/nfl/ general - GREAT BOONDOGGLE edition

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TOXINS
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This general has slashes, so it's superior

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>>77953343
>DEN: Paxton Lynch expected to miss 2-4 games
>IND: Irsay gives non-answer on Luck's timetable
irsay's awareness of what is going on is limited to the arrival time of his next cocaine delivery

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>>77953676
I agree. You are quite astute, my good man.

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When will the world go back to normal?

>>77953475
fpbp

>>77953837
>Panthers get exposed in owl
>Falcons get exposed in owl

Rip Bucs/Saints

>>77953837
>Saints being great
>normal

Pick un.

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Reply to this thread if your team is the only playoff-caliber team in your division.

Sup, Texanbros.

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>>77953909
Disgusting

>>77954077
>t. Glitter Kitties

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>>77953909
yo

>Browns sign ward

>>77954254
This has to be fake.

>>77953837
>Team with the 30th best all time win pct being great
>Normal
Fuck off. Tampa Bay is last and Atlanta is about 28th. Carolina has a losing record all time and has easily the best record in that tragedy you call the NFC South

>>77954298
I meant that's what's going to happen. Buncos can't trade him before Sat and are forced to cut him, Browns sign

>>77954152
ordinarily I'd agree, but the Bengals have been right there with you the last couple years, so I'm afraid I can't allow your post to continue.

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WEEKLY REMINDER THIS TEAM HAS THE LONGEST TITLE DROUGHT IN ANY PRO SPORT NOW THAT THE CUBS HAVE A TITLE

Absolutely pathetic.

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Dolphins

>>77954720
So just when are y'all gonna start calling him Cutty Sark?

>>77954522
I had Bengals at 9-7, but that was before the Burfict suspension.

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our year la

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>>77954780
Week 6

>>77955044
>@Falcons
Why then?

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>>77954720
is Jay the QB of the future?

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>>77953909
>tfw every team in the division is playoff caliber
AFCBest

Only Sweden could fuk this shit up so badly. Now there are 2 nfl threads. A European version and American version.


Y'all niggas telephone each other and merge or execute one. Cant believe we won WW2 together with this kinda of ineptitude.

Dubs for no suspension for zeke

>>77955967
So close.

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listen here, niggers. the kansas city chiefs are going to the AFCCG and there's absolutely nothing any of you can do about it

>>77956156
Enjoy Cam Erving ya dummy.

>>77956156
good thing 100m dashes are pointless to winning handegg games, enjoy your avg season lol.

>>77956156
is this a spicy new meme my fellow kcbro

>>77956239
>he doesn't know the magic walrus is a lineman guru
day of the rake when

>>77956568
The "Walrus" has his work cut out for him. Enjoy the blown blocking assignments in the meantime.

>>77955498
>Broncos and Chargers
>Playoff caliber

>>77956699
so many casuals ITT

>DeAndre Hopkins finally getting that extension

About time

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>>77956699
>implying Trevor Siemian isn't elite

>>77953343
>playing in a 30.000 capacity stadium

SUDDEN SUSPICIOUS GOODELL HEART ATTACK WHEN

>>77957781
When he pisses off his bull Mara

>>77957102
>this desperate delusion
>the disheveled gypsy tent city of Denver

>people hate the Panthers just cause of Cam
>ignore the likable defense
why?

Bear with me because I've never streamed an NFL game before. Is there a common website where streams are available? Don't even know where to start. Trying to watch Lions x Bills

>>77958499
r/NFLstreams

>>77958434
Diva negro QBs tend to be more visible than the literal whos on defense

>>77958601
Thank you for the non-judgmental response

>BREAKING NEWS: Landry Jones still fucking sucks.

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uh, guys

>>77958808
What did he mean by this?

>>77958808
nice b8 m8

>>77958808
>not even getting the font right

It would have been literally easier to make a fake account just so you could post a screencap.

>dat NFC North

Sad.

Things are looking up for the Browns.

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>losing to >us

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Is Dobbs elite?????

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>>77953909

>o line collapses
>wilshit leg broken

Cant wait

>>77956699
>chargers
>bad

Niggers went like 5-11 while losing like 6 games in the 4th quarter by blowing a lead. They are highly underrated by the retards that inhabit this thread

>>77961935
I know right? three shitty ass teams and one elite perennial contender

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>>77955498
>only division to lose to the 2016 Cleveland Browns
>AFC"""Best"""

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>>77956156
nope, Chefs will be 3rd in the AFCW...

