OFFICIAL SWANSEA CITY v MANCHESTER UNITED MATCH THREAD 1

>mouyes STILL fielding Lukaku
what the fuck is wrong with him

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>Pogba still in a midfield 2

unfortunately I think this is the season United wins the league

poor marshall

May the second week of funposting begin

Pleased that Jose hasn't gone for an extra midfielder. He might be starting to actually trust some of these players.

Swansea preparing for the Championship

>>77696489
Haha, yeah. Had a great game against WHU but fuck this midfield 2 shit, riight?

>>77696493
They're gonna choke it today. Prepare for the butthurt.

>>77696489
Pogba on the right side of a midfield 2 is easily his best position. "Le set Pogba free" is a meme. The guy is very talented but brain dead. If you give him a free role he has no idea what he's doing.

>>77696537
disgusting

>>77696489
>>77696527

why doesnt MOU put Pogba where Mickey is?
I mean i honestly believe he would be better as a 10

Fucking hell I hadn't realised how bad that Swansea side is. I can't see how they'll stay up

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>>77696458
ManU really need a LB, Blind is ok against this kind of teams, but not against direct rivals.

>>77696550
oh so im retarded then
>>77696556
>>77696556

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LETS GO MAN U!

I

>>77696502
Who cares, man? It's one game. We're not gonna play the same formation every game and we're not going to be playing the same players every game. People need to stop being so fatalistic about these things.

I like to watch the soccer because the crowd is happy and lots of fun stuff.

Let's do it mouyes bros

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""""English""""

""""Premier""""

League

>>77696573

I BELIEVE

>>77696556
>why doesnt MOU put Pogba where Mickey is?
Because then there's an extra creative player in there? Because then Mkhi can actually play in his best position? Because Pogba is better would actually suck there?

>>77696556
Pogba is not an attacking midfielder and never will be. He has never looked worse than when playing off the striker. He creates most of his chances from deep. He played in a midfield 2 in that game against England at the end of last season and he (and Dembele) ran the show despite being a man down.

>>77696610
>>77696568

>>77696599
>bundesliga is already decided
lel

>>77696550
>right side
wat lol

>>77696458
>Llorente not even in the squad
Where is he moving to?

roque mesa is going to rock united down the table tonight

Remember when Guidetti missed that open goal?

dubs and da Swans win

Mou said something interesting yesterday. He intimated that if he got Perisic it would be to play as a wing back, for when he plays 352. That transfer target suddenly makes sense now because there's better wingers available that he's not going for.

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COME ON UNITED!!!!

TOP O' THE LEAGUE!!!!

BACK WHERE WE BELONG!!!!

FUCK ALL YOU ABUS!!!!

>>77696636
That's where he plays now.

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>>77696632
the only fun part of bundes is the relegation and who becomes 3rd or 4th. Sad!

Are Swansea still dusting off Now42 before games?

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>>77696710

Bayern is weak as fuck this season but the other teams are still too retarded to capitalize on this.

>>77696684
>everyone's playing 5 at the back now because of Conte

Cringe. I thought the top 6 all had tactical genius managers?

>>77696700
>That's where he plays now
no

I have micky tar man on my fantasy team. Good buy or nah?

Captcha: Townsends Bus Stop

I like when the ball goes into the net that is my favourite part.

>>77696699
>we

>>77696710
My German team doesn't even play in BL, the suffering

>>77696725
good joke

>>77696710
2.Bundes is the thinking mans league.

>>77696740
i like it when the large man dabs

>>77696733
You're a retard. Go and watch the WHU game again or just watch today's game. He's switched to the right side because Matic is left footed. Just like he plays on the right of the midfield 2 for France when he plays with Matuidi.

What's the point of scoring when you don't dab afterwards?

Bayernliga has already been decided on the first game of the season.

Which other leagues have been decided already?

>>77696736
mikey the aryan is a fantastic asset to your fantasy team

source: have him too

>>77696736
Of course. He either scored or made an assist in the last five games

>>77696773
La Liga

>>77696772
So next time is even better. Can't do it every time.

>>77696768
Look at the team before the kick off. Whoever is wrong will have to suck the other's dick. Agree? Cocksucker.

