/nrl/

will be watching wogball instead

>you now remember when vonn wasn't fat

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Does this fat make my chin look silly

>>76403993
she'll be as fat as that blonde pig that's on sunrise or that other fat pig that hosts a current affair

Nice casual sexism mate

Fatties BTFO
Casiano on sucide watch

Girl I used to fuck went from skinny to fat

She gave the best head so it wouldnt bother me cause I just want the head

>>76404134
Virgin

>>76404134
Virgin.

>>76404134
Virgin

>>76404134
παρθένα

Cooper Cronk officially re-signed with Melbourne Storm for 2018.

>>76405094
Where is he gonna go

only niggers like basketball

Gonna go shoot some hoops lads wanna come?

>>76403343
>poofters
>niggers

why did /sp/ bcome /pol/?

>>76405780
>a fookin leaf

cya fairy

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>>76405780
It's just 6 butthurt Aussies, shitposting is all they have to live for when you're exiled to a 3rd world island

>>76405780
This

/sp/ should be above /pol/ faggotry

Oh how I miss pre 2012/sp/

>literal niggers invaded the thread
>proceed to throw feces at each other while chomping out

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He's back and smiling lads

Very muscular bit of reading here lads

http://www.ccsenet.org/journal/index.php/jgg/article/viewFile/62416/33486

>>76405817
>>76405809
two darkies right here

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Thread just reeking right now lads.

DCElite

>>76405844
t. sam dastyari

>>76403343
Cronulla WILL go back to back.

>>76406054
yeah back to back on your mum tonight

TheKennel RUNS /nrl/

>>76406193
this 2bh

>>76405839
That USYD education did that cunt good. All the best to him.

makes me sick acknowledging lebs exist

>>76406221
t. Nicholas Panotopolous

Is there a way its a draw but counts as both teams losing?

>>76406253
Virgin

>>76406257
On behalf of the Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs, I would like to invite you to the Bulldogs Members Forum to be held from 7pm until 9pm this coming Tuesday the 13th of June in the Blueberry Hill Room at the Canterbury League Club. Due to space restrictions, attendance will be available to the first 300 members to RSVP only.

I am sure many of you will have seen the media suggesting Des deliberately avoided the Member function on Sunday night. This is not correct. He will be at the Members Forum next week alongside Ray Dib, Aiden Tolman and I to answer your questions. James Graham unfortunately will not be able to attend due to his commitments with NRL 360.

To ensure the session is orderly, we ask you to submit your questions in advance through the web form through which you RSVP at REMOVED . This will allow us to answer the key themes from Members and then we will open the floor to further questions.

We look forward to seeing you there.

Yours Sincerely,
[IMG]
Raelene Castle

>>76406277
don't (You) me Raelene

>>76406305
Please submit your comments to the RSVP form so that we can have an orderly question format, thanks!

Fucking Ngani Laumape got picked for the All-Blacks

manGODS

Enjoying some M&M Crispy chocolate lads

>>76406470
I bought some cadbury dream. Kind of regret it honestly because it's not as good as milky bar but the IGA had it on sale for half price

Is it just the same anon shilling everybody crispy M&Ms

>>76404134
whore

>>76405817
>hey everyone im SUCH an oldfag of this secret internet club we have here. death to all normies xD

>>76405817
/sp/ was always racist

>>76404134
show me your boipucci

Minstrels > Smarties > M&Ms

>>76407138
Cadbury Crunch > your life

THE KENNEL RULES /NRL/

>>76407379
m8 I rule /nrl/

who /kennel/ here

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having a pack of M&Ms lads

Sorry lads, but I am busy posting in soccer threads. Talk to you later.

>>76407400
my post to like ratio is insane mate
i am literally donald trump of the kennel

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walkie

too many canterbury fagdogs in here tonight

bullGODS

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>He actually watches dive ball
kek

KEK

K E K

Basedogs.

