/Tennis/ - French Open Day 2 at Roland Garros

>>76222036
>Day 2

Going too fast

>>76222036
>Europe - Scottish Eurosport

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What stage of the cycle is he on?

>>76222052
FUCK

>>76222052
>>76222067
Don't worry, the sunday is a weird day, why take 3 days to do the first round?

>>76222065
pepe imaz stage

so many highlight reel points

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>>76222018

>>76222079
because comfort

>>76222079
the grounds aren't big enough to do it in 2. dont think theres enough courts

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please save us kyrGOAT

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>>76222065
>wins Australian Open and GOATS at Indian Wells and Miami

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come on based brown

>>76222103
>tantrum baby is GOAT
I get its funny to watch, but he not good.

bouchard you worthless whore

>>76222122
are you back home

>>76222055
MEME OP's are much better than the boring roland garros logo ones

at least use some kino images

>>76222119
you know he is

>>76222099
Roland Garros is officially the poverty Slam.

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>>76222128
not the german flag dude you fukken retard

Brown will forever remain a meme because of games like that one

>>76222099
>not enough courts
>no roof
>no hawkeye
>no crowd
French Open worst open

would you rather watch a

>mio niño vs brown
or
>djokovic vs ferrer

???

>>76222151
you're a meme

Murray literally looks like a pusher vs. Kuznetsov or is it just me?

>>76222148
how am I supposed to know?

>>76222158
Unironically the latter. I like Ferru.

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Monfils always does very well on clay, I think he'll reach atleast semis this year desu

Sorry brown

>>76222151
You can imagine his coach giving up telling him to take 10 seconds bofore a big point.

>>76222166
Murray is always a pusher lad

>>76222158
I like ferrer but I also like monfils
thank god I have three monitors

Someone post that Genie Bouchard getting btfo by dutch customs pic.

Let's go Edmund lets go

>>76222189
*before

>>76222193
>>76222176
it was a metaphysical question

memes and fun vs stamina tennis

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-40097533?ocid=socialflow_twitter

This is the friend of that one Frenchie in this thread yesterday

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>>76222195
This?

>>76222191
I was not aware that it is that bad

>>76222128
not I.
I almost bought a pair of lacoste shorts for 70eur, advertisment works.

>>76222213
ye, thanks

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>>76222129
I didn't complain about meme OPs but somehow it's always shitty ATP memes and never high-quality WTA memes.

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>>76222213
Kek

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>>76222222

>>76222195
What
Now you've got me curious

>>76222219
ah okay. and don't fall for the advertising memes. brands and sponsorships are meaningless
>>76222222
checked

>>76222222
sexts confirm only WTA ops

Holy fuck, Brown is able to juggle the ball with the side of his racket.

>>76222247
i cant tell if you are post ironic or just really excited by stuff

>>76222222
i'm almost 100% you're the one who made that fucking image last RG you dunce.

also CHECKED

>>76222212
he sexually harrased a reporter on live TV

>>76222234
he looks so happy

>>76222222
Next OP will have a WTA meme, numbers confirm

>>76222222
2s up on her yeah?

>>76222222
ps WTA is shit, waifu posting is cancer

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>>76222222

>>76222257
gabe made that pic this aus open, dumb cunt

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>>76222222
TFW digits confirm ana k is the ultimate tennisfu

>>76222279
well considering i have it saved on my PC since last French Open, no he fucking didn't you dumb cunt.

dont ever reply to me again you fucking casual

>>76222293
ebin

>>76222247
absolute madman

>>76222293
at least make it Stuttgart

>>76222222
witnessed

>>76222253
The latter. That's impressive, Have you ever tried to do that? Hard as fuck.

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Which country in Europe has the best women?

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>>76222204
I like both desu. call me a happy henry but theres a time for both.

>>76222222
checked

>>76222304
Yes I did, are you insane?

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>>76222279
>>76222304
pic related

>>76222317
Italy

>>76222320
no you didn't champ>>76222322

why lie? the german made it last french open

Murray is the most boring #1 since Hewitt, am I right or right?

