/hoc/ fuck the rags anyway edition

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NOTHING CAN STOP THIS MTG COMBO!!!

LETS GO NYR

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>>75439405

>>75439437

I don't think he would have made any difference

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Good guys

>>75439455
Literally supervillains

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>>75439437

this is awful to look at

>>75439450
maybe not, but your window would have been open longer

Ranking of who you should be rooting for

>/ourguys/
Perds

>Good tier
Pongs
Oil
Sens

>Medium Tier
Bloos
Ducks

>Fuck No Tier
>Rags
Shorks
Broons
Laffs
Craps

>>75439391
be more ass pained

>>75439496
t. Yinzer

>>75439486
Subban seems like a genuinely cool dude to hang out with.

>>75439496
Fucking excellent list, my man.

>>75439496
Fuck the Oilers

Ducks are a good troll team, but should probably be in "Fuck no" as well

>>75439505
fuck off fuk_ponek

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>>75439437
Who cares, they're just foreigners playing for money. Not even ghosts could make them try.

>>75439487

lol what fucking window

Rangers will win da cup

>>75439528
troll team?

Playing good hockey isn't trolling.

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>Thornton and Marleau(?) are playing the last 20 minutes of their hockey careers

>>75439496
pens should be relegated to fuckoffistan tier

>>75439558
they are fun to bandwagon to make others upset because everyone hates them

>>75439541

This is a shitpost. Radulov is a foreigner and he was by far the best player in this series. Without him it would have probably been over in 4

>>75439496
pongs WAY too high

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>>75439515
For sure he is.

also those jerseys hnnnnnnnnng

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>tfw Joe Thornton will never win a Stanley Cup

Th for lundmeme choking against the snes

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>>75439608
>20 years
>no cup
classic

>>75439585
>Radulovier
>foreigner

>>75439496
>/ourguys/
Preds

>Good guys
Sens

>meh guys
Oilers
Blues
Sharks
Penguins

>Bad guys
Laffs
Caps
Bruins
Ducks

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Carey Price is p cute. NGL.

>>75439625
filtered

Sharks will overcome and win. Just watch. Checkem

in b4 Snes/Ducks again

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>Hating the pens

Must suck. They play hands down the most fun enjoyable hockey in the league. Shouldn't let your jealousy or misguided hatred for Crosby rob your soul of witnessing this sport the way it's meant to be played.

>>75439648
I know you might be in denial Leaf, but the Rags are still in the playoffs.

>>75439660

Digits and Oilers win the cup.

>>75439486
based subby dooby doo cucked the habs

>>75439656
>rags

>>75439663

>Super Nintendo Entertainment Systems in the finals

The hockey gods can't let this happen

>>75439608
>speith at augusta since winning
legit worse choking than the shorks tbqh

>>75439671
>rags guys
raggots

Tens digit - Duck Wins
Ones digit - Oiler Wins

>>75439496
>Weebville Child Molesters
no thanks

>>75439671
fuck off fuk_ponek

>>75439709
fuk u

>>75439709
Oh Fuck

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>>75439563

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>>75439679
More than one way, anon

>>75439496
>Predditors

Thanks for cucking the cawks but I'm not jumping on that bandwagon.

>>75439768
manlets BTFO

>>75439709
>mcdavid says 7-0 wins only count as 1 win
>edmonton will somehow win 3 games by at least 8 goals and one by at least 16

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THE GOATS

Just saw it on hfboards

Panarin for Pacioretty

how bout it?

both cant score in playoffs so who cares and its what 2M more in cap for Chicago for a year or so

>>75439496
>cheering for a sunbelt team
>ever

>>75439648
>>75439496
is not putting the pongs in their own insufferable tier a new meme or something?

Preds are definitely thr good guys

>salty frogs

>>75439886
What is the real purpose of this though?

