6 kangaroos edition
For me, it's Megan Olivi.
Whenever someone ragequits in UFC2 because I have them in a submission and they know they cant get out, I consider that a verbal submission win
>>76026417
how do I get a gf like Megan?
If one weasel thing = half a capy
Half a capy = 1.5 rabbit
1.5 rabbits = 3 kangaroos
I was wrong and I apologise
>>76026461
Be an athletic manlet.
Nice OP
>>76026399
Bjpenn.com
Embedded https://youtu.be/-hFUe4Tg0Cw
Upcoming events http://www.tfatk.com/live-tour-show/
>>76026474
Appreciated, I was halfway through marking the thing up in Paint to demonstrate.
>>76026475
fugg she is so QT its unreal
>>76026474
Just assign value of 1 to a kangaroo and its dead simple
Roo = 1
Rabbit = 2
Wombat = 6
Squirrel = 3
>start MMA at 37 years old
>now 41
>still beating young Russian prospects
why is he so based?
>>76026559
I'm hella jelly of Benavidez when I imagine the things he does to her.
>>76026559
She has performance enhancing genetics. No woman over five feet tall is really QT, unfortunately.
>>76026547
>>76026567
I got confused I was doing 1 squirrel as 2 so 1 squirrel as 1 wombat that's how I got 6
>>76026460
is it worth buying xbox one for this game?
i played street fighter v for a while but that game is no fun at all
of course i'm gonna play ufc2 with friends, none plays those ufc video games alone right who does that haha
is Bisping vs GSP still happening?
>>76026726
>is it worth buying xbox one for this game?
No.
>>76026726
i dont think you should ever buy a console for just one game personally
>>76026737
Yeah dainuh just announced it
>>76026726
Its an alright game, I have like over 2,000 fights on the online championships, but don't buy a console specifically for it
>>76026460
It's annoying when I play as Tony and the second I roll into a heel hook they quit
>>76026879
I sort've agree with you. Rage quitting is never cool, but it really did stop bothering me as much when I started thinking of it as a verbal submission; but on the other hand, the iminari roll is pretty cheap in this game and I try not to use it even though Tony is my LW main. But in general yeah, these poo babbys need to learn to grapple
>>76026764
I bought PS4 (on sale at least) just for Battlefield tbqh. I have enough friends to make it worthwhile and I don't play much else anymore.
>>76026639
He was Wrestling Champion in the Soviet Union and 5 years in prison. Pretty sure Bataev gets a another shot where he beat him
>>76026879
>>76026926
I wish I could play more at WW but everyone in unranked just picks wodley or lawler and spams endless haymakers. ITs really unbalanced
>>76026764
doesnt the ps4 only have one game though?
MY boy is going to beat up the fat turk in an hour or two
>>76026989
Isn't that whole game like that ? With like 3 viable "characters" per division that everybody plays
>>76026959
yeah I read that too, 10 years in prison actually. 5 years initially then 5 years for an incident in prison.
TOughest guy here AMA
I probably won't respond though because I don't acknowledge weaklings.
>>76027093
I just had someone ragequit between rounds because they got 10-8 in the first round
>>76027167
not at all, occasionally you will find a player who has found one particular broken combination with a particular character, but even then if you're skilled you can try and work around it. The biggest divide in the game really is player skill
>>76026926
>the iminari roll is pretty cheap
I guess but its pretty easy to stop and its as easy to get out of submissions as it is to finish them
who is you're favorite Serbian fighter?
>>76027195
how does it feel that I would take you down and grind you out for a controversial split decision?
Kobe Bryant said that unity between fighters is essential. At the WME Fighter Retreat lol
Porto vs Niedźwiedź
Modafferi vs D’Aleilio
Tiburcio vs Simpson
Phillips vs Faszholz
Lee vs Tracy
Who is your favorite female fighter?
>>76027265
>the absolute state of your "life"
>>76027265
woops, meant 4.5 hours left
>>76026399
Half a guine pig( or a hypo). Prove me wrong.
My boy Duut about to get busy on Glory
>>76027265
4.5 hours, lad.
>>76027200
why do people do that thing where they bounce off the ropes with their guard down into a haymaker
How would prime Hunto do against Rico?
Lost all respect for every fighter who went to this union
The only fighters I like now:
Nick Diaz
Nate Diaz
Conor Mcgregor
Tony Ferguson
Lando
Jose Aldo
Fuck even Mike Perry and Jorge went
Also I'm dropping Nick as well because he's shaved his pubes and keeps uploading selfies of himself with his jeans right down
Cast her
>>76026474
>admitting a mistak
Goof! Should have just said it was a prank and thanked Canada for the (you)s
>>76027339
would get heemed
>>76027366
no one cares. stop posting this
Reminder that crime doesn't pay
https://twitter.com/RenerGracie/status/865772003554279424/video/1
>>76027366
there you go
anyone got a link for glory 41? inb4 fitepass
>>76027296
like it matters you fucking nutjob
>>76027423
That's like me, I gas so easy
>>76027430
UFC.tv
Get in here. First fight is about to start.
Fun fact: they are using open scoring today i.e. Scorecards will be displayed in between the rounds.
this is spicy already
>>76027438
whats on your mind friendo? having some problems at home?