>>77963582
Yeah, they're doin' real good with Favre's backup.

How 'bout them TOXINS

>>77954917
They've still been a consistent playoff team.

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>>77956482
i made it last year after >we swept the division. took a while but it was a fun one to make. we need more chiefs OC, I just haven't had time lately

>>77971126
>more chiefs

I think we have just the right amount.

>Tom Brady is 40

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>Gee Scott 710ESPN @TheGeeScott 2m2 minutes ago
>My source is telling me that Jermaine Kearse has been traded to the NY Jets. #Seahawks

WE SHELDON NOW BOYS

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>>77973482
>A senior citizen is literally and unironically the best player in the NFL.

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>Mike Garafolo@MikeGarafolo
>Done deal. Sheldon Richardson to Seattle, source says.

WEW
E
W

>the Jests

Will this tank surpass "suck for Luck"?

>>77974363
>>77975295
hnggggg

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>Richardson for Kearse
FULL TANK MODE ENGAGE

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>Ian RapoportVerified account @RapSheet
>Once #Seahawks’ trade for Sheldon Richardson is done, they will discuss dealing DL Ahtyba Rubin, source said. #Broncos a top landing spot

>If Richardson walks at the end of the year, the Seahawks get a 3rd round comp pick

>>77963558
Cool, the 0-16 Lions lost most of their games in the 4th quarter too. Guess they were actually a great team that just fell on some bad luck, huh?

>>77953343
What other teams do San Diego people follow besides being Raidniggers?

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>>77971126
heres a chef pic if you dont have it already

>yfw Osweiller gets another job before Kaepernick

>>77976402
queergirls

>>77958434

Almost everyone on the Panthers is likeable. J-Stew is the most underrated RB in the NFL.

I also like Cam because, fuck it, when he's on a roll his childish giddiness is infectious.

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>>77978286
>/cfb/ is here
>still have to wait weeks for NFL

>>77978324
6 days, we can do this

>>77978269
Crapperdick might as well go to Canada because he's never getting another NFL job

Victor Cruz is cut from da Bears

what went wrong?

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What did Sweden mean by this?

>>77978340
he got injured in the 4th preseason game

How many of these former Browns kneeled the other week? I'm not autistic enough to count:

Players cut to reach 53: WR Mario Alford, WR Rasheed Bailey, LB B.J. Bello, WR Josh Boyce, S Christian Bryant, DL Desmond Bryant, S Trey Caldwell, DB Justin Curry, OLB Ladell Fleming, CB Joe Haden, CB J.D. Harmon, CB Alvin Hill, TE Nate Iese, OL Gabe Ikard, OL Cam Johnson, TE Taylor McNamara, WR Richard Mullaney, G Kit O'Brien, DB Ed Reynolds II, DE Karter Schult, CB Channing Stribling, DT Brandon Thompson, RB Brandon Wilds, WR James Wright

>>77978340

Kendall Wright beat him out

I still say Cruz lands somewhere. I think Carolina would be the best fit but he'll probably end up on the fucking Jets.

>>77978340
Le permanently injured man

>>77978333
>trips of fortitude

Yes you can, but if your QB is named Carr, it's the season you might not survive.

>>77978338
I have to hand it to my fellow Americans, you have to be pretty fucking racist to pick OSWEILER or BORTLES over Kaepernick.

>>77978379
I'll take Bortles over Assweiler any day

>>77978364

We don't need him, plus Gettleman is gone now. We've got a decent corp of guys.

>David Gettis 2.0, Funions, ByrdGang, Jerry's Boy Bersin, That Shepherd guy from Tampa, and the rookie.

However, we should be signing Revis to play safety and should be finding some veteran to play backup corner.

>>77978379
They all suck.

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>>77978355
>gay couple
>white guy is there to see his childs birth
>black guy is late

WHAT INDEED, SWEDEN.

