Heem

One thing you're all forgetting about Jose/Holloway is its in Brazeew

Makes a big difference

>>76242120
Holloway loses 5 rounds anywhere in the world. They could fight on a barge in international waters and Aldo would still 50-45 the fuck out of him.

>>76242091
bases eugene

so the mods are just fucking with us at this point right?

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Is this the thread now?

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>mods delete a 300+ thread

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>in the fifth your ass goes down

Could somebody photoshop Rumble in place of Bruce Willis ? Maybe make Rhames whiter so he looks like Dana too

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Megan Anderson's next opponent has fought people with a combined record of 1-11; 1-6 at the time that she fought them.

>>76244387
wow she's cute

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>>76244387
Where's the Ngannou shop?

>>76244395
She's pretty and not good at fighting ? I'm gonna enjoy the maiming albino Sasquatch is gonna give her

>>76244377
No the mod just deleted all the posts of a spammer who just happened to have made that thread.

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Who has a webm of Gustafsson knocking out Texiera? Please resopnd.

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>>76244387
>>76244408
>>76244414
F R I D G E

>>76244428
Based.

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>>76244387
Ukrainian chick who will beat ugly straya trap Meg Anderson more beutiful tha this little monkey

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>>76244395
holy shit this is bad. they're just padding Megan's record i guess

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>>76244428
We can't expect any sort of competence from somebody who does his """"""""""""job""""""""""""" for free, now can we ?

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>>76244428
Why do we get targeted anyways? Is it because we're the closest analogue to pro wrestling that's a real sport? Do we have the highest concentration of emotional shitposters?
Why /heem/, why?

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>>76244432

>>76244463
The /asp/ies think we are the reason they got moved to /asp/.

>>76244395
>>76244451
wow shes hot

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Thanks for joining my thread bros. The imposter will NOT prevail. Bless.

>>76244414
>shop

where's the picks?

>>76244438
Did she actually tweet this?

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>https://twitter.com/criscyborg/status/870008210924609536
>How does @MeganA_mma get a fight announced and confirmed before me? @seanshelby @danawhite @ufc where's my promo?

Cyborg knows that the UFC doesn't actually run Invicta, right?

>>76244486
technically the UFC doees run Invicta

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>>76244485
yeah

>>76244455
wow she's ugly

>>76244485
Yes.

Angela Hill is slightly retarded.

>>76244486
Her manager runs her social media accounts lad.

>>76244504
Manager/boufriend

No way that relationship ends badly

>>76244438
I'm a FanZant and I'm not an SJW or a snowflake.

>>76244469
>a cuckold pole
Not surprised desu

>>76244492
I guess she thinks all her enemies are black

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>>76244515
He's gonna get his skull caved in too ?

>lets get married and have the same nickname, what a brilliant idea

>>76244534
lol

>>76244491
They don't make the fights and the only fighter they had signed who was fighting there was Cyborg.

They buy the rights to the footage and pay for some of the production costs, but Kedzie/whoever are technically independent, right?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BUxZtVzhw3C/

Why do they have to fight?

>>76244503
She was aping 4chan posters who love using those buzzwords

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>>76244515
>I'm a big dumb roided retard #slut #shouldkillmyself

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>>76244534
Audible kek.

>>76244553
yeah they are a separate business but Uncle Dana can change whatever he wants with a single text

>>76244529
Really that's where you going Sweden ?

Fucking Sweden ?

Really ?

>>76244547
They haven't been together for YEARS dude

>>76244573
Why are white men like you the biggest cuckolds?

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>>76244479
here i am brother Im doing the picks now

Featherweight José Aldo (c) vs. Max Holloway (ic)
Women's Strawweight Cláudia Gadelha vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz
Middleweight Vitor Belfort vs. Nate Marquardt
Middleweight Paulo Borrachinha vs. Oluwale Bamgbose
Welterweight Erick Silva vs. Yancy Medeiros

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>>76244590
Holloway
Claudia
Marquardt
Borrachinha
Silva

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>>76244590
Aldo
Gadelha
Marquadt
Bamgbose
Silva

thanks brother youre the best

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>>76244584
There's actually a pretty big WMAF subsection of the cucksphere.

