Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1067: Legendary Generals Edition

>>49192882
Don't like them, they make multiverse tourist into an invalid option and since there can only be one jump for a thing it locks off the setting to jumpers who don't like getting directly involved in the plot.

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Caesar best general.

>>49192776

All kinds of fire is my forte.

What I wish I had was the fire I could burn this fucking thread to the ground with, some days.

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>>49192952
Did someone say "Legendary Generals"?

>>49192882
Shadows of the Colossus did that.

I'm okay with it provided it's not an instant loss if I don't do it in a certain amount of time. A win condition is okay. A loss condition is not.

>>49193030
why is he so fat

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>>49193030
That's not the superior Roma

>>49193008
Second.

>>49192882
>>49193008
Pretty much my take on it. If you really want said win conditions in your jump, make them 0 CP pseudo-mandatory drawbacks, like Lavos Beckons in Chrono Trigger. Not taking it/them halves your CP gained from drawbacks/drawback cap, but it isn't strictly mandatory.

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>>49192882
If they suit the Jump's setting, then I'm all for them. Like Gauntlets, Win conditions should be put in place only if they make sense to be there. I would be willing to see what you have in mind before making any judgement.

>>49192882
Conditions like that limit non-combat jumpers. It's not a problem for me since I'm belligerent as fuck, but some people don't want to play jumpchain as "how powerful can I get" and options like that are a trap if you're not powerful.

>>49192882
Don't like them too much, but that can swing back to ambivalence if there's good reason for it existing (ie the BBEG nukes reality and his defeat was a fluke, so the only way of surviving the jump regardless of whatever else you do is to make sure the heroes win somehow) and it's open-ended enough for all playstyles to get a fair shot.

>>49193082
Engaging Sarcasm!
>You can take this jump without being railroaded but you are punished for it because not doing it a certain way is badwrongfun, LoT is the best design template one can use when writing a jump.

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>>49193030
I play Bolshak Dragon!

>>49193070
Wait, is thing he's holding gushing out blood or something? And he uses that as a lance?

That's pretty fucking brutal.

How hard do you think it would be to convince Catherine Chung in SOMA to let me take the Ark with me? Because the way I see it, if we rocket it into space it's going to break down eventually, but if a jumper has access to it the machine could be maintained and upgraded indefinitely. And since the mind-uploads in it aren't actually people until turned on (that's a plot point, I'm not just fanwanking), storing it in my Warehouse until I get a chance to decant their minds into new bodies shouldn't be a problem. The question is how I convince Chung that no, really, I'm an extradimensional super-being.

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>>49193070
Bitch please.

>>49192882
I like them if there's a good reason for them, and if there's a non-combat way to succeed in the objective.

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Umbra Witch vs Lumen Sage go.

>>49193293
None, the jump makes them both shit.

>>49193293
Witch if you're into exhibitionism.

Sage if you're into peacocks and being campy.

>>49193274
We have a winner, folks!

Nero is best Saber.

>>49193344
Is that the one that one guy gets super pissed about and calls her a cheating whore?

>>49193293
Lumen Sage if only because I prefer blinding my enemies

With the holy light or with camp is up to debate

>>49193293
Umbra Witch, but not Bayonetta or Jeane. Their proportions scare me. Those legs are too long man. Too long.

>>49192882
The only true badwrongfun is something that makes other things badwrongfun, most jumpers want want to go to a setting without dealing with a mandatory fail condition enforced drawback scenario that gives no points.

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Is being a dragonblooded a good place to start making a clan?

I'm reminded that out of all the things I could be doing with my free time...

It's being spent here. Reading a thread full of phoneposters and salt.

>>49193359
No, that's Tamamo-no-Mae. She's not a Saber at all. Nero won't cheat on you, though technically that's just because you and her were exclusive in the first place and if you made that assumption it's your own mistake

>>49193293
Devil Hunters. Wait, you mean that's not an option?

>>49193293
From what I remember Lumen Sages have inferior combat skills despite being men and having power over light and fire, and that is explicitly the reason as to why they lost the war.

Does anyone know why that is? I'd rather be a woman than play a race of metaphysically- bound omnicucks.

>>49193359
Nah you're thinking of Tamamo.

Of course Nero's also a slut. But she'd be totally fine with you being a slut, too. And in fact would probably encourage it. She supports sluttiness in a general way.

>>49193452
Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all

You're sick of feeling numb
You're not the only one
I'll take you by the hand
And I'll show you a world that you can understand
This life is filled with hurt
When happiness doesn't work
Trust me and take my hand
When the lights go out you will understand

Pain, without love
Pain, can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
Pain, without love
Pain, can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all

Anger and agony
Are better than misery
Trust me I've got a plan
When the lights go off you'll understand

Pain, without love
Pain, can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
Pain, without love
Pain, can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing
Rather feel pain

I know (I know I know I know)
I know that you're wounded
You know (You know you know you know)
That I'm here to save you
You know (You know you know you know)
I'm always here for you
I know (I know I know I know)
That you'll thank me later

Pain, without love
Pain, can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
Pain, without love
Pain, can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
Pain, without love
Pain, can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
Rather feel pain than nothing at all
Rather feel pain

>>49193421
You mean "we're never exclusive," I assume. And yeah, if you assume Nero is going to be faithful in any sense other than "knows where her home is," you deserve what you get. And you deserve all the myriad things she's getting.

>>49193404
Very much so. Dragonblooded have inheritable power that, while meager on the scale of the other Exalted, can still eventually grow to pretty impressive heights. Further, they actually have a unique keyword for their charms, "Dynasty", that gives special bonuses when used on their descendants.

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>>49193404
>Is being a dragonblooded a good place to start making a clan?
Yes, but it will take you some time.

>>49193439
Lost the war? Didn't both sides get wiped out by a possessed Balder?

>>49193446
>Nero's also a slut
Didn't she give a whole speech about earning the MC's love even if he hated her or thought of her as the Whore of Babylon during the story? Or am I thinking of someone else?

I do remember her ending having her in a wedding dress or something like that.

>>49193469
No, my statement was grammatically correct. I was indicating a past tense, not a shared identifier. Thus "were" instead of "we're".

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>>49193274
>>49193344
>>49193359
>>49193421
>>49193446
>>49193506

>>49193465
> I used to listen to that song on loop.
Jesus christ anon don't do this shit to me.
I can't take the PAAAAAAIIIINNNNNNNNN

CRAWLING IN MY SKINNNNNNN

THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

>>49193446
Sounds like my kind of companion.

So, what's Nasu's convoluted reason that Nero is actually a woman who happens to be identical to King Arthur?

>>49193439
The angels are dicks but keep order, while the demons are dicks and try to fuck over whoever they made a pact with (and other Umbra Witches on principle). I suppose that may have had a Darwinistic effect- where Sages pulled the religion shtick and became community leaders over time the Witches had to band together to become stronger in combat so as to improve their chances of survival.

Where did you get that, anyway? Only thing coming to mind is the war but pretty much everyone involved other than Balder lost it.

>>49193439
Of course the women were more skilled. Men are generally biologically stronger (although who knows if that's the case or not in Bayonetta), and light beats darkness metaphysically. Hubris is the downfall of many a classical hero.

>>49193517
The only skill where E-rank is better than A.

>>49193539
EX rank breasts.

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>>49193274
>>49193070
>>49193030
Bitch ass Romies better move over for these Greek Guns.

>>49193439
I always thought it was specialization/order vs versatility/chaos and that the witches adapted better to the war with their versatility.

