/rug/ - Fuck French Ref's Edition

>Thursday 24 August Southland v North Harbour 7:35pm
>Friday 25 August Bay of Plenty v Hawke’s Bay 5:45 PM
>Friday 25 August Waikato v Counties Manukau 7:45 PM
>Saturday 26 August Wellington v Taranaki 2:35 PM
>Saturday 26 August Auckland v Northland 4:35 PM
>Sunday 27 August Manawatu v Tasman 2:35 PM
>Sunday 27 August Canterbury v Otago 4:35 PM

>>77746189
Terrible post.
>>77746251
Excellent post.

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For me, it's gotta be Harbour.

muscular saffa

*dabs*

I've never met a nice south african.

Shitspouter > Gayrold desu

>>77746430
Fight me cunt

and thats not bloody surprising man

>>77746446
Please change your name.
NB: I've never challenged anyone to a fight. Night try!

>>77746446
>>77746493
Both of you change your names and please stop false flagging as me. This is my first post in this thread and you will see the post counter go up.
Also which one of you said they will leave the superbru if I was added? None of you have left it yet.

>>77746430
Did you get your dollar from world vision today you fly covered shitter?

Not a fan of this multiple Garold meme, tbph

Not really your decision what kiwi/rug/ does tttt

Pinekenzie tbqh

>>77746251
>not using GMT -3

Real Garold here. Wank then bed.

Stop pretending to be me

Is there any hope for the Brave Tasman Makos lads?

>>77746797
No sorry :(

Got my New Zealand visa lads.

Australian one is going to take a little bit more time though, quite livid 2bh

>>77746189
Who's ready for >us to have a decent performance against the ABs and then narrowly beat the saffers so we can all pretend Aus rugby isn't in utter crisis?

lol, you're dreaming if you think we aren't going to lose by 30+ this weekend.

>>77747352
*loses at home to Scotland*

>>77747352
sad that a narrow loss is a good outcome for us.

Australia will win if Pinekenzie isn't selected.

Scotland

are

better

independent

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*rumbles into thread*

>>77749348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7SyDhZlV8Y

Holding in a massive Wales lads
will post on ratemypoo

;^))))

About to sign my life away on a £65,000 mortgage lads. Ask me anything.
>inb4 everyone on /rug/ is a doctor making that money in a year

>>77750473
Are you just about to sign your life away by signing a £65000 mortgage?

>>77750811
Yes I can confirm.

I'm awake.

>>77746646
>Pinekenzie
Stop that.
It's fucking disrespectful.

>>77751417
Already tried that lad. He is trying to push the sapkenzie meme harder then anyone has tried to push a meme here ever.

why is noone here discussing the women's rugby?

like come on...

>>77751802
Haven't watched the replay yet because I have more important things to do on a weekday morning. And there hasn't been a woman's game since the big games this weekend that overshadow the women's games.

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>>77746646
>>77747549
>pinekenzie
More like kittenkenzie

>>77751802
>womens sports that aren't softcore porn like netball

>>77751802
I watched the game and it was pure AIDS. Moving on.

>>77752319

Bad loser

>>77747352
Going on last year I reckon you cunts just disrupt us, lie behind the ruck and just be all around niggly to stop the game flowing. Cheikas Waratahs tactics.

>>77750473
I'm a nurse and I make £63,500 a year.

>>77752089
Cruden is a manlet with 1 (one) testicle and even he is a better defender than Mugckenzie.

I won't stand for disrespect against a true legend like pinekenzie

>>77750473
>65,000
>my mortgage is $385,000

Where is your house, Afghanistan?

>>77754413
Probably Wales

>>77754413
$105,000 Australian.

>>77756528
Right. So his house is one third as good as a townhouse on the Southside of Brisbane. Must be a pile of dog shit.

>>77755002
Damn, that's much worse

Who is the Jon "Bones" Jones of rugby?

>>77754413
>owning a house

fuck me, righto millionaire

>>77757350

Siya kolisi. Both black innit.

>>77757350
>who is the player who doesn't train and wins based purely on talent
Doesn't exist in this sport

>>77756738
Well yeah. Have you seen UK houses? They're essentially 2 storied hallways that are wall to wall with their neighbours.

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Bought tickets to NZ v. SA match lads.
Probably gonna get shit seats.

>>77752089
>the way he kicks the ball away at the end

Petulant little child.

