/mlb/ general - WOMANLY edition

>luckswing

kys retard. sage.

Gril

>>77468478
>tfw love white thicc softball girls

>>77472866
I sympathize with this feel.

>>77472866
mfw my gf is white blue eyed blonde hair thicc softball girl :')

>>77473581
I probably BLACKED her already once

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>>77476200
Maybe

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>White Sox 3-17 in last 20 games

>>77482793
You're tanking for the Future. It's rough but it will be worth it

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> Dom Smith getting called up very soon

Well now this thread just feels silly.

>>77472866
wew my man.

u got my attention

Well aren't you going to post more OP?

>Despite the sport's name, softballs are not especially soft.

Are Americans really that retarded?

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Is throw underhand actually a sport?

Also, post your best softball qts.

Grils

Lads, who /minorleaguebaseball/ here?

>>77503627
anyone who doesn't live in a major city?

As a mariners fan should I be happy about this?

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Orange Ducks hit back to back to back off Tigers in 1st inning

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remember Melissa the first female player to be eligible to sign with a major league team ?

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And the tank rolls on

>>77468478

MIL: Domingo Santana exits after HBP on hand
SEA: Mariners acquire Yonder Alonso from the A's
CWS: Avisail Garcia (thumb) could return Tuesday
MIN: Miguel Sano (hand) out again on Sunday
STL: Adam Wainwright activated from disabled list
KC: Salvador Perez (intercostal) placed on DL
CIN: Zack Cozart returns from disabled list
MIL: Travis Shaw (neck) not in Sunday's lineup
NYY: Yankees place Matt Holliday (back) on DL
CLE: Jason Kipnis activated from disabled list
TOR: Goins plates go-ahead run in 10th inning
ATL: Freeman homers, drives in four in Braves win

>>77507080
>>77507080
>>77507080
Nats/Cubs
>>77507080
>>77507080
>>77507080

>>77498448
Fun fact, softball girls who wear bows or ribbons in their hair braid are straight. Those without are lesbian as fuck.

>>77507072
Tribalism and civilization aren't the same thing. Even though we are a very civilized world, we still fight one another over petty things such as money, oil, race, religion, and lines on a map. To change these is to fundamentally change how the human brain works, which isn't possible. That's the same problem communism ran into. You needed people to NOT want to climb any societal ladders and make their lives better, yet still want to be creative and innovate/invent new technologies.

While you may feel that race is only skin deep, science, and human nature prove that it isn't. It's a very important thing to know, and this tribal difference makes sense of the idea that both White Flight AND Gentrification are considered bad

>>77507123
proofs

jays stros

>>77506851

>>77507123
>lesbian as fuck.

The most retarded phrasing.

>>77507206
I dunno, I think we'd all enjoy a lesbian ass fuck.

The fake femme porno-lesbians, not actual lesbians, obv.

>literally the day after I purchase an Oakland Athletics "PTBNL ??" custom jersey from China, they trade their All-Star away

It's like clockwork

>hawk harrelson says he will never go back to Wrigley
http://chicago.suntimes.com/sports/no-cubs-no-harrelson-says-hell-never-go-back-to-wrigley/
What is the purpose of this?

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>>77507206
Thank you

>>77507160
My gf played softball for years. Forgetting your bow means you'll get hit on by chicks left and right

>>77507366
I am definitely leaving my bow at home today then

>>77507277
It doesn't matter if they have an all-star, they're still Oakland, be reasonable.

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WE STILL HAVEN'T FUCKED IT UP, GUISE

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>>77507366
WHO

WHO DOESNT WANT TO WEAR THE RIBBON

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>Look at WAR leaderboards
>Anthony Rendon is leading the NL in WAR

How did this happen and why is nobody talking about it?