>>77696748
It's true though. Even Swansea are playing 5 at the back

>>77696725
Based Leicester are still sticking to the classics

>>77696798
Yeah actually. Real are going to decimate barca this season

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WE'RE TOP OF THE LEAGUE

WE'RE TOP OF THE LEAGUE

WE TOOK A HIATUS,

BUT YOU STILL HATE US,

AND NOW WE'RE TOP OF THE LEAGUE

>>77696773
SPFL, La Liga, Ligue 1.

stream? ones on soccerstreams aren't working

>>77696808
Some managers might want to use the back 3 to counteract the other teams which might use it. Mourinho, for example, would be one of those. Some probably just are copying what is successful though, yes.

>>77696806
Is this what you do? Bait people with terrible arguments so you get to suck someone's dick. You homo lad. HOMO.

>>77696850
Customers satisfied desu

>>77696866
acestream://e061202217ea02d1c62e03688eaa3a60ee7b6829

>>77696866
Nice try, Sky/BT/Gubbermint.

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checking to see if im banned tb h
abu

>>77696866
here u go buddy http://www.genti.stream/hd1.php

Don't like all the pundits talking >us up tbqh. It's been one game and it was against a shit West Ham.

>>77696773
Prem

>mesa
Here for my boi Roque "Cook" Mesa

>>77696883
>>77696899
>>77696866

oh fuck will stream go down now?

>>77696900
yummy

>>77696877
ABUS INCREDIBLY JEALOUS,

WITH HATRED SO VERY ZEALOUS,

FOR A FAMOUS OLD TEAM,

AT THE THEATRE OF DREAMS,

WHO FIND THEMSELVES TOP OF THE LEAGUE

start martial you fucking fraud

>>77696773
Spain and Italy

>>77696905
It's like no one learned from Man City last season

>>77696773
Prem - City
Ligue 1 - PSG
La Liga - Real
Primeira Liga - Benfica
SPL - Celtic
Austria - Salzburg
Switzerland - Basel

Only Juve might bottle it this year

>>77696935
Nuuu Binland DDDDD:!

Nuuu rwuuud!

>>77696901
>>77696883
captains leaders legends the both of you

>>77696944
*ring ring*

These Sky profile pics for the players are creepy as fuck. They've made every player look like a rapist.

>>77696944
>Prem - City
Kek. Poop isn't in his one team leagues anymore

>>77696935
he has to start his shit english players

RASHFORD IS STARTING

THE WHITE SEA HE'LL BE PARTING

ON HIS WAY TO THE GOAL

AS SWANSEA'S DEATH KNELL TOLLS

>acestream://b6b533c39b614bacfb062471d05434c25f0348a0

in case any of you guys are watching some shitty ad infested flash player stream

I'm gonna lol so hard when Lukaku scores 0 (zero) goals today and Man Utd draw.

>>77696867
I just think it's pretty poor though. Especially when hacks like Wenger and Guardiola are shamelessly copying Conte's tactics. Pep especially, literally spent 200m so he could get the perfect team for Conte's tactics

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rate my new car lads

>>77696987
that's a plane

>>77696979
>>77696927
>>77696850
Stop.

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Who told Nationwide that these poetry adverts were a good idea?

>>77696987
Engine size?

>>77696972
City are gonna be a soulless efficient machine steamrolling the league this year and there's nothing you can do about it

no I'm not the ring ring guy

that Nationwide advert is pretty inspiring desu

http://livetv.sx/enx/eventinfo/554352_swansea_manchester_utd/

>>77697001
The one mocking the Gen Z or whatever is quite surprising desu.

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desu best way to watch football

>get russian 1080p
>sync with english or spanish stream
>Comfy commentary with 1080p

HNNNG

>>77696986
And it's fucking stupid because 2 of Peps strongest attacking players (Sterling and Sane) are completely nullified by the new formation.

>>77696984
LUKAKU WILL SCORE,

A GOAL, OR TWO, OR MORE

YOU'LL CONTINUE TO CRY

AS RIVALS KISS THE PREMIER GOODBYE

IN THE FACE OF SUPREMACY UNASSAILABLE

CHELSEA'S SUPREMACY UNSUSTAINABLE

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>>77696987
Yeah, real nice tugger you got there Hans.

>>77696986
As much as I think he's a fraud, Pep was playing 343 at Barca and Bayern. Wonga is a certified copy cat fraud though.

>>77697026

what about the food lad?

Minute's silence for Barcelona I hope.

>>77697048
well its 4 am and i cant wake up my roommates this early to cook so just snacks for now

for the later games im gonna cook some meat :)

g-go on you swans

are the arm bands for terrorist victims or Brucie?