>>77978400
I didn't give you the list to rank, only that if you ranked all 32 NFL starters and then Kaepernick, even the most assbusted crybaby couldn't mathematically rank him lower than the top 25

>>77978355
the text in the beginning is in Finnish

nice try though

>>77978405

I saw Cruz as another Jerricho Cotchery. Old slot guy. Then again, they've got Samuel and McCaffrey now.

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>>77976797
thanks fellow chefbro, have a rare Smeth

>>77978406
I'm shit at football, my little brother is shit at football.

I'm 5'10" 140 lbs, he's 6'3" 180. Some choices aren't difficult.

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>>77953909
>mfw the phins say they're making playoffs agin

>>77978443
So, sign neither of you. Got it.

>>77957102
journeymen tier at best

Elway can't draft QBs

>>77978440

I could see it if Dave was still here, but there's a reason Hurney got fired in the first place. IMO, Hurney and Richardson see Bersin as that Cotchery guy,and I've grown tired of hoping that faggot would get cut every season that I've just accepted it.

>>77978432
You're all the same totally gay Nordic countries Muhamad Bjornderssen

>>77954522
not even bengals fans believe in them this year. They look like shit, their o-line is thit. Bengals will finish 3rd in division.

Willie Snead suspended 3 games

>>77978546
SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY

>>77978546
http://www.rotoworld.com/headlines/nfl/361829/shocker-willie-snead-suspended-three-games?ls=roto:NFL:topheadlines

Black Monday comes for us all

This is...a tasty burger

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>>77978546
Poor snead

>>77978546
rip in peace reefer man

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>tfw still one week away from the regular season

>>77978355
What the fuck kind of Juice commercial is this?

>>77978546
tha WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

>>77974363
>>77975295
come the fuck on. sheldon richardson for kearse?

>>77978408
>gay couple

What the fuck are you talking about?It was just a white guy there to witness the birth of his wife's son.

>>77978688
Umm. Wtf. Story?

>>77978693
WEEEEEEEEEE-DUH

Is anyone else as surprised as me that the Bears actually have receivers better than Victor Cruz? How does this even happen?

>>77978756
He's absolute dogshit.

>>77978756
He has no knees

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>>77953343
honestly I cant wait to go see a game at stubhub this year. buddies gf is a big chargers fan so I guess we are all gonna go to a game this year. but I'd love for it to be a game the chargers actually win.
anyways the fed ex guy from work has already been to a game there and he says its amazing.

>>77978842
What game is it?

>>77978879
eh whatever he wants to go see really. I guess something in November. so jags, bills, or cowboys.
truthfully I dont really care. Id rather go to the eagles, dolphins or redskins game. but its up to him.

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What did he mean by this?

>>77978923
>November

I wonder how many people will be on IR by then.

Over/Under the Texans win more games than the rest of the AFC South combined?

I'm thinking
Texans 11-5
Titans 5-11
Jags 3-13
Colts 2-14

same question but with Patriots and AFC North

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How absolutely sad are tripcucks?
Could you imagining giving yourself a nametag on this site?
Being so pathetic yet narcissistic that you have no real meaningful interactions or friends in the real world and so you try and use this cancerous site as a proxy for actual friendships.
As if anyone gives a fuck who you are and when you post.

>>77978976
Simply by having Andrew Luck on your team play 12 games you are near guaranteed to win 4.

>>77978995
How absolutely sad are anons?
Could you imagining not giving yourself a nametag on this site?
Being so pathetic and cowardly that you have no real meaningful interactions or friends in the real world and so you try and use this cancerous site as a proxy while you fling shit anonmously.
As you accept that no one gives a fuck who you are and when you post.

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God FUCKING DAMN IT
Tombstone is the most quotable movie of all time and I just cant help but watch the entire movie every time it comes on
I mean its so bad its completely seeped into real life. luckily all my friends quote the movie all the time also.
>NOOOOOOOO!!!
>youre no daisy, youre no daisy at all
>I stand corrected anon, youre an oak
>Ill be your huckleberry
>dont worry anon, I still got one good arm to hold you with
>skin that smokewagon and see what happens
>well...........bye
>law dont go round here, lawdog
>why anon, you look like somebody just walked over your grave
>I have two guns, one for each of you
>you called down the thunder
>and hells coming with me
>Im afraid the strain was more than he could bear

this fucking movie man. just perfect.

