/heem/ Pearl Gonzalez Edition

Ngannou

*portions sparkles to his favourite ufc woman fighter*

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Bless.

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/HEEM/ PREDICTS UFC 212

Jose Aldo vs. Max Holloway
Claudia Gadelha vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz
Vitor Belfort vs. Nate Marquardt
Paulo Borrachinha vs. Oluwale Bamgbose
Erick Silva vs. Yancy Medeiros

>>76228155
>>76228185
Full range ban this guy.

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>>76228178

>>76228155
Is chin hardness/weakness trained in some way or another?

Or is it mostly genetics like reaction time?

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>>76228220

BigCountryKOsSomeCan

Is Gustuffson gonna have to fight Manuwa?

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>>76228249

>>76228224
Genetics mostly, if you have especially thick neck it might help you a bit but that's the most you can get from training

>>76228249
post the real thing lazy boy

>>76228270
I'm on my phone :)

>>76228270
He cant because he's banned from his computer, h8rs are the scatposters and spammers

>>76228283
touché

>>76228270
>>76228283
>>76228288

amazing

Spainloser got banned again LMAO

>>76228300
No one cares which is why you come here and no one still does :(

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lel that kiwi faggit is back in meta thread seething at heem

>>76228288
You just came from a 30 day ban for spamming gay porn in here. Don't throw stones if you live in a glass house.

>>76228307
Pls no, got a screencap?

>>76228155

Are leg kicks next to pointless or completely pointless?

>>76228331
Im not Coralsprings and he did not spam gay porn, h8r. Buzz off

>>76228342
I feel bad for that guy. Thanks for setting him straight. Bless.

>>76228351
The spammer is obviously trying to frame schaub posters like us. You getting banned was the stars aligning for him to pin it on us, very unfortunate

good bye russian posters

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:)

>>76228342
>>76228351
You should get another 30 day ban for spamming gay porn

>>76228185
dont forget to get your picks in

>>76228394
Youre not fooling anyone h8r

>>76228405
>>76228410
At least try harder to hide it you wwe loser

>>76228429
Youre trying way 2 hard h8r youre exposing yourself

This is ur last response

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>>76228185
Max Holloway via submission
Karolina Kowalkiewicz via knock out
NC 1 month later when both fighters pop
NC via illegal elbows and knees
Split decision draw

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lol hilarious

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>>76228471

>>76228471
That's a Canadian post

Imagine being this guy's daughter or wife. How horrifying

>>76228519
Don't you have better things to do than trigger some obsessed sperg? Have you ever had a job or GF?

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>>76228336

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>>76228519
I know you enjoy taking advantage of me and my OCD. But this post you just made genuinely makes me feel sorry for you dude. Seriously seek help. I am always willing to help you bro.

>>76228530
gaethje is going to get absolutely lit up by johnson

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>he replies even when he's told he's being baited
oh god am i laughing

>>76228556
What other boards or generals do you like to shit up?

>>76228545
I hope not

>>76228556
This is tragic bro. I'm seriously worried for your mental state.

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>>76228336
go to an mma gym and get kicked in the leg a few times, bud
i guarantee you you'll change your opinion

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>>76228571
he's a really pathetic person

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>>76228579
May I ask why you do it? Are you at at least a fan of MMA? Were you the one that got me banned last month?

>>76228579
Do you work customer support?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zC4uDMIaJZ4
ufc posting this on jewtube, pretty sure dana hates luke after those slimy comments

>>76228579
ur the dude posting gay skat pics?
whats wrong with u

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>got me banned

who is your absolute favourite fighter?

Most entertaining=

Favourite personality=

BRAND NEW KAROLINA Q&A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzHhEKBJPSM

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>>76228630
>>76228618
he does it because he's a bitter waste of life that will never amount to anything and he wants to take his self-hatred out on other people

>i'm trolling for (you)s
>i literally only do it for (you)s
>*gets a bunch of (you)s
lol /heem/ deserves it

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>>76228643

>Favorite
Khabib

>Most entertaining
Lawler

>Favorite personality
Khabib

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>>76228699

>>76228699
What's the discord?

>>76228664
do you think she takes steroids?

