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>>76242091
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/heem/ bless
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>minimal autism
>posted at 500
Thanks OP.
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>>76250978
ngannou oc still going strong
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>>76251021
there's even more now
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damn Springsperg got btfo worse than usual in the last thread
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>>76251021
NgannoC you might say
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>>76251045
Not worse than you BTFO yourself all the time.
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>>76251073
are you done pouting now?
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>Coral Springs
>Fountain of (You)s
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>>76251097
Are you done being edgy and immature? Are done telling me I'm the scat spammer even though you know it's not true?
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Yuro Time Post Media Day Picks (ID: !BnOY251Yvk)
2017-06-01 05:00:08
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Aldo vs Holloway
Gadelha vs Kowalkiewicz
Belfort vs Marquardt
Barrachinha vs Bamgbose
I still have the previously taken picks
Silva vs Medeiros
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>>76251137
Holloway
Gadelha
Belfort
Barrachinha
Silva
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>>76251137
Holloway
Gadelha
Marquardt
Barracuda
Silva
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I thought you were running off to bed scatpedo springs?
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>>76251137
Always appreciate the picks, dude
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>>76251021
Ngannou bless
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>>76251240
I just said I was going to watch TUF. That's a cute nickname you made for me. I bet you thought it was clever or something.
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Aldo will flying knee KO max
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Just did a very firm schaub lads, need to increase my fibre intake to balance out the steaks
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>>76251282
Honestly dude. Why do you post here if you detest me and everyone else so much?
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>everyone else
>implying being anti-scat, anti-spam and anti-pedo is anti-heem
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>>76251299
Doesn't answer why you want us on /asp/
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Any time travelers ITT? I need to know who wins on Saturday and can't handle the suspense
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>us
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>implying someone who is anti-scat, anti-spam and anti-pedo wants /heem/ moved
you can go there if you like, you'd probably fit in
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how can your fitefu compete?
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>>76251319
she can't
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>>76251137
Aldo
Gadelha
Vitor
Barrachina
Silva
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>>76251288
We only detest you, everyone else on /heem/ is fine, including the rest of the spergs. Even Adan does jui jitsu and contributes sometimes, you just post that brain damaged shit schaub and turn this place into a shitposting fest
Don't reply to me bud, lose my fucking number
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>for me it's jose baldo
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>>76251402
aesthetic as fuggggg no homo
>blood on his crotch and nowhere else
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>>76251402
You and maybe 3 other detest me. I'm not nearly as insufferable as you make me out to be. I talk MMA here all day. I contribute to conversations. I only defend myself and defend Schaub when I'm called out. I've taken BJJ. I've watched MMA since 2005. I'll reply to you all I want.
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what do you actually get paid for a popular podcast
and dont gimme that net worth bullshit
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>claims to not want to move to /asp/
>mandrama filenames give him away
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>>76251423
>complaining about Ric Flar a ubiqutosly known pro-wrestler often quoted by many athletes of all sports
Come on Australia.
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is schlob really trying to get into standup comedy?
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>>76251441
Yes. He's already selling out shows.
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>>76251446
can i listen to an example of it anywhere?
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>>76251434
>>76251446
fuck off
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I love Aldo but I'm really worried Max beats him. I just see him getting trapped on the fence by Max and getting unloaded on.
But then I watch full fights of Max's, not just highlights, and realise he isn't just full throttle all the time and is fairly hittable. I just want Saturday to come already.
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>>76251452
Ufc.tv
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>>76251452
Right here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hFUe4Tg0Cw
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>>76251454
im still not sold that aldo is "back"
sure he looked good against frankie, but frankie is a midget and aldo already beat him before. the pressure was on frankie to do something different
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>>76251458
>i'm the CM Punk of comedy
>i have no business being up here
good joke joe
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>scat lover
>spammer
>paedophile
>mandrama fan
somehow, exposing yourself as the last one is the most shocking
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>>76251458
pretty inspiring vid until fucking Callen comes on
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for posterity
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Imagine living in this shithole
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>>76251550
lmao
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aldo and claudia are having bad cuts, ufc btfo
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>>76251557
where are you hearing this
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>>76251502
>>76251530
Get off my case. Talk about the UFC fights in 3 days. Leave me alone. Why is it you need to antagonize me with every single post. None of that is true. I don't watch mandrama just because I know who Ric Flair is. I am not a pedo for saving pictures that Brendan himself posted. I don't spam. Get off my case please, it's all I ask.
>>76251550
I'd love for you to visit. Even saying that as a joke to make me angry strikes a nerve. I've lived here most of my life. If you're ever in the area I'd treat you to some incredible food and scenery and show you what a "shithole" it really is.
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>>76251559
dominos delivery guy has a friend who works at famous sopa
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>>76251565
>If you're ever in the area
>I'd treat you to some incredible food and scenery and show you what a "shithole" it really is.
did not go where i thought it was gonna go
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>>76251568
UMA
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>>76251565
based springsbro turning the other cheek.
schaub bless brother
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>>76251565
Yeah I'm sure it's really nice if you're not getting shadowrealmed on the pavement
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>tfw big and strong
>can't fight
should i do anything about it bros?
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>>76251578
I try to make it a priority to show them nothing but love no matter how much they irk me. Sometimes kindness is the most potent weapon.
>>76251583
Every city has it's troubles after hours. A good man stopped a crime. I'm proud to live here.
