/f1/ - helmets and style edition

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first for ricky

First for Ricciardo will never win a WDC.

>>75646173
*4th for he'll never achieve anything

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>>75646097

Ride Rough Ricciardo

>>75646173
>90 seconds too slow
reminds you of another certain brit, yeah?

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>>75646208
Ride Rough Ricciardo

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I wish the FI guys where a bit more distinctive. Hard to tell who is who from just the helmet & car combo

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>>75646244
From a glance you can only tell them apart by number and T bar

I would say the FI guys are the biggest losers in the style/aesthetic department. The pink could have worked well but they flopped imo

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>>75646300
Wrong pic
See its that easy from a glance of the pic to mix them up

>>75646300
>loser
Have you seen the Haas probably the most boring livery on the grid

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Holy shit, these dudes aren't fucking around!

>The following will be discussed to enhance on-track racing and increase the competition among F1 teams...
>Standardized chasis - this will decrease costs among competitors while still allowing them to customize their cars be creating unique front and rear wing systems in accordance with the respective formula
>standardized engine selection - custom tuning will be allowed to create unique engine profiles within the formula, however, we are contemplating on using a standardized engine approach to reduce costs, and would prefer this approach as opposed to establishing a balance of performance committee
>balance of performance committee - should we remain with the independent engine approach, we will look into balance of performance measures to increase competition among the field
>in-car fuel tank reduction - we are looking at decreasing the size of the fuel tank and mandating fueling during the race
>reduction of pit team - pit crews will be reduced to a maximum of 8 to serve in the following positions: 2 x tire carrier, 2 x tire changer, 2 x jack man, 1 x fueler, 1 x fire suppression man
>individual pit boxes - each driver will utilize their own pit team from their own pit box

http://ir.libertymedia.com/releasedetail.cfm?ReleaseID=10156883

F1 might actually get interesting again.

>>75646399
car babbies to be eternally btfo

>>75646399
thank you based americlaps

give us parity

especially standardized engines, like the tyres

>>75646399
this will never happen
this would turn F1 in Nascar or some other burger shit

mark my words

>>75646399
Dropped

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>>75646398
Yes but you can tell the divers apart by their helmets it's not just shades of pink that get all mixed together.

I don't mind the Haas livery too much either, they did the shark fin right imo, it looks good. The rest is fairly uninspired

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>>75646536

>>75646399
>1 x fire suppression man

>>75646399
Why do amerifats always ruin nice things

>>75646399
Just adding re fueling and ignore the rest of the shit there and I would be OK with it.

The rest sounds shit and the teams will never agree to it.


If these changes go through Bernie will start his on Formula Top or some bullshit like that and all the teams will come running.

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why wont this old bag leave toto alone? he provides nothing of value and only distracts him from his work. he is nuisance to formula 1 and should probably be put in a home. he is living proof that f1 drivers should be left to burn if their cars should ever catch fire.

>>75646399
*saves the sport*

>>75646399
How can you even standardize f1 more without turning it into GP2?

>>75646686
shut the fuck up Amerifat, put some respect on Niki Lauda's name. He's literally better than overrated Senna

>>75646790
Based toothpaste at it again
>>75646739
BOP could be interesting but standardisation would pretty much kill F1, it would turn it into a world wide track only indy touring series

>>75646399
Limit pit crew to just the driver

>>75646893
Someone has been watching too much Formula E

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>>75646956
Limit drivers to being someone from the current pit crew

>>75646983

limit drivers to only giving them the option of having the moral obligation to let lewis win

>>75646593
day of the mash when

>>75646983
Make the drivers for each car a lottery of all available drivers with the correct license

>>75646208
Ride Rough Ricciardo

>>75646983
Limit drivers to only Max Verstappen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oILu_PrQo3o
Why did Kimi look so different in 2005?
He looks fatter, his eyes look weirder and he looks like he got a face lift.

>>75646399
REDUCE THE RULES
NOT THE COSTS YOU IDIOTS

>>75647125
Baby fat nigger

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Do all drivers get a road or is Alonso already more special and significant than every other driver?

>>75647125
Cushing's syndrome. Can be caused by steroid use.

>>75647146
Verstappen is getting his street in Zandvoort

>>75646834
>but standardisation would pretty much kill F1

Nah....think of the cost savings if a team didn't have to worry about chasis development and could just focus on front and rear wing development instead.

