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this is bad

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>/epl/
its /prem/

>>77685823
what is this expression trying to convey?

amazing how conte loses one game and now everyone is saying hes a broken man

>>77685849
>ignoring his and Chelsea's antics the last few months

my iphones charger is broken lads

>>77685849
last season when they already had the season sewn up he would lose his shit when they drew/lost a game
could see the downfall coming then

>>77685849
Enjoy your stay

>/epl/
kek, *triggers the /prem/ autist*, oh wait he already posted LMAO

Who will spurs sign next?

>>77685889
bale or martial i think

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b-u-r-t-o-n

>>77685871
its disgusting how our league has to accommodate and simplify thicko foreigners like yourself

who blackburn rovers here la

>>77685860
what antics?

>>77685889
Foyth is back on apparently.

Then they'll sell Wimmer to West Brom for £15m despite never playing. They bought him for £4m. How the FUCK does Levy do it

>>77685834
>>77685834
what is /ptg/?

Who /hatesthebluenosescum/ here?

Dick em, Burton

>>77685889
Juan Foyth and Aurier. Barkley on the 31st on an amazing bargain for being injured.

>>77685911
They've started seig heiling in the streets

Proper grassroots Chelsea atmosphere imo

>>77685914
President Trump General on /pol/

>>77685917
>Aurier
Isn't he still banned from the UK for another year?

why no premier league game tonight?

>At £114m I'd sell him. Buy Dortmund's USA International wonderkid Christian Pulisic and Ousmane Dembele and still have change remaining to get the Ferry to Ireland for a boozy weekend.

This is a troll, right?

>>77685941
Yeah but he's appealing.

>>77685945
Because premier league matches on Fridays are stupid

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>>77685958
no

>>77685951
I wouldn't say he is.

United should unironically get Robben

>>77685913
Play him fully one season and he's worth 30. He's better than Evans

>>77685958
Why? Better than football on a Sunday desu.

Conte is more depressing than Mou was before the axe came down.

>>77685983
If your team doesn't play in the afternoon on a weekend during the season then that weekend is a write off

>>77685995
I like going to a game on a Friday night, especially an away game.

>>77685958
better than a Monday night desu.

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What's this tyranny?

COYS

>>77686074
weird poem but I like it, who's the author?

>>77685823
I hate this merger shit. You fucking /epl/ nerds make your own thread

>>77686103
Dale Enuch Mayol

>>77686029
You'd have to book a day off work though

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>tfw no gf

>>77686141
What else would I do with my holidays?

>>77685995
your mums pussy is a write off

>>77686239
lmao fucking rekt

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>£18 Mill for FUCKING MATUIDI

How come nobody other than Juve bidded for him? Bargain of the season without a doubt

Liverpool should take the money and run, coutinho is definitely not worth anything close to that and there's no chance he'll fix barcas problems

>>77686239
Takes a cunt to know one I suppose

How do Liverpoo fans feel about the whole Coutinho fiasco? It may not be as bad but it reminds me of the Payet fiasco at West Ham

>>77686277
Old, high wages and PSG fans seem to think he's shit

>>77686277
He's shit m8, he's a less technique Henderson

>Burton's mascot

Terrifying

>>77686277
Age is my only guess.

>>77686454
what the fuck is wrong with his mouth

>>77686479
Villa did this at the end of last season

Hope they do it again

>>77686277
The bargain of the season was Neymar for free :^)

>Scannell to Burton

Not playing tonight is he?

>>77686344
He's a more technical Kante

>>77685896
sorry lad, I actually prefer /prem/

>>77686540
nope

isn't he the older, shitter zaha?

>>77686600
Yeah, he'd be a decent player but he's either thick as fuck or just can't be bothered to pay attention during games. Nice lad though desu.

>>77686546
More like a cosmopolitan Mousa Dembele.