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>>76228699
>yes i baited you into the 30 day and i also talked a lot about you in that meantime in both negative and positive capacities
Whelp, thanks for answering my questions I guess. Just have a bit of sympathy next time. Don't try to get me banned. I know I probably can't get you to stop, but just take it easy.

>>76228720
Its something i also made up. Do you think something so silly like little meetings to destroy /heem/ actually exist?

Wow a /pol/ user who has an entire gay scat folder and myriads of mental illnesses! Very shocked!

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>>76228760
so this was all a lie?

>>76228760
>Do you think something so silly like little meetings to destroy /heem/ actually exist?
I think you'd be surprised

>>76228769
Lol of course that sounds like some david lynch movie lmao

>>76228785
May I ask why you use a lot of Schaub images?

hey you mentally deranged person thats spamming gayskat stuff
serious question here
how come sometimes you post 50+ pics
and sometimes just a few
what makes you stop?
why do you start?
who molested you with gay pictures when you were little?

>>76228792
It produces a reaction, schaub causes quite a furor here. His face is also just priceless in that image

Also i just wanted to let you know I literally made all of this up and you idiots fall for anything LMAO

>>76228831
Sure you did bud

max is going to make this look easy

aldo is a known roider to anyone objective, no one should respect him

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>>76228667
this is why scatspammer does it
it's that simple

holy fucking autism i wish i could meet and heem every single avatar faggot here

I'm 90 percent of /heem/ American mobile posters. I (you) myself all day and start fake drama to sell /heem/ tickets

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>>76228155
>tfw every bisping-gsp video has more dislikes than likes with people calling them out for ducking
fucking finally

>people ITT actually think this is the spammer

>>76228853
i like em both
will be a great fight for sure
can't wait for it desu

I could impersonate every here and twice on Sundays

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I'm trying to figure out why the Ontario government is paying Michael Bisping $120,000 to come to Toronto to celebrate our 150th anniversary.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/duck-toronto-queen-s-legislature-1.4136222

>>76228307
bundaspain or the sperg?

>>76228940
Its the secret SPOOKY discord carrying out Phase 2 lol

>>76228922
Post screenshots from your discord you nutjob

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>>76228853
I think Aldo is going to beat Holloway.
He's a more technically proficient striker in general and thrives on the counter, whereas Holloway likes to pressure. He also has a slight reach advantage, despite being shorter than Holloway. He's consistently stuffed takedowns from guys like Mendes and Edgar, who are leagues about Holloway as wrestlers, so any attempts by Holloway to mix things up likely won't get him very far.

>>76228966
I cant. Im only allowed to say what im saying or theyll expel me. Even then theyre telling me right now to not go into too much detail. They do want me to tekl you guys there's 3 of is posting here right now

>>76228980
>muh technical

Literally your only argument ever you zilch it means jack shit. Even hack slack isnt as repetitive and dull as you

>>76228922
You need to get help

EMBEDDED
https://youtu.be/a5eN7JzisMg
https://youtu.be/a5eN7JzisMg
https://youtu.be/a5eN7JzisMg

>>76229021
we talked about this already stop outing yourself so easily theyre getting pissed at us

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>>76229048

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>>76229020
>technique means jack shit
Explain why Team Buttasspoop hasn't won a single fight against Team Dillashaw on TUF

>>76229062
It's good though bro, just come back in a few hours when it starts.

what do you think angela magana is doing right now?

will the ufc suspend cyborg?

>>76229072
You saying the word technical means shit. It means nothing

Just checked the discord and its a bunch of neckbeards whiteknighting a "girl"

>>76229057
What's wrong with you?

>>76229117
stop doing that youre going to blow the cover dude we talked about this in the bliss thread

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>>76229137
>in the bliss thread

>>76229048
when is the solo show with the black guy? unironically watched one when you posted it, it was pretty good.

>>76229160
Sundays

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>>76229089
I understand it's a vague term, but do you disagree with me?