>>77978995
>IT IS I. THE GUY WHO SPENDS ALL THE THREAD COMPLAINING ABOUT MEANINGLESS SHIT. PAY ATTENETION TO ME.

sports

>>77978737
http://www.denverpost.com/2017/09/01/utah-nurse-arrested-treating-patient/

JUST

>>77979090
DEFLATE

>>77979097
REMAINDERS

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>Super Bowl ring
>$16M for doing nothing on the way out

>tripfag not talking about sports
why am I not surprised

>>77978737
In Utah you need consent to draw blood from a unconscious patient , if the patient was involved in a commercial accident (trucking etc..) that involved a fatality then the police wouldnt need consent but it was not but did involve a fatality. Police officer was either mixed up on that knowledge or just didn't give a shit and arrested the nurse who was on the phone with the hospital lawyer

In short she is about to get paid

Over / Under Marshawn 9 TDs?

>>>/news/
>>>/b/
>>>/reddit/

fuck off, this is for discussion of the NFL

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>>77979108
I really liked him in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire until he got rekt.

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>top
>bottom
what did he mean by this

>>77979115
>Utah

Ha ha enjoy being unconscious and dying because there isn't a relative who would consent.

>>77979128
Under. He'll be riding the pine by week 7.

>>77979139
Where will peace come from ?!

Pls ?

>>77979128
under
he's just there for the glory and light work
he's not gonna volunteer to be the battering ram anymore, especially not against those defenses
lynch just wants to break off a couple land dragons for da bay and retire

>>77979146
They need the guys blood because of a crime scene involving a fatality, all they needed was a warrant which if they did their due diligence could have gotten in less than 2 weeks

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Give it to me straight

I know we're in for another tough year, I've gotten used to the pain and apathy by now and aren't like those delusional MUH 85fags, but is there any light at the end of this tunnel? Even a glimpse?

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This is CJ Beathard, the backup QB for the San Francisco 49ers. Say something nice about him.

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>kearse for Richardson

I might have missed Kearse if it wasn't for the fact that he sucked massive dick last season.

How good is Sheldon Richardson? can he actually give the seahawks interior pass rushing capacity?

>>77979199
This is a take I can support.

>>77979201
So the guy could just get the fuck off if he recovered just enough to drag himself out of there?

>>77979234
'no'

At least Trubisky hasn't looked like shit.

>>77979199
>Great Gatsby too high
>War and Peace just right
>1984 too low
>For Whom the Bell Tolls too low
>Ulysses too low
>Grapes of Wrath too high
>Atlas Shrugged too low
>Catch 22 too low
>Brave New World too low
>Heart of Darkness waaaaay too low
>To Kill a Mockingbird just fucking right

>>77979234
>85
>its now 2017
Can you imagine going 32 years without ever seeing your team win? 90% of this board is younger than 32 years. Wow.

>>77979254
He's a beast when he's not blasting his own teammates on the press or being suspended.

He'll fit just right on the Hawks.

>>77979244
that TD run against the Chorgers was kinda nice

>>77979139
That he really, really, really likes women.

Oni you out here

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Wtf

>>77979244
He could start for the jest.

R8 my puppers

>>77979325
>cowboys
>good

>>77979325
>raiders
>good

>>77979325
>cowboys
>good

>>77979351
dumbass forgot pic/10

>>77979372
not football related, reported

>>77979262

> Atlas fucking shurgged too low.

Look an American having a shitty opinion. What a garbage book and even more garbage philosophy.

/spoiler/ Ayn Rand died on social security and probably without a sense of irony. /spoiler/

is it a requirement to be gay before becoming a tripfag, or does being a tripfag make you gay

:thinkingface:

>>77979372
>PS4
Disgusting, you do not deserve those majestic doggos.

Sup /nfl/.

Unless I'm mistaken, I haven't seen an official /sp/ spread pick'em in a couple years so I created one if anyone's interested.

http://games.espn.com/nfl-pigskin-pickem/2017/en/group?groupID=138361

pw = spee

>>77979423
>having an e!spn account
Get out

>>77979404
Doesn't matter. Either way, tripfaggots are actual faggots.

>>77979423
There already is one, wait for the guy to post link

>>77979423
I miss Harbaughtism ;_;

>>77979397
>implying I am as far Right as Rand

Why should I be surprised that a fucking leaf doesn't diversify their knowledge of the political spectrum.

