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RUGBY CHAMPIONSHIP

>Sat 19 Aug
22:00 Australia v NZ, ANZ Stadium, Sydney
>Sun 20 Aug
03:05 RSA v Argentina, NMBS, Port Elizabeth

MITRE 10 CUP WEEK 1

>Thurs 17 Aug
North Harbour 19-17 Otago
>Fri 18 Aug
Tasman 0-39 Canterbury
>Sat 19 Aug
Hawke’s Bay 24-16 Southland
Taranaki 34-29 Waikato
Counties Manukau 16-14 Auckland
>Sun 20 Aug
14:35 Northland v Bay of Plenty, Toll Stadium, Whangarei
16:35 Manawatu v Wellington, Central Energy Trust Arena, Palmerston North
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Pity to see him go. Overall Mckenzie had a wonderful game.
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1st for Squire
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kek the state of it
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Australian Rugby died the day they let Angus Crichton go
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Game of 2 halves.
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>>77697340
The man, the mullet.
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nige getting his obligatory airtime
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Scoreline doesn't reflect how utterly shit Australia are now.
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Perenara is so fucking shit. Get rid of the cunt.
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>>77697335
2 penalties conceded
2 attacking opportunities ruined by running backwards and sideways rather than forward
2 turnovers in contact
2 hospital passes that were turned over
2 passes broken as last defender that he should have made
1 try scored
1 try set up
40m run
3 good defensive tackles

Your right, great game by him.
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Why can't Kiwis pronounce their vowels correctly?
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>Aotearoa
>refusing to play in 2nd hald
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>>77697362
Genia and phipps
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that might actually be the single worst call i've ever seen made in any sport ever.
good thing it doesn't matter
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Why are they still using the old Qantas logo

REEEEEEE my aviation autism is triggered
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20 points 10 minutes?
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>>77697365

Stopping taking it up the shitter.
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>>77697396
>implying english language in any accent can pronounce vowels properly
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KEK fucking barney
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>>77697400

The forward pass was wrong but the offside call was right.
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>Yelling abuse at the ref
>Decides to not give a card from that
>Continues abuse
Give the Aussie cunt a card for back chat
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fuck me, if it wasnt for the staggering lead this'd be embarassing
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>>77697365
Stop actually being a 30-year-old Australian NEET and start becoming a 21-year-old female instead lad
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phipps getting fucking told
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shut the FUCK up phipps
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>>77697441
B A S E D N I G E
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1) perenara is shit
2) how the fuck was that last (((try))) allowed
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>>77697436
It's just

B A N T E R
A
N
T
E
R
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phipps nearly got that reversed
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>>77697428
Other way round. For the knee to the ball (read kick) he was infront so therefore offside.
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about as forward as the last one
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Ok lads, is clearly we won rugby forever. This is over.

Should we try to ask for an NFL franchise and take over American footy?

The All Blacks is a very valuable brand, is not like they wouldnt listen
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>>77697428
well the fact that the pass was 3 metres forward made the offside call kind of irrelevant anyway
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>>77697450
>((try))

So I guess we are adding this to this list of memes that have lost what little initial meaning they had?
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>>77697410
That's what happens when you take captain McKenzie off the field
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Hahahaha bet that was "forward" and didn't "drift"
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>>77697457

Folau's back foot was in line with him and his front foot wasn't on the ground yet, so he is ruled to be beside him.
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>marshy INSTANTLY starts sucking off wayne
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>>77697474
>implying jewish bookkeepers weren't involved

anon, i....
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>>77697483
He had to do it enough back when he was an AB, must be habit at this point
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>>77697312
Has Ioane scored cunts
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LE FAVORABLE BOUNCE MAN
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>>77697500
Yep 2 or 3
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>>77697500
Twice
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>>77697476
> not being able to tell the difference between a drifting forward pass and a blatant forward pass
never become a ref m8
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Baseden barret
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>>77697505
Good tries?
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>>77697482
He was inline from the camera looking from ~midfield to the corner on an angle like / so yes offside. Though the pass that was more forward than the camera angle wasn't forward so I guess that was inline as well
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>>77697515
He's been prettu good lad
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>>It's another Foley concedes a try by having a kick charged down episode
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>>77697510
The split second he let go of the ball it was flat and it then drfted forward on an angle. It drifted as much as the other one my man.
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B E A U D I E
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REFBALL
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>simultaneous

holy shit mercy kill this stupid fucking sport right now
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>>77697467
We do need to start paying attention to other sports. We are the best at a sport no one cares anymore
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>>77697515
He showed some individual class with the first try by stepping and skinning Foulau on the outside with only 1m of space to move
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>>77697549
Simultaneos implies in unconclusion
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how did we let these shitters get a try
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Simultaneous grounding babaaayyy.
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pls gib consolation decisions
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>>77697500
twice
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>>77697561
Game was over after 20 minutes
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>>77697549
>some games have the high speed cameras
>other games don't
>no standardized TMO camera setup or availability

fucking hell itd fix shit like this.
blurry freeze frames are almost worthless for calls like that
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>>77697558
We do well in motorsport and sailing
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THIS IS A VERY STUPID SPORT WHICH MAKES NO SENSE
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*throws up*
lads
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The 1st half was wins-RWC All Blacks.
The 2nd half was embarrassed-by-Lions All Blacks
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>>77697579
It's just this match m8
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>>77697591
Truthposting tbqh
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>>77697541
m8 ive got a phd in rugger ball drift dont come at me with your shit
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Aotearoa shall loss RC to uMzantsi Afrika this year
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Just heard the TMO whisper about those punches on the ground.
>>77697591
Accurate.
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>>77697559
I fucking love him mayne, hope he doesn't turn into another Savea and get churned out in a few years
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Kepu fucking hell that was great
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>>77697604
umantzy what now?
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>>77697601
I didn't come at you I drifted
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>>77697578
>Sailing

literally my point desu
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>>77697578

