/mlb/ - MLB GENERAL TRUE TO CESAR EDITION

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Mets

These MLB Network commercials with the players are so cheesy lol

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rags

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If there were to be a round robin between all star teams consisting of the best players in each division what division do you believe would come out on top?

WHO COULD'VE POSSIBLY THOUGHT A JUNK BALL PITCHER LIKE KYLE HENDRICKS COULD POSSIBLY REGRESS

>Indians twins postponed

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1STROS

>>75358543
AL BEAST!!

>>75358543
New rule. at least one player from each team must be in the starting lineup, and 3 players minimum per team overall

If the White Sox lose today and the Royals win, look at the AL Central standings.

Blue Gays are MLB's worst team.

LMAO!!! Canada BTFO

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89-0*

Discuss.

Inb4 Mariners anime guy and Royals guy

>>75358640
MULTIPLE

>>75358640
Now do postseason

>>75358543

AL East, no contest. O's, Sox, and Jays have killer lineups. Yanks and Rays aren't too shabby, either.

>>75357537

probably not. Well maybe if baseball ever becomes top dog in America again. It could happen, football controversy is getting tiresome

>>75358588
That's not what I was asking though

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Los tigres de béisbol
>>75358640
numerous documentations

>>75358709
Too bad, that's happening

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tigers

>>75358640
Several appearances

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Is the fully retarded "Hendricks is the next Maddux" meme finally over now?

>>75358705
Gabage pitching. NLW has the best relief/starters in baseball and contact power teams.

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Injuns desu senpaitachi
Semen slurping minisoda weather sub-edition

>>75358615

How long until they leave Canada?

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Phils phamily

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zack hample looks exactly like wojak

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White Sox

>>75358769
It's such a shame he played for the Barves. Imagine if he played for a more likable team like the Phillies or Dodgers during those years

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Post moments that gave you false hope for the season
https://youtu.be/HaQ75pr3d5A

>>75358611
Make it happen

>>75358812
>this fucking weirdo has a girlfriend

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I, for one, welcome our new Bruce Hooper Overlord
>what if I just hit a walk off bomb?

>>75358812
Wow man, 6 whole months to travel to 30 cities, some of which within a few hour drives of each other.

>>75358771

Blue Jays led the AL in Team ERA last year.

Orioles won 89 games.

Red Sox won like 93 games.

I'll give you the Giants and Dodgers, sure. But, don't act like the Padres, Rockies, or D-Backs have good picture either. Zack Greinke blows ass.

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>>75358803

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>>75358769
It's always been Greinke.

Hendricks is and always has been an continue to be trash. Has he won CYA it would have absolutely destroyed all value.

>>75358868

Pitching*

>>75358821
>phillies dodgers
>likable

>>75358868
Rockies would add Arenado and LeMathieu
DBacks would add Goldschmidt, Pollock, and yes, despite your protest even Greinke

Those are 4 starting position players and a pitcher for the rotation

>>75358771

AL East was the only MLB division to have 3 playoff teams last season.

>>75358900
Didn't say that. I said more likable than the Barves. I was correct in saying that

>>75358868
>jints
>good pitching

Every NLW team will have a lower SP/RP ERA than the Giants. Except for the Padres. Greinke, Ray, Walker, Corbin are very every good

>>75358771

Rick Porcello won AL Cy Young last season.

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kek

>>75358946
hello dg

>selling your soul to the devil to win a world eries only to go back to being shit for another 100 years
>cusb

>>75358974
Yeah? He's shit This year.

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>>75358731
Go Tigers tbqh

>>75358946


I'm talking last year's stats.

It's way too early to speculate who will be good this year, stats wise. Plus, Giants have Bumgarner is basically GOAT in October.

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Would you guys say you're happy with your team's lineup construction or is your manager a fucking idiot?

I'd make a couple changes to my team's

>>75358990
I don't get it

>>75359018

It's April and two weeks into the season, that statement is meaningless. If it was July or August, I'd agree but c'mon man.