>>76027490
*he smugly posts while spending another entire lonely day on 4chan*
>>76027505
does it make you happy to assume every other poster is lonely too? we're here for you anon. you dont have to be grumpy all the time
Actually cant wait for Jorge to lose to Mike 'amateur' Perry
>>76027533
Can it, Velcro. You're worse than NotePad.
>>76027533
*he smugly posts while spending another crippling depressing day wondering when the pain will end*
This looks swollen?
>>76026399
One rabbit and one mystery lizard
>>76027554
what's up with the velcro?
>>76027557
okay anon, we're all lonely basement dwellers in your friend simulator. i get it
Lads this glory fight is spicy af
>>76027546
That's because you're a stupid poor loser
it really blows my mind how bigg Aspen is
>>76027593
*continues to desperately act smug because its the only way to hide the pain*
>>76027605
lmao he's gonna lose another split decision like the bum he is
>>76027629
*continues to desperately act smug because its the only way to hide the pain*
>>76027631
And he would still make more money in that one fight than you will ever make.
You don't actually think Perry who got lit up by Jouban would stand a chance against Masvidal do you? Of course you do. You're stupid and poor.
S P I C Y M A N L E T S
that fight fucking rocked
>>76027631
Impossible, Perry is physically incapable of winning by anything but knockout.
>>76027660
>Perry got lit up by Jouban
Opinion disregarded.
if gastelum ko's weidman would bisping choose to fight him over romero? as big of a coward as the count is he's probably not afraid of some chubby manet
>>76027457
umm i have signed up but it says i need to buy fightpass for 7 dollars a month to watch?
>>76027664
This is why EPO should be mandatory.
>>76027681
He already wants to fight Whittaker over Romero.
That was a banger
>>76027676
>Opinion disregarded
The fight wasn't even close lol. I can't imagine you're actually thinking rationally. It was Joanna-Andrade before Joanna-Andrade
>>76027660
I think he gets destroyed but knocks Masvidal down once and wins via split decision
also you're a little bitch
>muhh m-money
>muh old fights Mike can't improve
is the rest of the card going to be like that?
Was that fight reflective of the average quality of GLORY fights?
It's my first time watching GLORY live and I'm super hyped after that scrap
>>76027711
>The fight wasn't even close lol.
No shit. Jouban won by footjabbing, not by lighting up Perry.
Why do Europeans like such gay ass music?
>>76027720
That was an above average spice level.
Who do you think is going to be the main event?
>>76027713
Nobody cares what you think. It's why you're here desperately trying to convince me and not an employer.
>muh old fights
Literally two fights ago in December LMAO
>>76027757
MY GIRL
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>>76027757
CM Punk vs Artem Lobov
>>76027757
Nunes vs Schevchenko. Garbrant is confirmed off the card. Posted on Facebook today.
>>76027757
Nunez vs schevchenko
i dont understand why the ufc is still acting like Garbage vs Snek is still on
>>76027742
He dropped Perry twice, it wasn't even close dude, Perry is a fun meme but he was dogshit lmao.
>>76027366
That one video where I let her lick my asshole.
>>76027676
Perry has said he literally doesn't try to win rounds. He is always just trying to set up the knockout. He considers early rounds an opportunity to get the timing down so he can get e knockout later. Doesn't care about judges.
>>76027763
Funny thing is I could destroy you and Mike Perry
>>76027778
Source: zerohedge
>>76027824
Maybe in cum chugging contest
What date were 211 early weigh ins on ? Im having trouble finding that thread in the archive
>>76027848
try finding a job instead
>deleted almost immediately
>>76027846
Maybe in a fight and if you don't believe me tell me what gym you train at and we'll get something sorted
>>76027882
Already have one, do I need second ?
Based striking lanklets
>>76027886
Ferguson basically got heemed by lando memeatta. I believe it
>>76027886
Menstruating Al and everyone at USADA-Longo is a bitch
>>76027886
Seething al realized he didnt want none of El Cucuy
P.S. STOP ARGUING AND TUNE INTO GLORY, THIS SHIT IS SPICY AS FUCK
>>76027366
How the fuck is that 120lb
Damn this fight is spicy as h#ck also
>>76027814
He can be saying whatever the fact is he looked like shit which he is in Jouban fight. Anything can happen of course but I don't see him winning Masvidal.
>>76027926
He ducked into full force headkick and only went down from a slip and still recovered perfectly to win the fight
Al Iaquinta vs Tony Ferguson needs to happen.
Winner vs Conor would make for GOAT banter
HEEM DROPPED AGAIN
>>76027926
>Ferguson basically got heemed
>finished his opponent in the second
The fuck am I reading.
>beat 40 year old special ed kid
>oh for sure he deserves to fight the number one contender in 2 years time when he's ready
at last i found a third world 360p stream. at least i can watch it now..
>>76028032
Just start a free trial of fight pass
Remember the times when we used to discuss philosophy and hug each others about how comfy /heem/ was? (Also when I was cancer posting selfies and deservedly called cuck for it.)
