/Tennis/ - French Open - Day 3&4 at Roland Garros

provisional Schedule

11:00 Coric - Johnson (25)
11:00 Stakhovsky - Goffin (10)
11:00 Thiem (6) - Bolelli
12:30 Napolitano - Schwartzman
12:30 Basilashvili - Troicki
12:30 Robredo - Dimitrov (11)
12:30 Karlovic (23) - Zeballos
13:00 Sousa - Djokovic (2)
14:00 Haase - Nadal (4)
14:00 Trungelliti - Garcia-Lopez
14:30 Raonic (5) - Silva Dutra
14:30 Carreno-Busta (20) - Daniel
16:00 Vesely - Bedene
16:00 Kukushkin - Bautista-Agut (17)
16:00 Pouille (16) - Bellucci
16:00 Bonzi - Ramos-Vinolas (19)

bagina
11:00 Stosur (23) - Flipkens
11:00 Larsson - Putintseva (27)
11:00 Mattek - Kvitova (15)
11:00 Williams (10) - Nara
11:00 Makarova - Tsurenko
11:00 Ostapenko - Puig
12:30 Muguruza Blanco (4) - Kontaveit
12:30 Buyukakcay - Rogers
13:00 Hogenkamp - Mertens
13:00 Bellis - Bertens (18)
14:30 Wozniacki (11) - Abanda
14:30 Bacsinszky (30) - Brengle
15:00 Errani - Mladenovic (13)
16:00 Zhang (32) - Sasnovich
16:30 Jabeur - Cibulkova (6)
16:30 Dodin - Kuznetsova (8)

>30 posts early

lmao what a S E E T H I N G autist.

Nice thread spergop
Upvoted

>>76225577
t. Cuck ed by Muslim

>>76225410

Told you.

>>76225640
Maybe in the future

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>non meme pic
really?

JUST

>>76225649
i am a muslim too

>>76225577
Calm your tits laddie, i don't give a shit.
Just saw the old one was about to end.

Feel free to make new threads.

>argentinian with blue eyes
Where are your memes now?

>bonga losing
wtf

>Tsonga losing
Top kek

>>76225685
>tfw made threads at the Aussie but always fucked up with a typo
Gave up now.

>Tsengo

Dat fukken . By olivo

this guy really hates niggers

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>>76225702
(You) right now

>>76225692
*German /tennis/ fan voice*
Germanship with Kerber and Zverev over. Now Olivo is my Bruder

>>76225692
>argentinian
just like guido pella

>>76225726
>This dude thinking I give a fuck about Tsonga
He's about as much French as you are.

>>76225735
I am greek

>>76225735
C'est pas très Charlie.

>>76225735
(not racist btw, I say thaat because he actually lives in Swiss)

yte european fuccboi TongueAss utterly decimated by proud black gentleman Olivo

>>76225735
wtf are you talking about tsonga is quintessentially french

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>getting your tsongas bonagas

sad!!

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>>76225659
U da croat dat growed up next 2 Donna?

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>>76225685

>>76225750
Incredible post of incredible quality

>>76225765
>Lives in Swiss
>Pays his taxes (lol) there
>Is in France for a total of 1 month max a year
>For work

Yeah, sure.

how is there still that much light though? they should stop imo.

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>>76225735
(You) literally seething right now

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>>76225750


well done, Blackentina

>>76225771
she grew up next to me. but i only heard of her later, after she moved to england as a kid.
she's kinda young.

>>76225784
why? its only one game left potentially.

>>76225784
There isn't, there cameras make up for the lack of lighting.

>>76225783
>is a nigger
>not french
yeah pick one monsieur

well shit

>>76225801
I thought yous guys was orthodox and not catholic

>>76225805
to save tsonga.

Bonga is a babyface

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>>76225765
>quintessentially
5 element y'all

>>76225735
>Switzerland's Cowardly Jo Tsonga

>>76225808
cameras dont work that way. its just that the sun hasnt set yet

Blacks are superior in every way

>>76225830
how can non rapists compete?

>>76225783
take a pic outside ur home. I wanna see how dark it be

>>76225823
? it has more than just that meaning

>>76225830
Go back to shilling on /pol/ faggot.

>>76225823
learn something new everyday

Olivo looks like he's on stimulants.

>Quintessential Frenchman, Maxine Hamou, banned from the French Open for attempting to kiss a reporter on live television
lmaooooo

>zverev

>>76225854
That is, without memeing, quintessentially French.

