/bundes/liga - Matchday 31 - Post-Bayern Championship Edition

>Ostrzolek off
finally

>hamburgers

this year is the year, it's gonna happen

you gotta believe

>>75618050

FICK DICH INS KNIE, DU DRECKIGER HURENSOHN. KANNST DU MIER ERKLÄREN, WAS DER HEUTIGE TAG AUCH NUR ANNÄHREND MIT DEINEN SCHWUCHTELBAUERN ZU TUN HAT?

DACHTE ICHS MIR. GEHT STERBEN, DU ERBÄRMLICHER PENNER!

SÄGE IN ALLE FELDER!

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stafylidis seems to have this cast since forever.
what did he do?

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*dabs respectfully towards 3rd place*

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>>75618186
>shareholders mad they got replaced by an energy drink and are now only the no.3 of german football

kek

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>yfw da dinos get relegated

>>75618186
Bauern are Meister and everyone playing today is utter shite.

>people think HIV is done
>they still have to play Schalke

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>>75618050
Is that a fucking rubber trophy

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>>75618232

>>75618241
and >golfsburg

3 weeks until TuT's reign of terror is over

>>75618241
I don't expect it to happen, but hiv and golfsburg both have chances for direct relegation. Would literally lmao my ass off.

>>75618243
Can't effort metal anymore
Sold everything for more refugee shelters

>>75618186

Pretty much this minus the caps/autism.

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>>75618316

MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX

Leipzig fans were real assholes yesterday.
>muh refs
>muh fouls
>taunting Ingolstadt with their possible relegation

Sad!

>>75618325
>effort

better do your english homework, kevin-ronny

>neither side can manage to string together 3 consecutive passes

the state of the ''bundes''liga

>dumbidumbi

EEEEEEINE INSEL MIT ZWEI BERGEN
IN DEM TIEFEN BLAUEN MEER
MIT VIEL TUUU-NELL UND GELEISEN...

>hamburg has conceded as many goals as darmstadt despite playing defensive football

this club never ceases to amaze me

>Augsburg: Philipp Max
>Freiburg: Max Philipp
really activates your almonds

this wouldnt have happened with djourou

HSV just hoofs the ball

>>75618488
correct, it would've been 5-0 for augsburg

protip: he's shit

Daily reminder that if you don't know this you're a bloody newfag:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eL_Dkly0CBM

*doesnt know it*

>>75618488
mavraj and papa are pretty good desu
hsv makes the same mistakes as 5 years ago despite all starting players havent been on the field for them back then.
its something like a hamburg curse

yesterday ive been to austria vs sturm graz
this is austrias goal song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5LW07FTJbI

was glad they scored 4 goals

BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA

Bundesliga expansion to 20 when?

LOL

>and they will still manage to somehow save themselves

ridiculous

>>75618505
shut up

>>75618620
t. increasingly nervous hamburg fan

happy for jan-ingwer tßb

>wolfsburg embarrasses themselves yesterday
>hamburg today: hold my beer...

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wolfsburg, Neverkusen or HSV?

Which performance was the worst?

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>>75618050
AYBAYBAYBAE

>>75618886
HSV, hands down

>>75618592
>I rate Austria wein

>>75618592
Lel this song is played at the most shit tier sporting events like College volleyball and minor league basketball games n shit

>>75619015
austrian league matches are shit tier sporting events, so it's fitting

classic hamburg

>>75619058
>not watching CASHPOINT Altach vs FLYERALARM Admira

>>75618514
the 90s were weird

not gonna lie the team i play in is literally schalke tier

we lead 2:0 at halftime, no danger of losing whatsoever. halftime over, concede 3. equalize and about to score the lead. get 3:4 instead and lose

errry god damn time

just fuck my shit up bundes

>>75619328
t lives in gelsenkirchen too

no but somewhere near

>>75619328
did you score/assist a goal?

She is a defender m8 (thinks she is more technical than benni too)

I will be shocked if Frankfurt manages to keep a clean sheet today.

no i do not play upfront (sadly)

i wish i would, but as of now i am fullback

cheeky Kovac

>Where have you been when Augsburg found the cure for HIV?

Niko you cheeky cunt.

shit league

>>75619828
Good joke. You been working on that all day?

>>75619917
soooooo mad

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>>75619917
yes I wish I were watching niggerball rn instead

WOW apparently it's tell the mexican to fuck himself day.

do you guys seriously have nothing better to do than to watch this abomination? just curious

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>>75620113
n-not really...
Hoffenheim's a good team this year anyway this is a good match

>>75620113
well, i could fuck your mum again,but I think she's still tired from yesterday, so I let her recover for now

>>75620109
No bully pls

>>75620113
nö

>>75620160
>

>>75620246
just avoid big cities

>HSV

>>75620246
Yes, Bavaria and Southern Germany in general is the place to be in Germany.

