/mlb/ - PROMOTIONS EDITION

1st for kershaw a shit

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MARINERS!

>your favorite team
>last baseball game you went to
>what are you listening to

How do we stop the Dodgers?

>>77560266
The White Sox will stop them in a few days.

>>77560279
How?

Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for fans of other NL West teams

>>77560254
>reds
>went to a louisville bats game early july on the way to michigan for vacation, last MLB game I went to was a barves game in 2015
>The Hammer- Kublai Khan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GGMdMo61_o

I like the feminine bodies.

>>77560295
They'll be so embarrassed by losing to them that they withdraw from the playoffs

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RHYS HOSKINS

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Nats desu senpai

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>>77560203
>tfw fifth in wild card race
doesn't feel good
should I kms now or end of regular season?

>>77560254
white sox
5-4 loss, migo 4 er 6 ip I think, abreu 3R HR
MGR soundtrack (I'm my own master now)

Why do Dodger fans on reddit and facebook sound so jaded?

>>77560423
Because the ones here are all fake giants fans.

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>>77560423
I wonder why

>>77560423
they actually watched baseball back in 2001 and know that 112 wins means nothing

>>77560423
It's the Commiefornian way to be edgy by nature

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>>77560452
Yeah I think I'll just rock the non transparent one

>>77560266
they still have a team?

Why is John Lester so autistic?
>>77560254
Indians
I went to the watch party for game 5, or the last game I was at was versus the Tigers late in the year.
Jon Bois' chart party playlist

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SCOOTER LOVES TO HIT GRAND SLAMS, WTF

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find me a better 1-2 punch in baseball in the last 10 years (you can't)

(Kershaw & Greinke don't count lol)

>>77560631
>1-2 punch
>3 pitchers in the picture
see now i can't know if he's super shitposting or lightly kershawposting

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::pensive emoji face::

>>77560254
Mariners
Saw Ariel Miranda lose in Oakland a few months ago
My coworker yell at a client

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We are not worthy of this man.

http://thebiglead.com/2017/08/10/video-tim-tebow-blasts-home-run-after-shaking-autistic-fans-hand/

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ya'll think scotty braun is smashing that skinny bitch kelly nash? she probably looks awful naked i know MLB network pays her enough money for to re-do those tits

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>>77560746
What went wrong?

>>77560849
Male to female transition, nothing wrong with that. That's just the California way!

>>77560872
i bet you thought this was clever in your head BAKA, just don't reply lol

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>NL wild card race

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>AL wild card race

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Why is the AL so superior when it comes to playoff races, bros?

NL wild card will be more exciting in the end, one of the rockies and diamondbacks will experience a slow collapse ending on the last day of the season desu. AL wild card will be decided with a week+ to go somehow

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you know your team is absolute trash when you resort to AL vs NL teams
>let me talk about collective league dominance of the other 14 teams in my league rather than dominance of my (singular) team
can't make this shit up

>>77561052
The NLC will also come down to the wire while all three AL divisions are pretty much over already, can't seen anyone catching the indians, red sox or astros

>>77561021
Because the Yankees and Red Sox aren't as far along in building their team as the Dodgers, Astros, and Cubs. They'll get there eventually and you'll realize how inferior the playoff race actually is.

>>77561021
Ninny League can't develop teams right.

>>77561056
My team is trash (Reds) but I don't care about AL vs NL. If anything it indicates a significant degree of neckbeardery.

>>77561056
Dodgers=Entirety of the Ninny League
>can't win a playoff series not named Nats
Who would have thought?

Who'll win a pennant first: Dodgers or Padres?

Eduardo Nunez is a hall of famer and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it. Please don't pay attention to the games before his past 11 though, they don't mean anything.

>>77561098
How do you do it then? Like the Yankees? Like the White Sox are currently doing? Share us your wisdom.

>>77561115
They beat the fuck out of the Braves in 2013.

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Hey guys, we have this kid we called up. Is a first baseman
>Well, we have Tommy Joseph, a man with a sub .250 BA, and sub .750 OPS, we can't play the new kid at first
What do you me-
>I'll put him in left
But Pete, he's played the outfield 3 times since college
>So he's experienced? Wonderful!