>>76225854
Kyrgios has done worse shit why doesn't he ever get banned

>>76225854
fucking sjw ruining shit

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>>76225820
i still don't understand you

>>76225852
cocaine

>>76225873
>has done worse shit
like what

>>76225843
Nah. I ain't about to divulgue where I live on 4chan. But there is no sun anymore.

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jelene

>>76225875
Huge corporations just don't want anyone behaving in a even remotely threatening way because it looks bad for them.

>>76225854
Fucking French cucks, he dindu nuffin

>>76225873
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/tennis/nick-kyrgios-banned-three-months-shanghai-masters-behaviour-video-sport-psychologist-a7365071.html

>>76225896
me in the back

>>76225854
it wouldn't have been bad if he wasn't a nigger

>>76225907
fucking sjw cucks

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>it's a some mug wins against a good player just to get btfo next round episode

>>76225907
From a tournament not the tour

This argie just going to hide in the darkness so Tsonga can't see him?

>>76225854
{citation needed >

Here comes the choke

>>76225926
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40097533

>Twice in the same spot

OLIVO WTF

Haha it's choke time.

>>76225939
right on time

Yuuuuuuuuge by tsuuuuuunga

I can't see Olivo

Reverse choke!

ALLEZ BONGO

DAY OF THE WONGA

based French crowd

VAS-Y BUENO

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>tfw you collect a lot of (You)'s

that's it for today lads.

tsongo tsongo tsongo i don't wanna leave the congo oh nonono

fuck niggers

WTF CLIFFHANGER

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

it's pretty dark 2bh

Odds they just play 1 game tomorrow?

>>76225994
I keep thinking the same.

RIP in piece today's RG action

>>76226011
90

>>76225553
Good clean image OP.

oh good ol ronald garros, always choking when the darkness comes along. funny how they choke the shit out of you with pricey tickets and awful crowds though.

OLIVO CHOKED HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

all the frenchwomen that were given WCs just because they are french have been btfo'd, while masha - a 2 time RG champion was rejected a WC ... tell me who thought this was a good idea

>>76226011
would be pretty funny

>>76225919
>three month ban

>>76226036
People against drugs

The French don't believe in lights or something? Glad zverev lost after stopping play early.

sacre bleu

>>76226036
fuck off kikel

>>76226036
>tell me who thought this was a good idea
me

>>76226036
Fuck off fanboy, she's a doper and deserves no WC, some tourneys are only giving it to her because they need star power to sell tickets.

>>76226053
god didn't create lights. its not natural

Please install floodlights and send the neighbors to hell.

>tfw no Fed to win RG

>>76226063
that's part of my point, from a business standpoint it would make sense for them to let her play. especially with lots of other big names out as well

>>76226069
>god didn't create lights
god literally said let there be light

>>76226036
>all the frenchwomen that were given WCs just because they are french have been btfo'd,
What about the one who is in the second round?

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>>76226069


I see

>>76226069
t. Ahmed

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>Be me
>do captcha
>asks for windows
>see 3 windows and what appears to be another window but upon closer inspection it is in fact a picture frame
>select the picture frame in addition to the windows
>verify
AI BTFO

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>>76225900

>>76226036
based michael

>>76226089
light not lights

>>76226088
Slams don't need big names, and the sport don't either, you kike.

>>76226103
Based Shino

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>>76226102

>>76226103
>Huge corporations just don't want anyone behaving in a even remotely threatening way because it looks bad for them UNLESS IT'S A GRILL LOLKEKEKEKEKEKEKE.

Cause it's cute when grills act all butch and shit =3

>>76226092
you're right i looked over her. ok so that's one who actually didn't lose, the other frenchwomen were getting bageled and sticked tho

>>76226103
the
looks
on
thos
faces
though

>>76226088
People don't give a fuck about women in slams.

>>76226123
RG does

>>76226162
eye candy between tennis matches

>>76226167
People don't turn up to RG anyway, big names or not

>>76226156
>all the black faces look like "IT COULD GO DOWN AT ANY SECOND HIDE YO KIDS"

>>76226177
In that case Alize Lim >>> Sharapova's rat face

>>76226162
that's.. my point ..... wta ratings are shit as it is. masha sells out stadiums though

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>>76225854
>On Monday he also angrily berated an umpire on court, asking: "Why are you here?"

>>76226167
Not really, not in terms of money or prestige.