If you want to win any sort of politics you need to get support from both sides and to do that you need to understand what the other side is expecting of you.

>>77979372
Better hope you erase the exif

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Aside from injuries, give me one good reason why the Xecucks won't be ranked number one in defense this season

>>77979443
Will do, not sure how I missed that.

>>77979490
Depth in the secondary

When ET3 went down last year, so did the rest of the defense.

>>77979490
being old wash up cucks who use BLM to stay relevant in the media.

Oni was cut from the Raiders ;_;7
Hopefully he'll latch on somewhere else

>>77979490
Earl Thomas is dead. He was the key.

>Tramaine Brock traded to Seattle for 7th round pic

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>>77979508
They have a bit more depth for DBs this year compared to last year, but that won't really make much of a difference if they lose Thomas, Chancellor or Sherman

>>77979523
Thanks for reminding me of that

>>77979490
Watching scenes on the bench between star defensive players and Carroll/Wilson/Bevell should be interesting.

>>77979462
> Knowing your enemy as if they aren't caricatures of themselves.

Some real Jedi shit. I'll read up just for you, big boi.

>>77979564
From what I've seen in preseason so far, Thomas doesn't look like he's missed a step since he broke his leg, but we won't find out if that's true or not until they play the Puckers

>>77979604
I'm looking forward to that too. I hope no one gets arrested before our bye week

>>77979573
He was already on the Seahawks you dipshit.

>>77979490
by stats or effectiveness? they will have the best stats because their schedule isn't offensively loaded, but they will still go 10-6 when any team with a pass rush fucks their offense up, and they will get shredded by the packers and falcons, especially in the playoffs

>>77979632
Shit I meant to put Vikings. My bad.

>>77979642
Stats

>>77976315
Technically it is some bad luck, because if you fire up those almonds, it's pretty fucking hard to have a winless season.

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>>77979545
Fuck, I hope he lands on a good team

>>77979462
>diversify your political spectrum

That way lies madness

>>77963558
>5-11
That seems to be the sign of truly great and underrated teams, no doubt.

>>77979693


Shhh I wanna hear him defend reading Rand more.

Gabe "IR" Holmes reportedly gone

>>77979751
Nah leaf I'm done. Ignorance is bliss :^)

GA3 cut, hopefully he comes back on PS

>>77978379
Kaepernigger wouldn't even make backup on most teams, while asking for starter pay lmao get the fuck outta here fag

>>77979751
No one should read Rand

>>77979802
Current starters for week 1 include Bortles, McCown or Tolzien. Kaep is bad but not THAT bad.

>>77979870
They're all about on par with Karp for like a quarter or less of his asking price. Notice none of those teams are in the playoff hunt, either. Even if Krap was a little bit better than their starter, it wouldn't be enough to make them into a playoffs team, and it would still cost them a lot more while not really winning more.

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>>77979244
fuck you you fucking faggot, you'll never be anything more than a backup
t. ISU fan

>>77979139
he wants out of the closet so bad

Chargers will beat the Broncos week one :)

>>77979508
Shit, they got Scottish Thunder as a backup now.

He's...serviceable

>>77979789
No way he makes PS sorry

>>77979870
Jets are tanking, it would be counter productive to upgrade, even marginally.
Colts wouldn't bring him in just to play for a few weeks until Luck comes back.
Jags are still hoping they can salvage Bortlels.
It's not going to happen.

>>77979932
I'm a Xecucks fan living in Donkeyville and that would make me very happy

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>>77979920
The question is not if CJ will start, the question is WHEN will he start.

>>77979917
>Kaep asks for starter money
Is there any source at all besides that Breitbait report?

And anyway the Jags would literally, unironically be better with Kaep because if Bortles gets injured and can't pass a physical next March they're forced to pay him $19M next season. Even if Kaep asks for $15M (doubt.jpg) they'd be better just paying him with no risk for next season.