But admittedly that idea is based entirely on the few vague characterizations we've been given

The in game lore was that they were two sides of the same coin

And Balder managed to lead a army of angels and common people in the witch hunts so arguable sages got the last laugh

>>49193521
I've just started using the /m/ approach.

Only I can't find song lyrics for the animu openings, so it's just songs I know off the top of my head.

>>49193516
We're was a typo. You said you two "were exclusive in the first place" and I meant to say what I assume you meant "were never exclusive..."

So with all this bayo talk, when can we expect a Bayonetta jump? Is someone going to make it?

>>49193359
I don't have a problem with Nero because she's up front about it, she's not monogamous and she tells you as much outright.

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Whether you have a Madness Place or a Madness Wavelength, what does it look like when MADNESS CONSUMES YOU, /jc/?

>>49193439
It's less because they were better at combat and more that they were more efficient, as well as far more stealthy. So while the Lumen Sages had more raw power and the help of the Angels, the Umbra Witches were able to slowly but surely wear them down.

Of course, Balder came back and with an army of Angels and humans kicked their ass and returned the favor, but that's beside the point.

>>49193587
Ah. Yes, I did mean to have a "thinking" in there. I'm almost certain I typed it out, too. Somehow I deleted it. Not sure how or why. That was silly of me.

>>49193506
Nero's idea of love is broad and unrestrained. She is possibly confusing the idea of love with admiration or obsession. It's also been said that she can't really understand "love" and is not capable of feeling it, which she has apparently acknowledged as truth.
According to the wiki anyway.

But basically singular love is not a thing Nero believes in, period. Nero loves everyone, and wants everyone to love her.
Also, fucking is okay.

>>49193589
Hikaru kumo o tsukinuke Fly Away (Fly Away)
Karadajû ni hirogaru panorama
Kao o kerareta chikyû ga okotte (okotte)
Kazan o bakuhatsu saseru

Toketa kôri1 no naka ni
Kyôryû ga itara tamanori shikomitai ne

CHA-LA HEAD-CHA-LA
Nani ga okite mo kibun wa heno-heno kappa
CHA-LA HEAD-CHA-LA
Mune ga pachi-pachi suru hodo
Sawagu Genki-Dama...Sparking!

Sora o kyûkôka Jet Coaster (Coaster)
Ochite yuku yo panikku no sono2 e
Keshiki sakasa ni naru to yukai sa (yukai sa)
Yamasae oshiri ni mieru

Nayamu jikan wa nai yo
Dokoka ni hisomu “bikkuri!” ni aitai kara

CHA-LA HEAD-CHA-LA
Atama karappo no hô ga yume tsumekomeru
CHA-LA HEAD-CHA-LA
Egao urutora zetto de
Kyô mo ai-yai-yai-yai-yai

CHA-LA HEAD-CHA-LA
Nani ga okite mo kibun wa heno-heno kappa
CHA-LA HEAD-CHA-LA
Mune ga pachi-pachi suru hodo
Sawagu Genki-Dama...Sparking!

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>>49193605
Like this.

>>49193573
Generally isn't order better than chaos at winning wars? Chaos usually only drafts winning when it the element of surprise, a hell of a lot more forces, and/or some cosmic neutrality pact that the forces of Chaos break and the forces of Law obey.

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>>49193643
Interesting.

>>49193605
You ever seen that movie Paprika? It looks like the final act of the movie where the Crazy Parade bleeds over into reality from the dream world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lU4R53zyvv4

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>>49193605
About like this. I like to be productive.

>>49193439
It honestly is just the matter of how possessed Balder fucked them up.

But otherwise... Do you see any witches other than Bayo or Jeanne around? No.

The thing about Lumen Sages and Umbra Witches is that they both are done this way.

You take the child. Does it have spirit energy? If yes, put it through training. It will determine their abilities and whether they contract demons or Angels.

How do they determine if they are Witch or sage? Gender. Why do they do it like that? Dunno, it just is like that?

You could have a male with Umbran witch training but it is simply not done. A greater taboo than a child between sage and witch, but it is possible. That's why Bayo is so strong. Both of her parents used the spirit energy

>>49193702
Angels think women are icky, demons think women are sexy.

>>49193728
Find non sexist Angels.

But it's dumb that they are like that because Jubileus is female but they call her a hi-...

Do they simply not know? Jubileus was locked into eternal slumber the moment the world was split into Trinity if Realities

>>49193702
>You take the child. Does it have spirit energy? If yes, put it through training. It will determine their abilities and whether they contract demons or Angels.
Wait, so do they need to make a contract to gain abilities?

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>>49191011
Thank you, sorry this took so long to respond but I kinda was asleep on my keyboard, also my face looks like a waffle now.
All of your points were basically covered during my moment where I pointed out that he could live through the things he'd chosen but the things that happen because of his choices would nail him to the ground. But that said these are solid argument and thank you.

With that out of the way hi /JC!

>>49193691
That is...excessively disturbing, and I can't really give you a concrete answer as to why.

I think it's just the whole thing, really.

>>49193779
Hello jello

>>49193779
Hi Gaunlet!

>>49193772
Not exactly. You don't need to contract to get the abilities. At the very least you need it for demon or angel summoning or the wicked weave, or equivalents. and it gives you a general boost, me thinks. Otherwise you don't need it

>>49193788
Yeah, that's why I associate it with madness. It's a deeply unsettling movie. Between the music, the odd cadence everything bounces along to, and the bizarre dream logic, I can't not see it as the embodiment of rationality and reality breaking down.

>>49193702
Doesn't contracting also require you to sell your soul?

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>>49193539
True.

>>49193865
>>49193847
TRAP
R
A
P

How the fuck are any of you surprised by this? Of course she'd throw a trap into it without telling anyone.

>>49193566
You mean a heroine with a double mastectomy?

>>49193475
The Umbrans won, and then got btfo by Balder.

>>49193903
Nah mang.
EX-rank breasts, not ex-breasts.

>>49193870
sauce?

>>49193884
>>49193865

CP bought origin doesn't sell your soul, it is intact and your own. It was confirmed by Red in the past.

Try harder Scatovore.

>>49193961
Where's your proof.

>>49193517
>Saber embarrassed about her small chest
>Best Saber Mordred gives no fucks
>Joan embarrassed by her large chest
>Joan Alter gives no fucks
>Nero is pompous as always

I love this entire image. Not even for the boobs, but just look at everyone's expressions.

>>49193961
Good. Got to admit if you think about the umbran witches and how they raise their children to damn their souls to their hell equivalent it's kind of fucked up.

>>49193955
Chloe von Einzbern from Fate/kaleid liner Prisma Illya.

>>49193961
Stop feeding.

Actually why did I bother typing that, you're doing it on purpose.

>>49193955
Primsa Ilya, a spin-off Manga/Anime where Ilya is a magical girl, and has a "Twin", note the quotation marks because it's way more complicated than that.

It's super lewd and has what is arguably the best incarnation of Shirou

>>49194061
If people don't bite for long enough he starts replying to himself to generate a fake conversation. FYI.

>>49193884
(Jojo! Jojo! Jojo!)

Sora! Koboreochita futatsu no hoshi ga
hikari to yami no minamo suikomareteyuku
hikiau you ni kasanaru hamon

Hokori no michi wo yuku mono ni taiyou no michibiki wo
yabou no hate wo mezasu mono ni ikenie wo

(Jojo! Jojo! Jojo! Jojo! Jojo!)