>>76244579
great post, little cuckold

so we have a second set of fake picks now? this shit is out of hand

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>>76244583
I know, but it was ridiculous when they were both in strikeforce with the same nickname, lots of tattoos, and she was bigger than him to boot

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>>76244590
Holloway
KK
Belfort
Paulo
Silva

>>76244613
>>76244621
Nice to see some of my first pieces of heem OC still circulating tbqh

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>>76244628
Stay mad that your boy loses against black dudes.

>>76244644
Glad to hear it Reddit.

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>>76244590
Holloway
Claudia
Marquardt
Borrachinha
Silva
>>76244629
its not fake im saving these for real

>>76244631
Don't see the problem 2bh

>>76244661
>>76244621
>>76244590
What is wrong with you dude?

The obese mandrama spammer made this thread too and is now on the toothpaste proxy.

>>76244661
you're not even using a proxy dude. you cant just start picks and reply to yourself

>>76244675
>>76244681
so im not allowed to submit a pick of my own jeez predictioncuck does this all the time dude its not like he hides it

Just Made That Last Set Mi Perrita... Just Like I'm Going To Do With The Rest Of This Division. Ya'll Soft. #TakeNotes • #TimeForFood Sushi

>>76244686
Its your picks, you can submit as many as you're willing to copy and past to the image.

>>76244395
Combined records mean shit. Lando before Tony had combined opponent records of nearly 20 losses more than wins

>>76244692
what are you talking about I just submitted one the other guy isnt me

How do Jose and Claudia live with themselves knowing they used steroids their entire careers?

>>76244706
But they did have wins, plural.

>>76244715
Ignore that sperg he's the spammer that also just likes shitting up threads by arguing all thread

>>76244414
she looks like a chimp

>>76244743
Paige VanZant

>>76244743
Porn version less so

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>>76244743
wow rude

fat europeans are appropriating american culture. if you're fat but aren't american please lose weight

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>>76244732
yeah im wondering if he was spamming the other thread too, probally was

>>76244754
Should Cody have not dumped her?

>>76244565
Thanks for proving my point buddeh.

>>76244750
no even more so
she looks awful nothing about her is real

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>>76244754

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>>76244763
no

>>76244768
hnnnngggggg

thicc Paige best Paige

>>76244763
she lied to cancer kids
he inspired cancer kids around the world

he's been a christian all his life
she just became one because of her brother

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>>76244676
>toothpaste proxy.

>>76244762
>filename
Every single time

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>>76244590
Holloway
KK
Belfort
Bamgbose
Silva

>>76244789
Stop appropriating American culture >>76244760
you redcoat bastard !

>>76244763
This is how shitty Paige is. Even if you don't give a fuck about the hair thing as far as the promise was concerned...after she donated other people's money to that kid and cutting off only a couple inches of her hair she is so vain she made an instagram post saying "i miss my hair"

>>76244846
No one cares except fat virgins like you

>>76244816
buzz off h8r

>>76244855
Cody cares thats why he dumped here

Are you better than GOATy GODbrandt? Thought so h8r, can it.

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>>76244874
PVZ dumped him because his butthole got too loose

>>76244846
h8r be gone!

>>76244590
Calendarbro is doing the picks.

>>76244914
no he's not stop h8ing on dutchbro

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>you will never have a dirty threesome with kooker and claudia at their most sweaty, with their tight weightcut bodies

just die in my sleep already

>>76244855

youre gay

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>non-early edition BTFO

>early edition remains

based mod my man 100%

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>>76244939
>weightcut bodies
>dehydrated and weak
>pussy cant even get wet due to dehydration
you are not a smart man

>>76244984
I'll rehydrate them with Vaseline and semen.

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>>76244984

I'm thinking more about mouths and anuses

Also have you never heard of spit or lube?