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>>76222322
wasnt talking about the OP image ye thick cunt

>>76222332
Hewitt was way more fun

>>76222317
Hungryaryan

>>76222317
letonia

>>76222317
not germans, thats for sure

poles is the correct answer btw

>>76222200
>I always wondered, does Swiss French sound as weird to other French speakers like their German sounds to us Germans?

Can some french bro answer this please?

>tel aviv

>>76222332
No, since kuerten

>>76222335
well learn to follow a conversation properly then. i was talking to the german about the OP

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>>76222346
>i rate favre

>>76222346
Hmmm, not really. But the swiss I know grew up in France.

>>76222355
>kuerten has been #1

and they call this a weak era

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>>76222354

hahahhaha wow
http://video.eurosport.com/tennis/french-open/2017/laurent-lokoli-shoos-away-martin-klizan-handshake-after-five-set-epic_vid979438/video.shtml

>>76222367
DELETE

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>>76222362
I've been out of the tennis loop for some time. How is she doing now?

>>76222378
irrelevant tier

>>76222371
rude. what happened?

>>76222375
meu amigo im a big fan of gustavo kuerten, but #1??

(same goes with juan carlos ferrero tho)

>>76222371
>>76222212
WCs were a mistake

>>76222378
she still losing every tournament in 1R

>>76222378
Being a likeable dyke but shit at tennis.

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based monfils

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>that hug between monfils/brown

>>76222097
disgusting

>>76222384
Something about the crowd being bitchy. Heard the umpire had to pretty much stop them from fighting at a change over

berda btfoing struff

>>76222384
french manners.

turns out that brunette qt was in Monfils' box. did they do the fugg

REMINDER ZEVREV IS THE NEXT BERDYCH

>>76222394
was it planned

>tfw have £200 on Edmund to lose

how KEKKED am i?

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>>76222383
>>76222390
>>76222391
Ahh damn it that makes me sad, I wish she went back to the top 10's again.

>>76222411
>stop them
whom? Klizan and the other guy? why would he be mad at Klizan because of the crowd?

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who here watched tennis during the mid 00's and remember when nadal was a beast and raped everyone?

>>76222430
t. millenial

>>76222394
keikaku doori

Ozaki is damn fine

>>76222430
my first memory of tennis is everyone absolutely losing their shit at 2001 wimbly at this bar next to my house where my dad used to get drunk every day.

>>76222430
>who here watched tennis during the mid 00's and remember when nadal was a beast and raped everyone?
not true btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmrs7NMGYPY

Andy will win

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>>76222429
>However, the pivotal moment came in the fifth set when Lokoli conceded his serve to give Klizan a 5-2 lead and the chance to serve out the match. The Slovakian celebrated wildly at sight of the double fault, which the 22-year-old took exception to.

>As they changed ends, Lokoli confronted Klizan, pointing fingers and forcing the umpire to dismount his chair and come between them before play eventually continued.

>It was then the home crowd turned on their own son, booing Lokoli's lack of sportsmanship as he exited Roland Garros for at least another year.

Ok, misheard slightly about it but there you go

Halep moved to susanne

>>76222450
>>76222450
the one in black is Genie...

>>76222428
Standby.jpg

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Where is our medicinal uzbekstani

>>76222411
https://mobile.twitter.com/Nastra_/status/869534242245685248/video/1
>There is a reason I didn't shake his hand, the Corsican explained to Eurosport. It's because the guy doesn't run to the dropshots, he pretends his leg hurts for more than two sets and then in the 5th he's running like a rabbit. And then he talks to me about respect. To me what he did is just disrespectful. That's the way it is... I tried to concentrate on myself but he talks about respect to those who encourage me when he isn't being respectful himself.

turns out Klizan was the cunt. he's always been a hothead

>>76222429
Frogs got mad for excessive celebrations

https://twitter.com/Nastra_/status/869534242245685248

>that eurosport ad with the ice hockey girl

._.

