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/mlb/ General - Win, Dance, Repeat Edition

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SEA: Mariners acquire 1B Yonder Alonso from Oakland
OAK: Joyce suspended two games for directing homophobic slur at fan
LAD: Dodgers pick up 43rd win in past 50 games
CIN: Joey Votto hits 250th career home run
MIA: Marlins top Braves 4-1, avoid sweep
SEA: King headed to DL
NYM: Rosario continues to bust
BOS: Nunez stays hot, Red Sox grab sixth win in a row
CHC: Willson Contreras continues his torrid pace post-ASB
HOU: Astros were engaged in talks with Tigers about Verlander
ATL: Braves discussed trade for Michael Fulmer with Detroit
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First for Dutch
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>>77516198
I've said it before and I'll say it again, people are busy during the week. Their weekend games will get sold out ahead of time because people want to get to games but can't during the week. You have to realize too that you're comparing Cleveland to the some of the largest cities in America
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>3-20

at least nickyd is adjusting well so far to the bigs. Hopeful for reylo next
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One of these clubs has the longest home sellout streak in MLB history. Do you know which one?

>Los Angeles Dodgers
>New York Yankees
>Boston Red Sox
>San Fransisco Giants
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>>77516226
Is it the Cleveland Indians?
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>>77516222
Better make that 3-23.
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>HOU: Astros were engaged in talks with Tigers about Verlander

Who the fuck are you? I've been an Astros season ticket holder for 15 years. Longer than you've been alive, kid. Too bad my season tickets are worth about 6 jar of pickles because the Astros fucking blow it every year. I know your type. You're a Houstonian who just oh so loves baseball season, right? You go to the game, probably with your bf, snap some pictures, take some selfies, eat a hot dog, and just LOVE watching the Astros lose. Guess what, I FUCKING DON'T. Take your fake ass back to The Woodlands bitch. I speak nothing but the truth. This team is filled with perennial failures, beaners, white trash with disgusting beards, and worst of all, accountants and gardeners who held Jim Crane at knifepoint and demanded jerseys and are now hoodwinking an entire city.
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>just remembered I left my phone charging
>bet I missed a bunch of messages from my friends
>nothing but At-bat updates from 3 hours ago
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>>77516228
The Cleveland Indians have the third longest sellout streak
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrNoK1V7V4Q

still brings a tear to my eye...
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>>77516233
Iktf
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>frogs thinking they'll get a team back
>ever
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The key to success is to have your team full of chads. Dodgers are working towards this goal and it's been working out thus far.
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Why didn't the Mariners just keep Smoak?
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>>77516226
red sox
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Corey "Piss Snorke" Kluber
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As a journeyman pisspig I find Corey Kluber to be a true inspiration
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http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2017/08/06/1695888483/1502055835952/asset_2500K.mp4
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>>77516283
Because they're like the Mets. They wanted their own version of Justin Turner and Murpphhhh.
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>>77516267
the key is WHITEing your team
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>>77516336
Grandal is your starting catcher stop posting that intentionally wrong picture
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i dont understand the joyce suspension

angels fans are, in fact, fags
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Nola is first Phillies pitcher since 1900 to pitch at least 6 innings and allow no more than 2 runs in 9 consecutive games.
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>>77516345
Nah bruh. Grandal is being REPLACED by based Barnes
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>>77516232
Who the fuck ejaculated in your coffee sir
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Dodgers Starters ERA:

>Kershaw: 2.04
>Wood: 2.33
>Hill: 3.47
>Ryu: 3.53
>Maeda: 3.79
>Darvish 3.81
>McCarthy: 3.84

has a team ever had 7 starters with ERAs this good all the way through the rotation?
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The Dodgers 7 Aces just cannot be stopped. Just like the Red Sox 5 Aces or the Phillies 4 Aces. they'll go undefeated in October for the next 10 years
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>>77516389
>3.79
>3.81
>3.84
>ERAs this good
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>>77516403
Those are good for starters
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>>77516403
To put it in perspective, McCarthy's 3.84 ERA would be the 30th best in all of MLB.
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>>77516399
Forgetting that Kershit and Darvish have shit the bed in previous postseasons
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>>77516416
Kershaw I'll grant you, but Darvish's sample size is way too small to judge from. One of them was an okay start, the other bad.

If the >Rags hadn't been so incredibly shit lately we'd know more about Yu's postseason abilities.
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>>77516417
*Time to count my reasons for living*
>"ConfortoAndRosario"
>"ConfortoAndRosario"
>"ConfortoAndRosario"
>"ConfortoAndRosario"
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>>77516428
Also the prospect haul we get for deGrom next July
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>>77516239

cardinals haters have been trying to diminish it lately, but it was absolutely amazing
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That feeling when the Astros finalized a deal with Orioles for Britton but the senile old fuck of a owner vetoed the trade because he didn't want to give up britton unless he got Trout, Kershaw and Kimbrel in return for the fact that "The orioles need their closer if they start winning"

So when can the Orioles start rebuilding to shut up that old fuck?
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>>77516432
Too bad Harvey had to go to shit so you couldn't get lots of prospects for him this season.
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>>77516438
Yeah that's a shame I guess.
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>yfw pisslover tells you he's a fortune 500 employee
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>>77516283
Fuck that shit. Smoak had at least 5 chances to prove himself he and he failed. You probably cried when Kotchman had a meme season in 2011 and then fell off the face of the Earth again.
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>>77516389
Nationals Starters ERA:

>Scherzer: 2.21
>Gonzalez: 2.66
>Strasburg: 3.25
>Jackson: 4.34
>Roark: 4.82
>Ross: 5.01
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>>77516450
>the rags have given up on Adrian Gonzalez, Chris Davis, and Justin Smoak in the last 20 years
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Jeimer Candelario
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>>77516389
>>77516451
Cubs Starters ERA

>Montgomery: 3.72
>Hendricks: 3.81
>Arrieta: 3.88
>Butler: 3.95
>Lester: 3.97
>Lackey: 4.81
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>Montgomery and Severino up and coming talents
>Sonny Gray had a quality start despite shitty defense
>Tanaka is slowly getting better
>David Robertson is back, Chapman is also getting better
>Offense is a perfect blend of power, hitting for average and speed
>Harper coming next year

