GET READY TO REV UP YOUR
>SHORKS
>Dons outfit
Fkn love him
LETS GO RANGERS
>>75432641
what the fuck
>>75432670
>tfw no black hockey fan gf
Are we still laughing at the reddithawks?
>the shitty of the underage slovak
Going to bed. Better wake up to some >shorks tomorrow
>>75432806
goodnight grease
>>75432805
>be Slolvakia
>make a gay animoo fred
like poetry
>>75432806
you will, dont worry
>>75432830
Goodnight obsessed sperg <3
>>75432805
>>75432834
>mad at anime
You have to go back
Any youtube link to the habs game?
>>75432870
keep your nepalese fap material off of /hoc/ and /sp/ entirely
The day Don Cherry dies is the day I stop watching hockey.
>>75432870
>spreading your shitty (((anime))) images to non-anime boards, especially a highly-cultivated general such as /hoc/
shit, guess we'll have to build a wall too
did don murder someone?
>>75432918
He's immortal, don't worry
reminder the underage slovak is in high school and you should ignore him
>>75432917
nashville meant animu is here to say
>>75432827
>3. Rangers v Bruins
This seems too high
>>75432928
He killed a soft Euro who was taking a roster spot from a good ol' Ontarriuh boy
>him to a what
>>75432938
but you yap on endlessly about him.
what does this mean?
>>75432941
I thought so too, but the advanced algorithms I've been using generally put that matchup towards to top. I've got four supercomputers working on it.
>>75432827
>6. Rangers v Senators
nobody wants too see this
>>75432940
wasnt worth it in the end
>>75432917
Stay mad reddit
>>75432920
/sp/ and /a/ are best friends newfag
>>75432938
>being this obsessed
I am 22
>>75433006
22 and still in school? kek
>>75432917
>>75432920
Stop getting triggered by harmless drawings
Since trading Shattenkirk, the Blues have gone 19-5-2?
I-i-i-is Shattenkirk gonna cost the Caps?
>>75433006
>/sp/ and /a/ are best friends newfag
this. it's like people don't know /spa/ was a thing
>>75432796
>Are we still laughing at the reddithawks?
are we ever not laughing at the reddithawks?
>>75433022
>what is university
>>75433028
>>75432928
>>75432900
wow it's almost like you're using a proxy again
>>75433008
had the same urge myself, but i started an rpg on 3ds instead
>>75432796
I haven't stopped laughing since they lost to the blose in game 7
>>75433006
jesus christ hang yourself ty prašivá slovenská kurvo
>>75433028
I have nothing against some good anime but this nu-anime and moe garbage is grinding my gears
argentina if you want to be considered white you have to change your standards
found a picture of slovakia
>>75432928
>why does he wear the collar?
>>75433059
Nein
>>75432900
https://www.youtube com/watch?v=oJdQAUZiFEc&feature=youtu.be
>>75433071
Stay mad PepÃk
>>75433083
Naruto sucks
>>75433060
its the multiplayer/social thing that i am drawn to desu. tried playing tales of besaria but that game is boring as fuck. so looking for a mmo with a not dead community that isn't WoW
>>75433059
christ, not this autism again
>>75433140
meh cant help you. i heard the Final Fantasy MMO is supposed to be free now?
>>75433008
WoW is still going strong.. very strong
>>75433166
>all day no weird flags
>all of these flags show up within 5 minutes of each other
just stick with your canadian proxy faggot
players who dont shave their beard at the start of the playoffs are faggots and its not a true playoff beard
ZUCC MY DICK
god damnit habs
>>75433122
are you one of those fags that only watches anime for 5-12 year old demographic? naruto kicks ass
FROGS BTFO
>>75433167
no shit eh? might give that a try then
If you think dumb animal OPs are more acceptable than anime you belong on reddit
>>75433247
I like pretty much anything from most genres, but Naruto sucks even for shounen
>>75433187
>2017 wow
>rpg
its literally facebook casual tier now
>shitvakia cucked out of a thread AGAIN
O I AM LAFFING
Also
>22
>still in school
Don't even try "b-but m-muh uni," non retards are done with university at 21.
>>75433306
why are animefags like you so obsessed with talking about reddit?
I'm playing dnd, lads
>>75433225
this desu
>>75433328
because you can get a doctorate in three years you stupid faggot
>>75433336
nice, what class and race? level?
>>75433387
4 half orc paladin. We're pirates
>>75433381
dumb proxy fag
>>75433306
anime is autism
>>75433328
Slovakia has different system, most people finish university at 24
>>75433334
Because only normalfags get butthurt about anime on 4chan
>>75433403
sweet. im running a level 7 dragonborn paladin in one campaign and a level 11 human bard in another
>>75433404
"no"
>>75433424
nobody's butthurt here but you, you're getting BTFO worse than grease threads
>>75433336
Never played as a kid, but read a story about some crazy shit that went down in one game and now I wish I had friends to play with.
