/afl/ Friday Night

>he doesn't take off his shoes and face them to the door so he can piss in peace at a public stall.

Hawks by 23

>>77796216
>>77796216
>>77796216
>>77796216

wrong thread, go there

>>77796488
"no"

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HEAVE HO UNNA

>>77796441
love hank
hate marie

been banned for the past fortnight cobbers has rc killed himself yet?

>>77796571
hopefully. the wog was non existent last Friday night thread and it was THRIVING as fuck, really makes you think.

>>77796571
>One, Reality Check needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever Reality Check's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Reality Check"?

kys wog

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Basedbane tbqh

Good Bloke™ Cup

>>77796637
not very nice, sport

>>77796698
Trip on you sneaky Greek.

will Hodge go out swinging tonight like Alastair Lynch in '04?

Can't wait for Bob Murphy to fuck off tbqh lads

Sam Newman was spot on

>>77796841
Fuck off you dumb cunt sure he is playing like shit but he is a good bloke.

>>77796854
he is the most self centered footballer since aker

>>77796857
Akermanis is a legend how can anyone not like him

>>77796857
Aker actually achieved shit in his career unlike Bob

>>77796874
>>77796891
this. ((they)) tried to silence akka because he achieved success they started talking about the shit going on in the league and people listened.

>>77796891
Robert Murphy captained Footscray; the greatest club in the land. That is a great achievement.

have the dogs given up yet?

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Last multi of the season, let's have a fun round lads

>>77797120
Iggs will probably beat Adelaide lad

Iggs match up well on them and crows have no Talia to keep kennedy in check.

Since the crows weakness is also the iggs weakness (midfield), the iggles should be able to get JJK a decent supply.

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>>77797161
>this is what Iggs fans actually believe

>>77797172
do you disagree with any of that?

>>77797172
Tahlia & Walker rested. Sure signs that >we won't be playing too hard. Kennedy will have a field day. Wouldn't be too sure of a win for >us.

>>77797242
Adelaide will want to play bitchmond you stupid fucking idiot they will play hard.

>>77797120
bogs might lose to hawks, should've taken the under in this game.

i wouldn't trust essendon to cover a 40 line and worst coast might get up on the crows with rested players.

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This is actually a very good chance of happening. Sad.

Hope Bob fucks his knee in the first quarter, would be a fitting end for the useless prick.

>>77797329
[2]

Do you think based Kentucky was involved in the ANU assault lads?

what should i steal from subiaco oval on sunday lads??

>>77797329
Hope you get killed in a car accident you fucking shitcuntfaggot

>>77797335
>>77797383
t. Bulldogs marketing department

metamorphie faciesse
*turns into a wog*
I'm reality check lads

I plated 2 VFL reserves games AMA

>>77797412
Do you always write bullshit on the internet?

>>77796891
was anyone else as alpha as Aker? Fev maybe

Fond memories of Subi

James Hird getting his face caved in, Jobe Watson getting booed, Sheedy losing his last game, Essendon losing pretty much every game they played there.

Good times.

>>77797202
>Iggs will probably beat Adelaide lad
I disagree with this

>Iggs match up well
opinion not fact, I disagree with this

>Since the crows weakness is also the iggs weakness (midfield)
but a crows weakness is still less than an Iggs weakness, demonstrated by their respective ladder positions after 22 rounds of Football, I disagree with this

In summation, you are a faggot PerthChink86

>>77797242
I wouldn't underestimate the benefits of getting a good run this round instead of parking the bus. IIRC Walker wasn't being rested because his toe is fucked more so managed for the finals series. I know that's splitting hairs though.

what are the rigged games for this weekend?

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>>77797446
>alpha
Hall has everyone covered

Montagna used to say he would shout upfield "stay out of my way when it comes in you f*cking runt" and he would piss himself

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>>77797485
>Implying they aren't all rigged

>>77797446
Fraser Gehrig

Hawthorn
Melbourne
Lions
Sydney
Geelong
Port
Essendon
Richmond
Adelaide

>>77797505
this

he fingered my sister at eve

Hawks
Pies
Lions
Swans
Giants
Port
Dons
Saints
Crows

cant stay sober for a minute

i tried for 3 months and almost killed myslef

now am back at it again

fuck me

>>77797505
>ywn get your dick out in a bar and piss all over the leg of a young woman
>the young woman who's father owns the bar
>the father who was a former high ranking police officer
Gehrig was gold, I remember when his hand was fucked and his opponent kept punching it so he just put it out and encouraged him to do it.