That, or just tuning a standardized engine package instead of having to develop one, or use a shit tier engine because they couldn't afford to buy the top engines in the series.

I'm for anything that would increase the competition between more than just 1 or 2 teams. There's no reason world class drivers, like Alonso, Massa, Kimi, and Vettel, among others, shouldn't be competing for a win every single race.

>>75647146
It's the least they could do since he is making Indianapolis $$$ this year

>>75647283
>Nah....think of the cost savings if a team didn't have to worry about chasis development and could just focus on front and rear wing development instead.
>That, or just tuning a standardized engine package instead of having to develop one, or use a shit tier engine because they couldn't afford to buy the top engines in the series.
>I'm for anything that would increase the competition between more than just 1 or 2 teams. There's no reason world class drivers, like Alonso, Massa, Kimi, and Vettel, among others, shouldn't be competing for a win every single race.

I know nothing about F1 the post.

no offense but before the revolution in F1 in 2009 we had Ferrari, Mercedes, BMW, Toyota, Honda, Ford, Renault engines, now it's just Mercedes, and guess what...only Mercedes official team wins

the only thing they should do is to give more control to drivers, no traction control and so on
everything else is part of the fun

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F1 works because of the impossible combination of being technology driven AND people caring about which driver wins. You cant take away either one without fucking up F1's charm and USP.

>>75647283
>Nah....think of the cost savings if a team didn't have to worry about chasis development and could just focus on front and rear wing development instead.
Front wings being so developed and having so many small elements is part of the reason cars can't follow. The body of the car is as important as the rest. You wouldn't see the top 3 teams with completely different chassis. You wouldn't see Ferrari's crazy side pods.
Just a bad idea imo
>That, or just tuning a standardized engine package instead of having to develop one, or use a shit tier engine because they couldn't afford to buy the top engines in the series.
I don't mind this so much but you wouldn't see things like the split turbo in the Mercedes-Benz engine. Kills finding unique solutions for problems.
Still a bad idea imo.
Both of these would kill F1 and it would not longer be F1 2bh
>I'm for anything that would increase the competition between more than just 1 or 2 teams. There's no reason world class drivers, like Alonso, Massa, Kimi, and Vettel, among others, shouldn't be competing for a win every single race.
Limiting the size of aero elements would do this better. Reverting back to the OWG design or starting a new OWG to design a nerve Formula to allow cars their follow closer.

A BOP would have a better impact than anything you said and would be agreeable imo, I just can't see how they would enforce it fairly.

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>>75646399
I think if any standardisation comes into play, I would have to move to GT racing full time. Absolutely disgusting.

>>75647406
>le "I know nothing about F1 the post" maymay
>they should give more control to drivers
>traction control

Come one, who really knows nothing about F1? TC has long been banned.
>inb4 'they map the ecu'
different strokes for different folks I suppose, but then they'd have to look at standardized tuning regs or something.

>>75646399
Why can't we just leave things exactly the same for the next 5 years and decide then?

Change always results domination because one team gets it right and everyone plays catch up. Let the rest of the grid catch up. Ferrari has now done it.

>>75647681
sorry but in my opinion F1 should remain a cruel cruel motorsport.
Only the best, both drivers and cars.
Just like this guy said >>75647636 I might just start looking obsessively at GT and Prototypes

MOAR SILINDARS

>>75647636
>I think if any standardisation comes into play, I would have to move to GT racing full time. Absolutely disgusting.
There already is
-standard tires
-standard ECU
-standard fuel flow
-standard passing zones of fairness

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>13 points from Vettel to Hamilton.
>Ten points from Hamilton to Bottas.

>>75647406
>a wild "expert" appears

Not everyone is using the Merc engines, dude, hence the disparity in performance. See: Alonso

>no traction control and so on

That I agree with. The more throttle, brake, shifting and steering input managed and controlled by the driver, the better.

>>75647851
If I was to change anyone of these it would be tyres.

I'd love it if teams could just chose a different tyre manufacturer.

It would be a huge amount of variation.

>>75646399
Please be bait.

>>75647484
>A BOP would have a better impact than anything you said and would be agreeable imo, I just can't see how they would enforce it fairly.

I think they do a pretty good job in the GT series, as those dudes race for 6 + hours at a time, and a lot of the times it still comes down to the final lap.

>>75647636
>move to GT racing full time.

GT racing is a far better product, imo, and it's exactly because they use a balance of performance to keep things competitive.