Furueru hodo kokoro moetsukiru hodo atsuku
sono te kara hanate kodou karada minagiru yuuki de
mayou naki kakugo ni 'Kassai' wo!
~Sono chi no sadame~ Jojo

Sai! Wa nagerareta susumu shika nai
kimyou na rasen no naka korogaritsuzukeru
eien wo samayou boukensha

Kyoufu wo mitome tatsu mono ni ougon no tamashii wo
soshite deatta futari no tame ni tatakai wo

(Jojo! Jojo! Jojo! Jojo! Jojo!)

Maku ga aita you na owarinaki monogatari
inochi ga butsukaru hibana seishun no hibi wo terase yo
kimi to iu mirai ni 'Kouun' wo!
~Sono chi no sadame~ Jojo

Nidoto hodokenai karamiatta sadame
subete wa koko kara hajimatteita no sa

Furueru hodo kokoro moetsukiru hodo atsuku
sono te kara hanate kodou karada minagiru yuuki de
mayou naki kakugo ni 'Kassai' wo!
Maku ga aita you na owarinaki monogatari
inochi ga butsukaru hibana seishun no hibi wo terase yo
kimi to iu mirai ni 'Kouun' wo!
~Sono chi no sadame~

JoooooooooooooooooooooooooJo.

>>49194065
>Best
How you going to argue that?

>>49193779
Hey, Gaunlet. Mind answering a question that I was thinking about the Exalted Mortals jump? Nothing rules related, just a story thing. Specifically: Do you have any ideas about what She-Of-Fair-Eyes and Makoto did that they managed to Exalt at such young ages? Little girls rarely exhibit the heroic (in the classical sense) traits needed to impress the spiritual superweapons of the Incarnae enough that they'll bond with their souls.

Don't add to the spam, just ignore.

>>49194036
Lumen Sages were prolly raised with the promise of Paradisio. Their theme was unity and there punishment to Balder for breaking the rules was exile so for them the end was seen as bad. No idea how true that actually was though.

Not sure about witches. The there thing was independence with the punishment for Rosa being imprisonment. Maybe they gave the kids the choice and when the young girls accepted the promise of cool powers the adult witches saw it as showing their independence. Maybe.

>>49194065
The best incarnation of shit is still shit.

>>49194140
You don't actually have to do anything impressive to Exalt. You just have to have the best potential in the world. Panther Exalted after a night of debauchery while wondering if there was anything more to life. Harmonious Jade Exalted while running away from a failed assassination attempt.

Is there an in setting reason for all the saber clones in Fate?

>>49194206
*so for them the end WASN'T seen as bad.

I should have just said they didn't mind their souls being taken by the Hierarchy of Laguna.

>>49194218
Okay, yes, "impressive" might have been the wrong word. But you do need to do something to show that you have that potential. Shards look for actions, not just character traits.

>>49194011
Because putting traps into jumps without telling anybody is Babylon tier shenanigans. Not even the most primitive grovelers known as Bancho and Mib have gone to such cthonian depths.

>66)History's Strongest Disciple Kenichi
>Delinquent
>Katsujinken
>Dou Ki
>Weapons

>Martial Arts(Marksmanship, Pencak Silat)
>Animalistic Incorporation
>Delinquent's Ambition
>Sei Dou Goitsu
>Youth and Longevity
>Enhanced Ki
>Master's Body

>Sword(importing Legendary Bat)
>Secret of Steel

>Master (Shigure Kosaka)
>Import (Delinquent, Katsujinken, Dou Ki, Weapons, Martial Arts(Pencak Silat), Animalistic Incorporation, Berserker, Sei Dou Goitsu, Enhanced Ki, Etiquette, Civilian Skills, Sword, The Shadow War)
>Aradia, Kanaya, Porrim, Vriska, Aranea, Feferi, Meenah
>Terezi (Delinquent, Katsujinken, Dou Ki, Weapons, Martial Arts(Pencak Silat), Animalistic Incorporation, Berserker, Sei Dou Goitsu, Enhanced Ki, Etiquite, Civilian Skills, Sword, Crippled(blind))

>Fanservice
>Sexist
>Beyond Perverted
>The Shadow War
>Crippled(missing arm and leg)

Hahahaha... yes. Finally. I'm too durable for conventional arms, immune to poison and disease, have no need for sleep, and have enough precognition, time stopping, and time reversal that I'm no longer afraid of modern countries any more. I utterly surpass them. I'll wipe out the Satsujinken sects as my introduction to the world, Befriending their members through combat.
(cont.)

>>49194341
Then I will fly to the United Nations, summon my companions, and using my plumber badge I will repeat a speech in every language on Earth declaring myself emperor and letting humanity know how things are going to be run from now on. Those leaders who don't succumb to my charisma and their instictive view of me as a savior, I will fly to their capitals and non-lethally crush whatever resistence they put up. World leaders will be put through the attitudinator, construction will begin on the perpetual motion machine power plants, aid will flow to the poor, and efforts to start restructuring society will begin. I can't even understand all the problems of a society in a mere ten years, but I'll have the chance to anyway. I'm going to be able to conquer the Earth again and again, learning more and trying new strategies each time. This is what I was born for.

Terezi is also choosing to keep her crippled drawback, so that we don't have to worry about healing magic accidentally healing her sight.

>>49194300
Maybe she just felt she didn't need to say anything, because it was obvious. I mean, what, you expected to make a pact with demons and not give up your soul? Even if you knew nothing about the setting, you're still an idiot for assuming nothing bad would happen. I hope you like getting sodomized in hell, fuckboi.

>>49194109
In that universe the holy grail equivalent is a girl named miyu that he adopted as a little sister, she gets captured by the Ainsworths to use for a holy grail war. In that universe the heroic spirits are cards that are installed by people to gain their abilities. The guy behind the war decides to be a dick and gives out a garbage card with no link to a heroic spirit to taunt him, he ends up making a link using his body as a catalyst for heroic spirit emiya. He then proceeds to kill every other servant in the war in a single night, claims the holy grail and wishes that his little sister will find happiness. The Ainsworths then manage to capture him by using the Gilgamesh card but the user also requires space warping magic not to be killed by him and needs to use ea to defeat him which he manages to survive an attack from. I'm not really doing it justice, it's best to read that part of the manga.

>>49194423
Oh, I'm not defending her. I'm calling you a wimpy little tiny-dicked faggot who only acts tough on the internet so that you can continue denying to yourself how much you want a real man's cock up your ass.

>>49194423
Shijima no soko kara mezameru sono hashiratachi toki wo koe
Shinku no chishio ga tachiagaru yuuki wo hikiawaseru

Uketsugu ai wo sadame to yobu nara
Hohoemu me de tsugi no te wo

Yami wo azamuite setsuna wo kawashite
Yaiba surinuke yatusra no suki wo tsuke
Tsuranuita omoi ga mirai wo hiraku
Like a Bloody Storm atsuku Like a Bloody Stone
Ketsumyaku ni kizamareta innen ni
Ukiagaru kienai hokori no kizuna nigirishimete

Minagiru chikara ni uchitsukeru kodou wa akashi tomo no koe
Nijinda itami to ima ikinuku imi wo kawashi nagara

Omae no ishi ga yoake wo michibiku
Mabayui hodo no kedakasa de

Hikari sasu oka e shakunetsu no sora e
Tamashii ga butsukariau tabiji e
Kanashimi ni nurareta mirai wo sukue
Like a Bloody Soul moyase Like a Bloody Star
Honoo saki kaze wo tachi sono saki e
Osorezu ni nani mo tamerawazu susume nagare no naka

Kyoumei suru unmei no hamon kokoro ni

Yami wo azamuite setsuna wo kawashite
Yaiba surinuke yatusra no suki wo tsuke
Tsuranuita omoi ga mirai wo hiraku
Like a Bloody Storm atsuku Like a Bloody Stone
Ketsumyaku ni kizamareta innen ni
Ukiagaru kienai hokori no kizuna nigirishimete

>>49194423
>That's no fucking excuse. You TELL US THAT SHIT.