We're the only nation with reps on every single VOR boat. NZL GOAT sailors confirmed.
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>No hat-trick for ioane

REEEEEEE
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the good:
>Aaron Smith
>Squire
>Retallick
>Crotty
>Moody
>Reiko
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>>77697591
C'mon pal, the whole game has been about how shit Oz are
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>>77697633
Except when they get shot
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man that second half
w e w
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>>77697591
Pretty accurate to be honest.
This is where the absence of McCaw is felt. That man has this ability to squeeze more juice out of his men at clutch times
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>>77697604
I doubt it.

South Africa won't play like the Lions ( the super rugby team I mean)

they'll play boring 10 man rugby, with heaps of quota picks weakening their forwards.
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S E M E N
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Anyone here who lives in Wellington? Are govt jobs as easy to get as everyone says?
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>>77697647
>no Ioane
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barnsey had a good game
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>>77697660
Oohh
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>>77697652
actually i think the disgraceful second half effort from us kind of overshadows that. and the "nah it's fine that pass was only 2 metres forward so we'll let it go" will be talked about a bit too
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>Mckenzie goes off
>All Blacks start being shit
HMMMMM
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South Africa v Argentina picks?
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>>77697677
Who is Reiko my duder
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>>77697677
oh dear
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>>77697677
Digby wasn't selected.
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>>77697647
>Speight
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>>77697677
>who is rieko
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>>77697677
You ok?
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>>77697677
should have gone to specsavers mate
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>>77697708
kekd
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>>77697698
KEK
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>>77697610
You know Savea lasted pretty long as far as All Black Wingers go. Consider the talents they cycled through in the past:
>>Guildford
>>Hosea Gear
>>Kahui
>>Wolf
>>Ranger
>>Jane
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>>77697694
uMzantsi afrikan sure victory with offensive bonus point
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Holy shit, you guys went through 2 threads in the time I was at gym.

/rug/ on thriving poomunity watch
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>>77697647
the bad:
The bench.
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>>77697744
Yeah we had a couple of Mitre 10.games and then a couple of Aussies who don't care posting.
It really adds up.
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>>77697754
read had a shocker as well
everyone else had good and bad
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>>77697742
Joe Rokocoko
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>>77697647
The bad:
The other ioane brother
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Your favourite /rug/isms?
>Daniel "DUI it's in our DNA" Carter
>yeah m8 *pisses on you*
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>>77697647
The bad:
Namefags
Tripfags
MemeKensie supporters
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>>77697754
especially ofa tu'ungafasi. dude is garbage for the blues and unsurprisingly garbage for nz
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Tbh I think everyone would have wanted a more competitive game. That was just retarded.
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>>77697816
Hey that top one was me. Cheers lad, use it how you please.
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>>77697832
It will get only worse in NZ
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Missed Tackled

>Australia
30
>New Zealand
24

That is shocking. What is wrong with SH rugby?
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Id love to listen to Sonny Bill and Izzy's convo
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>>77697847
She's a goodie
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>>77697772
I thought Read did fine albeit quiet by his standards. He felt like a Sam Cane tonight
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>Crotty goes off.
>Defense falls to shit again.
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>>77697859
almost all the nz ones were second half, and a couple by memekenzie in the first half that I can remember
bench needs to step the fuck up
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>Chicago
>Lions tour
>that 2nd half
McCaw and co please come back
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>>77697395
I'm glad there is another bloke out there that sees the whole package and not just attacking flair. Do you think Soap deserves another shot?
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>>77697860
So my flight is at 12:30 and yours is at 1:45, if we detonate at 2pm we can take down both planes without setting up any warnings.
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>>77697940
soap def does, but mckenzie shouldnt be playing 15 in any side
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>>77697859
NZ's was only that high because they didn't give a fuck in the 2nd half

This whole game was about how bad the Aus defence was
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>>77697940
I rate Soap. Barrett to fullback and Soap starting solves almost all the issues with Smith taking leave.
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It's hard case watching them take the photos with fans. Never really watched it before.
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>>77697979
I went to school with Soap.
>>77697993
Mulder-Scully is in the team DO NOT FORGET.
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>>77697938
That era's past mate, it's the All Blacks' job to rebuild the empty spaces they left behind.