>displaying your virginity
>he doesnt want to smash sweaty clawja or kookie

gay as all hell my man

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>>76244939
>>76244984
>>76244997
All me and my toothpaste proxy

>>76244997
please never use vaseline for vaginal sex and only as a last option for anal

>>76245002
>using lube as a substitute for natural pussy juice
you have fun fucking those dried up prune pussies m8

Didnt realise claudia went to JW

oh well rip kookie

>>76245053
of course she abandoned her home country for america just like all fighters do

>>76245043
>never use vaseline for vaginal sex and only as a last option for anal
Why is that? Asking out of curiosity

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>>76244743
>>76244414

>>76245053
I think she went to another gym in ABQ but might cross train at Jackson-Wink

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>>76245077

>>76245064
Watch your mouth

>>76245083
She trains few times a week at JW and has their associate as a private coach in some garage gym, it was on first or second embedded

>>76245077
No youre asking out of stupidity. You're a stupid little reddit bitch.

>>76245121
Be nice

>>76245077
>Asking out of curiosity
Why did you feel the need to put that? Is something wrong with your brain?

>>76245083
https://www.claudiagadelhaacademy.com/

>ditching brazil for america

>>76244984
>pussy cant even get wet due to dehydration

How many years have you been a virgin now?

>>76245077
fucking retard im literally tracking your ip right now dont ever say something stupid like that again

>>76245099
That's kinda what I figured. I've never had to use lube before and never even touched Vaseline but judging by it's consistency doesn't seem like a good idea.

>>76245137
I put that so he didn't feel like I was being condescending and give me a shitty reply, but I guess it was too much for three other autists that (you)d me to understand

>>76242212
aldo is a joke now. the only thing he's done in two years is beat a guy he already beat who could probably make 135

>>76245140
Post the webm of Claudia running up the stairs with Renan

>>76244492
if they cant swim why does it matter whether the waters are troubled vs perfectly calm?

anybody have a filter for the img_xxx images? i dont know how to into filters

>>76245217
>that filename

show the h8rs whats up

Robin Black says Holloway will win, unless Aldo is even better than we think.

What he doesn't realize is Aldo has been training with a champion Muay Thai coach since he lost to conor, so for two years. He is likely better than we realize he is, because he wasn't able to show off his new skills much since he had to fight conservatively against Frankie.

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>mma is banned in France

ahh, liberté

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>>76245217
Proud of Schaub. He can make it anywhere.

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>>76244492
>Crispyrare

>>76244939
>you will sit in a sauna with claudia and scrape the sweat off her body with the flat edge of a credit card

TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING

>>76245234
1. Take a few minutes to stop crying
2. Wash your cheeto fingers
3. Change your tighty whities
4. Clear the browser history
5. Get off your mother's desktop
6. Go to your room
7. Cry yourself to sleep

>>76245209
As opposed to who? Aldo's still way better than Holloway.

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Cute pic.

>>76245296
>Aldo's still way better than Holloway.

aldo is going to get crushed

>>76245234
>not embracing the anarchy

try sherdog, bloodyelbow etc.

>>76245296
aldo is getting flushed down queer street with his famous shits smearing the octagon once his bowels get unleashed by a Holloway flurry

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Fuck Famous Burger

Try an artisan shaved ice with your favorite tropical fruit syrup today!

>>76245249
Nah it's just Pancrase rules on the ground.

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>>76245392
your mom

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how many buddies do you invite over for PPVs?

>>76245390
No elbows either.

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>>76245384

>>76245352
Aldo's going to counter the shit out Holloway's shitty, looping strikes and kick his knees into dust.

>>76245427
Elbows are mad gay on the ground imo, people don't need to posture up which makes the ground game a fair bit more static.

Aldo is a known steroid abuser. Excuse generator. Poor sport. Pull out artist. Why the FUCK is anyone rooting for him?

>>76245447
I suddenly don't feel embarrassed about the hair between my ass cheeks.

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>>76245454

Go to bed Max

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>>76245454
To be contrarian

>>76245449
I agree. They should also remove kicking while standing up and punching while standing up. They should ban cages (oh wait they already did that) and ban slamming and throwing your opponent. While on the ground, all moves that target your opponents head, throat, arms, legs or middle body should be banned.

