OFFICIAL STOKE CITY v ARSENAL MATCH THREAD 1

H-here we go lads, Wenger in....

are stoke fans going to boo ramsey again

>>77702119
Hopefully

>de gay

I hope Arsenal lose desu.

>arse
>anal

edgy

is this the year Pulisball gets into the CL?

really hope stoke can do something here, all the other lads in my fantasy league have lacazzette

why isn't sanchez starting?

>>77702084
>midget back 3
>welbeck
>ox

absolute state of arsenal

>>77702084
>accidental

Would the worst teams in the Premiere League go undefeated in the MLS?

>this Arse lineup
abysmal

What the fuck is Wenger thinking when he puts together these line ups?

>>77702431
>For Alexis it looks a bit early, but he works hard in training. Our medical people think Saturday comes too soon but he should be available for the next game against Liverpool.
>His recovery is going very well, he is working very hard but we have to be cautious. It was a muscular strain and [its important] not to have any setback on it.

>>77702524
yolo

>>77702526
*hands in transfer request*

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What's the point for this kind of team?

>>77702514
MLS would stand no chance against quality English hoofball

>>77702084
Really surprised he could recover from this

>>77702556
*demands a transfer to City*
*wins league with City*

>>77702524

Whoever gets the most likes on instagram during the week starts.

i like how all the ars supporters stay in their containment thread in case they get btfo

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wenger out

>>77702575
*blocks your path*

I'm an Arsenal supporter. Say that to my face and not online and see what happens.

Should i bother watching this, or does Stoke have no chance of winning?

>12: 30 Watch Man Utd win early in the day 4-0
>3:00 Go and watch my local team win 2-0 and top the league 5 win in 5


Now watching Arsenal and cheering on stoke and hoping for an upset. Great day.

>>77702590

Stoke have won and got a draw a lot times against arsenal recently at home. Think #Arsenal have only won 3/9 at stoke

>>77702589
ok

>>77702575
It also makes the match threads better because they stay incredibly ABA

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>>77702590

Have you never watched a Stoke vs Arsenal game before? Arsenal twinks usually get bullied all over the pitch.

>>77702607
hughes has made them rubbish though

>>77702084
S2-1A

will stoke fans BOOOOOO ramsey again for faking that leg break?

Arsenal worst away loss % in PL history
1 Sheff Weds 63%
2 Man Utd 60%
3 Bradford 50% (2 games)
4 Chelsea 48%
5 Stoke 44%

Ramsey gets leg broken
Stoke fans boo him

I mean I get you live in stoke and it's a shithole but misplaced anger guys

>he's a big guy

Predictions, Mines 4-1 Arsenal

>>77702707
He walks with a limp,
He walks with a limp,
Aaron Ramsey,
He walks with a limp.

>>77702690

He actually broke his own leg to convince the referee.

i hope stoke bully arsenal

is jese good lads?

or is he a meme like every other player stoke sign?

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SAY HELLO TO YOUR 2017/18 PL, FA CUP, AND CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WINNERS LADS.

First reply chooses who I stick a quid on to score first

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Rate my breakfast bros

I usually eat 6 but i wasn't that hungry this morning

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There's no way ARSE-ANAL are winning the opening 2 games of the season

nbsn ads fuck

>>77702726
He did it for the opioids.

>>77702741
blacksplosion a few shit clubs and suddenly your on top of the world

Wonder how many handball goals the orcs will be able to get away with this time

>>77702744
Jese

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>>77702746
>this image is used to represent a Nazi beating an actual political candidate using a message of hate as some sort of victory instead of a crippling embarrassment of ignorance

Come to Boston.

>>77702728
he was good until kolasinac made him tear his acl
meme ever since

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Breaking up with the gf

>>77702616
>the weak should fear the strong

>>77702745
Is that your favorite wrapper?

>>77702778
What happened la?

>>77702431

back to barca

>>77702771

No, nope. Keep this shit out of here you stupid faggot. Fuck off back to some NFL thread.