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>>76251587
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>>76251137
Aldo
Belfort
Bamgbose
Silva
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>>76251595
you missed one
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>>76251587
>train years for hypothetical IRL fight that will never occur
>end up getting shot with no chance to defend
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>>76251587
meet me at the hotel room
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>>76251557
Doubt it. Aldo looks less bulky and built for speed, he's probably having an easier cut than usual
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>>76251137
Aldo
Gadelha
Marquardt
Bamgbose
Medeiros
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>>76251612
>those shoulders
fuck I need to hit the gym
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>>76251620
His physique looks interesting this camp. Less mass but a lot of defined muscle.
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lads, why is she so cute?
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>>76251620
hit the pool instead
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>>76251634
he did say the weight cut was hard, maybe he finally dropped some mass.
>>76251658
nice projecting fatty
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>>76251664
so you're saying that you wouldnt?
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>>76251668
swimming is great for a shoulder workout is what i was implying
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>>76251668
Talk about projecting lmao
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>>76251684
huh
>>76251693
not my fault your a newfag desu
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>>76251668
I think he cut mass specifically for this fight, both for speed and endurance. They're taking Max very seriously.
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would it bother you if it was revealed that 30% of heem was female?
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R8 this padwork
https://www.instagram.com/p/BUyFgOfFBHP/
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>>76251709
>guy says he wants aldo shoulders
>says he should hit the gym
>i inform him swimming will get you big shoulders
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>>76251722
Can you imagine if Aldo just destroys Max in like two rounds? I'd be so surprised.
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>>76251709
fucking retarded zilch
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>>76251745
Casuals might actually respect him after that
Honestly I think Aldo will do way better on the feet than people think, his technique has looked sharper since getting with that new striking coach after the conor loss. Still not sure who wins tho
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>>76251309
aldo do rd 3, kk UD, vitor via dq, and the other two brazilians get meme split decisions that nobody will care about because brazil fights don't count against your actual record
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>>76251758
i feel like max has grown into his frame a bit more, he could pose some serious problems for an econojose even though reach is about even
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>>76251137
Aldo
Kowalkieviwzc
Marquardt
Barrachinha
Silva
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>>76251835
He's definitely a little thiccer
I wonder how his cardio will look after round 3 though
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>>76251678
>that smile
:3
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>>76250978
>they do it for free
>Aldo
>Gadelha
>Marquardt
>Bamgbose
>Medeiros
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>>76251835
Max got jabbed up by Pettis and Miller, he won those fights but neither of those guys have the fundamental base of Aldo, I think unless Aldo has got old overnight this is a bad matchup for Holloway.
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>>76251334
>>76251319
By winning her fight on Saturday.
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>>76251137
Aldo
Kowalkiewicz
Belfort
Bambgose
Medeiros
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>>76251137
Aldo
KK
Medeiros
Marquardt
Bangbros
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>>76252015
wow she's cute. who is she?
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>>76252046
>she
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>>76252068
WOMEN CAN HAVE PENISES SHITLORD
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>>76252015
sauce on the girl?
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>>76251137
Aldo
Gadelha
Marquardt
Bamgbose
Silva
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>>76252046
>she
>>76252090
>girl
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>>76251137
>Aldo
>Gadelha
>Marquardt
>Barrachinha
>Medeiros
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>>76251137
Aldo
Kowalkiewicz
Belfort
Bamgbose
Silva
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>>76251137
Aldo via decision
Gadelha via decision
Belfort via 1st round T/KO
Borrachinha via 1st round T/KO
Silva via 1st round submission
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your house on Saffiedine
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KK + Holloway parlay for unlikely but maximum Brazilian butthurt
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>>76252219
damn, throwing shade at aldo...
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>>76252246
i thought it was a hot dog t-shirt but it's an actual hot dog isnt it?
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>>76252246
i find it disturbing how a term exclusively used by gays and trannies just 5 years ago is now in regular use
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>>76252260
black people can make anything cool
(inb4 fatherhood)
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how would your opinion of Cody change if he made his nickname "No Dad"
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>>76251137
Holloway
Clawja
Cheator
Borrachinha
Medeiros
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if jose wins i hope he thanks famous burger
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>>76251136
>>76251132
>>76251097
>>76251073
>>76250987
And you guys wonder why no one comes here anymore? This petty squabbling is why. No one cares about your personal problems with each other, stop posting this cringey shit.
And thanks for ruining this place with your teen angst bullshit.
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>>76252254
It's a hot dog with a T-shirt on it.
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>>76252260
it's more disturbing how youre an encyclopedia of terms used by trannies and gays senpai
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>>76252347
fat fuck
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Any more of KK's friend?
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>>76252396
>Polish girls are pure. PURE!
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>>76251137
>Holloway
>Gadelha
>Belfort
>Barrachinha
>Medeiros
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>>76251446
the Triffid is only like 500 or so seats to be honest.
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>>76251137
kinda light on picks for this one, mind you i wait till weigh-ins
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>>76250997
Which fighter is that in the middle?
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>>76252396
KK is too cute
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>>76252432
Pure sluts.
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>>76251137
Holloway
Kowalkiewicz
Medeiros
Marquardt
Barrachinha
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>>76252600
Agreed
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Anyone got a webm of Cirkunov getting BTFO this past weekend? I missed it.
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>>76252676
Kek, fucking goof. Do you have Gus vs. Glover too? Last request.
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>>76252694
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rory
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>>76252700
Impresive. Very Nice.
Thanks, lad.
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>>76252700
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>>76252705
steroids. bellator. USADA.
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>>76252700
>literally can't even react to the punches coming from his right
This victory was beyond tainted.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRcpuD9isZg
desu I'm really surprised Bamgbose doesn't have a black black africa accent
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Leddit have outdone themselves tbqh.
