720918&auto=format&q=92&s=eeeee102b57db230df8c09f5ea96b21d which has the full King miniature including sprue. So yeah, at least for that they made a sprue for it. Probably Scribe too, but I'm not there yet in the archive crawl.

>>50453545
If they're all PC 14 year olds that cannot frame sexual themes in any other way than fetishism then there's not much you can do.
Maybe talk about the obvious similarities to Dark Souls?

>>50453508
>Lazy OP edition
Do it yourself next time.

>>50453545
I just busted it out and told everyone we were playing. After reading the tutorial people thought it was a bit silly but went with it. Then they started getting decapitated and the laughter stopped.

The biggest hurdle for me was getting fags to play with the women models because they're better mechanically.

>>50453628
>they're better mechanically
Non-player here, how so?

>>50453606
Huh, can't remember seeing that before. All props to them for refunding us rather than just shoving out the model and half-arsed rules, but I wish we'd gotten the option of just buying the model at a discount or something then.

>>50453667
There's events that specifically target male survivors. Females are more likely to live through them.

>>50453589
Gorm Suit looks stinky and sticky, not very comfy.

>>50453589
[Latex fashion excitement intensifies]

>>50453704
What are those Events? Spoil me.
The only one I encountered was Satan visiting the settlement and making all males love sick and all females mad jelly.

>>50453672
Found the scribe.
https://ksr-ugc.imgix.net/assets/002/616/047/c59d3e77445121cb50e82bd1ce3dd25b_original.jpg?w=639&fit=max&v=1411283358&auto=format&q=92&s=1e9c7ca1a214a0682a443cbfd944d38d

And yeah, props to Poots for not shipping something he wasn't 100% certain was good.

>>50453704
It kinda evens out with the chance for female deaths due to the frequency of engaging in Intimacy, since mothers die more often than fathers.

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>>50453725
Image Related is the regeneration suit.
It serves as an underlayer for the Gorm Armour, it has no official model, only a pinup, which actually is included in the Gorm expansion.
It looks really comfy.

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>>50453545
I got my girlfriend to play it in spite of her apprehensions by telling her that the Slenderman was in the game as an official expansion.

"Anon, that's a very specific situation," you might say, but it's more useful advice that you might think: while you probably do not have an autistic gf with a special interest that causes her to obsess over characters from internet creepypastas, you probably have friends in your gaming group that have other interests beyond tabletop games and being prudes about penises. There's a lot of stuff in this game that looks like its straight out of Dark Souls, and people fucking love Dark Souls. Play up how much the game looks and feels like Dark Souls when you aren't using the monsters with obvious genitalia and see where that takes you.

>>50453745
There's 100~ random events, I can't remember them all and I'm not about to go through them. Suffice to say there's multiple instances where having a cock will get you ded.

>>50453767
That's another reason why you play Harem Mode with a shit ton of woman to use as baby factories.

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>>50453767
Men are more expendable, yes. Just don't go overboard.

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>>50453550
Nightmare Ram armor 100%

>>50453805
Anon, is there more of this? This is golden.

>>50453820
What is the purpose of the Nightmare Ram having such a criminal booty?

One question, the armor sets make complete models, or are they just aditional bits to slap onto some generic survivors which you have justa a few of?

>>50453856
He does lots of squats.

>>50453865
Each armour set gives you 4 more survivors, 2 male and 2 female. Plus the armour and weapons to equip them.

There's some exceptions, for example the DBK only comes with 2 survivors. Phoenix comes with 2 extras in the "Intimacy Couple" and the Gorm comes with;
>>50453780
This pin up for free. In addition to the armour sets.

>>50453843
Just this one as far as I know.

>>50453749
That scribe sprue gives me phoenix assembly flashbacks with all those arms that make up the throne.

>Assembly guide to be posted online
sure it will poots

>>50453865
You can actually mix every armor piece with everything else.
Like for example give one dude rawhide boots, lion skirt, antelope helmet and so on.

>>50453865
Yea, 4 models for most of them, plus tons of extras.

>>50453915
Bummer. I always love a little dumb humor interspersed in my horrific nightmare realms. That brief moment of levity just makes the horrific reality all the more soul crushing.