>tfw like qt animu girls in moderation
>slovak autist spams it nonstop making me hate qt animu girls
slovakia really is grease tier
>>75433446
dumb proxy fag
>>75433446
begging ya to charge your phone anon it triggers me to see a battery below 10%
>>75433328
I started university when I was 21, boy
dont talk shit nigga
>>75433472
nobody is grease tier, but slovakia is getting there.
>>75432641
i like how her cane matches the rest of her. pretty qt :3
>>75433472
this
dunno about grease though
>>75433497
why didnt you just protest your national service :^)
>>75432641
>tfw no thique black hokkei gf
>>75433328
>Elementary school from 5 to 15
>3 years of college (18)
>4 years of uni (bachelor) - 22
impossible to be done before 21 here to be fair
>>75433472
I post them only when they make redditors upset
And Grease has been watching hockey for 2 years while I did for 15 so he's far worse
>>75433494
What about 11?
>>75433618
why are you so obsessed with talking about reddit
>>75433622
not a massive fan, i implore you get above 25%
>>75433606
Lad, seems like you can't into maths. You start University at 18 and it takes four years?
18,19,20,21.
>>75433618
Slovakia > grease
Also anime posting when it makes redditors, or anyone really, mad is best
>>75433636
Because this general is full of unironic redditors and they need to go
>>75433606
>>75433676
is the age listed the age you start the year or the age you end it?
>>75433679
why are you so obsessed with talking about reddit?
>>75433702
why are you so obsessed with talking about reddit?
>Kreider haven't run Price this series
What a disappointment, would love to see the inevitable line brawl that'd follow between these two
>>75433708
Regardless, if you're 22 and still in Uni (and not in your final year about to graduate) you're a fucking retard
>state of hockey they said
>>75433733
wtf are you on lad? my bday is in march:
i turned 18 senior year of high school
turned 19 freshman year
20 sophomore year
21 junior year
22 senior year
>>75433733
wait. Let's say I graduated High at 19, then it's 20, 21, 22 and I have barchelor
what's wrong with you, man?
>>75433708
The age you end at
Finished my bachelor when I was 22
>>75433776
>lad
>>75433733
I took super senior year, and guess what? It was fucking great.
>>75433676
Basic degree takes 3 years, masters 5
So it's from 19-20 to 22/23 or 24/25
>>75433784
>>75433776
>AND NOT IN YOUR FINAL YEAR ABOUT TO GRADUATE
Damn, what shit Unis did you lads attend where they don't teach reading comprehension?
>>75433828
you forgot to talk about reddit in this post
>losing to the fucking rags
>>75433833
Stay butthurt
>>75433676
I'm born in September, I was 18 when I started Uni (during August)
>>75433833
>>75433733
If you're an American and you call College "Uni", you're reddit, cringe, and should kys.
>le meme midget man with big stick
cant stand seeing rags fans happy
The Mild had a Finnish captain, they never even had a chance. When will teams learn? The Oilers were smart enough to ship away Pulju so they are my choice to win.
>>75433336
Fucking loser
BASED NORWEIGAN
>>75433898
I'm in your country stealing your jobs, lad.
:^)
>American education
Is this where I post >mild
>>75433931
If you're a britfag and you like hockey, that's fine. We'll take you.
>>75433898
>using cringe unironically
now THIS is reddit
>>75433446
Charge your phone bud
>>75433903
midgetman off to the box. shouldn't employ midget rag desu
Can someone update this? Because bottom right is how I feel reading this thread.
>trading for Shea playoff choker Weber
What did they mean by this?
HOLY SHIT I NEED A WEBM OF THAT OTT PATRONIZING MANLET HEAD PAT
>>75433970
>i know what all the popular reddit phrases are
nice try there, reddit
>shitposting devolved into even worse shitposting
good job. anyone watching the game?
>>75434045
>that smug grin while he does it
also there's fucking blood on the ice and it's not a 4 minute penalty, guaranteed the refs are jews
>>75434120
the game is pretty shitty and irrelevant tbf
Nice PP you got there frenchies
>>75434120
it's almost like there's a gamethread for talking about the game or something
>>75434128
gotta collect them nyc big market bettbux, senpai
>>75433711
Why are you so obsessed with people having obsessions about reddit?
i never watch rags games
lundqvist looks twitchy and weird
whats up is he shaking in his boots
>>75434311
He's still inconsolable
>>75434311
He useally does that
>>75434254
looks like it's actually a self hating frog
Michael RussoVerified account @Russostrib
Haula: "What is this, 5 years in a row? I'm sick of it. We're all sick of it. You can say this or that. I'm just so pissed off" #mnwild
LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO
>>75434311
lundpads has some weird ticks
>>75434373
Does this count as a trade request?