Just who the FUCK can stop >us?
Red Cucks need not apply, the division is ours this year and for the foreseeable future and there is NOTHING your faggot ass dances can do about it.
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>>77516459
Neat
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Astros Starters ERA

>Keuchel: 2.15
>Peacock: 3.20
>Morton: 3.78
>McCullers: 3.92
>Fiers: 4.06
>Musgrove: 5.59
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>>77516470
>Musgrove isn't a starter anymore

put Colin McHugh there instead
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>>77516470

where the fuck is Verlander?
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The Yankees aren't scary now. What's scary about them is a couple years from now, when their team is filled with seasoned players under cheap team control, and then the free agent market explodes, so the Yankees deep pockets can fill any hole needed with whatever amount of money is needed. We've seen what the Dodgers are doing, but this is a whole nother level of scary. The Yankees first 5 could realistically be
1. AJ Pollock
2. Manny Machado
3. Bryce Harper
4. Aaron Judge
5. Gary Sanchez
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>>77516480
McHugh: 3.24
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>>77516485
he'd be 2nd to last, rocking a 4.20 ERA.
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>>77516239

more 162 kino

>most in depth
https://www.youtube.com
/watch?v=LeFvO69_oSE

>concise and to the point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cnGl0XRGGQ


It all led up to 1 strike away 2x
>pic related
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>>77516486

>The yankees could buy a bunch of shitters

scary

>>77516490

Hows he rank in playoff era with all them tho?
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>>77516486
You're forgetting that a teams payroll is more than posistion players, and the 5 guys you put there will easily carry 100 million themselves
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>>77516492
Right, it's only called the deepest, most talented free agent class in the history of sports because it's just so awful. Don't forget, your swiss army knife is leaving Houston that year

>>77516495
Not at that point in time they won't. Judge and Sanchez will be pre arb still
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I think you're all forgetting the stud of the 2018-2019 Free Agent class
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>>77516492
His postseason ERA is a solid 3.29. Keuchel would be above him with a 2.57.

I'm not sure if the others have postseason experience.
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And mind you, I'm not saying they'll buy everyone, I'm just saying they could fill every single hole with the most expensive player and still be under the luxury tax for a few years. They'll likely get an arm and a bat, so just Harper and insert pitcher here
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>>77516504

McHugh does rocking a 4.50

>>77516498

Josh Reddit doesn't leave that year
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>>77516498
If you mean Altuve, he's never leaving Houston, even if it means throwing all of their money at him, franchise players never leave. Save for Altuve's Agent probably dick riding the Yankees or Dodgers to get him on their team. Fuck i hate big market teams..
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>>77516510
Pitching has to be a concern then too. Gray has arbitration in '17 and '18. Sabathia is getting old. Tanaka is erratic.
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Noah's cameo in Game of Thrones was tonight. Obviously he's a based Lannister.
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>>77516521
> Save for Altuve's Agent probably dick riding the Yankees or Dodgers to get him on their team. Fuck i hate big market teams.
Take your tin foil hat off. Altuve isn't leaving
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>>77516510
Don't forget Machado.
It'll be 2009 all over again, but better.
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>>77516521

This is one good thing about Houston for baseball that's kinda shit for life, there's tons of fuckign people speaking spanish everywhere.

The same for LA but I'm sure it makes puerto rican gardeners feel more at home.
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>>77516521
Name 3 Positions Jose Altuve played in 2017
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Noah Syndergaard is a Lannister

https://twitter.com/metsciti/status/894377907841380352?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fnypost.com%2F2017%2F08%2F06%2Fnoah-syndergaards-game-of-thrones-cameo-is-epic%2F
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>>77516531

I've only seen him play 2nd and ss...
is DH a position?
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>>77516528
That's what i was saying, but scott boras is a big market cock rider he does everything in his power to lure his clients towards them, even going so far as to lying to them, saying shit like: "You don't want that team, they only like you because you're good"
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>>77516534
No wonder he tore his lat.

Fighting dragons an shit.

>NEWS: Altuve to cameo as Tyrion Lannister's shorter twin brother
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>>77516239
Best night of baseball ever.
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>>77516534
Thanks for reminding me about him
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>>77516537
Exactly. Now I was talking about Marwin Gonzalez, who has played 7 positions
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>>77516531
The fuck does that have to do with anything?
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>>77516546

>yfw
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>>77516551
>Swiss army knife of baseball
>Has only played middle infield
Anon, do you know what makes Swiss Army Knives unique?
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/a/stros!

>mid season ERA
>mattering
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I miss QT Josh Reddick being on my team tbqh
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>>77516491
That makes me so happy every time I see it.
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>>77516549

Hes had one good season

but that shit worked for zobrist
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>>77516565

The Gulf logo and The Laugh Factory logo always make me laugh. I always remember Cruz or Kramer fucking up.
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>>77516567
There's a lot of value in being able to play anywhere on the field. Hell, that was Craig Biggio's calling card, was it not?
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>>77516534
>>77516527
>Unironically watching game of reddit
It was never good to begin with, but this EPIC cameos and fanservice is just embarrassing.
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Name a less deserving MVP than 2017 Aaron Judge
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>>77516569

Oh no there is

He might be gone with a nice 10+ mil a year contract

I don't see how they can retain everyone.
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>>77516559
>Game 111

Starters only have 8-9 outings left this regular season. Some less than that. What you see at this point is likely what you're generally getting down the stretch.
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who /130-32/ here?
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>>77516573

the first 4 seasons were great. but you are absolutely right about the fanservice being insufferable lately.
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.600 club check in
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PICKLE
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who else /astrosdodgers/ here?
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>>77516599
SHITPICKLE
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>>77516599
RICK
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>>77516596
it's a lonely club. know what's even lonelier?

The .700 club.
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>>77516604
IN
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>>77516601
is this like the Raptors/Lakers/Bulls of MLB?
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discuss MLB expansion
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>>77516610

na the teams I'm lifelonging actually win

it would be like cavs/warriors
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>>77516607
HEY
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>>77516232
>back to The Woodlands
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>>77516612
Those would instantly be the three poorest teams in the major leagues, and make Oakland look like a prime destination
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PICKLE
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>>77516619
Obviously there would need to be some parity put in place to help the new teams.