>>77507366
so literally >conditions i deem fair

>>77507481
>babbyWAR

Has Bruce Hooper been EXPOSED?

the fucker can't lay off the low curve that bounces in front of the plate

if I had a fucking penny every time some pseudo-intellectual retard gave me his super radical yet totally unoriginal, mucked up, churned out piece of hysterical alt-right bullshit he copied straight from his echo chamber and shat out on a fucking sports board, I would still kill myself despite my immeasurable wealth

sad faggots sit in their basements and draw the world around them with their coveted race at the top. and what else are they gonna do? stew in their mediocrity while successful people do things? existentialism is a horrible disease, good thing you're white though lmao

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>>77498448
OH MY GOD!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! OOOOHHH MYYYYYY GOOOODDDD!!!!!!!!!!!

MMMMMOOOOOOOORRRRREEEEEE!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEHHHHHAAWWWW~~~!!!!

what a gay thread

>>77507561
Imagine being this reddit.

>>77507277
>he has to remind his internet friends every day he willingly spent money on a shirt that isn't witty or funny at all.

>the first openly black player played for Toledo, an Ohio team
>the first American Indian player played for Cleveland, an Ohio team
Really scratches my scritches

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Find a blacker player in League History.
Protip: You can't.

>>77507902
ALso the first black American league player played for Cleveland.

>>77507800
its witty and funny as fuck. when i told my mom she said "oh anon you have always been so witty and funny"

>>77507943
Also first black manager managed the Indians. Man, this team is so racist

Camden Yards is a joke

>>77506888
what happened?

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THE SHITTY OF SHITCINNATI

>Anibal

>5 home runs in 4 innings

Remember when Anibal Sanchez was good?

>>77497449
>Rockies "true ace" has a career ERA over 5.00
>and cock cancer

kek

>>77483002
Tebow WHEN?

>>77507902
>the first openly black player
You mean the black players before him kept it hidden?

>>77508536
You're back? I thought you fucked off when the Orioles revealed their true talent.

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what did the royals mean by this and the 3 run hr that followed this?

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>>77508072
don't know lad i'm ignorant in bayse-ball

>>77508379
that comment was kind of tongue and cheek but he's still a good pitcher, ERA is generally a misleading stat for rockies pitchers not to mention giving up 2 or fewer runs is essentially an ace level start for COORS

>>77508545
they claimed to be Cuban and spoke gibberish

>>77508594
They meant that they are true contenders, and should further trade away their farm for a playoff run.

>>77508571
Lol. The Orioles are the best team in baseball newfriend

>>77508621
>Best team in baseball
>Second to last in the AL East
What a strange standard to have.

>>77508695
You seem upset

>>77508750
I just like facts and truthfulness.

>>77508795
So upset

>>77508795
So mad. So sad

Score a fucking run you stupid ass fucking Rays fuck fuck fuck

>>77508545
There was one guy who was light skinned and pretended to be white.

>stranding like 14 baserunners

Mike Trout

losedians are finished

>>77509455
>Hurr durr durr you guys are finished!!!11!!11!!
>We'll completely disregard that you guys are playing the hottest offense in all of baseball
You guys are so fucking obsessed with us, it's pathetic.

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>>77509231
Worried?

>>77509538
Yes why do you ask?

Fuck you Longoria you walking piece of shit fuck you

>>77498336
Softer than a baseball

hi friends

are rockies gonna win?

thanks

>>77509700
>cucklorado cockrings
>winning

>>77509700
against the phillies its definitely possible

ARI Diamondbacks vs SF Giants (#3 of 3)

4:05 PM ET | 1:05 PM PT

>>77509575
>>77509575
>>77509575

>>77509455
>offenses never have bad games lol
>xD lets go Dodgers11!

>>77509868
but the Dodgers offense doesn't have bad games lol

>Rays actually got out of it

HOLY FUCK COULD THEY WIN IT????????

>>77509907
Nope.

>Raze

THEY WALKED IT OFF THE FUCKING MADMEN

>>77510030
Are The Colorado Rocky Mountains fans this insecure about keeping the wildcard spot?

>>77506888
What's going on with that, desu. Most vids about her are from like 2015

>rags

>>77510064
it's good to be worried that Bud Black could blow it considering he's already done it twice

lol nice to have that dummy kipnis back, the freakin bum

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no windians

>tfw have to face Bauer and Klubot in Cleveland

i-im not worried

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Is he, dare I say it, back?