All in the name of liberty, of course.

>>76245447
Hello Floridian pedo

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>>76245509
Hello scatspammer!

>>76245502
You can't really argue from a purity of fighting standpoint for rules changes when standups because the ground game is too boring for casuals is an accepted and regular part of the sport.

>>76245531
>for rules changes
Meant against rule changes.

>>76245494

All your favorite fighters are current champions and Jon jones. I've seen people in YouTube comment sections with more original taste.

>>76245439
>Le looping strikes are bad maymay

Hello 189er

>>76245553
still doesn't make sense

>against rules changes when standups because


How many foster's are you on mate?

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Who Team Alpha Male here?

>>76245587
StudGOD BLESS

Ngannou

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>>76245587
Here!

>>76245586
You know, standups? When the ref tells the fighters to get up because god forbid people watch groundwork that isn't scrambles and sub attempts?

>>76245608
You're not very good at articulating

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>>76245571
So what ? Good for you if your favorite fighter is somebody from ACB undercard

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>>76244590
Aldo
KK
Marquardt
Bamgbose
Silva

>>76245587
Andre Fili is a Hipster Dork that banged Dixie Kong

Imagine getting banned for 30 days for scatspamming, and instead of washing the cheeto dust off your hands and making a life for yourself, you continue to lurk, take screenshots and change proxies to spam lmao

>>76245621
I think you're just a bit dumb. You can't say that getting rid of elbows on the ground for more exciting fights is a bad thing because it'd take away from the 'real fighting' aspect of the sport when we have ridiculous rules like referee standups.

>>76245654
>you cant say

You can. You're really just being contrarian

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>>76245649
I don't have any proxies. I don't scatspam, and there is literally nothing wrong with lurking while banned. It's not against any rules. I didn't post the picture of the hairy girl either.

Schaub sells out multiple shows in Australia and you get this salty you pick a fight with me every day since I've been unbanned.

>>76245676
How so? They're part the parcel imo.

>>76244780
damn lineker looks like THAT?

>>76245654
Elbows are also banned while standing up you fool.

And referee standups are good for "the real fighting" aspect of the sport. They don't stand up when there is action going. They stand up when neither fighter is not trying to do anything aka NOT FIGHTING.

Do you even watch MMA lad?

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fresh slav video footage

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>>76245682
There's no reason to. Like at all. Youre just being contrarian

Imagine hating Aldo for being a pullout merchant, yet unironically being a fan of Mike Bisping and Conor McGregor

>>76245721
>They stand up when neither fighter is not trying to do anything aka NOT FIGHTING.
No, they take one fighter's top control away just because it's a bit boring. If I take you down and you can't get up, how the fuck am I not fighting?

>>76245748
>waaaah waaah im a real hardcore youre not

*yawns*

I think Stipe will be champ for a while. At least 2017.

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>>76245677
H8rs gonna h8. Just ignore them and keep spreading the good word of Schaub and positivity.

In fact, I'd say that standing fighters up because they're sitting in the guard not doing much is like putting fighters on the ground because one guy is jabbing and circling off while the other guy just ineffectually chases him.

>>76245770
Is Ngannou legit or just a hypejob ? I think Stiopic beats Cain and Lewis easily but with Francis it's hard for me to predict

>replying to yourself

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>>76245779
I try so hard to be positive on /heem/ every day. The haters are weathering me down to a little nub. It's such a drain on me at an emotional level. I love this place and it's nice to be loved back. Bless brother.

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NEW SCHAUBBEDDED
https://youtu.be/yc182b3X7ns
https://youtu.be/yc182b3X7ns
https://youtu.be/yc182b3X7ns

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Anyone ever watch Never Back Down 2? It's basically a tribute to 10th plane(t) meme jitsu, edgy brah is even in it.

>>76245801
You are a real schizo bro.

>>76245807
I only semi-ironically like Never Back Down 2. It's cheesy and not a good movie, but I can get into the simple story and like how it focuses more on actually traneing UFC compared to the first one.