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Wanna pet my dog, /sp?

>>77697059
Didn't think the team was that bad

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>>77697079
c-cute

>>77697071
For Brucie's victims.

>early kick-off

i should be in bed lads

Whys mkh in middle and mata out wide ffs

>>77697079
snail-kun looks dry
mind if I..moisten him?

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>>77697087

in my bed

I'm not saying all united fans are nonces

But if you're not ABU you're probably a pedophile

>>77697087
its 4 am here and im awake for a team im not even a customer of

>>77697071
for the Robert E. Lee statue lad

>>77696987
>go on 3 day cruise to baja
>top deck spamming loud "family friendly" music 24/7
>no where to sit because the boat is packed
>forced to spend the whole time in deck
>only person I talk to is the FOB indonesian cleathing lady looking for a greencard wedding

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>>77697079
Leave it to me.

>>77697100
I feel your fucking pain so hard

Whereabouts are you?

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SUMMON THE SLOVAK

>>77697085
I think something will come out about him in the next few years. Seemed like a fiddler

>>77697109

D-did you fuck?

>>77697087
You had the courage to get out of bed today, I'm proud of you anon

>applauding terrorism
>Wales

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>early kick off away from hope

This never goes well.

>>77697114
WA ofc

>no im not a chicano

>2017
>still having moments of silence
Fucking primitive

>>77697130
Wasn't for terrorism you dopey fuck was for the old Swansea lad

>>77697115
he killed himself la
rip

>>77697133
Are pints really that expensive in London?

>>77697133
We'll win 0-5 lad. Have faith in Are Devils

>>77697130
They are applauding a dead old man.

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>minute's silence for victims of terrorism
>start making as much noise as possible

Nice to see Mourinho not looking like a tramp this season. Perhaps he was legitimately depressed last season.

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give swansea your power lads \o/

>>77697146
Don't know I've never been. Apart from connecting flights at Heathrow.

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>Kyle Bartley in midfield

Hmmmmmmmmm

>>77697156
Wasn't for victims of terrorism

WE HAD TERRORIST ATTACK YESTERDAY ASWELL
GIVE US A MOMENT OF SILENCE TOO

customers won't be happy today

>>77697164
>filename

fucking kek

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>>77697163

>Nice to see Mourinho

>It's a Swansea remember how to play football against United episode

>le hoof it down the wing or through the middle and hope for the best

I really hate English football

You'll notice that Pogba is playing on the RIGHT of the midfield 2.

How did Swansea do last week?

>>77696710
>implying RB isn't going to win one for da land

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>>77697122

>no gylfi sigurdsson

Small teams already rolling over for Man U. I guess the narrative that they are 'back' this season has really taken hold.

Tired of hearing about this 24 point gap thing

>de gay

>Lukaku stops Lukaku

>>77697194
lucky draw

>>77697164
Boner back to Swansea WHEN

Fucking Tammy

>lukeku

Phil Jones might be the ugliest footballer I've ever seen.

fun start

this is the PL I love

Is pogba playing right back today?

fuck sake how did swansea fuck that break up

>>77696458
SWANSEA SWANSEA SWANSEA SWANSEASWANSEA SWANSEASWANSEA SWANSEASWANSEA SWANSEASWANSEA SWANSEASWANSEA SWANSEASWANSEA SWANSEASWANSEA SWANSEASWANSEA SWANSEASWANSEA SWANSEASWANSEA SWANSEASWANSEA SWANSEASWANSEA SWANSEA

swansea already crushing poonited

LMAO

>De Gay

What the fuck lad

>you now remember the filp

>pubekaku

Why does Lukaku look so much better now? He can actually dribble a bit now.

united getting EXPOSED

>>77697179

............

>Supporting a team that isn't from your town/city or at least close by.

Literally what's the point

Still too worried to watch streams lads.

lukaku needs to sort that beard out

>>77697238
traps and feminie penis pls

>>77697238
Small feminine benis please

>>77697238
how about no penis la

>>77697238
traps with big feminine penis

>>77697242
Just don't watch your team. That's what I do.

Shit, the swans want blood today.
Scary scene.

expoosed desu

>>77697146

Average pint in London is £6.50 m8.

>>77697220
shit touch from Ayew initially forced him down the wing rather than through the middle

>>77697242
worried about what?

>>77697243
Darmian is a more urgent priority

>now you remember you can't judge everything just from the results of openers

Who here /ABU/?