>>77686546
lol

>>77686657
Like a smaller Steven Nzonzi

>>77686546
he's a less qt Kante

In the daytime I like Kante, but I think I like Blaise more at night. Blaise kind of gives me the creeps, but they're awfully nice creeps.

>>77686657
More like the alive Cheikh Tiote, haha?

>>77686814
lmao that nigga dead haha

>>77686814
What, when did Tiote die?

>>77686814
Not funny lad

Literally couldn't even point to Burton on a map

>>77686853
same

i think its on the river trent though right so i'd guess somewhere around stoke

>>77686853
They're usually in shopping centres

>>77686853
All I know is that you take the exit after Derby on the M1.

birmingham city look fucking shite

what operation will 'arry realise he desperately needs in early november?

>joe rogan stream not live yet
>2010
moron probably smoking a joint

>>77686924
Hip replacement and it will be late August at this rate.

Rogan used to have some good guests. Honestly he probably just got literal who's on 3 times a week so he could get to 1000 quickly.

>>77686479
>10th

Schalke used to be a competitive CL team, what happened?

>>77686934
>smoking a joint
A dick is as likely

>>77686757
is that a Norm reference anon

Give me one single reason we shouldn't sell the traitorous manlet to Barca for 130m.

>>77685863
you just need to steal another one

controversial i know but i reckon burton might go down this season

>>77686853
I could but I'm a Midlands lad
I basically see it as Derby's little brother

>>86556449

>>77687286
Why did you link a post that doesn't exist? Do you not know how to link on 4chan. What a nerd! Gross!

>>77687304
Oh my god!! That looks delicious!

>>77687286
You ok, champ?

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>>77687286
>>77687300
>>77687316

>>77687202
It's a bad idea, for one.

>>77687202
>we

>>77687286
>>>/tv/8655449
thats right I think

>>77687320
>>>/tv/86556449

Think this lad is actually brain damaged.

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Barcelona's bids for Coutinho so far
>1st: €78m
>2nd: €98m
>3rd: €125m

>'Arry

M A R V I N
A
R
V
I
N

>>77687402
Wait for the 150 bid coming tomorrow

GET FUCKED ARRY HOPE YOU HAVE ANOTHER STROKE

>>77687402
liverpool need to CASH OUT

>>77687402
>3rd: €125m
90m + 35m bonuses, not the same

>>77687402
At least they're not trying to pull the same shit as with Dembele
>70m + 40m in bonuses

>conceding to burton albion at any point during the 17/18 championship season

>>77687402
bubbles is so cute :3

>>77686513
>Hope they do it again
they seem to be heading that way :v)

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>>77687152
Yes

>>77686479
hmmm is this a dig at red bull in some way?

watching only connect with my dad and i don't think i've looked at victoria coren's face once

Are those standing areas at Burton's stadium? I thought it was illegal in the Championship?

>>77687472
woodberry

>>77687402
Barca should add Pique as a bonus.

>>77687479
probably just fans standing up. like stewards are going to stop them

I once shouted at Sordell from the side of the pitch and he heard me and just turned to give me a disapproving look. I felt like a right prat.

>>77687479
You get ages to replace it with seats after getting promoted, no point for them when they're going down anyway.

Burton just got robbed of two pens

>Sell him. Embarrassing now. Its that guy who just can't accept his Mrs wants to go off with someone better looking with more about them. Clinging on like this is outragious. Take the 114m or whatever. He's not worth half that anyway. Use the money to take Sanchez off Arsenal.

>>77687479
at least one of their stands is standing only

>>77687452
good post tbf

>called stands
>not actually allowed to stand

>>77687557
on one side coutinho is an above average premier league player and it's ridiculous not to take that sum for him

HOWEVER

the market is ridiculous and someone needs to take a stand and say enough is enough

what does the average BBC website commenter look like? what do you think they work as? school caretaker or something like that?

>>77687582
I think the most hilarious part about this is Sanchez moving to a club that manages to win even less than Arsenal. And no, I don't mean City.

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Swansea are gonna be good tomorrow right?