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>>77561114
your team has to be a special kind of trash to deflect humiliation and failure from your team to begin to shitpost about NL vs AL lmao

>>77561143
>Doyer fans still have to make incredible leaps in logic to think that beating the shitty chokey braves was an accomplishment
It's been nearly half a decade, let it go man

>>77561056
>>77561114
another reds fag here, i'm the same way
no one should care about NL vs AL, unless it's the all-star game, i guess. and even then, not many care about that either.

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>>77561160
>>77561143
epic samefag lol

>>77561146
Pete, the Egghead Boy Wonder Klentak, and Macfail all need to be gone. Macfail already worked his wonders on the Orioles and now he's doing the same shit here.

How long until he posts solid 7s with cuckold filenames again?

>>77561218
I'll give Andy and Matt their 5 year plan, but only if they clean out the entire coaching staff this offseason

>>77561135
Having 15 carbon copies of the Dodgers playing in the same league.
>>77561165
It's only Doyerspics who really care about it desu. I just bring it up for bantz, Doyerspics get butthurt instantly over it

>>77561256
>It's only Doyerspics who really care about it desu. I just bring it up for bantz, Doyerspics get butthurt instantly over it
dodgers have the best record in baseball by a lot, why would they care about AL vs. NL???

>>77561276
Because they unironically think their entire team can beat a team filled with the AL's best.

Someone make a "muh imaginary rings" pic with a Dodgers fan in it instead of a Cuckboys

>>77561311
what AL team has beat the dodgers this year in a series?

>>77561326
>"muh imaginary rings"
>LA Dodgers literally have 5 rings, on their way to 6 this year

k.

>>77561331
Angels, at least if we're talking moral victories

>>77561339
How old were you in 1988?
>>77561331
The American League

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>The Mets could have gotten more back for Bruce if he was traded to the yankees
>mets blog saying this is bad because the mets would have had to pay $2 million more of Bruce's pay check
>If we sent Dude, Reed, or Bruce to the Yankees they could have won games
They could have also given us better than the absolute shit we got
>now we can spend the $10 mill we saved on a good defensive center fielder
We already have Lagares who is the best defensive OF in the game. And you know they aren't going to spend any fucking money on anything because despite being in NYC we have a retarded small market owner who refuses to let his GM trade to the Yankees


Only good thing is at least they didn't deal Harvey. Sure Harvey is shit now, but they wouldn't have gotten dick for him. At least this way there is the option of getting a draft pick or good prospect if he pitches well next year.

LMAO these fucking little milquetoast cucks have already lost the argument when the Dodgers have a winning record against the AL this year.

Dodgers fan since 1987, I watched the 1988 World Series from my crib. It was a sound memory none of your pussy faggots will ever experience.

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imagine being so psychologically dominated by the ghost of Daddy Greinke that you begin to shitpost on his behalf for FREE.

what a time to be alive

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>mfw NL East

>>77561417
Except I'm not him, fuckin faggot. Your obsession with "tripfags" is what's wrong with the majority of the userbase in this general. We're fucking legends and royalty here. Everyone looks up to us.

>>77561433
The Dodgers choke in the playoffs

>>77561446
And they're the overwhelming favorite to win this year's title. YOU MAD PUSSY BOY

Please post yfw the Cubs absolutely save /mlb/ by eliminating the Dodgers once again lmao. We will be your saviors.

>>77561452
The Dodgers choke in the playoffs

>>77561454
This year's NLCS should determine who the real alpha of the MLB is. Deal?

The Dodgers choke in the playoffs

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>>77561454
>eliminating anyone when you don't even make the playoffs

>>77561468
The Dodgers choke in the playoffs

>>77561468
>1 team has won a ring the past year
>The other hasn't
If that doesn't prove who's more alpha, I don't know what does lmao

>>77561478
The Rockies are a milquetoast team who won't sniff any postseason so as long as they keep Arenado on their team. Better yet, he's a definite to come West to win a ring as part of the next dynasty in baseball. Get some, fuckin pussy faggot.

>>77561503
DG chokes on urine

>>77561492
Nah, we got it this year. You'll give us a good fight though. I respect the Cubs for at least keeping a steady product on the field. Nothing at all what San FUCKcisco or the New York Medical Center has.

Lmao this faggot seriously just learned the word milquetoast studying for his SAT coming up next week, so he has to post it on the board. Log off.