But what if the Cuban Government owned the Havana team?
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>>77516629
RICKER
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Rate NO hate
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>>77516638
lol
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Montreal and Vancouver will likely get teams before any other international cities.
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>>77516655
White noise post. Very underwhelming.
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>>77516437

the orange ducks are only 2.5 behind a WC spot now
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>>77516655
An AL East with
>Yankees
>Red Sox
>Blue Jays
>Expos 2.0

would be maximum comfy
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>>77516670
which shows how shit the arcade league is
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>>77516676
maybe they should move the rays to montreal
or even better, move the marlins to the AL and to montreal, and get rid of everyday interleague
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Indians to Montreal, finally fill those seats
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>>77516681
This.

the AL World Series team will be swept. Cap this post.
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>>77516719
>NL teams have been swept 5 times in the world series since 1990
>AL teams have been swept once

NL babbies start the shit talking but when you start pulling out facts they scurry away.
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>>77516725
I'm not scurrying away. I'm predicting the AL will get swept in the WS in 2017.
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Do you ever get the feeling the Astros won't even make it this season? Like, they'll lose in the ALCS on a meme, or something.
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mfw this fucking west coast swing
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>>77516751
Astros had a GREAT first half but now they've partially come back down to Earth and aren't nearly a juggernaut on par with the Dodgers
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http://ftw.usatoday.com/2017/08/minor-league-pitcher-jose-siri-39-game-hit-streak-loons-dragons-moseley-reds-video

wow typical classless dodgers organization
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>>77516778
>Getting emotional about a Single-A hitting streak

wow typical every other team in MLB. The guy gets pissy after going 0 for 3 in the game? He had his chances to extend.
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>>77516226
1. Red Sox
2. Giants
3. Indians
4. Phillies

Dodgers and Yankees never sell out
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The GOAT turns 26 today

Let's wish him a happy birthday
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>>77516778
The hitter is a little baby. It's a team sport, you got on base you should be happy.
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>>77516498
>deepest, most talented free agent class
Can't wait for >my team to do nothing
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>>77517107
happy birthday, Clark Kent.
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>>77516769
California baseball was a horrific mistake.
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bablseblabselsbelsaabeslsalb
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Another day another arrow
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You now remember Aaron Judge.
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>>77516202
Lol
Yanks get so buthurt watching them dance
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>>77516670
This meme needs to fucking stop, we are not a good team and we should have focused on the future instead of taking another shot this year. Even if we make the playoffs-which we won't-we aren't good enough to win.
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>>77516537
>Jose Altuve played SHORT stop
Pottery
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>>77517698
he hit a 3 run homer yesterday
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>>77518204
So what? Barolo Colon hit homer last year. Didn't he also strike out like 3 times?
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corey kluber gay
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>>77518204
We'll be saying that in 3 years
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>>77516521
The Yankees already have a manlet, we don't need another.
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Aaron Judge
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>baltimore
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>cuckees
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>>77516676
I've been saying this would be a perfect scenario for the return of MTL baseball.

>Have the Blue Jays as a division opponent, instant rivalry with English/French, first city/second city, Battle for Canada, etc
>Have the Red Sox in your division, Montreal will always be a hockey town first so Canadiens/Bruins can carry to the diamond
>Have the Yankees in your division, who are a major draw no matter where they go or how bad they are since they're the Yankees
>MLB doesn't have to worry about an All-Canada World Series
>Could create a minuscule amount of travel
It would be perfect.
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Where is he
Where's our guy
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>>77516676
But without baltimore in the division who would be the eternal 4th placer?
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>RIP Darren Daulton
>RIP Don Baylor
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>>77517698
he's winning the AL MVP.

what's your point here?
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>>77518619
This.

Normies didn't even mention them until you just did
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Dead scrubs who cares. I'm only tapping keys and hitting Post for Bagwell and up, all the way up to Biggio (PBUH) knock on wood
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>>77518636
BIGWELL
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>>77518620
hmmmmmm
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>>77518679
Jealous manlet?
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>>77518693
I'm taller than Judge
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>>77518703
Height is measured from the heart to the head.
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>>77518585
Sounds like he's iffy for next year even
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The Red Sox are Judge's daddy
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>>77518678
This.
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tfw the Dodgers have the day off and can't get another win
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>>77518751
Yankees have the day off as well. Do you think they're going to get together and have lunch or something?
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>>77518761
no, the yankees will find a way to lose on their day off.
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>>77518761
Both teams will gangpiss Corey Kluber
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>>77516610
No way. If there was ever a broship it would be between the mariners and dodgers. Both teams have Seager bros. Both teams are the teams with historically the most Asians. Both don't like Angels. Either that or the A's as both teams don't like Angels and Giants.

So technically it would be Dodgers, Mariners, and A's, but because Mariners and A's don't like each other it's not a thing.
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All 30 team broship? WWA
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>>77516676
>wanting TWO (2) lifelong leaf fan bases in your division

A pox
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>>77518901
Broships are cancer. Fuck any team that isn't my team
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>>77518936
Linkin Park killed himselve because his heart was filled with hate
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>>77518901
>>>/nba/
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>>77518989
I can't click this hyperlink
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>>77519007
>>>/sp//nba/
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>>77519029
I'm not really into basketball
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>when pic related happens
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>>77519091