>>75434311
He just idles in an uncomfortable position for some inconcievable reason. If he wanted to always be alert he could just be in a ready stance constantly and move a little within the net but instead he shakes.
>>75434410
delete this...
>>75434421
Fuck outa here anime is 4chan/antireddit
>>75434421
>he says on an anime website
I hope everyone in this thread dies. Canada was right. America was a mistake.
>>75434347
>>75434410
>>75434418
top ebin i wasnt talking about his face or anything
i meant he positions weirdly and seems off balance
>>75434545
Look here, you little bitch. I answered your fucking question. That means convo OVER. It made me physically ill to respond to your retarded post the first time, and it's taking 100% willpower and rage to finish this follow up.
I was nice, but now I'm reminded why I hate you yellow subhuman degenerates so much. Never fucking reply to my posts ever again. You have been warned, Juri. Take my advice or you'll wake up WITH A FUCKING LEVERAXE IN YOUR UGLY MUG
>>75434373
>gm claims to be"all in"
>picks up Ryan white and Martin hanzal
Lynching when
https://streamable.com/xpq7t
Otter headpat.
>>75434724
haha i didnt meant to reply to you
just chillin, u? thanks
Tom GulittiVerified account @TomGulittiNHL
@FriedgeHNIC said Ilya Kovalchuk wants to return to NHL and he can either play for Devils or needs approval of all teams to play elsewhere.
>>75434545
I literally answered that tho. He idles in an uncomfortable postion when not in action, I presume to keep himself aware. Do you not know what idle means.
>>75434804
that cheeky garden dwarf looking ass
anime is fucking gay
hey anime fans, whats it like knowing you will be a loser forever?
>Preds sweep Reddithawks
>Habs playing shit and hanging on by a thread
Nashville won the trade
>>75434857
If im being frank, i didnt understand your post and now that i read it the second time i understand
i did mean to reply to it but it was misunderstanding
>>75434838
Is he even good anymore? I remember hearing about back issues
>>75434838
>yfw the jets don't give approval
>>75435029
I get that this is a Thrashers joke but I'm missing why they would care
>>75435001
hes 34 now and if his nhl contract hasnt been voided, he is scheduled to make 6.67m/year for the next 9 years.
Is the reddithawks' "dynasty" dead?
>>75435107
because it would be hilarious
>>75434930
weber and subban have been invisible all playoffs tbqh
>>75434373
What does Haula even do?
>>75435164
I forgot subban even existed 2bh
>>75435194
Not much. He's a 26 point center.
>>75435164
Invisible is an improvement for Weber though. Usually hes falling apart out there.
>tfw every hawks """"fan"""" I know is calling preds fans inbred hillbilles and saying stuff like "beating us is like winning the cup to those hicks"
how the fuck can you be so mad over one disappointing season? so fucking entitled
Do you guys think bruce goes home every year trying to figure out just why he cant playoff hockey?
>>75435164
Subban has been good just not a meme like he once was, so you might not have noticed him if you were expecting that. Shut down and bullied Toews all series.
>>75435001
He's still an elite talent. You gotta remember, the KHL doesn't even record meme secondary assists and he's still PPG over there. I doubt McBust could break 50 points in the Kay.
>>75435164
Subban hasn't been invisible. It is very easy to spot him because he is a negro.
>>75433324
>not playing on private vanilla servers
must suck being such fucking plebs
>>75435249
they are still in a state of denial over the status of their """dynasty"""
>>75435266
based subbie
glad hes doing well
Everyone got their frog insurance paid up?
>>75435327
this. he stands out like a nigger in a cotton field
>>75435407
Do they still play that awful commercial ever?
>subban gets out of stinky smelly frog town
>gets to live out his cowboy dream with his fellow niggers
>fans love him
He must've been overjoyed
>>75435451
I miss fraug protection
Shorks vs Oilers thread
(without anime)
>>75435446
>>75435446
>>75435506
What's the point then?
>>75435407
I insured all my Rare Pepes
Lady Byng nominees were leaked
>player gets fined for diving
>top 3 most gentlemanly in the league
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
>>75435481
Nah, blacks like to show off And get attention but he's a literal who in Nashville
>>75435481
I hope Nashville wins the cup so he can be just like Phil.
can't wait for Galchenyuk to sign in the KHL so he can play for Team USA next year and escape the Habs
>not posting who the leaked finalists are
>>75435631
tbf, do you really care?
>>75435631
Gaudreau, Tarasenko and Granlund
https://www.nhl.com/news/gaudreau-diving-fine/c-287585102
>>75435582
Basically this.
He went from superstar status swimming in poutine pussy to "just some black guy" in Nashville.
Not only is hockey a secondary sport, being black isnt exactly rare there. Most people could probably see him and not even know he plays pro sports.
>>75435741
I think there's enough hockey fans that people would recognize him, but there's the added twist that famous people in Nashville aren't special anyway.