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Uhmmmmmmmmmmmm.. =\

Anyone else watching Men's College /golf/??
>if we're just looking for something to shitpost about

>>76226053
mosquitos might invade the court

>>76226063
she's a woman who cares if she's doped, at least she was respectful enough to try to show a better performance. women sports doesn't count, it was a mistake

>>76226177
>eye candy between tennis matches
this. every tournament I've been to I make sure to find the hottest players regardless of their playing ability

>Tsonga
>Wonga
Hmmmm...

>>76226260
>ooga booga
>unga bunga

ook ook

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>>76226207
RG is the worst slam and its prestige is terrible. the players say it's the worst slam and so do the fans. the amenities for the players suck, rains everytime, no lights, no roofs, etc etc

oh yeah and worst of all it's clay...not having lights and roofs isn't 'culture' or 'prestige' , it's an inconvience to everyone involved

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>>76226280
>>76226280

Fuck France and there fake ass pathos for "natural sport"

cheap gypo cunt bastards

>>76226280
You are projecting your complaints.

FUCK RG AND FUCK CLAY PEOPO

>>76226280
>muh clay
You want 3 hardcourt slams?

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>You will never have barbera schett legs around your neck

>>76226312
yes. 2 grass 2 hard, 3 grass one hard - any combination that doesn't include clay would be better

>>76226280
the players bitch about traffic at the USO too

>>76226313
>you will never have any woman's legs around your neck

>>76226312
Carpet and wood desu

>>76226326
The players are all pampered babies, no one cares.

>>76226312
Either 2 hard court and 2 grass or make the 4th a carpet one or wood laminate floor

>>76226312
I'm ok with having a red clay tournament but rg obviously sucks. who the fuck wants to play in paris anymore?

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>>76226333


>no steel court
to spread around my neck?
shit, I'm all fucked up

>>76226280
>most less loved

>>76226114
ALL LIGHT IS THE SAME ORIGINAL LIGHT
u can trace back each photon's trajectory back to the light of god, it's only a matter of computational power....likewise u can trace every serve, every forehand, thru the genealogy of tennis teachers and sschools, back to one single even of creation, one foundational stroke....happened around 3M years ago, in the Pleiades, an orb struck by the flat floating gelly in the hands of one of our ancestors

>>76226349
it's not for them

>it's for the fans who want to see them suffer -_-

>Wanting to abolish the surface that makes tennis an ultimate test of endurance and tactical intelligence
Fuck, I'm talking with of bunch of anglo casuals.

what is Roger doing right now?

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>>76226374
>>76226374


Ok

>>76226391
Mirka

>>76226391
Balls deep in mirka

>>76226381
This, clay is fine as it is.
The season is not even that long.

>>76226374
>>76225775

>>76226391
Getting his third blood transfusion

>>76226328
Well I wouldn't go that far Silos, just barbera

>>76226404
Although they should shift one of the clay masters to grass. Too bad the ITF is so autistic about slam scheldules.

>>76226377
I'm just waiting for the time that some sand nigger asplodes himself on center court and they finally move it to madrid or rome or something cause tennis is haram

>>76226391
Going deep inside mirka and leaving the nuts hanging out

>>76226374
>gelly
r u this?

>>76226280
>All of this to preserve 'french traditional tennis'
Fuck off.

>>76226391
Went swimming with his family.
http://www.tennisworldusa.org/news/news/Roger_Federer/43882/roger-federer-relaxes-with-his-family-at-a-zurich-lake/

>>76226391
Another set of twins.

>captcha: Hewitt

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WHATCHA WATCHING LATER FRIENDS
>Doyer/Cards; M's/Rocks; Nats/Giants

>>76226476
Taskmaster. 5 celebs get the same crazy task to do and you get to watch how differently they do it

>>76226184
>Alize Lim
What a cutie!

>>76226545
Yes

>>76226476
>>76226528
the state of you

>>76226280
>Fans say RG is worse slam

Hilarious.

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>>76226545
she's cute but she's not even close to maria's level

>>76226476
Norm Macdonland comedy special
recommend good stand-up comedians

>>76226476
Inside of my eyelids

Best sport ever

>>76226564
Based

You watch his podcast?

>>76226561
I don't have a dog in this fight. But just google Lim. She's very cute, much more than Sharapova.

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>>76226476
hodgetwins binge watch

>>76226564
heard patrice?

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>>76226561

>>76226620
she got some pretty eyes
babushka genes kicking in soon though.