>>76229094
I am a chaste muslim girl who will dedicate myself completely to my man

>>76229094
stoner is a trap

>>76229169
thanks bud

Rate this card:
José Aldo (c) vs. Max Holloway (ic)
Cláudia Gadelha vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz
Vitor Belfort vs. Nate Marquardt
Paulo Borrachinha vs. Oluwale Bamgbose
Erick Silva vs. Yancy Medeiros
Raphael Assunção vs. Marlon Moraes
Antônio Carlos Júnior vs. Eric Spicely
Johnny Eduardo vs. Matthew Lopez
Iuri Alcântara vs. Brian Kelleher
Viviane Pereira vs. Jamie Moyle
Luan Chagas vs. Jim Wallhead
Marco Beltrán vs. Deiveson Figueiredo

>>76229177
>do you disagree with my point thar is vague and unclear?

>>76229190
4/10

>>76229178
they got traps in the discord? this sounds kinda tempting desu

>>76229190
claudia vs kk for interim belt/10

>>76229216
cute penis too, go there and ask for a pic

>>76229178
>>76229094
Wait so this asp discord is real?? Jesus christ heem

>>76229177
>I am a chaste muslim girl who will dedicate myself completely to my man
good lad

>>76229247
>heem discord

>friend simulating and traps

Sure sounds asp to me

you guys are welcome for these dope maymays btw

>these are the people I share this general with

What the fuck is wrong with me that I keep coming here?

>>76229279
Bundle sqev posting is the only salvation for this place

Is Dustin heavier than Conor?

ever notice how the biggest spergs on heem larp as mcgregor?

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>>76229279
Because you're apart of something larger. A genuine bond of friendship.
>>76229282
Still not funny.

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gooby
<----

>>76229285
By 5-10 pounds probably at most

>>76229288
*he says as he posts in a thread covered in schaub spam*

Lol dude did you call my wife?

Dude wheres my secretary lmao

Cody "No Love" Garbrandt

>>76229305
It's just he walks around at 180 and apparently Conors 170 but I always thought Conor was bigger

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>>76229345
say it to my face see what happens

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>https://youtu.be/X5L4NeUTPlc?t=12m11s
>jew: if they strip him of the belt for whatever reason are you less interested in fighting him?
>gsp: *deep breath* h-hes you know the belt is-is an object i-if he yeah ofcourse if he lose the belt he lose the title but for me hes still the champion hes the one that- he works hard hes a hard worker...

i fucking told you faggots this little bitch is picking on bisping, he's scared of my boy

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gooby
<----

>>76229367
come on bruh we all know bisping will get "injured" before the Yoel fight and then conveniently fight Georges

>>76229367
oh wow what a bold stance to take, how contrarian and unlikely and rare!

kudos to you for stepping up and making such a controversial claim!

>>76229390
What yoel fight? Do you mean Whittaker?

>>76229390
dana better strip him or imma go ferguson all up in /heem/, yall think scat spammer is bad, aint seen shit yet boy

>>76229392
lol idiot who hurt you

inb4 Conor comes back to fight Bisping and then GSP fights Conor

>>76229414
Stop calling my secretary

>>76229414
>>76229390
>>76229367
Is there a reason you're talking to yourself?

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>>76229439
depends, is there a reason you're retarded?

>>76229452
Nice element editing

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>>76229439
>>76229465

>>76229452
>>76229482
Wow more than a minute apart really made me think different backgrounds too hmmmm

>>76229465
B T F O
T
F
O

take this L

>>76228222
Did they get refunds for those shirts after he tiramisu'd the scale?

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>put it in my ass Bordent, I don't want another autistic baby

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>>76229504

>11 seconds

WEW

>11 seconds
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF YOU

>Turteen seconds
>Eleven seconds
>lmao so hard

>>76229516
>>76229526
>>76229538

seconds

>>76229516
>>76229526
he's replying to himself with a 4chan pass

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>>76229547
No, I am not. I'm not Canadian.

>>76229547
kill yourself

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>there is only 1 preson ITT right now

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Imagine sitting at your computer all day waiting to reply to shitposts like some sort of competition

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>>76229568
Come out already bro. We will be very supportive.