>>77979961
I'm not campaigning for anyone to sign him, he's not that good.

do you ever bet on the games, lads?

literally impossible to make money betting on the All Blacks unless you drop like 100k
>they're paying $1.02 to win in their next game
kek

will unironically put 20 nz pesos on the chargers to beat the broncos lel (itshappening)

Does anybody else find it boring asf how the leagues best RB or QB wins MVP year after year. It's stupid. Take 1987, Reggie White gets 21 sacks in 12 games. Elway has 19 TD and 12INT. And fucking Elway won it.

It's so repetitive, a defensive player will have an all time great season, and some QB with a typical good QB Statline will win it

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>>77979995
delusion, my poor mis-guided friend. he wasn't good at iowa and he won't be good against anyone but 4th stringers trying to make the team, which is who he was playing against.

>>77980085
Didn't Jerry Rice also get 22 TDs that year? How could horse face Elway win the MVP?

>>77980102
>he wasn't good at Iowa
You mean his team wasn't good. Look at his stats adjusted for dropped passes sweetie. CJ is a great developmental prospect with an incredible amount of toughness and a strong football IQ. He's not ready to start yet, but in three years time he will be a top five QB.

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>>77963394
Soon....

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after talking shit all offseason I kinda put things in perspective
>best LB corps in the division
>best D line in the division
>best secondary in the division
>somehow the best TE's in the division
>somehow not the worst WR corps in the division
its just
>worst O line in the league
>iffy special teams
>old man OC trying to save his job instead of winning games
>Ive made my peace with bradford. it was a necessary evil and things could be a lot worse.

there's my one optimistic post a season

>>77980251
>top five QB
In his own team.

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>>77980102
>he wasn't good at iowa
he wasn't great but he was servicable

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>there are """""men"""""" here that will spend an entire day of their week watching cuckegg
>these purposeless losers will wake up and watch cuckegg starting at 11am. Then watch a cuckegg game at 3ish. Then watch Sunday night cuckegg.
>They'll go to work and complain about how the weekends go too fast and how they are out of shape
>after spending 1/7 of their week watching cuckegg they will have only actually watched like 35 minutes, the rest is commercials

As a former cuckegg fan: you guys need to drop this shitty ass sport

>>77980350

get some friends, fella

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my ravens gon take it this year honey

ya'll faggots better strap it in

>>77980060
>do you ever bet on the games, lads?
only with my mates, money game for twenty or thirty bucks every now and then

>>77980325
How's not even reaching 2,000 yards in his senior year serviceable?

>>77980169
Yep, rice scored 22. White/Rice should've split IMO

But the voters are idiots who over interpret the word "valuable"

>>77980350
>he doesn't have workout sessions with the bros while watching games

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>sign Borg Asswiper for 16 million a year
>realize he's actually absolute shit
>see Tony Romo cut by the Cowboys
>quickly TRADE A 2ND ROUND PICK just to dump Osweiler's salary and make room for Romo
>Romo would rather retire than play for your team
>in panic, trade two more FIRST ROUND PICKS to the Browns so you can get a black meme QB
>find out he's garbage too
>your entire city gets flushed in a gigantic hurricane flood for good measure
Is there a more JUST team than these jokers?

>>77980350
>one day of their week
>forgetting Thursday Night Football
>forgetting Monday Night Football
>forgetting college football
>only watching the games that are network tv
Do you think we're fucking casuals?

>>77980060
>tfw sports gambling is illegal in Washington state but Indian casinos aren't

>>77980454

well that's fucked

>>77980452
The Jets are tanking for a QB who is going to stay in college so he doesn't have to play for the Jets.

>>77980060
It's illegal everywhere but Nevada.

>>77980453
>>only watching the games that are network tv
i know right, i don't know jack shit about the internet but i saw preseason games on fucking youtube
pretty wild

>>77980523
>delay making millions of dollars a year so I can play for shit franchise B instead of shit franchise A

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>>77980452
god I forgot about all that
add this in
>doomed to win the division again since the other retard teams cant step up, so youre gonna be stuck with obrien and that entire worthless staff in the organization for years and years until the defense finally gives out and the team completely goes to shit instead of going for it while you have all the pieces to win

damn texans bros. rough. oh and paying WR1 calvin johnson money to a great WR who has no chance to be even top 20 this year because
>no QB

>>77980501
>muh morality save duh kids becuz JEEEEEZUS said gamblin is bad

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>>77980293
>somehow the best TE's in the division
nigga what
also the packers dline is going to be phenomenal and might be the best in the division this year

>>77980452
>>Romo would rather retire than play for your team
>implying you know shit about shit
LUL

>>77980085
Even with QBs it's rigged. Brees deserved the MVP in 2008 and 2009.