>>75435730
why does he do this so often? is he really that angry?
>>75435506
>(without anime)
pass
>>75435741
He probably enjoys being able to wear his funny monkey suits without people looking at him all the time.
habbening
A rangers player just complained about the habs taking the net off the moorings
>>75435997
>>75435997
Forever a Devil
>>75434922
>whats it like knowing you will be a loser forever?
you tell me, you're the expert
>>75436071
dumb proxy fag
Okay guys, I know what you think but hear me out here. Please, hear me out.
We are the greatest fanbase in all of sports. We have the greatest hockey franchise in hockey (Yes, I read about Edmonton but that was like, in the 60's or something). We are the best, truest fans.
Despite having unlucky bounces, we were arguably the better team here. Duh, three stanlee cups in short time periods, need I remind you? Let's see...
We have the captain of all captains, Jonathan Toews. He is the most captain with his deep brown eyes that you can see turn into fire when his team needs him the most. We have Patrick Kane, the best sniper in the game who can do it all. Move the puck really fast from left to right (Dingling? Dangling?) And shoots the hockeypuck really accurately. We have Crawford who is top goalie and has the fastest blockerhand in the game.
We know that this series was b*llshit with all the non-called preds penalties and bounces so lets not get too depressed and just remember that next year we are stronger than ever and mark ny words, it will be once again our year. Toews, Kane and Crawfors will be with us for the next 10 years so do not worry. We will pounc back. We are the Blackhawks. We are Chicago.
Upvote if you believe in us!
>>75435997
>6.67m/year caphit until 2024-25
>>75434922
>triggered by anime
>triggered by slovakia
>triggered by most flags in general
>>75436230
FUCK YOU I HOPE YOU DIE FAGGGOT EVERY ANIME POSTER BUT YOU IS FINE BUT I HATE YOU
It seems I underestimated just how shit every single non-metro team is
feels like the rags will blow it tbqh, playing too meme
NAH NAH NAH NAH
NAH NAH NAH NAH
HEY EY EY
GOOD BYE
LUNDQVIST PLS FUCK MY BITCH
>>75436283
Nashville and Anaheim are legit good, but that's about it
USA USA USA
> USA USA USA
USA USA USA
> USA USA USA
USA USA USA
> USA USA USA
USA USA USA
> USA USA USA
>>75436377
kek
>>75435809
There's anime. anon is a liar
PK Subban > Shea Weber
imo
>the mudhut city of canada
GET FUCKED FROGS
Eat shit Frogs, Laffers are next
Eastern Canadian genocide best day of my life
>>75436468
At least I get to cheer for DD and PK.
who /readyforhabsradio/ here
>canadian hockey teams
LMAO
>>75436495
>montreal
>canada
So what's the over/under of Price leaving for a better team this offseason?
>name is Carey Price
>is actually trash
>>75436557
Duchene for Price.
>>75436557
Wouldn't it be next you or do you mean they'd trade him before it got that far?
>hasbfags still deny they are Pricebabbies
>canadian teams dropping like flies
>all that wasted effort
>won't even get a lottery chance
Amateurs.
>losing to lundshit
lmao frogs
>no game 7 round one
Will the habs EVER learn that a forward group of all forwards is doomed to failure?
Amazing how the Habs will probably fucking win the Atlantic next year too and still be worse than the rest of Eastern Canada
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>losing to rags and lundshit
>habs
>you now remember frogniggers celebrating on /hoc/ before the series because of regular season meme games
Will Bergevin get fired?
>>75436617
dont worry sens will shit the bed.
>>75436608
>can't get BTFO if you don't make the playoffs
yay I guess
>>75436617
We still have a chance at game 7, but even if we don't get any this has been a great first round
>OT games and comebacks everywhere
>leddithawks blown the fuck out
>7-0
>>75436666
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGS
P.S.: Sorry it had to be you, Habs
>>75436666
GOOD quads
C'EST A TON TOUR DE TE LAISSER PARLER D'AMOUR
Montreal has never had a great offenseman during for the past three or four decades.
They've had great goaltending (Roy, Price) but they always skimp on getting great forwards.
>mfw I wasn't even conceived the last time a Canadian team won the Stanley Cup
Montreal's problem is that they gave the captaincy to an AMERICAN desu
Paying 7 million (price) or 10 million (lu) for a goalie in the era of cap struggles is stupid. Rangers will be out next round.
>>75436756
shut the fuck up joao
>>75436751
>offenseman
Apologize to the Rangers, /hoc/.
Your jeering means nothing now.
>le rags haha xD
This is the year. Canada eternally BTFO.
>>75436737
The thing is that any team with cap space for Price is not a team he would willingly sign with. And of course the other teams don't need him. Goalies are basically worthless as assets.
And without Price they might as well tear down the whole thing. Only maybe the Gallys would be worth keeping.
