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RUGBY CHAMPIONSHIP

>Sat 19 Aug
22:00 Australia v NZ, ANZ Stadium, Sydney
>Sun 20 Aug
03:05 RSA v Argentina, NMBS, Port Elizabeth

MITRE 10 CUP WEEK 1

>Thurs 17 Aug
North Harbour 19-17 Otago
>Fri 18 Aug
19:35 Tasman v Canterbury, Trafalgar Park, Nelson
>Sat 19 Aug
14:35 Hawke’s Bay v Southland, McLean Park, Napier
17:05 Taranaki v Waikato, Yarrow Stadium, Taranaki
19:35 Counties Manukau v Auckland, Ecolight Stadium, Pukekohe
>Sun 20 Aug
14:35 Northland v Bay of Plenty, Toll Stadium, Whangarei
16:35 Manawatu v Wellington, Central Energy Trust Arena, Palmerston North
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VIt3Bd_FB8

I remember this game.
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>>77680770
Naholo dying. Lmao.
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>>77680770
man beauden just doesnt have the speed he used to
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>>77680728
Proud of you. Nice job.
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Cunterbury by how many lads?
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>>77680838

TAB has Cantab +15.5 @1.05 kek

It's gonna be a cricket score.
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R8 my multi lads
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>>77680794
He does, it's just that every team out there is a bit more aware and marks him with two men. See: the number of tries scored by Hurricanes midfield this year.
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What the actual fuck is this Haka doco with John Eales. Someone pls explain.
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Is there a /rug/ superbru pool for the nzwinslol championship yet or are we not bothering?
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>>77681030

consensus was that it wasn't worth doing.
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>>77681030
International tipping is stupid.
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>>77681049

Cheers lad
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>>77681071
You're stupid.
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>>77681103
Your mother taught me how.
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https://youtu.be/DtVeLDGAfao

Interesting if true lads.
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>>77681165
very true
grassroots is why we succeed
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*starts bledisloe test*
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>>77681187
Fun fact: in the rest of the world grassroots are referred to as "sheep"
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>>77681199
good banter m8
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>>77681160
Mum passed away in 2015.
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What's for dinner lads? Might have some soup and toasties.
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eggs on toast lads
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>>77681204
Thanks it felt pretty good when I thought of it.
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>>77681193
Literally the 4th choice fullback.
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>>77681287
>literally starting the test at 15
>SR player of the season for the second consecutive year
KEK

The fucking state of you. SHow some respect to the future captain of the ABs
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sam cane is unironically a better captain that memekenzie
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>>77681217
KK Malaysia. Great Laksa with a nice Roti.
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>>77681313
>future captain
>all blacks lose by 4 off the back of one of his unforced errors

This is all literally a ploy by Hansen to stop him going to England. He doesn't want him now, he wants him in case he needs a white boy to put a second set of prints on a shovel 5 years from now.
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>>77681344
>cuckrold is in Wellington
You been doing much for woap?
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>>77681217
probably gonna make a banana cake or something and have a sandwich while it bakes if i'm being honest
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>>77681383

Really fires the neurons doesn't it.
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whats for second dinner lads
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What's on tonight boyos?
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>>77681387
Went to Logan Browns the other night and went to St Johns Bar & Restaurant had the Final Kraut Down. I am quite disjointed in this shit. Thanks for showing interest in my life GOAT
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>>77681426
Babysitting my nephew.
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It would be good for world rugby if the All Blacks lost tomorrow.
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>>77681459

No it wouldn't, ARU might still be able to damage control if the Wallabies win some of their TRC games. They need to collapse completely or else some of the toxic stragglers might still be clinging to the rubble when the rebuild begins.
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Choose /rug/:
Go to karaoke with Asian qt and try to hit it, or stay home drink whisky and watch footy
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>>77681487
FOOTY
O
O
T
Y
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>>77681487
the former is the better choice desu
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>>77681487

Mysky game, go to karaoke and come back home and drink the whiskey and watch the game after you strike out.
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>>77681531
I don't strike out.
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>>77681487
>Asian qt

Anime was a mistake.
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>>77681568
based Aucklander
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Rugby
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Excited to see Faingaanuku play tonight.
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>>77681616
literally whom
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>>77681628
11 for Tasman. Played well at the U20s.
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>>77681622
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>>77681622
"""She""" is doing a good job of hiding her penis and munt face.
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>>77681641
>he doesn't fuck ladyboys
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>>77681638
Now THIS is a shit gimmick
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>2017
>being shorter than Michael hooper

Kek. How will new zealets ever recover?
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>>77681657
What is wrong with Pooper's arm?
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>>77681657
*joins a ruck*
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>>77681657
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>Didn't make my /bru/ pic the same as my TAB pick

REEEEEEEEEE
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What are we up to lads?
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>its like a reverse merman
based sumo
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>>77681823
Taking a dump
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>>77681823
Watching the rugby.
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>>77681782
>REEEEEEEEEE