>>76226586
sometimes. I don't follow it religiously though
>>76226597
it's Michael. even if it were Helen of Troy, he'd think Ratapova is more attractive
>>76226612
yeah, I think I've seen most of his shit. might rewatch it, I guess

>>76226639
Nice meme

>>76226639
>soon
that absence of strong jawline in conjunction with the small round face in Russians. is what I think makes them appear older
She's still a 9/10 though.

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>tfw threads don't last like they used to

>>76226687
That she is. Had a thing with a russian GF myself, fun times.

>>76226686
the word meme has rotten your brain

>>76226730
Meme has become a meme in itself, it's completely lost all meaning now

>>76226698
They could last much longer now. /sp/ is dead as fuck

Do you think top 10 players ever watch porn or masturbate?

>>76226752
All of them except for Nadal.

>>76226752
They all have wta qts throwing themselves at their feet, so no.

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>>76226752
They're still human. I don't see why not.
Especially the single ones. Pic related

>>76226662
reggie watts, micky flanagan, colin quinn, pete holmes all did one recently

>>76226476
gonna watch female contacts' profile pictures and dream some of them magically decide to become my gfs

>>76226752
wta or atp?

>>76226752
Is a naked skype call porn?

>>76226790
I'll check 'em out. thanks
>>76226807
>t. Raonic

>>76226807
Only if it's with a sad clown via satelite

>>76226752
Why? They are fucking the WTAs in the locker room, like kyrigos and bouchard at the US last year

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>>76226842
or like Vekic and Kokk who played doubles a few years ago in Australia.

>>76226662
>Ratapova
Nice nickname!

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Things are getting heated.

>>76226807
>>76226818
I'd say yes. Not much different than a cam show.

>>76226867
Was that pre or post stan?

>>76226875
The fuck is that?

>>76226885
Pre, of course.

>>76226875
I have Tsonga as finalist tho, might as well delete my accout

>>76226888
http://www.tourneytopia.com/RacquetBracketFrenchOpenATP/nicetennisdennis/default.aspx

>>76226875
lmao @ all those plebs who picked zverev

>>76226907
And I have Zverev, gonna get btfo in the coming rounds.

>>76226867
>mfw finding out one of our shitter girls fucks her doubles partner

>>76226934
It helps with the play apparently. Lots of pairs in mixed doubles.

>>76227004
Did I say mixed doubles?

>>76226912
I just want someone new breaking into the tour so bad, I'm so tired of the same old faces.

>>76227009
Night apply to normal doubles as well. Thinking of mirza hingis

>>76227064
There are a couple of younguns who are doing really well.

>>76227099
Yeah, but still way behind the big four.

>>76227112
You want someone to upstart the big four? I think you're too fixated on them desu

>>76227128
Yes.

>>76227112
Thiem will save us

>>76227145
They are still too good and the general level of the tour has risen since Federer dominated mugs like roddick. Also no one is reckless enough to play & roid like young nadal.

>>76227264
Roddick alone was better than the generation that followed Djokovic and Murray.

>>76227295
Courts were faster then. Now it has gotten a lot more athletic which favours the 25+ players.

Not really compareable anymore if you ask me.

>>76227359
Wouldn't athleticism favor the younger players and not the top 5 who are 30+?

tennis is over, post music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sr862gC83A

>>76226875
Did people unironically join this?
Shit now I feel left out. Thought only dweebs would join it, but I see that gabe is there so I guess I was wrong

>>76227264
Roddick would unironically be in the top 10 today

>>76227555
No I ironically joined it but I actually did better than most because I didn't pick Zverev or Succ

>>76227418
I think it takes a few years to get to decent athletic level. Roid supported or not.

My theory is that the shitty post big4 generation is petty well trained now and is blocking the next generation from meeting the big4 too often.

Meanwhile the Big 4 hover up there as genetic freaks with excellent medical care.

>>76227577
>Roddick would unironically be in the top 10 today
He was in the top 10 for 9 straight years so yeah.

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Dinner is ready (5pm)

>>76226586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS_vrV-mrPk

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>>76227592
'there is no big 4'

>>76227863
His best episode by far is with Stephen merchant, haven't laughed so hard in ages. Distant second is with Fred Willard.

Best jokes section is either tom green or Fred stoller

>>76227824
>dinner
>5pm
this madness will not go unpunished

>>76227930
the pork is so tender tho

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Do you think he welcomed her into this means of communication with him?