The Bathurst 12 hour is always better than any F1 race, and the cars are far more competitive.

>>75647951
it is

>>75646399
carbabbies are SHOOK right now

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>>75646593
In case you didn't notice: this was never funny or interesting. Stop reposting this facebook trash.

>>75647891
>Not everyone is using the Merc engines, dude, hence the disparity in performance. See: Alonso
Alonso is a hothead, great driver but he really sucks in team work. Also Honda isn't exactly the greatest engine manufacturer in the world and they can have problems, especially after being out of major competitions for so long , but sometimes it's also a problem of who uses those engines...perhaps Mclaren's engineers aren't that great...imo

Take Redbull for example. Great team but this year Renault is shitting the bed with engines and, well, their inhouse engineers can't design brakes too well. It's not a problem of regulations or standards, do you want to introduce limitations? I'm ok with this. Do you want to make all drivers drive the same car? absolutely a huge no

>>75648031
damnit why would you give him attention

>>75647941
Hell, even shitcanning those stupid fucking tire blankets and brake heaters they use would help the on-track competition.

Tire and brake management is a driver task, and should be done by the driver alone.

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>>75648032
>but Ron I swear we're losing 1 second on the straights alone
>Is that true, honda-san? Why are we losing 2 seconds on the straigts?
>no way you're losing 3 seconds on the straights because of us.

Alonso claiming that they lose 2.5 to 3 seconds a lap on the straights literally can't be true. He should be sacked if he keeps this shit up. (He does have a point tho, honda sucks)

>>75648032
Renault are hardly shitting the bed. Liok how close Hülk is to the Red Bulls in qualifying - the Red Bull chassis is much more to blame than the Renault PU.

you guys reckon if i told lewis im a rap producer he'd let me hang about the garage?

>>75648090
only if youz a kang

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>>75648090
no you have to be someone who was mainstream and peaked in 2001

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Post yfw Alonso DNF at indy 500

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>>75648115
Imagine you were smaller than Lewis Hamilton.

>>75648081
Renault can do better, and they should. Redbull is not going to stay in F1 and their in house team isn't in a good shape right now.

>>75648155
>all 4 (four) Andretti Autosport cars DNF'd at 2 (two) out of 4 (four) indycar races so far this season
yep alonso is fucked, the question is whether or not he will just kill himself right then

alonso should stick with turnleft seeing that he only has a left pec

>>75648155
his engine will fail when he tests on wednesday

he will just walk away from the track and disappear from public life

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How much can a "championship" really mean to a F1 driver when they know there's only like maybe 1 or 2 cars that can actually compete with them on the entire grid? Do you think they ever feel guilty?

Will Hamilton nigpuku this season when it becomes blatantly obvious how over-rated he's been all these years? Maybe they'll just start praising Bottox for the "amazing improvement" of his driving.

>>75648744
>money: 0

he does it for free?

>>75646208
Ride Rough Ricciardo

>>75646399
b8

>>75646536
You can tell all of them apart by looking at the camera thingy, one driver has a black camera and the other has black and yellow

>>75649694
I am aware of the T-bar colours. I was really making a point about how the individuality of the drivers doesn't shine through.
With many teams only doing yellow stripes instead of colouring the entire T-bar that isn't that reliable to see as a car races past you.

>Williams only has 18 points through three races and is worse than Force India and a Red Bull team with a car that might break at any moment

How do we fix this lads?

>>75649949
replace stroller with literally any gold rated sportscar driver

>>75649694
>>75649901


they need to go back to full yellow and full orange camera bars

>in-car fuel tank reduction - we are looking at decreasing the size of the fuel tank and mandating fueling during the race
That's a great idea. You keep the focus on fuel efficiency but make more strats and engine philosophies viable.
Sure fucking hope the rest is fake news though

>>75646399
Why don't we just remove all regulations, than have endless bullshit one-upmanship like superflat cars where drivers go face first and vacuum pumps.

>>75652365
That's what they have now.

Why don't we just end Formula 1.

>>75646399
I'd like them to increase the race distance from 1.5h to at least 2h. That would make reliability and strategy come more into play.

>>75652365
>vacuum pumps
like, for their dicks?

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>>75653979

>>75653314
This is honestly the best idea in this thread.

>>75653794
I agree the GPS are simply too short

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>>75653314
is it finally time?

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>>75646983
>>75646893
Limit engineers to only the driver

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>>75653794

>tfw they slow the cars down 50% to meet your demands

There should be a drs system for points. If you're within ten points of the driver in front of you, you get double points in the next race.