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>>76252784
What's the joke?
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also, fucking hell, Borrachinha vs Bamgbose is a ridiculous fight
explosive as fuck
>>76251137
>Barrachinha
it's Borrachinha m8
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>>76252786
It's their new footer image.
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The very moment Peter Sobotta knocked out Ben Saunders, allegedly.
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>>76252783
That was weird of them to make embedded with almost everybody from main card
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>>76252786
DUDE MANLETS AND SILLY HATS LMAO
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>>76252815
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>>76252705
based rory
>>76252742
>he's STILL mad
Kek, can't make this up.
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>>76251137
Aldo
Gadelha
Belfort
Barrachin
Silva
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>>76252015
cute girl.
woman's got some tits.
what's the source on this chick?
anyone know who this female is?
she's a babe, I'd love to cuddle with her.
what a lass.
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WHO /BAMGBOSE/
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>>76253223
>it's a blacksplosive power puncher who wings hooks all day episode
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>>76252291
Oh man I disagree 100%, schalubposting is exactly why I come here
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>>76252347
Is smiling in photos haram?
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>>76253304
There's absolutely no reason to ever smile in Russia
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Can Holloway check Aldo's kicks?
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>>76253526
He can check them out as they're coming towards him like "Woah look at that thing!"!
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Oh shit I didn't realise Bigfoot was fighting this weekend.
>>76253526
He's never demonstrated the ability, but I expect anyone can learn on the job.
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>>76253585
Well that isnt possible since bigfoot doesnt exist, you guys are seeing a bear
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>>76253620
The government is hiding Big Foot from you, how can you be so fucking blind ?
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>>76253500
I always have to smile when I remember that I dont live in Poland. :)
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>>76253671
I've been to Ukraine once and I smile when I remember that I don't live there
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>>76253685
I smile when Im on the moon and I remember that Im not part of this godforsaken earth
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>>76253738
Moon landing was fake, check out Buzz Aldrin's instagram
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>>76251137
Aldo
Gadelha
Marquardt
Barrachinha
Medeiros
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>>76253771
It was real. In fact, the moon is actually located on earth at a very high altitude. Look it up
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>it is what it is
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>>76253771
>It's an Alex Jones Stifles His Contempt Episode
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Anyone remember a fight where Gadelha catches kicks?
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>>76253526
of course but he wont have to. He's gonna be changing stances and moving too much for aldo to try and attempt a leg kick.
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>>76254106
And Rondasperg gets shit for not knowing about MMA? Shaking my damn head.
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>>76253771
>yfw the whole world is fake and we are all just figments of your imagination
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>>76251137
Holloway
Gadelha
Marquardt
Borrachinha
Medeiros
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I forgot all about Belfort fighting.
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Anthony pettis is -700 against Jim Miller +200
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>>76254398
Correct odds.
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>>76254410
Anthony should be an underdog crazy odds
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>Lawler is less than -150 against Cerrone
I'm feeling that Shevchenko over 2.5/Lawler by KO parlay.
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>>76254398
Where?
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>>76251137
are you going to stop spamming now that you get to do the picks? lol
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Max is hella confident
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>>76254643
Swag on point.
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What do you estimate Max's IQ too be?
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>>76254657
double yours
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>>76254657
It is what it is.
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Whatever happened to Nick's fighting organization? War MMA was it?
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>>76254825
they only did one event
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>>76254657
realistically probably like 104
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/HEEM/ PREDICTS UFC 212
Jose Aldo vs. Max Holloway
Claudia Gadelha vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz
Vitor Belfort vs. Nate Marquardt
Paulo Borrachinha vs. Oluwale Bamgbose
Erick Silva vs. Yancy Medeiros
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>>76254991
ALDO
GADELHA
BELFORT
BORRACHINHA
SILVA
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>>76251137
Holloway
Clawja
Marquardt
Bangbus
Silva
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>>76254991
Jose Aldo
Claudia Gadelha
Vitor Belfort
Paulo Borrachinha
Yancy Medeiros
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I LOW YOU ANON
I LOOOWW YOU
SEE YOU SOME
BOI
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>>76254657
whats the average IQ of a chimp, probally that
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why are brazillians cheering for claudia she left their country for good?
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>>76255056
because I learned on joe rogaine podcast that 90% of the brazilians have toxaplosmosis and are basicly living in a constant state of stockholm syndrome
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>>76255056
She's gonna beat up a white girl.
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>>76255066
wow thats deep
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>>76255066
>Angela Hill is black
Checks out.
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>>76255071
Karolina's isn't white she's Polish
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>>76255080
what is your maximum bench press?
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>>76255092
Don't you have abortions to attend to?
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>>76255113
who is you're favourite female fighter?
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>>76255056
they'll cheer Assuncao too and that guy is about as Brazilian as Chael Sonnen - it's what they do
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>>76255124
Paige Van Zant, of course!
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>>76255137
Scary looking
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which is the real picks?
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>>76255156
"real"
one has real picks recorded
one has a blank page
makes you wonder
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>>76255137
literally a chimp
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>>76255092
>Le 60% face
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>>76255213
>>76255147
>cheekbones too pointy, 2/10 would not bang
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>>76255165
link me to it
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>>76255109
What is my maximum bench press? Gee, I don't know, probally less than what my man Schaub does.
Schaub bless, h8ers be gone.
