/f1/ - Formula 1 general - Vettel's crib edition

>>76812700

wtf I love the bahamas now

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Reminder that Vettel is oinly partially at fault and that Hamilton and Mercedes are lying frauds

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>"Lewis didn't use the brakes"

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nth for ricciardo

who /OCON/ here?

>>76812721
this would be too good to ever happen sadly

>>76812763
the telemetry they show on tv is never synced with real time

>>76812795

Are his shift lights synced with his speed in real time?

>>76812763
Isn't it normal to break right in the corner?
I find it more strange that he's not accelerating after he's through it.

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>>76812795
we've been over this...just read the last thread and take the /ResSeason/ pill. Also this>>76812813

>>76812700
>third world country
>mph

Story checks out.

>>76812763
The only person who said that is Benson and some dipshit from Sky

nobody else is arguing that

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>>76812824
Can you make the image any bigger I can't see shit, thanks

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>>76812851

What does the "CBE" stand for?

>>76812830
technically we're supposed to be using the metric but all the signs are in imperial and everyone else uses it too

>>76812875
>tfw too poor to buy new signs

>>76812888
>implying they aren't replaced with new imperial unit one's every time

>>76812872

Cucked by Bernie Ecclestone

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>>76812835
Benson already retracted that statement (now that nobody is interested anymore, what a cunt)
Also to sum up so far:


People who think it was partly Hamilton's fault:

> Bernie Ecclestone, the man who's been around in F1 since the 50s, was a driver, has run teams, and has owned the sport.
>Jackie Stewart, a 3xWDC and easily among the top 10 drivers of all time
>Jacques Villeneuve, 1xWDC and Indy500 winner from when Indycar was actually good
>Dr. Helmut Marko, a former racing driver and current leader of the most succesfull young racing talent scouting academy in the last 2 decades
People who think HAM dindu nuffin -

> Sky F1, notorious niggercock gobblers
>Andrew Benson, known for heaps of British bias in his """"journalism"""" (now retracted his statement)
>People online who've never driven a racing car in their lives.


>>76812851
more zoom you mean? give me a minute

>>76812888
kek

>>76812872
can be exciting

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>>76812851

>>76812872
Cucked By adelaidE

>>76812872
Cock too Big to Enter

>>76812905
They both were at fault, a 10 second penalty was fair, hamilnigger going to keep whining because he couldn't pass vettel. "P-pls tell valtteri to back vettel onto me so vettel can drs him"

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>mfw comfy Kimi stays another season
>mfw Grosjean will be out after this season

Vettel to be investigated on his birthday, kek.

>The FIA has confirmed that it is continuing to investigate the incident involving Sebastian Vettel and Lewis Hamilton at last weekend’s Azerbaijan GP “in order to evaluate whether any further action is necessary.”

>It says that a meeting will be held on Monday July 3, with the outcome known before the next race in Austria – which means that any penalty that results can be applied at that time.

>One of the problems Vettel faces is that last year he escaped punishment for swearing at Charlie Whiting on the radio in Mexico, and while the two incidents are different, the question of bringing the sport into disrepute through “foul play” could come up.

https://adamcooperf1.com/2017/06/28/fia-confirms-vettelhamilton-investigation/

cleaning the german cancer from f1

Where is the buttblasted bong?

>>76812986
realistically they won't do anything major or the championship is fucked
he'll just have to read a statement about how the BBC is superior to his tiny white cock and that'll be it

Fuck it's hilarious how desperate Hamilton fans are to prove he a good boy he dindu nuffin.

If it was the other way around, I'd be LMAO that Vettel brake checked Hamilton and got away with it, which made Vettel rage the fuck out and get a 30 second penalty that cost him a race win, which meant Hamilton only lost 2 WDC points to Vettel instead of 15.

But no, it's more important to prove that Lewlew is a good boy.
The absolute state of #TeamLHSkyF1RedditCoco44

>>76813001
banned

>>76812905
Bernie, Stewart and Villeneuve are contrarians. They're only blaming Lewis to generate controversy and get people paying attention to them. Marko is a Vettel cocksucker and has been for 15 years, just like Rob Wilson is a Kimi cocksucker and has been for 15 years

If you're genuinely suggesting Bernie and fucking Jacques Villeneuve of all people are reputable, I would suggest you kys yourself

I wonder what side Alonso would take though, seeing as he hates both Lewis and Sebastian :^)

>>76812872
Cock Blowing Expert

>>76812986
It sets a horrible example but FIA are such pussies about everything that they won't even slap him on the wrist.