I blame Conor
>>76027976
I was posting that they should have fought back in 1025 when al had won 3 in a row and tony had won 4 in a row. If they fought today, i think tony would submit him no problem. All of al's loses are by submission
TIME FOR DUUT
>>76027976
Tony deserves the TS
I want to see Iaquinta-Vick
>>76028144
Now you know how the UG felt after the first season of TUF.
>>76027250
Wait why is WME paying Kobe to tell their fighters to organize?
>>76028161
I think it's bullshit that tony is ranked 2 and Khabib is ranked 1. Tony should be 1 and should be champion right now.
>>76027362
>Lost all respect for every fighter who went to this union
The fuck are you talking about?
Who did he call out I only remember Mike
>>76028067
i still have to buy it with free trial. they literally ask for my credit card or paypal and charge 8 dollars
>>76027571
Yes it looks broken
we /duut/ now
>the state of this walkout music
>>76028182
Yeah Tony last win was against the former champion.
Khabib last win was against Michael Jhonson...
>>76027976
come on kid
do you seriously believe Al Iaquinta would do anything other than get slept against Ferguson or McGregor? He has 1 win in 3 years, against Diego Sanchez
SPICY FIGHTS HERE
>http://kobestreams.comeze.com/MMA
>>76028192
Don't be a casual faggot
>>76028196
Answer this please
>>76028317
Yeah I'm a casual because you dont know what the word union means.
>>76028196
>>76028336
he called out ferguson and deleted tweet
>>76028282
>He has 1 win in 3 years, against Diego Sanchez
>still remember him fight against Ross and Masvidal don't boo me like it was last week
Time flies
>>76028196
Kevin Lee, Sage, Gaethje, also called out Perry and a fight with Cub Swanson
WTF Duut you silly goof
any COPS on tonight?
>>76028341
Acceptance is the first step I guess, well done
>>76028341
I dont think you know what it means, because it sounds like you're talking about the WME sponsored retreat
A Union is when workers band together to make demands of their employer like higher pay or benefits and that has nothing to do with the retreat
>>76028282
>Ferguson could sub him but I doubt he would KO him
Al has the sharper hands
wtf this is rigged
>>76028344
That was recently wasn't it? That tweet was from ages ago
>>76028370
Thank you, I reckon he's talking about Kevin Lee
REFPUNCH
>>76028436
Tony has sharper everything else
>>76028426
You replied to the wrong person.
>>76028282
>>76028436
wasn't meant to green post sorry
wtf is this gay hugging shit, is this boxing?
>>76028452
>That tweet was from ages ago
didn't know, i don't know what the fuck is going on
>>76027953
>TUNE INTO GLORY, THIS SHIT IS SPICY AS FUCK
>tune in
>bathhouse music playing
>fighters hug each other every 15 seconds
>ref tells them to stop fucking hugging
>fighters disregard the manlet ref to the extent that the fight gets called off
This semen-slurping """"sport"""" is not for me, lads.
>>76028470
Dont do it again
>>76028486
kek I'm not watching but this post made me laugh
Petch vs Roosemalen is a much better fight than the Rico fight if youre a real fite fan
>>76028486
The first two fights were vastly better and Duut's last fight was the spiciest fight of the year. Don't know what the fuck he was doing tonight.
>>76028467
dang nabbit, sorry about that
>>76028486
you should have tuned in earlier, you missed 2 great fights in a row.
>>76028491
or what? what you gonna do, punk ass bitch, I will take you down and slap on that americana in no time.
How badly did Miocic beat Two Santos? I do not have the PPV so I missed it.
was that this bitch doing interviews?
>>76028545
Jr. didn't even land a clean hit he was just hesitant which got him laid the fuck out early round 1
>>76027757
Looks like Dana White vs Dana White.
Anyone have webm of Agnieszka weighing in?
>>76028538
*bobbles head on the outside*
*double jabs*
*shoots for a single leg*
*repeats for 5 rounds*
Nothing personal kid
>>76028551
WHY IS SHE NOT SHITTING IN MY MOUTH
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HOLY FUCK glory needs a new DJ
Didn't Saenchai beat a ranked FW in GLORY a few cards ago? does anyone know if he'll be back?
Whens Invicta?
>>76028621
3.25 hours
post yr walkout song
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOBeUIrs2Uo
>>76028578
i got you senpai gimme a minute
>>76028602
Yes he is planning to fight in Glory again at some point. Petch is the future of Thai fighters in Western kickboxing though
Is the black guy the natty limit?
>>76028692
what's petch?
>Argentinian
>Scheinson
Gee I wonder if his grandparents suddenly had to move to Argentina in 45' for some reason.
>>76028672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_204E6kDZk8
serious question, if the Athlete Retreat in Vegas right now is 100% mandatory for every athlete, who isn't there and why?
It doesn't look like Ronda is there.
Also, anybody have the full image with all of the fighters that was shown? It's supposed to have every fighter but im sure some were missing
>>76028729
Petchpanomrung, the guy about to fight Van Roosemalen for the title
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7ceE-SLRpA
I would wolk out while this song plays and heem every manlet here
>>76028769
cool, thx for the info
>>76026399
>6 kangaroos edition
Shouldn't it be 3 kangaroos?
swang'n n bang'n
>bye felicia
wew
https://youtu.be/of3u8Oteqx4
3:39
told yall, dc knows the truth
Why are these ring girls wearing so many clothings?