>>77561516
Who's DG? A dilapidated growth on your puzzy's foreskin, fucking milquetoast pussy?

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>>77561526

>>77561526
Lmao, keep telling yourself that faggot.

wtf mo'Lester isn't so bad anymore

>>77561546
How many times were you dropped on the head as a kid?

When did mo'lester get the new trip

>>77561604
lmao look at this little milquetoast kid even trying with this white noise shyt.

>>77561503
The Dodgers choke in the playoffs

>>77560872
>Male to female transition, nothing wrong with that.


Any players have had that done?

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>>77561625

>>77561625
2017 World Series winner. 139-32, keep trying, motherfucker.

>>77561622
Lmao he isn't me, he's some underage faggot who started studying for the SAT this week, and learned a new vocabulary word that he keeps spamming on here.

>>77561679
I ain't underage, faggot. I'm 30 years old and I'm an employee at a Fortune 500 company and I'm also a male model. Definitely leagues above everyone here, L M A O

Memes aside when will they make a new women's baseball league? Softball is okay but they wear long pants and show no skin

>>77561710
>I'm an employee at a Fortune 500 company
Working at McDonald's isn't impressive bruh lmao

>>77561713
If you want to watch feminine sports just watch MLS

Responding to yourself is pathetic mo'lester

>>77561764
I don't want to watch feminine sports. I want to watch feminine people play sports, particularly baseball, because baseball is the best sport

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>>77560354
>not trading ervin roidtana three months ago

Pirates beat Detroit 3 out of 4
Maybe we can finally stop being shit against sub-.500 teams

>>77561801
Ni66a, you fags have wasted away Cutch, and you refused to trade him to a good team. kys lmao

>>77561713
watch womens softball in japan, its hyper sexualized

Why is everyone obsessed with the Dodgers?

>>77561256
>Having 15 carbon copies of the Dodgers playing in the same league
So you mean that you need to be a contending team with young stars, a top farm system, and money ready to supplement all of that. The closes to that are the Yankees and Red Sox. Only difference is that those 2 teams aren't completely there yet.

>>77561662
More like this decade's 2001 Mariners.

>>77561764
>If you want to watch feminine sports just watch MLS

Have there been any feminine players in MLB?

>>77561853
>Why are autistic Dodgers fans so obsessed with the Dodgers?

FTFY

>>77561331
Dodgers are 12-3 vs the AL this year. The NL is better vs the Dodgers than the AL.

NL > AL

>>77561865
Bryce Harper

>>77560974
If you want a race to watch in the NL, just follow the comedy central division race. Even the 4th place Pirates are 3.5 back from first.

>>77561885
Lmao but that doesn't mean shit faggot. We will have the division handedly.

Top 10 qualifying position players in fWAR:

1. Aaron Judge
2. Jose Altuve
3. Paul Goldschmidt
4. Anthony Rendon
5. Bryce Harper
6. Corey Seager
7. Justin Turner
8. Andrelton Simmons
9. Joey Votto
10. Charlie Blackmon

NL count: 7/10

Is there any argument that the NL is worse than the AL?

>>77561880
Woke
>>77561859
Except they'll win 119 and win it all. Digits confirm.

>>77561978
>WAR babbies

>>77562003
Broke: WAR, Meme Hard Stats
Woke: JAWS

>>77562003
>If I meme arrow and call him a name, maybe it'll look like he's wrong!

AL MVP: Jose Altuve
NL MVP: Paul Goldschmidt
AL CYA: Chris Sale
NL CYA: Max Scherzer
AL ROTY: Aaron Judge
NL ROTY: Cody Bellinger
AL MOTY: Mike Scioscia
NL MOTY: Craig Counsell
Executive of the Year: David Stearns

>>77562072
AL MVP: Mike Trout
NL MVP: Bryce Harper

>>77562072
Literally not one thing about this post is correct

>>77562072
>those CYA
>that AL ROTY the way this second half has started
>giving NL ROTY to a sub .270 hitter (b-but he hits le homers)
>that AL MOTY EVER
>NL MOTY anything other than bud black

>>77562151
muh freeland

AL MVP: Mike Trout
NL MVP: Paul Goldschmidt
AL CYA: Chris Sale
NL CYA: Robbie Ray
AL ROTY: Jacob Faria
NL ROTY: Cody Bellinger
AL MOTY: Mike Scoscia
NL MOTY: Bud Black
Executive of the Year: Billy Eppler

>>77562134
His ROTY winners are obviously correct. Even if Aaron Judge struck out in every single at bat between now and the end of the year he would definitely still win ROTY.