Meanwhile Australia's still waiting for their 2010-2011 form to return
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>>77697970
Can you lip-read lad
Impressed.
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Perenara is trash
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>>77698141
Relative only to aaron 'afterdavid' smith
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>>77697693
Accurate
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when are our saffa friends playing the argies?
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Who is more frequently wrong lads:
Shitspouter or Huebro?
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Moody
Coles
Franks
Retallick
Whitelock
Squire
Cane
Read
Smith
Barrett
Ioane
ALB
Crotty
Dagg
Smith

Taylor
Crockett
Laulala
Barrett
Savea
Perenara
Sopoaga
SBW

for next week
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Time for a cheeky steak and cheese pie

>>77698303
the former

>>77698310
who can we realistically replace poopoonara with lads?
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>>77698303
Shitspouter was unironically right about McKenzie
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>>77697988
win one game against kiwi B side = expert
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>>77698337
We can get Tanaka back at the Highlanders and pretend he's the kiwi born Fumoi Te'naka
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Gonna be amazing to see Memekenzie lift the trophy in Japan in '19.
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Mckenzie WILL start next week. Screencap this. Or don't, I'll screencap it anyway and use it to mock this pathetic little poomunity
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>>77698303
Shitspouter has never been wrong
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>>77698378
Even amateurs can see you are the Italy of the SH right now
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I'd like to remind /rug/ that I am not, in fact, Australian.
Next, were we wrong about MemeKenzie?
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>crotty goes off
>start losing

thinking hard about what this could possibly mean
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completely forgot skudder was even playing today, did he even touch the ball?
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>>77698575
I've had to say this before to Crotty naysayers before: He's the fucking concrete slab base at the bottom of the backline. A very Conrad-esque character. Subtly brilliant. Not too much flash, just substance. A superlative centre.
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Stop with the Memekenzie joke. Mckenzie deserves respect and is in fact NOT a meme.
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>>77698658
Who-dder?
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>>77698658
probably because he wasn't fucking playing you dumbass

I swear to god if you're baiting me I will wake up the missus and we'll be heading down to a&e
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>>77698310
Crockett will be replaced with Hames, Coles may start from the bench. I predict the same starting XV but a changed bench.
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>>77698674
The biggest thing to watch is how Barrett plays with him there and with him not there. Without Crotty, Barrett just runs it up.
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>>77698575
Crotty is the big defensive organiser. Also it really seemed like SBW was concussed.
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Are we seriously discussing whether a 5'4'' manlet or a 6'5'' adonis would be better at 15 for the 2019 world cup?
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>>77698674
Remove the swearing and that is a Murray Mexted comment right there.
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>>77698700
I hope so. Hames has been killing at the Highlanders and now Chiefs for a few years now.
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>I don't rate Mckenzie
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>no replay of the sa v arg game on until tomorrow at 6pm
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Why do Kiwi's all seem to have black eyes?
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>>77698828
>not recording it and watching it early tomorrow
the fuck, lad?
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>>77698843
Can't be bothered going back downstairs to set the recording. I was relying on there being a replay at some time.
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>>77698832
Maoriness
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>>77698858
I just set it to record on the sky phone app.
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Wank then bed.
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>>77698858
Do this lad >>77698924
Get into the 21st century
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>>77698754
After the head knock I would say it will happen.
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>>77698959
Don't you dare
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>>77698739
Sounds like this Mexted character has the elite rugby knowledge.
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>>77699177
He has an elite voice and vocabulary. He used to say some stupid shit sometimes. Someone burnt down his bach too.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlzBXM5nxTI
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>>77699316
I know who he is cheers.
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>>77699522
More like George Grogan
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>>77699542
Then you would know he's a knob.
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Im honestly thinking the argies are gonna win this one
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>>77700746
Not this year. They lost home to England C twice.
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>>77697312
Holy shit lads how much steroids are they packing into the SA teams shreddies
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Right lads, South Africa vs Argentina

In what minute do we think Romain Poite pulls his hamstring?
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How many times will Argentinian players take a dive or pull a Hollywood to milk a penalty? I'm going with 4.
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The fuck is this shit? The South African version of a Haka?
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who was the spangled woman greeting the players?
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>>77701357
I think she was a ring girl for The Rumble In The Jungle
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>>77701173
idk, bc i cannot find an acestream reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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http://goolsport.net/skyaction.html
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>>77701414
c4ff54b834532047fc0aa1779d17281f193d6938
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>>77701473
BASED stronk Kiwi

how on God's green Earth do you find streams these days?

my usual place no longer supports it as much.
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>dropmeme
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Classic Poite
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Fucking French referees. Always blow it early instead of letting it play out.
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argentina will surpass nz in the near future, mark my words
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are the saffas deliberately jumping into passes to try and get cards or something?
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>>77701704
I have it on good knowledge that Georgia will too. I hear they're full potential and we're full kinetic and it's a well known fact Australia are under surveillance.
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>>77701854
Michael Bradley did very well the Georgia side. It will be interesting what Milton will do with them, and what Michael will do with Zebre.
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out fucking skilled
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this championship
ABs
Pumas
Springboks
Wallabies
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>>77701927
The country lad.h
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>>77702147
I know, Michael Bradley was the former coach. He is now coach Zebre, and Milton is now the Georgian coach iirc.