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>>76255246
>working out daily just to look like a fridge
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>>76250997
Based Sherk
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>>76255326
sherk = roider
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>>76255329
you = gay
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how many pickbros do we have?
holy fuck lads
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>>76255156
I'm the real picks guy
Featherweight José Aldo (c) vs. Max Holloway (ic)
Women's Strawweight Cláudia Gadelha vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz
Middleweight Vitor Belfort vs. Nate Marquardt
Middleweight Paulo Borrachinha vs. Oluwale Bamgbose
Welterweight Erick Silva vs. Yancy Medeiros
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>>76255329
Still a great martial artist that managed to get the belt and go out with a good record
>>
house on KK
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>>76255294
>Gee, I don't know, probally less than what my man Schaub does.
That's because Schaub's on suprahuman dosages of test.
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>>76255411
Master of the art of lay and pray
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>>76254825
what happened nick fighting his last win is 6 years ago vs old featherweight and nick is big mw
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Max "It is what it is, lets do the damn thing" Holloway
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>>76255547
>nick is big mw
was a small ww
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>>76255592
steroids
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"Everyone with an achievable body if they put the hard work in is on steroids" - Heem neck beard #1126
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>>76255464
not him but i think its the keto dude schaub would never take steroids, keto just makes dudes ultra jacked
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Jose and Claudia both by decision is +450
Also how many boys are you allowed?
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haha Diaz broters am i right???? XD smoke weed so badass haha fuck da authority lmao they keep it real *100 emoji*
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>>76255596
He was bigger at 200
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>>76255614
Everyone who is a professional athlete at the top of a sport that's based around both strength and endurance is on steroids, yes. This isn't a physique competition.
>>76255633
One per three weight classes.
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>>76255633
1 true boy tbqh
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>>76255614
>Aldo is clean
lol remember when they came to take a drug test? remember what happened?
kill yourself.
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>>76255592
this cant be a recent pic
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>>76255673
From yesterday, literally
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>>76252655
Holloway
KK
Belfort
Bamgbose
Medeiros
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Shlemenko vs Halsey 2 starting in a couple of bongs
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>people are unironically picking KK to beat the best three round fighter in the division
It's gonna be a wipeout on all the picks cards.
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>>76255653
I wouldn't hand over my pee to some random dude refusing to show proof of who he is either
Not saying he wasn't dirty at any point, but spilling your pee isn't unheard of, and conor conveniently needed to train in a country where USADA couldn't find him, so I wouldnt rag on Aldo too much
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>>76251137
Aldo
Kookie
Marquardt
Bamgbose
Mederios
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>>76255708
Aldo got the cops to ban the tester from the country, dude.
I legitimately don't care about PED usage in sports, but it boggles my oggle that people think Aldo wasn't on shit.
>>
PEACHES
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>>76255653
>kill yourself.
lmao kid i would crack your skull and mount your spine
>>76255650
aldo is natty
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>>76255650
>One per three weight classes.
>>76255651
>1 true boy tbqh
AHH HOW AM I MEANT TO KNOW THIS WITHOUT AN OFFICIAL HEEM BOY TEMPLATE!!
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Krylov and Bigfoot are fighting tomorrow at EFN 68. Surprised this wasn't in the heeminder
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>>76255773
>A guy who can't even own a butter knife threatening to hurt other people
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>>76255735
Yeah and then got tested like the same day.
I don't think he has always been clean either, but I also don't think that incident proves anything
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>>76255905
kek BTFO
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>>76255909
that's because you're an absolute gullible low IQ idiot
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>>76255905
I butter the bread with butter buddy
I would fracture your skull with my fist
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>>76255868
Pavlovich is on too, he is probably the best HW prospect outside the UFC. Minakov vs Bigfoot should be fun, Minakov looked poor last time out but is still class.
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>>76255868
>Bigfoot
I for some reason thought bigfoot was good, hes lost more than half his fights
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>>76255707
The only thing is KK has a strong clinch game herself, so she might do better than you might expect against Gadelha
I still see the Claudia taking it though
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>>76255986
In the UFC, and most of them came after deletion
He was good
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>>76256008
Who was it that deleted Bigfoot?
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does anyone else think that mma is getting less competitive?
we used to have big upsets in brock lesnar era. especially in LHW where you had a different champ every few months or so.
now we know how every cormier fight looks like, how every JBJ fight looks like, how every mcgregor fight looks like.
no more suprises, no upsets. just the same opponents getting into the meatgrinder over and over.
i mean fuck, the most embarrassing division is HW, people just stand infront of miocic like retards he he punches them, and its not like he is going off or something.
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>>76255916
I just said I don't think he was always clean idiot
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>>76256039
USADA
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>>76256047
>people just stand infront of miocic like retards he he punches them
>he says, after two (2) tittle defenses, one of which ended via takedown into gnp after Stipe almost got heemed
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>>76256039
Patterson
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>>76256047
yeah I agree 100% man
It all went wrong when RDA lost the belt, if not he would have exciting lw champion fights every 6 months
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>>76255909
>Yeah and then got tested like the same day.
The next day, and the period of time where steroid metabolites are detectable when using sufficiently low doses is measured in hours, not days.
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>>76256089
but JDS trades better than miocic. at least as a pure boxer. miocic might bambozzle him with takedown etc but i was sort of shocked to see JDS getting shat on like that
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>>76256189
>he thinks aldo is going to stand and bang
he will try to sub him
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>>76256204
I think so to but Max will survive and lose a decision
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Garbrandt to Dillashaw: If you get beat by Mighty Mouse, I will never fight you
>https://www.google.com/amp/www.bloodyelbow.com/platform/amp/2017/6/1/15722804/ufc-cody-garbrandt-tj-dillashaw-demetrious-johnson-flyweight-bantamweight-mma-news
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>>76256217
Cody just argues with fans on instagram
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ez money or ez money?
