OFFICIAL 3PM KICKOFFS THREAD

>de gay

Sick of Manure desu

you now remember Michu

>>77699290
biggest one season wonder in PL history

Barnsley fan here

Blades were consistently better than us today, however we would have fared better had Leon Clarke not got our centre-half sent off

United blacking their way to the title

>>77699290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSvntGL2bqA

How the actual fuck is Martial only a sub?

not looking good for ABUs

>>77699419
kek what the fuck

Brighton to shock the Leicester Lions today

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>>77699338

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>mfw chelshit not getting top 4 this year

Lads which game do I watch?

smelly 3pm

>>77699559
Aston Villa - Norwich

>>77699570
fuck off dickhead

>>77699620
Solihull Moors - Halifax then?

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is it our year la's?

>>77699632
Na i'm gonna watch leicester and brighton then sunderland leeds

>>77699655
don't care didn't ask

>Swansea have had 1 shot on target in 180 minutes of league football
Fucking hell.

>>77699665
how rude

>>77699665
suck an egg

>>77699653
fucking furries

imagine actually watching the games you fucking nerds
i will be ticking off my accy whilst watching based jeff

>>77699675
that's what happens when you're goalscorers are Bristol City legend Tammy Abraham and Jordan fucking Ayew

Swansea deserve it anyway, a city full heroin riddled welsh povvos

>>77699559
Lester v Gaytown

>>77699559
I'm watching bvb - wolfsburg atm

>>77699732
don't care didn't ask

>>77699716
You know Swansea love story was mostly fabricated right? The few smack heads they follow are still about today (One of them nicked my phone and will be arrested soon) and the problem is not as bad as they led to believe. I mean its Vice, they are shit, and lie, they reported recently on a woman using a fidget spinner to masturbate...

COYI

>Afobe over Defoe
>Eddie Meme

>>77699745
rude

>>77699327
Clarke went off too though

>>77699779
vice news and vice docs are different

it could only be 50 % true and swansea would still be a fucking mess

wales in general is about 50 years behind on western civilisation

We better smash these inbred Bristol cunts

>>77699442
they have to play Trashford or the retarded media and brainlet fans will complain about wasting the "best young english talent"

>>77699732
i don't like german league too many weak betas

>>77699419
>bergovik
who did he mean by this?

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was going to watch final score on bbc.

>trevor sinclair
>some random nigress
>mfw

>>77699806
>a wolves system babby over one of the best english strikers of his generation

eddie meme strikes again

>>77699290
best bargain in the history of FPL

>>77699828

Archer starting in goal, nevermind. Bristol City will win 3-2.

Please keep this thread Family Friendly

>>77699559
>Bournemouth - Watford for potential goals galore
>Liverpool - CP for the memes

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>>77699541
DELETE THIS

>>77699824
But realistically we miss a centre-half more than United misses a centre-forward

MacDonald shouldn't have reacted, and it shows immaturity but Leon had him round the neck.

It's not sportsmanlike, and now I have reason to believe Clarke's not the nicest bloke

>bournemouth
>burnley
>brighton & hove
>huddersfield

whats up with all these mickey mouse teams in the EPL

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fucking hell lads i can only get so erect

>Southampton v West Ham United
>Leicester City v Brighton & Hove Albion

which meme game should I watch? Liverpool will probably be boring

>>77699890
>being a Norwegian chelski fan

hmm how revolting

>>77699936
southhampton have been boring for the last 2 seasons
liverslip v palace is always interesting

anyone got a stream for jeff stelling please

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>amerifat stream
>these fucking ads

sweeeet caroline

>>77699559
Wolves vs Cardiff

>tfw captained Tadic

>>77699840
I don't get why Meme is so reluctant to change his players around.

http://prntscr.com/gaggiu

r8 my bet lads

>>77700056
every
commercial
break

Is there a sadder state of affairs than Joe Hart?

shit games lmao

>HOMO ALBION

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>>77700103
yes, crystal palace

FEAR

THE

SAMURAI

>Brighton

Low energy and sad

GET IN SHINJI KUN! If there is one thing ranieri did wrong it was playing sl*mani over okazaki.

Fuck sake Maty Ryan you fucking Abo cunt

anyone got a stream for soccer saturday xx

>>77700171
can't fucking find one anywhere

Based japs

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>I'm a good manager, honest

>>77700198
>no balcony to smoke spliffs on
dropeed

>We'll be free of Benders United after just one season

league closed due to AIDS

>>77700171
http://mamahd.in/sky-sports-news-live-stream-1.html

>>77700132
good post

>>77700198
not that good

>>77700219
They were never staying up.

They managed to choke the Championship title for crying out loud.