>>50453865
>>50453891
Another exception is the Dragon King, with 2 additional "People of the Dragon" included, and I believe the Sunstalker has 2 additional "civilian" models as well.

>>50453408
>46 on the gambler's chest is the king.

>>50453921
>Assembly guide to be posted online
>sure it will poots
Lol he just directs people to Vibrant Lantern.

Poots is a bit of a goof.

Jesus fuck when will he post the next update

>>50453945
That WOULD explain why he cheated the roll, I guess.

>>50453945
>They Await the King... and must Await until the end of the KS.

Really though you'd think something worthy of cheating would be on 00 (or 01 I guess) and not something with a 3-count hit range. I'd bet it's something that augments another element that hasn't been revealed yet (Like a Ram Armor Kit before the ram was revealed)

>>50454072
That was exceptionally homosexual of him.
>$5 million pledged.
>Hasn't even revealed the stretch goals to $1 million.
>Changing rewards because of autism.
Once again, Poots is a bit of a goof.

>>50454072
Extra update is fine by me

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>50454041
He rolled just a few minutes ago.

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>>50453545

>Caring about the opinions of mouthbreathing normies

If you want to kickstart the game, kickstart the game. If your normie friends give you shit for it, tell them they won't be invited over to play.

In any case, you should get some friends with better fucking taste and consideration. If they're not willing to try a game you're legitimately excited about because they're afraid of being outed for playing le titty monster objectification game or if nothing will convince them it's not le titty monster objectification game then you need some better friends.

Man hunter, flower knight, lion knight. Solid expanses? The guy I'm buying my base game also has these, are they worth?

>>50454116
Where...?

>>50454126
How much are you paying

>>50454141
Still negotiating, was just curious if these expanses had cool stuff in them. The models look dope

>>50454140
He said it in his last post. Might be preparing the update right now.

>>50454156
If you pay more than 300 it's not worth it and I would just pledge to the KS.

Those are decent expansions though no DBK is whack.

>>50454160
Where is he posting? The KS comment section?

>>50454116
I hope it was 46 again.

>>50454177
Yeah kinda bummed no DBK, but hey beggars can't be choosers. So those 3 expanses have solid content then?

>>50454193
Ye, he rolled a half hour ago.

>>50454193
Yes. Use this link to track his posts, cause fuck that comments thread is goddamn cancer.

https://www.kickstarter.com/profile/poots/comments

>>50453545
start a new group. I'm sure you can find people who like the game but are too poor to buy it to play with you.

How do I get my refund for Lantern Festival? Gonna put that money towards this kickstarter.

>>50454208
Flower knight is the most worth of the 3, the other two arent as good.

>>50454208
They're not bad, depends on the price.

>>50454234
Say goodbye to that money anon.

>Roll made!
>inb4 like 5 more hours til update

>>50454316
Nah, like an hour or two.

>>50454217
Wow, thank you. That comment section is rough

>>50454234
you should have received an email from Adam around November 6th with the announcement of the Lantern Festival's cancellation. (It's Update #100 on the old kickstarter).

That same day you should have also received a Paypal backcharge for the $45 you payed for the expansion.

In the comment field was the following:

Hello Bakcer!! As one of the final steps to concluding the Kingdom Death Monster Kickstarter (2012-2013) we are issuing a refund for your Lantern Festival expansion add-on item. This is the final outstanding item of your pledge. Please follow the link below to PayPal to receive your refund (available for 30 days). We appreciate your unwavering support and thank you for making this dream a reality.

So if you haven't accepted it yet, there is still time. ;)

Anyone here played with 5-6 survivors long term? I played 2 years with variant and went back to normal.

>>50454351
#4 in games
#14 in everything

>>50454234
You should've gotten a mail about it weeks ago.

>>50453545
Pretty sure your stupid normalfag friends will have no problem with playing the most funded game on Kickstarter.

>>50454347
>>50454423
I got the #100 update mail saying it was cancelled but didn't get another mail after that. I have a paypal account that matches the e-mail of my kickstarter account and there is no money in there or any notification.

What happen?

>>50454487
>What happen?
How the fuck are we supposed to know.