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>>76812986
when did everything get so...beta?
I hope bsed Arrivabene is already "speaking" to Jean about his reelection and a few certain mafia friends that didn't like how jean treated them in his post Ferrari career.

>>76813003
>implying Vettel's dick doesn't swing past his knee
>implying the FIA lets an evil priviledged white man get away with such a racist offence

>>76813029

kek, what for?

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>it's another "HAM cries and the FIA listens" episode

>>76812986
DSQ and race ban.

Lewis crashes out first corner of that race.

I want drama and Valtteri winning the WDC with only 1 win.

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>>76813034
They are right tho.
Alonso is currently sucking the Mercedes cock for favours so he'll side with Lewis. And just in case you aren't trolling neither of these guys is saying Vettel did nothing, they are saying that Hamilton is not faultless in this incident and this whole thing has been blown up way too much.

>>76813085
>Lewis crashes out first corner of that race.

*Ferrari driver Gio the Nazi crashes out Hamilton of the first corner of that race.

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>>76813048
the stern look of a man who's seen people being killed in fron of him

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>>76813111
TRIPS OF TRUTH

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>>76813121

>me in the truck

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>>76813111
that would be the best timeline

>>76813120
also his daughters log cutter

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>>76813133
Bear of truth

>>76812744
>Gim...
Meme magic

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What a """""racer""""".

>>76813111
I like this timeline.

>>76813111
>4 threads of just BASEDNAZI

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>>76813201
holy shit what a cunt

"I'm sure Seb has it in his contract but I would never want to be the clear #1".
t. Lewis "I'm not slowing down for anyone, even my teammate or my safety or my engine" Hamilton 2016

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https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/f1-vettel-fia-investigation-ferrari-924519/amp/

Press F to pay respects

>>76813201
"If he is not fighting anyone"

Completely reasonable. I like Hamilton a lot more after this race.

>>76813265
F

uck poowis lamilton

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would be funny if VET go drive torrorosso for the accident and HAM, you know, go pick cotton outside where he belongs

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>>76813111

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>>76813294
you always make me laugh, Russia

>>76812413
>It's the Japanese who struggle with that
Who came up with the idea that Asians have trouble pronouncing the L? It's the R they can't do

>>76812713
shit OP desu senpai

>>76813317

This is actually right

>>76813267
Lol so he'd let bottas potentially get drs'd by vettel just for a slim chance at passing vettel? Fuck hamilton

>>76813034
to be fair Villeneuve said that the whole thing was great live on french tv because it created passion and he wanted to see them battle hard on the track to settle their problem

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>>76813399
double doubs of truth

>>76813432

Is he running out of money? He was on italian TV pre and post race

>>76813492
surely he has loads of royalty payments from his album :^)

>>76813492
Does he shit on pilots on italian tv ?
Here he always shit on some pilots and mock them, Sainz is his favourite target this year

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>>76813492
He does commentary for Canal+ and is an occasional guest on Sky UK Germany and Italy

>>76813555

Yeah, but when he's there he hates Stroll. Probably because he's deemed to become more succesful than him and his father combined

>>76813555
>>76813619
He shits on Stroll so often that he got banned from the Williams hospitality/garage

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>>76813075
>it's another "HAM cries and the FIA listens" episode

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Who here /miss caterham/?

>>76813959
That's such a nice tint of green

>>76813959

I /missmanor/ more

>>76813267
Yeah but you are by far the most retarded person in /f1/. You even make Hamilcucks look like reasonable individuals who are in touch with reality. You should really namefag so I don't have to filter all Fingolians.

>>76813959
They were such a shit team but the grid needed their incompetence to make teams like Williams and Toro Rosso look good by comparison

>>76813723
saved

>>76813034
The point is that everyone who agreed it was a brake test are former drivers/ team owners. The only people denying a brake test are journalists, who've never actually raced, so wouldn't know how subtle a brake test can actually get.

And out of those, one journalist retracted his statement.

I don't know about you, but I trust the judgement of former WDCs more than journalists, when it comes to driving tricks.