>>76028216
Not broken, only swollen apparently
>>76028578
HEEM GASSY
I get a feeling if DC heems Jon he's going to spiral out of control with drugs and alcohol again.
anyone know how to mute or lower the volume in the kobe stream so I can listen to something in another window
>>76028895
click on video maybe you have invisible ad
2-0 black guy desu
Argentina needs a KO
>>76028895
Go to chrome://flags in a new tab
Search for the ‘Enable tab audio muting UI control’ flag
Hit the ‘Enable’ link
>>76028895
just mute the tab
Post weight cut pictures
Rate this card out of 10:
Holly Holm vs. Bethe Correia
Rafael dos Anjos vs. Tarec Saffiedine
Colby Covington vs. Dong Hyun Kim
Andrei Arlovski vs. Marcin Tybura
Takanori Gomi vs. Jon Tuck
Cyril Asker vs. Walt Harris
Justin Scoggins vs. Ulka Sasaki
Li Jingliang vs. Jonathan Meunier
Kwan Ho Kwak vs. Russell Doane
Alex Caceres vs. Wang Guan
Naoki Inoue vs. Carls John de Tomas
>>76028946
10 hishes/ 10
5/10 with spicy potential
>>76028946
azn/10
>>76028946
Bethe Correia
Rafael dos Anjos
Colby Covington
Marcin Tybura
Jon Tuck
Free money
>>76028919
>>76028932
>>76028939
Thanks, It was an ad
>>76028946
4/10
>>76028924
heh
what are you guys watching?
>>76029030
glory kickboxing
>>76029030
Glory
>>76029030
glory>>76028315
>>76029030
Nothing I literally never watch the fights.
sup lads im bundaspain
did u guys watch rory submitting daley¿¿
>>76029038
>>76029043
>>76029045
fuck that desu
>>76029071
what?
>>76028985
t. bookie
>>76028865
Thank you. Such qt π eyes.
>>76029089
nah, i dont care about rory unless he's in ufc.
>>76029089
That's my gig you jerk.
>>76029092
>fuck that desu
Disgusting pleb
verhoeven's opponent is a fat
>>76029092
>fuck that desu
You mean you don't want to see guys with pillows on their hands hugging each other every 15 seconds?
You gay or something?
>>76029164
Most of his opponents are. It's not really his fault but there are really no other great heavyweights for him to fight
>>76029125
that lesbian is about as fun as the /heem/ poster who tells everyone to go to /asp/
>>76029251
Sadly, I think she beats the piss out of Roxy.
>>76029251
funny thing is, shes going to lose
>protect you are selves at all time
FUN FACT
Vanessa Porto of the Invicta 125lb main event tonight, is 1 of only 2 women to have gone the distance with Cris Cyborg
>>76029376
don't even care
gook got the first round imo
>>76029384
why are you here?
>>76029376
I really want to see Cyborg lose in MMA
I can't root for someone who gets hyped as much as her
gook is pieceing the dutch guy up
>>76029401
to watch and discuss men fighters, not cross-fit soccermoms on invicta
>>76029487
>to watch and discuss men
These judges are absolute shit
>>76029517
Beat me to it.
>thrown to the ground by a teep
>>76029517
sorry if you prefer unskilled dike fighting
>>76029437
>hyped
>cyborg
but thats not true tho m8. she only gets as much hype as she 100% deserves. she has destroyed every chick put in front of her for the last 10 years yet somehow it was a debate that ronda might beat her or holly or amanda. shes not even popular or has much hype
>these judges
>these refs
Rigged af
>>76029592
right? second round robin didn't land one punch clean and still won
>>76029592
the thai is going to get robbed by shitty judges and retarded kickboxing rules
>>76029401
>>76029437
how come so many Brazilian fighters look like mutants from some sci fi/horror movie?
Is that the price of racemixing? that sometimes the genes come out weird as fuck?
Anybody watching GLORY?
Roosmalen is fucking shit. He deserves to lose this. He's getting chewed up and is nothing but apprehensive.
>>76029556
serious question, are you gay?
there's only 3 reasons you wouldnt like womens mma.
>youre gay
>yourer so autistic women trigger you
>your understanding of mma is so low that you cant understand all levels of mma
either way you should leave
>>76029662
the judges and that retarded point deduction saved him
he's been losing this fight, hopefully he gets knocked out in round 5
>>76029556
I mean this without any joking or exaggerating, you are talking like a casual. all harcore fans have watched at least a couple invicta cards and 9/10 times they are great. pretty much anyone who has watched one would tell you that they are exciting and filled with finishes. Only casuals who havent given it proper chance talk trash about invicta. Educate yourself.
>>76029517
lmao
>>76027366
How is that fatso a fighter
>>76029662
He's blocking a lot of the kicks but he's not landing much his own
>>76029728
Petch almost never scores knockouts unfortunately, will most likely get robbed here
>>76029667
i'm not gay or triggered by women, why do i have to accept a new breed of fighting that is WMMA? The competition is shit, maybe in few more years that will change but for now it will remain as a pissbreak. Let me ask you why it upsets you that others don't enjoy it calling them casuals and such because they don't like to watch lower level fighting?