>Jarod Mullen breaks his silence on his drug ban
>lel I just injected some shit a physio said I should
>Not even a club physio just some local cunt
>Didn't even benefit from it cause I needed to be injecting other shit for it to work
>Could've named the cunt to halve my ban but nah mate

Fucking dumb as a brick

>>76405937


*BRAAAAAAAAAP*

watching gayfl while I wait for wogball lads. alert me if the game is good

>>76407468
*SNIIIIIIIIIIF*

Lads seriously wtf went wrong with Vonnie? Did Joey pump and dump her and send her into s depression where she just eats all the time?

>>76407491
Women get fat.

>>76405118
God damn you

>>76407466
Smart enough to heap the blame on an unnamed physio ;)

brapfags do not ruin based female touchie for us

>>76407571
>“I just want to say I take full responsibility for what happened — I’m not here to blame anyone else,” Mullen said.

>>76407587
>Blame someone else
>Say you're not blaming anyone else
???

>>76407536
What did I do?

>>76407491
>joey
>into women

m8..

prostitute

Finishing my block of crunchy m&m choccy lads. Was not impressed.

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>all this manspreading
Pretty disgusting in the yeah of our lord 2017 lads.

Literally unironically tipped storm

>15% body fat
FATSOOOOOO

I'm 80%BF

>>76407731
On ya walkie

>tfw 100% body fat

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>>76407752

I like to edge in the morning then have a super big load at night.

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>15 minutes in to Storm vs Sharks and she gives you this look

Me with the kazoo

Fifita will get injured tonight and won't make it for origin 2.

smellbourne poorm

>pooarks

>grand final rematch
>literally nobody watching

>tfw captained Gallel instead of Smith

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M&ms or Goji berries?

>>76407887
Mix them together

>>76407887
M&Ms throw the berries in the bin you poof

>>76407887
>peepoonuts
Throw them both in the bin

>>76407887
Virgin

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>>76407864
>changed my C from Smith to Gallen 10 mins before the game

>>76407887
i once found a dirty tissue in my goji berries and never ate them again

made me sick too

I work at the goji berries factory lads. Had a cheeky wank and dumped the tissue in one of the bags. Was pretty funny.

>>76407915
Been a while since I've seen that filename.

How is Blair playing lads?

>>76407993
Nah he's at your mums

>>76407775
HNNNNNNNNNG

M&M Crispy or bust to be quite honest family

>imagine being a muslim bulldogs fan
kek

KEK

K E K

>sharks not taking the two
They're going to lose

scott bolton

>ballhog slater it's all about me

64% like:comment ratio lads on the kennel

i'm literally the god of commentary

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>>76408070

BIFFO LADS

>slater passes the ball maloney

Blair got me 11 points so far lads is this good?

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Whats the view like lads?

>>76408189
She is probably pretty cold

>>76408204
>girl asks me if I was cold once when we were alone
>I said no
Found out late it was code
JUST

>>76408220
Virgin

>>76408237
Exactly

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>>76408219
It's true you know

28 year old virgin here lads

>>76408269
Sex addict

>>76408220
code for what

i had an exam supervisor ask me what my nationality was and where i lived

i was busy focusing on the exam, which matters to me, and didnt realise she wanted my dick... or was very interested in a person she didnt wants dicks nationality and where he lived

>>76408284
code for she wants the heat turned up

SLATER BTFO

>Billy No-pass

>Billy slater ignoring that kid

FUCK him

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They keep showing the girl I'm stalking lads

>>76408284
You probably look like a fucking alien and she wanted to know where not to travel on her next holiday with her 7 foot personal trainer boyfriend

>>76408366
>just did a poo lads

Is Luke Lewis secretly GOAT?

>>76408366
>average /nrl/ phoneposter

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>>76408373
>>76408388

Reminder Storm have already won this year's premiership

>>76408397
Good post.

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>>76408402
10 minute sin bin for lying

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>>76408414

>>76408397
>>76408435
based just-did-a-poo-lads poster

>>76408397
>>76408414
>>76408435
>>76408472
All of these posts belong to me

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>>76408505
umm... try again sweety ;)

x

>>76408518
Nice shoop

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Got me

unironically want gaymish and andy to die lads

Got the hood on my hoodie up lads

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Is your fridge running lads?