While en route to Belgrade for an England under-21 match in October 2012, Sordell downloaded an e-book to read on the journey, titled Trafficked, by Sophie Hayes. The book was about a young British woman who was forced to work in the sex trade in Italy against her will. Engrossed by the book, Sordell took to Twitter to recommend the book with his followers, and before long, the author got in touch with Sordell to arrange a fund-raising event. Together with his sister Nicole's help, he set up a gala dinner, and established the Marvin Sordell Foundation. The Foundation helped raise money for charities fighting trafficking, and the first event in March 2013 earned more than £10,000 with 150 people in attendance at London's May Fair hotel

>>77687617
Well if they play like they did against Soto, expect the worst.

fakkin 'ell lads I fink my dodgy knee's gone again

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legend

>>77687603
probably like you and me but with more laugh lines on their face

G'WAN BURTON

>>77687644
what do you look like?

ABBs btfo

HAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

DIE ARRY DIE

>>77687643
Since when Kobe palys for Lesta?

>>77687651
Brown skin, scraggly pube beard, usually dress in pure cloth robe

Will kill myself if Burton finish higher than Millwall

>>77687667
It's literally impossible to finish below 24ty mate

>>77687656
Birmingham is losing.

>>77687680
ABB = burton
ABBir = birmingham

>look at table
>We're 24th

Fug need a result tomorrow

>>77687667
Millwall let in 4 against Ipswich m8, when was the last time Ipswich scored 4 goals over the course of a fucking month.

>>77687651
like a nerdy, skinnyfat jordan henderson

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>t-t-*eye twitches*-t-this can't b-b-b-*eye twiches*-b-be happening. Im in charge here

>>77687694
Actually ABIncest is anyone but Birmingham

>>77687698
tbf they do have the waggster to bang the goals in now

>>77687698

They only deserved 2, Archer has been fucking shambolic in goal. If we had a decent keeper we'd probably have 6 points by now.

>>77687694
It's Burton Albion.

ABBA.

>championship talk
umm sweeties, I think you'll find this is /epl/? please only talk about prem matters thanks xx

>>77687752
an hero urself xx

>>77686277
this >>77686338 and this >>77686344
Matuidi was on 120 grand a week, he's 30 already and since he's a box to box midfielder his main attributes are work rate and staminathings that disappear as quickly as pace with old age
beyond that he doesn't have many astounding qualities
one thing that worked in his favour was familiarity and pace with the France midfield/Veratti, now he's left both behind

expect him to perform up to or less than his price tag, the add ons were just good business from PSG whatever they are

>>77687752
Ok, let's talk about Huddersfield Town.

Is Mounie the African Drogba?

Why would you let Harry Redknapp take control of your team

>>77687712
Not nice.

>falcao's 5th goal of the season
he's back la's

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>going the non-league fuck off route
Dont push it. dont push it or I'll give you a war you wont believe

>>77687778
if you want to be the recipient of some dodgy cash

>>77687778
he cant even take control of a car desu.

>>77687778
Because anything is an improvement from Gianfranco Zola?

>>77687772
isn't Drogba the African Drogba?

Huddersfield will stay up though

>>77687813
drogba is the white mounie

>>77687813
>isn't Drogba the African Drogba?

whoa, really makes you think

>Huddersfield
>Bournemouth
>Brighton
>Crystal Palace
>Watford
>Burnley
>Swansea
>Southampton

Who's the real non league here?

are palace going to sort their shit out or are they going down?

>>77687842

Don't forget Burnley

>>77687843
they made a bad managerial appointment (not saying he's necessarily a bad manager just not what they need right now) and their squad isn't great

going down i reckon

>>77687890
3rd from bottom mate

>>77687843
Dunno, they were pretty fucking bad, but it was only one game.

>>77687842
Huddersfield have more titles than the rest of those clubs combined.

>>77687842
>no Leeds
>no QPR
fucking bliss

>>77687896

So it is, it threw me off because it was all the other teams starting with B were together.