>just dress up like gay bikers and go to san francisco
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>>77518966
Good, fucking faggot left six kids without a dad.
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>>77519099
Sorry for your loss.
>>
We live in a world where Nick Markakis will likely get 3000 career hits
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>>77518966
He tried to warn us from the very beginning. He was always one step closer to the edge. He finally broke.
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>>77519399
Breaking thr habit is literally him throwing himself off
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Fucking 00s kids ITT
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>>77519453
t. """""90's kid""""" born on December 31st, 1999
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>>77519480
>people born then will be allowed to post on 4chan in just under 5 months
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>>77519480
Um that's against the rules of 5chins ohgay
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Can this season be turned around. Maybe 75 wins at least?
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>>77519522
Not until September callups/Teboq Time
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What if I hit a walk-off bomb?
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>>77519623
You'd be Bryce Harper then.
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>Jints undefeated in the panda era
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Today is the 10-year anniversary of the greatest moment in baseball history. How are you celebrating, /mlb/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL3vNXIsEPM
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>>77519944
Gennett's HR cycle just happened a few months ago though
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>>77519944
>10 year anniversary of the greatest moment in baseball history
It is not the 10 year anniversary of October 27th, 2004, the date in which the greatest moment in baseball history took place
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How can one man be so perfect?
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>>77520021
He didn't hit a hr cycle
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>>77520071
These talking points are getting really boring.
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>>77520092
He didn't, I'm sorry the narrative isn't true
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>>77520103
You are sorry. Sorry and jealous.
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Are there any male athletes that have feminine bodies?
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>>77520107
Jealous of a guy who didn't get a hr cycle, not really
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You can't fake the news, folks.
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>>77520295
Nice source my man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnPZypEpcTA
Your boy scooter didn't hit a hr cycle, get over it
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>>77520331
>editing your screencap to fit your talking points
This is getting very boring.
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Vitilla should be played by kids in the USA instead of baseball TBQH

Good at training hand eye coordination, less dangerous so it's less likely to scare off kids who get his one too many times, and it's much cheaper.
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>>77519944
Imagine if Hank Aaron used steroids

Imagine if Ted Williams used steroids and didn't going into the military twice
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Strosbros- U think we can snag David Price at the trade deadline? Red Sox can pay 80% of his xtract we can toss him a couple low A lotto tix
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>>77520108
Michael Pineda has big womanly hips
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>>77520472
>asstros fans are also antisemites
Yet another reason to hate backwards racist texans.
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>>77520472
Sure everyone focus on the one racist while ignoring all the people reprimanding him. Stupid fucking leaf.
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>>77520472
Yeah ok but show me the 100x posts where ppl weren't being racist, fuckhead. YOu pick the one time and say "look at this one time" like it even matters. Fuck off.
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>>77520670
>>77520653
>>77520591
Cant tell if samefag but all the same good to see leafs getting blown the fuck out

Day of the Rake when
>>
Corey Kluber
WORLD CHAMP
Pisspig - 2017
>>
I consider the Royals model everything I want my franchise to be striving for.
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>>77520472
>Is lunhow jewish?


Are the Astros /ourteam/?
>>
I got 20 on the jints tonight, don't let me down frisco faggots
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With the Cubs schedule, i'd be genuinely suprirsed if they won less than 90 games.
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Who can forget the time Scooter Gennett hit for the home run cycle?
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>>77520904
welp proof is here

thats the end of that argument
>>
As a Dodgers fan, it'd be more exciting to see them break the Mariners record than win the Eries. But that's just me.
>>
Blackmon will look good in red and gold.
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>>77520961
When did the Yankees start wearing Red and Gold?
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For once, the future is bright for Florida baseball.
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Cubs vs Dodgers NLCS
Astros vs. Sox ALCS

is this the most predictable year of baseball in years?
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>>77521006
Forgettable post.
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>>77520987
>For once
>Rays just went to the World Series
>Marlins have a core of Hanley Ramirez, Dan Uggla, Jorge Cantu, Josh Johnson, Anibal Sanchez, and Ricky Nolasco, as well as hot prospect Chris Coghlan
2009 was a bright future for Florida Baseball. They even have future gives-up-dinger-to-Bellinger Andrew Miller
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>>77521006
that's exactly what sets the stage for the jays though
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MARINERS!
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>>77521027
Regrettable toast
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>>77520946
Getting a lot of wins and no ring isnt that great desu
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7,000 taco places around here and i can't even get one good slice of pizza in south denver
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Royal's
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Why is it so hard to not sweep the Mets?
>>
The best catcher in baseball sits menacingly at 6'1'' tall, and has a major milestone birthday coming up this week.
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>>77521061
Winning the Eries is just as much luck as anything else, but a record like 118-44 would stand for at least a generation. If they got the record and won the Eries in 2020, i don't think many dodgers fans would be upset
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>>77521135
Happy birthday everyone
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>>77521135
Willson Contreras is 6'1" tall
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damn, rip Don Baylor
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>>77520904
>posting the photshopped version
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>>77521398
Thanks for the shop version
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13650933
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>>77521531
>Still using Strawpoll after knowing you can easily find the IP of everyone that voted
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>>77521398
Wow, this confirms it once and for all.
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>The only way to get better players in DD is to win games
>DD constantly pairs you up with players whose team has an entire roster full of diamond players
What is this bullshit?
>>
>>77521795
You came to the game too late and now you're behind the curve.
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>>77521975
Still though, that's a broken as fuck system. I'm trying to get into the 800 level, but I fucking can't because I'm only playing players who are 100 points higher than me, with a whole bunch of diamonds in their roster. It's incredibly annoying.
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>>77521795
Grind out all the single player shits first, fuckboy
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>they are so mad they will actually keep believing there is a team out there that can beat these dodgers in a 5 or 7 game series
>>
>Syndergaard to the DL with extensive 4th degree burns
>Lannister Maesters were concerned with injuries before the battle but Syndergaard waved them off saying "he knows his body"
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>>77521135
Happy birthday to Ramos, but he's OPSing .533 this year.

Catcher Rankings
1. Posey


2. Contreras

3. Grandal
4. Sanchez
5. Realmuto
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>>77522138
He's been back for a fucking month
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>>77522144
how does that excuse having a lower OPS than a lot of guys' SLG?
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Any Ms fans can get me the skinny on DJ Peterson?
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>snoreball