>Booing Rashford

What did the Welsh mean by this?

>>77697256
Pint of gold?

>>77697238
i just want orange half time slags

pls why isn't jewboy streaming this

Why does Valencia suck now? He used to be good

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>>77697240
Its fun.

Why is Rashford getting booed?

>>77697250
How does that help anything?

>>77697260
Scared bout getting v& lad.

>>77697238
Why don't you just admit you're gay and fuck a bloke

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>>77697240

Allowed: Supporting your hometown team or a team near your geographical location AND an international team you already liked as a kid

Not allowed: Everything else

>>77697238

In all honesty, ah wid.

>pashford

>>77697277
He's a nigger

Lukaku wasted opportunity count: 1

>>77697275
He's a grafter. It's the Willian phenomenon.

>>77697266
here mate

think this will go well for us today

Rashford skull is so weird, like his brain is half the size of normal human

>>77697277
he a nig

>>77697256
I would honestly rather kill myself than live in London desu. Unrelated to the price of a pint though

Win the ball, not a foul

>>77697270

Skol

>>77697277
he's one of them negroes

>>77697243

You mean De Gea

>>77697290
coz eez one ov da ork boyz

>>77697240
Tell that to all non-English lads who support teams, usually the most unusual ones, like Chelsea, United, City and Liverpool! IMAGUNE MA SOCKE!

stop booing trashford

>>77697290
That's normal for blacks

>>77697290
his head looks like a frostbitten thumb

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STOP BOOING RASHFORD YOU DEGENERATE SHEEP FUCKERS

Head it down, you plonker

gotta score those

I tuned in late, why is everyone booing Rashford?

>>77697277
Seconding this..
Did he dive last time or something?

>letting mata win the header

terrible meme 2bh

Oh fuck it's Jon Moss

>>77697309
>tf
>sheep fucker insult

>>77697284
>>77697292
>>77697299
No racism outside of /b/, thanks. I'll have to contact the relevant authorities if you do it again.

why are they booing lil'negro?

>>77697277
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/apr/30/paul-clement-swansea-city-manchester-united-marcus-rashford

>>77697280
Agreed

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>>77697277
never forget

>>77697290
that would explain why he seems slightly smarter than the average nig

>>77697314
why not

Why are Swansea booing Mata?

The only United player I unconditionally rate is Mkhitaryan

>>77697309
>calling someone else a sheep fucker
Very good mate.. very good.

Didn't Rashford dive against Swansea last season? That could be why

JONES WHAT THE FUCK

I wonder if I'm gonna make a good referee as well?
I mean even a guy likn Jonathan Moss can do it

Why are Swansea booing United?

>>77697238
big and Brazilian pls

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Preemyeer Leeg

First for goatford
First for anal lick with dick pleasure

>>77697339
I was born in australia you gay cunt

>>77697338
he's actually quite average

Why are United booing de Gea?

Yanited barred from scoring

ehehe

Ref looks exhausted already

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>>77697280

>AND an international team you already liked as a kid

Stop that.

Rashford is decent actually

>>77697356
I was born in NZ... how strange.

>>77697338
he's shit

why is rashford so freaking ugly lol

>>77697372
but it's funny 2 say trashford :PPPP

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>all these British "people" here on holiday
>all these British "women" who think they are attractive

>>77697290
that's why he can run so fast

>>77697381
he's black

>>77697372
absolutely not

>>77697338
mick "the aryan"

>>77697369

u wot m8

>>77697383
>the state of third world customers

>>77697314

He has a dark skin.

its over, swansea missed their one chance to score

Is Rashford sterling 2.0?

>>77697381
Ryan Giggs is his dad.

>>77696944
City will come in second
Chelsea will win the prem

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>>77697338
For me, it's Mkhitaryan.

imagine actually rating a pacey negro

wouldn't be able to look me mum in the face lads

>>77697347

I believe in you

i always thought instead of Mkhitaryan they said a Qatarian

First for /britfeel/ lads

>>77697402
>Great Pakiton calling NZ third world

>>77697402
>Calling New Zealand third world

How's the friendly migrants treating you in Englandistan?

Man Utd would be unbeatable if they got rid of all the Britbong players

Jesus, the Brazilian ESPN would rather show

>AMISTOSO DE FUTEBOL: JOGO DO BEM - AMIGOS DE CAFU E DENILSON X AMIGOS DE WESLEY SAFADÃO E FRED - AO VIVO

Basically, the equivalent of
>Friends of Cantona vs Friends of Justin Bieber
instead of this

WTF

pogba is a flop right?