>>75439888
>Canada
>Winning a Cup
>Past 1994

>>75439886

>Chicago
>cap space
Good one, they have about $10K in cap space

>>75439919
This isn't reddit. Go back.

>>75439886

>hfboards

Pacioretty isn't going anywhere

Is it reasonable to show a 2nd date The Fault In Our Stars and dump her if she doesnt cry? I cried the first three viewings and im a grown man,

>>75439709
Sweep confirmed

>>75439937
fucking tasty

>>75439951
no sir, I believe you are the reddit

Remember all those posts before the season about how the oilers wouldn't make the playoffs

>>75439886
Panarin is $1.5M more expensive than Pacioretty

>>75439944
gotta keep the sheep in ranks and fill the bell centre

>>75439886
>another midget
it's already a done deal

>good tier
preds
blues
caps
>decent tier
snes
oilers
ducks
>reddit tier
pongs
broons
laffs
>>rags tier
>rags

>>75440044
Stupid reddit tier list to be desu

>>75440044
give me a 1 good reason why caps are

>good

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The only good black and gold team

>>75440044
The caps have to earn my respect. Choking is a disguting thing. Until they actually do something worthwhile they'll be toilet tier

rev up those >shorks

>>75440066
All reddit lists have the pongs in the top tier. Fact.

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>>75440044
>being this salty

>>75440099
Super villains

>>75440008
Dont fucking lie. Offseason is for memes not hokki

>>75440120
sad!

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>>75440106
t b h I will >shorks post with a heavy heart. I don't hate them or their fans I just like to shitpost memes but now the shorks are old and slow and I feel bad

stupid beard boys gonna shit the bed again

big laughs for big boys

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Apparently Youppi commited sudoku after we lost to the fucking >rags and now they're hiring another guy

>>75440134
I am not lying. There were constant memes about how edmonton wouldn't make the playoffs because they're shit

>>75440092
They're playing the laffs and if they win will be playing the pongs in the second round. /ourguys/ at least until the conference finals.

So what part of Nashville are you guys from?

>>75440153
Good, shit tier mascot

they need a frog

>>75440153
wasn't Youppi the Expos mascot or something? lmao

>>75440153
Rip

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They will win this year, screencap this.

>>75440226
Tuukka vs Pekka desu

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Press F to pay respects

>>75440182
shithead vodkamen and >good don't go together

Sharks are fucking cooked. Sad

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"See yoo next year goys, unless they fire me fer note knowing how to coach a playoof geem"

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The lord and savior himself

>>75440334
Many such cases (Blackhawks, Wild, Flames)

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>RUB HEAD FOR LUCK
>RUB HEAD FOR LUCK

Was majority of experts pick selection with the rags or habs?

>blackcocks bandwagon comparing toews to richards

topcock

>>75440044

>Snes
>Good
>Not just a meme

Ok

>>75440490
I can see the comparison though

Lil refpuck desu

>>75440165
Nobody cares, how many more times are people wrong than right here?

>>75440491
memes are good

>>75440514
remember that time toews wasn't an nhl player

me either

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>worst coast fags are starting to spam

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>>75440477

>>75440099
Factual information

>>75440611
TOP KEK

>>75440633
TOPPPPPEST KEK

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Feels good to be able to break out one of the classics

>>75440633
I truly don't understand people who picked the Wild. Did they just not watch the last month of the season? Same shit continued.

>>75440633
Wow why does fucking no one ever understand anything. To be fair hawks preds no one saw coming. But rags easily could have won

>it was 2-0

GOAL SHORKS

SCARRRRR NOT OVER YET

>>75440607
what was his endgame?

kind of want to shorks to force another game tbqh

SHORKS NOT SHORKING?

>>75440723
I do too because I dont want the caps to be the last team to move on

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>>75440707
>>75440710
SHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAARRRRRRKKKKSSSSSSSSS goal

*bum BUM*

fekkkkkkin mcDAVID

>too many memes
shorks better make good on this opportunity

>oilels can't count to 5
w e w

THIS POWER PLAY IS IT!!!!