Test

>>75654579

Replace the DRS system with an overtake button that gives them DRS and 200hp.
Make using the button cost championship points.

Why are people so adamant that Alonso should be in a good car? Even to the point of saying that the rules should be changed for engines so all teams can be competitive. His own fault for making shit career decisions

>>75654650
what would happen when used by a backmarker?

How smart are the drivers. Did any of them go to college? Everyone acts like they're all geniuses who know astrophysics, and with many of them having come from rich families I'm sure they got the best private schooling growing up. But they've been so busy with racing their whole lives, I doubt they ever had time to learn about the engineering behind their cars, or the business in the teams. Are they even intelligent?

>>75654695
finish the race with negative points, lose your ride

>>75654695
if they dont end up finishing in the points they start on the same tires in the next race

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>>75654725

I like this idea.

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>>75654704

Nico Rosberg was actually smart.
He was offered a place on the aeronautical engineering course at Imperial College London, but decided to do GP2 instead.

Max Verstappen on the other hand
>pic related

All cars to be equipped with caltrops and rocket launchers

>>75654855
What's the bet max read the first 10 pages and put the book down and never touched it again

>>75654695
Spin a wheel of misfortune that has various options for punishment games. Some of them include:
-spending a weekend at Ron Dennis' house
-forced to watch your mother or sister be flirted with by Flavio Briatore
-Next race you have to use a Honda engine
-Must do a shoey of lukewarm milk that's sat out for 5 hours

etc

>>75654893

He probably just looked at the pictures.

>>75654855
>hasn't even read shit like the little prince or harry potter
wew

>>75654676
>the rules should be changed for engines so all teams can be competitive.

What is it about you people that makes you hate the thought of competition so much? There's zero entertainment value out of watching one sided "racing", for anyone with a brain.

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tfw too intelligent to take amx seriously

>>75654725
>>75654778

Actually, make it:
*lose your super license

Wouldn't want backmarkers like Alonso abusing it.

Which driver has best exceeded your expectations this year? (Ocon here.) And which driver has managed to JUST themselves in your eyes? (Alonso)

>>75655178
>he didn't already rate Ocon

Pleb.

>>75655178
Vettel and Raikkonen respectively.

>>75655178
>And which driver has managed to JUST themselves in your eyes? (Alonso)

you think he builds the engine or something?

>>75655178
Hulkenberg, or maybe Joe, Lee and Plamer is worse than I thought.

>>75655224

Maybe he should. Can't he worse than what he has now.

>>75655178
vettel and stroll/alonso respectively

>>75655178
>And which driver has managed to JUST themselves in your eyes?

Not a driver, but Adrian Newey.

>>75654216
>all this free ad space

>>75655245
kek he could do better with a stock engine from an Accord

>>75655245

>implying Alonso isn't parking the car to """""embarrass Honda"""""
>implying he literally isn't the reason for DNFs

>>75655296

Showing my age here, but who remembers that unholy abomination Honda stuffed in Gil de Ferran's car at Fontana 2000? The one-lap special that topped 241mph? Somebody find one and give it to nuHonda.

>>75655326
t. Hachigo-san

>>75655342

Toyota's single-sided-turbo qualifying engine was cooler imo :^)

>had a turbo on one cylinder bank
>other cylinder bank had normal atmo headers

>>75655178
grosjean, who didnt kill himself or someone else
pretty good stuff so far

>>75655178
vettel and stroll

>>75655326
Bahrain GP
>I can feel something wrong with the engine
>we see nothing, there is one lap left Fernando
>I'm stopping now

Press release
>There was actually a critical failure of the drive shaft minutes away from happening
>Alonso stopping let us investigate before it was destroyed helping us find the cause faster

I'm constantly torn between bitching, moaning, kicking up a fuss then McLaren-Honda covering him and actually having real failures that he feels before they happen

>>75656009

>Russian GP
>formation lap
>MGU-K problem
>"I have no state of charge"
>team ask Alonso to reset something, multiple times
>team: "Try three times Fernando"
>"I try already, so try yourself"
>Alonso parks the car on the pit entry

A MGU-K charging problem will not cause the car to "grind to a halt".
He knows he has a car problem, he could have stopped anywhere.
Yet he stops right on the pit entry, which delays the start of the race.