She did, fuckboi.

>Even the witches they bargain with, while honored under ancient truces so long as they live, are doomed to have their souls devoured and punished in the depths of Inferno should they die a true death in battle, exhausting all forms of cheating death-unless, of course, one were canny enough to escape their grasp by leaving to an entirely new totality of existence.

>>49194495
NU UH DON'T COUNT.

>>49194515
"Wah wah, I'm not completely untouchable, so I'm going to scream and shout like the whiny little bitch I am."

We get it, fuckboi, you're pathetic. You don't need to keep telling us.

>>49194206
Given that being sent to Inferno is basically eternal suffering I'd still say that becoming a witch in universe is a bad idea for the inhabitants. Maybe the lumen sages are generally weaker yet don't have the horrible drawback of what happens to the witches as balance? That could explain why they lost the war.

>>49194546
Don't reply.

>>49194515
Soshite tsudoishi STAR DUST
Hyakunen me no mezame ni yobarete
Otoko tachi wa mukau
Toki no suna wo koeru Journey

Kusari no you tsunaru karami au KARMA
Hikari de tatsu sadame

Stand up! Stand up! Stand up!
Uchi komu no wa
All right now All right now All right now
Hokori no Bullet
Break you down Break you down Break you down
Kobushi hanatsu seinaru VISION Stand Proud!

Tojirareteta toki ni
Hi no hikari abiseru no wa dare da
Mirai nokosu kibou
Nagare hoshi no CRUSADERS

Kakeru no wa inochi mamoru beki ai to
CARD wa kubareta

Stand up! Stand up! Stand up!
Tachi hadakaru
All right now All right now All right now
Teki wo taoshi
Break you down Break you down Break you down
Michi wo hiraku tamashii no VISION Stand Proud!

Yami no naka warau senaka wo
Sagashi ooi motomeru otoko no
Sono ashi oto REQUIEM
Sabaku ni hibiku

Stand up! Stand up! Stand up!
Uchi komu no wa
All right now All right now All right now
Hokori no Bullet
Break you down Break you down Break you down
Kobushi hanatsu seinaru VISION Stand Proud!

Stand up! Stand up! Stand up!
Tachi hadakaru
All right now All right now All right now
Teki wo taoshi
Break you down Break you down Break you down
Michi wo hiraku tamashii no VISION Stand Proud!

>>49194554
You're right, I shouldn't give him the (You)s. I'll just call fuckboi pathetic without linking to his posts.

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>>49194140
She-of-Fair-Eyes built a wall in the time it took for a Raksha to try moving into her home town, but that mostly her directing the peasentry and being something so cute that the people felt they needed to protect the little orphan girl who was trying to build a wall to protect her village when the Raksha gave them 'until dawn' to defend themselves. Didn't really earn hers but as >>49194218 said the Shards have an oddball way of measuring heroic. Hell the only reason she's a Twilight instead of Zenith (I think those are the Priests) is bacause reasons.

Makoto survived an abusive household, getting thrown down a canyon, swept away in a river, and .found herself in the middle of a River Dragon's den. Yeah, she totes earned hers.

This is likely a source of some serious friction, one having been 'given' the Exaltation and the other 'earning' it.

This is the set up I used but you can fluff it any way you wish if you don't like my fluff.

>>49194441
Isn't this the same Shirou who has the sword the size of a fucking mountain or something.

>>49194515
>unless, of course, one were canny enough to escape their grasp by leaving to an entirely new totality of existence.

Or in case you didn't understand that, "haha fuck you demons I'm heading to a completely different universe before you can collect because jumper."

>>49194594
OBVIOUSLY not good enough for Mister "I-Want-To-Chase-Out-Our-Jumpmakers."

>>49194594
Also, remember that if you die you get sent to a completely different universe (your home dimension), too. So it's actually completely toothless and does nothing. it's just flavor text, saying "yeah, this would be a problem, but for you it isn't". Just like fuckboi wants. He's complaining just to complain.

>>49194577
Huh, that's some neat ideas. Thanks, I'll go with those. It fits, Lunars generally do have to go through worse shit than Solars do to get their Exaltations. Comes from their patron being the God of Fighting and Fucking rather than the Solars' God of Being Awesome, I guess.

>>49194550
Well we do know that some angel foot soldiers are made from non-lumen/umbran persons so maybe luman sages' souls are reforged into angels when they are pulled to paradisio. Hard to tell be angels seem to be self-centered neutral with only the ideals of angels in mind. The whole witch hunt in Bayo 2 shows they are willing to lie too, so they could have told sages anything to get them to contract.

But this is all getting off the tract of 'why the hell would umbran witches let their kids anywhere near a demon contract?'

Maybe there they figured the kids were in danger from angels and demons anyways and at least this way they'd go out with a bang?

>>49194441
So by 'best' you mean strongest. Kinda expected it.

>>49194679
*track not tract

Gods damn it

>>49194715
Strength is the only metric that matters.

>>49194577
Yep, he uses a mountain sized sword as a ramp to get to the top of a giant pillar.

>>49194755
>dumping any mental stat, especially INT

I hope you like failing Will saves, failing Diplomacy checks, and having no skill points.

Besides, DEX is better for martials in 3.X anyway. It determines your to-hit and your AC.

>>49194715
It doesn't even make sense either. Why is Shirou thousands of times stronger then any incarnation of Shirou or Emiya (Save maybe Counter Guardian and even that's iffy with this) when the cards are meant to be even weaker then the Servant modes?

>>49194764
It's not mountain sized, stop exagerrating. It's only a few tens of meters at best.

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>>49194755
>Strength is the only metric that matters.

Shut the fuck up, Kaito.

>>49194755
>>49194848
Dying to your own spear is a sign of strength

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>>49194468

>>49194865
Not even the whole weapon. The broken half after Kouta disarmed you.

>>49194787
This. History doesn't favor the strong, it favors the clever and charismatic, who persuade the strong to go die in a strange country for glory and honor.

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>>49194865
It's also a sign you might work for KFC

>>49194868
Rabbit go and stay go.

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>>49193605
I'm a traditionalist

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>>49194968

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>>49194670
Luna still personally gives out their Exaltations from time to time but basically all of them must have the 'will to survive adversity' which coming from Luna means you need to get your shit wrecked, quite a few times.

>>49194764
Right okay I've seen those scans then.

>>49194792
I went and looked it up and I was remembering it's name; Ig-Alima: Green Field Cutting Through the Thousand Mountains though it did cut through an entire forest at point it doesn't look to be simply a few tens of meters but It's not few miles that I was remembering. (It had clouds around it in the pic so I assumed, as it turns out that's lots of air getting the fuck outta the way of a very large sword.)

>>49195016
Asleep on the job again, Bunkowski? This is the third time. I'm going to have to dock your pay, now. I hope you're happy, because I'm not.

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>>49194982
IF I SEE THAT CAT [ONE MORE TIME]

>>49195058
You'll marry her?