I might be confused though
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>>77702175
You're thinking of the Seahawks lad.
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>complaining on french referees
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>>77702224
Youre right, Michael was only the Defence coach

clearly im losing my mind

>>77702275
>99:95 minutes
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it's crazy how argentina can be good but pumas are so shit when they're practically the same team
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>Not being able to speak English correctly
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>>77702328
*jags not pumas
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>>77702125
ZA
NZ
AR
AU
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>>77702328
The Pumas and Argentina are literally the same team.
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>>77702357
youve hit your head
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>>77702418
ZA is in ascension with new potential to explore (quotas issue) and a defined gameplan after some period punching on knife end
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period punching on knife end
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>>77702475
how kinetic would you say they are?
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>>77702475
*boycotts English*

You were dropped on your head lad.
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>>77702475
Huebro what sort of music you get into lad?
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>>77702507
uMzantsi Afrika? They're 50% or 60% kinetic now. My prediction for WC is 90% of kineticness at least for them.
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>>77702475
Ascension, yes, but they always barely winning by the skin of their teeth if they do win against someone apart from the French. I dont believe it accurately portrays what they are about.

Remember, nearly a year ago, SA lost to both the Shits and the Italians.

>some period punching on knife end

is this an idiom?
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>>77702566
>punching on knife end
That's a literal translation of a local expression "dar murro em ponta de faca", who means doing an useless effort in something who shall not work

Also reminding ZA has chrused France in june tests

>>77702553
Usually rock and electronic, but I'm more ecletic currently
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>>77702611
figured it was lost in translation, you can just say that their effort was trivial or "with fruitless effort".

they also lost 57- 15 last time they played AIG and 41 - 13 before then. It will be interesting though to see how they have developed within the year though.
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>>77702670
NZ x ZA matches shall be tough for both sides this year.
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>>77702697
gonna be interesting seeing our backline get properly tested for 80 minutes, a lot of them are used to rampaging on attack, but the lions tour showed there is definite weakness there under sustained pressure
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>>77702697
did you watch the Auz - AIG match this morning? slept through it, was surprised by the score and how close it was. Dont know much about the AIG side this year tbqhwyf
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>>77702724
All Blacks played like they were on fire the first half, absolutely out paced and out tackled the australians, locked them down and speared through solid try attacks, punished every mistake and fumble.
second half it kinda flipped but aussie only managed to punch through 2/3 as many tries.

if the ABs had kept their intensity or defensive composure it couldve been 70-15ish
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>>77702724
Australia is in decadent way. It isn't a proper parameter now.
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>>77702751
>70-15
thats nearly USA tier rugby. did they play second strings or something through the second half?

>>77702756
RIP Cheika, im sure he wont be staying much longer with increase of people asking for his head now.
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>>77702811
backline just let so much shit through and in general the ABs made a TON of mistakes they shouldnt and dont normally make. aussies got some fire in em and capitilized to boot.

also I think its more likely the ARU board will get axed before him, especially if the aussies come 3rd or 4th in the RC this year
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am I just a retard at perspective or was that a forward pass before that last ruck?
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no way that made it over the line
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>>77702837
Well thats good for the aussies for sticking with it. Im not familiar with the internal politics of the ARU, i just remember reading a few articles of speculation on Cheika before the tourney.

>>77702894
didnt look like it, the camera angle kind does that to me too though
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>>77703043
theyre basically in the fire over Union falling below ballroom dancing in terms of participation in Aus. among other things like axing the Force instead of the Rebels for super rugby, and only putting 4mil into grassroots rugby on a yearly basis, compared to 120mil on 200 professional players.
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>>77703101
Axing Força is death sentence for union in WA
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no yellow or penalty for the saffa playing the argies head?

>>77703101
that blows, isnt SA in the same boat? Are the two other Super teams still in super then?
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>>77703147
got 2nd in their conference despite the axehead hovering over their head all season, AND 9 wallabies from their ranks, got the only team stadium in their country, and have a full system from 5yo to professional in place. silly move.

>>77703158
not enough impact and the tackle didnt complete.
The two saffa teams negotiated their way into a NH tournament which starts in a couple weeks or something I think, the teams are still intact just not super. the Force don't really have that option since their like 5 hours ahead of yurop whereas SA is basically the same timezone bracket for broadcasting
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>>77703201
the Guinness league ik is still up in the air about the schedule, itll be fun to watch Leinster in the SH.

Yah, the aussies got the shit end on that front. I would probably expect a merger before anyone folds out. And I doubt theyll commit a U-turn like racing and stade francais did either. The merger would potentially allow a larger investment in the grassroots too.
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>>77703325
theres no-one to merge with within like 3000 miles though is the problem, if they were gonna merge they woulda folded the Rebels into the Brumbies or something and given themselves and excuse to host a bledisloe in the least union-centric city in their country
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>>77703376
Mergering VIC with ACT and keeping WA would be a decent solution
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*wakes up*

*dabs*
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>>77706735
*concedes 30 points against australia*
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>>77706735
Nice one.
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>>77706735
>dabbing instead of kissing gf breasts
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>>77707672

>40d chess on an 80d field.
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>>77707775
>gf
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Wank then get up
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I'm up. Time for church lads.
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>shitspouter was right and /rug/ was wrong AGAIN
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>>77709033
About what? MemeKensie had a terrible performance and solidified why he doesn't deserve to wear the black jersey.
Missed 16% of his tackles. Was 22% of our penalties conceded. Was 16% of our turnovers conceded. He threw 2 hospital passes that were then turned over by the player that tried to secure the shit pass. He repeatedly ran backwards ruining attacking chances. He made 2 or 3 stupid kicks that shouldn't have been made. He ran 70m sideways. He set up 1 try. He scored 1 try anyone on the field would have finished. http://www.espn.co.uk/rugby/playerstats?gameId=291158&league=244293
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>>77709313
autism
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>>77709327
He's right though, it was a very patchy performance for a fullback.
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>>77709327
It's autistic to critisise a player that's only starting because everyone else is injured?
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>>77709313
He's no Rieko Ioane, that's for sure
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>>77709370
>>77709383
>>77709381
Every rugby analyst rated him 9/10 and he was in the top 3 players of the game with Crotty and Rettalick.