>9 seconds

LOOKIN FOR THE FINISH

>>76229565
give me a run for muh money

who is the most HUMBLE. athlete in the ufc

>>76229597
Piana meme was easily one of the worst memes I ever forced here. Bento and famousposting are up there too

>>76229620
angela magana

>>76229504
You WISH you could beat my 9 seconds record

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Arona Bless

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>talking to yourself
>asking yourself questions about why you shit up these threads
>thinking this is a clever ruse
Good job springsfag

>>76229735
famous post

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>>76229727
Please Australian brother. I'm begging to know why I tick you off so much. This is the third time today you've made slanderous claims about me.
>>76229735
bless

>"So Bucholz you've got a lot of animals in the gym...Cody, Fili, Faber....who else banged paige?"

>>76229792
I will say this word for word if Stud radio is tonight.

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/Famous/ bless

>>76229804
its justin buttholes

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Cyborg Bless

I chplain chwain chain chained with gustaffson my guy

>>76229804
It's tonight (and every Tuesday) at 7pst, my friend. Make it happen.

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>i actually enjoy the famous burger memes

>>76229871
nog looks awful

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>>76229857
just post the heeminder

Conor is scared to rematch someone he ko'd in 13 seconds

>>76229871
the fact that his head is photoshopped in that picture shocks me. it looks fake

>>76229913
>rematching someone who literally can't take ONE punch from you
lol

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>are you big heem?

>>76229913
>Conor doesn't want to do sole promotion again for a pullout artist he absolutely obliterated

ftfy

>>76229969
>I can promise you I don't give up for sure
>for sure

>>76230046
listening to too much big brownload

has anyone pulled out of more fights than jose baldo?

why is claudia allowed to fight she has taken steroids?

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If I watch a lot of MMA, will I get good at fighting?

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*portions steroids*

>>76230067
big brown breakdown you mean

>>76230091
For sure 100%

>>76230091
ill smash your boipucci if you want, that'll make you stronger i bet

*portions gadoosh*

>>76230091
go back to your containment boards

dana should book bec hyatt vs angela magana in a pink slip on the pole match to punish both of them for making WMMA look stupider than it already does 90 percent of the time

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Like him or love him

You can't deny his success - he's an INTERNATIONAL icon.

Will Bisping get stripped if he pulls out of Whittaker/Romero winner?

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I LUH YOU MIKO, YOU DO DIS FOR ME? I LUH YOUU

C U SOOM BOI

>>76230191
You wouldn't be alive if pulled out of your mom

GADOOSH

>grow up severely deprived
>work your ass off every signle day
>spend 10 years building the most impeccable MMA legacy
>you are deemed a god amongst men
>you are set for life
>a copper wire smuggling pikey shows out of nowhere
>calls you a fag and wants all your shit
>you vow to make an example out him in front of millions of people
>it's just a scrawny laprechaun spouting cheap banter kek
>he send your body and soul to the shadow realm in 13 seconds
>he refuses to rematch you
>you are haunted by this tragic event for the rest of your life
>nothing you do in your life will ever compensate

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>>76230191
Bisping WILL win.

>>76230216
who is this fighter?

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>>76230216

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>>76230222
do. it. for. them.

>>76230191
bisping is retiring after the gsp fight unless rockhold wants a rubber match

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>https://youtu.be/sx5bv82WA9A
michael is so shook he's trying so hard to justify how whittaker will win. sad!

>>76230216
Sam Alvey beats Bisping

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>>76230140
Good to know!

>>76230147
i-i'm not sure about that anon

Trevor Smith beats Bisping

>>76230239
>Abandoning Australia, England, Poland and Cyprus for Hollywood California
When will the rest of the world learn?

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>>76230239
JUST

Chris Camozzi poopoos bisping

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>>76230203
>rise above the peasant Gladiator class by becoming a successful entrepreneur selling burgers and potatoe canoes
>continue fighting for personal fulfillment

Doesn't seem all that bad.

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mmmmmmm

>>76230277
she's australian lol

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>>76230315
Why save a picture of his lips? What is wrong with you?

>>76230264
Hey 5'4 120 lbs Brazil-twink!

If I ever come to your country we can train together.

will camozzis recent lost poopoo his chances for the defining trilogy fight against jacapoo?

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>>76230329
Why save 100 pictures of his young son? What is wrong with you?