>>77687897
duddersfield are no match to the mighty swans

How long can Leicester live off their meme league championship before they fall back to being a non-league literal who club

>>77687926
Swansea are finally gonna get flushed this season. Huddersfield will reach 13th

Manchester City
Manchester United
Tottenham
Chelsea
Arsenal
Everton
Liverpool
Leicester
West Brom
West Ham
Southampton
Bournemouth
Huddersfield
Burnley
Watford
Stoke
Newcastle
Swansea
Brighton
Crystal Palace

>>77687926
I've actually seen Swansea beat Huddersfield at Wembley. I think it was Swansea's first ever trophy in English football too.

>>77687940
>>77687942
good prediction lad

>>77687942
Bretty accurate

>>77687942
>manchester clubs top 2
>chelsea as high as 4
>arsenal as high as 5
hmm

>>77687935
only spent 1 season in the 3rd tier desu, >we've always been relevant

>>77687942
>>77687940
When Swansea sign 3 new players with the Siggy money you'll predict them top 4 you mugs

>people now saying Huddersfield will be mid table
>after we get beat one nil by Rafa on Sunday they will be back to saying 20th

>>77687983
been saying Huddersfield to get 17th and above since they promoted you mong
>>77687948
how was the ride home on a horse?

>>77687969
who would you have above arsenal? chelsea are hard to predict; im assuming they're going to sign someone before the window shuts and the manchester clubs im pretty confident will be top 2

I really think West Ham could go down this season, they haven't strengthened too much over the summer and I think everyone is losing faith in Bilic.

arrrrghh me fackin' knees gone again

>>77687994
theyre missing few players from injury. they will be shit but wont go down, imo.

>>77687991
*Sheep

>>77687975
Swansea are the greatest team

>>77687994
>they haven't strengthened too much over the summer
are you joking
they've got a pretty capable forward line

Imagine losing to Burton Albion. Would rather have a car crash which results in having a twitch for the rest of my life

>>77688056
for (division)two

>>77687991
1994 was only 10 years ago m8.

Bayern won. Shaping up to be a v interesting season in the GBL.

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>>77688071
got some bad new for you mate

>>77687969
>>77687993
I'm an Arsenal fan and unless our defence has a stormer (HAHAHA) for the remainder of a season AND Lacazzete, Ozil, Sanchez and Xhaka rape it up, I don't see us getting higher than 5th.

>>77688096
>powerpuff girls

I always remember this episode. Scarred me as a kid.

https://youtu.be/9J-Y33AcuAU?t=2m26s

>losing to the poorest club in the Championship despite being owned by rich Chinamen
>'arry
How will the media spin this one?

>>77688275
>Rich Chinaman

Not even the small heath fans are delusional enough to think he's rich

>>77688285
I meant in comparison to Burton.

This is just going to be Carson Yeung II: Money Laundering Boogaloo, isn't it?

>>77688299
Not sure you'd have much success laundering money if you own a league 2 football team

>Liverpool are damaging themselves by refusing to let midfielder Philippe Coutinho leave for Barcelona, says ex-England international Jermaine Jenas.

>>77688442
Payet 2.0 mein negro

>Cardiff City have launched a fresh investigation into the signing of Andreas Cornelius in July 2013. The Danish striker, then 20, arrived for a club record fee of an initial £7.5m but failed to score in 11 games.

>Cardiff owner Vincent Tan believes the club paid too much - and has instructed lawyers to take a detailed look into the transfer. Tan says he has new information on the matter.

lel that transfer was a disaster for everyone

>>77688549
I really hoped he'd do well. I like people with funny/cool names doing well. Wolfwinkel disappointed me though. Zirkzee might become good though. A guy not scoring in 11 games isn't that bad. Torres didn't manage even a 0.25 ratio at Chelsea.

>>77688605
It didn't help that he got a season-ending injury against Accrington Stanley of all teams.