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Pinekenzie

>>77759771
Can you pull up his handling errors, penalties conceded and turnovers conceded? Would be interesting to see those stats my friend.

>>77759996
No KittenKenzie fan ever acknowledges those, they know it makes him look like the terrible player he is.

>>77759771
Kerevi really showed that he deserves that spot with his performance on Saturday.

>mad
>at the player of the season

>mad
>being critical of a player and his massive flaws
Gets my almonds activating

>>77751509
>push the sapkenzie meme
I'll push his fucking shit in.

>>77760162
Yeah because I'll take the word of a retiree on a taurangan knitting forum over super rugby coaches and SANZAAR who chose him as POTS twice in a row.

>>77760328
Care to show his handling errors, penalties conceded and turnovers conceded in comparison to every other full back then? If they are so good you will have no problem doing that.

>>77760328
>not a single player from the most dominant and successful team of this season
>a good list at all
Come on mate pull the other one.

>mad
>at the player of the season
You aren't even trying to be calm. Pinekenzie is the new #1 fullback.

Deal w/it

>>77760328
>he thinks SANZAAR and SR Coaches have a word to say in the Opta player ranking that selects these players
Mate do you even know what your pushing with this player of the season meme?

Here comes another anti-pinekenzie conspiracy theory lads

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>conspiracy

>>77760546
Based pinekenzie rated #1 overall

Pinekenzie

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>Pinekenzie
>never won a lineout
Yeah..... Nah

>>77760663
>66 handling errors
>as a fullback
JFC no wonder we looked like shit last weekend with that liability on the field

Who would you say is the worst NZ fullback to compare MemeKensie to? I want to see if he has the worse handling skills for a fullback in NZ.

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>>77760663
>less tries
>less conversions
>more handling errors
>more turnovers conceeded
>less turnovers won

Pinekenzie?
more like Side Linekenzie

>>77760714
Lowe was awful at the back. Michael Collins was underwhelming. I think Nanai played 15 a bit and I don't rate him.

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>>77760744
Ok I'll have a look at them.
>>77760730
Here is handling errors compared to the greatest.

>>77760744
Oh and Shaun Stevenson is shocking.

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>>77760744
>Michael Collins was underwhelming
Imagine for a second being even worse than him.

>>77760744
Ben Blair. The great irony being that everyone said he was too small at 173cm and 80kg which is a full foot taller and 30 kg heavier than ol' splinterbutt Mckenzie

>still the POTS
pinekenzie doubters are losing the plot lads

>>77760663
>>77760760
>>77760793
Looks like around 30 is an acceptable number of handling errors, with the GOAT having half that and the "player of the year" having twice that.
Gets me thinking about how a program that analyses attack only vs strength of opposition is a terrible way to decide the best player.

>>77760820
Ben Smith was out about half of the season which can skew things a bit.

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>>77760779
>Shaun Stevenson is shocking
he played half the number of games the ShitKenzie did
>>77760806
feel free to try and justify his POTS position, no one is stopping you
>>77760834
I forgot this, so around 30 really is the typical amount. still makes you think doesnt it.

>>77760889
> half the number of games
minutes rather, 500mins vs 1300mins

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OK last one, I thought of the worst handling player I could think of. Whos performance in Super Rugby got him dropped from the AB's. Who everyone here jokes about not even being able to catch a pie thrown at him. I present to you Fat hands Fatea.
You unironically cant make this shit up.

>inb4 handling doesn't even matter as fullback he is still POTS u mad
I just can't see an actual justification for it, random news column writers can justify their picks better than you can for MemeKensie.

Based pinekenzie stirring up the casuals

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>I have no rebuttal for those facts and you have predicted my reply perfectly
>I know your a casual
Sure got me buddy.

>>77761273
Cherry picking stats because you're mad just makes you look pathetic and jealous.

Pinekenzie

How did the pinekenzie name start? Is it because he'll be riding the pine for the rest of the series?

>>77761414
where have you been mate

>>77761414
Pinetree the All Black legend passed away recently and MemeKensie supporters have such little imagination that they tried to steal this legends nickname.

>>77761326
Handling errors is a pretty massive stat for a fullback.

>>77761474
Nobody said it isn't, but it doesn't take away dominance in other stats. He's still a young player who has more /heart/ than all of the anti-pinekenzie conspiracy theorists combined.