Email Poots you idiot.

>>50454487
Contact support, I believe there's a link in the update. Something must have gone wrong.

>>50454487
Another option is that your spam filter ate it.
You can log in on your paypal account to check if there's a transaction waiting, it won't go through without your permission.

>>50454487
>What happen?
Fuck off twinpleb.

>>50454527
Nothing there. I fucking hate paypal and I haven't used this account in years. Who knows.

I've messaged support so hopefully they can help me. At least I can convert the none-existent lantern festival into the nightmare ram if I can get that refund.

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Anons, may I please ask you to share whatever images of well painted KD miniatures you have? I'm in dire need of some inspiration. I'll share mine if nobody has anything to object to a little image dump.

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>>50454631
Why not. These aren't mine but they sure look sweet

One image per post really sucks though, wtf is the new nip overlord doing.

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>>50454760

>>50454760
>All that effort with a airbrush and they don't even bother making the leg flush or GS it.
I'm probably alone in thinking these are crap.

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>>50454730

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>>50454775
And here's my fucking favourite model ever

>>50454791
"Crap" is a pretty big word.

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>>50454816
On the one hand, I really love the effect with the OSL on the otherwise dark minis, but at the same time, I can't help but feel that they're missing the opportunity to paint in more details.

I think there is something wrong with "The Hand" right arm, he doesn't have his right hand

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>>50454891
I like this one, it looks like it's out from a late 80's horror movie.

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>>50454948
I like it too. Here's the other one I have

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>>50454975

>>50453427
My favorite bit of lore is how the Black Knight is obviously Percival's pupper.
>"I waited for you Fry, so I became a remorseless killing machine"

That aside, my I've basically made up a wishlist for the KS because I'm a dweeb: Core, a single pinup, and the Manhunter, and the Gambler's Chest if I can afford it..
In order to not be a prick, should I just pledge for the Core and increase for Gambler's box later or risk it since now because there's a possibility that pledge prices will increase later?

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Fuck I hope they add this guy in some update.

>>50454975
>>50454891

Don't like it at all. The terrain is terribly generic, random and somehow washed out colour wise.

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>>50454991

>>50455044
>the hand
>no right hand

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>>50455070

>>50455113
I thought the golden smoke knight was new from this KS?

>>50455044
Look like he missing his right hand

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>>50455124
In plastic, yes.

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>>50455149

>>50455083
He's putting his fist on his hip.

>>50455149
That means other old resin models might be released in plastic now? Good.

>>50455143
>>50455083
>>50454876

You motherfuckers had me litterally jumping me off from my seat and check the sculpt after buildup following the third post.

>>50455168
He missing his right hand in my set too

>>50455162
His first is too tiny it look like he lost his hand

>finally check gloomhaven because that's supposed to be like KDM but doesn't scare normies
>looks like fucking shit. Generic fantasy crap with super mundane artwork on everything.

surely this is the wrong game right? No one would think this looks good.

Someone please remind me I'm a poor student and really shouldn't look at those minis.

really hoping either the 1.5 changelog or the gamberls box come with (many) sleeves

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>>50455168
I know right, fucker doesn't have his right hand

>>50455204

It's just bent inwards , you motherfuckers, you are NOT GOING TO BREAK MY MIND, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!

>>50454208
Just grab the 1.5 upgrade and DBK on the Kickstarter

>>50455288
It too flat it look like his right hand is missing

>>50455288
>bend inwards
Shit man, you got fuck, my the hand still look normal with his right thumbs

>>50455288
look like your hand got fuck
>>50455298

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>>50455298

>>50455260
You fucked up, becuse his hand is meant to go on his hip. When it floats like that, it looks small because you're seeing only part of it.

>>50455336
I literally can't figure out where is his hand

>>50455293
Snagged the upgrade, didn't see a section to order DBK. Maybe when I get off mobile I'll be able to navigate KS better

>>50455336
There is nothing here

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>>50455021

>>50455405

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo

>the hand
>his hand so tiny it flat like pancakes
Really make you think

>>50455405
holy shit, man, clip your nails

>>50455166
That's been happening for awhile now.