>>76814009
They had the best looking cars on the grid imo

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Hey guys, how can you be sure Hamilton brake check Vettel? I mean, there's no visual proof of it

>>76814329
Then why didn't the FIA came to the same conclusion analysing the telemetry? Expert opinions are still subjective. Telemetry is hard data.

>>76814490
Affirmative Action

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>>76814490
see >>76813723 and unironically >>76814555

FIA have literally never touched Mercedes. They tried with the FRIC suspension but that was doomed to fail from the start. Wanna illegally test your tires to turn your entire season around? Sure thing. Burning oil? Let's not get ahead of ourselves here, 2018 isn't that far away. Don't want to make a knee-jerk reaction am I right?

>>76813959
>British racing green

Sucks a good looking colour

>>76814490
See
>>76812939
>>76813723

Plus, it's not good for marketing purposes. For better or worse, Poois brings in more casual fans than any other driver. Calling him out would damage that casual fanbase, as a lot of them might leave if told the only guy they follow did a dirty trick

disgrace...no comment...

>>76814329
>The only people denying a brake test are journalists, who've never actually raced
Stewart, Ecclestone and Villeneuve based their opinions on the camera footage rather than the telemetry from the two cars from which the FIA deemed Lewis not to have brake-checked because he didn't do anything differently from the previous safety car restarts.

Martin Brundle, that notorious despicable journalist who has never raced a single car in his life, believes that Vettel ran into Hamilton rather than Hamilton brake-checking Vettel. Karun Chandhok (again, when has HE ever driven a racing car?) thinks the same, but admits that when he first watched he believed Hamilton had brake-tested, and only on further inspection did he see that Vettel was predominantly at fault. And those two aren't known for espousing fervent, biased support for Hamilton, either. Then you've got Danny Sullivan: "Who's he?", I hear you shout. Well, the FIA think he's so unqualified that they even made him the official Driver Steward for Azerbaijan, noting his accomplishments of 15 F1 races, 1 Indy 500 victory and a CART Championship—that's impressive considering he's never even stepped foot in a racing car before!

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>>76814658
That's not British Racing Green. They did use British Racing Green until 2012, but in 2013 they changed shades to a lighter colour. Pic related is BRG.

ted's the hardest working cuck in business

http://www.f1strategyreport.com/2017/06/27/f1-strategy-report-podcast-2017-episode-8-azerbaijan-grand-prix/

>>76814828

I'm not saying you're wrong but, citations needed.

>>76814628
problem is, Germans are very good at cheating

>>76814828
>Brundle
>Chandhok

They're employed by British channels, mate. It's poor marketing. Choco brings in a lot of casual fans. It's not smart to turn them off the sport by alleging the guy they watch for is a cheat, especially while working for British TV.


As for the steward - >>76813723

>>76815064
better than nothing, Brits aren't good at anything

>>76815064
>Germans

Brawn (a Brit) masterminded the tire test, and the engine is developed at Brixworth by Andy Cowell, another Brit. The only thing German about Mercedes is the money

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>>76815064
>>76815098

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I feel a Finnish win coming in Austria. Who will it be? If repeating integers it's Gimi :D

>>76815200
Bottas. Gimi going to get smacked lap 1 again

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>>76814478

Friendly reminder that the last time F1 had this many headlines was when Senna and Prost crashed eachother to decide the championship

Friendly reminder that F1 is being resurrected right now

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>>76815200
Based

>>76815084
Chandhok stated his opinion in Motor Sport magazine, not Channel 4. Motor Sport readers are the opposite of casual and not the type to suck up to Hamilton. As for Brundle, given, but his opinion was very different to most of the rest of the Sky team, and even had the gall to say Vettel didn't deserve any further penalty.

>As for the steward
>le conspiracy against Vetlel meme
There is no conspiracy. Simply, Todt hasn't exactly been most pleased with Sebastian after Mexico last year, where he felt Vettel was bringing the sport into disrepute after swearing at Charlie. In other sports, if you verbally abuse the officials, you get punished, suspended or banned.

Vettel got away with a slap on the wrist then, but Todt was very clear that any further controversies and he wouldn't be so lucky.

If you want to claim that Todt is biased? He's a Ferrari man through and through. He wouldn't punish Seb just because Lewis was whining on the radio like a baby, there would have to be firm standing behind it. And unfortunately for Seb, there is indeed firm standing.