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At what point in his career do you think he'll become the all-time WAR leader? Think he can do it in less than 10 years?

>>77510325
he will never even hit 25 hrs in a season

>Aoki homers against Astros
>Liriano causes OT loss against Blue Jays

Mm tasty

>11 LOB

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It's going to be these three every year, right?

Who winds up hitting the most career HRs?

>Stanton
Age: 27
Career HR: 244

>Judge
Age: 25
Career HR: 39

>Bellinger
Age: 22
Career HR: 31

>>77510384
Says the fan of a team with a SS that's one of the worst hitters in the league

>>77510415
Memecarlo if he stays healthy, Bellinger if not. Judge is a shitty meme.

>>77510424
I definitely agree that he's a straight up meme, if he wasn't decent on defense he'd be in AAA

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Another swept

>>77510415
Do you have any idea how many HRs Stanton would hit in Yankees stadium? Those overperforming clowns don't even compare.

>>77510415
Stanton has a huge jump on Judge since he started playing for the Marlins when he was 20.

That's 5 whole years of 20+ HR a year that Judge won't have.

>>77510467
Don't worry, he's only the 2nd most meme young SS right now thanks to Swanson

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>red sox win

>>77510501
if judge was good he could have started playing at 20

>>77510615

The marlins would call up dog shit at the age of 16 if they could

>>77510470
Currently on a 3-20 run since the game before the break. What's the worst 50 game stretch? I think we can make a run for it.

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If this was the 90s his nickname could have been dutch chocolate

>>77510659
Mike Stanton was immediately a great player. Nice try though.

>>77510703

It's Giancarlo now you fucking white devil

>still doubting the Brewers
it's like they don't remember 1982 lmao

>>77510782
>it's easier for the Broors/Cusb to win the NL Central than to get either Wild Card spot

the absolute state of the NL outside the West.

>>77510695
Thank goodness it isn't the 90s then

minute maid is comfy as fuck, would literally be the best park if they didn't take out the hill of memes

>>77510415
Do any of them hit 50 HR this year?

>>77508600

She looks so much like Max Verstappen's sister Victory tbf

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>liriano completely blows the game for the stros yesterday
>aoki hits the go-ahead dong today

top trade houston

>>77510923

Yeah that one was fucking stupid

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>>77510670
https://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/CLV/1899.shtml
Impossible, they would have to go on a spiders-tier run of bad.
btw, those green bars are wins and red bars are losses

>>77510415
Judge will be lucky if he has another 30+ homerun season. That said he is a Stankee Stadium baby, if he ever leaves he won't hit more than 20.

>>77510415
Trout will likely be up there. He's got 22 dongs in 294 PAs, which would be 34 if he had the same PAs as Judge.

>>77498448

That coach really knows what they are doing.

>>77506888
pretty distinctly actually, but I remember her being qtier

>>77511070
Judge was fucking mashing the ball

he's a juiced ball babby if anything

I swear they really did un-juice the balls post-ASG because suddenly judge sucks major ass and we don't have double A call-ups hitting for the home-run cycle in every debut anymore

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>>77509906
Yeah it does man. It's been good in the mets series, but the jints and barves series was whatever. Thankfully the pitching was goat. Dodgers are a well balanced team.

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This is Zack Hample. He's new here, and a little shy. Say something nice to him!

>>77511381
he made me respect kershaw

>>77507123

I just did some googleing and this is true

>>77511381
The King of baseball

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>>77511381
homeboy doesn't look like that anymore

mike moustakas just hit a legitimate home run

>>77511408
what happened

>>77511511
>asks for a ball from kershaw
>he's like nah you don't need another one
>wtf I love kershaw now

>>77511511
http://nypost.com/2017/06/20/why-this-ballhawk-is-baseballs-most-hated-fan/

>cusb

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THE SHITTY OF LOADING THE BASES FOR RENDON, HBPing IN A RUN AND GIVING UP A GRANDSLAM TO WIETERS

>cubes

>>77511552
Based 'Shaw

Hahahaha. The Cubs can't even win a series against the crippled Nats at home.

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Play sequence of the weekend.

Sponsored by Carls Jr.