>>75359047
now that is hot take

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>>75358974
and it was BULLSHIT

>>75359021
miggy hitting three ding dongs off archer desu

>>75358946
>Bumgarner and Cueto didn't finish 4th and 6th in Cy Young voting last year

Sure thing retard

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>>75359047
be happy you're not a yankee fan. girardi micro manage everyfuckingthing when it comes to our lineups.. yet he's the best pitching manager ever. it's a love/hate feel

>>75359086
No, it's a question

>>75359102
>bumshit and Cueto makeup for 1400innings of starting pitching.
Wew lad... End yourself

That's like saying the sox were an elite pitching team with sale and q last season. Fucking idiot

THAMES

BASES LOADED

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THIS MADMAN

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>the whos have the best ERA in baseball
>the t___s have the third best ERA in baseball

you now realize why taking april stats seriously is a pure inanity

>>75358921

I would take Machado and Donaldson any day of the week, over Arenado.

Pedroia > LeMahieu

Mookie Betts > Pollock

I'll give you Goldschmidt.

Greinke is garbage, and was way overpaid. He'll never be the same pitcher he was in KC.

>>75359197
>Machado
>Donaldson
>Pedroia
>Betts
>NL West

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Discuss.

If you're mad as fuck from just seeing this,

just walk away from the screen,

save yourself from stress.

Not everyone can be rich as fuck.

>>75359158
We're talking about making a roster of the best players in each division and the Giants have 2 of the best pitchers in baseball. Are you honestly retarded? Try following the conversation

And the Giants had the 4th lowest ERA in baseball last year, 3.65

>>75359225

>missing the point of the post

Dumbfuck. I was comparing the ALE to the NLW. Try reading the context next time.

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>cubs are back to being the cubs
welp

who should I root for now?
little backstory
I'm from iowa
just started rooting for the cubs because of the hype last year
did not care about baseball until I caught wind of the hype for the cubs last year
I know about the cubs

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>Mookie Betts has gone 128 regular season plate appearances without a strikeout

>>75359258
fuck you

AL East is OBJECTIVELY the best division in the MLB.

Discuss.

If mookie bets faced any of the the NLW aces (yes including bumshit) his ass would have stuck out once in every 5 plate appearances. He's good because the pitching is so bad in the east

>>75359047
Buck's real fucking dumb sometimes but I wouldn't actually trust anyone to do better than him over an entire season

>>75359318
Jesus christ dude why do you get this mad at everything

>>75359318

That's why the Red Sox had the best offense in the AL last season, dumbfuck.

The NLW has like 2-3 good pitchers total, the Red Sox have that has a team with Wright, Porcello, and Sale.

>>75359292
RUDE

>>75359318
the rookies, dbags, and dads all lack aces though

the red sox were swept by a injury riddled ,rookie stacked , rule 5 rag tag group of players

led by one legitimate ace in kluber

nice "offense"

>>75359336

Buck single-handedly made the O's relevant again. I wouldn't go against his judgement more often than not.

>>75359420
You're talking to DG, aka Daddy Greinke. He still thinks Greinke is good, and by extension feels that he has to shill the Dbags.

Kershaw > Sale
Bumshit > Porcello
Cueto > Wright

Jansen > the collective entity of the AL East

That was pretty easy

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post future mvp winners

>>75359431

Indians are stacked from top to bottom, and are the ends-on favorite to win the 2017 World Series.

They were missing two of their young aces, which are considered to be some of the best pitchers in the entire league. Oh, and Yan Gomes and Michael Brantley as well.

>>75359492
Ubaldo is a more deserving MVP than fucking Manny Machado.

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>>75359091
inb4 Romine & Jones back to back bombs

>>75359519
What would possibly possess someone to write this post?

>>75359237
What does this say?

>>75359449

>Jansen

Britton shits and pisses on Jansen.

Now, I know you are trolling lmao

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>>75359492

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>>75359492

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>>75359544
SOON

>>75359492

Future Yankee, sadly.

>>75359524
It's true. Ubaldo Jimenez is a generational talent at pitching comparable to Greg Maddux.

>>75359449

Cueto is wishywashy at best. He's solid, but not great and can get hit pretty hard often.

>>75359542
How many postseason saves? Lol

I can be dumb as shit too.
Jansen is healthy and Britton isn't. Otherwise they're 1A and 1B.