You guys are upset
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>>77709414
Those two barely made any mistakes. Squire was the third best out there.
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>>77709449
Mckenzie set the platform up for all of those players
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>>77709414
Crotty had an outstanding game. Rettalick was solid as usual. How do they justify rating McKenzie over Ioane?Reiko was straight up objectively better across the board.
Is it like when the "experts" rated MemeKensie over best Barrett even though every stat was pretty much the same until you look at defence and turnovers where Damien was twice as bad as Jordie?
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>>77709464
>0 (zero) try assists
>he set them up all game and was the best player out there *continues jacking off Damien*
'No"
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>>77709464
The only thing he set up was the tee Foley kicked from mate.
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>>77709464
Ahhhh running backwards isn't setting up a platform my man.
>>77709517
Unironically this, he was responsible for at least 10 points scored with his lack luster defence and penalty conceding skills.
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>>77709519
#atmyaunts60th #hardcoreballer #myshitdoesntstink #idontevendab
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>>77709464
Only try I saw Memekenzie set up was the one for Beale, but i don't think that should count
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>>77709327
>cold hard facts
>a-autism
He made a few runs against the worst Aussie defence for a long time and was shit in defence.
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Squire had a better game than mcmemezie
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>>77710702
I launched an independent inquiry to discover if this statement was factual. It turns out that this was the case.
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Heard you dumb islanders were talking shit?
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>>77711519
Nah just some mild analysis of McKenzie's performance.
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Colin Meads is dead lads

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11896202
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RIP Pinetree, a true legend of the game
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He died happy knowing that the future of NZ rugby is in the capable hands of Pinekenzie
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TauranGOD reporting in.
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pine tree :(
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Really not a fan of these Northland jerseys. The gradient looks stupid.
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>>77709414
Every rugby 'analyst' has been wanking over Meckenzie for the past few years. They only take into account that flair, everything else is swept under the rug.
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That kick was a real Breenty.
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>>77714211
> swept under the /rug/
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Wellington are about to play.
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lol why the the fuck is savea on the right wing?
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>>77714610
Apparently he asked to be put there to show the ABs selectors that he can play both wings.
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>lineout call is black
>they throw it to the black guy
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Haha classic "you fucked up" chant from the crowd
>>
F
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Some seriously great matches this week.
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>>77694491
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>>77694491
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Touching segment about Pinetree.
Got to say I'm not surprised to see some dropkicks here comparing a literal who in comparison to this AB legend immediately after his passing. Sad tttt.
>>
Pinekenzie is the present and the future
>>
T - Truly Awesome
A - Awesome
U - Underestimated
R - Retirement Villages
A - And
N - Near the Mount
G - Great Shopping (and views)
A - Above Average (Tauranga, in my opinion, is above average)
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new zealanders > aucklanders > poorangaers
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>>77715627
I worked with a chick from Pooranga. She was absolute filth and morbidly obese. Was no good for the trades.
>>
I would unironically prefer to live in Crumbledchurch than the retirement home known as Pooranga
>>
Haka thing is on
>>
>Aussies conflicted about facing the haka
>Merts says he respected them turning it down and good on them
kek
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>>77715829
>still emotionally damaged about not facing the haka
>meets with Buck
>he says good on them for preparing how you need to to try win nothing but respect for not facing the haka
KEK
>>
Can we safely say that the Force were axed because they were the easiest team to be axed?
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>>77715940
Yes that's what I would guess at.
>>
Starting all blacks and fullback: Pinekenzie
>>
Mark Andrews genuinely called me a clever lad last night.

AMA
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>>77716018
Did you blush?
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>>77716018
Who?
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>>77716018
Did you massage his prostate while you sucked him off?
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sticky for pinetree pls mods

rip
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUXgcEegsRk

So much emotion in these eyes.
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F
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>ama
>doesn't reply
THIS is what is causing the downfall of SA rugby.
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>>77716196
Sorry m8 was out defending my property from orcs.

>>77716025
No

That is the end of this AMA thanks for participating.
>>
10th in bru pool after 1st week. Not bad. Usually the 1st week is my worst in pools.

>Tasman
>Manawatu
>>
Scotland
>>
lost
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independence
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>memekenzie tries to tackle
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>>77717056
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Left is my girlfriend.
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>>77697312
What time zone is that? UTC+12?
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tfw no rugby player bf
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>>77718627
GIV RUGBY GF
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>>77719435
GMT + 12
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>>77718627
does she strangle you with those quads

i seriously hope so
>>
Why do I have an alarm set for 5:30am on Mondays?
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>>77724699
Probably because thou have a job
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>>77724699
You're a wagecuck like the rest of us.
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>>77724729
Nah that alarm is at 6:30 my dude.
>>77724740
Say it ain't so.
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>>77724699
6 am here.
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>>77724699
because you're some type of cancerous tradie.
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>>77725065
Is your time zone GMT+11?
>>77725266
Nah mate I can confirm I'm not a tool on the tools.
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>>77725303
No, I mean my alarm is set at 6 am. I don't know why I'm still awake.