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and he fucking TRIPLES

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Mariners!

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>BLOW GAYS

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>cusb

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>blown another save
>four (4) earned runs
>the next mariano rivera

down goes his trade value, wtg shatkins

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>0-2
>lol j/k 1-1
Seriously?

holy fucking shit osuna

you were better when you were anxious

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>Haha I'm just kidding, that pitch right down the middle was a ball

>BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS >BLOW GAYS

If we erased Osuna's blown saves the Blue Jays would have the wildcard spot.

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>mfw Cubs fans left the game early

It's probably because they just don't have as healthy a sports culture as D.C. residents.

They're just not as committed to their teams as we are tbqh

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>>77512041
>ejects boa for arguing
can't make this shit up

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>its an osuna blows another save episode

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>osuna on my fantasy team
>didn't start him because I knew he would blow at least one save this series

Who would blow a save quicker Marmol or Osuna?

>mariners blow massive lead in the 9th to give angels the win
>angels blow massive lead in the 9th to give blue jays the win
>blue jays blow massive lead in the 9th to give houston the win

Houston next bullpen implosion confirmed

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>>77512085
>Bowa ejected
Roses are Red
Violets are blue
Bowa was tossed
This wasn't Strike two

>>77512079
ironic shitposting is still shitposting

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>mexican closers

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>telling rupp to go ahead

>>77512112
At last I truly see.

Why did Osuna start blowing saves all of a sudden?

>>77512113
>0% CALL SAME

LMAO

>HOME PLATE UMPIRE CARLOS TORRES EVERYONE

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>milquetoast Sundays

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>>77512114
Who is being ironic?

You can just look at the evidence today to prove it.

Of all the Cubs fans at Wrigley, like 30-40% of them left before the game was over.

Of all the Nats fans in attendance, none of them left.

That just says it all

god the blue jays are shit lol

>>77512197
Why is Drake not liking the Minnesota Twins old logo, but liking the Texas Rangers old logo?

>>77512197
>Citizens Bank Park South
Your park literally had to stop selling tickets to away team fans so they could attempt to get local asses in seats. DC is not and will never be a relevant sports city.

>>77512209
He shops at Walgreens

>>77512197
>fly from DC to Chicago just to leave
Obviously not

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>>77512197

>cusb
>blow game, series to almost certain playoff opponent
>opponent without two best pitchers
>prove you have no solution to their lineup
>have to wear a gay-ass biker outfit to sanfrancisco because your manager is a walking meme

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>>77512112
I mean 3 runs isn't a MASSIVE lead but come on

that was ugly

Alright. I have a question.
So if the Marlins were to trade Stanton, what would they get for him? Would it just basically be another team takes on the entire contract/part of the contract and doesn't have to give the Marlins any prospects? Because that big of a contract I don't know why anyone would have to give the Marlins players for him.
I assume the new ownership will seek to trade him.

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>>77512265
>They unironically lost 2 of 3 to 2017 Tanner Roark, Edwin Jackson, and Erick "literaly who" Fedde Wap

>>77512272
>would they trade something for nothing while still paying for the something

>>77512293
Thoughts on Verlander to the Astros, please?

>rockies get extremely favorable call that leads to taking the lead
>phillies get extremely favorable call that leads to bases loaded that would have ended the inning

>>77512325
>painted the corner vs dead-center
get the fuck over it

>>77512291

>can only win against edwin "12 fucking teams" jackson

Blackmon is on roids, fuck him.

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>>77512325
>>77512334
Pretty much the same pitch

>>77512334
im not the least bit upset lol, in fact i wasn't upset because of the break the rockies got

Can somebody pass le blunt?

which team has the qtest fans?

i've been offered a job in the US by a bank and they have branches in pretty much every state

what state should i go to?

>>77512361
i think we can at least agree carlos torres needs to khs

>>77512361
You seem upset.

>>77512361
Anyone ever tell you you're a dead lookalike of Jeff Bridges?

>>77512361
You look like a gay Steve Buscemi.

>>77512375
Go to a comfy midwest state.