>>76408546
t. Andy

Sharks will be refballed into a win, calling it now

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>>76408595

>>76408595
>refballed
implying melbourne don't deserve any penalty they get against them.

smith is a grub
munster is a grub
billy is a grub

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>>76408620
Excellent post

What happened to Carmichael hunt? I know he played faggotball for a year, then what?

Would have been no try/knock on if it was broncos scoring

>>76408641
poonion

>>76408641
He transferred to aidsball and kinda drifted away into nothing

>>76408397
Girls don't poo. They go to the bathroom

>>76408659
Virgin

>>76408057
told you guys

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>>76408659
>not licking your gf clean everytime she poos

based maloney starting shit

>>76408713
this
I fucking love that shit

Tricking someone into reading my posts lads

How much fuel does an abo car have lads?

Slater in charge of playing a full season

Slater is dead. F.

Abbo Carr on inability to catch the ball watch

Starting to LOVE the bunker lads

>>76408781
The bunker is and always has been elite

>>76408800
not at all

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Got some egg on my face lads XD

How many points is good for a player to get lads?

>>76408817
>being this ugly and poor

>taking the poo

>>76408839
Shaking the two

>he misses the two
KEK

>sharks work the face
>nothing
>storm work the face
>penalised

>>76408871
It's a most like the home team gets an advantage in this respect to keep the crowds happy. Really makes me think

Based pinkie katie holmes

>>76408905

cheap cunts

I should NOT have traded out based elite McGuire for fat, smelly fatfita

>trying to take 1
KEK what a bunch of poofs

>he fell for the fatfita meme

>7.5k crowd


DO NOT LET /AFL/ SEE THIS POST

based maloney

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>poorm

After almost a decade of peace, Belmore is on the verge of succumbing to old divisions of internal turmoil as a group of former players and officials plot to overthrow the current board.

We can reveal preparations to form a rebel ticket to challenge chairman Ray Dib at next February’s elections are well advanced.

They held an initial meeting two Fridays ago over spring rolls and dim sums at Chinese restaurant in Cronulla, and talks have escalated since.

The club’s Old Boys’ group is believed to be close to throwing its support behind the movement, believing the current regime has lost touch with tradition.

A seminal moment will come early next month, with hundreds of former players invited to a reunion at Canterbury Leagues Club.

No doubt, the current political climate will be a hot topic.

Dib has enjoyed a relatively stable term at the top. His only hiccup came four years ago, when former board member Paul Dunn unsuccessfully challenged him at the ballot box.

Dib can rightfully point to financial clout as a reason to stay in power. When it comes to attracting third party sponsorship, the Bulldogs are unrivalled in Sydney.

But he can’t deny the past nine months has been calamitous.

And the coming months could be even more so as Canterbury desperately tries to reshape its 2018 roster after taking an ambitious punt on the salary cap.

https://au.sports.yahoo.com/league/a/35791066/7th-tackle-dogs-of-civil-war/#page1

kek

KEK

K-E-K

>>76409002
lmao

Imagine being a Sharks fan right now.

>>76409002
(Poo)

Imagine getting BTFO by the most irrelevant brown man in the Storm

Why was that other Kaufusi try disallowed?

hahahahahhahahahhahahahahaha

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>>76409017
>>76409024
KEK bloody hell

>>76409034
Was that the one where Vunivalu's knock back was called a knock on?

>>76409034
Knock on in the lead up

>>76409045
By who?

>>76409052
The guy who tried to catch the cross field kick. One of the wingers. He knocked it into a shark

>giving up possession
Rip 5k

Have you cunts noticed that Sharks purposely drop the ball backwards ('''error''') so they can regather in broken play and break structured defences?

Sharks have the top 3 in errors, might be first, i forget.

They do it so often it's obviously a tactic.

>>76409107
It's just a prank

Townsend clearly knocked that forward just then.

This literal homosexual ref is garbage.

>dicky lepoole

>>76409129
Forward passes only count if you're unpopular and/or not part of the narrative

Sharks lost lads and the loneliness is setting back in

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>>76409107
>1st in errors
>2nd on the table

What did the Sharks mean by this?

>>76409147
got a whole weekend of footy ahead lad

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Just a threadly reminder that if you need help please get it.

https://www.beyondblue.org.au/get-support/get-immediate-support

>>76409162
>1st and 2nd in errors are 2nd and 4th on the table

What did the NRL mean by this?