>>50455389
>To get DBK: add $30 to your pledge in KS now then allocate the money to buy the DBK expansion ($30 for backers, $60 MSRP) in the backer manager (TBA) after 39 days

>>50455260
>>50455405
Did you not dryfit your model or something? The hand is meant to go on the hip, not free floating awkwardly.

>>50455441
????

>>50455480
Well i make a mistake, well it not that much anyway, i can always buy another the hand

>>50453427
>>50453628
>wtf is kingdom death
A game by a company of the same name, released a few years ago. It has 12 expansions, and the core game is getting a reprint. It is on kickstarter now. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/poots/kingdom-death-monster-15/description

>how does shipping work
Game will ship out in waves, starting in 2017, and ending in 2020. Each wave will have its own pledge manager, and you will pay shipping for it once they are ready to ship that wave.

>how do addons work
Just increase the amount you are pledging by the cost of the add on. For example, if you are backing at the $50 level, and would like the First Hero expansion ($35), you would leave your pledge LEVEL the same, but change the pledge AMOUNT to $85.

>do I need both the core game and the update pack?
The Kickstarter is to fund a new edition of the game. If you get the game through the Kickstarter, it will have the update pack already included. If you already own the core game, you need to by the update pack to make everything compatible.

>do I need the update pack to use new expansions?
We don't know yet, but that may be the case. Other way, there are no levels you can back at that don't include either the update pack, or the updated core game, so any base pledge you get will be compatible with the new expansions either way.

>FAQ from BGG
https://www.boardgamegeek.com/thread/1679203/kingdom-death-monster-15-kickstarter-faq

Also, OP is a lazy fuck

>>50455533
>A game by a company of the same name, released a few years ago. It has 12 expansions, and the core game is getting a reprint
We really need a better answer for this question.

>>50455591
Kingdom Death is the series, Kingdom Death: Monster is the boargame.

The company is actualy Adam Poots Games, LLC.

>>50455479
And now I have another Knight, so now I'll have DBK, flower knight, lion knight, and man hunter. Solid expanse range?

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>>50455417

>>50455643
Then the answer is worse than I thought. Not only does it not answer the question, it's not even correct information.

>>50455670
Get Gorm as well, as two of those knights are monsters with relativly small amounts of loot to craft and the lion and undertaker are nemesis encounters.

Gorm will give you a solid earlygam hunt with a lot to pick from for crafting.

Fucking poots how can a shitty update take him so long to make.

>>50455849
maybe it's a big update.

>>50455875
For you

>>50455849
He's only been working on it since around noon. It'll get done around 2am I expect.

>>50455849
>>50455875
>>50455895
yesterday's update was 6:50 pm EST so today will either be ~7 EST or
>>50455901

>>50455959
Well, he made the roll so I expect it will be soon.

>>50455978
odds he cheated again

>>50455405
The Hover Hand

>>50456006
3%, since there's a 3 in 100 chance for him to roll 44-46.

>>50456048
what if he lands on a number that has already been rolled? Do we get nothing or does he cheat

>>50456048
Is that roll gone, or put on hold? I will be pissed if we missed out on something cool because "too soon"

>>50456060
He said he doesn't know what will happen when that occurs. Probably just reroll, personally?

>>50456074
fair enough, but it's almost guaranteed to occur down the road once half or more of the box has been revealed

>>50456071
1. You get everything in the gambler's box, even if it's not revealed.
2. put on hold, AND something was added to the box.

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>>50454487

Contact support and be like "Where's my money, honey?"

>>50456099
What? I thought the whole point was it's a gamble

>>50453545
>"Hey you know that game we constantly shit talk? They have a new KS and an absurdly stupid cheap kickstarter price because the creator is losing money on it cause he doesn't know how business works. I'm gonna grab a copy cause we NEED to see this shiftiness first hand."
> "okay okay. We don't just meme on this piece of shit. We give it an HONEST TRY before selling it off to some fetish freak for millions of dollars on eBay."
Problem solved.

>>50456139
I'd call paying $100 for a box of unknown contents a gamble.