>>76029667
>I've literally never touched a woman: the post
>>76027366
>Cut weight
>Still a fat ass
>>76029772
>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>petch clinches once
>ref instantly takes a point
>van roosemalem spams clinch
>ref does nothing
glory embarrassing itself
the thai won that fight easily
>>76029816
he's not wrong.
Women are much worse than men at anything, but especially at fighting.
Thats why "transgender women" are dominating every event they are allowed to compete in. Its literally just men legally beating women at women's sports.
>>76029728
Agreed, that was not a championship level performance by any means.
Petch is young though, he'll be back.
>>76029728
>>76029752
Who you got for Rico v Lazar?
I'm guessing a sturdy Rico decision.
I honestly dont know much about this fat guy, he looks like a literal meatball
>>76029868
Fallon Fox had her ass kicked by AES.
if you dont like invicta youre a fat loser virgin neet
i mean what else is going in your life that you have to hate on a woman like a fedora
its honestly so pathetic and embarrassing just posting endlessly about how shitty women are
really really pathetic
>>76029868
Grow up lol
>>76029888
relax m8
>>76029857
>>76029888
>>76029728
>>76029625
>>76029164
oh its you again dockelf you subhuman fucking midget just fuck off already nobody thinks this is funny
>>76029772
i dont care m8. I posted a fun mma related fact and you went out of your way to declare that you dont care publicly. you clearly either want attention or have a problem with other people enjoying wmma. you're the one that looks like you're bothered m8
>>76029876
Rico by UD or late finish
>>76029888
I do agree that a lot of the rabid anti-Invcita posters on here are just angry because it's women fighting
They're /r9k/ tier
>>76029976
he's a worthless waste of life who spends all his time on here baiting for replies, spamming scat, and shitting things up in general
>>76029994
She's losing, bruh.
>>76029976
>FUN FACT
>literally fucking who
>gone the distance with cyborg
c'mon_son.jpg
>>76029934
>>76029888
>>76029857
>>76029728
fuck off
but what do you guys think about rico in mma
he trains at aka where he can train with a lot of high level grapplers like dc, khabib, cain, and rockhold
in hevyweight its still pretty thin in the division so i think he can do well in a couple yeasrs if he trains mma full time
>>76029868
wmma is the only women sport i watch desu. i used to watch tennis here and there too. no one says they are better, that's why they are seperate.
I'm assuming you don't watch anything other than cavs games, patriots games, and heavyweight mma right?
>>76029976
How awful is your life that you sperg out this hard about someone anonymous saying "i dont care"
Fucking loser
wtf so many nerdpad impostors atm
>>76029977
>>76030004
stop it you faggot >>76029934
>>76029888
i dont do anything to you
I hope Rico gets heem'd. Boring ass decision machine.
>>76030008
well thank god I dropped here beforehand
>>76030052
which of these is considered sperging out and what is the difference?
Why did the say he "asserted his dominance" when most people agree he was losing his last fight until the arm break?
>>76030061
the imposter only has like 10 webms
The knee rule is stupid
>>76030061
its fucking dockscat shitting up the thread as usual i bet he's the one also sperging about wmma
he really fills the void of being a manlet and working a grunt job by shitposting here all the time
i say once and i'll it again, he can say all he wants but inevitably he is angsty he lives in the shadow of a college kid like me that will go on to do great things with his life while he just sits here and moans all the time
really sad desu
>>76030093
You are you fucking loser
>>76027571
which part of body is this
>HW
>14 out of 50 wins are by knockout
>>76030153
you seem way madder than him broski
>>76030153
t. not SpergOP
>yfw Rico gets heemed by a meatball
>>76030153
I was really hoping this one would end with the guy getting his ass kicked getting one shot in and laying the other dude flat. Would have been funny as fuck.
if one of them doesnt get heemed im never watching kickboxing ever again
>>76030298
good luck with those giant pillows on their hands
>>76029934
I think It's pretty funny tbqh
god I hate spergOP so much fucking loser college kid
he'll never make something of himself unlike me, a high school dropout friendless manlet who works the graveyard shift on a dock
>>76030362
you don't matter, my man
>kicking a manlet in the knee for 15 minutes
>>76030298
this desu
>>76028792
british >education. Even worse than burger >education
>>76030298
This but ironically.
Remember when heavyweight kickboxing was good?
>>76030405
Your moms a fan?
>>76030474
i dont and this fight aint helping
>>76030362
You know what else is funny ? Losing to Jake Shields lol
Stockton two oh nine motherfucker wut
>>76026399
should be 3 kangaroos
>>76030362
thats because your dockelf loser
so after this snoozefest we have 2 hours until invicta, what do we do? can somebody stream cops
>>76030515
thanks for the webm dockscat
Someone give me one good reason to not stop watching this right now.
what are you lads watching?