>>77702778
2D?

>>77702616
charlie adam is such a colossal cunt in everything he does. good men died in spain the other day when it should have been charlie adam and his whole family

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>>77702746
>Arsenal are looking to win their first two games of a Premier League season for the first time since 2009.

>>77702790
you make me cringe

is the world ending tomorrow?

I have a lot of money on this Arsenal team. Please tell me that Ozil will be making an appearance.

>"can they do it on a cold night in stoke?"
savage bt sport

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how many teams are doing the 3 at the back meme

>>77702769
Done

any updates on the alexis to psg deal?

>>77702812
stay classy

>>77702814
that's a terrible record for a so-called "big club"

>>77702858
all of them since conte blitzed the league last year with it

who /lacazette/ here?

can feel we've bottled this already

>>77702873
i don't think lacazatte is here right now

>>77702863
his people said man city are the only club that have bid and it was rejected

>Arsenal """"""fans"""""""

>welcunt still starting

apparently with 200 million in the bank we can't find a better player in world football than danny welbeck

stream looks like it is 60fps. why bother. looks weird.

>NBC
>"Available in Spanish"

lalmerica

>2017
>still booing a man for getting his leg broken

>>77702934

No sympathy for runts

Can someone photoshop Pique with his arm around Wenger with "Se queda" beneath it?

Weak Southern Arsenal fans can't handle the Norths climate and brutality

>>77702084
NBC Boston have replaced game with stupid march.

C U N T S

Stoke look like they're going to give us trouble desu

>this space between the Arse midfield and defence

LMAO. Does Wenger not work on any of this stuff?

You now remember Saido Berahino

>>77702906
Name a striker who's currently available that's better than Welbeck.

Mbappe is going to Real Madrid, everyone else is either not available or has already been bought/sold this transfer window.

There is NOBODY available.
That Nigerian we wanted from the Belgian league went to fucking Everton over us.

>>77702958
>Staffordshire
>the North

Darren Fletcher on a free is an amazing signing.

Referee has already decided that Shawcross running into Welbeck and wiping him clean out isn't a foul

>>77702980
>currently available
what does that even mean, You make people available by talking to them or their clubs

>>77702980
>Mbappe is going to Real Madrid

he's going to liverpool mate

>Staffordshire University

Howling

Already so much space behind our full backs. Mustafi is abysmal 1vs1

this isn't going to end well at all

anyone got a stream?

Stream?

>>77703039
>>77703044

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccerstreams/

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>Stoke is a shithole, I wanna go home

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>Londoners calling anywhere a shithole

you reckon Butland has been approached by any male-oriented theme parks for an endorsement deal?

>Welkek

>>77703028
How are you tweeting from the pitch?

How are Stoke allowed two goalkeepers?

>welbkek

>welbeck miskick
How can a professional do this every game.

classic ABA referee

>>77703070
Nah arsenal seem okay with Cech for now

ah, i see. it's another ABA refereeing episode

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>>77703070

>>77703003
It's obvious that Messi isn't available.
Neither is Neymar or Robben or Kane.

I mean players that Arsenal could ACTUALLY sign.

>>77703129
>ABA refereeing
no such thing. refs love arsenal

and here come the whining arsenal plastics

What's with Bellerin's hair?

why is that right backs can play left back but left backs will NEVER play right back?

>>77703154
>refs love arsenal
kek
KEK

this is a stitch up this match

already we've been denied a stonewall penalty and the 5 marginal calls have all gone stoke's way

because once they do that it's difficult for them to switch right back to their natural position

>>77703188
>Anonymous 08/19/17(Sat)09:45:36
do you blame anyone for hating arsenal?

>tfw no bets available on Shaqiri kicking the ref in the nuts

near side linesman has a meme haircut. guaranteed refballing.