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>>76256131
Well jds hasn't fought in like 2 years but he's still 100% beast my man
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>>76256252
waste of money
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Is it worth having good guy like Whittaker lose to Romero just to see him beat Bisping?
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>>76256131
Junior is deleted.
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>>76256217
>ducking TJ THIS hard
>after all the autistic sperging he did
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I dont get why cody is scared of fighting tj when he beats him quite easily
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>>76256294
Fuck that bong cunt.
>i'll lay on sidelines and duck the entire division full of killers until they cannibalize each other
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>>76256362
Mike is literally praying Whittaker beats Yoel
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>>76256252
Do it you pussy.
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>>76256371
This.
On the other hand, that just means a different monster is going to kill him.
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>>76256420
Nothing would be more satisfying than watching Yoel be the one to heem Bisbong
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>>76256458
because you're a gay cuck
I'd rather see bobby knuckles do it
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>>76256458
I don't disagree.
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>>76256490
Yoel is literally the last guy he wants to lose to, after all the clusterfuck he's caused at MW I'd say a good knee to the head would suffice
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>rooting for a fake pious roiding retard
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>>76256525
>as opposed to a ducking cheating shitbag roiding bong
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>>76256525
I root for the one that provides dank heems for us
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>>76256540
>rooting for a cuban
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>>76256541
>cubanchiropractics.gif
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>>76251137
Baldo
KK
Marky
Bamgbose
Silva
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>>76251137
Holloway
Gadelha
Marquardt
BORRACHINHA
Medeiros
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>>76251137
>>76254991
4 of these are mine
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Does anyone have the goofed picks from Gus vs Teixeira?
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Bisping would beat Robert
We need yoel to win
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Ufc stats say Whittaker is same size as Yoel I find it hard to believe. I was under impression Whittaker was tiny MW
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>>76256577
>Bisping would beat [insert top 5 Middleweight]
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>>76256593
Yoel would be a tiny middleweight too if he wasn't carbed the fuck up.
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>>76256611
Brad Tavares would drag Bisping to deep waters my guy
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>>76256574
You're welcome.
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>>76256628
Unironically this.
>getting destroyed by Tim Kennedy
Lmao.
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>>76256636
Mine's not on this one, incompetent fool
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>>76256574
>>76256636
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>>76256039
The age old enemy, time
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>>76256655
Le 5 round war with Thales Leties
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>>76256662
>>76256663
god damn i am fucking good
i am literally the best human in history
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>>76256663
Thank you
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>>76256217
Clickbait desu
He's basically saying if TJ gets beat then he doesn't deserve a shot at him right after
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What are YOU talking about
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I literally train at knocking your nan out (SBG bless)
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conor bless p4p
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>>76252700
Gus would KO Schaub in 5 seconds if they fought.
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>>76256669
>le blantantly illegal knee wasn't intentional
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>>76256741
Kek, I still remember Bisping crying to ref about Luke headbutting him and still brings it up today
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Can someone post that copied and pasted smug Bisping
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>>76256782
At least we'll always have this.
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http://www.flocombat.com/article/56943-yoel-romero-right-hand-of-god-ready-to-cleanse-ufc-mw-division
>"I think being the right hand of God is more of a valid description of me than the Boogey Man. Boogey Man is made to scare kids. I prefer to scare my opponents."
Religious fighters are so cringe, especially the third-worlders.
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>Dad?
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>>76256838
Here ya go
>>76256839
Didn't look any better for him the second fight
>>76256843
Except the MW division IS literally scared of him goof
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>>76256859
I consistently forget how fucking huge Shaq is.
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>>76256863
I wonder how God feels about his underhanded cheating and subsequent lying about it.
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>>76256859
Could Shaq make 265 with an IV?
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>>76256863
>Didn't look any better for him the second fight
I know what you mean.
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>>76256885
Muh eye test, beat it! Get lost
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>>76256863
Whittaker took the fight without hesitation. And you are aware that he has a very good chance at beating him, correct?
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>>76256907
I'll bet you bought Jon Jones' dick pills excuse, too. Grow up kiddo, your boy's on the gas. They're all on the gas. He was just enough of a goof to get caught.
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>>76256915
I actually fear Whittaker may win, it's a great fight. I just think Yoel would be favorite
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>>76256890
>YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT
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>>76256866
Khabib seemed to lose all mainstream credibility when he TIRAMISU'd himself before UFC 209, on top of his chronic injuries. I think people are finally tired of his shit.
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>>76256925
Jon Jones incident is way different can't even compare
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>>76256947
Why
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Melvin Guillard just got killed
RIP
https://twitter.com/nbwanglei/status/870291612089241600
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>>76256927
If somebody put a gun to your head and told you to put 2k on one of them, who would you pick, regardless of round/method?
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Why does vitor have a service dog? I thought theyre for old or retarded people?
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>>76256954
Well for one, "Muh dick pills" " I got a yuge dick joe", secondly tainted suppliments are out there. Why would USADA clear Yoel so nicely but not jon? It's not like Yoel looking soft like Jacare or Vito, he looked exact same in Weidman fight while jones looked alot worse with OSP
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>>76256942
It's not even his fault, it is the curse of sperg op
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>>76256974
Yoel of course, Whittaker got hit a bit more than he should of by Brunson
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M1 STARTING NOW
http://vsetv.net/boec.html
http://vsetv.net/boec.html
http://vsetv.net/boec.html
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>>76256966
CTE
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How tf was Robert a ww
He looks huge
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>>76257006
The most fixed fight i've ever seen
How much did the JewFC pay Misha to take a dive?