Rico can decision any can in the world
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Rico bout to get ko'd by a bum
>>76030612
except he didnt and it was a technical snoozefest with 20 seconds of fighting
>>76030573
because memes? I dont know I'm not even watching but I will watch Invicta tonight
Dockie + Adan is the best thing /heem/ has ever produced
>>76030623
just tuned in la
>>76030533
Shouldn't there be a main card after this? Not on fightpass though
>>76030643
i thought i'd tune in b4 invicta but it just made me not want to watch kickboxing ever again.
this is getting out of hand
you can think dockscat for this
>>76030612
highly unlikely
only a rematch with badr id see rico getting knocked out at this point
hes just way too technical and uses his size very well
>not being hyped for Anderson Silva
>>76030699
>Chi Lewis-Parry
>ever showing up to fight
>>76030689
fuck off i dont trip you annoying faggot
>>76030699
yeah its pretty weird theres another brazilian anderson silva
and hes a very good kickboxer too
Max will never take this belt, OR this burger from me
>>76030726
holloway has a very good chance imo
he has very sharp precise shots and can put a lot of pressure on aldo like most people havent
but aldo an kick more freely since holloway isnt a wrestler
should be good desu
>>76030767
*aldo can kick more freely
>>76030726
>there are people who think Holloway has a chance
EDDDDIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>76030802
i do
[spoiler](portals)[/spoiler]
>>76030802
Rousey-like in her g&p, Joe.
>>76030821
Can she be banned from Eddie's fights?
>>76030802
This
I don't see any area Holloway can decisively beat Jose in
Jose thrives when on the counter, has a reach advantage despite being shorter, and has more technical striking than Holloway
His defensive grappling is more than good enough to handle anything Holloway can throw at him in that department
>>76030712
He's become old and boring. He should have retired 5 years ago
another masterful performance from the prince, bless up
>My favourite fighter? It would have to be Rico Verhoeven. His striking technique is mesmerizing.
How many bongs till invicta?
>>76030885
stop impersonating me you fcking dockelf faggot I hate you youre ruining heem for me
For me, it's rico verhoeven
>>76030904
1.5, time for a nap IMO.
>>76030904
1.5 bongs
>>76030893
>>76030712
its not the real one its a different one that kickboxes
reminder
>>76030927
>>76030935
Thanks my dudes
>>76030502
>muh escape time
Dillon would smack him around in a real fight.
>>76030515
Your moms a fan too?
kek found this in an old folder
>>76030936
STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME YOU FUCKING PEACE OF DOCKSHIT I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU STOP IMPERSONATING ME RIGH TNOW
>>76030938
>for the record, guys
>for the record
>>76030767
Idk man. I give Max a better chance than Frankie, but I think Aldo will be harder to pressure than anyone he's ever fought before. He has a reach disadvantage despite being taller, meaning he will have to widen his stance against the best leg kicker in MMA. He already gets leg kicked at will by all his opponents.
Also he hasn't fought great wrestlers, and Aldo has a great explosive takedown game. So idk, but it's possible.
im a huge dylan danis fan
>>76030962
we need some 2017 laurie ffs
Rico is such a bum, it defies logic how someone of his size can have absolutely no knockout power
>>76030973
Gabi's a piece of shit. She's a BJJ black belt and she decides to give Hotta a facial reconstruction rather than just tapping her out?
>>76030989
great conditioning, lack of roid power, slick kickboxing, 100% rico
>>76030989
shut up you uneducated knuckle head!
>>76030989
Nothing wrong with Rico; fatboy just had a hell of a chin.
>>76031023
Rico has 14 knockouts in 51 wins, pretty poor for a HW.
>>76031005
How much Neanderthal dna does he have?
Me in the white
>>76031050
He TKO'd badr hari, so slow your roll there big guy
>>76031076
lolll
>>76031065
me on the right
>>76031003
>>76031076
He is obviously very good but not a finisher. Kickboxing should have longer fights desu.
>>76031076
it was a broken arm but id love to see a rematch
badr was bringing it and it was about to get really spicy
>>76031095
Howcome people haven't formed a mob and attacked her like in frankenstein? the instinct to do that is overwhelming
>Holloway has one more inch of reach than Frankie Edgar
>>76031095
I bet she could crush that statue with a set of kegels.
>>76031076
yeah and Aldo """TKOd""" korean zombie
>>76030983
>meaning he will have to widen his stance
How many times do I have to tell your dumb ass that Holloway literally does this as is? Almost every opponent he's faced has had a longer reach than him and comparable to Aldo's.
Fucking retard
>also he hasn't fought great wrestlers
Oh, and Aldo is a great wrestler who can blast power doubles with ease? You're so stupid, you know that?
>>76031130
dick move, letourneau was clearly giving herself up
but considering jojo's whole career is one massive failure i guess she needed something for the highlight reel
>>76031141
>>76031135
>>76031173
The point is that widening his stance will open him up to leg kicks. I didn't say he never does that, in fact me saying he gets leg kicked all the time supports that he always has a wide stance, retard
Also Aldo is unironically a better wrestler than Eddie Alvarez, watch his takedowns in the zombie fight
>>76030447
me on the right
>>76028578
Hnnnnnnnnngggggg
>>76031076
KEK
>>76031313
She's given birth lad. Hotdog down a hallway.