^it's WRYYY, google it newfag, aslo gb2twitch
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>>77681862
fuck up
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dabsman
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https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/international/95924901/alan-jones-endorses-kiwi-banker-ian-narev-as-new-aru-chief-executive

How embarrassing.
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HARBOUR
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>>77681878
Honestly, whatever it takes to get the aussies back on the front foot and competing. This dominance of nz combined with the sliding quality from a us has been really shit to watch
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>>77681878
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>>77681878
*rubs hands*
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>on the try line
>throw a massive ball over the touchline
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Pretty sure that's the 4th offside call against Canterbury. Card when?
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Does anyone else wanna fuck Aaron Smith's missus?
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>>77681939
Not him
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rather not commit adultery eh lads
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>>77681939
I'd like to meet Hannah Laity but I'm not allowed to post her instagram pictures here anymore.
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>mitre 10 cup is good rugby
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>>77681426
was supposed to be going out with a girl but she cancelled earlier and i told my mates i'm busy so i'm sitting at home doing fuck all lmao
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Poor makos tbqh
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Good finish
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>>77681823
That's super cute lad what are you baking?
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>>77682057
Couple of banana cakes my dude
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>>77682062
send us a slice
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>>77682051
give us a cross section pic la
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>>77682068

Tasman are pretty good.
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>>77682062
Will be making one tomorrow.
t. Edmonds cookbook.
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>>77682068
really solid defense, and lots and LOTS of turnover ball with played advantage
>>77682081
I would mate but you cunts still dont take our apples so im not sure how Darwin would feel about banana imports
>>77682082
Ill post a pic in a few hours, need it to cool down
kinda miffed I dont have any icing sugar or cream cheese to make icing with
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>>77682089
got any peanut butter or choc spread? good in a pinch
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why is hooper on seven days lads?
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>>77682099

He's icing a cake not trying to fuck his dog lad.
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>>77682099
ill have a hunt for the latter, 100% sure we dont have peanut butter though. if I get desperate and rural I can use >marmite
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>>77682107
I' lose all respect if you used that shite
>>77682104
I often get confused between beatiality and baking
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Carrot cake is best with lemon cream cheese icing.
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>>77682114
>carrot cake
>chocolate icing
*throws up*
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>>77682118
I don't think they get good cream cheese in Brazil
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>>77682114
Stop posting here.
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>>77682130
have a rummage under ya helmet mate, I've found quality mature cream cheese down there
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>>77682118
Correct.
Or orange cream cheese w/ lemon zest.
And fucking pistachios.
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Execute all namefags and Brazilians
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>>77682140
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>>77682145
Muscular post
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>>77682140

In NZ helmets are used when riding bikes, not to store food.
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>>77682155
>Cream cheese isn't combined with carrot cake here
Cream cheese icing with some lime/lemon juice and zest is the way to go
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>>77682150
>still using bikes
>not having a chauffeur
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Not interested to be brutally honest
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>>77682165
Thanks looks interesting
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I reckon hue's getting a tough break.
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*boycotts recipe*
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>>77682184
Hue's a dick to be honest
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>>77682142
Correct
>>77682145
Correct
>>77682197
Correct
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>>77682197
He just wants to be your friend.
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>>77682206
Holy fuck is it made with pollution?
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>>77682206
Excessive food coloring is frowned upon my dude.
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>>77682206
Looks like the same colour as the rio olympics diving pool
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>>77682206
Love me some pandan cake.
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Can't wait to move over the pond 2bh lads, where are some good places to watch the rugby at where I will not be assaulted because I support the Sharks?
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>>77682206
just took a massive that cake lads
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>>77682353
Good for you for coming out of the closet lad. There is literally nothing wrong with fucking men. Questionable as to whether you should do so at work however.
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Looks like Janny is boycotting him too
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>>77682297
Your house.
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Which of you autists runs this channel?

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMKIr5-EPz0U3V32F7nG4lQ
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>>77682471
Dunno. This is my channel.

https://youtu.be/cQ-RLgqHcoo
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>>77682471
Phlatland Rail Philms does.
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Garold is spreading. Turn your trip back on Garold so I can tell if it's a troll or just you.
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Alright lads who got hue banned
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>>77682527
Must be the based janny from /cric/ who doesn't tolerate any off-topic or Straffo posting
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>>77682527
I have never reported him. Just told him he was a retard when he said retarded things.
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>>77682527
He's not banned. He's just having a cheeky root in the park.
>>77682524
Trip activated.
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>>77682541
That's me reporting poopeelian shitposters 2bh.
Kind of a hobby.
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>he reports people
WOW lmao
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>Someone in /rug/ is reporting australians
>have been chairman of the board and CEO since 2011 and have never been banned

A fine job you're doing too lad.
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>>77682556
Reporting people when you phonepost as much as I do is too troublesome, much easier just to call them out on their stupidity.
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>>77682297
Fuck off, we're full. You can crash in Australia if you want.
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>larping as a /rug/ authority
pathetic
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>>77682651
But I am ending up in Australia lad, doesn't mean I can't follow the Shark's when they're on tour.