Nope, football is back in 2 weeks. Get the fuck off my board.
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>>77522144
You don't even watch baseball regularly. How on earth can you make a claim that he's the best catcher in baseball?
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>>77522191
cute, you getting revved up for all 16 games?
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>>77522191
You tell 'em! I can't watch most football games now unfortunately. My wife and her personal trainer Jamal always use our bedroom for private sessions on Sunday's, so I can't watch the games on my TV.
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>>77522179
Well he started off dreadful with like a .200 average and has somewhat stabilzied since then. Also the defending silver slugger deserves a little bit of a grace period
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>>77522191
>handegg
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>>77522247
>9.3 WAR in 8 seasons
>Best catcher in baseball
You truly are retarded, aren't you?
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>>77522266
>.93 Trouts over his whole career
wow
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>>77522218
Unlike your sleeping pill of a sport, we actually watch other teams play as NFL fans, because the game is so good that even a Jaguars-browns thursday night shitfest is preferrable to watching 3 hours of guys playing catch and ocassionally having to move 10 feet to make a 'play'
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>>77522296
>3 hours of guys playing catch and ocassionally having to move 10 feet to make a 'play'
You could literally apply this description to football and it wouldn't be wrong. Change "feet" to "yards" maybe.
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>>77522247
>the defending silver slugger deserves a little bit of a grace period
Sure, but Posey and Contreras are hitting better now than Ramos was then, in what was a career year that he had never approached before and may never replicate.
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>>77521167
Whatever you say champ
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>>77522138
Anyone else have positional/award rankings?
Can Kluber catch up to Sale?
If Kersh/Scherzer injuries linger, who wins NLCY?
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>>77522373
>Can Kluber catch up to Sale?
It's possible, but it would require Sale floundering.
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>>77522373
>>77522387
The important question is, can either of them beat Paxton?
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>>77522316
you forgot that it's actually 90% commercials though
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>>77522373
Kluber, Severino, and Sale will be the top 3 finishers in Cy Young votes. What order they finish in relies entirely on if Sale doesn't shit the bed the second half, like he usually does.
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>>77522316
Except the 'catch' part of football is secondary to the incredibly intense physical chess game that goes on within every play. In baseball, there are 2 parties involved in 90% of the 'action'
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>>77522456
>Except the 'catch' part of football is secondary to the incredibly intense physical chess game that goes on within every play.
And you could literally apply this description to baseball and you wouldn't be wrong.
Funny.
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>>77522475
Well my dad could beat up ur dad fucking faggot
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>>77522475
>lol throw da ball relly hard XD
>tee hee i hope u don't hit da ball ovr da fence :O
>Strategy
There's a reason that everyone's stats look very similar towards the end of the year in baseball, besides the outliers. You can only be so lucky in a season. There's no skill involved.
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>>77522498
does your daddy fight all your battles for you? aww
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>>77522533
>There's a reason that everyone's stats look very similar towards the end of the year in baseball, besides the outliers.
I want you to re-read this sentence over and over until you realize how stupid it is.
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>at this point in time one year ago cub fans were posting about how we have all just entered the cub dynasty era
Good times
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>>77522561
>lol ur post is stupid
>doesn't realize his sport literally has weighted measurements for league average
>most players are at league average
You aren't stating a compelling case against the sport being entirely luck based faggot
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>>77522410
Why are mariners such memeposters? Paxton's HR suppression is 100% unsustainable and he's still not been as good as the other two.
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>>77522542
My dad was a five-star recruit for middle tennessee, played left tackle in uni before his knee blew out. His injured self could probably take on any of you lanky boreball cucks without lifting a finger
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>>77521006
Didn't the healthy Cubs just lose a series at home to a crippled Nats team and two scrub starters?
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>>77522612
>my dad was made of glass but baseball players hurt easy too
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>>77522612
How many times has he told you, voice filled with dissapointment, that he was a 5 star recruit while seeing the mess you have made of your life?
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>>77522592
>doesn't realize his sport literally has weighted measurements for league average
>most players are at league average
Last year there were 146 players with enough PAs to qualify for the batting title. By wRC+,
>110=78
90-110=49
<90=19
Only 1/3rd of them were roughly league average.
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>>77522653
That's beside the point. When we watched the birds on sunday afternoons, all the heartbreak and disappointment goes away and it's just me and my pops.

Bet you fags don't even talk to your dads anymore.
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>>77522779
kek
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>>77522612
>Le arrow to the knee XP :DDDD
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>>77522826
Holy autism batman
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>>77516612
>implying anyone would want to go play there

lmao
>>
Post you current playoff picture predictions:
AL
>Indians over the Yankees
NL
>DBacks over the Cubs
WS
>Indians over the Cubs in 7
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>>77522871
How are the cubs going to play in the WS if the DBacks eliminate them in the NLCS?
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>>77522914
Went full retard
>Indians over the Dbacks in 7
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>>77522871
Dodgers over cubs

Red Sox over Astros

Red Sox over Dodgers
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>>77522871
AL
>Sox over Astros

NL
>Dodgers over Nationals

WS
>Dodgers over Sox in 7. /sp/ breaks because of shitposting
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Oak bros, sell an M's fan on Alonso.
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>>77522871
AL
>Red Sox over Rays in six games
NL
>Diamondbacks over Nationals in five games
WS
>Red Sox over Diamondbacks in seven games
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Here's my prediction: The Sox go godmode in the ALDS and destroy the Indians.

Chris Sale is unstoppable in 2 starts, the 2nd on short rest.

The Sox don't have a reliable 4th guy, meaning Sale will probably opt to pitch on short rest more than once if needed. That doesn't bode well should they make it to the WS.
>>
>AL
White Sox over Blue Jays in 9
>NL
Phillies over Giants in 1
>World Series
Padres over Athletics in
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>>77523004
who would the Sox 4th guy be? Porcello? He's sporting a 4.70 ERA right now.
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*lances you out*
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>>77522957
Hes better than Boog
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>>77523017
*tears lat*
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>>77523017
>*tears lat*
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>>77522187
No one knows or their 2013 1st round pick?
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>>77523017