Ben Smith was a literal who until 2012 and he was 26 by then.

>>77761501
>he didnt rate bender in 2009

>>77761457
You're thinking of Colin Meads.

>>77761501
His killer instinct wasn't really on show until 2002.

KEK

Where did all the anti-pinekenzie conspiracy theorists run off to?

how /we/ lookin' lads?

>>77762002
elite, muscular and handsome as usual lad

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See you lads at B Hut tomorrow night

>>77762002
Bad, lad.
Need to shave I am looking borderline woodcutter right now.

>>77762007
>>77762029
Based TauranGODs

One of my goals is to build a high rise building in Tauranga and call it the Toweranga

i've got something to say lads

i want to do dirty and frankly lewd things to jacinda ardern and i WILL vote for her because of this

>>77762068
She has a horse face though, you can do better

>>77762128
rather not fuck bill english if i had a choice m8

>>77762068
>not voting green for swarbrick

swarbrick is like a little baby compared to the goddess Ardern

>>77762188

shitbrick is a bridge troll compared to the thoroughbred that is Ardern.

just pushed out a rather large swarbrick lads

>voting for the candidate you want to fuck the most

Have you faggots learnt nothing from the U.S.?

I don't know much about Rugby but I remember my mum complaining about a forward pass in the 2007 world cup so fuck France

>>77762306
people also complained saying that NZ lost because they wore grey rather than black

excuses are excuses

>>77762387
tbf anon, I was on a family holiday there during it, and a taxi driver we had apologised for it

>>77762387
They lost because Pinekenzie wasn't selected

>>77762029
Great to see Christchurch has recovered.

>>77762426
He wasn't even born lamo

inb4 someone doesnt think that post is a joke

Is NZ vs SA going to be the the ONLY competitive fixtures of this tournament?

>>77762610
Seems likely

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>>77762610
>NZ vs x
>Competitive

>>77762633
>hosting the springboks at pooBE

>>77762633
If you don't take last year's abysmal display into account, most of the games between >us have been somewhat competitive and not absolute whitewashes.

>>77762644
They should have it at the Tauranga Domain

I hope you'll all be getting up at 6:45am on Sunday to support the brave girls in the final.

any of you lads going to falls this year?

>>77762721
fell deep into ur mum last night, m8

*falls over*
yeah mate

>>77762719
I get up at 6:30am every morning to go running

>>77762426
shit meme

>>77762747
Is this so that you may run away from our fight?

>>77762747
>get up at 6:30

Kek. Fucking Neet. Let us know when you get a grown up job.

>>77762803
>>77762797
Of course my obsessed stalkers are first to reply

>>77762836
>shits all over himself
>gets surprised when people tell him he smells like shit
>Lol, stay obsessed

>>77762836
You seem like a great guy. I'd like to meet up. Next time you're in Te Whanga-nui-a-Tara, I'll shout you some Joes food world (http://www.joesfoodworld.co.nz/)

>>77762863
Are you chinese or poly?

>>77762883
Please tell me when you've ever met a Chinese or Poly named Garold.

>>77762888
Second generation immigrants often have western names.

>Namefag talking to a tripfag

Fuck this, I'm leaving for /r/edditunion

>>77762910
It's always nice to visit home, your people need you

>>77762610
aus vs argentina

>>77762899
Nice Dubs!

Let me tell you something Goat, I am a BSK. See attached picture.

>Gayrold and Shitspouter connecting

Why am I not surprised?

>>77762923
Hmm

>>77762949
Jealous much?

>>77762969
Not at all, I know I am a relatively disliked poosonality here, but at least I am not a hated one, like yourself and Gayrold.

>>77762984
If you care about poople here liking you, you need to reassess your priorities.

>a name fag, a trip fag and a flag fag walk in to a bar
>they are asked to leave because they are underage

>>77762984
Little do you know. I'm the man who saved /rug/

>>77762996
You're missing the point completely.
I hope you enjoy your career making doughnuts, as you will never progress any further.

>>77762998
Japan 2019

Be there.

>>77762996
What about Sweet mother's kitchen? Can't beat Fried chicken on waffles! My shout I insist!!! http://www.sweetmotherskitchen.co.nz/
I will be in Japan 2019 also!

I just pushed my toothbrush into my anus. It felt really good lads. You all should try it.

Elections in NZ when?