But fuck it, there's nothing a bottle of coffee can't fix.
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>>77725303
>on the tools
Only tradies talk like that.
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>>77726425
I can post a picture of my business card if you want but you will have to agree to signing a sawn afterdavid
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>>77724699
Mine is set for 4:50 am
Feelsbadman
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>>77726596
Im not signing any kind of swollen avodavid just post it
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>>77724796
Mine is set for 5:20
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Goodnight /rug/
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>>77729300
sleep tight
dont let the kinetic bugs bite
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>>77716151
Kieran Read seems like such a nice bloke
>>
*dabs*
>>
I am up.
>>
>>77697674
yeah i live there but it really depends what your degree is in, get in to project management or sumn and its easy
>>
>>77697742
>>77697785
cory jane and rokocoko both played over 50 tests though
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>>77727296
Mines at 7.30. Feels fucking amazing.
>>
Pinekenzie to captain the second test?
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>>77730618
Good to know lad, keep us updated.
>>
rugby? more like deadby
>>
Pine tree? More like dead tree
>>
answer my question BSA's?
(>>77732221)
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>>77732333
8-5 is the standard with 1 hour for lunch.
People quite often take 30 mins for lunch and finish at 4:30.
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>>77732448
thanks babe
>>
>>77732333
>>77732454
please watch our sport
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>>77732333
I am a hard working New Zealand Tradie. 0730 till 1600. Half hour lunch, mainly consisting of Sweet and Sour pork and Lemon Chicken on fried rice.
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>>77732491
Based statsy, hows the bf lad?
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the slag is coming round in a few lads
>>
mikey havocs kid looks pretty ugly lads
>>
>>77732506
My name is Garold you fucking idiot.
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>>77732535
Hi there, Garold you fucking idiot.
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They'll make a This Is Your Life about me one day.
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>>77732628
Meet me outside PaknSave and we'll make This Is Your Death.
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>>77732632
Out back of the one on Cameron Road. 7am tomorrow morning.
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>>77732636
>pooranga
not sure if he wants to beat up an 80 year old mate
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>>77732636
When good, honest anons are fighting one another rather than rounding up and executing namefags /rug/ has truly lost its way.

I'm just glad that gentleben isn't alive to see this.
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>>77732636
Is that when you start work there?
>>
>>77732636
>Cameron Road
Where the fuck is that?
Some povvo backwater?
>>
>>77732636
Get off 4chan granddad I told you already
>>
Why was Pookira Ioane called up and not Jordan Towelofua?
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>>77732636
Based TauranGOD

How's the beachfront mansion lad?
>>
serves as a replacement for ardie
>>
Pinekenzie
>>
Because he has a brother in the team. The All Blacks are a family brand.
>>
I have lost faith in the all blacks selectors.
>>
I have faith in Pinekenzie
>>
>>77733086
>>77733133
Shut the fuck up you little cocksucker.
>>
>he doubted Pinekenzie
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlm5MZSHjmo&feature=youtu.be&t=120

haha oh god watch sunni bill here
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>>77733270
looked as bad as crocketts one
>>
>Pinetree
>big strong sturdy lock that shared attributes with a pinetree

>PineKensie
>little weak smaller than a halfback utility reserve that could be blown over in a gentle breeze shares attributes with a sapling

Got to say it fits him lads. Little weak sapkenzie
>>
>>77733270
>hooper runs in and smacks him in the head

What a captain.
>>
>>77733270
Wow he was in lalaland. Guess that boxing training has come in handy.
>>
>>77733270
Why wasn't hooper red carded?

Sick of these french fuck refs lads
>>
Pinekenzie is a fearless leader
>>
>>77733307
>Barnes
>French
>>
Why do New Zealanders worship Islanders?
>>
Why do Aussies worship kiwis?
>>
>>77733319
Technically all Kiwis are Islanders as we live on an island. So yes Sir Ed could fall into the "Islander" category.
>>
>>77733040
My visa is arriving this week, are you scared yet, little boy?
>>
Why does /cric/ worship /rug/?
>>
>>77733333
Based trips x quints for Sir Ed. What a great New Zealander.
>>
>>77733334
Pathetic
>>
My money's on shitspouter
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>>77733365
Trip on polesmoker.
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What is /rug/'s thoughts on the new additions to the Aus schoolboys? Are you upset that based Jimenez didn't get a call up to Aus schoolboys? What about Pavlakis missing out entirely despite being the second best fullback at trials?