>one big lag pushing over a smaller lad
10/10 commentary

>>77703211
>kicking
headbutt him

>>77703188
>these are a brown person's oppression goggles

Diouf did really well, he just fouled Ramsey by barging into him with no intention of playing the ball. Don't worry though, I won't say its a penalty because I really hate Arsenal!

BT sports almost as bad as this ref

That would have been a pen in la liga

I love Ozil's hair :3

Just remembered Diouf once played for United haha

All this hoofball from both sides. Sad!

>>77703250
Get back to your sausage and mash dinner you ponce.

How is Zouma not getting booked for that? fucking hell referee you utter clown, do your fucking job

>Wellbeck
>doesn't do that well

>Danny shitbeck

>>77703250
You watching the right game? Xhaka has made some great passes which aren't hoofball. Oh... Flag...

ERA PENAL!? REF!?

Is welbeck retarded? Why not square it to Lacazette? How the fuck is he a professional. The absolute state of arsenal players

>Poopo-Moting

This Chupo lad is fucking cack

>>77703285
Probably would have missed the ball if he tried that.

In desperate need of a Stoke goal to be desu

Bellendo does the worst of both worlds. Falls over like a domino but doesn't look for a pen

Fucking nigger REEEEEEEEE

>Welbeck is bad
>Ox is bad

lmao

REFBALL

loving the ozil bellerin combination on the left. he is so quick over the first five yards.

>Shaqiri giving up on the counter

What the fuck was that?

>that strike

>attempting intricate football with ramsey

why? he literally cannot control a football

>>77703317
Yeah that was odd, thought he pulled a hammy or something but he just gave up

HOOF COUNTER

Stoke 8 - 4 Arse

>shaqiri
>offside
>instead of checking his run he literally just stops running and stands still

id sub him for that

>>77703309
You're that anti-Arsefag from the trans thread making utter shite posts? lmao

>>77703317

looked like he was seething about not getting the through ball

>Welbeck looking sharp

There's a big difference between looking sharp and converting chances you fucktard.

>>77703317
He was offside, should have been played through before the halfway line.

>>77703317
looks like he's injured lad

>>77703338
wut? I don't care about Arse m8 and I certainly don't go to /trans/

>>77703327
>>77703337
>>77703346
>>77703353
APOLOGISE

>>77703338
>anti-Arse
>making utter shite posts

??
Surely this can't be possible

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Why won't Wenger just ship Welbeck off to Sunderland and be done with it

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shitqiri dead.

rather him than ox or walcshit playing for arsenal desu.

>>77703381
Who would buy/loan him for the wages he'd demand?

Berahino is still alive

Does Hughes still get triggered when you point out Stoke are a long ball team?

>berahino is still somehow a premier league player

>>77703399
>this attempt at banter
walk on, jap.

>>77703402
Everton

I don't like Arsenal

>>77703381
Cause Sunderland are rrying to get promoted

>>77703402
Neverton

The city of ramsey

>laca making runs behind
>no one seeing him or attempting to pass to him
>record signing

Is Butland the only English player who is legit?

>>77703417

>banter

are you implying that ox and walcott are good?

i dont think ive heard ozils name once

How many times is Ramsey going to be allowed to make that run this season?

>>77703426
Good lad

Why do people like to dive against Arsenal

Butland on fire.

Ozil has been a fucking ghost on the pitch

>>77703455
Maguire

>>77703458

see no ozil, hear no ozil

Doesn't long hair make you run slower?

>>77703478
He isn't playing

>All these crosses into the box

God it's like watching Man U 2013 edition.

>>77703457
Walcott used to be good, last England player to score a hattrick in any form of game. Mens, of course.

Ox has got better.

>play with no CDM
>struggle to get the ball back

Hmmm

Xhaka is such a fucking liability. How much did Arse pay for him?

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epic marking.

>>77703495
He is

>spend loads of money on attacking players
>still play long hoof ball

what even is mark hughes

>Shitcross can't put away crosses

>balmy Saturday evening at Stoke

>>77703510
35m, la

>>77703510
Around £30M

How did Stoke become Rejects United?

soon?