>>75436617
>>75436672
Fucking this. They couldn't seal the deal yesterday despite having a two goal lead followed by 2 consecutive PP at the end of the game.
Who would win: A Vezina trophy candidate or a Norwegian manlet
>>75436602
Price was average this series. Lundqvist was way more impressive.
>>75436823
>hasb round one
>snes or bombston round two
Won't even play a decent team until the ECF desu
>>75436829
Avalanche actually have a cup in the last 20 years
>>75436823
legit nobody will take this bait. pls extend more effort next time
Will the rags get snesed?
>>75436807
it's not bad if the rest of your players are still on cheap ELC/RFA deals
>>75436899
They also just had a historically bad season because they decided a front office of alcoholics is gonna work.
>>75435506
I'm going to post anime in that thread.
>>75436829
>>75436921
Bruins are winning that series. Regardless the rangers will go to the ecf.
>>75436846
lol no. series is done tomorrow.
>>75436961
Nice Reddit pic
Leave
Never forget
>>75436147
Wow, you copied my pasta!
>>75436959
I already did
>>75437000
how can the series be done when the leafs got swept in 4? How can they even play the caps when they didnt make the playoffs?
>>75437009
Aww is someone triggered
>>75436846
>revealing yourself
making the playoffs for the second time since the lock-out barely changes your bottom feeder franchise status, laffer.
>>75437015
FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK
>>75436994
Bruins will get healthy in r2. Might get scary.
Damn, the Rags have now the easiest path towards the ECF with the habs spectacular collapse, they are guaranteed to only face one metro team.
Ducks-Rangers SCF might be a thing.
>mfw theres a certain team that can afford price
>mfw said certain team is rebuilding properly
>mfw said certain team would instantly make the playoffs with a goalie
>mfw said certain team will endsup moving to quebec with price
can't wait lads
>>75436994
Washington-NYR please. Game 7 please.
>apologize to manlets
>>75437015
that both teams are gone? the hasb actually did better than the team that beat them kek
How fitting that it was Weber chasing the EN goal
>Hasb
>>75437100
Rangers get curbstomped by the Pongs and probably lose in 6-7 against craps.
>>75437100
More like Preds-Rags
If we get past Pens, that is
>>75437152
Vermontfag detected
Okay guys, I know what you think but hear me out here. Please, hear me out.
We are the greatest fanbase in all of sports. We have the greatest hockey franchise in hockey (Yes, I read about Edmonton but that was like, in the 60's or something). We are the best, truest fans.
Despite having unlucky bounces, we were arguably the better team here. Duh, three division titles in short time periods, need I remind you? Let's see...
We have the captain of all captains, Max Pacioretty. He is the most captain with his deep brown eyes that you can see turn into fire when his team needs him the most. We have Alexander Radulov, the best playmaker in the game who can do it all. Move the puck really fast from left to right (Dingling? Dangling?) And shoots the hockeypuck really accurately. We have Price who is top goalie and has the fastest blockerhand in the game.
We know that this series was b*llshit with all the non-called rags penalties and bounces so lets not get too depressed and just remember that next year we are stronger than ever and mark ny words, it will be once again our year. Patches, Radu and Price will be with us for the next 10 years so do not worry. We will pounc back. We are the Canadiens. We are Montreal.
Upvote if you believe in us!
>>75437140
go away fuk_ponek
>>75437172
>lose in 7
>to the caps
Good meme
>>75435146
>implying the Shitcago Niggerhawks were ever a dynasty in the first place with their 2.5 cups in 6 years
Rags Rags Rags Rags
And
Rags.
>laffs
>hasb
>flimflams
>>75437215
>Max Casperetty
>captain
>>75437201
you're not very good at this
>>75437232
If they get through shitsburgh they will reach their final form and probably sweep the >rags
>>75437033
But did you post Karen?
>hasb
>>75437275
flams are bros though :(
one day they wont be so flimsy and you'll look silly just you wait baka
>>75437332
Nein
>>75437315
I have no reason to believe that the capitals would beat the rags in a 7 game series. Even if they beat pittsburgh
>>75437113
>>75432704
I dont get this meme
>>75437113
delete, Aho will save the Canes
>no more fun subban times
>team is still shit and getting shittier
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE POINT
What's easier to score on? Teen bulma or Carey Price?
The rangers are dogshit
>>75437469
lol
>>75437469
RESPEK DA SYSTEM
>tfw the kings have the most cups of any cali franchise
disgusting. only the ducks can save us. shorks will literally never win a cup they're just fuckin cursed
>Kovalchuk might be coming back
guys /r/hockey is starting to bandwagon the perds.
looks like its the blues who are really /ourguys/
>>75437472
>Caps : Gohan
>Rags : Vegeta
>Pongs : Goku
>>75436003
What's the ruling here?