>>77688549
>"It was unfortunate that we only stayed in the Premier League for one season," said Tan.

>"You know the main reason, I always say, and I have told Mehmet [Dalman, Cardiff's chairman] the same, is that we spent a lot of money there - I think it was £50m. What did we get? We paid £10.5m [based on add-ons] for Cornelius who didn't even play 45 minutes and then the manager said he was a project. I'm in the Premier League, I need to survive. What an idiot he [Mackay] is."

>Tan added, "You pay for a big striker £10.5m you should play him 90 minutes, not 45 minutes, five minutes, 10 minutes. Because he's a project he [Mackay] says, finally, he says he [Cornelius] is a project. How come I'm in the Premier League and you're finding time to do a project for the future? What rubbish is that? And you pay £45,000 a week for a project? Rubbish!"

I miss Bond villain Tan.

>>77688442
I hate liverpool but Jenas is a thick cunt. Can't believe he steals a living citing his dreadful '''''''''''opinions'''''''''''. He was even a shit footballer

>>77687698
Take that back right now lad. Mick nearly got us promoted a couple of seasons ago, last year was a blip.

>>77687780
Never went away lad

>>77688656
He's a bit of a faggot. £10.5m is nothing, even back then.

>>77688776
>£10.5m is nothing, even back then.
Considering he was Cardiff's record signing, it was something.

Who's this Davinson Sanchez, and should I be scared?

>>77687472

been staring at your dads cock all this time?

>>77688911
Colobombian meme ''''''''''''''''defender'''''''''''''''

>>77688911
hes good on fifa my amigo noruegues

>Jonny Evans for 30 million pounds

>>77688776
it's a lot of money for a player who is fucking shit (or at least was back then)

i read an interview with nigel pearson who said that leicester had been tracking him at the time but only saw him as a prospect who they wouldn't pay more than 500k-1m for

>>77687472
I don't blame you she's a fucking pig.

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>>77689155
>A 29-yea old Jonny Evans for 30 million pounds

>>77689197
>>77689155
>Manchester City plan new Jonny Evans bid but Pep Guardiola wary of rising fee
>They had an initial bid of £18m rejected

Where's £30m coming from?

>>77689155
What is Pepenis doing

>ditch Diego Costa
>replace him with Moorata

what did he mean by this

>>77689214
sheikh mansour

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>>77689240

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*carves reluctantly*

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>>77689281

>>77687712
Good to see Jamie slowly turning into his father

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>>77689296
>>77689281

whats a 'carve'

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>>77685864
>lose his shit when they drew/lost a game
Arsenal 3 - 0 Chelsea -> Conte loses his shit -> goes on 13 game winning streak and top of the table

not really seeing the downfall signs

>>77689475
aaron robins is famous for his signature move; carving in from the right

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>>77689475

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>>77689475
*carves behind you*

>>77689484
Loses FA Cup final to Chelsea.

Moussa Dembele to Spurs?

>burton want to give a trial to usain bolt
>unironically wanting to become bolton

>>77689239
Moorata is not bad desu

>>77689795
he'd be the second fastest player at the club if he joined

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Gunna pop down the asda lads what do you want

>>77689824
Sunday will be his first tough challenge. The Spud's CB duo plus the DMs. Can't wait tbqf

>>77689925
A way of dumping my gf without there being no survivors at the end

>>77689925
just a cheeky glimpse of hope in life ta

>>77687778
We did, twice, and now we're in League 1.
Learnt our lesson

>>77689945
wheres the fun in that

>>77689925
the overthrow of global capitalism

>>77689974
this but unironically

>>77689925
40 bags of monster munch multi packs
2 litres of vodka
18 eggs
3 Now that's what i call music 2016
9 pairs of black socks