Who was the old Stoke guy with a massive long throw?

>arselel

Welbeck you absolute horse

So that's TWO stonewall, clear cut penalties Arsenal have been denied

when does this all balance out? can we expect to get two penalties for nothing in the second half?

>>77703510

i sense an APOLOGISE post incoming, brace yourself

>Bayerin

>>77703455
dier maybe

>>77703543
Rory Delap

>Defender trying a blootah

>hector bellerin in cam position

err

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>state of both teams
Jesus
Stoke will be in the bottom 3 for a while

>>77703544
>imagine losing 3-2 to relegation fodder

LMAO

>lellerin

The funny thing is Wenger will replace Welkek with Walnut

>>77703543

rory delap

>>77703510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFuBRQm6Dog&t=

>>77703543
Rory Delap

>>77703546
They got away with many handballs last year so just have to pay for that now desu

>>77703543
Rory Delap

>>77703559
>>77703578

Sure? Swear it was somebody else.

>>77703546
nice bait la

Stoke being made to look like Barcelona by arsenal lmao

>Xhaka's low shot

>>77703594
was defo Delap

>>77703600
post 2015 Barcelona or good Barcelona?

>>77703594
Definitely Delap, I think they had someone else do it before/after he left but I don't recall who.

fuck off ox fucking hell

>>77703600
so shite?

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>>77703543
My shoulders hurt just watching him do it

>>77703580
LMAO

don't leicester have a meme throw in guy now? fuchs?

>england
>raining in august

COLD RAINY WEEKEND AT STOKE

>>77703622
>>77703616
Fair enough, must be him. I remember him having like 19 or 20 Long Throws on FM14 with Bullet Like Throw. He was amazing.

can they do it on a rainy night in stoke?

>>77703616
It's shotton la

>>77703622
this guy looks retarded

LE CAN'T WIN THE TITLE WITHOUT A WIN IN A WET NIGHT IN STOKE

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>this game

>it's an Ozil rolls his eyes episode

>"Looks like a push in the back from Kolasinac"
>Camera still zoomed on Zouma for ~20 seconds

why didn't >we sign zouma?

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perro xhaka

wtf I love Diouf now

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>this game

soft northern inbred cunts

Is this the legendary cold rainy night in stoke?

>>77703688
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>>77703688
Xhaka xhaka xhaka

Why aren't there enough assholes who don't kick it out of play?

Stand up nigger

>>77703688
good post

>>77703708
comfy

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>Arse players getting bullied by the crowd
>actually putting the ball out because an opposition player is tired

worst Arsenal half since _________

>>77703735
last week

>>77703688
This is a Chelsea ''''fan''''

>>77703726
This is a Spurs ''''fan''''

these are the '''fans''' of the teams of ENGLAND.

>>77703688
fantastic

why is xhaka so fucking retarded?

>2 free players to pass in front of him
>passes back to defender

This game needs a bit of Giroo desu

1.man united
2.man city
3.liverpool
4.arsenal

here's your top 4 for this year

is record signing lacazette playing?

fucking hell xhaka

>now to our man geoff shreeves on the ground to give us the latest on the diouf injury
>"nigga lyin"
>thanks geoff

arsenal look shook with all those big black cocks running around like horses with unlimited stamina
get in giroud to try and knock that fucker zouma down

>>77703772
That doesn't come until late

>>77703754
>why is xhaka so fucking retarded?

>>2 free players to pass in front of him
>>passes back to defender
>passes diagonally to giroud

>>77703774

actually there he is! out on the wing because no service. wenger OUT.

>>77703711
>>77703527

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That Bellerin guy looks like Adam Driver

How has Lacazette been?

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>>77703778

>>77703807
la caca zette

Stream link?