Is there a perk that allows hard armor to be worn for those magic systems that disallow it?

>>49195109
Nope.

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>>49195052

>>49194679
I guess. Given that witches and sages have similar powers it seems a stupid idea to choose the one that damns you to hell over the one that gives you a free ticket into heaven. I suppose it could be pride in tradition.

>>49195109
Unbound Casting from Mage the Awakening

>>49194577
Ig Amalia. technically, archer and gil should also have it, its just (supposedly) ludicrously expensive to use.

>>49195109
There are perks that allow for total freedom of movement in armor, and the justification for those magic systems is usually that magic requires fine motor control, but other than that, no.
There are also feats in D&D that are specifically for that, though, if you want to go that route.

>>49194966
The Zouken part is dark on many levels.

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>>49195058
No one can be mad at Luth posting

>>49195203
It just reminds us all that we need to put Zouken and Sakura down during that jump.

>>49195141
Oh, damn it, Bunkowski, I can't stay mad at you! Alright, I won't dock your pay, but I AM going to require you to come into the office on the weekends to catch up on this.

What would you guys consider the Best part of the New Bleach Jump? What would you consider the Worst part about?

>>49195304
Best part: it's not on the drive
Worst part: it exists so shitposters like you try to push it constantly

>>49195304
There is no best part.

The worst part is that you refuse to stop jibba-jabbing about it.

>>49195304
The best part is when people don't talk about it, the worst part is how often that isn't the case.

>>49195213
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>49195304
Could you post it? I can't find it anywhere on the drive.

>>49195304
My favourite is the drawback based on Ichigo being part everything that causes him to manifest powers you use that have a biological basis. I've been to Nintendogs, I want his family to explain him being part chihuahua.

>>49195304
The best part is the halfway interesting default Zanpakuto/Resureccion/Etc.

The worst part is that shitposting fucks like you won't shut up about it.

Since Ribbon Bearer makes you immune to FF status effects doesn't it also make it impossible for you to fall asleep?

What would be the best way to imitate the Norse pantheon Odin in Dresden Files? I want to futz around the NeverNever and freak fae out.

>>49195392
No it makes it impossible for people to put you to sleep in combat.

>>49195392
More likely that it makes it impossible to force you to fall asleep. It making it impossible to fall asleep naturally would be like saying that since it makes you immune to Silence you can't ever shut up.

>>49195367
https://docs.google.com/document/d/125qRcKrxJrkkf9-BoqFpSE_dwQF_EArpT4jObj1sMog/edit

>>49195375
that is legitimately hilarious.

>>49195231
Sakura needs intensive psychological care. Her fucktard brother, on the other hand...

What are the bounds of a single ability for PS238's Misc. Meta? For example, say I wanted to be able to perceive the EM spectrum as I do visible light: Would that be one power, or would I need several?

>>49195375
Based on the average jumpers genetics the kurosaki family is going to be the most depraved perverts imaginable.

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>>49195366
>He's complaining about Luth

WHAT IS THIS HERESY!?!

>>49195599
Make sure you get the ability to turn it off
I imagine post industrial era earth and space travel would be a little confusing.

>>49195231
One of the good things about Zouken being immortal is that no matter which war you choose you'll have an opportunity to kill him.

>>49195304
The best part is it's better than the other one.

The worst part is the arbitrary capstone limitation.

>>49195628
The Cat is not your waifu. The Cat is not your friend. The Cat will lead you kicking and screaming to the very edge of madness, knowing that once she has you there you'll gladly take the final plunge yourself.

The Cat is not to be trusted.

>>49195698
Actually he's not around in Apocrypha, Strange Fake, or Prototype as far as I know. Although yes, any of the mainline wars he's up and kicking.

>>49193849
I've just watched the movie, and I can assuredly say: What the FUCK japan?! That's just...beyond surreal.

>>49195577
Nah. She's just a sack of worms. Needs to die.

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>>49195746
What if I am the cat?
What if you're already mad
I mean you must be, you're here after all

>>49195577
About half the people in that setting need intensive psychological care.

On a related note, this is why I've stacked perks to help improve others' mental well-being. And clones to help give that out.

>>49195785
In Apocrypha and Strange Fake I assume that he's still around and doesn't appear due to the change in location of the grail wars. Guess he wouldn't be in Prototype though.

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>>49195599
My favorite for a while was basically Toggle from Young Justice, the ability to lock or unlock my abilities at will. Now I think I'll make a new one, likely something along the lines of the ability to train/learn better when suppressed now that I've got Limit Mode and Ready Player One (Kid Radd)

>>49195408
Pick him as your patron.

>>49195861
About half the people in a lot of settings we have need intensive psychological care, most of them either coming from Japan or being inspired by Japan. Naruto, Fate, Code Geass, Evangelion, DBZ, FEAR, Elfen Lied, Berzerk, I could go on.

>>49195857
>already mad

If I were, would I be angry about it?

>>49195377
Considering that the same question was asked on SB about 10 minutes prior, that was probably the author.

In which case, it's nice that they're pretending to care, and even better if they really do.

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>>49195861
There is only one that can be saved in fate.

>>49195213
I'm just gonna say it: paws would make for horrible handjobs.

>>49196006
Save her from the evil lewd clone.

>>49195893
Besides, Prototype and Strange Fake are pretty much the top two wars for paying cp to bail out of. Prototype has stuff like Hercules winning his first twelve fights no matter what, while Strange Fake is full of wank sheets. So many wank sheets. Archer/Avenger edgelord mortal Hercules with at least twelve Noble Phantasms is but one of many of its crimes.

>>49195304
The best part is the supplements that have not been made yet. Along with the scenarios. Other than that it's pretty okay. Also, why are you capitalizing best and worst?

>>49195999
I'd rather he stuck to porn jumps, the Hentai jump was more interesting and less salt producing than his Bleach jump.

>>49196021
>Save her from the evil lewd clone.
I don't follow you.

>>49195599
>able to perceive the EM spectrum as I do visible light
I would call that full spectrum vision, and one power.

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>>49196042
She's the bad kind of lewd.

How do pets work /jc/? Do they take up companion slots or can you just take them with you?

IE ASOIAF's Pet option, Age of Myth's Ravens, etc

>>49196038
He should do a Taimanin Asagi jump. It has better/more consistent lore than Bleach, whatever that might say about it.

>>49196077
>bad kind of lewd.
Nope still don't get it.

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>>49196021
Chloe's existance is complicated
She literally needs Yuri to live
And Illyas sexuality was already on a dark path before the split.

>>49196042
Chloe is Gayru Illya and starts her existence trying to kill Illya and becoming a real girl.

After they come to some kind or understanding her alignment is more "true neutral" rather than the flavors of good that the rest of the cast is so she looks evil in comparison.

>>49196077
ohohohohohohoho

>>49196163
Isn't that a hentai VN?

>>49196162
Nope, only people count for companion slots. Take as many non-sapient pets as you want.

>>49196077
That isn't clone, that's Toesucker.

>>49196163
I'd be okay with that. He's show he can do a fair job with lewd material and there's no one in the community generating that kind of content right now. It'd be a good niche.

>>49196175
>Isn't that a hentai VN?
You mean like Fate/Stay Night?

>>49196175
So is Fate/Tsukihime. And given the utter clusterfuck that Bleach turned into, I'd be surprised if Taimanin was more inconsistent/retarded lorewise.

>>49196175
It's about ninjas getting raped and mindbroken. It's many times more lewd than any Fate game.