>>75359619
So Bumgarner>Kershaw? Am I actually seeing you admit this? What a landmark day this is

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>>75359492
>>75359515
>Yan Gomes and Michael Brantley as well.
Yan gomes was a literal nobody who got famous because pic related didn't want to compete with him and that albino looking catcher

michael brantley has inflated numbers playing against that shithole division that didn't have any legitimate pitchers outside sale and verlander
now the tigers are the only team in that division with 4 okay-good pitchers but every team but the Indians have a shit bullpen

he will only inflate his numbers some more
>muh twins
they're another rockies , good early complete dump later.

>indians
>stacked
you don't know anything outside of big papi's hairy buttcheeks and tom brady

>>75359614
Didn't Steven Wright give up 11 runs in 4 innings last week? Or was it 9? Maybe it was 8? Remind me.
What are we talking about?

>>75359619

>postseason

Same amount of WS titles that Jansen has, absolute zero.

Come back to me when Jansen gets 54 straight saves, and has a 0.54 era to finish the season.

Until then, shut the fuck up.

>>75359614
He's has a 2.73 ERA over the past 6 years, and the majority of that was while pitching in Cincinnati. He's one of the best pitchers in baseball

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Redemption or humiliation? Come for the drama stay for the RISP

>>75359655

I was talking about last year, not this season.

This season doesn't even matter until like fucking July or August, lmao.

Cueto is a top 5 pitcher in the NL tbqh

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Jajaja holdup


All this shitting on Greinke and I just remembered he fucked up the AL "champions" for 7 innings Lmfao.

I don't ever again want to hear this shit again from an AL team.

>>75359642

>no legitimate pitchers

Chris Sale was in the AL Central last year.

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>>75359662
keep in mind he only played against boston 7 times

hes overrated trash in a overrated division

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>>75359574
do not want
>>75359520
i love how you darkened the underside of the brim. top quality
>>75359642
i am so glad that bum is on the tribe and not lucroy

Ubaldo Jimenez is unironically a starting pitcher in the AL East.

>rags

>>75359662
Damn ur mad as shit. Britton is good. He has my full respect. The AL East just doesn't have better pitching than the NLW. it's factual. You're acting like Jansen doesn't absolutely fucking blow out Britton is multiple metrics. Britton is good. Don't be angry Jansen is right there papi.

>>75359781

>overrated


Yes, because a division with 40 combined World Series titles is really overrated.

Commit suicide, please.

>>75359820

He'll be traded away in July, don't worry.

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>>75358561
DELET THIS

>>75359780
Sale is a joke

Era vs everyone else: 1.89
Era vs ALC: 4.52
Era vs Cle: 3.78

Where is this sale is good meme from?

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>this thread

can't wait till the Dodgers lose in the playoffs and Pissboi disappears for the entire offseason again

>>75359883
How many of those rings belong to Britton?

Who you got for ALCS and NLCS?

>>75359781

I'm sorry, what division had three teams in the playoffs last year?

OH THAT'S RIGHT, IT WAS THE AL EAST. NOT THE NL WEST.

BTFO

>strop
Fuckin' kill me

>>75359917
Lmao I'll never leave here despite how much you niggas want me to

>>75359923
Twins-Red Sox

Rockies-Marlins

>>75359883
oh what east team won the WS last year?
none
what AL east team has won the WS in the past 10 years

lets see
Red sox
Yankees
and....darn thats it

the only AL division worth anything is the AL Central
everyone but the twins has gone to the WS in the past 15 years

>>75359906
>his teams rivals know how to hit him
color me shocked

>>75359922

Same amount that belong to Jansen.

I'm not even an O's fan either, I'm a BoSox fan.

>>75359917
Ur mad as shit reading posts that aren't even made by me.

Smh. Breathe /b/rother. Direct me to the paps which hurt you and I'll tell you if they were me or not.

>>75359923

Red Sox-Indians, Indians win.

Dodgers-Cubs, again. Cubs win in 6.

WS Rematch.

>>75360012
Congrats, you found the worst possible outcome

>>75359971
Butthurt whos or bombston fan detected.