His Cy Young winners are almost definitely correct as well. Chris Sale is obviously going to win AL. deGrom or Greinke are really the only other competitors, both of whom would have to go on a monster tear and get serious run support for the rest of the year. Even then deGrom probably has no chance because the mets won't make the playoffs.

>>77562072
There is literally nothing Goldschmidt is better than Votto at other than record.

>>77561156
160 people have

>>77562226
>robbie ray

>>77562262
Kershaw still has a chance due to all star break, and Scherzer essentially missing a start due to his neck. The innings pitch isn't hugely in Max's favor to put Kershaw out of the race. Max is likely to win though.

>>77562277
2017 JAWS leader in pitching.

>>77562272
baserunning and defense

>>77562309
This. Also Goldschmidt can still finish with a higher OPS which would seal the deal in that debate

>>77562288
He didn't win last year when he obviously deserved to win. This year even though the injury is shorter, he doesn't obviously deserve to win, so I doubt the voters will suddenly become more peripheral based

AL MVP: Andrelton Simmons
NL MVP: Paul Goldschmidt
AL CYA: Chris Sale
NL CYA: Max Scherzer
AL ROTY: Aaron Judge
NL ROTY: Cody Bellinger
AL MOTY: Mike Scoscia
NL MOTY: Bud Black
Executive of the Year: Dave Dombrowski

>>77562309
Baserunning yes obviously, but according to UZR their defense is about equal this year

>>77562350
Last year Scherzer had 75 more innings pitched. Right now the difference is 12 innings pitched and Kersh is going to throw a bullpen session tomorrow. It's not the same situation. Yeah Kersh was much better, but he didn't qualify in stats with only 149 inning pitched. He's already at 141 innings with like 1.5 months left to play.

>>77562395
>Executive of the Year: Dave Dombrowski

LOL

>>77562431
Acquired Chris Sale, fleeced the Whos with the biggest bust in baseball history. He's a genius.

>>77562431
It's obviously going to Rick hahn

>>77562481
This

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>>77562464
>fleeced the Whos with the biggest bust in baseball history.
And don't forget Kopech, who will literally be Chris Sale: Righty Edition

>>77561433
Imagine being this much of a faggot

>>77562464
No he's not. Moncada being a bust still meant he was the #1 prospect. When you have a #1 prospect, shit is easy for the GM to get a great return.

Plus he still gave away one of the best pitching prospects in Kopech.

Can anyone tell me who chokes in the playoffs?

>>77562634
Red sox

>>77562634
Rockies

>>77562634
Dodgers and Nats obviously choke. Rockies obviously lose the WC game, Dbacks lose the next round but that's not really choking. AL is much more competitive, it'll be Cubs vs whoever

>>77562634
Rockies, Diamondbacks, Nationals, and Brewers

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It's pretty remarkable how close votto and gold are this year. Votto is a badass for still putting up great numbers when it doesn't mean anything. He's on a piece of shit team that isn't going anywhere, and he's paid big until 2024.

>>77561826
Post proof

>>77562665
>Dodgers
>being this new

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>>77562687
Oh so this is your first season watching baseball then?

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If you have one of these pitching prospects, consider your club lucky

>forrest whitley
>aj puk
>michael kopech
>walker buehler
>brent honeywell

AL
1. Astros
2. Yankees
3. Indians
4. Red Sox
5. Rangers

NL
1. Dodgers
2. Nationals
3. Cardinals
4. Diamondbacks
5. Rockies

Rangers over Red Sox
Diamondbacks over Rockies

Astros over Rangers
Yankees over Indians
Dodgers over Diamondbacks
Cardinals over Nationals

Yankees over Astros
Dodgers over Cardinals

Dodgers over Yankees

>>77562734
Replace Rangers with Angels and this exactly is what is going to happen.

>>77562734
>no Angels

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>>77562718
They will all bust, meanwhile some random Mets prospects will turn into a monsters like usual. Then their arms will all fall of and the cycle repeats.

>moncada and anderson looking good recently
are we going to make it bros?