>>77797527
>>77797509
>The delusion of these faggots thinking faggot Luke Hodge and Cancerman and the rest of the disgusting scum at Hawthorn will defeat the bulldogs
Boy oh Boy!

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>>77797538
get all the anger out now convict, there will be no finals series for you KEK

LIGHTS OUT YA FILTHY ANIMAL

>>77797538
t. Mrs. Murphy

What's the difference between St. Kilda and the beach?

The beach has two flags

What's the difference between Bob Murphy and the moon?

The moon has two flags

>>77797583
that joke only works if Murphy has one flag (he doesn't)

What's the difference between Bob Murphy and a bra?

A bra has cups

Do you reckon Murphy will be haunted for the rest of his life about missing out on the premiership?

What's the difference between Bob Murphy and a faggot?

Nothing

>>77797485
Hearing whispers that Gil is going to rig Sydney into 4th because if they win the flag from 5th-8th he'll have to admit the pre finals bye was a mistake.

Bob Murphy's nickname is the Pokemon, because all he does is say his own name over and over again

>>77797629
yes, being an elite athelete who's body failed him in the year his beloved team achieved the ultimate success will fill him with despair once he's left the game and will be replaced with alcoholism and a gambling addiction culminating in a domestic dispute call to his residence where the officer is forced to shoot him as he advances with a knife

t. I wrote the script

What's the difference between the West Coast Eagles and the rest of the AFL competition?

The WCE earns more in a year than the rest of the competition

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>>77797676
>Implying the rest of the AFL consider West Coast competition

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>>77797676
congrats, you even earned a finals series off

>>77797639
Reminder that Norf are entirely to blame for this shit bye

Fuck Donald Trump

>>77797694
ELITE post.

>>77797694
>>77797697
t. supporter of minnow cuckbourne club that struggles to stay alive year after year

I've got an 8 day snap streak going with a cutie, she snapped me her lunch this afternoon, what should I snap her

>>77797708
did you just assume my club preference?

What's for dinner lads?

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>>77797708
are you talking about many of the non-WA clubs that are in the finals?
kek, sad little tic-tac sized dick gook

>>77797721
your cock

>>77797721
benis

>>77797721
Penis captioned get a load of this bad boy

>>77797721
Hawthorn's winning margin, with penis

Last 3 digits of this post is Hawthorn's winning margin

>>77797721
You should consider tieing a noose and snapping your neck you tripfaggot.

Reminder to not give tripcunts attention

IF the hawks win i'm gonna shove a pinga up my bum at revs tonight

>>77797818
>only 1
softcunt

Revolver is for faggots who put things up their bum

really want a slag to piss on me

>7 months before I get to watch my team again after this weekend
Might genuinely off myself

damn luke shuey just retired

rip

>>77797884
then you support a non-finals bound team and should definitely kill yourself

why does time flash by so quickly :(

>>77797911
i know right felt like shuey just debuted yesterday but nup retired today already ):

>>77797894
>>77797922
samefag

he signed a new 4 year deal in June stop being a faggot for 2 minutes if you can PerthChink

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>>77797355
Nah but I had a tutorial in a room only a small distance away an hour later. I took pic related at my tutorial room later.

What compels someone to bring a baseball bat and try and attack their tutor?

Any Dons fans going to the Freo game wanna wank each other off at half-time?

>>77797974
It was a lecturer and I think it should happen more often, too many academic staff think they're disciplinarians, take them down a peg ocasionally

We'll meet at Aisle 1 on level 3

i'll be wearing an 2001 era jumper (orange sponsorship) with 7 on the back and a blue MND beanie

>>77797895
>collingwood
>brisbane
>carlton
>west coast

plenty of alpha teams missing the 8 though

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>>77797573

What similarities do Gary Ablett Junior and a beach have?

What similarities do Gary Ablett Senior and a beach have?

they've both killed young girls

>>77798005
>alpha
>missing the 8
pick one

how the fuck do these cunts everytime know im 'waautist'? mod abuse?