>>76027265
Porto
D'Alelio
Tiburcio
Faszholz
KGB
THICC as frick
R8 my card:
Cain vs Stipe
Rockhold vs Romero
DC vs Jones II
Khabib vs Weight watchers
Aldo training with lanklets trying to emulate Max
>>76031442
Cancelled/10
if i were to put down 50 bucks on conor for mayweather and he beat him how much would i win?
>>76031003
yeah gabi stopped being my boy after that fight
disgraceful
>>76031527
not as much as you should, Conor should be a +1200 underdog but he will probably be like +400
>>76031527
You'd win a six month subscription to Fight Pass™.
>>76031602
damn, looks like legit 45lb bumpers all around
405 is super impressive (for a roided grill)
pffph the dutch
did rico fight just now
did i miss something?
hes boring to watch usually
Do you guys think conor will ever fight in UFC again?
>>76031492
this
kek
>cain broke his back
>cuckhold run away
>jones walking up to weigh ins with coke all over his face
>khabib lost the battle against tiramisu again
EVERYONE IS A FAGGOT
>>76031187
jojo is going to make more money doing asmr videos on youtube than being mediocre at mma
does the spammer only show up on fight night or is it every thread?
EVERYONE IS A FAGGOT
>>76031727
seems a bit random
>>76031384
what the fuck is in those burgers?!
EVERYONE IS A FAGGOT
>>76031749
>subset of people that includes himself
lmao fuggin 11-year-olds
>>76031678
>Romero pissed hot
>DC forgot to bring a towel
>>76031557
>>76031527
Odds have been out for months goofballs
>>76031727
i dont go on other generals but i have gone on other generals a few times and seen talk of spammers there too so maybe its just a /sp/ spmmer and not just heem
only 4 posts?
he used to do like 50+
>>76031817
only 4 posts lol wtf are you talking about
people here are nice and not faggots at all
>>76031817
New janny is a /heem/er got warned for posting a clothed bitch
For me it's Christina Broccolini
lol it's lame that you think this is funny
>>76031840
christy carlson romano for me
>Swede posts gay porn
lel
>>76031742
Bovine hormones my man
Max doesn't stand a chance, he has fedda punches
>>76031840
For me, it's weightcut ronda rousey only
i think im really starting to like her
>>76031742
Dutch horse meat.
Top punching bag scores at UFC Retreat
>>76032083
>Perry strikes harder than Woodley
Tyrone nuthuggers on suicide watch.
heeminder that i have a filter that catches 90% of the spam but got warned last time i posted it
>>76032083
>the state of this dork
>>76032102
R E N T F R E E
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F
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>>76026631
someone shop her face onto some blacked photos. she has that elsa jean vibe.
>>76032083
A bantamweight at the top
I think spergop is the spammer.
Think about it. The guy is deranged. He constantly can ban evade.
Only happens when we don't use his thread.
>>76032283
buddy it's you pretending to be like 10 people and it's obvious lol
>>76028751
It wasn't mandatory but they invited 500 fighters off the roster
All the cool fighters didn't go
Tony, Khabib, Tim Elliott, Diaz, Conor and a few more
Mike Perry turned up late because he wanted to secure a fight with someone by causing shit and Diego and Sage are hanging out together which is quite cute
Cub is with Artem and Lauzon is with Eddie Alvarez. Fighters all seem to be buddying up with fighters in their own weight class which seems odd.
I imagine it'll be awkward as fuck
Hope Al Iquinta kos Perry and then Sage ko's iquinta
>>76032304
Lol yeah you caught me! In fact by replying to you im replying to my Canadian proxy lmao!!!
>>76032283
spregy wouldn't do that he's a good boy. it's probably some indian from /cric/ with proxies he pays for by scamming old people with fake computer problems
>>76032083
Where'd you get this from >>76032283
>>76032345
I got it off Twitter, Mike Bohn's specifically
>>76032283
I think so too
>>76032364
Thanks
>>76032339
I think that you think that people don't notice when you do it dude
I was about to post sperg op is ThatOneCodyFan then I realised he hasnt posted here in a while now I'm worried he might be dead
>>76032439
Do you?
/heem/ is the only thing i read on 4chan. what are some other cool things to look at? i tried wsg but it's all anime and shitty music clips
>>76031905
She should have hit it bigger than she did.
Surprised that Shia Labeouf was the one from that show that got famous, despite being the least talented. Though if you believe /tv/ it was probably from Jewish nepotism.
>>76032446
No he was here a week ago
INVICTA IN 6 MINUTES!!
>>76032478
wgaf
>>76032478
literally the organization for women who can't beat paige vanzant
>>76032472
It was a lot longer than that la
It was a month at least n his last few posts were quite depressing
>>76032519
No he was shitposting about the discord pretty recently.
>>76032517
plus atomweights, and flyweights, and featherweights
I'm under strong consideration to acquire a trip.
>>76032489
good you can leave now. invicta threads are nice and comfy without faggots like you
>>76032572
>>76032526
10th of April lad
Check the archives
>>76032532
Seriously don't.
You're becoming a parody of the shit you're spewing
I'm still fucking laughing about this
>>76032599
When the other officer jumps back I start cracking up
Stream for Invicta Fight Club post it now
HoodieChad vs ThatOneCodyFan
who wins?