>>77700198
Need to move the furniture away from the window desu

>Tottenham choking their best chances at a title now the manchester clubs are stong again
Actually pathetic

>>77700064

For what purpose? Southampton haven't scored at home since April.

LEICESTER

LEICESTER

LEICESTER

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>yfw wolves and cardiff draw and sexy mick gets a cheeky win to go top

>>77700228
not working reee

>>77700252
City looked pretty shite last week

BHA gifted them the game

>West 'am
[angry londoners intensify]

>Fart

>Wet Sham
>Joe Shart

>>77700263
thats the only one i know mate sorry

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>>77700258
stupid sexy mick

>liverpool are shit at defending set pieces
>tomkins scores a lot of goals from set pieces
>i benched tomkins and put in mee instead on my fpl team

What did I mean by this?

>>77700287
is it working for you?

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>Mourinho said West Ham might challenge for the tite
Top banter

>>77699806
>>77699840
>>77700065
He's injured you tards

>>77700263
http://cricfree.sc/sky-sports-news-live-stream-

found a working one

>>77700309
injured defoe is better than fit afobe

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>>77700306
didnt they buy a whole new team, again?

>>77700258
0 (zero) fit cbs.
I want to believe, but come on

>inb4 Fulham draw again

>>77700314
IT'S WORKING
thanks mate i owe you a pint

>>77700252
>Tottenham are actually going to win the league at Wembley

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Title is coming back to (not greater) Manchester

>>77700306
it worked, now they're going to get relegated because of the mind games

Gabbiadini is BACK

>>77700331
nb man

>>77700330
it's fine, tom cairney is back in, if we make it to 90 and we're drawing he'll just cut inside onto his accurate left.

*posts a fox emoji*

>>77700325
May as well have, but still are shite defensively

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SOON INNIT ROBBIE BLUD

mad how hennessey is STILL starting for CP

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u fackin wot?

>>77700081
solid m8 gl

>>77700355
>Sessegnon playing forward on the wing
I'm okay with this

>>77700375
wenger out innit senpai

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>alex scott on FS

FOXKAZAKI does it again

>>77700383
>still starting for ....
nonce

>>77700383
>you now remember mandanda

Samurai>Goblin

>>77700393
well he can't do the defensive side of his job at full back so he was always going to pushed forward.

Millwall taking their 6th corner..

>>77700420
the pengest 'tub

>Vardy

>>77700420
I prefer comfy views to obscene gaudy wealth views

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>>77700420

>>77700413
Okazaky is the samurai, but who is the goblin?

>>77700420
This one cracks me up. Like you've got the best view, beautiful marble and then this tiny little bath. It's not opulent if you have your fucking knees sticking out the water.

CHIMPARITO

>piddlesborough

>>77700442
vardo

>>77700446
>not being a manlet

Got the ol' yankee candle burning, clutching a warm mug of tea watching the footy

u comfy?

>>77700470
drinking brandy and OJ whilst rolling a spliff

>>77700470
no we're losing to fucking lester

>>77700470
No, Middlesbrough are fucking my bet but if I remove them I only get 122 back instead of 1.4k

>>77700478

LMAO WEED

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>>77700487

>Bolton heading straight back down

Good

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>>77700470
i wish, it's already 94 outside and the house is too fucking loud

>>77700487
>being gay

VILLA
WE'RE GOING TO WIN A GAME

>tfw mexishits have been hyping up chichashit at wet spam

lel fucking faggots.

>>77700498
middlesbro are fucking me too m8, need them to score 2, they seem to be getting into the game a bit more now though so im hopeful

>>77700498
>>77700541
they were awful value away
shit cunts

>>77700539
Seriously think they might get relegated. Got lucky with antonio pulling in some goals at the start of last season

>>77700575
your face is awful

just received a text stating "pukka pukka sniff shout me"

Going to have a cup of tea and a twix

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>>77700470
>football
>coffee
>tunes
Pretty comfy 2bh

>>77700604
what are you waiting for lad? get a packet

>>77700592

Bilic will be gone soon if this keeps up, he is the main problem

>>77700626
let's see how the bets play out fitrst

>>77700632
I remember a Turk saying the same thing happened at Besiktas with him

Who would take over if he was sacked?

>>77700652
large samuel

>arnautovic

retard

>£24m signing gets sent off in game 2

can anyone find odds anywhere for Bilic to be the first manager sacked? can't find it on any of the main bookies

>yfw da foxes win da premiel eagle again

Get fucked West Ham

Sturidge looks fat

>>77700619
>tunes

tell me, are you the /mu/ browsing austrian I see every so often

>SCORES NOWT A SHIT

that's what you get for buying stoke players

>>77700652
Grandiose Sammy

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Arnautovic straight red

>>77700669
>>77700706
>thinking he would return after the way the fans abused him

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>>77700669
>West Ham is pleased to announce their new manager effective for the remainder of the 2017-2018 season, Louis Van Gaal! #WelkomLouis

>>77700690
i unironically know his cousin and she is fat haha

The absolute state of Arnautovic

>TWENTY FOUR MILLION POUNDS

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>>77700652
I wonder...