>>76222387
He won the finals though...

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this guy is so fucking insufferable

>>76222469
Genie is a fucking skeleton

3spooky5me

>>76222486
Yeah I get that one too fampai. Heartbreaking. Really motivates the bones.

>>76222494
He does it solely for attention.

>>76222467
>pointing fingers and forcing the umpire to dismount his chair
kek, I love how they say that as though it's a big deal. tennis is so tame

>>76222494
would punch
>>76222496
not even close sweetie

>Struff broke a racket
>The french caster is berating him about it

>But no. That sucks. Stop. No. He's given a warning. Honestly, he had it coming. It sucks.

>>76222502
makes me wanna become an athlete but then im realize im old af and wasted half of my life

>>76222473
Onto to the R2 to face Chung.

>>76222494
He's a corporate shill, pay no mind.

>Q. What do you think made the difference today?
>ALEXANDER ZVEREV: I played absolute shit made the difference. It's quite simple.
lmao what a nignog

>>76222496
>Eugenie Bouchubb is a fucking skeleton

what is wrong with you?

>>76222494
>Rothenberg
this must be a jest

Anyone have a genie stream?

>>76222494
idk why people can't just ignore him. he would stop if people stopped giving a fuck about what he has to say

>>76222516
You're never to old to feel alive anon. Get out there and grab a tennis racqet

>>76222519
He's right though, better than a PR calculated answer.

>>76222537
just came from playing tennis : - )

>>76222546
Did u win

Bouchard's grunts are arousing...

>>76222546
Your partner clearly has a good forehand

>>76222467
based french crowd

havn't uttered that sentence before

S I M O N A
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>jizzner choking
Sad! But still predictable

>>76222492
Two slams, 3 masters and the masters cup between 2000-2001.

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Time for Halep!

Last thread debate about uploading of recent webm. Still no webm of Bouchard. What happened?

>>76222547
yes, fortunately i have a really good serve

Ozaki's whimpers aren't bad either

HALEPEÑO
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No one with a Bouchard stream?

>>76222561
I guess people are used to the complete, season long domination of Djokovic, Federer and Nadal.

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>>76222569
best girl

>>76222600
goatdee.net

whats bonga's chances of bringing it home for the land?

Holy fuck, Berdych is DESTROYING his opponent

>6-1/5-0

BERDYCH YEAR?

>>76222614
You spelled ogre wrong

>>76222642
It's what's on the inside that counts, bro

Struffi is a qt no homo

>>76222638
With that bh? Zero

not enjoying this cum blasted look from nike

Genie is so muscular.
How tall is she?

>>76222639
>>76222639
>BERDYCH YEAR?
yes. i already said so

>>76222655
Unfortunatly that's not me

>>76222638
Same as Succ bringing it home for the land.

Time for BONGA

>>76222655
tell me what she's like. I never heard anything from her other that chopping of your tits for nothing is a great idea and shitting on MaSha when everybody does it.

>>76222639
as long as he doesn't run into big5

>>76222639
Berdych will never have a year. Has he even won a Masters?

>>76222669
>How tall is she?

pretty tall. That sheik said he had to use a stool.

>>76222663
The neon yellow socks are the worst part

>>76222691
In Paris...2005, lol.

>>76222673
oh, i get it now...took a while.

you mean it's unfortunate that your penis isn't inside her

halwp look fine physically

>tsonga is 32 years old

>>76222713
cherish the moments m8

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>>76222669
1.78m. Hot as fuck.

>>76222682
Post the definition of several in MTF's Nadal Wimbledon thread.

>>76222703
at the same age as Zverev lol

>>76222639
No, it's BONGA YEAR

>>76222718
muh dick

she's almost as tall as me.

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>>76222717
When did poor Nadal get aids?