Munich is lovely, Nürnberg is historic and the countryside is beautiful and comfy.

>>75620246
germany is not worth visiting

>>75620350
then go back to aleppo, ahmed

>>75620362
see here
>>75620184

>>75620320
How many people speak English in general? Like could I have a conversation with a random person on the street?

literally just don't go anywhere near big cities ever. it's pure islamic cancer

>islamic
>a bad thing

Cultural training for you

>>75618886
Wolfsburg

>bayern wins lul

>doesn't do shit in europe

>>75620413
Every non-pleb can speak English at least on a basic conversational level, many, especially younger people, speak it even on a more advanced level, albeit oftentimes with a strong accent.

>>75620498
hi figo

>>75620553
Can they say the word "squirrel" without self destructing?

>>75620609
Kc tier

>>75620609
>squirrel
do you mean "oakcrescentroll"?

>>75620246
traveled through europe a few years ago, including germay. took a boat from rüdesheim up the rhine a while, lovely.

hmmm

young people mostly speak proper english if they arent turks or unterschicht

old people not so much

>>75620609
https://youtu.be/N95yelmVJBU

>>75620413
Could I have a conversation in german in the US? Plan ahead before you travel

>women
yeah not an argument.

>>75620246
bavaria is great. rest is garbage tier. hamburg is okay

>>75620246
Munich is quite beautiful. It's going to be pretty packed in the summer tho.
Also plenty of beautiful countryside.
If you want a place that sort of strikes a middle, visit Lake Constance.
Other than that, I can only really recommend Berlin if you only have a week or two.

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Which one?

>>75620811
digits decide

>>75620765
Obviously I'm going to learn some German. But I'd rather not embarrass myself with my terrible accent

>>75620811
does the fourth one have down syndrome?

>>75620609
plenty can. can you say Eichhörnchen?

>>75620711
depends on where you are. in saarland many schools don't teach english because of muh deutsch-französische freundschaft.

>>75620811
2>3>1, rest are shite

>>75620873
>Aykhornken

>>75620811
2 > 4 > 1 > 3 > 6 > 5

>>75620811
the girl on the far right looks like Patrick Herrmann

>>75620911
6 is all right.

>>75620912
I hope you're not suggesting this is even close.
ch is a special consonant not shared with english, and ö is a special vowel not shared with english.
germans use it the same way americans use squirrel.

>>75620811
3=1 then 2

would not bang the rest

oh who am i kidding

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>>75621036
some honesty from an anon

>>75620912
are you retarded?

>>75620873
ike hoen chen

>>75620873
I don't understand how to say the 'ch' part.

>inb4 another 0-0

>>75621174
lick the ck in cock

>>75621174
in this case, raise your tongue close to the roof of your mouth without touching it, and pass air between.

>>75621174
gh as in weight

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>>75621174
>>75621217
it should sound like a leaking gas pipe

UUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttthhh

>>75621208
only true for Berlinerish

>>75621174
listen to dich here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPAiH9XhTHc

>>75621217
holy fug breddy gud

>>75621174
ch as in eichhörnchen

>>75621334
ba dum tiss

>>75621275
>>75621275
actually don't do that

>>75621174
CHI

>>75620811
These look like inbred males. No thanks.

>>75621275
in other words like "Bach" you do the same basic thing, but with the back of your throat, producing a very guttural sound.
incidentally this is similar to the Hochdeutsch "r", the difference being that the r is voiced and involves a bouncing motion similar to the spanish "rr" except, again, you use your throat and not the roof of your mouth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puuCSq5oZ14

>>75621440
its impossible to my mouth to make those sounds without sounding like i am choking and coughing up phlem.

such cases.

>>75621217
I feel like I'm doing it too strongly. Sounds like the 'ch' in scheveningen.

>>75621541
that's not surprising.

>>75621541
That probably means you're doing it right

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>>75621664
not dumb enough 2 believe that, punk.

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>>75621604
>comparing dutch and german pronunciation

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i like frankfurt

>>75621795
I like benes :DDD

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>>75621795
Traditionsverein

>Seferovic

>>75621937
he's quite the player. That was just a combination of good pressure and bad luck.

boooooooooooooooooooring

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Oh look another 0-0 draw

Semen. Slurping. Sport.