Where did all the money sky spent to fight streams really go

>>77700709
>implying he wouldn't love to rub it in their faces

anyone watching the west ham game? how is lemina?

hammers could be down to 8

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>>77700671
not watching the game...are they still playing him on the left side?

MICKED

>>77700652

literally anyone. He has been given funds for offensive talent, still sets up defensively even though the team cant defend

>>77700731
bankers bonuses

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>>77700713
>fee loss o fee

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>>77700731

illegal streams are so shit how do brits handle this every week

>arnautomong

Southampton dominating West Ham puts manure's result into perspective.

Colin Wanker's teams are always thuggish

tractor boys going up lads?

I love being a West Ham fan.

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>>77700755
?

>>77700735

black

>>77700770
Southampton dominated Swanshit as well but couldnt score

>>77700771
>bawwwww

>>77700743
It sounded like such a shit goal on the radio

>Hart

>>77700784
it's an abstract kind of jew

>wet spam way

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>Wet Spam

Does anyone else despise the culture of West Ham United?

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>>77700713

Whose worse, Frank De Boaer or Slaven Bilic

>Tadic actually converted a penalty
>Still nearly missed

>>77700770
Think it says more about West Ham themselves than their opponents.

>>77700829
yes

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>Astronautovic sent off
top lel

>>77700691
Yes (although I haven't really browsed /mu/ for some time)

>>77700783
they were doing so good too what went wrong

>>77700829
they literally copied villa's colours
their whole history is a fucking joke from the get go

>>77700829
>funny accent wanker lad is considered "culture"

>It's a John Gwynne report

>>77700829
Anyone who doesn't needs their head examined

wait southamptons manager is pellegrini? madness haha

>>77700761
dunno its fucking shit. Why don't they offer paid official livestreams? Makes no sense

>>77700829
>le stadium with a running track meme

>>77700854
>>77700854
didn't burnley copy their colors too?

>>77700873
efl have done that for most of its teams this season

Are the blades staying up?

>>77700829
PRREEEETTTYYYYYY BUBBLES IIIIINNNNN DAAAAAAAA AIIIIIIIIRRRRRRR.

>Liverpoo RB literally stood and watch CPs LW run into the box on his side and shoot
Are they constantly zonal marking

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>bet boths teams to score in LIV v CRY

worry

>>77700873
A few clubs are opening up on YouTube - primarily on Europa League nights.

>>77700886
yeah and scunthorpe too
villa are the originators (and just went 2-0 up)

>>77700894
There's easily three sides worse than them. They'll be pretty comfortable all things considered.

>>77700907
Defending is not part of heavy metal football.

west ham is going down lads

>>77700873
doesn't british law forbid it

how is john terry doing for villa?

BASED CHEECH

Bright Enobakhare wears really short shorts. Are there any other footballers who do this?

focusing on the Champions League la

>Villa 2-0 up

We love playing against Norwich

CHICHA

AND HERE COME THE MEXICANS

CHICARITO

>>77700908

livershit can't go for 90 minutes without conceding from a set-piece. and I expect they will probably score when kloop's nicotine withdrawal touchline antics pay off.

your money is safe my friend.

>>77700931
>(you)

CHICCY WHEETOS

There is so much money in the midtable yet their teams are always full of nobodies

>Conceding against 10 men

PELLEGRINO OUT

APOLOGIZE

Liverpool are going to finished 10th without Coutinho aren't they

>>77700952

CHICHARITO

>>77700977
coutinho is rubbish

Wonder if Burnley-WBA is full of the knuckledragger football we should be expecting from Ginger Mourinho v Welsh Mourinho.

>>77700977
>without Coutinho
where's he going?

and it's their awful defence and holding midfielder that's going to do them in

>>77699779
>I mean its Vice, they are shit, and lie, they reported recently on a woman using a fidget spinner to masturbate...

Link please lad fuck

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>>77700977
even with him their best will be 6th, klopp kills his players and he doesn't have the bench to play in 3 competitions

>>77699779
how was it mostly fabricated?

>>77701006
I've been watching it... it's surprisingly decent, although the best chances still come from corners

Holy fuck Luton

Only took a million chances to score

>>77701037
Me on the right.

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Halftime, lads.

controversial opinion: i like vice

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this is bet is looking good at half time
9 goals out of 14 and vitally no 0-0s at half time

good news the paid stream is finally working

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If you were in charge of West Ham who would you sign?