People are only suggesting it to troll, basically.

>>49196223
>>49196210
You can take the lewd out of Fate/Tsukihime with no changes to the plot or setting. Not so much for Asagi. And only someone who never played the games think the plot/lore is even at Bleach levels of quality. Come on guys.

>>49196194
We should have a lewd folder, not the parasite one we have stuck to the drive now but an actual usable one where DD's stuff is still banned because fuck him.

>>49196210
Well, FSN just has sex scenes right? I mean we don't call Team America a puppet porn do we?

I mean my understanding of Taimanin was just rape. Fight the witch, get captured, rape.

Like 90% of the content was rape or some kind of accessory to rape.

Like Bible Black.

>inb4 you can't rape demon hunting ninjas
Or am I thinking of something else?

>>49196194
The way our shitposter keeps pushing lewd makes me think he really is just the MGE shitposter still butthurt after all these years.

>>49195599
>>49196074
Sorry, forgot to say that would cover using the entire spectrum as light, a source of navigation. To have the ability to decode information encoded in the EM spectrum other than visually would be a different power.

That would allow you to tune in on radio waves that cross your field of vision, see the TV channels the air waves are broadcasting, etc. And be another separate power.

A third power could give you multitasking ability with your senses so you could pay attention to multiple channels at once (if you did not have that ability from some other ability)

Also useful with this power would be perfect memory, allowing you to passively store everything your senses take in to sift though later at your leisure.

>>49195628
>Make sure you get the ability to turn it off
>>49195947
>My favorite for a while was basically Toggle from Young Justice, the ability to lock or unlock my abilities at will. Now I think I'll make a new one, likely something along the lines of the ability to train/learn better when suppressed now that I've got Limit Mode and Ready Player One (Kid Radd)
This is not a Perk, but powers granted by a perk; I would assume like nearly all superpowers you have control enough it does not distract or overpower your senses unless you have a disadvantage to that effect.

>>49196223
>>49196163
>Clusterfuck
>Inconsistent
What kind of idiot thinks Bleach has inconsistent or confusing lore? It's horribly paced and goes on for way too long but it's not hard to follow.

>>49196253
It's every bit as lewd as Fate/Tsukihime, given that the plot from all three games hinge on fucking. Like Mana Transferring, or the Synchronizer bit with the Maids from Tsukihime.

>>49196303
>Hi I never played any Type Moon games or else am misrepresenting them to push my shitposting

>>49196287
The way our shitposter keeps frothing at lewd makes me think he really is just puritan anon still butthurt after all these years.

>>49196267
That could work. The word on SB is that DD isn't managing that folder anyway, so we should just create a new one and link it to the main drive like he did. That way people that want that content can access it, but it isn't actually on the drive.

Win-win.

>>49196162
If they're non-sapient/sentient/whatever the term is, they don't count as companions.

Sadly, this mean they also don't benefit from companion respawn.

>>49196274
>Bible Black
If anyone wants a laugh, go watch the english dub of that. Funniest fucking thing.

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>>49196321
Is elementary school copy cat mockery really the best you can do? Go the fuck to sleep. School is tomorrow.

>>49196321
The way Kevin Smith keeps making movies makes me think he really is just high still blazin' after all these years.

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>>49196325
There's rice on your face

The sub is actually some what compelling, especially for a hentai flick.

>>49196267
>>49196322
Or QQ could just make their own drive instead of having people dig through hundreds of pages to find anything.

>>49196322
QQ just made a new one.

>>49196367
It's bait, just don't reply.

>>49196369
>>49196367
Anything in there besides the Generic Hentai Jump?

>>49196318
Are you retarded? There are entire routes in Tsukihime based around the fact that certain characters were/are getting raped. Same with Fate, but with worms. Looking at you, Kohaku/Sakura.

>>49196334
It's the best you deserve.

>>49196350
I'll drink to that.

Why does he keep replying to himself, /jc/?

>>49196385
>Kohaku
Rape the maids

>>49196393
Because you touch yourself to how I touch your mother at night.

>>49196382
Some but finding any of it is a bit of a chore, it is all one thread with no indexing to help find stuff.

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>>49196163
>Implying GHJ modern+fantasy fusion isn't already it.
>Implying you couldn't just take succubus maid companion and use the face.
>Implying we'll see anything like this jump in a blue moon.

>>49196385
As an element of backstory for that character. It's not the entire plot, nor is the game little more than end after end of gross rape CGs.

>>49196382
Monster misuse, generic lewd, coc, and the one where everyone has a debilitating injury.

>>49196435
So just DD's shit then?

>>49196323
Companion respawn? Wat?

>>49196435
Why is Kawawhatever banned again? Serious question here. It fits under our has substance sans lewds rule.

>>49196413
Blah. Someone over there should take charge of that and consolidate it all into one folder.

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>>49196418
>Those body proportions

>>49196484
>Literally nothing more than a generic highschool for cripples.
No it doesn't.

>>49196435
Most of that was DD and has nothing to do with QQ, good luck actually trying to find any of the stuff that QQ did.

>>49196490
They really should, it is a mess.

>>49196463
The new hentai jump is there too, I guess.

>>49196484
The whole shtick is finding ways to fuck cripples. Bible Black, with its weird cults and pseudo devil worship, has more of a plot than that.

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>>49196495
Oh wait, that's not my reaction
This is my reaction

>>49196495
Just ignore the bait.

What is with the sudden surge of people pushing for this shit.

>>49196495
>>49196521
Perhaps the same could be said for every japfap bait.

>>49196294
He's using an unsuccessful bait to launch into his newest shitpost tactic, basically. He cycles through subjects when he can't get the kind of (you)s he wants.

>>49196530
It's our shitposter samefagging.

>>49196530
Shitposter needs to cover all the bases before the long weekend ends.

>>49196507
DD kinda screwed them over by making a drive for them, and the running away.

>>49196530
>discussing lewd jumps
>pushing shit
Appropriate.

>>49196530
MGE shitposter is anti-red. Meaning all of his bullshit is butthurt at not being allowed to make his crappy jump and control the OP.

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>>49196525
I didn't realise it was bait
Honestly you guys have lost me

But I'll learn

>>49196162
>How do pets work /jc/?
>>49196323
>Sadly, this mean they also don't benefit from companion respawn.
If it is a normal pet you picked up in jump, you are correct that there is no automatic companion respawn,
However, he was asking about CP pets, and while they are not companion, they ARE CP bought, and have the same protection from permanent loss or destruction all CP items have, that amount to effectively the same thing.

That CP bird will not grow old and die any more that that CP sword would rust to uselessness, and recovers from death the same way a CP Item recovers from destruction.

>>49196607
>Madoka on top
Bullshit.

>>49196608
I would be sad forever is hope corgi perma died.

>>49196608
>>How do pets work /jc/?

I am confuse Anon, so confuse.

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>>49196618

>>49196607
It's not all bait, just that trying to separate the bait from everything else has become futile. Scatovore has won.

Trying to identify what is and is not bait when it comes to lewd posting is extra pointless though so best to ignore all of it.

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>>49196530
Firstly, this >>49196549 and this >>49196554. Also, Shitposter's just running the Thread to it's bump limit whilst thinking its some kinda victory each time they do so.

>>49196607
I'm also trying to learn how to notice it, Strike-Chan. It's a steep learning curve at times and then they can be fucking obvious in your face about it for a while.

On another note, what the fuck should I do with the DNA I got from the Killer Rabbit back in Dragon's Crown? Pic Related.