>Hector
mein Neger
das macht zeimal diesem Spiel dass er richtig wichtig war

>>75619015

>Lel this song is played at the most shit tier sporting events like College volleyball and minor league basketball games n shit

At least we dont have to listen to your national anthem at every pickup game in the park.

HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER HÜBNER
>>75622161
>(You)

>>75622219
epik comeback dude!!

obviously not an altach supporter i see

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I FUCKING KNEW IT

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fugging benis DDD:

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahaha

>>75620961
hehe

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>cuckmund vs hoppenheim next week

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>>75622451

Den Eneste Ene.avi

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Darmstadt is very good now due to him.

>>75624672
Good

ded

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>season basically over
>european court says football streaming is now illegal

>>75625061
ended up watching match point because it was too much of a hassle to read all those subtitles.
couldnt concentrate on anything and felt im missing the real deal because of bad/misleading translations

>>75626995
>european court says football streaming is now illegal
link?

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>hoffenheim are an ambitious young side
>get a really good season thanks to manager that exploits their best traits
>bayern look on envy
>buy two integral parts of their team
>nothing personell kiddo

>>75631442
just buyern things

Hello. I hope you all had a good "Tanz in den Mai".

>>75631370
http://www.spiegel.de/netzwelt/netzpolitik/eugh-erschwert-illegales-streaming-von-filmen-a-1144922.html

>>75631870
>interacting with other people IRL
disgusting

very rude

>>75632023
have you even read the article?

they just said hardware mediaplayer might be illegal, but right now just this specific model

https://www.filmspeler.nl/nl/

>I just read the headlines xDDD

one of the biggest problems in the world right now

>>75632277
I'm not the guy who posted it in the first place. Just wanted to share some info because I've read about it too, a few days ago. Should've been more precise with my post.

>>75632390
*If I remember correctly, the newspaper article I read stated that the EuGH decided that copyright material that is stored on the RAM can been seen as an illegal duplication.

Sorry for bad engrish, anon is quite wasted ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

good night

>>75632277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzOA09gomn0

sums it up pretty decently

>>75633906
yeah, but the main problem is tracking the user ip

>>75633906
I don't get it. Can I still watch my pr0nz or am I going to get a Abmahnung for that?
(my mom can't know what I'm watching :( )

Can Leipzig save this league?

>>75638323
read>>75638236

>>75638359
>all hopes are on an Ossi team that gets sponsored by a megalomaniac austrian softdrink dealer
>the state of german football
:'(

>Das französische Sportportal „mercato365.com“ schreibt, dass der BVB Torjäger Anthony Modeste vom 1.FC Köln beobachtet

>Nach SPORT BILD-Informationen wird befürchtet, dass das Kreuzband des österreichischen Nationalspielers (A.Schöpf) in Mitleidenschaft gezogen wurde. Damit würde der 23-Jährige dem Klub (Schalke) in der laufenden Saison nicht mehr zur Verfügung stehen und müsste sich auch in der Sommerpause weiteren Behandlungen unterziehen.

>Bei 1860 München scheinen die Nerven nach dem Abrutschen auf Relegationsplatz 16 blank zu liegen. Nach dem 1:0-Sieg von Eintracht Braunschweig bei den „Löwen“ hat Trainer Torsten Lieberknecht schwere Vorwürfe gegen 1860-Coach Vitor Pereira erhoben. Bei Sky sagte er, der Portugiese habe ihm während der Partie den Mittelfinger gezeigt. Zudem meinte Lieberknecht: „Wenn ich meine Spanisch-Kenntnisse richtig deute, hat mich Herr Pereira als '...sohn' bezeichnet. Das ist beschämend für 1860 München.“ Eine schwere Anschuldigung – mal abgesehen davon, dass Pereira wohl eher Portugiesisch als Spanisch gesprochen haben dürfte...

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>>75638651
>I'll have to witness another NT game with Sabitzer on the right wing

Just end it already

>>75620811
1
and that's it.

Maybe 2 can join in for seconds.

>>75638323
its still pretty unlikely since >>75638236

if they managed to find the owners of a site like kinox or whatever (which is the main problem mostly) they could maybe find out your ip since theyre the only ones who'd be able to see it.

if yr really paranoid about it just pay for a vpn

>>75638112

>>75621174
You have that sound, too.
Say "cute", take away the k-sound, ta-daa

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>>75638359
RB really aren't the bad guys. Read about Mateschitz. This guy is actually pretty based. He publicly speaks out the truth.