>>77562734
>Angels over Rangers
You're new, aren't cha?

>>77562714
Been watching since 1988, this team is better than the 1981 Fernandomania team

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>>77562718
>tfw you have 3 on the list

>>77562784
I have no faith in Timmy, but Moncada will be fine.

>>77562867
I'm the opposite. Anderson showed he can really be special last year, he's just having a sophomore slump. Bustcada on the other hand is a lost cause. We got played by Daddy Dave's dirty tricks into selling Sale, and now we're accustomed to Artcada's shitty bat and glove.

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>>77562784
I still have faith that he can be a good fielder at least.
http://www.csnchicago.com/chicago-white-sox/help-counseling-allowing-numbness-go-away-grieving-tim-anderson

>>77562888
I wonder who could be behind this post

>>77562888
>>77562867
keep the faith in timmay

http://www.csnchicago.com/chicago-white-sox/help-counseling-allowing-numbness-go-away-grieving-tim-anderson

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Rate my newest purchase.

>>77562921
asshurt about the whos/10

>>77562921
Is that his nickname weekend jersey?

>>77562921

lol replica

>>77561165
The autistic Injun fans were screaming MUH NINNY LEAGUE all over the gamethreads when they played the Reds.

>>77562915
Not like >we expected Tim Anderson to be anything but elite, desu. It's Bustcada's shitty bat and glove that reflects the ineptness of how this team is run. In a few years you know I'll be right when Bustcada can't even get above .200 for his career average. Just fucking wait.

>>77562665
>Cubs
>WS

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>>77562940
>>77562888
amazing false flag and/or kenwo

>not already buying a yoyo jersey

>the Dodgers haven't even won 3 fucking games in the NLCS since they last won a world Series

>>77562955
>amazing false flag
it's not amazing if it's obvious, in fact it's the opposite

>>77562915
>go-away-grieving-tim-anderson

>>77562955
I've been here since 2012, just laughing hopelessly over this team, whereas you are just buying into Jewry's meme of "prospects" who can't get above .200 for their career. You know I'll be right in the end though. Jewry's tactic for this ballclub is art. Similar with the Bulls. You're either a casual fan or someone who's simply blind about how inept this team has been for this entire decade.

>>77562915
>>77562894
csnmind

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You may only reply to this post if your team is severely underperforming

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Anyone else enjoy seeing the Royals getting their shit pushed in by the Cards?
>we sweep tonight

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>>77562894
>>77562915
The problem is that he wasn't doing great before that shooting either. His judgment of the strike zone is flat out terrible, and the glasses haven't helped.

>>77562991
Remember when they broadcasted that pic on local news?

>>77562987
>I've been here since 2012
Ok

>>77562992
yes but not enough of a card fanbase here

>>77562987
Stuff like that and Jewry Jewsdorf prove why Hitler was right

God the bulls don't even look recognizable anymore and is probably a better candidate for boycotting this season than actually watching

Fuck you Jewry

>woe is me is back
I thought he killed himself. Or maybe he's just a consciousness of >us

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>>77563004
ikr. Even the fucking Reds have fans here. I don't think they exist in real life

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>>77562987
I've been here since 08 still remembering the days of TCQ and Getz and danks and Floyd and so on so forth.

I've been watching KWs halfassed retools and washed up FAs for so long that this new rebuild under Hahn at least offers something new to hope for and if you can't see that then its you who's the bad fan.

>>77563002
Tell me, where were you on the gamethreads in 2012 and 2013? Did you get to witness this art project? No, fuck you and fuck this team. You're no worse than Dodgers lifelongs.

>>77563036
He's responding to himself too
What a faggot

>>77563049
There's plenty of us Reds fans all over Ohio and Kentucky, we just refuse to go to the games because we're not gonna support this dogshit management.

>>77563052

ahh 2008, what a time to be alive. we got to see john danks last well pitched game.

>>77563052
Kenny and Hahn will literally spend for Arrieta this offseason. It's destined to happen.

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Nats

>>77563058
Posting in them
Yes
Stop watching if you hate the team so much

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>Anyone but the Cubs will win the Central

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>The Cubs are a good team

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>>77563075
in 2008 I went to a game with some friends after class, cause the class got off at 6 we got there a bit late walking across the Dan Ryan via 35th. by the time we got to our seats it was already 0-5 in the second inning. Danks was pitching.

thanks danks...