>Dodgers with a free win tonight
>Raiders win their first preseason game

Good weekend for me ( LA resident )

>>77512412
raiders fans deserve to get their team sent to las vegas lmao

the new Lana Del Rey is fucking incredible.

>>77512375
As much as I hate to admit it, probably the Dodgers.

>>77512112

Joke's on you, our bullpen has already been imploding all season long

>phillies get a lead off """"double""""

>>77512412
CHI

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/a/stros!

Feel like this year's Dbacks vs. Rockies wildcard game is gonna be the As/Royals for a new generation

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So, is a Nats/Dodgers NLCS a foregone conclusion at this point? Who wins the battle of the chokers?

>>77512439
how comes

>>77512465
uhh
It's a leadoff Odubel

>>77512483
Not you

>>77512483
Nats have to win the NLDS first lol

>>77512486
the california girls meme, etc.

>>77512483
We played like crap and still clutched it out vs. y'all. to be fair Dusty dusted hard

>>77512470
that would imply that the Rockies or Dbacks were favorite to reach the world series this year

>>77512113
is Torres the worst ump is baseball?

>>77512483

Kershaw gives up 10 in the first, screencap this post

>>77512493
can't believe I laughed at this

What's it like to not be able to buy weed at your local park?

>>77512499
is it a meme?

clueless britfat here. don't really know much about the US

If we could never play the Phillies again, that'd be great. For such a shit team/organization, you guys play us hard

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>holland blown save

>>77512486

the biggest cities have the most qts

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>GREG HOLLAND

>>77512532
yeah, that's kind of our thing this year, fight hard, lose hard
>cam knocking in two
disregard

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>>77512548
gib #1 pick

We'll give you three of our best prospects for one doyers bullpen arm

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>>77512518
>>77512518

the dispensary is just an hour away
No need for the 5-0, the popo, no dealer, no pusher, no shit, my mang -_-

>>77512572
if you're going to pretend to be me atleast don't say stupid shit like this

Can't wait for Neris to blow another one .

>>77512585
>>77512572
>degenerate pothead talking to himself
shock

>>77512313
it could work

>>77512572
>>77512585
I can't tell the difference.

Last two digits would be Kershit's ERA if he had to pitch in Coors for 81 games

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I just remembered that Hector Neris is our closer

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>double to blow a save for an elite rockies closer while playing the phillies

heh never seen that before

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>>77512593
hasn't he been decent since the allstar break? don't jinx him!

Broncos honestly just need a better left-tackle and our D is good enough to steal us the division

>>77512528
if you want the most prototypical superficial consumerist epitome of american culture, then LA is definitely the spot. you'll even spend half your life in traffic like a real american

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>>77512610
Come on. Just give us the #1 pick already. You know you want this win. We're going to lose ten in a row and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>77512624
wrong thread you fucking stoner

Trevor Story and his patented bunt single

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>>77512548
Don't worry, Neris will blow the game regardless.

>>77512619
Probably, haven't seen many games recently. He's always had the nastiest stuff of any of our bullpen arms save maybe Neshek.

>>77512650
Last I saw, he had like a .8 ERA in any inning that wasn't the 9th, and a 5 ERA in the 9th

>>77512636
i can post wherever the fuck i want man. this is a free country.

nice bunt by Trevvy

>>77512660
yeah anyone can do whatever they want, they usually don't though because then they're unlikeable obnoxious assholes

handy little life lesson

>>77512683
Breh chill the eff out man. Judging my whole personaity based on one tiny post i make on the interweb. If we had a gamethread i could talk to my Colorado homies in peace

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>carlos torres in change of consistent plate calling

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>>77512710
we have far too many posts from you

breh

Umpball'd out of another win. Man, we've gotten a lot of bad luck this year

>>77512741
yeah just take it out on the second baseman

DODGERS @ METS

Pregame chatter:
>>77512716
>>77512716

>>77512650
>blackmon up to bat with a RISP
Welp. GG Rocks

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>Walk Poocroy and face Blackmon with RISP

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PHILLIES WIN!

>>77512486
We get a lot of sluts who dream of making it big.

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Phillies win!