>>76815084
brundle yes, not chandok

>>76815123
>tfw autistic indians always take your tongue-in-cheek comments seriously making bants impossible

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Repeating numerals and vettel will either be disqualified or finish <10th

>>76815282
it isn't even close. It is a non-situation trying to be artificially pumped up by media and I assume the new American owners like it. It just seems so forced.

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>>76815200

>>76815200
I can get behind this

>>76815355
I can't get behind this

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>>76815355

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>>76815355
everybody knows you need at least trips for a DSQ.

I really really like race cars

>>76815312
>What is Channel 4

>>76815324
Sorry m80, there are other Brits in here who are $100% about this

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>>76815458
Alright, here you go

>>76815555
kek

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designated shitting bucket

>>76815514
he wasn't stating that opinion for Channel 4 and like I said, he's not a Hamilshit shill like some pundits are.

>>76815555
cheked and keked

>>76815355
>>76815458
>>76815555

shit

>>76813201
These images with shitty typography on them are really poorly done.

>>76815514
a good and fair channel.

>>76815598
Indians are uglier than black people

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>>76815458
>>76815555
should've been careful what you wished for, Felix

>>76815634

Really? Fuck.
Well, guess I better make a webm with audio of what he said instead...

>>76815555
has that bloke nicked Anthony Davison's beer?

Max is going to win next GP

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Just dropping in to say Pastor Maldonado was unironically in the right

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>>76815598

>>76815685
'No'

>>76815706

Yes.

>>76815701
can you write "property of force india" on the bucket

>>76815685
>>76815726
nein

>>76815726
No.

>>76815734
*Force One

>>76815458
never forget

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>>76815697
Based Pastor

>>76815749

*Forced Out of India

>>76815735
>>76815739

joo.

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>>76812905
>From when Indycar was actually good
Get in faggot, we're making it great again.

>>76815773
>you know remember lotus mercedes

>>76815773

>Verstappen does his late block cunt act
>Maldonado doesn't give a single fuck
>Verstappen so terrified by the size of Maldonado's balls that he locks up and misses the corner

Based Pastor

>>76815555
goede paal, ik kom hier speciaal voor jou

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>>76815749
What are we supposed to nickname Foreskindia after they change their name to Force One?

>>76815773
amx had that won and under control and still fuckt it

kek

>>76813201
Hamilton: “Guys if Valtteri can’t catch the man ahead, tell him to slow down a bit to cause a bad wake.”
From the transcript on f1fanatic. That close.

>>76815781
*Forced sex on a bus in Delhi

>>76815913

>>76794980

>>76815826
Nei.

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>>76812905
>People who think HAM dindu nuffin -
>> Sky F1

Well there you go, I mean, Sky F1 wouldn't just lie about something, now would they?

>>76815697
2bh neither was right or wrong there, just a racing incident. HAM pushed Pastor out and when he was going back the kerb wouldn't let him turn correctly

>>76815883
>>76815908

It was Verstappens 8th race in a worse car against Maldonados 85th

>>76815972

Die mutter sei gesicht

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>>76815773

>>76816022
I don't like this Finn

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Ocon/Perez contact few seconds before the accident.
(source : onboard from canal+)

>>76816105

Well I don't like you either JaQuon

>>76815773
based Pastor working Max into a shoot

>>76816022
>dei mutter sei gesicht
Kek'd. That was the catchphrase of a friend of mine.
Still no though

>>76816168

You from Saarland?

>>76815891
>FOne
>Force Juan
>Air Force One
>totally not Vijay Mallya Formula One Racing team from India
idk

>>76815945
I have never seen a problem with them before, good to know lad.

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>>76816167
Kek

Still the GOAT tweet

>>76816147
Finnish names are just as cookoo as nog names 2bh

>>76816299

My name is Dave

>>76816320
My name's Steve

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Will Amx ever get on the podium again?

>>76816022
The 2015 Lotus was a dog literally every race with the exception of Spa where they got a good setup for Romain

>>76816380
Yes. But he'll never win a race again

>>76816345
You have to go back, Esteban.

>>76816380
Max will be the next new WDC

>>76816345

Hey Steve don't be so mean to Max hez a gud boi

>>76816392

Then how did they finish over Toro Rosso in the constructors championship that year?

>>76816396

Come on he will probably not win Austria but you can't really think that. Of all current drivers who hasn't been WDC yet Max is the most likely to do so

>>76815891
How do they call that jewish foreskin cutoff?