>>77563093
>winning the shittiest division in baseball
Do you want a cookie, faggot?

>>77563118
lol I'm just saying they are gonna win the division

>>77563129
That's not really a controversial statement.

>>77563115
I miss the days when Danks was our worst pitcher and not Shields, Holland, Pelfrey, and Holmberg.

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Will we ever see a "Blackout game" in our lives again bros?

>>77562987
When did you have that many top 100 prospects?

>>77560254
Mets
Went to some yankees giants games last year where I had tickets. Got to see bumgarner lose before he mauled the mets in October
Reso-Pulse code EP

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>>77563171
>look at this pic and can instantly identify thorny warming up in the bullpen

;_;

Insane to think this was nearly 10 years ago now. I was still just a freshman at uni back then. Jesus. How far everything's come... I hope against all hope that the rebuild pans out and we can have these feels of a competitive exciting team again. No more dour. please.

The Dodgers and Nationals choke in the playoffs

>>77563250
Does it count as choking when the playoffs are a crapshoot?

>>77563250
>the most likely scenario for NLCS
>choking
Rockies """lifelongs""" are the most milquetoast yet.

The Dodgers choke in the playoffs

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We can't stop them bros....

>>77563515
I know, the dodgers suck
No need to cry about it

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WE CAN'T STOP THE DODGERS BROS

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Mets are calling up Dom Smith tomorrow
Watch as Terry tries not to play him

>>77563531
The only thing you won't be able to stop is your urine because you'll piss yourself laughing seeing the Dodgers choking yet again.

The

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>>77563556
>urine

>>77563573
Fact

Dodgers

THey're laughing at us bros

Can this fucking wojak shut the fuck up. WE KNOW THE DODGERS HAVE A GOOD RECORD. THEYLL BE STOPPED.

>>77560254

resd
corbin v. bailey @ chase
my unbelievably loud AC unit

choke

>>77563550
Someone on twitter described as a fat james loney

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>>77562992
no

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>>77563650
More like a nigger Keith

>>77563650
He is a good defender who hits for average but isn't projected for a lot of homers so that sounds accurate

>>77560254
Rookies
first game of Rockies v White Sox series before all star break
The hum of the water heater

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>Be me, an hour ago
>listening to WFAN sports talk radio in NYC
>Mets fans calling in and complaining
>They are angry the Mets didn't get a blue chip prospect for Jay Bruce
>Jay Bruce cleared waivers only days earlier
>Any team could have had him for "free" and none took him
>Mets fans want a blue chip prospect for him

Maybe the Mets are perennial losers because their fans are perennial idiots.

>>77563725
Id be pissed that my home run leader was traded to the Indians for a fucking reliever in the future that could be another robles

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>>77563748
>piss

>>77563725
A. It was revocable Waivers, meaning Mets could have pulled him back and forced the team to trade

B. Yankees offered a better offer than the absolute trash we got for Dude, Bruce, and Reed but the Wilpons refuse to trade with the Yankees because >muh what if a player helps them win

C. We could have gotten better shit if we picked up any of their pay checks, but we refused to take any of Duda, Bruce, or Reid's salaries because the Wilpons are jews who want to save Money.


D. We could have fucking offered Bruce and Duda qualifying offers and gotten better draft picks than the fucking shit prospects, but that would have cost the Wilpons $10,000,000 plus the risk that one of them would have taken the qualifying offer

>>77563762
>>77563583
You're a jew.

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>>77563775

>>77563725

you're thinking of the other variety of waiver, my dude

(but your outrage is still correct)

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>>77563765
We need a fucking cleaning. New ownership and managing. Remove Collins and warthen, but keep long. I'm still upset at how little we got for duda, reed and bruce. It's not even good stuff, but mediocrity that'll just be trade bait

>>77563804
Collins is gone after this year. He is in the last year of his contract and no one has talked about getting another year.

We also need to do something about third base because Wright is dead.

Why do shitty irrelevant teams like the Mariners, White Sox, Rockies, and Mets have so many fans here?

>>77563748
Yeah, but that money free'd up could land you another free agent that fills up another need if Dominic Smith produces well. Then again, his contract was only there for another season so it's not like it's some huge contract free'd up.

>>77563840
Why does it bother you?