Holding thumbs that someone wakes up in SANZAR and abolishes this fucking conference system
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>>77682297
Where you moving to? I've just moved to Sydney and it's literally full of rugby-mad Saffers, it's great.
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>>77682683
Is Sydney your mum's name? Because she was full of saffas the last time I saw her.
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>>77682683
Great, you guys can suck each other off soon
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>>77682680
Are you the QLD hating saffa whose moving to Melbourne
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>>77682691
ecks dee bru

>>77682692
That'd be good, I don't know anyone here and the missus is already sick of being dragged to Shute Shield games.
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>>77682680
conferences are the worst change they made to super rugby if im honest, too many teams was just a result of it.
I really hope they go back to a round robin with the new format next year
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>>77682680
We all hope that happens.
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>>77682701
Conferences was tolerable when there were 5 teams from each country and so each conference was pretty easy to understand and served pretty much only to increase the number of local derbies. Fucking Saffers insisted on having a 6th team though.
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>>77682712
Conferences were always shit lad.
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>>77682726
I honestly didn't mind it when it was 3 equal conferences, one from each country. Super 14 was definitely the peak though, or possibly even Super 12.

>tfw the Euros are fucking up their tournaments by adding conferences now

Southern Hemisphere resurgence is already inevitable.
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>>77682683
Melbourne, where did you move from?

>>77682695
Yes, but I don't hate Queensland, I just don't like them that much.
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>>77682750
>Melbourne, where did you move from?

Newcastle. I'm not a Saffer, I've just noticed that there are heaps here.
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>>77682750
>moves from south africa
>to melbourne
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>>77682757
Newcastle looks so much like Durban it's scary, my old man gets job offers from there quite regularly.

>>77682768
I may not agree with Shitspouter a lot, but one thing him and I both agree on is that Melbourne is elite, so what are you even going on about?
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>>77682627
Never reported a /rug/ poster
Don't be daft.
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>>77682791
My colleague is from Port Elizabeth and says that Newcastle looks exactly like it too. Must be something in the water.
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>>77682791
Put it this way, you won't have to worry about being burgled and murdered by blacks because you won't be able to afford the live there
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Testing
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*boycotts test*
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>>77682828
>won't get murdered by blacks in Melbourne

K sweet pea.
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>>77682864
I was thinking more muslims and angry leftists
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>>77682842
Did you get banned m8
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>>77682891
>angry leftists

Jesus have some fucking self respect you incredible faggot.
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>>77682922
80% of /rug/ should be banned by same reason in same thread
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>>77682828
Yes, because I am moving there with no money or prospects whatsoever.
How fucking dense are you lad?

>>77682798
I have no idea how that is possible, PE is like going back in time
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*boycotts Brazil*
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>>77682962
Being a stinky monkey is good enough reason to be banned

Brazil should be Ip range banned
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Australia's bledisloe team is literally less white than New Zealands
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>>77683192
Resilience is victory
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>>77683253
Is this some sort of "friendship is magic" motivational poster bullshit?
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>>77683192
There's one in Wellington. I couldn't post on /spee/ when I went down for the semis last year.
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Just got off work, feeling a little John kirwin-ish
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>>77683636
Why don't you make like Linkin Park and wrap a Figure 9 around your neck.
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>>77680770
>that retallick try
Love it when fucken huge second rows actually run hard and use their size like that
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>>77680871
This. Lions shut him down like a mother fucker but there was one moment in the 3rd? test when he got an interception and almost scorched away from Liam Williams.
Would have been an 80m try if Williams didn't catch his ankles
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Muscular bump for the SANZAR bromance
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'peelia to win tomorrow
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>>77686716
Will Memeckenzie be the Wallabies man of the match?
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>>77686716
Can confirm that royal Queensland just won the golf bledisloe cup by 8 strokes. It's basically in the bag.
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>>77686957
>Foley 10
>Folau 15
Just kick it to him all game and let Folau contest for it Tbh.
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>>77688241
Barrett and Smith will be spending as much time at fullback / fullback cover as MemeKensie does. Remember the lions tour and how that happened? Trying to play a kicking game vs "us'' would be giving ''us" some great attacking ball.
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1. uMzantsi Afrika
2. Aotearoa
3. Argentina
4. Australia
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Ben Smith.
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Imagine consistently being this wrong.
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Got a feeling there might be some rugby on tonight lads
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>>77688995
Yeah.
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>4 games of rugger in a day

Love these episodes familia.
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Who else /7am pilates/ here lads?
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>>77688241
How did that go for the tahs?
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>>77689269

Can you suck your own dick yet mate?
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>>77681030