>>77512782
surprised they're not just walking him desu
>bouncer to first
nvm lol eat shit blackmon go roid rage on your famalam

40th win. Fuck off haters.

GODDAMMIT STORY I'M GONNA RIP YOUR BALLS OFF AND FEED THEM TO YOUR MOTHER!!

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>>77512810
coworkers were betting on like 75 wins and i honestly thought we'd do it because >stairs
but we somehow manage to shit the bed even more than last year

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>1 game back from the bottom
hurrrray

Man, I've never been to Chicago but I'll tell you if I ever go I'm going straight to Boystown to get some free beer

If the Giants win I'll be ok with this loss desu

I'm from California

>>77512803

wow 40 wins? Welcome to june

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I think Angel Hernandez has been usurped as Baseball's worst umpire

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>>77498448

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>>77510315
Only took half a fucking season.

Imagine where we'd be if Machado, Tillman, and Gusman hadn't shit the bed for the 1st half.

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>>77512950

>>77513016
He's so bad

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>Jeimer Candelario expected to be recalled from AAA to Tigers while Jose Iglesias is on bereavement list. His first stint with Detroit.

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>in play, no out

>>77513164
Please play him and bench victor martinez. I am actually getting pissed that victor is continuously trotted out there. Fuck DH John hicks too he is a lot better than victor right now.

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>20 runs in 3 games to the assletics

>angels about to lose to the A's

WAR BABBIES ON SUICIDE WATCH

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APOLOGIZE

>>77513210
why dont they just use one of those 10 wins trout gives them

>>77512504
>Royals were favorites to reach WS in 2014
>Implying Jays weren't the favorite to reach the WS in 2015

??????

>>77513427
The A's were favorites, friendio

>>77513427
they weren't

>>77513427
>jays were the favorites

literally everybody was raving about the royals and their bullpen, who were on pace for 100+ wins for like the entire season

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>you now remember the jays essentially giving up on getting the 1 seed late in the 2015 regular season

>>77513475
>You now remember the Rangers going from fringe wildcard team to division runaway in 2015

you now remember when KC had fans

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>>77513502
>this flag
>this topic

>>77513502
you know remmeber when the Jays were contenders

>>77513502
you now remember when the Jays had fans

>>77513475
>shaving your mustache only

lol looks retarded

alright WAR babies last chance for Trout to use of his 10 wins

>>77513527
>>77513518
>>77513507
all buttblasted kc fuccbois

>padres get memed on in extra innings
like clockwork

>>77513475
that smug fuck know he just triggered leaf land
>>77513548
wow so islamophobic
>>77513500
member the govoner tweeting about the ALL TEXAS A L C S

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>2 hits in the game

How?

You can only respond to this if none of your teams players ever lost a fight to Rougned Odor

>>77513563
Get a load of this Reddit Intellectual

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jfc

https://twitter.com/LittleLeague/status/894305579975548928

You can only respond to this post if your team never got bat-flipped into oblivion by a washed up spic

>>77513688
are the balls juiced for little league too?

>>77513688
>Little League
>Girls sports

https://sports.yahoo.com/little-league-removes-softball-team-world-series-social-media-post-212434926.html

>>77512375
dallas or houston. all the major sports. babes everywhere. spicy mexican lasses. and no state income taxes

>>77513272
I'm sorry

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Victoria Harbourcats at the Port Angeles Lefties in a West Coast League (collegiate wood bat) matchup. Going to extras tied 15 to 15!

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>>77513874
>minor league "ball"

Yeah okay.

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STILL GOING STRONG, ANON

>>77513914
It's not minor league, it's the West Coast League.

BIGgio

>>77513914
>Can't enjoy baseball at all levels
What a sad life you live

>>77513743
>letting girls near a diamond of any kind
Fucking degeneracy

>>77514012
Faggot

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Can anybody tell me about the two men in this pic?

The ones to the left of the baseball players.

>>77514063
Looks like Cy is about to cop a cheap feel from Tris

>>77514063
Your great-grandfathers enjoyed to crossdress

>>77514063
President Harry Truman enjoys a ballgame with Xis wife

>>77512978
Firmly in the Wild Card?