Will Harrison (NSW) – Marcellin College, Randwick
Koen Dovey (QLD) – The Southport School
Marco Bell (NSW) – Waverley College
Tristan Stanghon (QLD) – Anglican Church of England Grammar School
>>
At the nanango rsl lads AMA.
>>
>>77733416

>Anglican Church of England grammar school

Get the FUCK out of here you non-qld SCUM.
>>
>>77733448
muh nickname
>>
>>77733459
It's not even about the nickname. Saying "Anglican Church of England" is otiose. It is either Church of England or Anglican Church. You hedged your bets and came out oooking like a FUCKWIT.
>>
saints

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0qxdwfxbONM
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>>77733467
You're the one oooking like a fuckwit. I copied it from the Green and Gold rugby website which you probably don't even visit cause you're a filthy fucking casual who doesn't care about /youf/

http://www.greenandgoldrugby.com/extended-schoolboys-squads-announced/
>>
>>77733480
atrocious post, take a nap and try again asshole
>>
Nice proxy
>>
>>77733480
>the fact that you know rugby better than g&g makes you a casual

K lad.
>>
>>77733495
>I'm going to shorten the name of a website so I look knowledgable
(reddit space here)
K "lad"
>>
Damian Mckenzie ● vs Australia (19/08/2017) HD By CROSE
>>
Pinekenzie single handedly dominated the first half
>>
>>77733358
Its amusing how you hide behind cryptic replies.
I can assure you, there will be no hiding from me at Auckland International, I am going to compress your overweight frame so much so that I will be able to shove you into the same fat fryer you use to make doughnuts everyday.

You have been warned
>>
>>77697312
I've been living in NZ for 11 years and I still don't know the rules of Rugby, since I'm more of divegrass man
What's the best way to learn Rugby?
>>
>>77733760
laws.worldrugby.org
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>>77733692
>cryptic
Maybe for a shitbrain like you.

You're too scared to do anything out of fear of being deported back to your slum. You're going to need some doughnuts to gain weight from being an emaciated africunt. Me bringing you doughnuts is just me doing my bit after my parents gave you a dollar day every year since you were on that world vision ad.
>>
>>77733760
Watching it with an informed and patient friend is pretty good. theres replays online for days.
If youre unsure about something specific you can check the rules that huebro linked
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>>77733760
Read shitspouters posts. His rugby knowledge is unparalleled
>>
thread will probably die overnight lads
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>>77734817
Ill do my best lad
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>>77733270
>shaky bill williams
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>>77735347
Looks just like it does on the weather.
>>
>>77735347
Aesthetic as fuck, time to push for New Zealand emigration instead, methinks
>>
>>77735347
Migration to NZ to give more fever for country
>>
>>77732636
He didn't show.
>>
The QT barista is back lads
>>
>>77738662
What's his name lad?
>>
>>77739290
Never actually asked tttt.
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>the phonecall that saved australian rugby
>>
Biggest news story this week
https://www.sunlive.co.nz/news/160898-10-year-jail-term-avocado-thives.html
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>>77740390
wtf is a thive?
>>
ARC expanding
http://www.americasrugbynews.com/2017/08/18/americas-rugby-championship-b-begins-2018/
>>
>>77740537
Me making a spelling mistake https://www.sunlive.co.nz/news/160898-10-year-jail-term-for-all-BSA-posters.html
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>>77740625
One day it won't be a meme comp
>Of them all except for the Argentina XV field their senior sides
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>>77740632
>If you have an avocado orchard or live near one please keep a look out for any suspicious activity and if you see anything, report it to police immediately
>>
>>77740652
Reminding current champion is US of A
>>
>>77740719
Do you have TMO's yet or is it still highschool level of referring?
>>
>>77740740
They're still don't adopt TMO because of Canada and Chile.
>>
>>77740719
>Reminding current champion is US of A

Who won it by a try bonus point over a literal B Team
>>
>>77740815
Fix the TMO and drop the literal who's of Argies and you have yourselves a respectable comp
>>77740817
Not even their B team, it's the B team's B team.
>>
World Rugby Rankings

1. New Zealand (95.21)
2. England (90.14)
3. Ireland (85.39)
4. South Africa (84.51)
5. Australia (84.21)
6. Scotland (82.47)
7. Wales (81.73)
8. France (79.63)
9. Fiji (79.48)
10. Argentina (79.15)
>>
>One person has reportedly been killed and at least 20 injured after an earthquake hit the Italian island of Ischia, off the coast of Naples, collapsing of several buildings.

>The quake was measured as being magnitude 4.3 by the US Geological Survey, at a depth of 10km. It had also been reported as magnitide 3.6.

>magnitude 3.6
KEK
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>>77740959
Nothing would even fall off a shelf here with that sort of shake. That size shake is almost a daily occurrence.
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>>77740959
>by the US Geological Survey
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>>77741024
>god defend new zealand
>keeps trying to kill you instead
>>
>>77741062
>God defend New Zealand
>makes the environment harsh
>things that happen constantly to your country are massive disasters elsewhere in the world
>God defended you by making you strong and resilient
>He helped you by making you help ypurself
How will YOU survive a 3.6 magnitude earthquake? I wouldn't even flinch my dude.
>>
>>77741120
>He thinks surviving a couple shakes make him tough.

Laughing at you lad.

Come try things out here for fun
>>
>>77741252
Clearly joking and talking specifically about earthquakes my dudes. I have no desires to be chased off my property by angry blacks who have decided they own my property now. (This is a true story from one if my friends from SA that grew up on a farm there)
>>
>>77741289
Kek, I have a mate whose dads family was from Rhodesia. They moved to Zimbabwe when he was young
His family had to pay local officials and chiefs money just so blacks wouldn't break innand murder them cause muh land
>>
>>77741467
How is poey?
>>
>>77740842
Part of Argentina XV squad has played for Onças in SR
>>
>>77742140
There are ex all blacks in and all blacks from Mitre 10 squads it doesn't mean having them as a fixture in your competition stops it being a meme
>>
Māori AB's in the Americas Rugby Championship when?
>>
>>77742562
rather watch my wife shit
>>
>>77742692
I was trying to "no clue" hue post
>>
>>77703101
Western Australian government is going to sue the ARU for 100 million
>>
>>77743042
They are going to lose.
>>
>>77743080
The ARU is.
>>
Can aussie judiciary obligate ARU to keep Força in Super Rugby?
>>
>Clyne is meeting Twiggy in Adelaide because Perth is too far.
>this is the guy in charge of the ARU.