Who /halftime COD4 remastered/ here?

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>>77701083
they used to be good but then they started pumping out articles about how good it feels to be a slut etc.

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Australian TV literally has a TV station paid and sponsored by Vice

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some korean slag is dead opposite my apartment lads.

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sleg's

>>77701109
love a bit of sara

>>77701146
How died?

>>77701149
Some knockers but the rest of her ig is shit.

>>77701146
F

>>77701160

booze I think.

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>>77701146
rip in piece

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>>77701149

>>77701133
they do a lot of shitpost articles and such but I don't mind them because they have such a wide range of stuff.

>>77701133
you're just jealous

ManU have this in the bag, don't they?

>>77701172
Koreans and their fucking drink.

>>77701146
F

Big fan of the HT slegs.

>>77701182
We said the same about City last year.

t. Increasingly worried ABU/ABLiver

>>77701130

saw a pawg with an ass like this at the gym, wanted to chat her up so bad m8s

Klopp is shit by the way

>american streams

so fucking cringy

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>>77701146
F

Klopp literally the German Brendan Rogers

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>>77701199
Same

>>77701182
>Beat 2 relegation tier teams
>Have the title already
Wait until Man U play some other title contenders at least

>>77701218
Jeeeeesus

>>77701215
its cringeworthy

>>77701182
they're beating teams in the final 30 minutes, let's see if they can do that to top 6 teams

>>77701218
Nice nip slip there

>>77701200
I think they made some uncharacteristically smart decisions in the transfer period. We'll see how it plays out. There's always hope.

>>77701218
fake tits instant turn off

>final score
>a black man 'pundit'
>a black woman 'pundit'
>presented by a Welsh muslim called Mohammed

fuck bbc

2nd game into the season. sportsmania is fucked.

>tfw no gf
>tow tinder seems to have dried up completely over the last few weeks
>tow brother is getting married soon and parents want me to bring a girl along to the wedding

How do I get a slag lads?
Also, football.

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hi where are the slags

>>77701218
How much do you think it'd cost to pay a woman like this to step on your willy? More or less than 1 Paul Pogba?

>>77701284
>tfw tfw is autocorrected to tow

>>96

>>77701273
>implying you wouldn't want a titjob from her

BENTEKKE YESSSSS GET INNNN

>>77701284
>tow brother is getting married soon
oh god this is going to happen to me someday

>>77701284
stop using tinder and accept that you're going to die alone

FUCK OFF BLACKBURN
ONLY NEED BRADFORD FOR THE BET

>>77701284
Pretend to be gay.

>>77701275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MomkYgXPudw

>>77701314
What the fuck do I do

I'm not a sperg I just don't do the whole going out with girls thing

>>77701334
good post

>>77701286
peng
any more of this bint

walsall promotion push? west midlands on the fucking map

>>77701344
well if it was me id go on my own and inadvertently make a tit of myself at the reception

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So I just looked on flashscore and noticed this

>there is not even one team in england's top 5 tiers playing right now that has a 100% english line-up and bench

League 2 has a few with only british players, while the Conference has a trend of a token african in each team.

However, I couldnt find any where each player had the english flag next to his name.

>>77701385
not really surprised by that

BRENTFORD GETTING

MICKED
I
C
K
E
D

Cos we've got
JOEY GARNER
We've got
JOEY GARNER
We've got
JOEY GARNER
All the tiiiiiiiiime

Sexy Mick and his Rangers failures are going up!

>>77701385
rorke

God I love Mick

OUR ARRY

>>77701405
Me neither, not much point of an irish player playing for a mediocre domestic team when he could play in league 2 at a probably better level and make more money and exposure.

GAYS BTFO

Hull are dicks.

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BIG H

>HOMO ALBION

MAGUIRE

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1rmGPqbrvkYJN
second half stream lads

>>77701385
Not surprising.
It was weird last week when some commentators criticised Watford's lineup which had 7 or 8 nationalities, but didn't mention that Liverpool's had 10.

BIG HARRY

>WOLVES
>MUH CHINESE MEGABILLIONS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OFFICIAL: COLIN WANKER IS DOING IT AGAIN

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>"Mo-Sallah"

>the city of coventry

Well that goal sums up the last 3 years for us

>be liverpool
>biggest problem is beating lower teams than park the bus
>go into the next season with a worse team and play the same as you did the previous season against bus parking teams

>>77701456
>>77701482
he wasn't such a big guy for giroud

>>77701480
>thinking the pundits wouldn't be killed by the Scouse Mafia

Challobah left a shot because Arter shouted leave it KEEEEK

LCFC > LFC

Europa here we come.

>>77701493
I miss Balolelli in the PL desu