You are now aware that I am the most aware and insightful poster alive

>>76409182
good pic

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>>76409163
>>76409147
>Footy isn't doing it anymore

>>76409201
Rekindle your romance with the ice addicted prostitute

>>76405780
>tfw trudeau is your prime minister
What does it feel like to be cucked?

>you will never participate in a gangbang with the lads from /nrl/ with the ice addicted prostitute
why even live

>>76409471
didn't know I felt this feel until now

>>76409471
Would be a rooten good time I reckon, balls deep in some slag spouting /nrl/ memes.

>>76409471
Shotgun being one of the guys that only jerks off

>>76409471
>One anon shouting walkcunt and another shouting DCElite while they shoot their seed inside the ice addicted prossie.

http://www.townsvillebulletin.com.au/business/companies/cadbury-wins-trademark-battle-against-rival-nestl-over-kitkat-shape/news-story/1052ed0e42dd56ad9f4bd082ba7de286

>>76409589
I want sloppy seconds, cum is the best lube

>>76409697
>cum is the best lube
nice excuse, you just want another man's cum all over your dick

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REAL /pringles/ hours, WHO tf up

>>76409709
Technically the dick is designed to scoop out a different mans cum. The glands pull that shit out so yours can make the ice addicted preggers with your seed. Based God.

>>76409749
Makes sense actually. Interesting

>>76409471
Wouldn't be hard to organise. Let's do it lads

t. Undercover cop

>>76409871
ain't no law against gangbanging an ice addicted prozzie

>>76409871
Can I play with your gun

http://www.sMh.com.au/rugby-league/league-news/how-the-arlc-could-dismantle-the-nrls-planned-150m-investment-in-digital-technology-20170606-gwm0ti.html

>>76409749
Tfw we literally evolved to be the best dick in the gangbang

How prevalant were gangbangs for dicks to evolve that way? Must've been pretty fucking common if no straight dicks survived

>>76414395
xD

nuke america

Thank WalkGod it's Friday

Drinking some choccy breaka lads

Might try ice lads

based you

based me

based poomunity

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BroncGODS tonight

>>76423005
based joel "sugar" caine

Mum brought home a fidget spinner and I don't see what the fuss is about lads

Bought my autistic son a fidget spinner lads.

Just visited a hooker and gambled online, things that all societies that call themselves free should allow you to do lads

/ourguy/ gonna get MotM tonight lads

scott bolton

>>76424038
I don't think Sammy has ever gotten motm

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*wins premiership in rookie season*

*never wins one again*

How the fuck can PeePeePee EVER recover from this?

>>76424421
fuck off you fucking faggot

If it aint white

Imagine having a father so pathetic you end up with a hyphenated name

>>76424656
Imagine being carried to a hip by Uncle Des and the Stewarts, then completely failing to win anything ever again.

Imagine being one of the most undeserving Clive Churchill Medalists ever. Second perhaps only to JT.

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"You've had enough chances Mitch, it's my turn to break NSW's drought"

Imagine being one of most beloved and cherished figures of rugby league while also getting a life time deal worth a million a year from the club you made your debut for.

Based DCE:

- loves his mum
- well spoken
- intelligent
- hot sisters
- good captain
- refs can't touch him
- nice bloke
- plays EXCELLENT football

More dead than /cric/ KEK

Friday mix on triple j is pretty shit so far this week lads

Was on hold to centrelink for an hour lads

>>76425074
pretty quick then m8

>>76425114
Jesus really? Never had to call them before

Hope the Knights win lads
Manly can handle a loss

>Broncos vs Rabbitohs on a Friday at Suncorp

I bet Channel 9 are jizzing their pants tonight

>>76425169
Aren't they still in control of scheduling?

dce

DCE

D-C-E

>>76425188
Yes, NRL takes over next year

Based Roosterman

Roostermensch on eastwitz watch

>>76425237
Will them taking over make it better or worse?

>>76425411
Probably worse with less BroncGODS games on Friday nights.