>>77743119
Yes.
>>
>>77743042
>>77743080
Both parties are losers if that's the case. ARU doesn't have $100 million to give and will just go bankrupt. It's just a threat to get negotiations going again. There is no way that case would go ahead.
>>
>>77743144
Need to cull the ARU a bit imo
New blood could be the solution
>>
>>77743180
Its the WA government not the Western Force. What does the WA government or the WA voter care if the ARU goes bankrupt?

Sticking it up Eastern Staters will make the average WA voter happy.
>>
>>77743196
It would be almost impossible to argue that a rugby union team is worth 100 million to WA.

We'd really need to know what the contract they had with the ARU says.
>>
>>77743243
They are suing over the money they spent on the stadium and on training facilities.
>>
>>77743196
What standing does WA have to bring the claim?
>>
>>77743287
See >>77743265

Spending money on the stadium on the understanding that the Force would be around long term.
>>
>>77743307
Right, but you didn't answer my question. I can build a house on land on the understanding that a motorway will never be built next to it, but I can't sue the state government when they decide to build one because my property value went down.
>>
>>77743307
>>77743265
Don't they have other sports teams in WA?

I'd expect the contract for Super rugby teams would have a section claiming they wouldn't take responsibility for cost of facilities, and they can remove teams whenever they feel appropriate.
>>
>>77743350
AFL: Águias da Costa Oeste and Estivadores de Freemantle
A-League: Glória de Perth
>>
wallabies need a kiwi coach
>>
>>77743376
Please tell me how it is you think that the eagles and dockers are playing at the NIB stadium.
>>
>>77743391
Based Piss Ratpoo

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11907697
>>
>>77743350
AFL and cricket teams do not play in a rectangular stadium.

As for the contract well the Western Australian government would have a better idea of what contracts there are then anyone else.

>>77743376
Perth Glory are tiny and didn't warrant a stadium upgrade. The stadium upgrade happened because of rugby.
>>
>2011
>reds win superugby
>deans chosen as wobs coach
>wobs do shit

Robbie deans is literally the worst coach in Australian history. Australia needs a Queensland coach, not a kiwi. Who would have ever guessed that ratatouille would have a shit opinion.
>>
>>77743455
They don't have other rugby teams? They could hold other events like concerts there too.
>>
>>77743543
There are no other rugby teams. Perth is the biggest city in Australia without a rugby league team. Concerts can be held at many other places instead anyway.
>>
The annexation of poopeelia begins.

https://www.stuff.co.nz/travel/news/95972472/could-norfolk-island-become-part-of-new-zealand?cid=facebook.post.95972472
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>>77743936
>we're upset we don't get preferential treatment any more and need to pay the same tax as other Australians
>we're also upset that New Zealand doesn't care about us and has no interest in having us as a territory because we represent a net loss to GDP

Jesus Christ they're so fucking pathetic. How can one island full of inbred mutineers be so lame?
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>>77743180
>ARU doesn't have $100 million to give
>>
>>77744112
He's on WA's side, not ARU
>>
>>77744201
It would be illegal and highly improper for WA to receive litigation funding from a private person.
>>
Norfolk Island is rightful Zealandia clay.
>>
>>77745018
Zealandia is in holland you pleb.
>>
>>77745064
Zealandia is the world's hottest new continent, dullard.
>>
>>77745015
Donations are a thing. There are many many ways around it my dude.
>>
>>77745064

>Being this new
>>
>>77741289
The best part about it is that that lifestyle used to be exclusive to farmers, now it's spread to the suburban areas too.
Nowadays the farmers are either just tortured or taken out execution style.
>>
>>77745015
That's not my point. My point was the ARU doesn't have the money to pay them that much. Your reply implies that Andrew Forrest would pay for it, which makes no sense.
>>
>>77745320
>there is only one Australian

Getting pretty tired of them replaying this episode tbthafwy
>>
>>77745461
Well my point was that he doesn't support ARU so he won't be paying it. Your comment was confused and irrelevant.
>>
Rugby.
>>
>>77745979
Rakapi
>>
Rubgy
>>
.ybguR
>>
ラグビー
>>
>>77745555
Well he certainly doesn't support them now
http://nedlandsrugby.com.au/2017/08/22/exclusive-aru-snubs-twiggys-50-million-offer/
>>
You lads are looking straight down the barrel of a hue thread I hope you realise.
>>
>>77746086
Not on my watch, lad

NEW THREAD

>>77746189
>>77746189
>>77746189
>>
Bit premature 2bh.
>>
Not using that thread honestly. It would be dead by the time the internationals roll around.
>>
>>77746202
You thinking BSK thread?
>>
Here I am on the chan ready to talk about Rugby.
>>
I am ready and able to post in a BSK thread with all /mitre10/ rug fixtures displayed.
>>
>>77746271
I just CANT be fucked lad.
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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