>>76245755
I don't know what kind of shitty MMA you've been watching but they don't do that in any real organization.

It's literally the same thing as referee telling fighters to start throwing punches in boxing match because they are passive and just circle each other.

Don't want referee to stand you up? Try throwing punches, getting better positions and going for subs instead sleeping on the other guy.

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>>76245801
Your delusions hurt nobody but yourself. I pray to Schaub every night that you will see the light.

is silva vs sonnen actually happening lmao

>>76245797
No its called timidity and fighters are warned for it. You're pissed about fighters getting stood up so your solution is to ban elbows? Lmao

>>76245823
i just wish they kept it more about the two main guys fighting over the girl and left out the psycho faggot and the kids gay dad. Otherwise pretty sick movie to watch with your friends.

>>76245825
So why don't they put the fighters on the ground when the standup is tepid?
Just admit that ref standups are fucking retarded already, otherwise I challenge you to give me one good argument to have them that isn't 'it's boring'.
>>76245838
I didn't mean anything like that, I just think that banning elbows for a more exciting product is pretty similar to the concept of ref standups.
Casual friendly rules.

>>76245827
post the non shooped version

>>76245849
I thought the psycho kid was the best part of the movie. Totally hams it up and gives you a villain to root against.

>>76245857
It isnt. I cant imagine how you could possibly think that. You're literally just being contrarian for the sake of it

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based michael platinum hanging out with ari

2017 has been a decent 8 memewise so far

>>76245766

Only the worst of casuals are defending Bisping and Conor at this point

>>76245873
What do you mean? I know it's hard to believe a man can be that handsome but it's legit. Schaub is a STUD.

>>76245884
>It isnt
Why?

>>76245892
Why not? Your only explanation is "muh standups"

>>76245889
We get it youre such a cool guy with tons of reddit gold poster in good standing on bloody elbow

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>>76245857
>So why don't they put the fighters on the ground when the standup is tepid?
You get warnings for running away. A bit hard to run away while on the ground won't you say?

>I challenge you to give me one good argument to have them that isn't 'it's boring'.

Ok, how about this: MMA match is about fighting, and not two people laying on top of each other, not fighting.

>>76245924
stacked

curran vs albunda should be lewd af

>replies to perceived sleight twice in quick succession

do australians really fight kangaroos?

>>76245910
Okay, I'll extrapolate a bit for you. You know how when one fighter is winning on the feet but it's boring as fuck 'technical kickboxing'? Imagine if the ref said 'Okay this is boring as shit, you're going in the guard'.
This is basically what standups are, except it's even worse because the onus should be on the fighter on bottom to escape and otherwise turn a bad situation into a good one for him. The fact that you can rely on a ref to get you out of trouble is very silly, even if the refs are far more educated the ground game these days.
>>76245935
>laying on top of someone isn't fighting
Yes it is, it's called top control. I've taken you down and you can't get up.

>>76245952
Why do you post here if you hate /heem/ so much?

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>>76245889

>>76245964
One of the best posters in /heem/

>>76245952
Your thinly veiled passive aggression makes me think you are a girl.

>>76245924
0/10
already know jon will win
every other fighter i will beat in a fight so don't care

>>76245957
Like I already said its timidty and the fighters are warned for it and told to engage

And again, what the fuck do elbows have to do with this? Nothing. Its just you trying to sound like some edgy mma """"journalist""""

This is supposed to simulate fighting but its also a sport.

>>76245924
6-8/10 depending on how many are spicy

>>76245954
Absolutely, what a nightmarish place https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIRT7lf8byw

>>76245981
The elbows were more a leaping off point to rant about ref standups, but my original point was that banning an effective maneuver because it'd make the fights more exciting is similar to refs having the power to take away a fighter's top control because not it's not fun to watch.

>>76245957
>Yes it is, it's called top control. I've taken you down and you can't get up.

So a girl riding on my dick is fighting too?

Are you actually so fucking blind to the stupidity of your own argument?

>trying to switch positions while on the ground
OK!

>punching or striking your opponent on the ground
OK!