March 2017
Me: The Mets rotation will never make it through the season.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Me: Reasons and history.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Me: Evidence and data.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Me: Facts and research.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Fast forward to April 30, 2017
Me: The Mets rotation is ded.
Mets fans:
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What team would this guy root for?
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>>77523082
The Mets instead of the Yankees, The A's instead of the Giants, the Angels instead of the Dodgers, or the Rays instead of the Blue Jays.
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>>77523019
Boog's a AAA pinch runner. Thats not really saying much.
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>>77523082
He insists that they are still the Brooklyn Dodgers dagnabbit.
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>>77523089
>rays instead of the blue jays
subtle
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>>77523082
He looks like he watched back in the Biggio days! I'm going to say the Houston Astros, you know back when they were in the National League.
>>
Anyone think the old WS rings are more aesthetic? Some of these new ones are too gawdy.
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>>77523017
>I’m pretty in tune with my body. That’s exactly why I refused to take the MRI. I knew there was nothing happening in there.
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>>77523154
Top row, 2nd from right is absolutely gorgeous.
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>>77523154
no
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>>77523154
Those last two look like fake bling toys compared to the others.
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>>77523154
At some point in the 90s, the idea became "Just stuff as many diamonds as possible on that sucker"
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imagine if mest fans were as easily triggered as the seething doyer autists
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The Cards' 1934 ring is drop dead sexy
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This seems backwards. This is the Twins 1987 ring
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>>77523192
And 1991
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>>77523195
That's funny. The '91 ring could easily be from the 50s, and the '87 ring looks like a 2000s ring.
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It looks like the Marlins jumpstarted the bling in 97
>>
man that rings a beauty, a shame the other copycats look so goddamn uggo
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wew
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Even the Loser rings are blinged out
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>>77523238
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>>77523238
>not ruby-encrusted Chief Wahoo
disappointed
>>
Will we ever get free tacos again
>>
I feel like WS rings evolved from something classy that a gentleman could wear with a suit (like Vin Scully in pic related)

to gangsta bling that no one would really wear out anywhere regularly unless they are a rapper.
>>
Anyone else think it's dumb the league champions get rings?
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>>77523281
Not really. That's what "winning the pennant" or "pennant race" really means.
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>>77523274
They had to keep up with the Jonses
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>>77523274
>scully wears a ring from 1988, not because it's old and cool, but because he's got none other since

kek
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>>77523281
I think it's dumb that in recent years they've become the same quality as World Series champion rings
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>>77523299
To be fair, I doubt he would wear one of those new flashy ones anyway. I'll bet the Dodgers give him one if they win and he probably won't wear it.
>>
Mike
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>>77523301
They should get rings out of the 50 cent machines
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>>77523329
the new ones are awesome but don't let me impede your jerk off session for old and "classy" things

why am i so mad all the time
>>
>>77522138
My nigga Barnes is up there too. Dodgers basically have 2 Grandals as catchers.
>>
>Have a guy in AAA killing baseballs
>Have a guy at his position in the majors doing nothing
>Rather than call AAA man up and let him play, move him to left field, which is a position where the best offensive player on the team resides
God dammit I hate so much about this team. Just because ToJo is controllable don't mean shit. I don't want yet another player called up too late
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>>77523421
I just want some Rhys to get me through the rest of this summer man. Guy has been tearing it for 2 years now
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>>77523379
I respect your opinion, but would you actually wear this big ring around all day, everyday?

It's like strapping a can of soup to your finger.
>>
Cardinals might just win the Comedy Central lol
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>>77523509
imo the new rings are basically meant to be little trophies, which is why they made them bigger and more flashy.

You wear it once: during the ring ceremony.

Then you put it in a display case. which kind of defeats the purpose of making it a ring to begin with, but whatever.
>>
>>77523509
it would be kinda boss but I see your point. though I think casually wearing a world series around anywhere, especially an old one that looks like it belongs in a dragon hoard or a museum, would be gaudy enough in itself
>>
In the wild card era, 21 teams have won 100+ games. Only 7 of those have reached the World Series, winning only twice.
>>
>>77523017
Doyer fans root for Daenerys.
>>
Just put 150 on Brew Crew -125. Go Crew
>>
>>
Noah Lannister.
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>>77523632
We're not going to get any grandchildren, are we son?
>>
Sox are a meme, wait until playoffs
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>>77520295
>>77520021
>>77520071
>>77520092
>>77520103
>>77520107
>>77520125
>>77520331
>>77520354
wtf is a home run cycle supposed to be?
and is it as statistically worthless and meme-ish as a normal cycle?
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>>77523761
HR, 2 run HR, 3 run HR, Grandslam
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>>77523761
No. It's probably harder to do than throwing a perfect game.
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Ben Shapiro is a White Sox fan. He appeared on a White Sox podcast today.

http://www.chicagonow.com/future-sox/2017/08/futuresox-podcast-white-sox-gm-rick-hahn-and-ben-shapiro/
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>>77523773
i see that, but does that make scooter a GOAT-tier player?
I'm a reds fan, and he's been playing really well this year, but I don't think that moment alone will get him in the hall or anything
>>
>>77523739
>We're not going to get any grandchildren, are we son?

?
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>>77523782
poor guy
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I hope when the Doyers finally get another ring, it DOESN'T look like these diamond-studded bling ringz.
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>>77523782
Based Ben. Too bad about the White Sox thing.
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>nashitnals
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>>77523925
more like
>homosexuals
>>
>>77523832
Your obsession with the asses of grown men leads your mother and I to believe that you have 'tendencies'.
>>
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>>77523925
>>77523930
Your tears are delicious
>>
>>77523549
This is very important to remember.
>>
>>77522612
>five-star recruit
>middle tennessee
pick one
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>>77523810
he didn't hit it, it's a meme here in our autism chamber, no ones ever hit but even if they did it certainly wouldnt immediately launch them into the GOAT conversation
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>>77523930
Hmm
>>
>Per their media guide, if the roof is closed at the start of the game, the Mariners do have the option of opening the roof between innings if conditions warrant, provided they notify the umpire crew chief. The visiting team also has the right to challenge the opening. The Mariners can only have one opening per game (so, no off and on manipulations to mess with the hitters.)


Has an opposing team ever challenged the Mariners in opening the roof?
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>>77523179
can't get mests fans to respond if there are none this season.
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>>77524061
>Open that roof I fucking dare you
>>
>>77523179
>Old mets Copy pasta pasted a million times stale as fuck that everyone in /mlb/ has seen before

>Dodgers copypasta that is newer and more relevant, along with the 80% of /mlb/ that instantly replies to a post that btfos the dodgers

Garuanteed like, 3 of those replies were actual dodger fags.
>>
>tfw you didn't even like Don Baylor when he was managing the Cubs but you still feel kind of sad that he's dead
>>
>>77524148
it was literally all seething doyer fans
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>>77524178
>implying all 100% of replies were of dodger fans and not false flags

Tbh tho I helped in memeing against the dodgers when I was the anon who originally screencapped pissboi forgetting to take his trip off when attempting to tell a story anonymously about piss.