>>76032531
Brazilians are the Hard R N-words of the Romantic speakers of the world.
"Herica" is the equivalent of "Airwrecka". They add all these extra letters to be "unique". They fucking disgust me to no end. I was offered to pork this Brazilian petite girl recently, rejected it soundly on the count of her being absolute filth. What's the catch here? Her name wasn't "Martha" like one would normally spell it in a more Anglo fashion, or "Marta" in a more Latin one. No, her name was "Mharta".
Fucking savages. They should all be burned to the ground. Smdh.
>>76032595
No one asked for your opinion you creepy looking weirdo. Get lost! Beat it.
>>76032654
nobody cares about you. stop talking about yourself. put your trip on or shut the fuck up
>>76032660
>Brazilians are the Hard R N-words of the Romantic speakers of the world.
lol
does /heem/ back cody or tj
Tiffany Van Soest is /mygirl/
>>76032654
hoodiechad is the only person to survive touching stipe's right hand. he'd heem us all
>>76032669
I'm not Cody Fan but I feel bad that BASED Cody fan is living rent free in your head, you might want to start charging him.
>>76032669
I'm not him. Why you so mad?
>>76032681
TJ, Cody is a scumbag hypocrite
>>76032698
you must not know what living rent free means. you cant bring something up then claim that it is living rent free when other people respond about it
>>76032654
HoodieChad wins a controversial split decision and calls out Dan Hardy
invicta stream
>>76032660
you're too intelligent for this place why are you here
>>76032654
HoodieChad via chin crank
>>76032654
Codyfag via annoyance
>>76032737
lmao seething, you are so fucking obsessed with Cody Fan that you think every Brit is him
*heems you*
what now bitch?
idiots
>>76032681
dillasnake if you're not a bitch. cody if you're a fat virgin
Someone has a hot mic, Joe.
http://kobestreams.comeze.com/MMA
Can someone post a stream?
>>76032821
Roxanne Modaferi makes me want to go shoot a school for some reason
This is like Public Access MMA.
>>76032468
>wsg but it's all anime
It's really not lel
>>76032855
>lel
Kys dork
>>76032828
DELETE THIS
Porto vs Niedźwiedź
Modafferi vs D’Aleilio
Tiburcio vs Simpson
Phillips vs Faszholz
Lee vs Tracy
Stream
>http://kobestreams.comeze.com/MMA
>>76032865
>Kys dork
literally cringed
>>76032828
Thanks Reem
>>76032681
I had no hard opinion going into TUF, but holy fuck Cody does an excellent job of being a fucking snake while constantly calling TJ out as a snake.
That and he's dumb as a rock and literally and unironically a worse coach than Edmond Tarverdyan.
>0-5
Agreed
>>76032828
https://www.ufc.tv/video/invicta-fc-23
Sounds like it's taking place in some school's gym.
>>76032871
>1 response in 400 posts
>posts it again
go fuck your mother
Cody is for chads
>>76032871
Niedźwiedź
D’Aleilio
Simpson
Faszholz
Lee
Bonus pick: Van Soest
>>76032908
The event is starting now, goof, this is the last chance.
Oh and look, someone's already done last minute picks.
tfw TJ Desantis speaks
Why aren't more female boxers transitioning to mma?
>>76032934
how much do you get paid to be his assistant? fucking zilch.
>>76032957
You are the biggest loser on heem
>>76032950
Olympics
>>76032957
As much as you get paid to be an angry sperg refusing to enjoy a comfy night of Invicta.
Alright my stream is laggy already thanks to overeem, i'll watch this shit later
>Krav Maga
Lads is that an actually good martial art or nah? Don't really see anyone in the UFC who's come from a background in it or anything
Brooksie's tits are fat as fuck
>>76032991
it's a meme you dip
>Here in the beautiful city of Kansas City, Missouri
>pauses for applause
>one lonely cheer from the back of the room
Kek, there's civic pride for you.
>>76032997
she looks like fedor with tits
>>76032991
Not as bad as like Aikido or something, but still a meme
Brooksie's tits have got to be fake. theyre to firm and perky
>>76033009
Has to be at least 50 people there.
Goddamn, Bayard has a nice ass.
These bundas already.
GIVE HER YOUR POWER
>>76033007
>>76033028
What's so memey about it? I know why Akido's a bit of a joke but I'm not sure about Krav. Is it just ineffective against proper martial arts?
is yaya gassed already? im fucking scared
>>76032991
Karolina K. Is a krav maga fighter ;^)
>>76032991
It's banned because it's too deadly
10-9 Rincon
>>76033065
Legit looks like a dude.
https://twitter.com/ufc/status/866085973498544128/video/1
/our girl/
>>76033106
You should see some of the others. At one point I was wondering what a Diaz brother was doing at an Invicta event.
>>76033089
It's like sambo, except with sambo everyone already knows you should probably only be learning it from russians
with krav everyone just falls for "le most effective martial art 4 da streeetz" without checking to see if they're being sold something that isn't bullshit
it's fine if you learn it legit, but unless your teacher was an israeli commando you're probably not learning it legit
actual new
>>76033144
>>76033144
>>76033144
>>76032532
as if you aren't annoying enough already, please stop