If Shorks score they win, if not they lose!

parents should have 2 children in case one of them is a disappointment

>>75440887
>Tfw the disappointment

>>75440818

>Shorks making good on anything ever

lmao

>>75440839
Game over.

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>>75440887

Then they run the risk of having two disappointments

rip shorks

Burns is making a lot of stupid plays. Shorks don't deserve this.

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Rangers are going all the way brehs

Preds will beat the Caps for the Cup

Sharks need to blow it up.

memeist end if they score after that broken stick but they don't have it in them

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT FOR DON CHERRY'S NEXT SEGMENT

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NICE WIN OILELS
THIS CALLS FOR MUSTARD QUENCHER

>>75441042
And Forsberg will score the cup winner solidifying that trade as the worst ever and I hang myself as the Caps become the next Canucks.

>the only way mcmeme can score is on empty nets

If the Capitals and Bruins win tomorrow there will be no hockey until Wednesday

WHERE'S THE CONFETTI

poor jumbo and patrick. 20 years and nothing to show for it.

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MC MEME!!!!

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WHY DOES EVIL ALWAYS TRIUMPH REEEEEEEEEEEE

Fucking kill me

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>shorks dumping popcorn on Oilels

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THERE'S YOUR CONFETTI FAGGOTS

>>75441143
>sharks
>not evil
KYS
Y
S

Mcmemest end

HUMILIATED

I'm in tears

>>75441126
they should really do the draft lottery on one of those empty days

>sharks were up 3-1 in game 5
>still manage to lose
They needed to win game 5 badly

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EAT SHIT YOU DUMB SPICS

>>75440680

>But rags easily could have won

It took the SIX (6) games to beat the Habs in 2014

>with magic manlet MSL on their team
>with Padquvist closer to his prime
>against Dustin "literally not even good enough for the AHL" Tokarski

Add Radulov, healthy Price and Claude Julien to the mix and the Habs should have won. Also, the Habs finished the season on a high note since they fired Therrien and they also won every game against the Rangers this year. Only delusional (or maybe not that delusional after all) Rags fans could have predicted their team to win

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You will always be welcome in the No Cup Club shorks

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HAPPY SHORKS ELIMINATION DAY, HOC

You're welcome.

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>>75441143
Eastern Libcucks BTFO

Complete Hockey News @CompleteHkyNews

Congratulations to San Jose Sharks forward Patrick Marleau on tying Gordie Howe for 17th on the all time playoff goals

>This man will never get a cup

>0.3 seconds

>>75441246
need to make room for Vegas in the club

Someone's gotta go.

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>>75441246
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

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>>75441263
>Libcucks
R E M I N D E R
E
M
I
N
D
E
R

I'm so sad boys. Just why? Congrats edmonton

>>75441297
literally the least deserving team out there

>shorks

They didn't even look like they were trying

what a shit team

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hey guys look, its mac pacioretty

>>75441292
The only reason they voted Notley was to teach the Conservatives a lesson for being shitty and corrupt

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>>75441292
t. Eastern Trudeau voter

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not a shorks fan but I feel sad. don't even want to shitpost

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>only canadian team to move on
youre fucking welcome canada

>>75441359

I'm in the same boat desu. At this point I just feel bad for them.

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>our year

Can the Ducks even make it past 4 games?

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am sad

>last year was our last chance
Fucking heart wrenchinga
FUCK LA

Oilers had no business winning that series and KEK at McSecondary potting an empty netter to make it look like he wasn't completely invisible all series.

Generational my ass.

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What exactly did the sens mean by this?

>habs
>HABS
>habs
>HABS
>habs
>HABS
>habs
>HABS
>habs
>HABS
>habs

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>>75441382
>won't even win the norris

lel

>>75441321

>Who are Chiraq

>>75441380
We'll see you in 2 days.