>>76222718
imagine thinking genie is 'hot as fuck'
heh

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>>76222642

>>76222732
manlet
t. 180 king of the manlets

>2 brits in round 2
we're back in business lads

>>76222740
imagine having unreasonably high standards
heh

>>76222751
>SABKE

>>76222751
3*

>>76222760
>GCAZ

>>76222754
genie is objectively not 'hot as fuck'

it has nothing to do with standards

>>76222751
>2
>leaving out bedene
Dan Evans please

>>76222717
two pasty white bois and the goat

>>76222703
>>76222726
you're such a hater

>>76222799
Put a finn in the bin

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hamou dindu nuffin? or did he?

>>76222726
Berdych is the Carpet Master.

ATP ruined his career by removing that surface.

>>76222741
Wat?

>>76222778
>>76222774
>bedene
>british

>>76222777
>objectively

objective looks in women don't exist in practice. every girl is capable of making some dude rawk hard

>>76222818
if he'd won that Wimbly in 2010, he'd probably have won more

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based genie

FEEL THE BERD

>>76222825
you're wrong. but yeah you're right that objectively ugly women make some guys hard - that just means they are into objectively ugly women

>>76222777
L2ReadingComprehension. I said : 1.78m. Hot as fuck. Meaning, her height is hot as fuck.

>>76222722
I've got no idea what you're talking about rn

>>76222810
not really.

https://twitter.com/mikemorgendorf1/status/869559990855577601

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>>76222716
>>76222713

saw him play at wimbly olymply centre court
u jelly?

>>76222902
>raping women is ok

t. trump voter

>>76222884
In response to Matt01, N_B.

so who will it be to cuck Tsonga this year?

murray again?

>>76222902
>muslim being a savage

surprise me coloured

>>76222928
Black men can't be cucked

You mean reverse-cucked

>>76222902
Jesus fucking Christ, why didn't she just slap him or something?

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>chatrier
>pronounces cha tri ayy

The RG app is dog shit.

>>76222944
>Some middle-east dude feeling bad about sexist shit

WEW, I've seen it all.

>>76222951
look @ big dick nick's photo though for a laugh

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/are gurl/ is thru

>>76222958
Grabbing a girl and kissing on her seems like a very French thing to do

>>76222928
Kyrgios.

>>76222958
are you okay with what you saw?

>>76222970
Wut, the grabbing part was kind of okay. The kiss was not, clear sexual abuse.

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>>76222968
>you will NEVER make Genie bite her lip and stare
>you will always be an ugly manlet

>>76222944
That would've been racist. It was obviously a sexual emergency.

>>76222985
t. algerian immigrant

>>76222922
I cba to reply to that autist
>join date 2004
>40000 posts
if that is not the definition of lifetime autism I don't know what is

>>76222902
i don't see the issue?

>>76222983
>Deflecting

>>76222988
>You will never make ANY woman bite her lip and stare

I doubt that happens often irl, even with Chads, though.

you can easily spot the casuals because they are genie fans. especially american genie fans. there's literally nothing likable about her

>>76223004
deflecting what exactly? you didn't really accuse me of anything nor did you ask me a question. saying I'm deflecting is actually deflecting

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>>76223003
of course you dont, mr pres

>>76222995
>Young athlete euphoric about participating for his first big tournament grabs someone by the shoulder
>Just like he was doing to the guy besides him

>That makes you a "rapist" in spaniards minds

Fuck off m8.

>>76223015
ur mum bit and stared this dick

>>76223019
man was feeling himself after losing. and the girl got near him.
her fault

>>76223018
Deflecting the comment about me being shocked at a middle-eastern guy being against sexism when your continent is notorious for being very bad at it.

>>76223023
>defending muslims

kys

obviously he was u're friend when u were yunger

>>76223017
Casual and unashamed here.

fite me

>>76223004
poor bait

>>76223018
took the poor bait

>>76223034
what exactly was supposed to be my response to that? you're shocked. so what? I am not some Middle Eastern representative. I can speak for myself. I am not the saviour of "my people"

>>76223037
it's okay. if you stick with it you will very soon move on to cuter and better tennfus. genie is entry-tier

>>76222999
>if that is not the definition of lifetime autism I don't know what is
Anons on 4chan.