This thread is stinky lads. Someone make the obligatory BrisBASED BroncGODS gameday thread

Sam Burgess will literally rape Anthony Milford tonight lads

Sam Burgess will literally give away at least one penalty and have at least one error that results in a turnover

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>>76425489
Based BroncGOD customer

Your mother will die in her sleep tonight unless YOU call everyone in this thread a FAG!?!

>>76417719
>>76417719
>>76417719

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Reminder to filter all non-Australian flags lads

>>76425800

Oh man.

just saw the sport of AFL get absolutely btfo by the matty johns show lads

Taylor Swift is back on Spotify lads.

Imagine being Nathan Hindmarsh and playing like 2000 games and never winning a ring.

kek
KEK
K E K

Just pretended anyone watches foxtel's nrl "programming" lads

>poorfag cant afford foxtel

hahaha pathetic

>>76425819
excellent post

About to eat 500 grams of mild twiggy sticks.

just had a large kfc chips lads

is brett kimmorley the ultimate JUST player

Fuck Justin Hodges is a dumb cunt

If (You) were Trent Barret what would (You) do?

>rest Turbo until after the bye, giving him an extra 2 (Two) weeks to recover
>let him return early, on a rainy night, where he could easily rehurt himself, against fucking newcastle of all teams

Pick 1 (One) and only 1 (One)

>>76426231
I would put on eyeliner and pose for a photo

Whos playing tonight lads

>>76426314
Pooly vs Poocastle and Poocos vs Poobitohs

>>76426331
Cheers lad

Manly.

>>76426231
Poor Tommy probably thinks he can get an Origin spot if he proves he's fit

Fuck I hate all you cunts

>implying morris won't break down

Hope someone gets done for the season tonight lads

Just want you guys to know that I love you

DCE IN 5 MINUTES
I had a dream I was shitposting lads

Made DCElite my captain lads

DCE here

AMA

>>76426377
Virgin
>>76426393
Virgin

Will we see a game not crack 1000 attendance lads?

>>76426421
Lowest in the NRL era was 3622 last year
I'm sure we can go lower with the right combination of shit weather and shit teams

>>76426393
https://www.beyondblue.org.au/get-support/get-immediate-support

>Beyond Poo

Looks as wet as I make your mum out there lads

>>76426450
I have 2 dads m8

DCE is wearing 7 my lucky number <3

>he doesn't have gayguy on his team

DCElite already got me a point lad

Feeney was involved there but that was a fucking botch and a half

This reminds me of the last Matrix movie XD

>Manly bombing their plays and Knights putting up good defence
>Manly will still win because Knights are a joke in attack anyway

Guys DCE has only got me one point so far should i be worried

Just a quick msg about /nrl/ sponsers:
K F C
J B H I F I
CRISPY M&M BLOCKS

>>76425402
>>76425402

Based Sam Burgess lads

just bought a ps4 lads

KNIGHTS WILL SCORE

>taking the poo

r e f b a l l

>>76426530
hows the no games going?

Stupid as fuck decision

Bunch of sad cunts

>>76426539
I just use it for my CD's

Reminder this IS the week GOATcastle begin their dynasty

>>76426545
I pretty much use my PS4 to stream netflix.

hopefully /afl/ isnt watching this game. even considering the rain, this crowd is pathetic

>>76426548
Knights will lose by 12
I've followed the Knights for 20 years and I'm a specialist

Just posted an outdated meme from /v/ lads

BASED UATE BASED UATE BASED UATE BASED UATE BASED UATE

>>76426539
I bought uncharted 4 lad

>outdated
>not vintage

>>76426555
thats a movie

>poocastle thought they were getting a good deal by offloading uate

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>poopeeasle pooights

>>76426558
>vintage
>not retro

I havnt pooed for over a week

>>76426566
>retro
>not classic

>>76426560
Movies are better than actual games anyway

Movies are a form of art, this is something gaming will never achieve

>>76426567
based guy who gets in shit pushed in couple times of day literally

No. Vintage was the correct term

>>76426570
Yeah bro I love this influx of capeshit and reboots. Very artistic

don't reply to me without (You)ing me

>>76426577
Fuck off Mike, go get more drunk