>trying to get your opponent in to a submission
OK!

>laying on the ground, not trying to do anything
stand up

Does this seem so absurd to you?

>>76246024
>Does this seem so absurd to you?
Yes! Imagine if refs could put fighters on the ground if one is clearly winning the standup in a boring manner, you'd think that's the most retarded shit in the world right?

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>>76246054
Maybe Ronda would win against Nunes if that was the case LMAO

>>76246054
Not really. And again their equivalent is timidity. Your sarcastic proposition isn't something unpopular.

>>76244716
I don't really know about that but my first time boxing I was slow and stiff and just had no reactions. They had like this machine I forget what it's called but Als none for using it. It has flashing lights and you have to jab the light as it flashes. I did that everyday and speed bag everyday and it helped a lot

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is albu lewdest mma girl?

>being anti-scat, anti-pedo and anti-spam (whether it is malicious, or just off-topic shitposting about a non-fighter) is anti-heem and makes you female
really activates my almonds

>>76246100
That would be Bec Rawlings in my opinion

>>76246054
>Imagine if refs could put fighters on the ground if one is clearly winning the standup in a boring manner

So laying on the ground, not doing anything to your opponent constitutes as "winning" on the ground?

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>>76246118
>Bec Rawlings
hm i think it's close
albu has a twerking video as well

>>76246114
*replies to you in 9 seconds*

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>>76244893
Le Banner was a beast. Shame he couldn't ever win a K1 championship.

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>>76246114
>being anti-scat, anti-pedo and anti-spam
We can all get on board with this. Bless bro.

>>76246091
I don't think that's quite the same thing though, in top control someone has found their way into an advantageous position and the ref is directly taking it away. If he couldn't do that and could warn for timidity and threaten to take a point, that'd be a proper equivalent.
>>76246132
Not necessarily, but they've clearly done something right to get in that position and the ref is taking it away from them.
Ideally they'd keep their position but the judges would view it accordingly since they didn't get much done.

>>76246114
You are posting off-topic and diverting /heem/ from MMA discussion.

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>>76246100
>>76246150

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>>76246174
wew

*asks you for the time*
*heems you while you're looking at your watch/phone*

>>76246167
>Ideally they'd keep their position but the judges would view it accordingly since they didn't get much done.

That implies that the guy in the good position TRIED to do something but failed, meaning ref WOULDN'T have stood them up.

Do you really think it's bad for ref to ask the fighters to fight, in a fight?

>>76246167
Top position isn't inherently advantageous. You can have someone working for a sweep and controlling the person on top

>>76244893

Was Jerome natty here?

>>76246225
No, but standing them up from the ground isn't the same thing. Like I said in the post you replied to, if he could warn for timidity and take points on the ground instead of 'lol fuck this shit' it'd be much better. That'd be asking the fighters to fight.
>>76246231
I know, but that's on the guy being held down. If he can't manage to do those things and is just stuck there, I don't think it should be taken away because the crowd is booing.

>/HEEM/'s OFFICIAL LIST OF RULE CHANGES NEEDED TO FIX MMA

1. 12-6 elbows are legal
2. Any two fouls within a ten minute period are an automatic point deduction
3. Heel kicks to the kidney from guard are legal*
4. No gloves
5. Kicks, knees, and stomps are legal to the head of grounded opponents
6. Head butts are legal
7. Non title fights are Gi optional
8. Title fights are Gi only
9. TRT optional for all fighters36 and older
10. TRT mandatory and all PEDS optional for any fighter 40 or older.
11. Fights will take place in a large open space (~1 hectacre)
12. No referee standups

*has been legalized in many states now

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Looks like I revved up the Australian!

>>76246257
The point being it's timidity and inaction. People moving around and striking is almost always going to be more action and activity out of pure nature. I think that they should be more conservative when it comes to standing fighters up but there is still a sporting aspect to MMA

>Australian ominously disappears
>scat spam gets posted
Makes me think.