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>>76257006
What a crazy upset that was.
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>>76256863
Thanks, but I meant the other one where it looks like his neck is stretched across
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>>76256966
He also got bopped by Condit while sparring pretty recently. He's definitely in the running for the most JUST record of all the post-UFC fighters.
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>>76257031
It wasn't fixed, the shot was quite hard but because his head was against the cage it didn't move
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>>76257041
Ask Poland
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>>76257006
Do people actually think that this wasn't a work? WWE doesn't look that bad most of the time.
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>>76257064
>listening to what cuck Thomas has to say
It was fixed lad
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Cruz is commentating 212
This shit card just got worse
Also he dresses like a complete autistic
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>>76251595
Gadelha i guess...
Too many fucking no names
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kI1HsfF31A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kI1HsfF31A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kI1HsfF31A
new
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>>76256987
Because Jon is a classic fuck-up and is not in the UFC's good graces. Yoel is a rising star who might be able to tow the line, and NOT fuck up 4 different ppvs.
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>>76257087
It wasn't fixed
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>>76257100
If UFC gave a fuck about Yoel like you say they'd have him beat Bisping from the beginning and stay dominant champ as he should
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>>76257091
Was this unironically the best win of Faber's career?
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>>76257123
It was though
You can even hear Misha say "Hit me and i'll go down now" Under his breath when they clinch up against the cage
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>>76257128
They care more about Bisping's supposed drawing power than they do about Romero's title shot, but they care about both of those things more than Jon Jones.
This just raises the other issue of Bisping being the worst thing to happen to the middleweight division ever.
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>>76257145
Can confirm I was there live and heard him mutter it
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>>76257137
Maybe? Considering he is the 135 GOAT, but this was young Cruz.
Its that or his win over Bibiano Fernandes. Bibiano is fucking legit
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>>76257145
What the fuck, I missed that one. Did Held have an aneurysm, or was he going for the dreaded meme roll?
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>>76251137
Aldo
Claudia
Borrachinha
Marquardt
Medeiros
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>>76257174
JESUS FUCK you guys, Bisping does not DRAW! why can't anyone understand this.
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>>76256987
>>76257128
>there's an actual possibility Yoel is natty
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>>76257203
The only old-timer that didn't get USADA'd, hope he doesn't get flushed by Whittaker though
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>>76257179
Asuncao and Alcantara were good wins, too.
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>>76257228
He will. Whittaker is the only man in the MW division who isn't broken.
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>check on heem.gov
>its full of americans and one serb seething at natty king of mw Mikey Mike and the Bongy Bunch
Brings a smile to my face
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>>76257091
i know it's you, cody fan
>>76257196
he went for a roll and hadzovic managed to time a knee as held went down
if that hadn't landed, held probably would have won the fight, he had easily won rounds 1 and 2
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>>76257259
Whittaker gets hit too much, it's a great fight that honestly goes either way. I can't say as a Yoel fan the he wins easily, it's a tough fight for both especially Whittaker
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Whittaker sort of looks like jack from Lost so I'm going with him
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>>76257275
Carefully step up, those knees seem a bit weak
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>>76257123
>iT wAsN't FiXeD
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>>76257200
Notice I said "supposed." His events draw decent ticket money, but his ppv numbers are mediocre. But the UFC seems content to use him as the guy who works with the guy who draws the money.
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>blessed
>this nigga looks over the city
Will Aldo ever recover?
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>>76257276
Man, Mosuke/Velikovic and Muhdaddy/Silva were both better fights than Gus/Glover, one of them should have gotten FotN. The main event was just Gus running around and occasionally taking breaks to give Glover CTE.
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>>76257277
Whitaker did get heemed by a welterweight, so he's definitely chinny.
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>>76251137
Aldo........................ EAT
Kowal-kay-witch....... 3
Marquads................ STEAKS
Borachina................ EVERY
medeiros................. DAY
Sorry have to get the message out there
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>76257177
>76257145
>76257299
Samefagging this hard because your boy got btfo by a babby punch
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>>76257350
It was a great card overall, though
Spicy fights throughout, and there was even a obvious underdog win to cash out on in Trevor Smith vs Chris Camozzi
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>>76257276
>i know it's you, cody fan
Nope Cody is a mong as well
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>>76251137
Aldo
Gadalha
Marquardt
Paulo
Silva
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>>76257370
Thanks senpai
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>>76257366
Any time somebody gets heemed by Thompsons hands Im surprised. He always looks pillowfisted but apparently is not
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ThatOneCodyFan (ID: !vBOFA0jTOg)
2017-06-01 04:30:45
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>>76257276
>i know it's you, cody fan
Still obsessed after I btfo'd you and bullied you for months I see
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ThatOneCodyFan (ID: !vBOFA0jTOg)
2017-06-01 04:32:47
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>>76257417
Poland, help this fella out
>>76256838
>>76257041
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>>76257417
Well, Conor wasn't lying when he said precision beats power and timing beats speed. Thompson's striking was and is very high-level, but it only really works on aggressive opponents. That's why he looked lost against Woodley and we have seven rounds of a stalemate.
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>>76257499
Portuguese is p4p the worst-sounding language.