>>77798031
Uh oh

>>77798031
heroin killed the girl not ablett you shitstain

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>>77798005
>worst cuck shitgles

>>77798049
drug dealers are murderers

>>77798054
they were Chad: the team, 10 years ago. They even literally had a guy called Chad. Still have that Chad culture

>>77798049
he told her it was coke

All artificial clubs outside the 8 should be forcibly disbanded

>>77798056
blame the dealer not the buyer then

>>77798071
>citation needed

H O D G E Y
O
D
G
E
Y

SCUMBAG

>http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2003/02/28/1046407751577.html

Gary Ablett empties the plastic bag of heroin onto the table in room 1265 at the Park Hyatt Hotel in Melbourne.

He lays out four or five lines - including a "big, long one" for himself - and rolls up a bank note to snort them with. At this moment, Alisha Horan comes out of the bathroom.

"Basically she caught me with it," says the former football champion. "She asked what it was. I didn't really want her knowing that it was what it was.

"And I told her it was cocaine. And she wanted some."

Hours later she is dead

>>77796484

Stall autist if you're out there we need more stories.

>>77798098
The shitcunt apple really doesn't fall far from the shitcunt tree desu.

>>77798098
she deserves it then for volunteering to be a degenerate

>>77798108
>father snorts heroin
>son is a devout married christian who held bible study with teammates
>apple and the tree analogy
dumb desu

Gaz has played his last game for Gold Coast

>>77798098
why are christians always so hypocritical?

>consistently act holier-than-thou
>ok with ultimate decadence and murdering young girls but it's "ok because he confessed"

>>77797446

>not fucking Lara Bingle in the shower
>not kicking 99 goals in a season without laying a tackle
>not dismantling a bar with your bare hands
>not fucking over the Brisbane Lions development by a whole decade

>>77798124
>son is a greedy devious cunt
Not really.

Gaz has played his last game

>>77798098

>lines
>of heroin

wat

>>77798140
>citation needed

i don't know what you're on about if you are saying he was greedy for going to the Gold Coast that decision was heavily influenced by GAJ's own admission by Snr.

>>77798098
>He lays out four or five lines - including a "big, long one" for himself
>of heroin
that reads like there would be other people snorting heroin either that or whoever wrote this article is so fucking useless they don't know what how ineffective snorting heroin is, you're better off chasing the dragon or injecting like a normal junkie.

>Sign heavily front-loaded contract
>Refuse to play last 2 years of it

More like Gary Ablett Jewnior

>>77798152
>extends contract
>insists it's heavily front-loaded causing GCS to fuck around a bunch of other players to accommodate him
>immediately whines about wanting to go home after he got his pay packet
On top of factionalising the player group and being incapable of providing any kind of leadership. He's a shit bloke just like his father and just like his father tries to hide this behind a smokescreen of Hillsong bullshit.

CARN HAWKS

>>77798175
have we found the single Gold Coast fan in existence lads?

Turned on the TV to be greeted to a big full screen picture of Bob Murphy in front of the banner. Now they're stalking him around.

How bad was the pre-game jizz fest?

>>77798180
fuck off dumb cunt, >we need a better pick and roaches should be exterminated

>>77798184
Only people defending him are Cats fans

>>77798184
t. Mrs. Abblett

>>77798175
>immediately whines about wanting to go home after he got his pay packet
show me where he has expressed this himself besides the usual "personal issues" that gets trotted out. To my knowledge (admittedly we get no news of GCS and only a smidge of GAJ over here) it's only been fans and media hacks saying he wants to go back and drumming up a frenzy.

Maybe GAJ has just genuinely been injured

>>77798201
disregard I suck cocks, I forget he requested a trade back because of those "personal issues"


>>77798193
that's not what I asked you illiterate barbarian

>>77798197
simple reply from a simple mind

Hope gaj takes his Jesus faggotry seriously, becomes a missionary, and dies of dysentery in uganda

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What's for dinner lads?

>Dogs fans named Lipinski
that's a jew name, I knew a Lipinski in high school. we called "Lipinski no foreskin-ski"

>>77798217
Pringles

Remember when GAJ was universally loved ;_;

>>77798124
>>77798175
GAJ needs all the money he can get. Hillsong's tithes are pretty high, desu.