Here you are my dude

https://www.superbru.com/rugbychampionshipfantasy/pool_apply.php?p=11745766
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Fucking kek, Aaron Smith was shagging a literal midget
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TV / MODELLING EXPERIENCE:
2012 American Honey Promo; Orientation Week; Dunedin
2011 Jim Beam Grid Girl, Hamilton 400
2011 Woodstock Girl, Malbas Bar Timaru
2010 Jagermeister Girl, Hamilton 2010
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*Blocks your sawn afterdavid*
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>>77689269
Only You, you fucking woman.
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*dabs*
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Hattrick tonight boyos
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Dubs decides.
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>>77691790
/rug/ is an inclusive community
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aussie aussie aussie
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>>77691790
No.
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>increasing amount of comments on wallabies fb posts demanding that cheika be fired

where did these low IQ brainlets come from? how'd they make it through private school
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>>77689269
I went to the 8am class then to gym afterward hahahaha love it
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Rugby.
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>>77691790

No.
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>>77691961
>>77691953
ready to lose tonight?
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>>77691973
Only playing Barrett, should still be an easy win.
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And now, a silent dab to remember those who have passed.
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Australia shall have only one victory this year in RC (against Argentina home)
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>>77691790
Yes

>>77692041
Looks like Australia are winning the Bledisloe lads
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>>77692064
Winning Bledisloe with three losses would be a impressive achievement. Italy would see it for win 6N with same method.
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>>77692041

this t t t t.
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*kinetic fuckfuls insomnias*
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>>77691790

Poor form to let the lad miss out just because you don't like him.
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>>77692108
23:43 here. Too early for insomnia fever.
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>>77691900
>where did these low IQ brainlets come from?
Australia
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He did it! He "dabbed"!!
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Who will be the next All Black to be caught cheating lads?
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https://www.instagram.com/taraashli/

Kaino apparently been smashing this.
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>>77692803

Can you blame the guy?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTPcYunBkTU/?taken-by=taraashli
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>>77692803
Not surprised
Kaino is objectively the most attractive AB
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>>77691790
Rolling for trips.
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>>77692803
nah that's my gf
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>>77692803
He should've been smashing Hannah Laity.
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I enjoyed watching that try.
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>>77691790
If he is added I will leave
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>>77693059
Nobody fucking cares.
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>>77692153
>>77693010

This is why.
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>Hawkes Bay
More like Hawkes Baysed
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>>77693095
>cares
Doesn't matter. The only argument for adding you is to bolster numbers.
If you are added I will leave. This means the number stays the same and a namefag is willingly added to the bru. There is no point in adding you if the number of participants stays the same or potentially drops. Therefore you shouldn't be added.
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Peehigher trying to ruin my tip.
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Fucking hell. Hawks bay Fuck ups
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>>77693376
Ahhh. I take that back. That was a nice run.
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>Ash Dick's-in
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>>77691463
Memekenzie triple paying $41 at tab, I put a few bob on it
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There's rugby on today lads.
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>>77693555
Checked, accurate statement
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>>77693572
After independent inquiry this >>77693555 statement was found to be true.
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>>77693598
Imagine if there were no Aussie /rug/ posters, we would miss all the games
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Bryn Gatland is a much better prospect for the blues than shitter Otere Black debate me
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>>77693598
>>77693691
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>>77693717
I'm waiting for him or Perofeta to move to the Chiefs when Memekenzie shows how shit he is.
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>zac guilford
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>>77693717
Black is pretty bad, don't get why the blues agreed to a swap
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>picked Waikato
Am I casul lads?
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>>77693817
Or elite rugby scholar.
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>>77693817
I would say yes but i may also be the casual here.
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Both memekenzies sure do seem like douchebags
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>taking the Scrum
Pure /heart/, backing themselves like that this early when they could take the easy 3 and get the ball off the restart. Pure /heart/ to throw the points away.
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>>77691463
I'm interested to see how he'll be used tonight. Will Hansen and co. have Ben Smith deputise him tonight, or will they back him to fill the 15 spot on his own?
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>>77693817
>Taranaki make mistakes but Waikato doesnt
Shit Waikato could do this
>Taranaki and Waikato don't make mistakes
Taranaki out classes Waikato by a mile
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>Have to go up the road shortly to settle our bartab from last night

Hate these episodes lads.
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>>77693976
Barrett and Smith will baby him and hold his hand (those 2 plus one other have been the defensive line for the AB's for a while now). I look forward to his blown knee and career ending injury after his first sideways run into a tackle.
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>>77693817
Yes.
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Waikato paper defence
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I just realised I went to school with 3 lads on the field. And I'm here getting drunk on my own.
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I would say they should put a box of Waikato draught behind the Taranaki try line to help Zac get over it but I doubt even he would drink that sewer water.
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>>77694088
Hah joke's on them, you get to post on /rug/
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>15/21 bru players are going to get at least 1.5 for this game.