>reposting from last thread
Easy fix for some the randomness of combat (and also to make high speed more viable)
Monsters have Life equal to 2x the number of cards in their AI deck. Any time you hit a monster (NOT wound) it loses 1 life. this does not remove AI, and does not count as a wound. Wounding still works as normal. A monster is dead if it has no AI cards left, OR if it drops to 0 life.

As for settlement events, I feel like they should work like innovations. You start with just a few, and more get added as you play. For example, instead of adding Bone Witch to the timeline, it should add a Settlement Event. Instead of having Gorm Climate last FOR FUCKING EVER, just have it so there are 5 or 6 copies of it, and each time you draw it, a duplicate gets added to the deck. The event where Satan visits you shouldn't really happen early game, so lock it behind something basic like the Twilight Knight event.

>>50456139
Nope. It's just called that cause it's getting revealed randomly. Adam said "Even I am not so cruel as to make you pledge for something when you don't even know what it is."

Update's up.

>>50456261
Nope, still on 7 updates.

>>50456261
No it isn't you piece of shit

>>50456261
fuck you

>>50456261
Burn in hell you Homestuck trash.

>>50456226
But it's only unknown at the launch. There's a month of reveals when you can decide it's not worth it

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/poots/kingdom-death-monster-15/comments?cursor=15188959#comment-15188958
>official cardsleeves coming soon
ALL OF MY MONEY

>>50456351
They're gonna be shit anon. Everyone fucks up card sleeves. Everyone.

>>50454730
What model is that?

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>>50456351
Awesome. And cheap as well he says? I'm game.

>>50456392
>benis

>>50456370
Not Adam "Perfectionist" Poots. This KS, the board game will go off without a hitch, but Poots will nearly bankrupt himself by trying to make quality card sleeves. And then we'll get them in five years and they will be the best card sleeves ever.

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>>50456392
confirmed?

>>50456430
Any other puresatans getting tattoos?

>>50456439
which asset is it standing in for in pic related?

>>50456430
What's the difference?

>>50456499
Can't you see? The difference is as crucial as one's standing on the question of skub.

>>50456390
Distracted. 72mm though so really not related to the game. I still hope they make another run of it as a pinup addon though.

>>50456439
Well there's already the small one with the chef, so it would've been fucking hilarious if they pulled another slenderman and made a Gondola monster. Maybe include a couple as neutral extras in another monster encounter.

>>50456499
twinpleb detected

>>50456656
>two satans
>worse than one satan

>>50456499
It's a stupid excuse to shitpost in /kdg/. Likely one or two anons too.

>>50456487
gondola

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>>50456684

>>50456499

Why the difference is as plain as the nose on your face. They're exactly the same.

>>50456684
twinplebs infesting this thread

inb4 triple satan pledge gets released

>>50456766
>Implying I'm one of you satancasuals.

Which pledge level should I back? I missed out last time, I know very little about the game but I -NEED- the minis. They are gorgeous. I want all the fucked up nightmarish creatures. What pledge level?

Is it right that it won't ship until 2020?!? 3 years?

>>50456853
look here friendo
>>50455533

>>50456853
Satan. Read the FAQ.

>>50456853
Check the FAQ in the OP. It answers your question.

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>Oh cool someone dropped their BF silver lantern
>Oh cool someone dropped their BF lantern back
>Oh cool someone dropped their 777$ back
>Oh cool someone dropped their satan back

......... FUCKING SOMEONE DROP THEIR BF GOLD BACK IM BEGGING YOU

>>50457007
BF lantern, add 100, BF gold.

GIB UPDATE POOTS

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>>50457007
...... I cant believe it

Whoever you are who just gave it to me ........


I love you

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>get hype that Poots is making official cardsleeves
>think I will finally be able to get some from a place that DOESNT only carry 5 of them and sell out instantly every time
>mfw I realize Adams entire business model is putting only 5 of a thing up and letting them sell out instantly every time
FUCK

>>50456837
Lol, naw I'm OG, getting Gambler this time around. I just know that twinplebs are lowest of the low.

>>50456483
what kind of tattoo fellow puresatan bro?

>>50456392
Someone post the goldola pinup. Might as well start collecting these stupid fucking edits.

Update!