>>76816392
tfw Pastor was running ahead until he clipped the curb

>>76816216
Nah, from Baden. I suppose our dialect is not super different from Saarland's though.

>>76816380
Yes, once Ricciardo realizes he's gonna be a mediocre driver forever and will never win a WDC and ragequits F1 so he stops sucking the attention, mechanics and technology away from his 19 year old team mate that has 3 less years of experience

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Vettel dindu nuffin.
He a good boy.
He be turnin' his life around and goin' church and skool and shit.

Nigger

>>76816411
>Max
That's not how you spell Valtteri Bottas

>>76816511
I agree

>>76816345
Unironically Bruce here

>>76816404
Mexicans are dirty and I wish they'd go back home but I'd rather have them than a bunch of refugee terrorists. At least Mexican food is good

>>76816467
I actually like you Dave, you were just a downer on my webm. Wasn't even trying to put amx down desu, just praising goat Pastor

>>76816615
>At least Mexican food is good
desu so are doner kebabs

literally the only positive point of muslim arab immigration

>>76815555
shit nigga

damn

>>76816604
Sören reporting in

>>76816665
fuckin missed it by one

fucks sake

My mate just told me Kubica is getting Palmer's seat after Hungary

>>76816666
shit nigga

damn

>>76816665
Never had arab food really, gives me the shits just thinking about it. Maybe I confuse it with Indian food. They are all the same to me

>>76816604
nah you're Jum

>>76816666
very nice post

>>76816467
>Then how did they finish over Toro Rosso in the constructors championship that year?
TR had a lot of engine and electrical unreliability but was the quicker car, as evidenced by Verstappen nearly getting on the podium in Hungary, a downforce circuit. The Lotus had zero downforce and was initially designed for a Renault engine; they had to start from scratch with less than 6 months to go to fit the Merc one in, basically.

>>76813959
>Airbus
>Safran
>GE
>Beautiful Green livery

Wasted goat team

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>>76816843
>They are all the same to me
>he doesn't rate Indian food

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>>76816140

Good lad Ocon.
Perez has repeatedly pushed him around knowing he could get away with it, because Ocon isn't a cunt like Perez and actually wants to do well for the team, not just himself.

Hopefully that Mexicunt will think twice next time.

>>76816467
That's questionable. I was memeing about him never winning again, but his WDC is not guaranteed. He might be the fastest but also the most reckless driver on the grid. He also seems entitled, short tempered and screws up his own strategy with his le drive fast as fug meme. Also considering how little patience he has, already willing to jump ship after one year at Red Bull he might as well end up like Alonso.

>>76816982
Perez drives into Ocon twice. He doesn't have the race line on the second corner. Ocon did nothing wrong

>>76816961
Never tried it. I've only heard about it giving people the shits and it smells like poison. It could be good but I have a sensitive stomach so no thanks

>>76817108
>I have a sensitive stomach
doesn't really matter as long as you have a nice street nearby, if you catch my drift

>>76816886
Why didn't they get Renault engine?

>>76817134
I already take five shits a day, if I started eating Indian food I'd surely be shitting on the streets. I can only feel for my Pajeet friends

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>>76810305
What's up with Finns and their wrong tires? Even though that one was a practice pit stop, that happened to Bottas.
"Oh.. you brought another tire.. W-well, I'll just go then!"

>>76816665
>>76816843
Döner kebab is Turkish though, Arab one has a different name unless they use our name for publicity. And theirs smell awful for some reason. Never ever got the balls to try one because how awful their restaurant smells. Both gyros, shawarma and döner mean the same thing in their languages, but their preparation is different so they "must" use their own names.

I tried falafel once. Didn't like it, almost threw up. Friends had soup from a Syrian restaurant, I said no, they got poisoned. Never going to touch Arab food. I don't know whether it's le bad refugees or the food actually being terrible, but I never had a good experience. Really wanted to try shawarma but the smell just puts me off. I honestly rather freshly cut stomach smell to that. At least I know that when I'm done with the stomach it won't smell.

>>76817205
They went to Mercedes engine for 2015 because of the shitshow that Renault were in 2014, and I think Merc engines were slightly cheaper as well; a natural choice for a team whose owners were decimating their budget.