Are "we" elite tippers, or is the points system flawed?
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>>77694101
All NZ draft beer is shit
>>
Fucking hell Waikato, score some points.
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Pure casual here AMA
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>>77694349
What's for tea?
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Here's the cross section that bong anon wanted last night. Goes down well with this naki waikato game
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Just took an absolute monstrosity of a shit lads
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>double bonus point game
What is this meme?
>>
think i blocked the bog lads
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>>77694449
Taranaki have 4 tries and Waikato are within 7.
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>>77694453
Massive Waikato?
>>
Wonder why Kaino came home.
>>
This has to be an obstruction call.
>>
how many points will the wallabies score tonight lads? more than 10?
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CM8N MOOLOOS
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>>77694466
12.
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Dat scrum
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>>77694368
Might make spag bolly
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THAT FUCKING SCRUM TURNOVER
Pookato on pooicide watch
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Aaron Smith did nothing wrong.
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>>77694480
Not the first this game either.
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Good game.
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>>77694486
Agreed
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You may only reply to this post if your provincial team has won its opening game.
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>>77694486
I agree lad.
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>>77694486
GUD FOODY XD
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I'll be replying to that post tomorrow night.
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>>77694499
This thread won't exist.
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>>77694491
Feels good.
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>>77694502
I've saved the post number in a notepad final.
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>>77694499
>Wellington
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Missus is out, pizza in oven, no more flatmate, nowhete to be, 2 great matches on tonight, feeling golden lads ama
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>>77694533

Based Blues Year Guy.
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Ta-tumeke-rangi is prettu good lads
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Was deep frying some chicken and it overflowed and my stove caught on fire. I bet you all wish I died. Real shame I'm still here.
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>>77694552
No idea who the fk you are tbph lad
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>>77694483
He did but I don't give a fuck.
Any problems like that are between him and his partner. Have fuckall to do with rugby.
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>>77694544
Le poos year man is a casual and total shitter. You watch yourself.
>>
Based sumo
>>77694562
Some tosser that thinks he is important. In reality no one would utter his name if he did go up in flames.
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le banter
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>>77694662

That's a better recycle than we're likely to see from the Wallabies tonight.
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When do we play SA? I'm looking forward to playing "our" most fierce rival.
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>>77694662
If the national party was serious about this election they would unironically run Ritchie for Prime Minister
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who LEE vs ST H lads
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>>77694691
BOOMFA
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>>77694723
Me oh my I did enjoy that yes boy!
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>>77694735
Yes indeed boy put the hammer down
>>
Those mitre 10 fan banter ads are fucking painful.
>>
>tfw the 1st and 2nd best players in the history of sport entered their prime at the same time and played for your country
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>Fekitoa overseas after mitre 10
Thank fuck, stay there
>>
Beavers home.
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>>77694770
GOLDEN ERA
O
L
D
E
N

E
R
A
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>>77694798
Based Conrad Smith the biggest lad there
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>>77694798
rip the players giving a shit about keeping their socks up
>>
>>77694810

Also the most intelligent and well spoken.
>>
>>77694798
Is that JK standing in the back packing a sad?
>>
>>77694750
t. German
>>77694810
And most intelligent and most underrated
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>can you please let me ref the game.
>thanks
This cuck ref
>>
>>77694818
solid assessment, a lot of people I know didn't think he added much or deserved to wear the jersey until after he'd left, Then they realised.
>>
Jesus that Auckland jersey is a dog's breakfast.
>>
Who didn't rate Conrad? It was Nonu that people said shouldn't be there if anything.
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>>77694829
This
>>
Dabtrick tonight boys.
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>>77694815
No.
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>>77694839
>based Vince Aso back home
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Ref reminds me of a substitute teacher who has to ask the class what they were doing every 2mins

>>77694831
I knew a few punters at my local who thought he only got included cause of the nonu combination. thought he wasnt outstanding enough, didnt setup enough, etc etc. He was just more subtle and influenced less directly. guy was a goat player though.
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>>77694831
When the pair retired everyone said the team will miss Nonu. Conrad left much larger boots to fill especially on defence than Ma'a did.
>>77694856
Agree. He did his job and did it bloody well and made very few mistakes, which is a lot more than can be said for most. Not everyone in the team can be glory hunting try scorers or the line breakers and other "impact" plays.
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>lightning and the thunder
Who the fuck are appealing to here?
Nearly as bad as super boom boom
>>
anyone got a live stream going on?
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>those crazed hambeast shrieks in the audience
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>>77694880
Yeah m8

*pisses on you*
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>>77694881
Welcome to Pukekohe son.
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>>77694880
*unzips*
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>pu-please tell them not t-to run in please
>>
That could be a card. Tackle was fine the spin fucked him.
>>
Why's the ref such a beta.
>>
is tana still coaching counties?
>>
Auckland's year lads
>>
lads
>>
Shaping up to be GOTW lads
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>>77694957
Based Aucklander watching his first match.
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>I.i.i.i called u.u.use it
Limp wristed fag
>>
Cheeky stats lads:
Akirs Ioane leading Auckland with 6 tackles and 22m
Counties, not so clear-cut
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>>77694696
Game is called off.
We don't have enough players of colour
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>halftime but rubs
Sign me up, I would be down to rub that arse
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>Lisa Carrington will never hold you in her muscular arms
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>sorry
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>>77695112
Wood
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>>77695127
Based le despises the ref man, how's the family lad
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>>77695133
She'd snap ya dick off
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>>77695135
There are at least two of us. Parents are in the other room watching The Descendants.
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>>77695149
Great band. Pretty based parents lad.
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>this ref

fucks sake
>>
Who's reffing the Bledsoe?
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>>77695161