>>75437563
nice try blues fan
>>75437536
Ducks will win the cup this year
>Why, yes i'm very excited to go play for the Carolina Hurricanes and get paid 11M$ for...
>What? I'm playing for the Nordiques?
>Even better! (sincere laughter)
>>75437569
delay of game
>>75437563
pls /hoc/ is 100% behind the >rags
its a match made in meme heaven
>FROGS
>>75437563
>Not Caps
>>75437616
Mcdavid is goin to murder the cucks
>>75437569
fuck off we're full
>>75437646
>implying he won't be cucked by Getzlaf
>>75437646
is anyone actually this delusional? i wanna say bait but god i fear its actually not.
WCF:
Predators vs. Sharks
ECF:
Senators vs. Capitals
>>75437656
dont' you want to grow the sport?
THANKS FOR RUINING MY BRACKET MONTREAL
HOW DO YOU LOSE TO LUNDSHIT AND THE >rags
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>75437710
>>75437702
Zzzzzzz
>>75437723
Your opinions are too heavily influenced by /hoc/, the rangers are a 100 point team
>>75437646
McDavid has a high chance of suffering a career ender in that series.
FUCK YEAAAA BOYS
>>75437702
Preds ducks
Penguins rags
>>75437702
no
>>75437792
yes
>>75437702
Preds ducks
Pens Bruins
>>75437783
>2 assists, +4 while facing Toews&Kane
based
couldn't ask more of weber tho
so sad really
Blues vs Oilers
Penguins vs Sens
Oilers vs Penguins
Oilers
>more lundpad memes
Always an upside, boys.
FUCK HOLDEN
But this guy is a FUCKIN BEAUT
>>75437816
Where the FUCK did Patches go?
>have Danault as your #1 C
>expect to make it further than the first round
Rangers were smart. Unlike the poo jackets who tried to keep up with pittsburgh and washington, they got in the easier road to the finals.
>>75437841
Beukeboom and Mac will turn him into a beast
>>75437774
so were the Wild, but everyone knows they're still shit
>>75436557
Price for Lulongo.
Hear me out. I know Lulongo is older, but he is way more experienced. Sure, it will look like a harsh trade in the long term, but just think of what the team will look like in the next few years. Dynasty tier.
the mild and Boudreau are perfect for each other tbqh its sorta beautiful
>>75437882
Something that didn't happen last year...but then again everyone lost to the pens last year.
>>75437846
That's what happens when you don't have a true top center. Easy to shut down good wingers.
Maybe if they didn't shit on Galchenyuk for years he cold have developed into that.
fuk_ponek is spamming pro >rags shit in this thread
ignore the horse fucker
>>75437890
Wild has problems toward the end of rhe year. They were way up front early but got gassed.
>>75437841
Holden's a weird player, how can I have no idea what he's good and bad at by now
He made some really pretty plays with the puck, and he got bodied out of net-front position a couple times, but I think he's supposed to profile as a physical guy?
>>75437914
Tbh he's only 23. He could still get a lot better and he's already pretty good.
>getting cucked twice in 3 years by one of your previous coaches
>The absolute frog state of mount royal
Why did Julien think he could turn the Habs into the big bad Bruins?
I want to try one of those hot takes that are all the rage on the internet these days.
Boudreau is right. Minnesota was absolutely the better team in the series.
>>75437846
I have NO FUCKIGN IDEA WHY THIS GUY CANT SCORE IN THE PLAYOFFS
EVER FUCKING EVER
POTS 30 EVERY SEASON BUT WHEN IT REALLY MATTERS HE CANT
FUCK
I MISS THE CLUTCHNESS OF THE KOVALEV, KOIVU, TANGUAYS, THE ROYS THE SUBBANS, EVEN GOMEZ WHEN HE SCORED
ALL THE GREATS
ALL THAT FOR THIS?
KILL ME
>>75437944
He makes me nervous as fuck. He's been up and down this whole year.
>>75432704
WUZ KANGZ N SHIET
>>75438002
>>75437961
I cannot stand the fucking rangers. Playoffs every damn year. Always shitting everything up
>that Kane Gatorade commercial
>>75437914
Galchenyuk never had major 1C upside. He was always going to top out as a 2C
>>75438075
I mean....they aren't bad.
>>75438124
>>75438124
they are good but kind of grindy, not fun to watch even though they do the fundamentals right
>>75438139
Wait he's a >Rags fan on top of it? That just makes it perfect.
Between Chambers, the Orange Picker, Pony Fucker, I think they might literally be the worst fanbase on all of /hoc/.
>gallagher on the brink on crying
FUCK YOU RAGS YOU KILLED HIS SMILE
FUCK YOU
>2 Vezina nominees already out in round 1
>the 3rd is getting exposed by literal whos
Who was the real Vezina winner this year?
>>75436751
koivu
>>75438181
>>75438185
>Manlets
Not even once.