Also I'd like to know where I'm going to next /JC?

>>49196692
Gumdan AGE

>>49196692

FF7!

>>49196692
The Matrix.

>>49196690
B-but girls can't impregnate other girls!

That's forbidden love!

>>49196692
>On another note, what the fuck should I do with the DNA I got from the Killer Rabbit back in Dragon's Crown?

Bloody Roar.
Become the Killer Rabbit Zoanthrope.

>>49196692
You should obviously go to Star Wars OT.

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>>49196733
Sounds like you don't know enough about lesbian mating rituals.

>>49196642
>I would be sad forever is hope corgi perma died.
Is it not CP? There are some things you can do.
Some jump have pet import options, or you could use something like Elixirs of Life (from a Philosophers stone) or Peaches of Immortality.
And there are Resurrection spells.

How can I help Lee reach the top tiers in Naruto without invalidating his views by just handing him free power-ups? Outside of letting him use a time dilation chamber.

>>49196764
Dude, just help him get as strong as Gai. Gai almost killed Madara using the same techniques Rock Lee is training in.

>>49196751
*Blame! is not an accurate representation of lesbians, the connection ports are found at the base of the neck not the forehead.

>>49196764
Teach him the way of the drunken fist.

>>49196751
One of those lesbians looks awful young for headmating.

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What would you do the Dew for, /jc/?

>>49196759
No, he is CP. but i would be sad forever if he perma died.

>>49196502
>>49196513
I feel like being generic is as hell is not grounds for something being banned. It does have SOMETHING central to it beyond lewds. Is the only reason why it is banned because DD made it?

>>49196806
They're both thousands of years old at least. Also iirc the younger looking one is actually inhabiting the former body of the older one.

>>49196844
Pretty much. We have shit like 9 to 5 and other generic jumps, people just don't want things like Katawa Shoujo or Queen's Blade because of the author, despite both jumps being acceptable by the usual 'is it a lewd jump' metric

>>49195999
First, that was my co-author, not me. (for what little difference it makes)

>>49196163
>>49196194
Second, i dont know whether to laugh or be horrified. what the hell kind of reputation do i have here?

>>49196844
>>49196880
The thread has come to the conclusion that most if not all posting on this subject is the shitposter, please cease and desist. Even if this is incorrect further discussion on this subject will be ignored for the time being.

>>49196690
Not gonna lie, Madoka's last speech bubble got my motor running.

>>49196898
Hey dude. Just letting you know you're pretty okay for a lewd jump maker.

But the slider background on generic hentai is bullshit that lets you get absurd amounts of perks.

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>>49196721
Haven upgraded my Mech in a while, is there a import option?

>>49196725
Sure thing, I just have to kick Cloud hard enough to make him not Emo anymore. I think I may need more therapy perks though. Therapy no Jutsu and Anti-Demon Wavelength are here but I don't know how many can account for what he's got.

>>49196729
Is the Jump any good?
I;ve never looked at it and the Movies left me ambivalent to the setting.

>>49196735
You know that is a great (Horrible) idea! So, I'll do it.
What do you guys think is gonna happen when I become the Killer Rabbit Zoanthrope.

>>49196823
I don't like mountain dew. Would rather have a Sun Drop.

>>49196035
Because it's Justice. That retard can't shitpost his way out of a paper bag.

>>49196898
Lewd jumps are banned in this thread. You're hated because our shitposter uses your jump to shitpost in this thread and cause trouble.

>>49196898
I loved Generic Hentai and I hope you do more stuff like that in the future. We need a jump maker handling that. You get why it'll never make the drive, but you still made it anyway.

Maybe look at some other H titles and think about making those as jumps?

>>49196937
>Is the Jump any good?

Yes, it's fine.

>inb4 Anti-red shitposting.

>>49196898
Replacement jumps like your Bleach are also banned. Our shitposter also spams it here to shitpost, thus making people like you even less.

>>49196937
>is there a import option?
I'm pretty sure all of the gundam jumps do.

>>49196967
He's too distracted with porn right now.

>>49196929
>pretty okay
Thanks, i think.

>slider background
um, yes? i didnt actually make it, but that was (probably) its intended purpose.

>>49196937
>Is the Jump any good?
Yeah, it's alright.
It's got a neat little multitasking perk that's second only to the one in Lovecraft.

>>49196992
Take the hint, man. Talking about banned shit is just going to make people attack you. If you want to hang out here that's fine, but know the rules and standards. This isn't SB.

>>49196912
Good for you thread. The rest of us will keep talking how we want yeah?

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This is not a new feeling.

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>>49196898
>what the hell kind of reputation do i have here?
A lewd one. Now get to work.

>>49196958
>>49196970
For the record, ive never posted a single one of my jumps here. I am aware that you wont aprove of them, so i never really bothered.

you have no idea how pissed i was when i found out GHJ had been posted.

>>49197049
I'm not blaming you. You just mentioned your reputation, so I wanted to explain how you are viewed because your work has been used as nothing but a tool of shitposting here.

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>>49193070
>>49193571
...I feel like at some point during GO's development they brought on some artists who actually knew nothing about Fate except that it's about legendary heroes who missed the memo about how all the heroes are supposed to look like cute girls or Saber.

This is funny to me.

>>49193293
Sunlight 4 lyfe.

>>49193439
Where did you get that from? Far as I know there was never any canon reason the Umbra beat the Lumen, could've been bad luck as much as anything. And then Balder got keikaku'd into launching the Witch Hunts after the witches were still recovering.

>metaphysically bound omnicucks

...you're going to have to explain this one. And more importantly, how the magical practitioners canoncially damned to Hell aren't whatever that is.

Reminder that without any support from Hell's greatest blacksmith, meaningful allies and nothing but the glaive on his back young Balder stalemated Bayonetta twice and almost cut her down once before they were sent back in time.

And this was LONG AFTER Bayonetta beat Jubileus at half power.

>>49193702
This pretty much.

>>49193762
>It is supposed that humanity selected the name Jubileus, taken from the word jubilee, meaning a celebration of rejoicing, in an attempt to turn Divine Will into worldly happiness via repeated recital of His name.
>His

...yep.

>>49193779
Howdy!

>>49194755
Isidoros go and stay gone.

>>49194792
Because Fate makes its' female characters OP by portraying them as the ultimate top dog of the metaphysical hierarchy, and makes its' male characters OP by saying they can beat up anyone if they try hard enough for no good reason.

>compatibility
>counter force
>MEoDPs allegedly weaker than Ryougi's

No.

Good.

Reason.

>>49194961
CHA/WIS is best build for seizing control, INT is also helpful for making sure you live somewhere nice.

>>49195304
I have no opinion on it because I think of Bleach the same way I think of parasitic worms.

>>49197049
I respect you for not giving a shit.

>>49197048
i can add it to the list if you want, but i have other jumps i want to finish before i start a new one.

>>49197110
>Pissed
>Not giving a shit
Learn to read.

>>49197113
See >>49197007

>>49197090
what

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>>49197048
Now that's a little more realistic

I mean she's a bit soft for a demon hunting ninja but it's a hentai so... At least I can reasonably believe that she has intestines.

>>49196982
Cool.

>>49197003
Ah, one of those kinds of things.

>>49197074
Hi ASA

>>49197123
the irony here is that SB has harsher restrictions on me talking about QQ things than you do.

that said, i intend to keep my record of not posting things you will automatically reject.