Me la.
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>>77695161
Barnes
ought to be a shitshow
>>
1. New Zealand
2. South Africa
3. Argentina
4. Australia
>>
Holy shit that 13 fucked that up
>>
>>77695139
Would be worth it. Met her IRL and she seems nice. Fouhy is a cunt btw. Fitzgerald is a top bloke and Ferguson is a nice guy. I have met/know more NZ kayakers as well.
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>>77695189
Posting quality?
Thanks.
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>>77695194
Think it's dick size.
>>
Aso is quite fast.
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>>77695193

>Fouhy is a cunt
>Ferg is nice

Can also confirm these statements.
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>>77695194
No, that's the overall standings come the end of the RC.

>>77695200
So you're openly admitting to us that you are thinking about the other poster's dicks?
Kinda gay 2bh
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>>77695228

>So you're openly admitting to us that you are thinking about the other poster's dicks?

>Projecting this hard
>>
Anybody has a stream boys?
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>>77695280

Yea mate *pisses on you*
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>>77695280
Yeah mate.

*pisses on you*
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>Fekitoa doesn't understand what happened then
Jesus leave already
>>77695228
>So you're openly admitting to us that you are thinking about the other poster's dicks?
>Kinda gay 2bh
Nothing gay about it unless you make it gay lad.
>>
>>77695280
Over here m8

*pisses on you*
>>
Seen some awful kicks today.
>>
>>77695280
Nah lad, next door neighbors have a stream through their back yard though.
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>>77695280
sorry Czech bro, got that skygo, otherwise i'd help a guy out. Try VIPBox or something maybe?
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That mudslide the kids have set up on the bank looks pretty sweet.
>>
Kiwis are pathetic.
Would be funny if we beat them at this fag sport tonight to make them butt hurt but Aussies just don't care about this sport
>>
Bit early for seething damage control 2bh
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>>77695315
So do I. Are you my neighbour?
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>>77695139
So?
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>>77695334
Yeah mate AMA
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>>77695351
Who's going to win this game?
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>>77695356
Counties
>>
>>77695351
Are you top Dave or bottom Dave?
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>>77695364
Pff nah
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>>77695367
Bottom
>>77695371
Yeah mate, one more strong attack and it's a done deal.
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>>77695393
Then, Dave, can you not blow all that shit onto my entrance when you do the drive.
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>>77695320
Would not mind a run at it.
>>
Mitre 10 cup GOTW rankings so far
1. Canterbury
2. Naki
3. Either Manakau or Auckland
4. Hawkes bay
5. Harbour
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>Beaver chant
KEK
>>
This mong will not get the kick.
>>
really wish beaver was taking this tbqh lads
>>
wew lads, mudslide team has got the stuff
>>
>>77695371
Apologies please.
>>
>>77695441
Hm?
>>
has sunni bill done something controversial recently?
>>
>>77695408
You'd crash through the hoardings you fat cunt
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>>77695445
I had to get my gloat in as quick as possible.
>>
Hurry up you soft cunt
>>
>pulls the player forward
>would have scored if you didn't
KEK
>>
South Auckland motors getting some good ad time with these butt shots
>>
>time is up
You fucking what
>>
>>77695420
3. Manakau
>>
>>77695441
Full credit.
>>
>79:30
>time is up

I mean I picked Counties, but what?
>>
Based TMO, saving a mountain of domestic violence paperwork for the Pukekohe police station.
>>
Feeling strong and muscular lads
>>
>what are drop goals
>>
Post will end in
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Pathetic.
>>
>>77695485
Cheers lad.
>>
>>77695495
Noice, same as mine except I've got India over Sri Lanka in the cricket
>>
>>77695505
Should've been a 5m scrum though tbf.
They fucked the clock completely.
>>
>>77695498
Was holding a 5 up on her other hand.So she was holding up an 8.
>>
>>77695518
I agree. A bit rude.
>>
>>77695519
Your mum was holding up an 8" last night cunt
>>
>>77695518
>>77695527
Sky fucked the clock, not the refs
>>
Merts looks sloshed as is tradition. Must have gone a bit hard in the Koru club on the way over.
>>
>>77695535
Ref said 30s (or some value that says there is still time) by his watch when the water boy asked him.
>>
Which All Black do you hate for no real reason?
>Wyatt fucking Crockett
>>
>>77695547
TKO is ultimate timekeeper, ref stops and starts his watch and sky stops and starts theirs, but they aren't official
>>
auckland was ROBBED
>>
Time to get the supporters gear on lads

>>77695548
Reiko Ioane
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>>77695548
not an all black but brad shields
>>
>>77695560
What!?
>>
>>77695548
TJ is a little shit who needs a good pounding.
>>
>>77695548

Richard Buckman. Just looks like an unsavoury character if you know what I mean.
>>
>>77695548

Same here.