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>>76257446
>Dom is going to make Cody look stupid
BASED
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Wrong trip buddeh
CodyGOD has not returned to us
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>>76257472
Dont have it on me phone
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>>76257446
lol i love when he gets BTFO
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>>76257409
he didnt eat steaks looks like he ate greased salads
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>>76257564
It happens nearly every thread
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>>76257472
>>76257557
Thanks for your concern lads
It's alright, there's no rush. I'll save it next time I see it
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>>76257296
>>76257296
He looks nothing like him
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>>76257296
did you go to the gym without your friends again
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LADS ARTEM IS COMMENTATING EFN THIS WEEKEND
ARTEM LOBOV
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>>76257640
Fuck that I want Roman Mazyrov
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>>76257640
source?
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>>76257697
http://mmajunkie.com/?p=250457
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>>76257697
https://themaclife.com/featured-posts/artem-lobov-lands-ufc-fight-pass-commentary-gig/
>>76257667
I want Borat too lad, whatever happened to him?
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>>76257737
>>76257741
absolutely based
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>>76257099
>holloway has a fuckload of pimples on his face
I think hes on steroids guys
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>>76254991
Don't forget to get your picks in.
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>>76257099
Has anyone ever had a zit explode in the octagon?
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>>76257922
Or he is just all around ugly
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>>76254991
Blessed
Claudio
Vitor
Bolsonaro man
Medeiros
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>>76257741
>>76257640
Okay now I'm tuning in.
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>>76257971
imagine if he had a kid with joanna uglychick
she is a 0 out of 10 like max
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>>76258034
I agree she looks like a dude
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>>76257971
It is what it is you know, lets just do the damn thing knowhatimsayin'
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>>76257922
Nah, he's still in puberty.
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>>76258044
he's mid twenties nigga
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Just ate a peach.
Can someone tell me if I liked it?
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>>76258151
If you eat peaches, you can't participate in my friend simulator.
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Max isn't ugly and gets more girls than you
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>>76258184
Max is ugly and he has shitty tattoos. They're not as bad as Cody's, but they're still awful.
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Name fights that were fight of the night quality but didn't get the nod
Fransisco Trinaldo vs Kevin Lee
Frankie Edgar vs Jeremey Stephens
Eddie Alvarez vs Gilbert Melendez
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>>76258151
Peaches are a beast 100%
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>>76258180
I disagree man, nothing better then a juicy fresh peach.
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>>76258194
You are still struggling to lose your virginity whereas Max had a kid before he was even a pro fighter
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>>76258200
Perry v Roberts.
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>>76258200
Batman vs Superman
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>>76258215
The only fighter uglier than Max Holloway in the UFC is Tony Ferguson.
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>>76258200
Madadi vs Silva
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>>76258236
Don't change the subject
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGVc3dxju2A
WE ARE LIVE SIX MINUTES AGO
>>76258246
I lost my virginity fourteen years ago, man. This is boring.
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who is the ugliest female ufc fighter? no trolling.
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>>76258277
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24 year old vegan here
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>>76258270
>listening to the guy who picked andrade over joanna by decision
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>>76258270
>I lost my virginity fourteen years ago, man. This is boring.
Figured, you're still a virgin. Which implies you are way uglier than Max, or you have an awful, cringy personality and you're completely revolting to girls. No wonder you're so bitter.
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>>76251137
Aldo
Gagelha
Belfort
Borrachinha
Silva
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>>76258314
Codyfan dropping bombs
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>>76258270
>this guy charges you for scouting work
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>>76258322
what kind of pan is that
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>True or False
Joe Rogan is the most successful casual fan ever to blunder his way into being the most prolific commentator of a sport
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>>76258107
Who are you talking to?
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>>76258364
False he trained mememovment as a kid
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>>76258314
>Figured, you're still a virgin.
I've had more sex in the last month than years that you've been alive. But even if I hadn't, there's literally nothing wrong with not having sex.
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>>76258387
>I've had more sex in the last month than years that you've been alive. But even if I hadn't, there's literally nothing wrong with not having sex
Holy shit this activates my almonds
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>>76258364
Goldberg? He's way more of a casual lol
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>>76258351
A rubber pan
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>>76258415
>A rubber pan
is that one of those sage folded
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http://mmajunkie.com/2017/06/dana-white-champ-demetrious-johnson-ppv-fight-t-j-dillashaw-its-insanity
Dana on DJ/TJ
>” … T.J. is going to go down to 125 to fight D.J. to stop him from breaking the record, but D.J. doesn’t want to fight him.”
Why not?
>“Tell me – you tell me,” White said. “It’s insanity.”
>“Unfortunately for D.J., you don’t make the fights around here,” he said. “I do. (Johnson vs. Dillashaw is) the fight we’re pushing for.”
>“This is the first fight ever in D.J.’s history that he actually gets pay-per-view,” White said. “He gets pay-per-view on this one, and this is the first real fight that people will care about and want to see on pay-per-view, and he is refusing to fight T.J. Dillashaw.”
More in the link, it's from the UFC Unfiltered podcast
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>>76258325
Not CodyFan I like Max
>>76258387
>there's literally nothing wrong with not having sex.
Figured, you're still a virgin. Which implies you are way uglier than Max, or you have an awful, cringy personality and you're completely revolting to girls. No wonder you're so bitter.