>>77796779
Nah, he'll go out drinking. I expect him to down a sixpack at half time.

>>77797698
Wasn't it Freo?

>>77798235
20% of your income I heard

>>77798230
He is one hell of a footballer but he's always been a bit of a sook.

Maybe if Gold Coast had a stronger leader as captain they wouldn't be such a basketcase

good evening friends

>>77796841
This. His head and haircut both give me the heebie jeebies

dubs and Hodge hospitalises Murphy while shattering his own hip as they both run for an air ball

>Murphy goal assist for the first goal
Going to miss such a legend.

>>77798247
because he and Eade got sold a fairytale thinking they were walking into a flag contending side when in reality they had incompetent medical and conditioning staff plus Bennell and whoever else didn't get caught on the nose candy weekly.

Ablett's wife goes out on the town every weekend coked out of her mind and fucks every guy in sight. Surprised none of you know this is his "family issues".

>>77798217
Massaman

>>77798240
Fremantle were guaranteed 1st no matter what and Port couldn't make finals

Norf tanked to Bitchmond, changing the dynamics of the top 8

>>77798266
and K.Hunt literally running a drug ring

>>77798266
Nah. Ablett chased the Gold Coast cash. He cracked the sads with Geelong for not making him Captain / 'underpaying' him.

Jnr was on a fairly long contract which was signed when he was a pretty poor player. He got massive overs in his first few years, but by the end of it he was the best player in the comp and getting way unders. When Geelong didn't want to renegotiate it he didn't take it well.

what a spud lmao

>>77798266
Eade's always been shit and Ablett shouldn't have extended his contract. Fans and media hacks are always quick to jump on le shit medical and conditioning meme, could you show me some evidence of this?

>>77798268
>Too many chads on the gold coast
>Moving to Geelong
Makes sense.

>>77798285
fuck I totally forgot about that useless cunt his performance was so non-existent

>>77798295
no harm in chasing what you're worth

>>77798302
>Eade's always been shit
Could you show me some evidence of this, because his record pre-GCS begs to differ

>>77798310
Malthouse's record pre-Carlton was pretty good to. Didn't mean the game hadn't long since passed him by. And you didn't answer my question.

>>77798302
>Fans and media hacks are always quick to jump on le shit medical and conditioning meme

Guess you didn't see Eade himself saying on radio it was issue after issue with those and more departments

https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/rodney-eade-wouldnt-have-taken-gold-coast-suns-coaching-job-if-hed-known-extent-of-issues/news-story/0ae5352cb4a2cacef9ea24499ecea584?nk=348b6bc76270723a9e4994813801b7e7-1503655104

>>77797629
Meh, most players retire having never won one. It's no big deal.

>>77798318
see
>>77798323

shithead

>>77798323
I saw Eade running a demolition job on the Suns in a truly pathetic attempt to salvage a career after being totally fucking exposed. Not sure what you saw.

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How come the umps are wearing Colgate blue?

>>77798336
>changing the subject after being refuted
I shouldn't have expected anything else.

Who is the north melbourne mini legend supposed to be?

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>>77797752
Did someone say my name?

>>77798345
it's homo appreciation round so they are dressed as homos

>>77798345
good thing the AFL never freak out about """jumper clashes""" hey

>>77798345
why the fuck are they wearing that, the lime green usual stripe wouldn't clash with anyone. Rigging incoming

>defending gold cunts
>defending gary cuntlet junior
>defending rodney "rocunt" eade
why?

>>77798356
>being this unable to handle the truth
It's okay, we're all friends here.

>>77798302
>and Ablett shouldn't have extended his contract.
When Ablett signed his shoulder had been fucked for two years straight. Getting ink on a big contract as a last hurrah probably takes precedence in that situation.

>>77798310
>no harm in chasing what you're worth
Yeah, I don't really fault him for leaving. Just the way he was being a campaigner during that time.
Still, the Coach was banging players' wives/girlfriends during that time so he wasn't the only one.

>>77798362
what did one homo say to the other homo before their vacation?

>do you want me to pack your shit.

>>77798370
>hat GAJ
edgy or not you are a true faggot

>>77798372
>my opinion is truth
lmao ok

umpires should be in white 2bh

>>77798382
>taking the word of a jilted lover.
Truly the sign a mental midget.