>>77763241
30 days i think

>>77763022
When you make it to Auckland do you fancy going to the disabled toilets with me (it's not the Smith one that's in Christchurch)? I fancy some long thick foreign sausage.

>>77763261
Please stop. This isn't funny.

I can't be bothered scrolling up to find you my man. The reason people are pointing out his error stats is because they are terrible.
Damien McKenzie
Ball carries:209
Turnovers conceded:27
Handling errors:66
1 out of 4 times the ball comes to him he can't hold on to it.
1 out of every 8 times he manages to hold on to the ball he turns it over.
Neither of those are good stats at all. How many meters run makes up for that? As we have shown with the comparison to Jordie, Damien isn't THAT much better than him at the stuff Damien is good at, but his error stats are far far worse and are far worse than everyone we looked up in NZ. Damien is like a glass conon in the sense when he can actually get going he does do a bit better but Jesus when he doesn't get going he is a liability. This is why people think he doesn't deserve POTS.
And pointing out his POTS was picked does come into play, how the computer analysis worked if he fucked up vs a team that isn't as close in score as eachother it doesn't count as much as in a close game. Were any Fuck up should count as full marks against because you shouldn't be fucking up at that level.
Anyway you don't even try to actually defend it so I'm not sure if it's a meme or not, at any rate Damien didn't deserve to be picked as player of the season let alone in the team of the season.

>>77763232
You a poof m8?

>>77763299
Please stop using my name.
>>77763350
This is very homophobic of you please stop copying my name. I don't want to be associated with such disgraceful comments.

>>77763241
Shut the fuck up and mind your business you 3rd world scumbag.

>>77763373
Just stop. There's only one me.

>>77763375
/rug/ is a welcoming community. Please follow my example and be welcoming and open to all people. Can you please stop using my name.
>>77763378
I'm the only me, please stop. Your homophobic comments won't stand and everyone will see though you.

>>77763375
Globalized world. Deal with it.

so what are they putting in the water lads

>>77763392
I'll deal with you cunt.

>>77763386
Stop using my name.

I'm a huge faggot

Please rape my face.

>>77763397
I'll deal with you, stop using my name!
>>77763402
You stop using mine. I was here first.

I am the original Garold.

Garold here AMA

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>>77763397
I'm waiting thou

I am the original and I will prove it by putting my trip on once I find were I saved it.

>>77763349
Anti-pinekenzie conspiracy theorists working overtime tonight. I hope George Soros is paying you well.

>>77763412
Look at those disgusting teeth.
Literal ape men.

>>77763403
>>77763404
>>77763407
>>77763411
>>77763416
None of these are me.
>>77763421
You are being disrespectful to a long time member of this community.

>>77763429
>>77763421
>>77763416
>>77763411
>>77763407
>>77763405
>>77763404
>>77763403

All of these are me.

>>77763429
>>77763432
All me tßh.

>>77763432
This one is also me

>>77763437
No me

>>77763434
Not me.
>>77763441
Unsurprisingly this is me.

Thanks for all these (You)'s

Fake Garolds please stop.

>>77763434
>tßh.
I know you aren't me and most should be able to see that.

Wow I'm loving all this, being such an attention whore fuckhead

>>77763466
You're not me either 2bh.

Is this the worst /rug/ thread in history?

Next Garold to pretend to be me has to give me anal sex.

>>77763478
pff more like Gayrold, amirite?

Wank then bed.

>>77746446
Me.
>>77763469
Not me.
>>77763471
Me.
>>77763476
Me.
>>77763478
Me.
>>77763484
Not me.

I'm a wanker.

>this John Malkovichism on this thread

>>77763529
Worst post in the thread

Rugby

>>77763529
Awful post.
>>77763541
Good post.

Garold

Pinekenzie

>>77763476
Yes.

>>77763476
No not even close. There have been some absolute shitters.

I could /heem/ everyone here including myself and the fake me's.

I'm terrified of everyone in this thread.

>>77763675
t. cuntabrian

I leave to go have lunch and return to this?
Not impressed

>>77746251
OTAGOS GOING TO WIN THE SHIELD LADS

>>77746251
Battle of the bays should be good

>>77763886
go bay my cum

>>77763869
m8 our guy Matt Faddes is out for 2 months lad. Gonna be a rough one

>>77764006
Whoa back the fuck off cunt

>>77764006
um sweetie, that's a little rude. Do you want to apologise?