>>77563840
ur mom lol

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>you will never grow up in 1950's New York
>you will never go to Giants/Dodgers games at the Polo Grounds and Ebbets Field
>you will never experience the 50's Yankees/Dodgers World Series rivalry
>you will never argue over Mantle/Mays/Snider with your friends and neighbors
>you will never be at the center of the baseball world during a golden age of baseball and America when baseball was the nations's sport

Feels bad man

>>77563840
Also wondering this. Five-star post.

>>77563840
Loyalty

>>77563822
Third base is interesting, but there should be a trade to make with the rags for gallo. If not, then there's almost no hope. I want to have a great third basemen, not Reyes/assdribble sharing the spot and constantly fucking up. Collins I liked, but he either fucks this team up or gets a lucky win when he could be fired

>>77563840
autism

>>77563840
>Irrelevant teams
>Mets
>Rockies

You'd like to see more Yankees fans?

>>77563850
The team is still paying bonilla 1 million a fucking year.

>>77563868
you mean autism

>>77562687
>>77562714
i think he's calling him new bc >>77562665 called the doyers the dodgers

>>77563840
...sincerely, lifelong fan of the Cubs, Warriors, and Patriots

>>77563896
Following your favorite team is so autistic! xDD
Am I fitting in yet lmao!

>>77563840
Mariners fans bring Reddit with them which is doubly insulting. Enough with these milquetoast fucks.

>>77563840
It's much better to see healthy fanbases for bad teams than healthy fanbases for good teams, it means you can have lasting discussions with people that really know about their teams.

>>77563856
Pretty clear that Mays>Mantle>Snoidah

>>77563913
It is if they're shitty and irrelevant you autist.

>>77563931
But why

>>77560254
>red sox
>Cuckees vs Blow Gays at Bankee Stadium
>watching the Bartman documentary

>>77563925
Mariners fans here at least aren't reddit, unlike a certain team in california that's in blue and plays in one of the "best" stadiums in baseball

Why are Mariners, White Sox, and Mets fans literally the best fans in /mlb/?

>>77563927
>lasting discussion

>memeiners
>Reddit Reddit Reddit
>whos
>muh prospects and literally whos
>mets
>muh delusions
>rockies
>muh dodgers hate

>>77563944
Because there's actual conversation between us and how shitty we are, and can actually have fun with our teams. Mets sure as hell may not be great, but I'll stick with them, even when they're going to tank for the next month and a half

>>77563943
>Mariners fans here at least aren't reddit
Please don't disagree with facts, it makes you look stupid.

>>77562937
they split the series lol, probably woulda won it if they hadn't postponed the last game, Resd were playing a lot better around that time than they are now

>>77563950
>rockies
>muh dodgers hate
Uhhhhhhhhhhh

>>77563960
What exactly makes them reddit and not the dodgers/Giants? And saying that they play in Seattle is not a valid argument

>>77563840
Don't worry about it, I plan on making a general EXCLUDING irrelevant teams where they won't be allowed to post. I am making /mlb/ great again. No fucking Memeiners Whos Rookies or Mest faggots are going to post in it at all. Give me some more teams for /mlb/ to blacklist. Fire away.

>>77563969
mo'lester should be banned

>>77563969
Get rid of dodgersposting. Sure clogs up these threads. Same for cubs and yankee fans

>>77562992
resd fag pulling for st louis to keep surging and cuck the cusb out of a playoff spot, keep 'er goin

>>77563960
Don't worry. I plan on killing his family some day. You'll be thanking me later. All Memeiners faggots should be skinned alive and their whole families killed by a pack of wolves.

>>77563984

> resd fag pulling for st louis

don't you ever do this

>>77563928
Correct, but during the 50's when all three teams were in New York it wasn't as clear cut. Mantle and Snider were beasts in the early/mid 50's before injuries. Mays was also great in the 50's but actually hit his peak in San Francisco

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>>77563969
Good luck with that

Do the Minors use the same juiced balls as the bigs?

mest-lillies
>>77564007
>>77564007
>>77564007

>>77564005
Oh I'll be saving this general all right. I got every last person except YOU on my side. Now gas yourself fuckin puzzy azz bitch.