Anyone who doesn't believe this was deliberate, to """""embarrass Honda""""" as much as possible, is fucking naive.

>>75656257
I don't see the problem. Should Honda be coddled to protect them from their own failures? They're an embarrassment to motorsports

>>75656009
>>75656257

And on the same subject

>people notice a pattern
>every time Alonso isn't going to score points
>he retires the car with a mysterious problem just before the race ends
>media asks him about it
>he denies it
>people use his denial as proof it isn't happening

How fucking naive can you be?
I hope if I'm tried for murder that one of these idiots are the judge.
>"well you said you didn't do it, so you're free to go"

Alonslo is a wanker and should have fucked off to Indycar years ago.

maybe this wouldn't have happened if the engines had vtec

>>75656290
>Should Honda be coddled to protect them from their own failures?

How doing your job that you are paid 30 million dollars a year to so, and driving a broken car back to the pits, instead of having a tantrum and parking it on the racetrack, thereby causing the start to be aborted, "protecting Honda".

>>75656353
I'd love proof that he isn't doing his job. I'd love proof that the cars are 100% operable. Please provide it.

>>75656257
Oh yeah that was a fuck you 100%
But the car wasn't 100% so why race

I can't remember how Aussie suspension failure or China drive shaft happened but I remember "stop the car Fernando, stop the car" and "box this lap, that's your race, sorry Fernando" or something similar
>>75656305
>just before the end of the race
>that one time on Bahrain
Other failures are mid race or in Russia pre race
I don't think he is just making them up but he is being theatrical about it all trying to get maximum embarrassment out of it

>>75656353
Do you have the same complaints for Vandoorne? or Button last year? The engine is not fit for a LeMons race, Hirohito.

>>75656430
>Button
Terrible example he whined as much if not more, he just didn't say stuff that became memes like "gp2 engine"

Stoffel is new blood and wants to impress to keep his job

>>75656477
the point is that the cars truly don't work, and it isn't only Alonso putting on a show to "embarrass Honda", they do it to themselves.

>>75656502
>the point is that the cars truly don't work,

No one has denied that. Ever.


>>75656502
>it isn't only Alonso putting on a show to "embarrass Honda"

Yet every time someone points out that Alonso is putting on a show to """""embarrass Honda""""", fanboys sperg out and say "Fernando a good boy he dindu nuffin, Honda are shit and that justifies his tantrums" (including his latest tantrum that caused a fucking start to be aborted).

>>75656502
Gotchyah mate
Yep I agree with you there

But in Russia's case he could have gone into the pits
His shit talking while driving is putting on no more of a show than Button last year complaining about how terrible the car felt every weekend

>>75653314
No, please, no, noooo

MichaelScott.jpg

>>75646300
>From a glance you can only tell them apart by number and T bar
but they put the number on the part of the nose that can't be seen from front on. It's retarded.

Hope they move it for Spain

>>75656769

They have to. New rule says the number must be 23cm high, and visible when viewed from the front.

>>75655178
>exceeded expectations
Massa

>JUST
Billy Monger

>>75656290
It helped Mercedes because a single warmup lap isn't enough for them to get the tyres working. Can very well have been the difference between Bottas or Vettel winning the race.

>>75654676
It's more that historically when the engines started to get closer in performance, stragglers were given leeway to catch up.

The Ferrari and Renault have now caught up to Mercedes and Honda is still nowhere.

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>>75655178
>Exceeded expectations
Ocon
Bottas
Vettel

>JUST
Palmer
Ericsson
Ricciardo

>>75648031
>>75648057
>mfw these flags

>>75655178
>Exceeds Expectations
vettel
ocon
massa
bonny MONG

>JUST
alonslow
stroll
joe lee and palmer
billy MONG

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Anyone else salivating over Grosjean being buttflustered because he knows he caused the crash with Palmer and is lying about who he thinks caused it?

>>75656594
>>75656577
>>75656430
>>75656477
>>75656419

Look, just remember that Sauber will have Honda engines next year and will somehow even do worse.
Currytits has killed that team.

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>>75657638
>implying Honda hasn't been sandbagging for 2.2 seasons to make their 2018 win more spectacular

>>75657658
This! we need throttle telemetry not speeds, so all comparisons are null considering they aren't even giving it full throttle

>>75655178

exceeded expectations
>Bo77as
>hulk
>old man hobbit brazil

JUST
>Joy Lee and Palmer
>Raikcantdrivenen
>Rickharddough
>Billy Monger #BillyWhizz

Amx is a terrible qualifier and has a 5.1 inch benis

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>>75657681

m8, how the fuck are you going to analyze that without a Cray supercomputer?