Eitherway, since I'm too lazy to make two posts, this is part B of my post.

I'm pretty excited about the Royals post season chances, Pic related :^)
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32 legitimate home runs for mike moustakas
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>>77522612
My dad works for Nintendo.
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>>77521996
You ever think that's part of the incentive to pack your team full of diamonds? Because you'll have an advantage against opponents who aren't?
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>>77524303
Different poster but if you're good you can bootyblast a diamond packed team with a gold team or gold/diamond hybrid.
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>>77524195
>implying anyone false-flags except doyers fans

wow they really got you in deep huh
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Who is the biggest meme hitter in baseball right now that isn't a rookie
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>>77516202
http://nypost.com/2017/08/07/bryce-harper-kris-bryant-wives-fuel-harper-to-cubs-rumors/

how do gnats fans feel about Bruce Hooper not even wanting to play for their stupid team?
that man wants OUT of washington
pretty soon the cubs will have a lineup with Harper, Bryant, Rizzo
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>>77524356
If the Nationals never signed Scherzer, Bryce would be locked in long term. they fucked up big time when they did that.

There's also that thing about Kris Bryant laughing off contract offers from the cubs
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>>77524337
What do you mean by meme hitter?
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>>77524337
Jose Altuve. le ebin slap hitter
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Why don't any pitchers have a back-pocket knuckleball? Too obvious of a motion? Too hard to master?
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>>77524376
Recently the knuckleball only worked for 2010-2012 RA Dickey. It's one of the hardest things to master in the game. Even if you could make it untippable it would still probably suck.
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/mlb/ do you think players from the steroid era should be in Hall of Fame?
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>>77516316
>deslelso
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>>77524366
He misspelled momo. We refer to asses as peaches here, and being a momo hitter means you get a lot of girls.
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>>77524407

Yes I think many current players belong in the HOF
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>>77524407
Nick Punto
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>>77524396
it worked for 2016 Wright

this is before 2016 though I think
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>>77523154
>1982 (bottom row second from left)
fuck i must have it
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>>77524407
Players who used should get in. Players who made a mockery of baseball (A-Roid) should be banned from baseball.
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>>77524424
Probably Bonds and Clemens at least will get in. I think it's right.
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>Another game with an awful zone
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>>77524419
Yeah but nowhere near the insane K/BB ratio that Dickey had when he won CYA with the knuckleball. Striking out well over 200 and still barely walking anyone with a knuckleball. And also keeping to a sub-3 ERA with a horrendous defense. That season was literally art.
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>>77524379
Hurr durr they've increased their fly ball rate, must be steroids
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>>77524424
t. roid sox fan
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>>77524445
>That season was literally art.
it also deprived canada of Syndergaard
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>>77524450
increasing your fly ball rate is the new version of steroids
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>>77524455
no one in Boston is butthurt that >we didn't get A-Rod.
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>>77524407
Even the angriest old men in the world can't decide exactly when the "steroid era' started and stopped.

Judge the environment, not the man for living in that environment. Especially when MLB was complicit in everything, by not wanting to know or do anything when abuse was rampant. People always talk about "what about the kids trying to break into the game who were kept out by abusers sticking around too long" but nobody says "what about the league who knowingly didn't do anything for those players and financially benefited from the situation?"

Let them in for being the best of their time.
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>>77524467
Flat seams are the conditions that Doyer fans deem fair. They will deny this but it's true!
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>>77524467
60 suspension for any player adding lift to his swing
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>>77523739
underrated post
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>the commonwealth of kansas
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>>77524473
this
judge by best in their era first, then against the all-timers
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>>77524473
Bud Selig getting into the hall of fame while the players are kept out is a travesty. If anyone from that era should be banned, it's him.
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>>77524445
worth at least 3 syndergaards desu

can't compare Wright to that season obviously but holding down a 3.33 ERA at fenway aint easy, and he dropped off toward the end of the year iirc (before Farrell ended his fucking career with a pinch-run LMAO). the rest of his stats really don't compare though (the only good one was a 0.7 HR/9, as a knuckleballer) but despite that he had a lot of good starts where that shit fucking MOVED man

i do miss dickGOD though
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.323/.463/.677 so far here in St Pete

the duda definitely abides
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>>77524445
>that lineup
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Monday Night Baseball gamethread is up and running.

>>77524522
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>>77524546
I don't think the San Francisco Giants are a very good baseball club this season.
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>>77524536
at least thole wasn't a complete black hole at the time
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>>77516232
>take your fake ass back to the woodlands

Aaaaahahahahaha
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>>77524552
They'll come back.
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>Triggering nornies with pasta
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>>77524433
itll be funny seeing Roger "I thought it was a baseball I swear" Clemens in the HOF
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>>77524473
>77524473

I agree with you.

I think the biggest mistake people make to think about this is they think like steroid made Barry Bonds a great player. Like he would be a lot worse without it. But this is really wrong definitely. If you look at Mitchell Report, most players appeared there are nobodies. Maybe Bonds doesn't hit 73HR by one season without PED, but his career total is only a little higher than Hank Aaron who did not use PED. So it's possible to get Bonds' total without PED.

Even if he didn't take steroid, Barry Bonds would have HOF numbers I think.
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>>77524536
What? A bunch of guys hitting less than .250? You have that now.
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>>77524552
I sometimes try to remind them when I go to the park and sit up in view reserve, but they JUST WON'T LISTEN
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>>77524592
>Hank Aaron who did not use PED
That's what the BBWAA wants you to think
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>>77524609
All the Old greats did it. Ruth injected himself with bull semen,
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>>77524609
Well maybe Hank Aaron used amphetamine or something but I don't think steroid or HGH.

But it's another good point. Because many players used amphetamine before Steroid Era.
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>>77524366
He means someone who isn't as good as their stats or popular reputation would suggest. He excludes rookies because they often fall in to this category because if they happen to have a hot streak in their first half-season, people extrapolate from that and expect them to hit 60 homers a year for the rest of their career.
Moose Tacos is the answer btw. Only walking 4% of the time and I don't buy the power surge.
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B*rry B*nds and R*g*r Cl*m*ns
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>>77524407

Jose Canseco

the man is an institution of baseball
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>>77524636
Writing that scumbag book did more good for baseball than anything that faggy Selig ever did
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>>77524636
his twitter is fucking hilarious
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>>77524324
nigga.
We're on fucking 4chan, I'm a royals fan, I've falseflagged before. We're all anonymous, (you)'s are entertaining as fuck.