>>77564003
>>>/r/eddit
>>>/out/

>>77564009
check HR trends in AAA and AA over the past few months/years

>>77564023
Nice white noise self-projection. You really are making a perfect candidate for gassing. Get the fuck out of this general now. Your time is coming, fucking milquetoast puzzy azz bitch.

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>>77564036

>>77564036
i really hope you understand just how painfully unfunny your shitposting is

>>77564055
Everyone here fucking loves it and you know it. Don't reply back, fucker.

>>77564067
gee, where have i seen this pattern of behavior before...

Are the people who complain about """"""irrelevant""""" teams' fans posting here the most autistic of all?

>>77564067
The Dodgers choke in the playoffs

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>>77564067
Did you take your daily dose today?

>>77564073
You're the milquetoast one. Why don't you just stop posting like the milquetoast little reddit bitch boy you are? It will do us all here a favor when we're all laughing at the day we permanently ban irrelevant teams from posting here. Better yet, why don't you just gas yourselves and make our job easier?

>>77564097
>permaban irrelevant team fans
>he actually wants lifelong craig Biggio flooding the place

>>77564097
i wouldn't complain if you'd just come up with some new material. this shit is tumblr bad

>>77563991
i can't help myself, i hate the cubs more than anything, if my team can't cuck them, i'm gonna pull for whoever can

>>77564079
No, we're perfectly sane. The fact that you support a shitty irrelevant team means you need to reconsider your existence and actually get on our level, faggot. Gas yourself.
>>77564083
They're the overwhelming favorite to win the 2017 World Series. I thought we went over this before, now did we?
>>77564094
Did YOU take your daily dose today, milquetoast little insect?

>>77564097
Guess we should settle for endless dodgers cock sucking, am I right?

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Look if we're going to have a broship (is that what this faggot wants with his new general?), then the Mariners and Dodgers are sticking together.

>Seager bros
>Asians
>Both hate Angels

>>77564108
They're a good team, now what's your shitty irrelevant milquetoast team, faggot? Besides, our new general will be mainly Dodger fans. Score one for /mlb/!
>>77564109
White noise self-projection. Next.

>>77564108
>talking about banning irrelevant teams
>brings up the lastros as a mainstay

>>77564112

alright, i can get behind hate. i do remember visiting wrigley a few years ago and hearing all the cub fans say "go reds" back when we were still decent

>>77564124
Absolutely. Hasn't this general been a hotspot for RELEVANT (keyword: teams who actually deserve existence) teams? I hope your team gets wiped off the map. It will make us ALL here happy except for milquetoast faggots. Get good, fucker.

>>77564152
The Dodgers choke in the playoffs

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makes you wonder what this individual's real-life situation is

must be pretty fucked up

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>>77564152

I laugh every time I see a post with the word "milquetoast" in it.

>>77564163
Fortune 500 Employee and Male Model. You're a milquetoast little shit who should be erased from Earth thinking he's a level above me L M A O
>>77564158
2017 World Series Champions right now. What now?

All posts with the name "Jaws Jawesome !!j1DUrVvYDTe" are bait posts, and you should feel bad if you responded to them.

>>77564181
no, you don't. nobody does and nobody ever has

>>77564184
Fuck off. He's saving /mlb/. You have to go back.

The post numbered 77564201 is bait. Do not respond to it.

>>77564181
Maybe because you like to laugh at yourself for being a pathetic little milquetoast Reddit cuckold?

>>77564184
i still wish a mod would just give him the /sp/ hammer, the "unnecessarily hostile fan" schtick is so tired and contributes nothing

>>77564219
The post numbered 77564219 is milquetoast. Step on it and laugh.

>>77564184
Filtering trips was one of the best decisions I've ever made.

>>77561710
>I'm 30 years old
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/77457835/#q77477594
>I'm Gen X, faggot. Born in 1980.
mo'lester try to keep your lies in order

Why do relevant teams like the Dodgers have so many fans here?

>>77564266
Most of them aren't Dodger fans. Compare shitposting here to Dodger game threads.

>>77564266
So many shitty fans here*

>>77564149
the only two teams i really hate are the cubs and the red sox; cubs because their fans are easily the worst, even after not winning for 108 years. red sox bc their bandwagon after '04 eries win was ridiculous, at least here in alabama/tennessee. i don't even hate the yankees anymore, because those two other teams have spent all of my hatred.

>>77564289
Cards?