>>77689925
Something nice

>>77689925
Low sodium mineral water

>>77689925
Wotsits and a 2l bottle Pepsi max cherry pls la

>>77690108
decent choice la

>>77689925
state of that beard design

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>>77689945
one way plane ticket
>>77689948
you'll die eventually, something to look forward too
>>77689974
the asdas all out of that sorry la
>>77690048
got you the monster munch but dibs on the roast beef, got you the vodka but its Glenns.
Got 12+6 asdas own eggs
Got the NtwiCM CDs reduced for having a crack in the case.
Asda own brand socks aite?
>>77690092
got you a classico cornetto lad
>>77690103
regular wotsits ye lad?
got a cold pepsi for you too

>>77690150
>the asdas all out of that sorry la
fuck sake guess i'll have to try the big tescos they have most things

>>77690150
>got you the monster munch but dibs on the roast beef, got you the vodka but its Glenns.

Fucking perfect i'm all about the flaming hot and Glenns is were it's at, not gunna drink Smirnoff like some fuckin poof like

>Got 12+6 asdas own eggs

It's alright, gunna throw them at drunk people and cars from out my window anyway

>Got the NtwiCM CDs reduced for having a crack in the case.

It's alright, gunna throw it at a drunk person or a car from out my window anyway

>Asda own brand socks aite?

Yeah, not gunna were branded socks like a fuckin poof am i?

Good effort lad

>>77685889
Foyth, Aurier and Draxler

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Swansea 1-1 Man Utd
Bournemouth 2-1 Watford
Burnley 3-0 West Brom
Leicester 2-0 Brighton
Liverpool 4-1 Crystal Palace
Southampton 2-3 West Ham
Stoke 0-0 Arsenal

>>77690453
>Swansea 1-2 Man Utd
>Bournemouth 2-1 Watford
>Burnley 1-0 West Brom
>Leicester 2-2 Brighton
>Liverpool 4-2 Crystal Palace
>Southampton 1-3 West Ham
>Stoke 1-2 Arsenal

Need a shit but tucked up in bed

>>77690480
Poke it farther back up your ass with your fingers

>>77690453
>>77690473
>Swansea 2-0 Man Utd
>Bournemouth 0-1 Watford
>Burnley 0-0 West Brom
>Leicester 1-2 Brighton
>Liverpool 0-7 Crystal Palace
>Southampton 1-1 West Ham
>Stoke 0-3 Arsenal

>>77687768
I'm sure Matuidi will play LWB a lot for them. As far as I know there's no cover for them if Sandro is gone/injured.

One other good thing about Matuidi is the goals/assists you can get from him in the counter. He likes to maraud that left flank, even while playing left center mid in 4-3-3.

>>77690608
They signed de sciglio or whatever his name is, plays left back and right back

>>77690503
>>77690480

Haha yeah and then describe the smell

[spoiler] Vividly [/spoiler]

>>77690704
Or taste hahaha..

>>77690686
I'd be very surprised if De Sciglio plays LWB for them, maybe LB in 4 at the back but I can't see that be their first option.

Then again Alegri has a bit of a hard on for him and he was the one that started playing him there professionally. But I just think that in Serie A Matuidi LB/LWB and De Sciglio on the other flank would do pretty good. If they kept Spinazzola and had another young full back in their squad capable of being in the first team, their cover in those areas would be the best in the league.

>inb4: de sciglio is an unrecoverable shit relic

I'm very optimistic about what he does at Juve, very.

>Swansea 0-5 Man Utd
>Bournemouth 0-1 Watford
>Burnley 0-1 West Brom
>Leicester 3-1 Brighton
>Liverpool 3-0 Crystal Palace
>Southampton 2-1 West Ham
>Stoke 0-3* Arsenal
>Stoke 3-3** Arsenal
>Stoke 3-0*** Arsenal

*with Sanchez, Ozil and Lacazzete and senior CB's
**without senior centre backs
***without senior centrebacks AND no Sanchez, Ozil and Lacazzete

>>77690789
no way Stoke right now can beat Arsenal 3-0, even with those parameters.

>>77690959
I wouldn't say so. They're in a bad state.