Sale is shit.

>>75360012
Not going to happen.

>>75359990
You're old news faggot lmao. Get off my board.

>>75359923
Detroit Tigers - Seattle Mariners , Seattle wins
San Diego Padres - Los Angeles Dodgers - Padres win

Drought Series

Seattle wins 3 in a row to lose the next 4

>>75359923
stros o's
rockies nats
>>75359962
Comedy Central dominance

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>>75360069
>San Diego Padres - Los Angeles Dodgers - Padres win
Can't fucking wait

>>75359962

>AL Central

1/10 Bait. Only KC has a won a title recently. Tigers and Indians have choked, and lost their series. Red Sox and Yanks both won titles.

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>>75359976
You do understand that these:
>>75359922
>>75359781
Are not me right?

This is me.
>>75359619
They're 1A 1B. I like Britton. When you seeth, squint a little harder to be sure you know where to direct your anger.

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>best ERA in baseball despite Q being dogshit and Rodon being dead
Makes you think

>>75359237
White Sox are first now

The Cubs announcers are so terrible.

>>75360073

>Stros O's

Would be neat, Houston deserves a WS title after so long.

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>it's a DG triple falseflagging episode

>>75360093
that other chicago team that copied the raiders color won a WS a few years back too

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>>75360120
altuve is one of the good guys

>>75360130
The Who?

>>75360037
>>75360033

Oh it will, both teams will have over 90 wins come later September. Cubs are still the best team in the MLB, despite starting out slow in April.

Remember it's a marathon, not a sprint in Major League Baseball. This isn't the NFL.

>>75360122
Lmao I'm not DG tho, nor am I a falseflagger. Lmao you guys really want me and DG to be the same person. Maybe we should have a kid to manufacture the highest amount of butthurt in here.

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>>75360116
its painful

I wish we got our radio announcers to simulcast

I wish a lot of teams had simulcast announcers like the indians radio guy and brewers guy if he is still alive

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>>75358642
MARINERS!

>>75360130

12 years ago, not a decade ago. A decade equals 10 years, not 12.

Learn how to do math.

>RAGS

>>75360143

One of the few current MLB players who could likely finish with a batting average over .300.

>>75360171
Brewers Guy
Bob Uecker?
Sorry.
>ded

>>75359962
I can't resist this bait
2/5 of the AL east has won a World Series in the past 10 years, 3/5 have been to the World Series in the past 10 years. 1/5 of the NL West has won the World Series in the past 10 years, 2/5 have been there. They have both won 3 times.

Going back 25 years, 4/5 of both have been to the World Series although 3/5 of the AL East has won, and 2/5 of the NL West has won. This ignores the fact that the AL East won 10 times and the NL West only 4. This means that the AL east has not only won twice as much but has gotten the majority of the division to win, you autistic mongoloid.

>>75360210
but will he finish over 5 foot 6?

>>75360157
Nobody gives a fuck about you dawg. I hope you reply within a minute to debunk this bullshit. You're not funny. You're annoying as fuck soler. Whatever I did to you I apologize for the pain and mental strain I've caused.

>>75360229
I think HGH is still illegal, anon

>>75360210

*lifetime batting average

>>75360230
Lmao you always reply to me with ass hurt responses, with tears clearly in your eyes as a type. Are you mad at me for the Cubs embarrassing the Dodgers? How about Kershaw being exposed in the postseason yet again? Lmao get a life and quit replying to me with butthurt.

>it's only 4-2 in the top of the 8th
>the stadium is almost empty
I thought cubs fans were the most loyal fanbase of all time?

>Tripdrama

Are we becoming /nfl/?

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>>75360230

>>75328282
A triple falseflag is when a mets fan makes a post pretending to be DG. Thus one here: .>>75327556
.. ..But in that false DG post, the poster makes it seem as if DG is pretending to be a giants fan at an attempt to deflect from the humiliation being endured to somehow make this about DG. A trip which I have not used for 9 months.
It was explained here by me. >>75327901
It's fucking cerebral.
"

>rags imploding on national television and /MLB/ is having an autism competition

>>75360215
you made me look
>83 and still commentates
I remember a few calls he has made

fantastic voice for baseball

what's a quadruple false flag?