>>49197113
Take your time, I'll look forward to it.

>>49197123
>Learn to read.
For not giving a shit about this thread's autism.

>>49197195
Then please, just stop replying to that guy suggesting lewd shit to you. Even if you take his suggestions to heart, it's not something you should talk about here. He's just shitposting.

That said, another warning? Anything you make that breaks the rules, he's going to spam here in his eternal attempt to kill the thread for not letting him make his crappy jump years ago.

>>49197074
>...I feel like at some point during GO's development they brought on some artists who actually knew nothing about Fate except that it's about legendary heroes who missed the memo about how all the heroes are supposed to look like cute girls or Saber. This is funny to me.

I feel like you don't actually know anything about the series beyond that it has some cute girls and saber in it and thus make wide assumptions that everyone looks that way. Here's a hint- at least half of the characters aren't cute girls or saber, far more then half now that GO is a thing.

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>>49197074

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>>49195577
It occurs to me Shinji is the only character in Fate who doesn't get a "ooh, look at his tragic backstory" moment. Even ZOUKEN gets reminded of how far he's fallen from his quest for immortality in Heaven's Feel by the Einzbern ancestor lady moments before his dead.

To be fair he's a bit young to have a tragic backstory.

>>49196175
>>49196077
Reminder that if Kuro never existed Illya would be this Nanoha-like powerhouse of magical energy.

>>49196898
As far as I can tell you're currently in a bit of a pickle because one guy posted two of your jump here for a laugh, then someone else tried to make a serious move to put it on the drive (a thing that is not okay) and now people are fusterclucking at each other because nobody can tell who's baiting and who's serious anymore.

So uh. In short, there's a bunch of people who're cross at you for various reasons and a vocal minority trying to push what you made.

...

Welcome to JC!

>>49197195
Why doesn't QQ have a drive? It is very hard to find stuff on that 100+page thread everything is posted to.

You know, just to spite you guys, I'm going to ask.

What's everyone's favorite banned jump?

>>49197229
yet another reason why the power to punch people through the internet would be the greatest power ever.

>>49197074
>Because Fate makes its' female characters OP by portraying them as the ultimate top dog of the metaphysical hierarchy, and makes its' male characters OP by saying they can beat up anyone if they try hard enough for no good reason.

Every time you post I'm more convinced you only know the series from these threads. It seems you do the same thing with other series too. It's really close minded of you.

So there's something I'm confused about when it comes to the Devil Summoner jump: which Devil Summoner universe is it set in? Because I thought that the Raidou and the Soul Hacker series took place in different universes, given that the former seems to be a sort of mix of Persona and SMT (Lucifer is his SMT incarnation, but Shindao seems to act like a Persona like Final Boss), while the latter is a cyberpunk counterpart to SMT.

>>49197195
What other jumps are you working on, out of curiosity? I kind of liked you made your jumps, even though both are unacceptable, and I'd like to jump something made by you. Anything non-lewd/non-remake?

>>49195304
>>49195999
If you are an Arthor, thank you for showing up!

I like the Racial "Learn everything about this type of being eventually" Items, but not the price, since the ones you need the most will be undiscounted, and are 800CP instead of the usual 600 CP

I do not like the fixed Hybrid options, since they do not have stuff like a Fullbring-Hollow mix, despite the links there in the source energy.

A "Half an Ichigo Hybrid" where you just choose the two backgrounds you want to be descended from would be nice.

Maybe a "One Big Family" perk, where you can gain two companions based on each side of your heritage (one the in jump mother with one of your backgrounds, another the in jump father with the other of your two backgrounds)

I really DO wish you would officially post your jump to the thread for review, so it could possibly be placed on the Drive. The current jump, has not been updated in several seasons, and the jump maker is awol, and I do not think Brutus is completely unreasonable.

>>49197229
Come on now, even Scatovore doesn't deserve to be compared to DD.

>>49197257
I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill myself.

>>49197275
It's Soul Hackers.

>>49197251
it does? we made a new one a few days ago.

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Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains within the sound of silence

In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
'Neath the halo of a street lamp
I turned my collar to the cold and damp

When my eyes were stabbed
By the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more
People talking without speaking
People hearing without listening

People writing songs
That voices never share
And no one dare
Disturb the sound of silence

"Fools," said I, "you do not know
Silence, like a cancer, grows.
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you."
But my words like silent raindrops fell
And echoed in the wells of silence

And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon God they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
And the words that it was forming

And the sign said,
"The words of the prophets
Are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls."
And whispered in the sound of silence

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>>49197231
Bitch please, I watched Z and SN.

I have ALSO watched the MORE RECENT editions such as Apocrypha, Extra and yes-GO. Believe me, I'm well aware there's quite a few bara dudes and handsome fellows in the 'verse, but don't deny that the franchise pushes its' cute girl characters very, very hard for otaku marketing purposes.

>>49197233
"Didn't we agree we were just chatting, right?"

>>49197279
He's the MGE shitposter. An even older problem.

>>49197195
This post >>49197276 is shitposting. Remember to ignore.

>>49197260
A reminder that if people were capable of punching each other through the internet, everyone would get punched in every argument, regardless of intelligence, just for being on the "wrong" side.

>>49197276
>Fullbring-Hollow
That IS the hybrid. A Fullbring is a human-hollow mix. It's not possible to be Fullbring and Hollow since a fullbring is a human that's partly hollow. If they become a hollow, then they're no longer the human they need to be for fullbring

>>49197292
Ah, I assumed so, but I remember it mentioning the Kuzunoha clan and got confused.

Jump #136: Farscape
>Nine of Cups (A state of joy and abundance radiating fulfillment and bliss.)
>Age: 27
>Location: Cargo Bay on Moya
>Identity: Drop-In, Human
>Drawbacks: You're Me! (+100)
...so wait, do we both have the same powers by Jumpchain fiat? That has implications.
>Empath (Free, Drop-In)
So, not only can I use my clairvoyance to operate as postcognition, but I can get a feel for events with particularly strong emotion. And ghosts. Wait, how does that work?
>Astronaut (1000)
Maybe I didn't hitch a ride over with John Crichton, but if I ever come across something he's used, I'll know what it's for. For all the good that does. Still, a little more zero-g training won't do any harm.
>Officer (900)
And I may not be a Peacekeeper, but I know their procedures and can fake it like nobody's business. Hey, maybe this means I can keep people from killing certain individuals during the mutiny! Because that would be SUPER important to the plot.
>Psychic (600)
Oh sweet, psychic powers. Mentally-oriented only, no telekinesis, but that's okay. Still nifty. Probably already something I can do but it never hurts to shore up the bases.
>Humans! Are! SUPERIOR! (0)
You all know this to be true. Menschheit über alles.

>Wait. You're from Earth too?
No, no. Well. Sort of. Just not the one you're from. Parallel universes and all that rot. Also, while I could PROBABLY find a way to get you back, it's not a good idea. Wormholes are annoying, and speedy faster-than-light travel is dangerous in the hands of conquerers. It's not Star Trek out there, after all.
>But... damn.
On the plus side, we humans have to stick together! Mostly because https://youtu.be/on9S95CctKM
>WHY are you talking like that.
Because it's funny. Also you're going to run into a lot of interesting people! I intend to kill the bigger assholes for the sake of making the universe a better place.
>Okay. And... uh. Him? Twins?
...What? Wait. You. In the pod. Scoot!

>>49197276
I agree with all of these points.

Mostly because I think it would be hilarious to be a "Substitute Arrancar".