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>>77764052
>>77764071
>not understanding chants

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj6YFZv_Yts

#Respect

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>>77762863
I would prefer you ordered some fine kiwi fare and we could have a civilised meal.
https://dlish.nz/

>dining in Johnsonville

Well if you are not prepared to take me to the Fishermans table.

>>77764736
Fishermans table is pleb as fuck

>>77763407>>77763397
>>77763402
>>77763403
>>77763404
>>77763405

All you namefags claiming to be OG
Garold used to be cool

>>77763462
ALL Garolds please stop

FTFY

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>>77764774
Then order some chowder from Dlish and we can eat @ yours and watch replays .
https://dlish.nz/

>>77764929
Im not cuckrold. And that stuff looks horrendous.

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>>77764940
It's Tauraungas' finest.
I think it is less objectionable than all the AIG All Blacks "My Food Bag" IG posting.

>>77762610
No, but South Africa vs All Blacks might. I wish the Boks would get it together. Springbok vs All Black clashes are instant classics. There was the GOAT test in 2013 where both teams needed a BP and got one. The 2014 test where Messam went mongrel and gave Lambie a decisive 3. We were fighting back but got penalised at the ruck to end the game. Then 2015. I think it ended 20 -6 or something of the like. Sopoagas first game for the All Blacks. He made a decisive break that put Ben Smith in before halftime. It got us back in the game. He played 80 minutes and made no mistakes. Never to be seen again.

>thread devolves into shitposting with names on and actually replying to namefags
so this is how a general dies

>>77765435
And it's basicly the same crowd who boycotts /rug/ threads because of >muh english language rhetoric

>>77765572
stop making threads in macaco-speak and we'll stop boycotting them

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>>77765588
>ignoring portuguese is most spoken language in SH

>>77765638
Nobody here unironically gives a fuck

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I have found this and am thinking of getting it (for the missus)
Can anyone tell me when the photo is from?

Reminder based brits and ireland are the best posters
Saffas good too
France also good
NZ good posters are massively outweighed by shitposters and namefags
Aus haven't been the same since the WC

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>>77766325
Brilliant.You may be able to help.
I found this bag,>>77766150, on UK Ebay.
https://www.ebay.ie/sch/Womens-Handbags/169291/i.html?_sop=15&_nkw=richie+mccaw

Can you tell what is going on in the pic? iT looks like Richie is mid Haka. If so why is Avo man in front of him.

>>77766471
I reckon its after a try or getting up after a ruck or something desu, thats avomans arm not richies leg

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>>77767019
Hey yeah. Thanks man.
Wish I had ordered it in time to have at the pub during the weekends big match.

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>>77766325
I miss aussie positivity. That world cup really took it outta them.

15. Damian McKenzie
14. Ben Smith
13. Ryan Crotty
12. Sonny Bill Williams
11. Rieko Ioane
10. Beauden Barrett
9. Aaron Smith
8. Kieran Read (c)
7. Sam Cane
6. Liam Squire
5. Sam Whitelock
4. Brodie Retallick
3. Owen Franks
2. Dane Coles
1. Joe Moody

Reserves: Codie Taylor, Kane Hames, Ofa Tu'ungafasi, Scott Barrett, Ardie Savea, TJ Perenara, Lima Sopoaga, Anton Lienert-Brown.

Team named. I am awake by the way.

>>77769098
Morning.You going for a run?

>>77769098
morning Garold

Call me Garold again and I will destroy this thread for good.

>>77769098
>15. Damian McKenzie
CANT HACK THE MACK

Brodie will win player of the year this year.

>>77765435
You do get that it was a bunch of posters taking the piss to try make him use a trip so he can be filtered right?

>>77769743
Hopefully. Deserves it.

>>77769743
Who?

>>77770097
Avoman

>>77770097
pootallick

>>77769743
*Nominations*
Brodie Retallick
Maro Itoje
Jonathan Davies?
Beauden Barrett?

It's been a lean year so far Tbh. There's still loads of rugby left yet though.

>>77777777
coming soon boyz

>>77771771
Barrett isn't getting it.
t. Hurricanes supporter.

>>77769098
>pinekenzie not captained
execute the selectors

>>77773298
>choosing a captain who gets subbed at 60
wew.