>>77695560

Wearing my 2011 WC jersey now lad.
>>
>>77695548
Carlos Spencer
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>>77695572
Who hates the 'cudda, seriously
>>
>>77695574
BASED seething cantab
>>
>>77695548
All the players I hate are for reasons
>>77695562
He is an overlooked great player and fuck you.
>>
>>77695574
nah mate, that one between the legs pass to rokocoko redeems all his sins in my books
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>>77695548
People seem to hate McKenzie for no reason
>>
Thread just got 100% more British lads, you're welcome to have my presence.
>>
>>77695578
>he thinks Canterbury is the only province that hates Auckland
Naki actually
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No sign of Nina yet lads what do
>>
any fucking sheep shagging kiwi fucking maori psuedo nigger responds to me tonight and ill fucking raise hell
>>
What's that odour?
>>
>>77695594
Nice pure and white here lad.
>>
*gets ready to dab*
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>>77695594
*dasb*
>>
>>77695594
s-sorry bro
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>>77695588
went to school with the cunt, have some good reasons to hate him. main one is hes a smug shit who's used to getting away with shit. See all the fan footage from his first super season where he punched multiple players behind the refs back and off sky camera angles
>>
>>77695592
Jafas are delusional let them be. Life's hard enough for them already, they live in Auckland.
>>
incoming truthie strafing run

brazil's alright 2bh

wallabies to be summarily btfo

memekenzie to play himself out of the black jersey and any future possibility of selection
>>
>>77695616
2/3 not bad
>>
>>77695616
*drops obvious bombs*
>>
>>77695612
Yep the reasons for hating him are plenty and fair
>gets subbed on
>argie players literally walk over the tiny cunt twice in 10 mins
>>
>>77695612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mkBXp2r3MM
>>
Fuck just remembered we still have that 5 minutes of aboriginal welcome to come.
>>
>Hansen having to pretend like Australia offer a threat
>>
poo peeland bout to get REKT! just put 20 on wallabies by 12

names is zhang btw
>>
>>77695594
Saddest, most desperate attempt for (you)'s ive ever seen. Wallabies will lose solely because of that pathetic post
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I'm not making the new thread lads. I'm in the lounge comfy af. Someone step up. Here's a good op image kek
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>>77695612
>tries to tackle a player one on one
>>
Reminder that Poonion is a dying sport in Australia, given its rapid declining domestic interest, and the sooner it dies the better. The only reason they partake in it is to placate Poo Peeland's seething inferiority complex for a couple of days every year.
>>
>>77695625
argies will beat south africa later tonight

*dabs knowingly*
>>
>looks aronud thread
>only nz flags

dead sport general why do we even waste time playing with these scurbs
>>
>>77695648
Elite post.
>>
>>77695648
Dam dude, have some self respect
>>
>>77695659
How else can I fulfill my homosexual tendencies without actually turning homo?
>>
>>77695659
Australia make our points ratio look amazing
>>
>>77695641
And put the scores in.
>>
>>77695548
Codie Taylor just shits me off dunno why.

For someone with a reason for hating it would be Carl Hayman. Best tighthead in the world ditching us for $$ so early in his career.
>>
>>77695659
It's early and a saturday, fuck off
>>
>>77695548
Used to be K. Read for no real reason, just his face. I've now realized he's based as fuck.
>>
>>77695648
Reminder that SA always has been ''our" No.1 rugby rival and Aussies desperate for attention from BSK's act like they are our biggest rival. Even the short soat with France was more of a rivalry than Aussies. Aussie rugby could disappear and kiwis would be fine with it.
>>
was lynagh a good player?
>>
>>77695705
Yes.
>>
whoever made fun of me saying Mckenzie WOULDNT even make the team (when i said he would start) needs to apologise right fucking NOW
>>
>>77695704
jesus he had a family my man
>>
>>77695716
Full credit.
>>
>>77695645
>>77695626
I remember hearing he'd been picked up by the chiefs before he finished school, and I was like oh, nice, hopefully he gets a bit bigger still
and he didn't. the moment a savea sized bastard gets his skill set, or similar, hes fucking dropped, if he doesnt kick himself out of it tonight like another anon said
>>
>>77695705
One of the greats.
>>
>beats by dre™
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where da streams be at tho pham
>>
>>77695705

Elite tier player m7+1
>>
>>77695716
I think that was me. He's still third or fourth choice in the position.
>>
The All Blacks are literally whiter than the Wallabies
>>
>>77695728
Over here son

*pisses in your mouth*
>>
I put money on memekenzie to score three tries, how fucked am I?
>>
>>77695716
Can't wait for him to get demolished in defence lad
>>
>>77695716
I just said he was Shit and he is. 50+ handling errors as a fullback is inexcusable to tell the truth.
>>
>>77695719
kek