>>77798150

Hoping for this tbdesu

>>77798372
>show me where Eade has said X
>is shown where Eade says X
>changes subject
>i-it's okay we're all friends here
lmao bitch boy

>>77798388
>moving the goalposts further after being shown evidence
>y-yuh a mental midget
sad.

>>77798386
this tbqh

bring back the butchers coats and wide brim hats for the goal umpires

>>77798382
>Corio crackhouse scum defends bald hypocritical scum who hides behind muh jesus

>>77798396
>reading comprehension
I asked for evidence outside speculation from media hacks and fans. You posted evidence of Eade being a media hack and desperately trying to pass the buck.

>>77798401
and the exaggerated goal signals

>>77798410
you must be fun at parties

>At the end of last year GAJ asks for a trade
>Gets told to eat a dick
This has been in the works for over a year so not too surprising.
Honestly just reads like people shitting themselves at the prospect of facing SAD.

<3 u bob

>>77798417
>the former head coach on the inner sanctum of an organisation is now a "media hack"
lmao now you're just reaching mate, give it up.

>>77798422
this tbqh

if tony cochrane wasn't such a homo the suns could have actually got something decent for him and removed the cancer from their club

>>77798420
>le reddit response
holy shit lmao
confirmed mental midget

Who here /stevensalopek/

>>77798417
>speculation from media hacks and fans
cites the former HEAD coach
christ you're sad.

>>77798435
*yawn*

>>77798435
>LE MENDAL MIDGET XDD

>>77798437

Nah m8 but I am /byronschammer/

>>77798434
Its still weird seeing tony cochrane come up on TV talking about gcs shit

I still think of him as that bloke that runs the v8 supercars

>shiels

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Imagine actually, unironically typing "you must be fun at parties" kek

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Hawthorn vs Western Bulldogs games from 2018 onwards will present the Hodge-Murphy medal to the best on ground to celebrate these two great champions playing their final game together.

>>77798432
>the "formerly good" coach of the one of the worst sides of the modern era
>was bought in explicitly address cultural and performance issues
>categorically failed at every single aspect
>gets exposed as unable to cope with the modern game
>unceremoniously sacked
>runs off to Melbourne the same day and starts crying on radio about how he's not to blame

>>77798451

you must be fun at parties

>>77798445
you have patrician taste
>black hair emo Schammer

>>77798451
I bet you don't go to parties.

kek at this triggered loser who isn't fun at parties. Absolutely seething

>>77798451
you must be fun at parties

>>77798457
>runs off to Melbourne the same day
>citation needed

What are parties like?

>>77798472
I don't know

but you must be fun at them

Remember to vote NO lads

>>77798451
>>77798457
you must be fun at parties

>>77798472

they get exponentially more fun the more drunk you are

>>77798451
t. fun at parties

>not even quarter time for the only game today
>200+ plus posts already
we would be way more fun than /nrlel/ at parties 2bh

we like to party

we like, we like to party

>tfw no 19yo qt3.14 to go on a drug and sex binge with

>>77798491
ELITE /afl/ theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zbi0XmGtMw

Thanks for the (You)s lads, glad I could pioneer yet another meme

>>77798481
Remember to vote yes and vote often

Remember it's a blind vote so they won't be able to discount the votes if you pinch your neighbours' ballots

>>77798490

my predictions is coming true
>>77796862

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'awks lads

>>77798494
you must be fun at parties

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Haven't seen a party since primary school. What are they like these days for anyone in secondary school ~ uni anyway? Is it all just "doof-doof" """music""" and girls and guys getting drunk at some place/house and my crush from back in school having orgies with the chads? Or am I looking at it too cynically?

>>77798481
I'm voting yes simply because I'm sick to fucking death of hearing about the """""issue"""""

>>77798504
>Remember it's a blind vote
All the ballots are marked with individual identifiers.

>tfw not fun at parties

Reminder that a no vote is a vote for sharia law

>>77798451

I fucked your dog

>>77798520
that's dangerous thinking anon, because then it's proven they can just beat you over the head non-stop with their next issue (there's always another one) until you comply. The biggest mistake you can make is thinking "I don't really care I'll just do it so they shut the fuck up".