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Why didn't they drop confetti?

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oilers can suck a fucking cock but i sure woulnd't mind C O L O N I Z I N G their territory, know what i'm sayin?

>We're stuck with "BURNZIE NO PLAY DEFENSE" for the next 8 years

>Marley and Thorny will never have a cup
Fuck life

>>75441419

>Lost it in a historical year to LA
>Thinks he'll win it in a worse year to Burns

lmao

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Let's go Ducks!

>it was 3-0

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>>75441402
You seem marginally buttblasted, son.

> Only 2 games tomorrow
> No games on Monday

>McBenchpoints getting literally a last second empty netter
I really loathe that faggot

>>75441382
Fuck Burns. Shitty meme "defense"man

>>75441445

He's literally a converted forward. What'd you expect.

>>75441337
Nah, look at my pic of max pacioretty in the playoffs

>>75441435
Please annex Alberta

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Orange Civil War when?

>>75441482
Why would you bandwagon the team that beat your team?

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>>75441498
>potentially no games until wednesday after tomorrow

>>75441502
This what a fucking stat pad cunt

>>75441419
if Karlsson wins the norris then we might as well just go ahead and give the hart to Kane again

>>75439664
Your fans are bandwagoning pieces of shit that needed to be saved by Bettman. Get the fuck out of here, your city is an irrelevant shithole and your women are fat slobs.

Fuck this team, good riddance to Thornton and Marleau love them, and loved them in their prime but we never should have re signed them and should not sign them unless they're playing for actual pennies. Even then I say no. Pavelski, cooch, burns and Jones are a solid core, if we add actual defensemen we might be able to be competitive for another 5 years

>>75441245
No one predicted it, but no one is surprised. Radulov is productive but not amazing, nowhere near the talent of a Kovalev or what have you. Markov is like 100 years old. Weber for Subban was a wash. There's like four forwards total on the team that make real impact. Having a great goalie only goes so far.

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>>75441432
The game was in San Jose, Zucc.

>>75441337
is he the Ambrose?

>>75441519
Next round m8.

reckon it's the oilers year lads

and it's all the shorks fault for shorking in march
if they'd have kept first place they'd have easy gone through to the second round, facing the oilers was always going to be tough

ah well, britain/croatia when i wake up!

>>75441551
>p-please notice me Jim-san

https://twitter.com/PeteBlackburn/status/856010465629130752

LEL

>>75441498
>>75441525

thank god I can go work out and give my liver a break

You ever go on fearthefin.com? They are delusional.

>>75441544
Even for pennies they're still taking up roster spots and bench space. You can't have a comatose 60 year old defenseman on a stanley cup team.

>>75441544
cap this
jones will be out of the league in 3 years

>>75441566
Im accepting of the >habs being ambrose. Who would be jasethy and roman? Roman is probably the Bruins.

>>75441521
I have no lasting hatred towards the Ducks (apart from goons like Kesler and Perry).

If >my team doesn't win, then first and foremost I want Edmonton to lose too. I will never have any respect for them again after the Notleycaust

>>75441658
Roman is the oilels

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Oilers. Go ahead, name 1 player that can stop this man.

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>>75441435
i wanna squeeze a writster right into her five-hole

>>75441629
silicon valley thugs

>>75441629
just trying to give them some buttered confetti, or is that some salty confetti?

Why do y'all hate Lundqvist?