>>77980669
>drafted in 2018
>picked by the Jets, have career ruined by a terrible organization
>drafted in 2019
>picked by the Steelers and win a superb owl within five years
Staying in college is the right choice.

>>77980777
Trips confirms

>>77980733
its great you guys got martellus. I always liked him on the bears. good TE.
but dude has to split a workload. he's on his way out. and there is nothing behind him.
unless you meant eric ebron? whoever is on the bears?
I honestly cant name one TE behind bennett and you guys havent had the best TE corps in the division since favre?
jermichael finley was bretty good till he died.

>>77980739
t. buttmad Cuckston fan

>>77980792
So he's going to fall out of the top 10?

>>77980792
the jets arent a terrible organization they've just been snakebit

>>77980839
Yes, Sam is going to tactically underperform so he can be selected by a better organization.

>>77980871
The Jets are totally dysfunctional.

>>77980902
no they arent

>>77980889
>>77980792
>>77980523
>>77980669
>wanting sam darnold

josh allen, mason rudolph are better.

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>>77980085
>performance decides an award given out my the media
Good goy

>>77978976
The Patriots are in the AFC North?

>>77980085
they should just make an Otto Graham aware for the best QB and then have some other position win mvp

>>77980989
Didn't you hear? Goodell moved the Bengals to the AFC East because he was tired of hearing the Ravens and Steelers cry all the time.

>>77980889
Anyway, how is everyone so sure Darnold is going to be the unquestioned #1 next year?

>>77980930
They are even worse than the Redskins. And the Redskins botched negotiations with their QB and burned their bridges trying to make him look like a greedy asshole and fired their most competent GM in years calling him a drunk on the way out.

>>77980952
What's so good about Josh Allen? He threw 15 picks last year in a conference that's pure shit.

>>77981034
well thats just your opinion

>>77980825
bennett, kendricks, richard rodgers>kyle rudolph, ???
you said corps and not an individual, but I would still argue that bennett is better than rudolph, he just had to split receptions with gronk and edelman
the packers will still make much better use of the TEs available to them than the vikings will

>>77981034
>They are even worse than the Redskins
Ok come on now. I know football gets people's tempers up, but let's not get nasty over here.

>>77981034
oh well Im a homer. dude is from a little town in the central valley we used to play at football.

but yeah his stats dont warrant being #1. but dude wins games. kinda big ben gunslinger type.
he's going in the first. but yeah Im excited for him this year. I expect him to improve lots. dude got thrown into the fire last year. held his own. watch some tape on him. if they win a game its because of him, not despite him.

>>77981073
>black TE's
yeah Im sure thats gonna work out for you guys. one of em is gonna duck a block and get rodgers out for a few games. cap this.

>>77980325
>Beathard actually threw enough to throw 10 INTs
I thought the good ol' Kirk Ferentz ground n pound would prevent that

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>another year
>another Owl without a Cat Bowl
why cant the cat teams get it together?

>>77981222
Out of those 4, Bengals Panthers seems mpst likely

>>77981048
>>77981100
Well okay, maybe the Redskins is too harsh a comparison even for the Jets. Or for anyone, really.

>>77981117
He'll get better but from what I watched it's a little too son to not put any brakes on his hype train.

Obviously he's the best and most talented player on that team and the closest guy to him is two galaxies from being two galaxies away from him but he'll have to cut on his turnovers next year. Does Wyoming play any actual non-shit team? Should be interesting seeing him against actual NCAA level defenders.

>>77981272
ehh I guess
really both AFC teams are probably going to be awful

>>77981311
Bungles aren't going to be awful. Not very good either, but they're not terrible, they might even look competent the two games that Burfict is allowed to play after this suspension and next one.

>>77981356
yeah but the Bungles gonna bungle
we all know it's gonna happen and they'll end up 6-10 or 7-9

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>>77963394
the spookyrams meme died once jeff fisher got fired and jared goff became your qb, the rams wont win the nfcw for another decade
>wilshit leg broken
the seahawks could beat the rams with any backup qb in the league, that is how shitty the fucking rams are.