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>>76258236
Max is uglier than Tony but its a close one
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>>76258429
>This is the first fight ever in D.J.’s history that he actually gets pay-per-view,”
lmmfao
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>>76254991
Aldo
Gadelha
Marquardt
Borrachinha
Silva
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>>76258430
>acknowledging that Max is ugly means I'm bitter
lmaobud
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>>76258236
imagine all of the women in the ufc with no makeup
he definitely isn't the worst lol
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>>76258429
>>76258444
>this is the first real fight that people will care about and want to see on pay-per-view
Lmao so hard
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>>76258429
If i was a rich man i would buy out dana white, fucking scumbag
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>>76258429
>Unfortunately for D.J., you don’t make the fights around here,” he said. “I do.
lmao no you don't you fat fucking slob, if DJ doesn't want to fight what are you going to do? NOTHING
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>>76258429
wew
The UFC found the perfect opportunity to send a message about campaigning for money fights. DJ blew himself out hard.
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>>76258364
Rogan might have been able to compete in UFC back in the day, he has a lot of training in legit grappling and in meme standup and he is roided to the gills
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>Marco Beltran is the underdog against a debuting fighter off of a weak regional scene
Explain.
>>76258472
>if DJ doesn't want to fight what are you going to do?
Strip the belt.
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Tbf I'd much rather see DJ face actual competition in TJ, which would also be a good gauge of his skill rather than Ray Borg
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>>76258472
>Dana cans the division because literally nobody gives a shit about it
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>>76258467
Caring, in fact caring so much you rant about it on 4chan despite being hideous yourself. Max is average looking, he's a fighter, he has more friends than you, gets more girls than you.
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>>76258472
>>76258490
>Strip the belt.
And that matters because DJ is actively trying to break the record. If he gets stripped that goes
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>>76258429
But DJ has headlined PPVs before.
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>>76258474
>meme standup
Taekwondo + kickboxing is a meme?
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>>76258507
He's also uglier than I am. Why are you so upset about this?
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>>76255625
looks like shit
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>>76258520
>>76258504
>>76258490
Strip it and give it to who, Joe? TJ? It would do nothing, make flw even worse and MM would just win the belt back.
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Is Mighty Midget the most reddit-tier fighter currently in the UFC?
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All these bitter morons in here saying Max is ugly meanwhile they'll never have a wife as hot as his. Bunch of bitter broke bums.
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>>76258536
Taekwondo is a big meme, Joe knows the odd useful kick or two
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>>76258557
>Strip it and give it to who, Joe?
Vacant title bout between Benavidez and Cejudo.
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>>76258538
He is way better looking than you
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>>76258567
Speak like a normal person.
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>>76258557
Make TJ fight Borg for it probably
Yeah that's a waste, but it stops MM from the record and on top of that, sort of severs the relationship between DJ/White
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Sweden cucked?
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>>76258567
never met anyone taller than 180cm who's a fan of his
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>>76258578
You have a lot of emotional investment in the idea that Max isn't goofy looking as fuck. Where is this coming from?
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>>76258557
>Strip it and give it to who
I said can the division, Mike. Meaning mighty manlet would have to compete at 135, and lmao at that run.
>MM would just win the belt back
His defense streak would be reset, and i doubt he can make it again.
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>All these idiots calling for UFC to strip Demetrious
Strip Bisping you fools
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>>76258604
No one is calling for it, they're saying that's probably what Dana would do
Figures your reading comprehension is shite
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>>76258571
I know, but a combination of Taekwondo and kickboxing doesn't sound like a meme.
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>>76258534
Sounds like the tiered payments in Alvarez's contract are standard. None of Johnson's PPVs did very well so he wouldn't have hit the minimum for all but one
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>>76258596
>no racial banter
*yawn*
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>>76258596
>You sound like a fucking dork
BTFO
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>>76258567
i've always fucking hated him
mark hunt too that fat cunt
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>>76258596
BASED JOHNNY BONES
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>>76258596
>be roiding cheating scumbag
>still get your ass kicked by le viking man
>claw his fucking eyes out
>get no penalty
>still get ass kicked
>steal the decision
>''l-lol, i s-showed you, e-eh?''
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DJ's shortness should literally be considered dwarfism, even in this country full of asians and mexicans the average male height is 5'10
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>>76258553
what is my maximum bench press
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>>76258646
gus and jones are good boys, only DC is a bad boy and says the N word.
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Mundials bjj tournament streaming now
http://angelthump.com/kyuz/embed
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>>76258676
>steal decision
Anyone who thinks Gus won that fight needs to get checked into a mental facility
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Has the UFC disciplined Cyborg?
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>>76258676
jones didn't even train
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I STILL haven't received the apology from the 2 posters on here that said Albu was never fighting again.
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>>76258706
what the fuck is this
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>>76258601
Just facts that you're an ugly bitter virgin lad, don't worry about it though at least you have your career in pro mma
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>>76258429
tanks for dana
>>76258472
not give him a fight, what's he gonna do? leave? wgaf lmao
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>>76258749
albu is never fighting again
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>>76258692
429
>>76258676
cuckstaffson is a woman beating dork.
jones is /ourguy/
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>>76258763
You're projecting a lot more than I'm comfortable with overlooking, lad. Do you need to talk?
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Why did Max eat scrambled eggs with mango?
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>>76258808
>coke addicted narcissistic psycho that almost killed a pregnant woman
>/ourguy/
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>>76258825
I was clearly joking. the only /ourguy/ is cormier.
figure a serb would support a criminal like gus, makes sense
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>>76258821
Sorry buddy but there is no coming back from the btfo
You can change personalities and pretend to be happy all you like
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>>76258872
DC is a cringey dork
Jones is alpha
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>>76258872
>j-joke
>y-you're supposed to be able to read between trolling and completely identical s-serious posts!
Kek
>the only /ourguy/ is cormier
Is this a joke as well then? Because i agree with that one.
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>>76251137
Aldo
Gadelha
Belfort
Bamgbose
Medeiros
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