>zero shorks shitposting

Explain yourselves

>>75441678
nah, jasethy is the oilers. or maybe the penguins are seth rollins

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>>75441687
she wants it

>>75441643
Agreed, I want them gone personally. Should be dropped them last contract and given the team to pavelski and couture

>>75441648
Would be surprised but knowing the sharks not surprised to see my hopes broken and fallen

>>75441720
>King of nothing

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Remember the last time sharks scored 7 in the post season? The kings reversed swept them after that

>>75441482
Good image

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(Follow me, don't follow me)
I've got my spine, I've got my orange crush
(Collar me, don't collar me)
I've got my spine, I've got my orange crush
(We are agents of the free)
I've had my fun and now it's time to serve your conscience overseas
(Over me, not over me)
Coming in fast, over me (oh, oh)

>>75441686
Oilers are going to get straight up bullied

>>75441720
>Swedish goaltending
>rags

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It happened again, /hoc/

why dont you believe in the leafs

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>>75441629
>omg popcorn lel
meanwhile in the city of Goons

>>75441619
Oilers could dominate the weak Western pool, but they'll get eaten alive in the final. Talent and age got them past the Sharks pretty easily but there's better teams top-to-bottom out there.

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>>75441686

ducks vs pens

pens win. nice postseason

>>75441722
You may as well just fill in another 2 yellows for Senators vs Bruins, we all know whose gonna win

>>75441732
Remember the last time the kongs were relevant? Me neither

>>75441245
You're a complete fucking idiot if you thought this Habs team had any scoring depth

Lundqvist>Price was confirmed yet again.
Habs having no balls under pressure confirmed yet again.
Your permanent virginity confirmed yet again.

Anyone have the Blackhawks ryuko?

>>75441724
we did it last thread I think when it went 2-0

>>75441759
>be a contrarian cunt looking for attention
>get attention

>>75441752
>it ain't me starts playing

>>75439496

>shitsburg
>good tier
>not "2nd worst fanbase behind shithawk tier"

>>75441759
based edmonton driving out a gold digging >Shorks fan

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>>75441759
tell that slut to stay out of my city

>>75441767
Kesler would bully Kassian off the ice every time

>>75441720
He's the most well-known player on the New York team, where most of the national media are located, and therefore he gets shoved down everyone's throats.

It's the same in other sports.

>>75441686
oil fan here, he wont score but he will stop mcdavid from scoring. getzlaf line will dominate. thats prolly the series

webm pls

https://twitter.com/PeteBlackburn/status/856010465629130752

>shorks

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>>75441805
He really wouldn't, but even if it happens-

>pic related

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>>75441686
>breaks into Kesler's home at night
>sticks the end of his shotgun up his ass
>"Sit on this."

Why does Bruce Boudreau keep getting head coaching jobs?

>>75441759
Honestly looks fake as fuck, no visible damage to her nose and I'm not an oilers fan

t. ducks fan

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>Bloos won
>Rags won
>Oilels won
THE DANKEST FUCKING TIMELINE

>>75441408
advanced stats btfo

>>75441778
>ryuko
Care to repeat that in english, you faggot weeb?

>>75441825
Someone needs to back to back oilers confetti at their arena and that.

>>75441825
toppest kek

they're lucky maroon didn't pull a gun from his drawers, he's a St. Louis boy, don't they know that?

>the better team didn't win guys, they just won four games
kek Boudreau

>>75441856
Finishing first in the division gets you some credit

I cant belive this is happening
Even though well be swept by anaheim, im so happy

>>75441548

>Radulov is productive but not amazing
PPG IS amazing by modern standards, especially when Philip Danault is your centerman. Let that sink in. I know the sample size is small but he compares with Kovalev while also being a more physical player

>There's like four forwards total on the team that make real impact
Galchenyuk has been awful ever since he came back from his knee injury, Byron's production was unsustainable and Pacioretty just couldn't get a break. Weber also hit like 4 posts. This series could have taken a totally different turn with a little more luck on the Habs' side

Does anybody know where I could find stats for every series? Mainly scoring chances and stuff like that

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Oilers how do you stop this SNES?

>>75441773
two cups bro

>>75441351
>>75441292
>people voting for leftist political parties that are destroying their industry and living standards

holy fuck
fuck leftists

>>75441759
>gets nosebleed
>fucking oiler fans REEEEEEEE

>>75441858
you will need to add the bruins to this list soon.