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Good morning. Which driver do you think has the craziest parties?

>>75657706
god she couldn't dress for shit. Such a bad fitting dress.

Should have just done it nude.

>>75657706
Good point

I think I know a guy, he lives in Brazil of all places!

Pretty sure VES has been ahead of Ricciardo after every first lap except China where he started 16th and was in front of him after like the 12th lap.
Someone make excuses pls.

>>75655178
Exceeded
>Vettee
>Gio the nazi
>Pascal the rascal
JUST
>JLP

>>75657771
There is only 1 race they have both finished
in that one race Ric was sitting right behind him (not wanting to risk a pass against the aggressive Amx who would have run him off the road to keep his 3rd and he needed to finish to make up for Australia) while Ver was struggling to pass a back marker, he couldn't even get into blue flag range before complaining about how he couldn't drive because of the wake.
The same wake Ric was cruising in right behind him

>>75657771
Shitty starts have always been an Australian hallmark m8, just ask Wobbler. Still there hasn't been a really fair comparison between the two this year. China was too circumstantial to be considered.

>>75655178

Everyone saying that Joy Lee & Palmer had JUST themselves were actually expecting them to be good?

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You lot reckon Alonso will stay in the US if he can get a decent drive with something that isn't Honda or happens to like to American Honda lads? He seems proper done with F1 & the only other option I see for him is the go to Japan & weeb it up in Super GT. Shit he could still be connected to Honda even if he does move fulltime to Indy or Super Formula/GT

>>75657714
Lewis and Ricciardo think they do, but it's really Kvyat.

>>75657894

I don't think so, he just cares about Indy500, if he wins he'll focus on LeMans

>>75657873
He somehow managed to perform even worse than I expected.

>>75657458
This. Based Aquaposter

>>75657771
VES destroyed Ricciardo off the line in Melbourne, how will auscucks ever recover?

>>75655178
>Vettel, Masa, Bottas

>Alonso

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Are F1 branded cars /F1/ approved? Thinking about a Renault Sport Clio F1 Edition (MK3) as my daily driver. 2007 model with the Recaro seats, Brembo brakes and Speedline wheels. Pic very related:

>>75657973

>FWD
>"""""Sport"""""
>"""""F1"""""

>>75657977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCeF-bZK684

>>75657973
You're from new zealand. Buy a 20 year old Impreza and be done with it

>>75657993

I had an Evo 6.5 Makinen when I was 17, I've moved on from that phase of my life.

>>75655178
By JUST you obviously mean bad luck since Alonso still is the best driver on the grid.

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>>75657973

>wanting an "F1 car"
>not buying a Ford Escort XR3i Convertible Micheal Schumacher Edition

>>75657873
I don't think people expected him to be over a second slower than his teammate.

>>75657873
i didn't think PAL would be worse than he was last year, but he proved me wrong!

>>75658012
Really? Saw it coming desu. New formula was always going to play to Hülk's strengths and expose Palmer for what he really is - caoable of managing tyres and fuel but absolute shit on pure pace. He couldn't even win his father's Formula Palmer Audi championship, kek.

People say Palmer improves gradually, but even if he does this year (doubtful) it still won't be enough. Hell, I reckon with a bit of testing, Maldonado with a two yrar layoff would be faster than Palmer.

>>75657873
I thought they were bad last year but it was their first season so w/e

This year they were somehow worse since they only crash and complain about crashing

>>75655178

I thin Magnussen has been badly exposed. He seemed to be barely able to beat Palmer last season who is currently being raped by Hulk. He is also slower than le complainy man R8main. Was Ron - dare I say it - right all along?

>>75658040
yes he was, but Button wasn't actually much faster than Magnussen (or Perez the year before for that matter)

>>75657894
What if this was all Honda's plan from the beginning to get Alonso into their yank or weeb series?

Think about it.

>>75654893
He only said he'd read it, but he is lying.

It is actually a decent read btw

>>75657966
Bully's car wasn't even on the line in Melbourne to be beaten off it...

>>75658190
Thank you captain obvious you thick fuck

contrarian is cancer.

who is the biggest Fraud in the Paddock

>>75658237

SkyF1's Pat Symonds

gay

>>75658253
We all know it is Theodore Slotover.