>>77773563
>not picking a captain to lead by example dropping the ball 25% of the time he gets it leading to a closer and more interesting game

>>77773585
>picking literally anyone but a lock or flanker as captain

Boooooiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Anti-pinekenzie conspiracy theorists should lay off the greentext.

>>77773708
>not picking a captian that clearly has the best defence in the game >>77752089
Please

>>77773709
>anti-pinekenzie
I think you'll find most people are in favour of Mckenzie spending more time on the pine.

>>77773753
>not praising the only player I can think of that runs backwards in professional rugby
He is a revolutionary, you wouldn't get it.

>>77773753
When was the last time an australian beat a team Pinekenzie was playing in?

>>77773811
29th of July.

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>>77773811
Iff the top of my head round 14 last year. Could be a more recent one too. Bit of an embarrassing loss too 2bh.

>>77773848
By off the top of my head i mean that i remembered they lost to the Waratahs last year, I didn't remember the score or when.

>>77773811
>literally choose the one statistic out of hundreds that is unfavourable

Fucking state of you. I would think a memekenzie poster would be better at cherry picking stats.

>>77773811
When was the last time a team with MemeKensie in it beat the worst NZ team the Blues?

Will /rug/ take the muscular GET?

>>77773940
I'm going to be trying to get the get in a different general

>>77773926
Considering how they cry about cherry picking his bad stats, aka looking at his defence and errors, you would think he wouldn't cherry pick at all.

>>77771771
McKenzie, Brodie, Cane will all make the cut. You heard it here first.

>>77774088
Read too for how he turned around the AB's performance. Whitelock might be in the running for his first captain shot winning the Super Rugby and being a solid reliable player as usual.

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>>77774146
Actually the more I think about it Whitelock will be right up there. A lot of people don't even realise he was captain for the Crusaders and he is really solid. They might float it to him so he gets some recognition for his efforts.

Anti-pinekenzie conspiracy theorists are losing it lads

>>77774682
Are you talking to the meme loving fucks who like Mckenzie, or the brave, handsome and muscular gentlemen who think he deserves as much pine as his 60kg frame can sit on?

Bledisloe I statistics:

Mcmemezie:

>1 try
>70 meters run
>4 clean breaks
>4 defenders beaten
>2 offloads
>2 turnovers
>1/6 tackles missed
>2 penalties
>subbed at 66'

Israel Folau
>1 try
>1 assist
>116 metres run
>2 clean breaks
>5 defenders beaten
>5 offloads
>0 turnovers
>0/4 missed tackles
>0 penalties
>played 80 minutes

Mckenzie wasn't even the best fullback on the field.

LGTSS

>pinelau

>>77775488
Accurate and factual. I can not debate this but I am also not a retard. Good luck when the only retort you get is "but is he POTS? Didn't think so MemeKensie #1".

Is there rugby on tonight?
OH I CAN'T FUCKING TELL BECAUSE THE OP IS A BRAZILIAN-TIER PIECE IF SHIT REEEEEEEEEE

I'm going to dedicate my get to Pinekenzie.

>>77776779
You might be retarded my friend. Quick test do you rate PineKenzie?

Based Pinekenzie got you SHOOK

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>>77776960
Keep it up man. Claim those repeating didgets4daPine.
>If you dont. Pinelau will score a brace this weekend.

Are tauranga or pinekenzie posters the worst ever thing to happen to /rug/ ?

>>77777166
Pretty sure shitspouter fits both categories so the answer is yes.

>>77777166
Pretty sure australian NEETs are the worst

>>77777313
>he thinks everyone who posts during the day is NEET because it is unfathomable to him that some people do their jobs indoors

memekekzie fan identified.

Rugby.

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>>77777694
Chiefs Mana

I for one, welcome our huemonkey GETting overlords.

>>77765306
I remember that game. That was the especially impressive as Soap hasn't started against a test before that, and he handled it with ice in his veins.

I really feel Soap could've been the second choice FH in NZ.

>>77774146
It's only supposed to factor in international performances.

Based NationalGODS, pledging more money for the crushedchurch stadium.