>RB really aren't the bad guys
I disagree

>>75639309
>mateschitz
>"This guy is actually pretty based"
>a literal raging LÜGENKRESSE!!11!!!11!!!1!!! fucker

get the fuck out ronny

>>75639347
>"Lügenpresse is a conpiracy theory of the Ewiggestrigen."
>"Fake News however is real. REEEEEE!"

Fuck off, Sören-Malte!

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Why do so many retards feel the urge to spew their bullshit in a general that is dedicated to german football? No one cares desu.

maybe you should try your luck on the following boards
>>>/b/
>>>/int/
>>>/pol/

>>75639419
>muh /bintpol/ boogeyman

>>75639428
not an argument

>>75639381
alright so name me some proven examples of lügenpresse without the source being some obscure blog written by an unemployed retard suddenly running a "online newspaper"

>>75639419

it's funny how these kind of statements are never adressed to the one how started it >>75639347

Must be some kind of defence mechanism when you begin pol-bating and then start to lose.

But don't worry. If you think you've learned something out of this, I can put your mind at ease: You didn't learned anything.

>>75639525
you're talking to two different guys m8.

And yes, I don't care who said what. There are a few different boards to discuss stuff like this and now be so kind and fuck off.
thanks

>>75639525
I don't think >>75639347 but >>75639309 started this.

>You didn't learned anything
>didn't learned

lmao ok

>>75639525
in my opinion >>75639309 started it.
thnks for reading

>>75638651
>>Das französische Sportportal „mercato365.com“ schreibt, dass der BVB Torjäger Anthony Modeste vom 1.FC Köln beobachtet
pls don't susi
pls don't

don't get high on a fucking old striker again

>>75639605
BVB should focus on getting a proper defense first of all desu

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>>75639605
he has at least 2 more good years in him.
Hopefully >we get a decent amount off monies when >we sell him.

>>75639469
>Buyern are good at business they say

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>>75639657

>>75639657
I can't look at Hennes anymore since I know that he's a cuck and has no balls.

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>>75639756
>disrespecting Hennes VIII

>>75639821
Not disrespecting. Denmark posted an article where this was written. I feel sorry for the poor guy but I also can't look at him the same way I did before.

>>75620811
4 or 6

>>75639882
okay

did you know?

>>75639961
i get it

>>75618050
whats the hand symbol mean?

>>75640049
five championships in a row

>>75640084
cool, thought it might be some awareness thing.

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>>75640049
That Wurst Uli and Rolex Kalle are on the verge of assembling an army of orcs.

21:00 Watford - Liverpool

moin

>>75640723
moin

>>75640787
hi
what's good

>>75640723
hello

>>75640414
>inb4 Kloppo doesn't win

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>tfw you're invited to a grill evening but the weather has been shit all day and you don't really want to go
goodbye

>>75641195
should have started drinking gin and tonic hours ago

tfw no friends who would invite me to a grill evening

*invites you*

>>75641252
be the one who invites others

Based fucking Augsburg.

>>75641097
yes hi

just about to go to a kickabout ...

hallo und guten morgen!

>>75642232
Good evening.

Zanka to Bremen rumours are picking up steam.

>>75641854
havent been to one in forever

>the one german flag within the last ten post

diversity claims /bundes/ their new battle zone.

>>75642264
Bremen are certainly generating a lot of excitement around the league once again

>>75642324
well, the norwegian shitposter is a german on a proxy

>>75644598

>>75644648
>tfw closed my stream right before the goal

>>75644648
yes he can i guess

happy may day my german freundins

I just aced two final exams :3

>>75645338
zzzzzzzzz

>>75644648
holy .... yes

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>>75645338
yes v nice m8

>>75644648
good

BILD: Alessandro Schöpf has suffered a cruciate ligament injury. Expected to be out for six months.

>>75645338
Congratulations

promote rostock

NOW

Is klopp a homo?

>>75642264
Will Denmark hate us if we continue to buy FCK players? Is Zanka good?

>>75648514
Well I'm not an FCK fan, I just happen to really like Delaney.

Zanka is pretty good if he has a level-headed guy at his side and if you can live with an occasional red card for elbowing.
As opposed to Delaney and Augustinsson, I think a club like Bremen is about his level, at least if they end up playing upper-mid-table in tbe future.

So basically I don't think he would be a disaster in any way, but I also don't think he'll be as important as Delaney is and Augu will be.
Then again, Vestergaard is a regular starter for a pretty big club in the Bundesliga so maybe Zanka will be excellent.

/bundes/ is comfy and i love most of yous guys

>>75648265
no

ugh slept like shit

goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood merning

>>75657391
zzzz

saged

in uni right now

>>75657496
are you sleeping and posting at the same time?