>>75658237
James Allison

>>75658268

Disagree.

Ted doesn't hide that he's biased and a dumbfuck.
Symonds on the other hand portrays himself as a "nice old man", but the real Symonds literally fixed F1 races.

>>75646399
>le fire suppression man

>>75658297
>le I'm just here for insurance purposes man, if you need me your already fucked

>>75658330
did he cum in it

>>75658338
he probably edging hard since Sunday so he can blow a massive Load on Emilia

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>>75658330

>>75658413
That's a fast photoshop

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>>75658413
perfect

>I try already, so try yourself.
What did the absolute spanish man mean by this?

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>>75658452
>I don'ta wanta anymorrrre rrrrrrrradio for the rrrrrrrace

>>75658452
>i don't care anymore

>>75646399
This is literally Indycar you faggots you're all being memed. The link doesn't even real.
>>75658413
kek
also dem mooses on the wall wtf

>>75658497
>This is literally Indycar you faggots you're all being memed. The link doesn't even real.

Shouldn't have said anything, m80.
I've been laughing at these suckers all thread.

>>75658520
They've suffered enough lad.

source:
http://ir.libertymedia.com/releasedetail.cfm?ReleaseID=faggotsneverchecklinksandjustassumeanonistellingthetruth

>>75658330
Why does he have pictures of meese on the wall?

>>75658367
>on
>not deep inside mating press style while she squeezes him to within an inch of his life with her strong legs and moans seductively about how she stopped using birth control

>>75658563
>>75658497
>not having a couple of sexy moose on your wall

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>>75658497
>you're all being memed
most if not all of the people who responded are just going with the joke you autist, pay denbts

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>>75658563
Mice*.

I assumed it was a Finnish thing.

>>75658575
no u

PS i fixed the liberty picture >>75646399

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>>75658589

>Has mustaches above his eyes

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>Am I a meme yet?

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>>75658620
>psssh.. nothing personnel... kid

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>>75658643
>How about now?

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>>75658648

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>>75658648

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>Guys, I can't believe you're bullying me.
>Victoria always told me I had inner beauty, are you going to say she was wrong?

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>>75657973
Great car I believe, I'd have loved to get one but they are pretty rare and also too small for my taste. You might aswell get a Megane RS II (pic related with the ultimate GOAT livery), costs about the same. You really wanna have the limited slip differential though, this is what makes these cars really fun.

I got myself a Megane 3 RS last year and I love it.

https://youtu.be/69RFpkGxlUU?t=50

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Based Liberty not blurring it like pleb Sky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JzAk6XyCrQ

>>75658237
Alonso.

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>>75658846
one day Vettel will spin while displaying the size of his penis with his finger

>>75646208
Ride Rough Ricciardo

If all drivers were to face eachother in a penis fencing contest, who would win?

Reminder that in this case it wouldn't only be about size, but also about how aggressive they are. They might aswell pull off some dirty tricks.

>>75659127

Pls take your fetishes to >>>/lgbt/

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>>75659145
>/f1/
>not gay

>>75647184
yeah, in the center parcs. next to the rudi carell ave.

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Bwoah

>>75659127
lewis is short and nimble and so is his penis, he has the agility advantage

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>>75658846
So can we all agree that Massa screwed up there.

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Looks like Lewis will be mentally destroyed in Baku.

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>Australians reaching Dutch levels of retardation

>>75659127

Hulk.

Imagine Giant Dad from Dark Souls 1

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>>75659253

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>>75659253
This is so fucking evil, I like it.

Their plan could aswell backfire if LewLew takes things serious for once then to impress her.

>>75659275
Stop posting and make more videos, Pruld

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>>75659253
It'll be another "the sun is in his eyes" episode

>>75659326
The sun has the moral obligation to let Lewis past

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>>75659326
>i really must criticise the fia for not scheduling the qualifying earlier. this was extremely unfair on lewis, just to lose pole because the sun was in his eyes.

>>75659253
That's it lads; predict the race.
>P1: Vettel
>P2: Bottas
>P3: Kimi
Hamilton DNF

>>75659332
My fucking sides

>>75659326
That frontwheel reminds me of the the amount of camber the Redbull's had in Spa 2011 and horner was chimping out at the FIA for letting RedBull change it after quali.

>>75659374
Not letting* YEESH

>>75659253
WELL DONE BAKU

>>75659253
Azerbaijan are really doing everything they can to let the world know they exist.