"They really got you in deep"

You've got a Canadian flag tho, so you can't false flag, if you did you'd have to put on a fucking VPN.
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>1-hit by the Pirates
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CHC Cubs vs SF Giants (#1 of 3)

10:08 PM ET | 9:08 PM CT | 7:08 PM PT

>>77524666
>>77524666
>>77524666
>>
Rays vs Stros ALCS will have putrid ratings
>>
Hopefully my Tigers land some major signings this offseason. This shit is unacceptable
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Adam Lind knocks in the go ahead run in the 8th and is now hitting .394 as a pinch hitter.
>clutch
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>>77524718
who?
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>>77524713
Your tigers fucked themselves over and are going to be stuck in mediocrity and with a bunch of dinosaurs for years
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>>77524746
Well you can be a little more polite about it
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>>77524737
Adam Lind nigger
>you mean you didn't know?
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os vs. angels

>>77524758
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>tfw no game tonight
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>mfw sean doolittle, ryan madson and brandon kintzler
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>>77524592
>Even if he didn't take steroid, Barry Bonds would have HOF numbers I think.
The thing that stands out about Bonds with some people is that he could have even retired before the years when he was suspected of using steroids, and he would have been voted into the HoF for sure. But because of what he did later, they want him to suffer by ignoring everything he did cleanly (which includes all the stuff he did without steroids while other big stars were already using them).

With Bonds in particular, you have to think about his decision at the time he made it. He looked at what the league was tolerating (and even promoting) as players who weren't normally as good as he was were being celebrated by everyone, from the fans to the league itself. He wasn't some pioneer i the field of steroids. He was a great player who saw the writing on the wall that said "the league only cares about what you can do on the field."

>1998 home run race hype
Well OK MLB, if that's what you want...
>>
>>77524778
They went out to dinner with the Yankees.
>>
>>77524778
You can still watch the best athlete in LA if ya want. He'll be batting in about 10 minutes :)
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>>77524815
Kershaw is on the DL.
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JUST
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>padres
>>
So is the Seattle vs Oakland game blacked out in Washington? Aint on the TV or radio...
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>>77524833
>'athlete'
>can't even hit 90 on his fastball
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>>77524852
SKIP
>>
>>77524778
oh well. time for some power rankings:

DOYERS BULLPEN POWER RANKINGS
>God tier
1. Jansen (1.30)
>Top tier
2. Baez (1.74)
3. Morrow (1.82)
>Good but inconsistent tier
4. Avilan (2.70)
5. Fields (2.75)
>Meh tier
6. Watson (3.51)
7. Stripling (3.53)
>Not making postseason roster tier
8. Cingrani (6.04)
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>>77524815
>as if I would deny Trout is the best active player in baseball

Why would I do that? He's a nice guy and helluva ballplayer. I ain't even mad the Angels have the best player in baseball.

I'll take the best team in baseball over the best player any day.
>>
>>77524876
>doing power rankings on /sp/ in /v/ style instead of /sp/ style
get out you filthy doyer newfag casual
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Oh that's youngest not fasted. okay
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>>77524901
>browsing /v/
manchildren pls go
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>>77524902
I, for one, welcome our new Bruce Hooper Overlord
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>>77524921
>implying trout isn't our quiet overlord
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>>77524902
>the cardinals will never have a player as great as al ever again
>he walked and our kike front office let him
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>>77524950
>paying a 45 year old 30+ million a year
>>
Reminder that Pujols had a .329 batting average from the start of his career to the end of his time in St Louis. He's been cromulent in Anaheim, but clearly he should've retired young
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>>77524778
explains the extra garbage in tonight's Giants thread

like fucking clockwork
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>>77524902
Sup guys
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>>77524947
Mike Trout
>zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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>>77524982
I have no idea who that is
>>
>>77524995
A meme rookie on a hot streak who will regress like Judge any minute now.
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>>77524974
>tfw too many games ahead to care about the Giants
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THE SHITTY OF BAY AREA
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>>77516461
Red Sox Starters ERA

>Sale 2.70
>Pomeranz 3.36
>Price 3.82
>Rodriguez 4.08
>Grapes 4.70
>Fisther 5.03
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>>77525004
He's hitting just like how he was hitting in the minors (dingers and .265-270).
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>>77525040
White Sox Starters

Rodon: 4.66
Gonzalez: 5.15
Holland: 5.27
Pelfrey: 5.34
Shields: 6.03
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>>77525040
Would the Red Sox trust Rodriguez in the playoffs?
>>
>>77525057

yeah, but.. think about all those prospects.
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>>77525064
Considering Grapes shit the bed last year against the tribe I'd say so.
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>>77525057
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>The Shantytown of San Francisco
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is baseball Jesus's favorite sport?
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>>77524982
Needs 1405 more PAs to hit 150 at his current pace. 4th place in the order gets 4.33 PAs per game, which comes out to 325 more games. Assuming he plays every game here on out, that's the 112th game of the 2019 season, where he'd be somewhere around 24 years old and 20-30 days.
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>>77525112
there are about a million latinos names Jesus that love baseball, so yeah, probably. Soccer too.
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>>77525112
A lot of exit velocity for a hired savior
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>>77525057
I think it is highly offensive to the rest of actual major league starters to call those people "starters".
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>>77525057
more like Finishers, because once they are in, it's finished.
>>
Somebody hook us up with a new general
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Off days are the worst
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>>77525057
Phillies starters:
Aaron Nola: 3.12
Jerad Eickhoff: 4.56
Vince Velasquez: 4.82
Nick Pivetta: 5.89
Zach Eflin: 6.13
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>>77525174
i got you senpai
>>77525202
>>77525202
>>77525202
new thread
>>77525202
>>
Yankees will win the world series in 2019. screen cap this
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Okay let's make a real thread now
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>>77525219
>buttmad dodgers fan detected
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Mets are down but not out
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>>77525233
Guess again.
>>
new thread
>>77525202
>>77525202
>>77525202
>>77525202
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