>>75438185
Hahaha GOOD
>>75438228
smuk_anok gave us so many memes
>>75438189
Elliot until he choked.
>Julien: "We had offence. I think we lacked finish."
what
>>75438077
>I GOT THIS.
meh.
I like the niggerball one better
>>75438226
>>75438249
Then ended up being a huge faggot and a >raggot on top of that. Fuck him.
>>75438255
lmao he called that "offense"
>>75438274
>liking a sports team makes you despise someone
lol
>>75433336
what a putrid image. get a job you bum.
>>75438304
Found the casual Chiraqi bandwagoner.
For fucks sake does julien really think he could beat a fast team with a bunch of rabid bums?
>>75438304
he's a literal homesexual furfag SJW
>frogtreal
The shorkening begins
>shorks
SANJOSE CHOKING
>Shorks
you know i used to love shork posting but now it just makes me sad :/
i feel genuinely sad for the few actual San jose fans out there
Holy fuck I fucking hate edmonton
>marleau
>shorks
so good
>>75438411
Why? It's a based hockey city.
>>75438189
If still being in the playoffs are that much of an indicator for you, it'd be:
Anderson
Talbot
Gibson
SHORGS :DDDD
Anyone else watching with LazyMan having lag?
>>75438410
I'm really rooting for them this year. It sucks
>>75438410
I do too. After >it was 3-0 I've always felt for them.
>>75438471
fuck off fuk_ponek
>mfw mcsecondary and final solution take the oilers to the finals
>Pacioretty was visibly upset, I thought he may have been on the verge of tears. He took this to heart. And knows the critics are coming.
it's ok Max, maybe you can get traded to a fun meme team like Subban did
>>75438516
Who?
oh fuck... Can the Cucks actually beat these Oilers?
>>75438430
Pinne is #1
>>75438410
same they have good fans and players
>>75438541
Nah Quacks will grind the Oilels into dust
cmon shorks there is still time. turn it around boys. remove edmonton and their meme players pls
>>75438501
>>75438471
>>75438554
i still believe. believe with me /hoc/
>>75438410
this 2bh. after those last two great shorkenings I kind of feel bad about them now
>>75438523
they would need the Blues to beat the Preds since the Oilers haven't beaten Rinne since like 2012
>tied 0-0
>go get some water
>2-0
>shorks
>>75438578
fuck off fuk_ponek
>>75438541
No. Oilers are going straight to the stankey cup dinals
>>75438578
Atleast kill McSecondary
>>75438594
genuinely love this meme though dont stop dude <3
Man I feel so fucking bad for the Shorks.
>Jumbo will likely unironically retire without winning
>>75438541
with a healthy defense I think they'll be fine
>>75438523
>implying they won't be carried by Kassian
>>75438595
>stankey cup dinals
Phoneposters fuck off
>>75438619
>the kings have 2 cups and the shorks have 0
hockey is so cruel
How intense would the shitposting be if the Coilers won the cup the same year the Flamers were swept?
>>75438617
how was your children's pony show today fuk_ponek?
>>75438637
kek
i'm calling it Stankey Cup Dinals only from now on
>>75438619
marleau too
>>75438637
Sorry am on my gfs couch at a party but it sucks so I want to laugh at the habs instead
>>75438679
What a fucking waste of two of the best careers in the last 20 years.
>>75438643
Can you imagine the suicidal posters on calgary puck/have fun boards?
>>75438643
Most of /hoc/ wouldn't care. But those confetti faggots would go nuts.
The sharks deserved to win the cup last year. Ir wasn't right
>>75438643
i feel like everyone would just be bitter. i know i would
>>75438647
The filename is the damning thing there. Obviously the hash would be the same if he simply saved it when posted before.
>>75438708
then they should have won 4 games before pittsburgh did
>>75438643
I don't see people outside of those markets caring and neither team has many fans here unless you count puljuposters as Oilers fans
>>75438723
the furfag has tried changing the filenames before
>>75438758
Coilers have a shit ton of fans desu. I dunno how many on /hoc/ though.
>there will be no hockey on Monday
JUST
>/hoc/ now has sympathy for the shorks
Honestly I want pens-oilers. If you didn't see or notice this year, mcmeme really gets determined and steped up when crosby is involved. Probably has a lot to do with his admiration for him, but whenever crosby caught or passed connor in scoring he would respond massively. When they played twice this year he was absolutely flying and so determined. I just think it could be an instant classic
>>75438774
I would kind of like it if they won, but their shorking is still comforting.
>>75438774
It's quite sad for a team to be in the playoffs for the past 10+ years, only to get eliminated early every single year.