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>oh yes slip it into my five-hole

>>75441856
He gets regular season wins and gets teams to the playoffs. That gets you some interest from ownership groups

>>75441839
You'd think he likes the Ducks with the way helped them that series

>>75441884
same tb.h

>>75441876
He's right you know
Wild got cucked in the worst ways.

>>75441903
are you capping these live

>>75441892
>gets period
>fucking Oilers fans REEEE!

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>>75441876

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>>75441837
kesler is ripped

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>>75441903
>don't keep me waiting

>>75441892
Her nose does not look like it was punched

>>75441876
Wild probably are the better team but they definitely didn't play better that series.

>>75441885
>Does anybody know where I could find stats for every series? Mainly scoring chances and stuff like that

I think you might have to go game by game, but naturalstattrick has scoring chances.

>>75441856
Why do three quarters of the coaches keep getting jobs? Every year we shuffle the shit around a little, one failed coach goes here, one goes there. Maligned coach finds success on new, more talented or rearranged team, suddenly he looks like a genius, then a Dan Bylsma or someone goes to some shithole and suddenly everyone forgets they were calling him a revelation.

>>75441774

>Lundqvist>Price was confirmed yet again.

Yeah I'm starting to think Price is a choker

>Habs having no balls under pressure confirmed yet again

Yup. They're definitely not built for the ploffs. On the bright side, this was Plekanec's last game as a Hab

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>>75439496

>good guys
Perds
Pongs
Bloos
Ducks
Shorks
Broons
Craps

>Bad guys
Oil
Sens
Laffs

This is the only correct one.

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WHO IS HE

>>75441943
They did but they didn't play better than Jake Allen. He was the #1 star literally every game

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>>75441903
>>75441936
>>75441922
yes, i have no life, but i'm sure you already deduced that

>>75441927
>gets beat by shorks loving husband in hotel room after the shorks lose to the oilers
>fucking oilers fans REEEEEEEE

>>75441931
He's not a heavyweight neanderthal like Lucic. Lucic would kick his ass up and down the ice for fun.

>>75441961
>31 goals in the final

holy shit that would be intense as fuck even for non fans

>>75441961
a madman

>>75441947

>naturalstattrick

Thank you this is exactly what I was looking for

>>75441959
>2nd highest penalty time
>Kesler
>Perry

How are ducks not bad guys? Getzlaf is a nice person but that doesn't make up for the rest of it.

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>>75441943
>>75441968

>better team
>didn't play better

you may choose one, and only one of those options, my northern companion

oh and by the way, Jake Allen is on the team, therefore part of the team, therefore the team is better

nothin but love for yas xDDD

>>75441961
This has to be the only person to predict the Preds sweep

>>75441959
Trade oilers for shorks and ducks and this is correct

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>>75441876

Not a mild fan, but if you actually thought the blows played better other than Allen then you are a fucking moron.

I think they are going to get stomped by the preds

>>75441959
Oh never mind you're an autistic >>>leaf >>>day of the rake when
poster

The sharks should have purposely tanked all the way to the wild card seed and face the Blackhawks.

Let the Predators go against the Oilers

Why are normies saying the West is NOW wide open as if the Sharks were good? This changes fucking nothing.

>>75441986
>average score if it goes 6 games is 3-2

>>75441759
>wipes her nosebleed on her shirt
EDMONTON REEEE

>>75441992

wow apparently according to nerd stats, the Habs dominated game 6. I guess they really did play a good first period

>>75441996
>>75442017

Are you people thick?

I don't give a shit who is on each team other than the fact that Canada must be stopped from winning a cup at all costs.

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>>75441629
You could say the sharks fans were a tad salty about the loss.

>>75442013
He predicted 7, look at the 7 with a line through it.

>>75442058
lmao americuck. We are TAKING the cup

So when is round 2?

>>75442093
Depends on if Toronto wins tomorrow or not

>>75442078
yeah I just noticed. I'm retarded