Straffo must be fun at parties

>>77798358
Blight

>>77798476
>>77798484
How do I get invited to parties?

>>77798533
I literally don't give two shits if gays and lezzos get married, and it's going to happen sooner or later anyway

JANE BUNN

who do you think is more fun at parties?

Dane Swan or Dusty Martin?

>>77798541
just b urself :)

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I'm invited to a house-warming party tomorrow night AMA.

Malcolm Blight is the true GOAT

>>77798534
>the best thing about being a photographer at parties is that you can use the excuse "I have to go develop these" so escape the crowd and be alone in a room
someone post the tweet I just pulled that out my ass, I think it's close though.

>>77798544
you aren't seeing the bigger picture anon.

>>77798541
suggest to people to go the pub and then buy the first round, after that you're in

>>77798517
Lads PLEASE explain, no idea how parties work these days

>>77798550
Who am I?

>>77798551
>duality
*hits keg with baseball bat*

>>77798548
Swan easily

>>77798560
a social butterfly

>>77798559
mate it's just pingers and bangers or joints and sitting around unless you're 14 years old

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>tfw not invited to this party

>>77798551

Claire Powell?

>>77798556
Seriously though

>Brownlow medalist
>Coleman medalist
>Dual Premiership player
>Dual premiership coach
>SANFL Brownlow and Coleman equivalent back when it was a decent comp
>80m torp after the siren
>Said "rat's tossbag" live on national TV

>>77798548
Martin. Watching fights is the best part of parties.

>>77798548
Dusty would not speak much

Swan would be entertaining in some capacity

Gonna hit the gym lads, talk later xx
>>77798548
Swanny

>>77798551
>winter house warming party
>located in south australia

power grid jokes write themselves desu

>>77798551

>Duality Check

>>77798586
>Watching fights is the best part of parties.

and your time being the bogan of tonight is up

>>77798548
Fraser Gherig

>>77798584
And unlike the other phony "GOATs" he never glassed his missus, never OD'd a young girl, and was never deregistered for being a thug

>>77798551
chuck us an invite m8

>>77798517
most ones I go to are people sitting around punching cones/pingas/dexies, cooking a bbq and a few songs that change every now and then after people start recommending shit also sub in music for video games.

>>77798598
why are you so butthurt did GAS fuck your gf or something?

>>77798548
Swanny or Fev would be a better question

>>77798598
>Sacked for playing golf instead of coaching his team
What a ponce.

With decent coaching that Saint Kilda team would've won a few flags (I might be a bit early on Blight / "the Streak" dvd though).

Nathan Thompson or Mick Malthouse?

>>77798610
Fev would take all the girls there, but at least he'd be a good enough bloke to share a few pictures.

>>77798596
good call, didn't consider Gehrig

>>77798610
I feel like fev would burn out a lot quicker than the others, I don't know if he can play the long game as well

>>77798620
>With decent coaching that Saint Kilda team would've won a few flags (
That was Grant Thomas but you are correct

>>77798610
Swanny, Fev would be the guy who turns into a cunt after 4 drinks

>>77798632
Blight got sacked for Grant Thomas. I can't remember how long the gap between the sacking and St. Kilda being good was though.

>>77798634
yeah but swanny and his mates would gang bash somebody

>cuckdogs

>>77798645
doubtful, swanny would be the tatted guy blazed out of his mind I don't see gangbashing in him, Fev would be more likely to fly off the handle over a non-issue or try and take over everything going on.

>>77798268
gib more detail

>people in the thread actually support cuckthorn and coward luke hodge
sad!

>>77798634
Depends what you mean by cunt. He just seemed the annoying drunk type from his Brownlow street talks.

>Steven Sagal!

>>77798268
I bet they're a surfie bong smoking drop-outs with shoulder length dirty blonde hair. He must be SEEEEETHING

i hate upper middle class australians

Fev cucked Michael Clarke so he's alright by me

>>77798675
that plus when he was on the verge of fighting James Hird over literally nothing, is what denotes cunt status, the type of parties I'm at that kind of guy single handedly ruins the night, how hard is it not to be a cunt. I know a guy who dates a prominent (I think she is still) Australian youtuber who got courted to train with Geelong and has a good family in top level WAFL and he's the nicest guy you know until he drinks then he becomes a raging cunt, I don't know how people change so much on the sauce

What are you lads drinking?