>>76246294
I think we've done a full circle at this point. I understand the nature of standups for a tv sport, I just think it's one of the huge glaring holes that keeps MMA from being close to 'real fighting'.
I'm glad we could have this civilised conversation on /heem/.

what triggers the spergposting? it's constantly happening in heem.

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>>76246334
Mandrama trying to get us moved to /asp/.

>>76245807
no you creep

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>>76244590
Hollonowayjose
Clawja
Bitor
Borrachinha
Silva

>>76246271

I just want all strikes and holds to be legal desu. Grounded kicks/knees to the head, 12-6 elbows, basically anything except biting, groin shots, and eye pokes.

Anyone watching UFC tonight?

Cody is fighting TJ at UFC 214

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>>76246205
>implying I ever let my guard down even when checking my watch

>>76246391
there's no ufc on tonight la

>>76246404
UFC Tonight the show on FS1 with Karyn Bryant.

>>76246349
cringey

>>76246399
I don't give people the time unless they're a little old lady because that's a known mugger tactic in my area.

>>76246205
>"Time to get a watch"

GADOOOOOOOOSH

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>>76246410
karyn bryant isnt a ufc fighter you casual

>>76246257
The ref warns multiple times for fighters to be active before he puts them up.

And taking away points isn't something to be done lightly. While standing up, you lose points when you literally run from the opponent. It isn't comparable to simply not doing anything on the ground.

And by the way, who do you think loses when the ref stands up? If a fighter TRULY does wants to keep the fight on the ground and keep his good position, he can, and he will.

Most of the time when fighters are stood up is because neither one wants to be on the ground.

is 212 the worst PPV event of the year?

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>>76246233
Le Banner was never natty

When will /meem/ fuck off to its proper place in /asp/?

>>76246481
>While standing up, you lose points when you literally run from the opponent.
Incorrect, see: Gus vs Glover the other day, or Elias Theodorou fights.
>It isn't comparable to simply not doing anything on the ground.
Why not? One person is winning, but it's dull and not much is happening.
>If a fighter TRULY does wants to keep the fight on the ground and keep his good position, he can, and he will.
Not unless he throws obligatory bodybodyhead pitter pat punches or quickly works to improve position, providing a good chance of a reversal or scramble attempt compared to something more slow and steady.
>Most of the time when fighters are stood up is because neither one wants to be on the ground.
You have no way of knowing that.

>>76246516

I would be legit surprised if it's not the worst selling card in terms of PPVs this year. It's gonna do Bellator-tier numbers. The arena will sell out because it's Brazil, but who the fuck is gonna cough up $60 to watch this card full of nobodies? Only hardcore MMA lifers will be watching this at home.

>>76246555
even though gay porn belongs on /wwe/, no matter how much you spam it here, it won't move.

>>76246623
Could be that they want mad Globo ratings instead. I heard their deal is worth a lot in rights fees and it's a priority for WME to get good money out of their tv deals when it comes time to re-up.

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KK's teammate is also qt

>>76246391
They didn't mention that

>>76246666

Yeah, he's got a great jaw.

>>76246687
They did about 10 minutes into the show

>>76246600

>Incorrect, see: Gus vs Glover the other day, or Elias Theodorou fights.
There is a huge difference in keeping a distance from your opponent, and running away from exchanges, AKA not wanting to fight.

>Why not? One person is winning, but it's dull and not much is happening.
NOTHING is happening.
NO ONE is winning.

HENCE the stand up.

>Not unless he throws obligatory bodybodyhead pitter pat punches or quickly works to improve position, providing a good chance of a reversal or scramble attempt compared to something more slow and steady.
Nope.
All you need to do is something. Anything but playing a dead fish is enough to net get stood up.

>You have no way of knowing that.
Other than the fact that neither fighter wants to do anything?


At this point it's pointless anyway. Nothing I say can change your mind, and nothing you say can change mine.