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>>76230356
You love me bro lol

Does Mongo Bosco beat Bradley Tavares?

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What went wrong?

>>76230344
wow I didn't even realize Camozzi has lost 3 in a row already. Did he look like shit in the fight or what? I didn't see it

Jacare Souza

>>76230378
Abusive relationship with an older man who groomed her since she was underage.

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>>76230386
has he ever not looked like shit?

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>>76230378
this>>76230393

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>>76230412

>>76230386
Yes, his wrestling and grappling as a whole have somehow gotten worse. He literally took a week off in the middle of his camp to vacation in the Carribbean. Dana must like his eyes or something

>>76230377
For sure Brad Tavares would drag Bisping to deep waters my guy

>>76230433
>losing to felice herrig

>>76228643
Most entertaining=Cruz or Guida
Personality= Krazy Horse or Rampage

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Sorry Rumble, the weed stops here.

>>76230469
Diego Sanchez
Derrick Lewis

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God Bless America

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Has Marlon ever recovered? Does he hear Kid Nate's name echo in every strike he throws?

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Why do the embeds have to be at midnight?

>>76230536
I bet Claudias asshole is oval shaped like a mans

>>76230359
You seriously lurked heem on a 30 day ban? Lol

>>76230530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBCo6-UCUco

>>76230578
Please PLEASE I am begging you to tell my why that is wrong.

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>>76230378
that isn't in my mouth, that's what's wrong

>>76230378
Pat Barry has been banging her since she was 15 probably. After she became widely recognized and accumulated a big fanbase he began to worry that somone might steal her from him, specifically referring to Uncle Dana, the bald goof has been fucking young female prospects left and right. So Pat told Rose that her hair needs to go since it's just getting in the way and braids are impractical. Then he convinced her to dress like meth addicted trailer trash since it's very trendy and her fanbase will surely grow.

I'm not talking out of my ass I swear.

>>76230530
>bloodyelbow a vox company
>tell the truth

Why didn't Brendan Schaub lose the puppyfat and fight at LHW from the beginning? He'd have more success no?

>>76230589
>the bald goof has been fucking young female prospects left and right.
>unzipspants
>so do you wanna be a fighter?
like who?

>>76230589
A couple years ago he literally said he was surviving eating rice and ketchup. She literally saved him financially lol.

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>>76228155
CTE AWARENESS MONTH

>>76230662
rousey, pvz, and most recently, adult cynthia

>>76229190
6/10 mainevent only good fight

>>76230662
Literally all of them

>>76230724
Dont forget Joanna and Claudia

>>76229190
it's easy to rate it highly when you're not paying for it

>>76229418
lmao do you have a list of the mean shit I've said to you?

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>>76230724
>adult cynthia
what did you mean by this?

>>76230724
I can believe any cum dumpster out of TAM, but not rousey, joanna or the dike.

Banging for those private lessons is how you get any attention at that gym.

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>>76230779
>he thinks cynthia lowered herself to fucking filthy fighters

>>76230764
i love how you say shit like this to multiple people thinking its one person, turby must be in your head all day lol

>>76230792
she's already fucking jason buttholes you fuckin idiot

>>76230798
lol I bet it's a big list

>>76230792
how does it feel to get cucked by dicklet asian who bullies old men?

>>76230792
Its why StudGOD blossoms her

>>76230816
lol im guessing you have one yourself eh?

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you now remember people on here picked amanda pooper

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>>76230832
being cucked would mean that i get to fuck her afterwards. i'd take that deal desu

>>76230850
oh yeah for sure my man 100% my idiot 100%

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Nobody on /heem/ gets 85 cent milk besides me

>bulking on $7 a week

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Hey /heem/ I've been away for a while.
But I just wanted to make sure everyone caught the spicy meme here at just after 35:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_wHmcwT_cY

Hopefully everyone's already laughed and discussed it.

>>76230583
It's like getting kicked out of a party and lingering around peeping through the window till its over instead of just going home lol

>>76230877
Not really bro, lurking is very common on 4chan

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>>76230877
It's actually not like that at all.

It's like watching a football game on the sidelines but not being about to play

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>>76230867
>2% milk
>bulking

I'd mollywhop every single one of you faggots

>>76230889
except no one wants you to play

>>76230860
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>76230910
Nah, that's just you and maybe 2 other vocal posters.