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We need to sign someone NOW

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>Arsecuck fans moaning they only got £10m for Gabriel cause Johnny Evans is 'valued' at £28m

LMAO. VALUED = WHAT YOU GET. Coutinho ain't worth £140m but that's what will be offered. A player is worth only what you'd get for him.

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>Rumor: Barcelona moves to plan B - Di Maria and Seri

Jfc

>>77685909
Here. Pls respond

>>77692266
Imagine being Di Maria. Just living the life.

>>77689974
>>77690018
this is what losers say

I see /trans/ has died again? 275 posts? Really? 276 as this one is posted.

>Manchester United will allow goalkeeper David de Gea, 26, to join Real Madrid next season if they can sign 18-year-old Italy international Gianluigi Donnarumma from AC Milan. (Sun)

West Ham are becoming frustrated in their attempts to sign 25-year-old Portugal midfielder William Carvalho from Sporting Lisbon, with the clubs £5.5m apart in their valuations. (Telegraph)

>Manchester City have been told they must pay at least £30m to sign West Brom's 29-year-old Northern Ireland defender Jonny Evans. (Times - subscription required)

Paris St-Germain will not entertain the possibility of selling Germany winger Julian Draxler, 23, this summer. (ESPN FC)

>Chelsea are targeting 30-year-old Inter Milan and Italy winger Antonio Candreva, with the Serie A club prepared to sell for £25m. (Mirror)

Tottenham are in advanced talks to sign Argentine centre-back Juan Foyth, 19, from Estudiantes, for a fee of around £9m. (Guardian)

>Burnley are set to sign 25-year-old Leeds striker Chris Wood in a £15m deal after their first offer was rejected. (Mirror)

Birmingham manager Harry Redknapp says he still wants to sign 33-year-old former England winger Stewart Downing from Middlesbrough, but negotiations are proving difficult. (Talksport)

>Leicester City defender Yohan Benalouane, 30, has been offered a three-year deal by Turkish side Osmanlispor. (L'Equipe via Leicester Mercury)

>>77693000
Honestly Di Maria deserves what hes getting
had the goat season before moving to united
coicidentally it was in the CAM position where Ozil used to play
hmmm

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>right = liverpool
>left = the rest of the league

>Juan Mata is trying to get every top league footballer to give 1% of their earnings to charity
is he juan of the nicest men in football?

good morning friends

>>77694548
>look at this
>google Draxler
>see this link
>http://www.football.london/arsenal-fc/transfer-news/arsenal-transfer-news-julian-draxler-13499284
>click it
>suddenly heavy breathing, sounding like a girl getting fucked
>wtf did I click.jpg
>suddenly a buff dude comes onto the screen puffing and huffing
>oh fuck has it been hacked?
>it's fucking Sanchez

I'm so fucking confused. Please tell me others see this.

>>77694634
Bellerin gave a huge donation to Grenfell towers. Loads of other footballers did too.

>IN
Salah
Robertson
Solanke
>OUT
Lucas
Coutinho (refusal)

any one else have deep concerns for Liverpool? I think finishing in top 6 would be an achievement

>Paul Merson is well known for his wild statements when talking about Arsenal and the Premier League. Well, his latest one is going to come as quite a surprise to many Gunners fans.

>Talking to Jeff Stelling on Sky Sports, the former Arsenal player suggested that Arsene Wenger should have made a move to beat West Brom to the signing of Gareth Barry.

The most baffling shit I've seen.

>>77694653
isn't he an arsenal legend?

>“I like English football. I like the Premier League of course – it’s one of the best leagues in the world,” Draxler told BBC Sport.

>“You have big clubs like Arsenal, Manchester United and Chelsea – of course it’s a big dream to play for one of them. I have my favourite team, but at the moment I’m at Schalke. I don’t want to talk about other clubs.


LIVERPOOL BTFO.