>>76246648
Wwe said the same thing, faggot

And guess what :^)

>>76246754
of course wwe didn't say the same thing
they were moved because wwe isn't an actual sport

>>76246713
I really hate this greentext reply format so I'll just type normally. To say that nobody is winning when one person has top control is ridiculous. The other guy straight up can't strike effectively and has to put in a million times more effort to make things work from bottom than top. If you're kicking the shit out of me on the feet and I take you down and hold you there, I have neutralised your strength. You'd have that taken away because I'm not trying to rush things on the ground.
The fact that standups are so rare these days is because the standup rule forced the metagame to trend towards quick passes and submission attempts. Watch an old Pride show, you'll see just how much more willing they were to take their time.
Have you got any experience in grappling?

>>76246739
she looks like Mousasi

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>>76246819
Well if you have good position, then how about you make use of it?
It's no excuse to stop fighting.

I would agree if the stand ups were ridiculous and you always have to be on the move in the ground, but that's not the case.
The ref tells multiple times that he will stand up if either fighter is not doing anything. You have at least 30 seconds of do nothing time before the stand up is issued.

The refs need action in order to score the fight.

Been sent from
>>>/b/734361859

To call you all fags, I doubt you are.
It's probably some bitter little bitch who wants a personal army.

So, he's the fag.

>>76247124
Thanks for the heads up.

This is beyond sad.

>>76247143
No worries dude, trying to get anons to shitpost and raid on a non-containment board is, the lowest.

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>>76247124
I can't believe Springsperg would make that thread, that is really low. I know he's salty about his 30 day stint but come on dude.

>>76247124
you're wrong we are fags, but that idiot didn't even link properly lol

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>>76247216
You damn well know it's not me.

>>76247123
'Making use of it' opens up opportunities for the opponent to threaten you from their back. It'd kind of be like making the guy dancing on the outside on the feet get in close and brawl.
I don't think saying that standups aren't so bad because refs are lenient with them these days is much of a point honestly. That's not a reason as to why they're necessary.
Boring groundwork is boring groundwork but I don't think it should be invalidated in the sport simply because the unitiated to groundfighting think of it simply as nothing is happening. If the guy on top was truly not doing anything, the other dude would shrimp and escape with ease if he was any good.

>>76247124
He is this general's retarded pet. We just feel sorry for him now when he shitposts.

Where are the real picks

>>76247124
>he went to /b/ to do this
how low will this man go

>>76247216
Wait coral springs is the gay porn/shit shitposter spammer? wow thats pathetic, lol at tfatk fans

>>76247216
>>76247218
Haha, go get him, trying to use /b/ as personal army

>in 2017

My work is done here.

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>>76247124
Holy shit scatpsycho has hit a new low

>>76247268
No. It is NOT me.

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I hadnt even heard about this but apparently Team Elevation split into multiple gyms after one of the head coaches left and now TJ is doing his next camp at Kings MMA with Rafael Cordeiro

>>76247325
lmao

ludwig btfo

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>>76247248
he already started them

>>76247346
dude its called having a family and a business ok

>>76247236
If nothing is happening, the ref will do something about it. Whether it's on the ground or standing up, doesn't matter.

MMA isn't like BJJ where you get "actual" points from doing stuff. The fight needs action in order for judges to score which one was better. "boring groundwork" is not allowed because "boring up work" aka running around isn't either. You need to engage, no matter what.

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>>76247292
funny, that's exactly what the scatspammer would want us to think

>>76247418
I disagree and think you're a stubborn fool. Let's be done with this.

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>>76247446
If anyone is spamming gay stuff, it's probably you dude.

>>76247461
Bro, everyone knows it isn't you. They are just trying to b8 a reaction. Ignore the h8rs. Adan is just a goofball.

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>>76247461
nah I think Tiger spams gay shit with his Leapfrog

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>>76247454
>I disagree and think you're a stubborn foo

Funny, because I feel the exact the same way about you. A person who thinks it's wrong to get fighters to fight when they aren't doing so.

>>76247532
Thats a legitimate question.

Is butternut squash a better fighter or pomade salesman?

https://twitter.com/NikLentz
>Pepe memes
>/pol/news

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>>76247572
Wasn't funny when you said the same exact thing yesterday.
>>76247549
Just trying to give you a glimpse as to what is on the Canadians mind during the day.