>>75657378
me too. dreamt about my schedule today, about tying my shoe laces and about driving into a street pole backwards with a car. not me, i was just sitting in the car. then i woke up several times and wondered how late it was, it was probably like 3am or 4am

>>75657781
take a picture and show us

might show later

Migrate >>75657835

fuck off, tom

>>75657812
This

good morning /bundes/

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>Buyern and Doofmund could be playing CL Semi-finals this week

YES, good morning!

>>75658517
what the fuck, the semi finals start today already

what the fuck man, nice. gives me something to watch but also makes me stay awake longer which results in less sleep which is baaaaaaaad

>>75658558
?

>>75658572
i didnt know champions league football is this week until >>75658517 showed up

hallo und guten morgen!

>post a picture of Vidal
>post the table as unformatted text

Mh, mh, mh.

>>75658586
Ok

>>75658614
Bremen

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>>75658694
Weiso?

Get it? Why so...?

Heh

>>75658703
>in America, everybody is a comedian

One game suspension and €15k fine for Gustaffo

Hoy, Deseo atleti gana

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ayy lmao

>>75658883
IS this real? Kekkers

>>75658703
Ever since they kindly agreed to stop raping the players wifes/gfs/daughters Werder Bremen has been performing normally again.

The players will have to pay all the money they'll get for making it into the Europe League to the shitskins, though.

yes good morning....

>>75658883
based walace

>>75658825
that will show him

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>75659478
What food should I make to eat during the althletic club Madrid soccer match?

>looks at flag
>keks

its on ZDF

nothing, you fat fuck

>watching first legs

no

>>75659692
yes

>>75659958
This

I have nothing better to do, though.

>>75659696
Wow :(
>>75659679
Doppel keks or what?

good post

*rolls eyes*

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does bundes have as good tactics as englishmen?

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>>75661674
>me in charge of not being retarded

>>75661674
yeah

>>75661674
>>75661703
no

time for zdf

>>75661765
zKraft durch freude ?

>>75661794
no german television channel that shows madrid vs madrid

zentral deutsches fernsehen or something

>>75661794
>>75661826
zweite deutsche fernsehen
jsut looked it uop

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>>75661826
Ah, makes much more sense! So who do you think will win?

for me, cheeky 1-2
>>75661843
ty

>>75661851
neither, you

>>75661851
>>75661878
oh, you already posted 1-2

>>75661895
Indeed, I did! Glad that you caught that after looking back :)

do you believe the draw to be one of the variety in which both teams have a gentleman who scores a goal?

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http://www.is.fi/eurosarjat/art-2000005193149.html

>i would never agree to something like that, no matter what the salary would be, completely out of question said the 27-year old frankfurt keeper

>there are very few clubs with a similar goalkeeper situation, there's absolutely no point going there (bayern), not at this point of career

the future of the former TPS player is still open, frankfurt would like to extend his contract which finishes in the summer of 2018, but the two sides are still far from agreeing a deal

>i've got no hurry, i'm committed to my contract and if nothing interesting shows up, i'm not going anywhere. an extension is still very much possible

>>75662104
finland

>>75662104
based

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>atletico

ahhh yes

another irregular goal by real

>buyern customers
lol

>>75661975
ya

>>75662577
TSUUUUUUUU

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>there are people that STILL think missi is better than RonalGOD

>>75662529
that uefa lifetime subscription always pays out

>>75662813
she is

night

>>75663236
baaaaaaaaby

Bayern fans are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO mad right now

>>75665761
this
>that mad customer in the match threads

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>"Ronaldo zerlegt Atletico im Alleingang"

>>75666711

>>75618050
>Left
Ugly muslim manlet.

>middle left
Tall white masterrace

>middle right
"""White""" southamerican who crashs his car while being drunk.

>Right
Manlet who looks like a kid with the hair of an 45 year old.

Are slavs truly the masterrace?

>>75666722
Not me.
Just walked in the door.

i don't believe you

whats your alibi?

I was at my brother's place having dinner, drinking a bit of wine and not really watching the game.

is there someone to confirm your story?

>>75663236
me

but

i wont

ahh yes, the accidental quote

thats a classic

What does "ma orsetto" mean

>>75667309
My brother and his gf

i bet she is cuter than you, huh?

yeah

thought so

Whatever

busted

; )

seething

SOOOOOOOOOOO MAD

What. Ever.

it's just a bit of banter ; ))

no need to be upset

Okay :)

Hello. I hope you all had a good day.

eh

eh?

good night

nighty night

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wery interdasting