>>77694648
i can't imagine coutinho refusing to play for a season is going to help his chances of getting signed by barca

>>77694659
Arsenal legends are notorious for being shit pundits. At best is Keown or Dixon. Wright is OTT. Henry is 'let me shit on the club that made me'. Mearson is 'whacky man'. I can't think of any other ones.

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>>77694666
well Klopp is well known for alienating players who disrespect him, and if he is introduced it would affect the moral of changing room I reckon. Some players may think he's a massive twat after shitting on the club

>>77694676
>shitting on the club
Maybe taking this a bit too personally

>>77694697
not even a Liverpool fan lol. Just think saying 'never going to play for club again' whilst having transfer request denied is quite abit disrespectful

Why do people on here suddenly hate Chelsea and love United? I thought this was a Chelsea board? Where are the ABUs?

4chan changed fucking newfags

>>77694676
>well Klopp is well known for alienating players who disrespect him

what are you on about mate.

coutinho doesn't want to play for liverpool why risk playing a guy who doesn't give a shit

also lets say he plays then plays average and then his value goes down

your dumb

>>77694708
If theyre not going to sell him then club obviously want to keep him. Sakho should easily start in that team but Klopp wont because personal reasons he doesn't like him. Dont see how that is dumb

>>77694717
matipi is better than sakho though

and they will sell him in jan when barca desperately need coutinho and his price has sky rocketed

>>77694722
>his price has sky rocketed
120m EUR seems plenty

>>77694731
140 mil brah thats what i'm expecting if they want those blooters they will pay

>Sheff Utd v Barnsley moved to 12:15
>not even on telly

Why does this shit happen to >us all the time

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>>77694731
it was hardly 120m

>>77694757
What's all this I'm seeing about ridiculous addons? Did I miss something

>>77694757
Imagine being so unsuccessful in the Premier League as Liverpool; their fans hace to resort to insulting Everton when they feel the need to brag

Also I bet the tweet originally said
>when Everton win the Premier League
But then he changed it because he realised how ridiculous he would look, on account of Liverpool never winning the Premier League

>t. Not even an Everton fan, just sick of Liverpool

>>77694780
apparently the latest barca offer was 80m up front and the rest in addons hence the immediate rejection

>>77694785
just a bit of fun lad

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>I need 4 years to fix the team from the mess I made this summer
What did he mean by this?

>>77694792
>latest barca offer was 80m up front and the rest in addons
supposedly 90m + 35m in addons

>>77694836
sounds fair

>>77694828
it's the length of poorata's contract

>>77690505
>Liverpool 0-7 Crystal Palace
please happen

why are Dutch crisps so shit I wish we had skips or monster munch

Are LFC fans still desperate for VVD?

>>77694933
obviously; have you not seen our defence?

>>77694933
>Are LFC fans still desperate for a CB?
yes

>mbappe to psg will actually happen
>nerman, di maria, draxler, mbappe
interdasting

Reminder is going to win a case of constructive dismissal, go on a free to Atletico, go on loan to United for 5 months, and win both a Premier League Medal and La Liga Medal in one season

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>>77694637
Good morning, m8.

>>77694977
Draxler going to spurs m8 ;^)

>>77694977
>mbappe

going to liverpool mate

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Anyone selling players?

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>>77694828
>buying Morata

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>>77695129
Hopefully spurs

>tfw sissoko started our first game

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>>77695174
>our

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>>77695195
>Australia is still a british colony and iv'e chosen spurs as MY local team

Get fucked m8

>>77695029
>atletico
>winning la liga

we should have a /trans/ meet up this season

>>77695221
where at? I can bring my goons and beat you up

>>77695254
i was gonna say at a swans away game either in london or manchester
but thinking about it now wouldnt be a great idea becus we would all be separate watching the game

>>77695254
>>77695221
Outside Anfield on deadline day with "Free Coutinho" signs

>>77695221
just don't eat the brownies lads

>>77695221
It'll end like the /brit/ meetup

any black guys on /trans/?

>>77695318
Me