>retracting playing field
absolutely disgusting

Wallabies team to play All Blacks in Dunedin

1. Scott Sio (33 Tests)
2. Stephen Moore (121 Tests)
3. Allan Alaalatoa (13 Tests)
4. Rob Simmons (72 Tests)
5. Adam Coleman (13 Tests)
6. Ned Hanigan (4 Tests)
7. Michael Hooper (c) (69 Tests)
8. Sean McMahon (16 Tests)
9. Will Genia (79 Tests)
10. Bernard Foley (46 Tests)
11. Henry Speight (13 Tests)
12. Kurtley Beale (61 Tests)
13. Tevita Kuridrani (48 Tests)
14. Dane Haylett-Petty (17 Tests)
15. Israel Folau (56 Tests)

Reserves
16. Tatafu Polota-Nau (72 Tests)
17. Tom Robertson (10 Tests)
18. Sekope Kepu (81 Tests)
19. Rory Arnold (13 Tests)
20. Lopeti Timani (8 Tests)/Jack Dempsey (1 Test)
21. Nick Phipps (53 Tests)
22. Reece Hodge (14 Tests)
23. Curtis Rona (1 Test)

>foley/beale defending at 10/12
This is going to be another beating.

>>77778617
Pinekenzie is going to run a TRAIN on these abbos

>>77778617
rona on suicide watch

Remember when Genia was good

>>77778617
They have Folau though who was objectively the best fullback on the field last game

>>77778782
Yeah, there was a time when Genia was the best halfback in the world, and outside him were Quade Cooper (when he was good), Kurtley Beale (when he was good), James O'Conner, Digby Ioane, Drew Mitchell, Matt Giteau, and AAC

But then it has been 6 years

>>77778863
It's weird we didn't win more games with an 8 man backline.

Rugby's tonight.

Rybgu

Pinekenzie

>>77779346
Awful post

>>77779499
Excellent post

>player of the year judging panel
John Smit (South Africa), George Gregan (Australia), Maggie Alphonsi (England), Clive Woodward (England), Brian O'Driscoll (Ireland), Agustin Pichot (Argentina), Fabien Galthie (France), Richie McCaw (New Zealand)

Apparently this year fans will get to vote too but it's not clear yet how much value the fan vote will be worth.

Owen Franks out with achilles injury.
Nepo Laulala called into the squad and will start ahead of Ofa (kek nobody rates him do they)

Did yesterday's Gayrold clusterfuck actually work?

Based bullies

>subhuman coloured
KEK

exterminate yourself

>/cric/ """"memes""""

Well, time to delete this thread, as there is truly no hope for it

>>77779572

Please don't associate my name with posts like these.

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>>77779521
>Brian O'Driscoll
Based

Important /rug/ election year poll

http://www.strawpoll.me/13776201
http://www.strawpoll.me/13776201

>>77779911
Which one is going to allow asylum seekers like myself in, based Quads-dubs-dubs man?

>Auckland council spent hundreds of thousands to decide to do nothing
>meanwhile they have still done nothing about their housing crisis
JAFAS are the ultimate cucks, money straight into their pockets and laugh at you all

>>77779911
>no legalize option
Dropped.

>>77779911
You forgot an option taking the piss out of kiwis so that foreigners don't skew the results.

>>77779926

>Getting blown the fuck out by TOP
>https://cannabis.org.nz/node/328

LMAO'ing at your life, you stoner dropkick.

https://www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/nrl-premiership/rugby-raiders-the-under25-starting-nrl-side-of-former-schoolboy-union-stars/news-story/0885cbf2c351468fac8b34d38b548419

How do we fix this?

>>77779926
dude weed lmao

>>77779939

By not linking to anything owned by Murdoch?

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>>77779911
I voted for red peak and I will be voting for TOP

What are the TOP into?
Politics ain't my cuppa tea.

who /desperately wants to fuck jacinda ardern/ here lads?

>>77780026
I'd have a crack at it

>>77779532
Does anyone watch our junior teams?

Do we have any decent props coming through?

>>77780026
I'd rather take a run at Gareth.

>>77780012
http://www.top.org.nz/policy

>>77780063
I used to watch Kane Hames play for Tauranga Sports years ago and never thought he was any good. Played with Aidan Ross a bit back in age grade and he was alright then and seems to be shaping up decently. Alex Fidow was (imo) the standout prop for the NZU20s at their world cup and put in a pretty good showing for Wellington on Sunday.

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>Abe Gray
>Candidate for Dunedin North
Fucking Dunedin man I swear to God

>>77780107
I'd vote for him. He's a fucking bro. I'm pretty sure hes american though.