>>76230916
no literally everyone hates you

>>76230923
Prove it.

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>>76230856
not that many. most of heem watches Stud Radio so we knew her

I like Coral Springs

>>76230873
>Karolina laid out a blue print for all the guys here to follow

So a woman comes into your gym and you dump all your attention into her and she's the only one fighting in the ufc? What a cuck gym.

>>76230909
Luke Thomas is such a zilch, did you hear him actually talking about CM Punk as if he were a serious fighter and criticizing his way he went about signing with the UFC instead of starting in the amateurs as if it wasn't the UFC and Punk's plan from the beginning to have him show up for one or two fights and be a draw?

>>76230932
>all those samefag picks lol

>>76230940
Thanks bro. I like you too.

>>76230944
Luke is all about being a contrarian (because he's intelligent enough to play devil's advocate) and legitimizing special cases like freakshow competitors.

>>76230994
>he's intelligent enough

>>76230940
We all love Springsbro.

>>76228980
>He also has a slight reach advantage
No he doesn't, his arms are just longer. Holloway's the one who will be able to hit him from a distance where Aldo can't hit him.

>>76231010
turby apparently hates his guts lol

>>76231010
Thanks guys haha I'm actually flattered. Usually people are too embarrassed to show their support out in the open like this.

look what you did lol

i bet rumble comes out of retirement in 2018 after the weed bubble pops and all the degenerates move on to harder drugs

Looks like Studboys are responding to the /pol/ visitors from there recent "redpill" podcast episode by creating a new podcast that caters to exactly that.

First episode of Touchy Subjects: https://youtu.be/IRvV9Dndqyc

>>76231021
Looks like you're correct

Adnan is the spammer

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>>76231072
>CORAL SPRINGS IS A NONCE
What does that make you then you sick degenerate?

How do you defend against this?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BUr_5i9gkvr/?hl=en

>>76231106
>>76231123
>>76231137
>2017
>posting on /b/
I want you to imagine your life was a movie...

>>76231148
Its the spammer posting in other threads on /sp/

>>76231123
he tells people to call heem faggots then reports their posts as off topic and they get banned. its a good trap

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>>76230932
i need more alexa heads please

https://www.instagram.com/alexa_grasso/?hl=en

>>76231105
You don't poke the brown bear

who is the best fighter born in australia? all time.

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HANGIN WITH THE BOYYYYZZZZZZZ

>>76231281
Elvin Sinosic

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>>76231233
calling Grasso "alexa" gtfo you nerd

>>76231319
i already have those make new ones you blithering zilch

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>>76230343
oh, that would be fun anon.

I studied in Toronto for like 6 months, maybe I could go back there in Canada someday.

>>76231319
I'm begging you to gain weight

>>76231364
hopefully you wind up like tim mclean

>>76231340
post the cynthia heads and i'll do it

>CORAL SPRINGS IS A NONCE
>thinking this actually throws anyone off
Just fuck off already you sick paedophile

>>76231364
Anime isn't allowed on /sp/. Fuck off.

>>76230245

If Michael Bisping didn't exist I'd be rooting for Whittaker, but I want Romero to win just to make his life as miserable as possible. I want to see that Cuban freak smear him all over the octagon.

>>76231393
>australia suddenly appears
>accuses others of spamming
really makes you think
maybe one day you'll have a relevant fighter

>>76231393
I'm not going to stop asking what your problem with me is until you answer. I am not a pedo and I do not spam obscene images.

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>>76231395
erm... no sweetie

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>>76231373
>hopefully you wind up like tim mclean
dude not cool!!

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>>76231496
mine didn't

they were all peasant micks flinging shit at each other

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Lads, I have a PS4 that I barely use and I'm in the mood for an MMA game. Is UFC 2 worth the extra shekels when UFC 1 is only half the price? Keep in mind I'm cheap as fuck, and I don't like to play online, I just autistically do career mode over and over.

>>76231526
Great post bro. Don't complain about my posts.

Who is your favorite female UFC fighter?

>>76231559
Broden Spumb