>>76228021
don't think Rafas shorts are short enough

>>76228021
safe 2 say her schedule is now much looser than bfoar

>>76228031
That's just how Euros dress

>>76228021
I bet he was dropping his spaghetti all over the place

>>76228192
She isn't really all that good looking and I'm sure he gets that shit all the time

>>76228021
when will he welcome Xisca to this means of communication

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>>76228318
never

surprise she doesnt have more twitter followers

>>76227824
Looks like you ain't had nothing but maggoty food for three stinking days.

>>76228382
she doesn't even have a Twitter though

>>76228382
>she
Would /ourguy/ be dating a she or a "she"? I think we know the answer

>>76228463
>>76228463
oops
>>76228417
was ok
>>76228486
she is a qt

>>76228021
fanny es puro

>>76227863
bill burr is on joe rogan's latest podcast

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>>76228603
DUDE WEED LMAO

*genuinely can't understand how people find that faggot entertaining.

>>76228230
>I'm sure he gets that shit all the time
???
Are you referring to poon there senpai?
If so, you're wrong. It's a well known fact that Rafa is a virgin

>>76228669
carry on posting gifs of little girls then

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>>76228669
Joe's alright. He just gets really defensive and anal about weed. And he likes to interrupt people too. Outside of that he's alright.

pic unrelated

Fucking mouse entered in my house .

>>76228710
mugu is always related

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>>76228697
not my thing.

>>76228730
this

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>>76228730
men after my taste

>>76228603
yeah, it showed up on my recommended videos
ttytt (to tell you the truth), I don't have the patience to sit through podcasts usually. I'm a huge Bill Burr fan but I usually only watch clips of his podcasts. I've only ever watched a handful of podcasts from start to finish

>>76228818
burr had a recent show aswell as the ones I mentioned

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>you'll never go with mugu to the beach

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>>76228846
pero nos fuimos a la playa...

>>76228818
>ttytt (to tell you the truth), I don't have the patience to sit through podcasts usually.
Buy a second monitor with your sheik money friend, play the podcast on that while you're doing other activities

>>76228866
Did you now? Slightly jealous desu.

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>>76228710
She has bad skin still cute doe

as I get older I feel like my phobia of cockroaches is getting stronger

got cucked out of my sleep last night bc I kept hearing scratching noises in the 3AM quiet

>>76227526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6Og5aECH3Y
>>76227555
Just a bit of fun, could be used for some banter later on.

>>76228417
looks like meats back on the menu

>>76228723
got a mouse in my house too but cant catch it
>>76228927
suck my cock roach :DDD

>>76227526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8267rLI-0JU

hago la tarea de espanol...

>>76228839
like a comedy special? or that animated show I keep hearing about?
>>76228870
I'll try to run it in the background but chances are I'll forget that it's even running

>>76228921
>I'll try to run it in the background but chances are I'll forget that it's even running
huh what

>>76229014
for >>76228983

>>76228921
Yeah she got some breakups here and there, I'm not sure what they're feeding her in the swiss but its not helping her

>>76228723
>get a gun
>shoot your gas cylinder while running away toward your basement
>???
>BTFO

>>76229049
stop replying to yourself gabe henry

>>76228970
My stupid cat brought it home with him. And he didn't even have the dignity to kill it.

>>76229116
That's another BR.

>>76229049
That would make a mess and I don't have a cylinder or anything. I hit him with a broom and he ran away, I never had problem with rats before I got this cat.

>>76228983
a special called 'walk your way out'
louis ck did a recent show
dave chappelle released 2 too

>>76229181
>tfw huecats are so favela they get rats instead of fleas

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do you want mate mate?

>>76230527
he looks like he should be a ufc fighter instead of a tennis player desu imo desu

>>76230527
I would m8 with him

Time is circular , of that I am sure.

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What did he meme by this?

>>76231187
dude in the green seems quite LOKO to me

>>76231187
is every french player black, paki, or a halfbreed?

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>>76231313
*destroys your claim*

>>76231313
Don't forget slav

>>76231336
*quietly fades from the spotlight with no achievements to his name*

>>76231313
>>76231899
>""""french"""" player

not only in tennis but in all sports. I don't know what their problem is.

>>76232229
says the fucking kraut lmao
you're not that far off mate

>>76232090
Well he still has the achievement for youngest futures title

>>76232244
we have one Jamaican, two russians and one serb. Things are far from being fine but france is fucked.