>>50457493
2 Shoulder caps of course Right shoulder being Tongues and Left shoulder being a skirt of dongs

Big ups to whoever dropped their Black Friday lantern upgrade, thanks for the ten buckaroos

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>Gonna go be family for an hour, then it's back to finishing the update!

>>50457689
Give the crazy man some time with his family, goddamn

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kek

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>>50457494
I wasn't trying to start anything with this but here you go.

>>50457829
I don't get why people want Poots to go "Here's all the stretchgoals, see you in a month"

>>50457966
because whats the point of a month long campaign if that happens

>>50458046
That was exactly my point.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/poots/kingdom-death-monster-15/comments?cursor=15193260#comment-15193259

>>50458456
>https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/poots/kingdom-death-monster-15/comments?cursor=15193260#comment-15193259
WE MUST HELP THEM SECURE A GREAT VICTORY

>already fell into a sinkhole and lost all the gear of one char

great stuff

When you throw the founding stone, you inflict a wound, but do you draw a Hit Location and apply the Lantern 10 effect?

>>50458815
As far as I know, yeah. And trap cards invalidate the hit/you waste your stone.

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>>50454838
That's quite blatant.

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>>50458853
Guys who have played both Bloodborne and the Manhunter expansion: how heavily is the latter influenced by the former?

>>50458815
Yeah, that way you get an autowin on the first story Lion.

IT's up!

>>50458456
>>50458543
Lame. The last thing I want to do is watch people in onesies play a boardgame.

Just reveal the stretch goals Poots you fat faggot.

>>50459382
It really is up, sorry for thinking you were a liar, anon.

That pin up. that is my everything.

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>>50459464

I am in love.

>>50457966
>>50458046
I just want him to reveal the shit we already unlocked, he can still do his shitty little roll videos and change them on a whim.

>>50459382
Sexy hand wanking that tray

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Screaming god expansion next then.
Fuck it, I just upgraded to 927.

>>50459382
Lel, a hireling. We LotFP now.

This is a nice new pinup. I normally don't care for them but I enjoy this one...

Also the 44-46 roll (which he was all dramatic about) has a lock with a crest on it. The crest looks kinda like the face of that creature posted in the previous thread, from the end of one of the videos...

>>50458853
>>50458953
FROM Software has been known to rip off a lot of designs, Berserk being the main one.

I wonder if that tray will come with the upgrade pack? Wouldn't mind having it for my game

>>50459382
>>50459475
JUST LOOK AT THOSE TIDDIES! Laura have mercy!

>>50459508
I think those horns are original tho.

>>50459511
If the upgrade entails new/changed counters and shit as well, then I bet they're just making a whole new game box sans the miniatures.

>>50459536
Those are some pretty monster titties.

>>50459511
It does.

At the top of the stretch goals it says
>"FOR CORE AND UPGRADE PACK"


Still wondering how you people manage to dress yourselves in the morning.

>>50459548
>screaming god armor
I think sh'es a human.

>>50459543
It would be great if it came with another box, shit, I could partition the first one off for minis and use the second for cards. The reason I hardly ever play this damn thing is because transporting it is such a bitch.

>>50459553

I think he meant the tits are monstrous. As in size.

>>50459548
> Those are some pretty KINGDOM DEATH: MONSTER titties.

You're welcome.

>>50459553
I was referring to the size.

>>50459565

I would unironically pay extra money to have a second, perhaps smaller, box to store extra cards from expansions and shit in an organized way.

For a box that is designed to carry the minis as well? I would follow Poots into hell.

>>50459623
where do you fit the assembled phoenix tho. you don't

>>50459623
>For a box that is designed to carry the minis as well?
Honestly you could probably make a decent Battlefoam or KR Multicase build that will work. Two slots for large quarry monsters, four slots for smaller nemesis monsters, the remainder of slots for survivor minis. Obviously it's not everything, but you are never going to be able to get everything in one box, ever. Especially not with more coming. But it'd be enough to plan a game session or two.

>>50459507
Actually it looks more like the Gambler icon.

>All this shilling for their own kikestarter.
Jesus Christ

Whoever gave up you black friday gold lantern, thank you.

>>50459657
Forget about that, try the dragon, or worse, the spider.

By any chance does anyone have an image of
the Watcher's Mortify AI card and the Lion God's Knowledge Worm Innovation card?