>>77697408
nah sterling is actually an intelligent player, he just cant finish most of the time

>>77697429
It's against the law m8

Mickey The Aryan

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>>77697434

>tfw too intelligent to finish

Is Abraham a Black Jew?

>>77697431
probably more interesting that this match tbf

Swansea are fucking dire

Man Utd would be unbeatable if they spent 300m on mercenary soldiers and not mercenary players every summer

Typical bus-parking tactics from mouyes again this week

Rashford would be at a mid table club right now if he wasn't a Britbong.

How much is Abraham?

Give me one (1) good reason why Swansea won't finish last this season

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For me, it's Pogba

think pogba is injured, he hasnt run all game fuck lads

I missed last week's man u match but I read this glowing article about how amazing they were

This week they look as shit as they were last season

>>77697449
Do you think this is a bad game?

>>77697465
brighton

>>77697466

For me, it's the Turku stabber

Lukaku's beard is Amish tier

>>77697465
huddersfield

>this fucking pastewaste thinks he's funny

why does he keep posting? they're right awful posts

>>77697465
Sigur- oh

When does multiball start?

>>77697470
West Ham were horrifically bad.

>>77697465
BONER
and da udders

>>77697470
They just said the result was glowing

Pogbas decision making is so fucking awful lads, he has the football IQ of a 16 year old

>>77697471
it's average so far

it'll be awful once united score

>>77697469
You want to know how I can tell you are English?

>>77697479
>doubting mooy

Bailly is fucking shite

>>77697384
This tbqh they're almost as fat and stupid as Americans. At least Americans know how to drive

>>77697494
Truly the African Karim Bellarabi.

When Chelsea players were learning Karate in China, no one complained. Now they've started displaying their karate in the EPL. But thank God the referees are very much conscious.

Cahill Lee
Fabre chan
Pedro Ming

>>77697511

Bellarabi should have been sent off yesterday

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How did the belgians go from this...

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>>77697513

>>77697384
why would anyone go on holiday to ireland

le funny meme country

ROI is literally redit: the country

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>it's a park the bus episode

>>77697509
>Americans know how to drive

Nice bait.

Also nobody goes on holiday to Ireland here unless they're skint.

for now broblem i nodice that players hv startd to compit against position..good to see mata starting & jons thy show there skills very well they wer on bunch last season good starting frm them .

>>77697494
tfw PogBas IQ is probably from 105=110 and you realize thisis like GIFTED for a black man because the average black IQ is like 85
Lukaku is smarter than pogbad tho

>>77697504
this, cut price de bruyne will do enough to keep huddersfield up

so what did everyone get up to last night

Is Bailly the best young defender in EPL right now?

Why did Pogba put our national flag on his head? Is he a Nazi?

>>77697431
>Friends of Cantona vs Friends of Justin Bieber
i would watch that

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>>77697524
... to this?

>>77697513

ugh, when will this shit site finally ban australians ffs

England is a shit country. Sucks that they have the richest football league. Any other country in Europe would have a better league if they had PL money.

>>77697522
Mostly because of his awful decision-making.

>>77697506
excuse me good sir, but the ivorian Bruno Martins-Indi is a world class CB and a specialist in being big and black

>5'7"

that would have been a GOAT assist

siggurdson has been completely invisible so far

>>77697539
hung out with friends and banged my hot gf

>its a united gets dominated but scores a lucky 1-0 episode

Manchester United should win
if Chelsea loose to Tottenham we'll be 6 points drift
if Chelsea win. Chelsea and Tottenham will share 3 points drift. so it's a must win match for me. to pile more misery or pressure

cheeky from Nowitzki's relative

>>77697526
>>77697530
Assume cause you're all flat broke after brexit. Ask your country men clogging up the roadways

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>>77697564

>squander gorillions of money
>start parking buses

EXPLAIN YOURSELF

>>77697539
set the world record for masturbating

i don't think you win the pl by drawing every match

>>77697539
Went to the pub then went for a curry, hbu?

>>77697569
followed by a whole week of the media sucking united off

>>77697539
hanged out with my hot gf and banged my friends

>>77697569
what season are you watching?

>>77697539

made sweet, steamy loving to my right fist xoxo