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>>76817274
>5 shits a Day
American Digestive System

>>76817274
>five shits a day
how

>>76817346
Hmm I always felt like Lotus was the Renault factory team between 2009-2016

>>76817283
Based Ottoman. Mexicans > refugees

>>76817353
>>76817378
Yeah my digestive system is fucked. Might've exaggerated the five but normally like three. Like I took a shit after coffee this morning and I just had a tuna sandwich and now have to shit again.

6' 150 lbs btw not a fatty

>>76817490
nah.
Renault stoped any Support around 2010 or 2011. Due to FIA fuckery they still had to use the Renault name till 2011

>>76817490
>>76817571
Renault sold the team at the end of 2009

>>76817353
I remember the whistle grill. Must be a comfy job.

>>76818124
>I remember the whistle grill.

>he remembers things from 5 days ago

That's amazing!
PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY

>>76817079
This. And Ocon is so nice, he said the next time he will leave enough room for Perez. Unfortunately, this is how you become a barrichello.

>getting pushed to page7 by faggy moor shitposting
nice community here

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>>76819175
Maybe. "German" with Rayban + BMW is a huge meme here.

>>76819539

>being such a snowflake that you think your one line joke deserves it's own thread

>>76819539
what happened to the alberto barbosas?

>>76819809
lost to a cocaine smuggling country because their team took shit benulties

>>76819720
there were 2 lines to that joke tho.
>bogan counting skills

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Stefania and JEV hanging out together, what did they mean by this?

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>>76819622
>sticker in the middle of the windscreen

>>76820578
not to mention the godawful stancing

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First safety car, next to Kvyat's car. Makes me question if Hamilton actually planned it after realizing Vettel is right on his tail. It's the same thing. Safety car just blew past while Hamilton stayed around 70km/h.

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>>76820060

I was referring to the shitposters spamming threads
>leaf reading compression

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>exposed

>>76817283
>Friends had soup from a Syrian restaurant, I said no, they got poisoned
Was probably the juice from an isis soldier's corpse and/or a little Aleppo kid killed by nerve gas.

>>76812754
>>76812763
>>76812813
>>76812824
You're STILL banging on about this? Christ that's sad, you must be really mad. Daily reminder that it's Hamilton's prerogative to set the pace, so yeah, stay butthurt lol.

>>76812872
Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire

I'm not joking that's actually what it stands for

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Why don't Force India call themselves "Mallya", after Vijay Mallya who owns the team?

Think about it. Basically every F1 team is named after the guy who founded the team, unless they're named after the company/manufacturer that owns it (Red Bull, Toro Rosso, Renault, Mercedes).

Ferrari = Enzo Ferrari
McLaren = Bruce McLaren
Williams = Frank Williams
Sauber = Peter Sauber
Haas = Gene Haas
Brabham = Jack Brabham

And even Renault and Mercedes are named after people as well (Renault after the Renault brothers that founded the company, and Mercedes after the daughter of a guy who raced Daimler cars)

So calling themselves "Force One" just sounds a bit cringe and nonspecific. A racing team should have character. Mallya should stamp his name on it.

>>76820782
Why would Hamilton intentionally brakecheck Vettel and risk damage to his car? He's not an idiot.

He just wanted to back the pack up and let the safety car pull away for the restart so that the cars don't catch up to it halfway down the straight like in GP2 last year. I get that /f1/ hates Hamilton but at this point you're denying basic facts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHURLy01g8I

>>76821769
>Why would Hamilton intentionally brakecheck Vettel and risk damage to his car? He's not an idiot.
apart from the fact he's done it at least once before.

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>>76821769
We both know that crashes at that speed are absolutely nothing, he isn't risking anything. That's a really shit defense.
My view is not he did in on purpose, but he is also at fault. Seeing how he braked at that corner made me lean on the brake test disguised as letting the safety car go view.
Also over the top view is better. Why didn't anyone make a webm of this?

>>76821671
Probably holding off until they know if Mallya ends up deported.

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>>76822034
>Why didn't anyone make a webm of this?
They did

>>76822091
well fug you my webm is better

>>76822034
>Seeing how he braked at that corner made me lean on the brake test disguised as letting the safety car go view.
He didn't do anything significantly differently from the other safety car restarts. The only difference was Vettel was mad that he was caught out on the previous one so stayed closer to Hamilton while not paying attention to what Hamilton was doing.