>>76232333
you forgot about andzelika kerberska

nevertheless look at your national football team
your best players were poles, followed by nigs. that one t*rk was also good

>>76232353
>you forgot about andzelika kerberska

le Kerber is polish meme XDD

> look at your national football team

Like I said, I know things are bad. But still if you compare the german football team and the french football team there is still a massive difference.

>>76232435
shes at LEAST 75% polish
father = 100%
mother = 50%
beg man to do the math here and trying to meme an anti-meme

and like i said, youre not far off yourself; yes, the french take it to the next level

>>76232479
>shes at LEAST 75% polish
>t. Michał

you are Polish diaspora, we already know this.

>>76232559
yes we've been over this before and the case has been settled. krauts have been BTFO

the funny thing is, is that i dont even rate kerber at all. i think she's the DFW of WTA...no discernible talent. think she's pretty ugly. she does seem sweet tho ill giver her that. but i will tell the truth when the truth needs to be told and ill never let a kraut spew garbage propaganda over and over.

anyway time for bed...g2g wageslave tm c ya!

>>76232596
GREAT post. Excellent

>a stranger is just a friend you haven't had a cold Heineken™ with yet.
it's time to abolish them borders folks
the wise alcohol merchant hath spoken

>>76233191
Newman!

something happened

>The Australian tennis legend, who is now a Christian Pastor, told 20Twenty Vision Christian Radio program that tennis today is "full of lesbians".
>The 74-year-old went on to explain how lesbians in tennis during her time in the sport were a bad influence on the younger generations.
>"Even when I was playing there was only a couple there, but those couple that led, that took young ones into parties and things," she said.
>"And you know, what you get at the top is often what you’ll get right through that sport."
https://au.sports.yahoo.com/tennis/a/35705155/courts-warning-tennis-is-full-of-lesbians/#page1

I bet Ratapova is the one who takes them out and molests them that's why everyone hates her.

>>76233316
Yes. 30 and not married not boyfriend. Deffo female pimp

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>>76233316
tfw she is trying to put out the truth but all that is gonna happen is that she will be called a loon and her arena will be renamed billy jean kings planned parenthood arena

>tfw you went to the gym to increase your poverty bench

Please do not like nor subscribe to my blog.

>>76233390
Dumbbell bench my dude.

PS. How much u putting up? Hint: only bitch niggas lift for strength/mass. Real niggaz know that endurance lifting is where it's @

>>76233390
>tfw you went to the uni gym and didn't know how the machines worked so you just ran on the treadmill for 10 seconds and left
Sad!

Jizzner has held serve 93% of the time over the course of his career

>>76233431
>using the machines

Girl???

>>76232596
>>76233187
>samefagging this hard

>>76233450
They only have machines

>>76233467
Hans, u're only job is 2 post qts

>>76233412

Worked up to a top set of 165x5. Did a few more sets at 150x4, 135x8, and 115x10.

>>76225569
11:00 Coric - Johnson (25)
>hit it really hard lad vs le slice backhand burger o3.5 shitfest
11:00 Stakhovsky - Goffin (10)
>Coffin in str8 sets
11:00 Thiem (6) - Bolelli
>hit it really hard man vs busted back Bolelli Theimeme in 3
12:30 Napolitano - Schwartzman
>Scummy Eye-talian shitcunt v Argentine manlet, only winner will be Mafia
12:30 Basilashvili - Troicki
tight match o3.5, refer above
12:30 Robredo - Dimitrov (11)
>Robredo may actually win a set
12:30 Karlovic (23) - Zeballos
>get ready for a long match, leaning dr karlovic
13:00 Sousa - Djokovic (2)
>bot
14:00 Haase - Nadal (4)
>rafa
14:00 Trungelliti - Garcia-Lopez
>spaniard
14:30 Raonic (5) - Silva Dutra
>milosh wins in 3
14:30 Carreno-Busta (20) - Daniel
ching chong ping pong v another spanish faggot
16:00 Vesely - Bedene
another tight match o3.5
16:00 Kukushkin - Bautista-Agut (17)
>Bautist Agoat in 3
16:00 Pouille (16) - Bellucci
>get ready for another o3.5 shitfest
16:00 Bonzi - Ramos-Vinolas (19)
>spaniard in 3

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>>76233714
Not bad desu but then again I am 5'8
>>76233757
Overall good analysis but milos will drop a set and pouille will won in straights.
t. manlet knower

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>>76233504
wörk wörk wörk