>>75438774
it's just fuk_ponek samefaggin
>>75438758
Every >a fucking leaf would shit post pretending to be an Oiler, /hoc/ would insufferable for americans
PING
>>75438791
Yeah crosby vs mcdavid is nice but the pens have a hell of a lot more firepower down their lines. I don't like edmonton at all in that matchup
>>75438766
that's pretty sad, trying to be famous on the sports section of a chinese cartoon message board
>>75438791
>ywn show mr. crosby how elite you are while carrying literal whos to stan lees
>>75438774
because they have great players and teams that sadly couldnt win a cup and their fans arent dicks. /hoc/ will meme at any team that chokes or even just loses tbqh but /hoc/ still has heart and cares
KING KING KING
>>75438828
I would do this
>Tanner Glass had more goals than Patches
I picked the hawks and habs in the stanlry cup finals
>there are under 30 minutes of hockey left in the careers of Patrick Marleau and Joe Thornton
>>75438851
>Oilers win it all, purely off of Mcmeme's desire for validation from Crosby
>>75438877
I kind of get Shitcago, but why Montreal? They only looked good in the first month of the year.
>>75438877
wow. unlucky tbqh
>>75438879
>Don't believe you
>Jumbo goes UFA after this year
Holy fuck the feels
>>75438879
They will win a cup with the Kings next year along with Kovalchuk coached by Iginla.
>>75438847
he seriously spent half of last season posting all his images and whenever someone called him out he said "lol no I just saved all these from him haha"
horsefuckers are on a whole different level of autism
>>75438851
Would be quite an achievment
F
>>75438943
Goats
>>75438906
Price
>>75438960
stop :(
i-its not ever y-yet
Just give the oilers the ticket to the SC.
No team left over can beat them.
>>75438974
Dosen't matter how many goals you stop if you cant score one
>oilers are the only hope for a fun SCF
Give Mcmeme your energy, boys.
StatsCentre @StatsCentre
#Canadiens set new franchise record for the fewest goals in a 6-game playoff series, scoring just 11 times (on 206 SOG for a 5.3 shooting %)
LEL
>>75439052
Ducks are fun desu
>>75438996
>2 OTW
those are basically losses in the ploffs tbf
>>75438996
Sadly, Nashville is the favourite
t. Oilers
>>75439064
>>75439064
still better than shitcago
Nashville isn't as good as you guys think, the Blackhawks were just bad
t. hawks fan
>>75439064
>5.3%
Fucking hell
>>75439087
No they're not. It's nto even S/O
A-Are we still going to >shorks post?
How did the shitty blues advance? I can't fathom this
>>75438226
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>75439151
I don't know if I can make myself when it might be Jumbo's last game desu.
>>75439064
jesus fuck
>>75439156
The wild always choke
>>75439151
Yes but with a heavy heart.
Guys do you think an elite, all-star puck moving defenseman would help Montreal?
>>75439214
Only if he fits in with the culture and doesn't cause any locker room problems.
>>75439187
well, they have no experience with playoffs
Who are the good guys in NHL?
aight shorks cmon you can still do this
>>75439214
Erik Karlsson is pretty good
hmm no i can't seem to think of anyone else but i think Montreal had one for reason and they traded him?
how silly is that i must be out of my mind
*sobs*
>>75439178
fuck it might be.
>>75439259
>>75439259
Players or teams? If you mean teams in the playoffs I only care about the Coilers and Predetards.
Everyone else is either a meme or one of my team's rivals.
>>75438974
Goalies can't carry teams that far in this era.
this is pretty good
https://twitter.com/PeteBlackburn/status/855989723302682624
>>75439259
the leafs and predators
>>75439274
PFFF HAHAHAHA
you can't be serious
>>75439259
whichever team has the most finns probably idfk
>>75439259
You should already know swedebro
>go to laugh at comments on mild page
>"blues fan here hurr omg :3 you guys gave such agood series! Wow i am impressed" type posts everywhere
Fucking makes me sick. When will this meme that """""classy""""" fans are good die? Fuck your team I'm happy they lost
>>75439259
Preds
everyone else is either a bad guy or irrelevant
>>75439283
it was shit
>>75439259
Oilers
Preds
both deserve it, Blues are too chokey to be /our guys/
and more or less the pens are
>>75439250
Neither do the leafs and they're doing much better
>>75439318
>oilers
>good guys
edmoncuck pls
>>75439317
ok well 1993
>>75438960
He's never going to win a Stanley Cup and that's fucking hilarious.
I really hope that he leaves the Sharks and signs with Chicago or the Habs and promptly gets blown out in the first round.
>>75439300
shit, this is fucking gay
>>75439323
leafs' youth just too good
>>75439259
Blackhawks
>not a goal
>reeeeeeee etc.
>>75439300
Ya its pretty embarrassing. Just gloat like a normal human being
It was supposed to be our year
>>75439300
That shit is actually worse than just being an asshole
>>75433581
Because he isn't autistic traitor like one in your picture.
>our year
>>75437892
Its like you want the hasbs to get dominated by the broons