It's the car behind's responsibility to avoid crashing behind the safety car and during safety car restarts unless the leading car is driving erratically. Ergo, Vettel's fault for not paying attention.

>>76821769
I don't think he did it with the intention to brake check vettel, you're right he probably was letting the safety car pass, but that still caused this whole shitshow to happen and I think he should've gotten a penalty.
If I dig a ditch to get some dirt I'm still responsible when some retarded kid falls in it

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When was the last time we has a race as meme as Baku?

Canada 2011?

>>76822034
in most other sports if you got fouled and then stood up and shoved the guy in rage you would get penalized and possibly even ejected. it doesnt really matter how hard you shoved him, its the reaction that gets penalized.
the fia shouldnt really set a precedent that it is ok to rage if you do it at a slow enough speed.
both of them are at fault for this but vettel reacted the nog in this situation.

>>76821671
He should just go back to Jordan Grand Prix

Hello! I am the ethically born Citizen of the Great british. (Do not believe me? I have the solid evidence. I do not have to show it to you, but I have it.)

First, I will make the statement! That is that I am not the follower of the Lewis Hamilton, oh no. But the Lewis he was the innocent man. He only the pure driving and will of the god. There is nothing more to complain. This is my neutral answer of this man.

But this Vettel, he is a bad man. The boy is not the law and has to take a punishment from the charlie the race dictator (no more "fuck you charlie", that is no good.) They have to remove the bad news before he is poissoning the brain of the children.

There is no more story. I will now "post" the replying to a message. Goodbye!

I'm a fucking nigger and I brake checked Vettel.

I also brake checked Webber and Vettel at Fuji.

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Hey guys it's me Ricky
on vacation in the Bahamas, it's awesome here

>>76822418
WTF I hate Lewlew now

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>>76812713

Who's house?

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>>76822475

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Say one nice thing about this man.

Hey guys, Lance here. Just wanted to let the hulk know that literally nothing tastes better than podium champagne.

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>>76822034
>We both know that crashes at that speed are absolutely nothing, he isn't risking anything.
Forgot to respond to this, but he had damage to his diffuser that Merc were repairing during the red flag. Not the most significant damage in the world but it's still damage and for all Lewis knew it could've been much worse, maybe even given him a puncture if Seb hit him at the wrong angle. It might "only" have been at a slow speed but if you brake test an F1 car, you're bracing for an impact and preparing for damge.

>>76822334
Once again, Hamilton drove similarly to the other SC restarts during the race. He didn't suddenly stamp on the brakes and force Vettel to crash into him. Vettel wasn't paying attention to Hamilton's gradual slowing.

>>76822346
Hungary 2015

>>76822374
This is correct.

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I think we now know where the British Hamilton lover went

>>76822559
reasonable enough
I don't care much about either of the two cunts seeing that /myguy/ won the race

Hey guys, just wanted to let you know that I'm with you on the fight against foreign influence.
I will outnigger the nigger this season and prove myself as /yourguy/

>>76822601
>anyone who isn't a Vettel shill must be a nigger-loving Hamilton cocksucker
I dislike both drivers, but I'm simply pointing out that sticking your fingers in your ears and screaming "B-B-BUT HE BRAKED IT'S HAMILSHIT'S FAULT" is not a valid argument.

>>76822614
Me neither but /f1/ doesn't seem to have read the rules regarding safety car restarts. I'm just doing them all a favour by correcting their errors.

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>>76822617
good

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>tfw thinkgen about a podium

>>76822334
>If I dig a ditch to get some dirt I'm still responsible when some retarded kid falls in it
10/10

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*blocks your path*

>>76822758
*walks back out and locks the trailer door*

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>>76823054

*finds someone else to have sex with*

>>76823070
you have to be able to get out of the trailer to do that, sophia.

>>76818223
I remember you being a massive faggot as well

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>>76823087

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>>76823101
r u a virgin like Jolyon
answer honestly

>>76823147
>"hurr hurr you're a virgin"

>>>/b/

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>>76823177
Thanks for the honest answer chap :^)

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>>76823147
there's nothing wrong with being a virgin
right?

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>>76823202
>being over 20
>being a virgin
L O L

>>76812713
looks like a concentration camp.

>>76823240
>0% chance of me ever getting HIVAIDS
I see nothing wrong

>>76823202
fun fact: the man in that photo got laid on his 16th birthday.