>>77981166
are you trying to make an argument or something?

>>77980350
>trying to force your shit pasta into a meme
embarrassing

>>77981272
>bengals
>winning in the post season
????

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>osweiler will be hired before kaeperinick

>>77981457
Those uniforms are god awful, who the actual fuck thought they looked good?

>>77981623
>Jags
>winning at all

Both options are shit but...

>>77979870
Don't bother. The other day someone here was trying to tell me that Kessler was better then kaepernick. I think this went too far for people to be objective/really honest about him anymore

>>77980448
Is that what you faggots call it these days?

>>77981991
What else would we call lifting weights and running on a treadmill?

Real talk: Why does Mike Florio have such a hardon for Colin Kaepernick?

>>77981034
Darnold may not even come out this year. He actually seems dedicated to bringing USC back to the forefront of college football. Might want to set that clock to 2019.
That said. Josh Allen will probably be decent. Hardly the breakout star many hope of. He's another spread product with a big arm. A white Kizer. Somebody will be dumb enough to sell the farm for him, Rosen, or Falk (cause they're big guys 4 u). People forget about Kolton Browning or the Thorsen kid from Northwestern. Then there's the big retard from Oklahoma State, Mason Rudolph. Then the future WR Lamar Jackson and Manziel 2.0- Baker Mayfield.

Sadly, the Darnold sweepstakes won't begin until the 2018 offseason. Let the tank war begin.

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Post your surprise cut predictions.

>>77982342
>Kolton Browning
didn't he already graduate

>>77982441
I meant to say Jake. My bad.

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>>77982376
Pic related, so he can get his REVENGE

>>77982464
to be honest Jake completely slipped my mind

wasn't aware Thorsen was considered a draftable prospect, but I don't really follow Northwestern

>>77981767
Well I never implied they were going to make the playoffs either seeing as how the AFCS is a giant tire fire

1. packers
2. cowboys
3. seahawks
4. panthers
5. falcons
6. giants

1. patriots
2. steelers
3. texans
4. raiders
5. chiefs
6. dolphins

if you cant understand this then youre fucking retarded

>>77982607
>raiders winning the divison
can't wait till their hype starts to crash and burn

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>tfw the patriots literally have the 3 best QBs in the AL East on their team

>>77982536
Thorsen would be a nice late round project. He has the size and background against good competition to figure it out. Although he may fall into that typical category of just being plain inaccurate. Which Mike Leach said, "Touch isn't something you learn through practice. You either have it or you dont."

>>77982655
Is Rick Porcello elite?

>>77982607
these are very fair

>>77982677
grape man is very elite

>>77982655
Brady
POWER GAP
Cutler
Garop the Wop
POWER GAP
Taylor
Brisset
POWER GAP
Moore
McCown
Hackenberg

>>77982342
Do you think Kizer is going to be bad this year, Cap?

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>Avril/Bennett/Richardson/Clark

name a better dline in the NFL

>>77982728
>Cutler
>the guy who somehow has looked bad despite having an elite WR pretty much his entire career

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>>77982742
>mfw Blitz package

>>77982742
It's objectively Lawrence/Collins/Thornton/Crawford, and Dallas is bringing another Lombardi home this season.

>>77982342
Rosen is not white, he's a kike my man.

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>>77982819

>>77982645
This. They have zero fucking defense, did people forget they got blown out by an Assweiler led Texas team last year in the playoffs already?

>>77982732
I don't honestly know. I'm pretty much on the fence with him. I don't like that he's starting (even if he is the best option, and he is). I'd rather someone else take the bumps, but on the other hand, looking back, Kosar started as a rookie and it didn't kill his career. So I really can't say either way.

>>77982893
>tumblr gif
I rest my case.

>>77982890
I was mainly talking about Josh Allen. I know its getting much harder to find true QB talent for the future now, but some people are flat out grasping at straws. They see a 6'5" QB at a mediocre program throw for 300 yds 3TDs in a game and dub him the next Roethlisberger/Brady/Rodgers/etc. Sad state of affairs.

>>77982935
I'm with you. I think telling him that it isn't important to ruin himself just to try to eke out wins and having (what looks to be) a good defense should help