>>76223049
b8ed ur mum with my dick last night

>>76222968
>implying she didn't know she has been recorded and did this on purpose to "look sexy"

>>76223036
No, he was not. I'm not defending him. I clearly said the multiple kiss were not ok. Heck, even one was already too much, he didn't even know her.

>>76223064
So she's an attention whore?

Never heard of Olivo

>>76223062
heh at least 4chan doesn't have a post count

>>76223064
either that or she's just a impure slut. either way it's degenerate behavior

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TIEBREAK
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>>76223098
nah i bet shes a clean girl.

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>>76223063
I don't even agree with the french prick, but you took his bait.

>>76223098
Being a slut is actually less terrible than being a narcissist that wants to look like something.

>>76223083
he's white

>>76223138
hes olive skinned

>>76223125
Stfu gabe. Annoying af

>>76222928
Olivo apparantly

>>76223138
>tf
>tp

lel

>>76223165
rude

based Jizzner

BENCH

>They said it'd be Tsonga's year

Wew

anything worth watching apart from bonga?

>bonga

>>76223218
Isner, but you need to wait 12 more games

>>76223165
Fight me irl

>>76223238
kek

>>76223218
no, bonga is last game of the day btw

>>76223098

Girls who found out the benefits of selling their body usually don't enjoy sexual activities and avoid them as long as they can't get any financial profit out of it.

made a baguette

what shall i have with it?

>>76223258
Salami

>>76223258
brie and butter

>>76223241
*Travels 2 ur favela and shits on u*

heh nuthin personnel kid

>>76223258
Semen

>>76223276
dont be rude please

>>76223268
i dont like brie

gruyere, cheddar, gouda, etc. i like but not brie

>>76223279
cum over and give me some ;)

>>76223256
so where do i find the sluts?

>>76223295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6N-YmGuiGw

it was just a twin peaks reference

>>76223258
french fries and hot dogs

>>76223312
That's not very Keto

>the city of bonga

y so many threds today

the one time I have to b off all morning I miss the fun

>>76223308
shit show
>>76223312
fat nigger
>>76223327
dummer

>>76222316
wew lad even i can do that t. 8-8

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>no Kerber or Sharapova for another month

>>76223258
goose pate

can't stuff the struff

>>76223345
Good for you!

>>76222316
>That's impressive, Have you ever tried to do that? Hard as fuck.
exactly

>le village de Tsonga

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What the actual fuck is Tsonga doing?

>>76223306
There is a wide selection of different types on instagram

>>76223342
the township of americant

>>76223360
is that match enjoyable?

>>76223455
not particularly

>>76223414
which are the easiest

WHITE european Tsonga BTFO by BBC Olivo

ypepol CANNOT possibly recover from this

>>76223360
Struff is the truff

>>76223502
>tsonga
>white
>european
stop with the delusions juan diego

>>76223360
can't cuff the struff

>naming your son sugar

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>>76223554
>naming your son mohammed

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you know what time it is

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>>76223564
>being a junglegook

>>76223564
Yeah, why do brits do that?

this honkey Tsonga about done

>>76223578
mehmet

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>>76223574

Berdman

Oh man, the other Pliskova is so bad.

>>76223614
it's Muhammet to you sir

>>76223496
The ones with the most daddy issues.

>berdych
more like berry that dych in my ass

>>76223675
yeah but every girl has daddy issues now

>>76223684
lmoa nice 1

>>76223675
daddy gave ya good advice

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>>76223619

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when do u think is the last time thiem had a hair cut?


I am trying 2 remember if ive had a hair cut this year. i think i have but am not sure

Berdshit

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>>76223738

Grey t-shirts don't really work well with pro athleticism.

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Matches are shit; post Penkos!

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>>76223766

>>76223787
penkos a euphemism for tits?

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this guy is more autistic than michael
https://twitter.com/vanistrator/status/868433852062105600