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>>76823260
Brazil was right about Bahamas then :^)

>>76823147
Jolyon banged Carmen Jorda for a few weeks

gim steering wheel to meh :(

>>76823147
now that's proper pub entertainment.

>>76813265
>vettel b&
>gio the nazi crashes into ham
>buttass new championship leader.
finland wins again.

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Wait what? Stroll holds a record now?
wew

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>More It's Ee Oh
>Ah Ree Ver Benny

(here's the source for pic related btw, look at all these low test, flabby, balding manlets with appalling fashion sense https://www.orbit-developments.co.uk/2015/10/citygate-does-f1-with-johnny-herbert-and-david-croft/ )

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>qt
>god tier helmet
>youngest ever podium
>probably a tight boipussy
You have 5 seconds to explain why Lance isn't /ourguy/ yet

>>76823272
We are always right

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When did you finally accept that you will never see him again?

>>76823518
>juden
>billionaire father
>sister and mum are the qts, not him
>literally 1/8 of his races have been decent

that's why, Miguel

captcha: miguel

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>>76823518
I don't know about the first and fourth ones but I agree
he'll start stealing WDCs after ricky retires

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>>76823398
that doesnt really seem right, but they said the same thing during the broadcast too.

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>>76823587
stroll's record is for youngest podium in their rookie year
amx is for youngest podium overall (2016, and not his 2014 rookie year)
They made up a record to help /ourguy/ get the appreciation he deserves

http://origin-www.whufc.com/articles/20130403/crofty-revved-up-for-olympic-stadium_2236884_3130862

>Crofty is a West Ham divegrass fan
>he has to watch their games on TV when he's halfway across the world
>he's employed by Sky Sports, who own the rights to PL matches in the UK
>his employer doesn't even let him watch matches through their channels and he has to hope a local bar is showing their matches

K E K Croft is even being cucked by his own boss

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>>76823518
You posted the wrong pic, senpai.

>>76823587
>in a rookie season
Max's was second season.

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>>76823629
>Crofty is a West Ham divegrass fan
>Crofty is a West Ham fan
>Crofty is a Ham fan

>>76823674
kek, I didn't even notice

>>76823629
>he's employed by Sky Sports, who own the rights to PL matches in the UK

If it's a 3pm kick off they wouldn't be broadcasting it. UK rules.

>>76823972
what a retarded rule

>>76823972
>tfw 3pm rule is in place to try and help small teams
>tfw supporting Morecambe hurts Crofty

COME ON YOU SHRIMPS

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>>76823972
Doesn't Murdoch also own other countries' versions of Sky/Fox though

>>76824054
It's to try and get people to go to lower league games.
Does it work? debatable.
Does it mean literally everyone in the world has better coverage of UK football than us? Yes.

>>76824084
They will take a direct feed and put their own commentary on it.

>>76824084
I love how the main commentator ends up pushed to the side and behind everyone else while lazenby, who offers nothing other than the occasional pisstake of Ted is near the middle, next to the other commentator.

https://hasstrollcrashedyet.com/

kek, was this taken down before or after Baku?

>>76824084
>brundle the manlet

if all drivers were in equal cars who would come second to alonso?

>>76824928
me

>>76824928
>le fanboi posting

>>>/facebook/

>>76824928
fernando alonso

I kinda want Vettel to get fucked by FIA just to see what kind of Drama would surface.

On the other hand if that does happen then this year will be HWL which will suck a lot, i hope Bottas fucked him up like Nico did last year.

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>>76816140
>mfw i can't watch the based onboard from canal+

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>10 seconds is not enough for dangerous driving, you know that, Charlie

edgy

>>76825081
Vettel will get a 10 place grid penalty in Austria and will still make it on the podium
Hamilton will crash out
the whining will continue

>>76823972
>If it's a 3pm kick off they wouldn't be broadcasting it. UK rules.

>You can not make this shit up.
>But you can
>http://www.punditarena.com/football/english-football/scurtin/premier-leagues-3pm-blackout-explained/
>BASED BRITISH RULES AND TRADITIONS

>>76825204
Maybe we should find another agent Maldonado to execute Hamilton's championship hopes.
When did people start to hate Hamlel though? On his first years he was cheered by tons of people.

>>76825297
OG hamilel hater here.

since 2006.