KEK

K E K

That's why the inferiority complex in kiwi media revs up during Bledisloe time as it is the only way the Kiwi feels he can "defeat" the big strong Australian at anything, due to our domination in all other facets. Poonion LITERALLY doesn't even have half the fanbase in Australia that it used to.
>>
>>77695746
He'll get steamrolled and subbed after 30min m8
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>>77695746
Can't score tries running sideways and backwards lad. So pretty fucked.
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>>77695750
>tfw bryn gatland seems more convincing in terms of control and decision making AND he can tackle people

also, KEARNSY ALERT BOYOS
>>
>>77695758
Holy fuck this is stale
>>
>>77695743
watch out m8.thats the kind of talk that will piss off the taniwha
>>
>>77695758
Meant to be to
>>77695704

>>77695741
This is because over half of Poonions following in Australia is partaken by Polyshitskins.
>>
>>77695760
After scoring three tries tho, r-right?
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>there's something very australian about michael hooper
>>
Barrett will quickly be shifted to 15 and Soap will begin his ascension.
>>
>>77695772
Um yeah m8
>>
>>77695716
>dagg naholo and j barret injured
>savea dropped
>memeskudder just back from injury
he's a very lucky lad
>>
>>77695758
Until 30mins ago literally no mention of the Bledisloe in the media all month 2bh. "We" don't care about Aussie rugby literally roll over and die Aussie rugby.
>>
Make a thread.
>>
>>77695765
What a predictable and boring response. Yawn.
>>
>>77694810
I miss him
>>
>>77695790
Save your butthurt for after the game
>>
>>77695774
Looks like his fellow Australian captain Steve Smith.

Both the poster boys of the modern aussie aesthetic desu
>>
>>77695787
Why are you lying pathetically on the internet when only aware that everyone can see right through it? Even look at his thread, this is a HOME game in Australia and I practically the only Australian in the thread, contrary to the horde of seething Peelanders.
>>
>"They haven't won it for a while"

based COLES
>>
>>77695793
Wonder what he's doing. Probably based lawyer stuff.
>>
>>77695796
He has already made 2 massive posts saying how much he and all of Australia doesn't care. Interesting way to show lack of caring but here we are.
>>
>>77695799
>wordfiltered
>>
>>77695112
Such a babe desu lads
>>
>>77695800
All here to watch Based Counties smash the Aucklanders.
>>
>rugby is as popular is australia as ballroom dancing
>>
>>77695796
My reaction will be constant regardless of whether the Wallabies win or lose; complete and total apathy, just like the vast majority of Australians.
>>
>>77695800
What does that prove my man? NZ rugby fans like watching their team play. JESUS CALL THE MEDIA WE HAVE MASSIVE BREAKING NEWS FANS CARE ABOUT THEIR TEAM!!!!!!!!!
>>
>nrl shitter enters thread to bait freshies
>freshies chucking out (You)s like they're going out if fashion
>>
>>77695807
Lack of self respect is one of the saddest character traits
>>
>less than 50,000 turning up to a bledisloe
is yawnion dead?
>>
Mske a thread
>>
>>77695807
>massive posts
I understand the average poo peelander doesn't have the intelligence to read anything beyond a couple of sentences but you don't have to display that shortfall so embarassingly my man.
>>
>>77695562
He's a shit player but I met him at the barbers and he was a great guy
>>
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Good day at the office boys.
>>
>>77695822
My point exactly, and Australians could not care less about "our team", but the Peelander, who pathetically hypes up a "hurr another win to the streak" are laughed at here.
>>
Has someone made a thread. Be quick before the hue.
>>
>>77695833
Your bait is seriously depressing
We get it, you don't care that your team is shit
>>
>>77695827
>Saracens v Harlequins at Wembley
>83,761 crowd
I think Australia are just poison for crowds.
>>
>>77695849
Laying down the objective facts is not bait my mental midget friend across the ditch.
>>
>>77695844
No one has hyped this game in these threads all month. Mitre 10 has been plenty hyped. Not this game though.
>>
>ofa in the 23
fuck me he's shit
>>
>>77695855
Their ego has been dented too hard. Now they have to pretend they don't care
>>
>>77695802
In france playing for pau while simultaneously living in my heart rent free
>>
Seriously lads
>>77695868
>>77695868
>>77695868
>>
>>77695855
>even a team with as plastic a fanbase as saracens can get double what australia gets for a test match
wew
>>
>>77695827
>in NSW

New South Wales is poison for sport.
>>
>>77695859
Leave him alone, he doesn't care. Why would he know what happens in these threads he doesn't care. Do you understand he doesn't care. Look how hard he tries to prove he doesn't care man. Get it he doesn't care.
>>
>>77695858
Honestly just sad, I feel like if I don't give you a pity (you) you might end your life tonight
>>
>>77695827
The majority of those fans are either boomers or shitskins, as Poonion is a dying sport in Australia thank fuck.

>>77695859
Except That is been the majority of discussion from the Peelander, as the Peelander is a pathetic country that has no other relevant sport.

>>77695883
Good post

>>77695887
Why would I do that? I have an extremely productive life that is void of supporting a boring sport like poonion
>>
>uncle Allen madden
who's uncle is he?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBIubgsfK8E

Love this bit
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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