>>77703807
Lacazette's playing?!!

what a shit game

RAMSEY DIDNT GO NEAR THE KEEPER

HOW CAN THAT BE A FOUL

HOW CAN WE BE GIVING AWAY FREE KICKS WHEN NO ONE GETS TOUCHED, YET BELLERIN GETS WIPED OUT IN THE BOX AND IT ISNT A FUCKING PENALTY

>>77703807
promising, but they never pass him the ball

>>77703807
world class

Is Lacashit playing?

>the new fabregas blud

A
B
A

REFEREE

You just know Giroud is gonna win this one.

>>77703805
looks like a motard, just needs a tunnel snake jacket and he's literally butch

>Mariner

fuck I hate when the ref pussies out on the home crowd

Your ballsack is now itchy

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>aba

>this OP
>nobody from arsenal even thinks about that anymore because stoke are a fucking joke
>ramsey gets booed every year for having his leg broken

>>77703863
I fucking hope so because no one else looks like scoring

>>77703807
He 'looks sharp'

How do I become as cool as Pogba and Lukaku?

>>77703879
Shit

>>77703879
Joke's on you, I was scratching them as I read your post.

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absolute shit. maybe the one good thing about the last game was kolasinac bombing forward. he literally looks like wenger has banned him from doing that today.

ox OUT
ramshit OUT
WENGER OUT

russian foot scraper ads IN though.

>>77703894
Ramsey looks like he wants one to be fair. This formation lets him make the runs hes actually good at making

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halftime

>>77703913
any more screenshots?

>>77703900
Go to clubs, order Courvoisier, dab a lot and shag plenty of white British girls.

>>77703919
>DT

>>77703920
it's haram

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post 'em

>>77703919
what does DT even do for a living?

>>77703950
too much cleavage

>>77703956
doesn't he work on AFTV?

>>77703956
youtuber i guess https://www.youtube.com/user/deejaydt1

>>77703957
>irishman

Going for a half time dip in the pool, anyone coming?

>>77703977
Perhaps a dj too judging by that url

last week 1 penalty denied
this week 2 penalties denied

>>77703920
7

>>77703950
3 or 4 can't decide

>>77703939
Oh right... I can dab but the rest is too difficult

>>77703975
No he unironically does it for free. He has his own channel though which he might be getting paid off now

>>77703987
Only if it's skinny dipping ;)

>>77703956
>>77703957
what does TY do for a living
now that's a mystery

>another scouse pundit
yuck

honestly just bored of how shite we are and how wenger thinks everything is fine

>>77703956
>>77703988

Yeah he's a dj, No idea if he does nightclubs or childrens birthday parties though.

>>77704019
Sure just don't giggle when you see my willy

>tfw drop my phone in shitposting with you
>tfw phone posting

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Our year la's

>>77703950
Too much front ass

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>>77704033
>honestly just bored of how shite we are and how wenger thinks everything is fine

>>77703987

c-can I keep my t-shirt on?

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best webm of all time incoming

>>77703807
Having to do everything on behalf of his midfielders, who are slow and shit, and can't pass.

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>penalty shout

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>>77704080
This is the best webm ever though

>>77702084
>real madrid
>psg
>stoke

If this happened back when wages were shit what are the odds Jese wouldve hung himself by now?

>>77704080
Narrow doors. Would not bang.

>>77704080
Why is her vagina so much darker than the rest of her body wtf

JESE

JESE JESE JESE JESE JESE JESE JESE JESE JESE JESE JESE JESE JESE JESE JESE JESE JESE JESE JESE JESE JESE JESE JESE JESE JESE JESE JESE JESE JESE JESE JESE JESE JESE JESE JESE JESE JESE JESE JESE JESE JESE JESE JESE JESE JESE JESE

RIP IN PEACE WONGA

>>77702861
YES LAD, WE DID IT

>arse anal

STOKED
T
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WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN WONGA IN

AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAH

BASED JESE

>it's another debut goal episode
english "premier" league

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL

Stokealona are back

>>77704100
clear offside

S T O M P E D
T
O
M
P
E
D

>>77704080

I'd eat her ass desu