>>50459847
Has anybody actually done something to transport these fuckers anywhere? I keep trying to get my friends to come here to play but I live like an hour minimum away from everything. Only downside to living innawoods

>>50459755
Well of course you would shill for your own kikstarter, it's just good business sense.

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>>50457493
I was thinking this, with "twinplebs fuck off" underneath.

>>50457966
Because people are retarded and/or twinplebs.

Is it just me or are these stretch goals pretty shit all around? I mean the Hardcover Rulebook is nice but a storage tray? That's a cop out if i've ever seen one.

>>50460086
That wasn't a stretchgoal, it was a planned upgrade for 1.5

>>50459988
It is, but this stream is terrible and the constant pausing to shill shit is balls.

Not to mention,
>Cheating.
>Rerolls.
I mean seriously.

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>>50459919
Ok, Anon, Imma change your life.


Get some business card magnets: https://www.amazon.com/ProMAG-Inches-Adhesive-Business-Magnets/dp/B00DV1N44O/ref=pd_sim_229_1/159-8481110-6793402?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=9T06SPEAV91STM37491V


Glue them to the bottom of your bases.

Then buy a steel toolbox. Boom.

Don't say puresatans never did anything for you.

>>50460086
You are a fucking retard. Fuck off twinpleb.

>>50459919
Box full of bubble wrap. Pretty much the only way. I guess you could try to magnetise stuff like the dragon's wings and the spider's legs though.

>>50460086
They're pretty shit.

He's also flip flopping on the rolls because "I can't reveal that yet!" which is incredibly weak considering the $5 million pledged so far. He can't even be assed to reveal the rewards from 600k+

And people are all "but he can't reveal everything at once!"
But that's why there's this gamblers chest he can roll on every day to reveal a stretch goal.

Seems lazy as fuck, which is pretty par for the course for Poots to be honest.

An OG Satan pledge got dropped, someone grab it before I do it on impulse. I can't afford this shit.

>>50460128
Wait, where's that art from? Can't remember seeing it before.

>>50460164
And it's gone folks

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>>50460097
Isn't this the stretch goal thing?
>>50460136
Eat a dick i'm a ancient gold lantern pleb

>>50460171
It's ancient, newfag.

>>50460186

>>50460097
btfo

>>50460189
If you don't know, you don't have to respond

>>50460227
It's old art from the first kickstarter or slightly after and shows white speakers.

Nothing more to it.

Newfag.

>Expecting to win with unpainted minis.
These plebs never had a chance.

>>50460244
No, it's not from the old KS, which is why I asked, but thanks so much for your time, oh honourable oldfag-sama.

>>50460186
No, it's a changelog, the original plan was to reveal them as those goals were met, but they where all blown past in an hour.

>>50460213
You are a moron.

>>50460148
Gambler's chest rolls aren't stretch goals. and are hardly enough to keep hype up on there own.

>He's also flip flopping on the rolls because "I can't reveal that yet!" which is incredibly weak considering the $5 million pledged so far.
It probably relied on another thing in the gambler's chest. You're also forgetting that depite 5 million pledged we're not even 10% of the way through the campaign yet. You're a moron if you think the smart thing to do is blow your load up front.

>>50460317
>Btfo'd so hard you become retarded.
wew

>>50460317
Ah gotcha, so i'm assuming that this KS isn't actually going to have freebies then?

I'm not a fan of the idea of getting models for Legendary hunts, like it sounds neat on paper but then you realize that it's not something -really- new.

I just hope we don't get two more lion and phoenix alt models as well. The last thing I need is to figure out a storage for a second chicken.

>>50460417
"Narrative Statues" seem like a cop out. I'm not to thrilled with them.

>>50460395
I suppose the gambler chest might end up containing more content than the pledge price implies, but beyond that, everything seems to be included in a pledge or addons.
Not that it changes much, "freebies" are usually calculated into the cost one way or another in most KSes.

>>50460395
Probably not, it looks like they are just going the "deep discounts on everything" route. So you pay for everything you get, but you also pay like half the retail price for it.