Just cracked open a Stone and Wood

>>77798665
I mean I feel like that post was pretty self-explanitory

>>77798705
3 Ravens black

>>77798705
half a bottle of Johnnie Black down already lad

>>77798701
>Picks a fight with an eye gouger and a drug cheat
Hero desu.

>>77798437
Still plays footy at the mighty SKOBs

>>77798705
Coffee

>>77798705
I'm out of Furphys

not a great feeling lads

>>77798719
this

>>77798719
that's not the point you cave dweller, you are a roaming interviewer at the biggest awards night in your industry and you decide to get drunk and pick a fight with a (then) champion of the game? May as well get dumb shit tattoo'ed on his forehead

Give me a fucking stream cunts I'm locked up in my room and don't want to leave my laptop.

>>77798705
Glass of Merlot. I support the Swans

>captcha: route patriotismo
>patriotismo

>>77798705
sparkly desu

>>77798719
>>77798730
samefaggot

>cunts saying "hurr this footballer did this this footballer did that" as if they've never fucked up in their lives

not nesicacillary on here but in general, it grins my goat

>>77798719
Agreed.

>>77798551
I used to live in Unley

ubereats bicycle rider here

ama

>>77798746
you must be fun at parties

>>77798734
>>77798744
samefaggot

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>>77798744

>>77798705
veebs

>>77798756
SYDNEY?
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who /ulvie/ here

>>77798737
>laptop
Cheapo cunt
http://www.myfeed4u.tv/watch/2165773/1/Hawthorn-Hawks-vs-Western-Bulldogs.html

>>77798746
>a shit kicker who posts on a Burmese car sales forum should be held to the same standard as a man presenting on national television
lmao ok

>>77798770
nope

>>77798756
1) get out of my way

2) actually slow the fuck down at pedestrian crossings

thanks

what about the feet on that little asian fella doing the rubix cube

>>77798763
nice photoshop

>>77798756
Will technology ever advance to the point where I can order salt and pepper squid delivered and it not go a bit soggy?

How can that NOT be a 50?

>>77798778
i actually only ride on pathways because i cant afford a helmet

>>77798786
yes, assuming you live close enough to the fish and chip place you're ordering from.

How was that not 50?

LE GUD BLOGE

>>77798773
ok what about the way all these cunts get on the today show and a current affair and shit when a footy player gets caught with drugs like hey okay i'm sure you don't get on the gear every weekend with all your dickhead mates

>>77798792
>i cant afford a helmet

should they implement 20, 10 and 5 metre penalties? It would be fitting as it follows our dollar notes

little witch academia is my favourite anime lads

Compulsory bike helmet laws are stupid tqbh lads.

>>77798806
Looney Tunes tßh

>>77798810
ive never been stopped by police all i get is people in commoders yelling at me wheres your helmet

Sicily needs to fall off a bike without a helmet

>>77798800
>he watches the today show and a current affair

my bad I didn't know I was talking to a legitimate retard.

>>77798816
where the fuck do you live that people still drive commodores

>>77798805

Wouldn't mind implementing a 25m penalty. Some offences aren't worth a full "kick" which is why the distance is 50m in the first place.

>>77798822
perth

>>77798824
used to be 15 which was better

>>77798819
you must be fun at parties

>>77798822
in fucking Australia Zhang

Laughing at /nrl/ has stopped being fun. It's getting kind of sad now.

>>77798822
Where the fuck do you live that people aren't sikk cunts?

>>77798830
I'll consider that you waving the white flag

>>77798822
Old commodores are still pretty common if you don't live in an upper-class sydney suburb anon

we can't all afford overpriced mercs

>>77798846
t. doesn't attend parties

BT needs to get more unhinged for maximum entertainment potential

>>77798822
>he doesn't drive a canary yellow VL Commodore
what does it feel like to have never lived?

>>77798854
I attended a sex party at your mums last night

>>77798840
I'm sorry but where I live everyone drives a BMW, Audi or Merc

>>77798856
needs to sink a few cans at each break

>>77798846
Black Flag is much better party music, this fact is probably lost on you though.

>>77798835
Will only stop being fun when the league fails, so we've still got a couple more years.