>>75659298

I whish I was him

>>75659169
Würziges maimai, brudi :DD

>>75659267
I agree. No idea how speedcafe visitors can possibly rank poowis over GOA77AS

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What did he mean by this?

>>75659553
Well, he meant to call everyone critiquing his last lap antics "gay"

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>>75659553
>They won't let me leave.
>If I start calling out the flags, maybe they'll let me retire before F1 goes back to Imola...

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>>75659553

>>75659553
lol vettel fans btfo

also are Massa and Ricciardo best friends or something?

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>>75659553

why is every brazilian f1 driver so ugly

you have goblin features and pic related, is it something in the water?

>>75659705
>tfw too intelligent to be a no.1 driver

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>>75659697
>lol vettel fans btfo

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>>75659705

Canadians too.

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>>75659711
i don't know why he needed that much space between his eyes and the top

how much brain power can it require to understand "get out of michael's way"

>>75659761
It requires enhanced mental capacity to do the thinking mans approach of supporting the more alpha legend whilst keeping the limelight away from yourself.

>>75659788
>first race victory in turkey
>crossed the line apologising to the team for being unable to back up Alonso enough so Schumi could overtake him and get the victory

God I love you Felipe you adorable little scamp.

>>75659553
>tfw I cried when he lost in 2008

and then he did that

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>>75660187
you still liked him after 9 years?

after all the mediocrity at ferrari in the meantime?

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>>75647818

>>75660232
My interest for F1 died after 2010 kinda.

This season looks promising.

car go broom broom neiioooooooooowwww

>>75646686
Watch your shit mane.

Lauda is a fucking badass with brass balls the size of watermelons.

Legit one of the all time greats and /ourguy/

http://www.motorsportmagazine.com/opinion/f1/facetime-max-verstappen

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>>75660332
>>75646790
Was he autistic?

>>75646208
Ride Rough Ricciardo

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What's most aesthetic car this year?

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it'll soon be that time again, lads

>>75660425
str12

>>75660425
unironically the renault

>>75660349
Yes and no.

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>>75660451

>>75660425

STR desu, Ferrari's clitty nose kills my hnnnng

>>75659705
Senna was handsome as fuck you retard

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>>75660425
>>75660451
this desu

When I first saw the THICC rear end of the Renault I creamed my pants

>>75660547
he didn't look so handsome after the wheel hit him

>>75660547
Yeah, I'd give him my suspension arm at Tamburello, if you know what I mean

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>>75659705
nasr is a qt

>>75659697

They live in the same building in Monaco.

Ricciardo even babysits Felipinho.

>>75660969
>Felipinho.
Tell me that isn't his kids' actual name.

>>75661003

No. Felipe jr.

uncensored video of vettel flipping massa off on the offical f1 channel if someone wants to make a HD webm

>>75660426
>not posting my superior shop
I am deeply offended.

>>75660426
unfortunately reddit already killed the well done Baku meme

>>75661341
fuck

switch to "baku welcomed all of us", or call it a day?

>>75661325
superior shop?

the bowser's castle one, or?

>>75660425
None.

>>75661341
That's odd because from what I see generally our memes stay in here. Now, who's the snitch then?

>>75661371
Yes, that one. To think that my hard work would be so quickly forgotten.

>>75661673
i remember it after 10 months, and i don't even have it saved

take that more as a compliment!

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>>75660445
>>75660502
Niggers with no taste whatsoever. Vulgar mismatched colours, no elegant lines or cohesion, not a single decal works with shape of panels, shapes of parts are not aggressive looking or any other kind of appealing.

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>"All this time you have been overcharging us and we are not getting what we want, such as good racing and access to drivers and teams.
>"All this time you have been overcharging us and we are not getting what we want, such as good racing and access to drivers and teams.
>"All this time you have been overcharging us and we are not getting what we want, such as good racing and access to drivers and teams.
>"All this time you have been overcharging us and we are not getting what we want, such as good racing and access to drivers and teams.

>>75661829
>All this time you have been overcharging us and we are not getting what we want, such as good racing and access to drivers and teams.
quick rundown?

>>75661902
Malaysia going full retard because Bernie said F1 wasn't worth it for some tracks.

>>75661914
ah right
kek

>>75661914
>full retard
implying

>>75661902
http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/128981
http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/129282/malaysia-promoter-felt-conned-by-ecclestone

>Bernie Ecclestone: I overcharged new grand prix venues for F1