>>50460502
>>50460491
I see, I suppose I was mesmerized by Deep Madness's swinging bolonga since there were a ton of freebies with it

>>50453427
Does the new edition fix the horrible tables of the old one? Where there were like missing numbers and bizarre 1/100 chances to do things and some were astronomical?

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Just managed to sacrifice some fuckhead survivor that wasn't pulling his weight to get a Forsaker Mask.

So what's the most optimal thing to do with this? Keep it, or make a Mask Maker? What's the best/most efficient Mask?

>>50460430
At least for the monopose survivors I can easily get use out of them, since they're based on commonly-used builds.

No one really hunts Legends besides the Beast of Sorrow loot piniata more than once, if even once.

>>50453427
Okay but can the next pinups be women with bulges?

>>50460517
Yeah, those tend to be the kickstarters that draw people in, but you shouldn't get used to it. I was disappointed by minis kickstarters for so long after being drawn in by Bones 1.

>>50460665
I like the lion armour one just because it looks pretty neat.

But the Axeman with a whole +1 rare gear?
Kinda meh.

>>50460866
Or lolis.

>>50460885
>Or lolis.
Loli/Shota armor kits when? I need them to represent when my settlement sends their newly born survivors out on a hunt.

>>50460885
>>50460933

HEY! We're westerners. We don't sexualize children out here. Anymore.

Gambler's Chest Contents (so far)
>Philosphy of Death (???)
>1 Survivor (Sculpture) [1xMiniature]
>1 Survivor (Aya) [1xMiniature, +2 Promo cards, +1 Art card]
>1 Survivor (JoJo Adam) [1xMiniature, +1 FA card, +1 Philosophy (??? probably a card)
>1 Survivor (Last Man Standing) [1xMiniature, +1 Mighty Axe Rare Gear ]
>1 Survivor (Scout of Death) [1xMiniature, +Pages to Advanced Rulebook(?), + "A bunch of cards (?)]
=
1x Philosophy of Death Booklet/Card/Whatever
1x Advanced Rulebook (?) Might be a upgrade or a whole new book. Limited info.
5xMiniatures
2xPromo Gear Cards
1xRare Gear Card
1xArt Card
1xFighting Art
1xPhilosophy Card

>to be continued


>>50460933
I would actually kinda like that.

>>50460966
Don't worry, there's always the whole "over 9000 year old fox-goddess vampire something something" excuse.

>>50460966
It would only be sexualizing if we got pinups.

>>50460994

NEW THREAD, now with FAQ and less tolerance for retards.

>>50460086
>>50460148
nice samefagging asshole.

>>50460180
errbody wants to puresatan

>>50461034
>Two people don't want to lick Poots asshole.
>Must be samefag!
Dumb fucking cunt.

>>50461063
Sadly, there probably are at least two people as pants on head retarded as you.

>>50461114
>Thinks showing what you actually get for your money is a bad way to build hype.
lmao

>>50461018
>making a new thread
>not even in autosage yet
So less tolerance for yourself?

>>50461222
These threads have started attracting retarded high horse riding shitlords sadly.

Such is the way of things when they get popular.

>>50461241
I'm starting to think that anon was right about those news articles bringing idiots to KD.

>>50461261
He definitely was.

Just look at how shitty most of the Satan level backers are to people.
Those backers are 90% bandwagoners.

>29/11/2016 20:37 Received by Foreign Postal Administration Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
>19/11/2016 17:30 Mail Consigned by USPS to Airline New York, NY

It take them 10 days just to fly from NY to Sydney? what the fucking fuck?

>>50460186
>ancient gold
>not a better pledge then pleb satan

>>50460655
>What's the best/most efficient Mask?
the one that doubles all Survival gain

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>>50460866
1) generic armor kit legs (male)
2) generic armor kit chest (female)
3) ???
4) profit

I too would love to see some smug eternal loli pinup, but I don't expect Poots to take that direction, seeing he's American and all American either are prudes or do their best to look like prudes before their prudish compatriots and CIA surveillance.

>>50463153
or probably because he doesn't want a mil or two to vanish in an hour.

>>50460653
Doubtful. If you're referring to the one resource missing the number 7 it was because they couldn't fit it on the card. It's just "do nothing".