>>75360326
this thread is a pretty good example

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>>75360073
>>75360120
>>75360143
I could finally die happy

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why is votto's OBP so ridiculous?

>>75360210
why isn't his OBP higher if his zone is so small? i just assumed he got tons of walks

>>75360353
Votto has the best eye of any player in baseball. Cancerous Reds fans used to hate him because he didn't swing the bat enough, funny as that is.

>>75360293
tickets were $20

that is massively expensive so it makes sense people wouldn't show

speak with your wallet not your heart

>>75360369
>Cancerous Reds fans
i have gathered from this site that this is a redundant statement

>>75360374

>20 bucks
>expensive

>>75360352

Lowkey, I think Houston will win the ALW this season. Texas has done nothing but choke to the Blow Gays 2 years in a row, so it's time for somebody else to represent that division. And the Angels and A's are both garbage so lol.

>>75360417
It's certainly possible, but they won't do anything in October with that rotation

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>>75360353
He takes his walks selectively. When he was leading off, he walked a lot more. But now that he's hitting 3rd all the time he tries to put it in play more often. I wouldn't say he's a free swinger, but he's one of the more aggressive hitters relative to his BA

>>75360417

Forgot Mariners, they suck as well.

>>75360430

If Keuchel can be 2015 tier again, who knows?

>DG leaves the thread once I expose him
Lmao, that just shows the superiority of the Cubs to the Dodgers. It affirms it in fact. Kershaw's shit. The Dodgers are shit. LA is shit. Everything about DG screams inferiority yet he keeps coming at me. Lmao it's just pathetic now. I already owned Texas Yankees and MMR, don't be the next one DG. This is your final warning. I want you to say it right now that the Cubs are better than the Dodgers. Exclaim it. For me.

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Daily reminder that players the Jays pursued in the offseason are all shitting the bed. (Fowler, Bruce) Also former Jays players are also shitting the bed (EE, Cecil). Nothing could have prevented this.

This collapse was in the cards since before 2013 when Ricciardi tried and failed to restock the farm and instead loaded it with ireedeemable busts that are still filtering through the organization to this day.

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>OPSing 1.000 over his last 750 ABs
>People still act like shitters like Encarnacion are better than him

such is the life of playing on a shitty ballclub

>>75360326
Quadruple false flagging is when DG is arguing with himself using his various trips but then somebody pretends to be the DG trip and someone else pretends to be the real DG yelling at the person pretending to be DG and then someone else (DG) puts on a mo'lester trip with no tripcode and yells at that person.

So basically autism in its purest form, which is occuring right now.

>>75360462
Still only one "great" guy though. McCullers is good but their bullpen isn't good enough to support a rotation with that little depth. Either they make a huge midseason trade or it's gonna be an ALCS exit at best.

>>75360430
All they need for the postseason is Keuchel, who has been fantastic so far, McCullers, who has had one bad start but otherwise looks very solid, and either McHugh if healthy, Musgrove/Morton if one of them has settled in, or Quintana if >we get him at the deadline. Keep in mind Devenski can put up ace numbers for 4+ innings in relief, and Harris is as clutch as they come out of the bullpen. Ironically enough, the rotation hasn't been our downfall so far.

>>75360521
A lot of ifs there. I'll give you Keuchel and McCullers, but unless you swing a Quintana/Archer type trade I just don't see you competing with rotations like the Red Sox or Indians.

>Texass Raggots

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Anyone want one (1) Yu Darvish?

Rags getting BTFO

>>75360582
We'll trade you Mike Bolsinger st8 up

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jints

>rags

>>75360602
who bitch dis is?

>>75360602
>>75360611
Stay obsessed loser virgin.

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>>75360619

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>rags

>>75360490
the real reason is because your jew gm sacrificed children to the devil but the magic only works for 2 years

>pissboi cites postseason stats in one of his blind shitposting tantrums

what the fuck did i just read

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>>75360619
wot

>>75360629
You are a faggot virgin jints fan who will never touch a woman like me, I bang 10s with Dodger caps every fucking night,

>>75360653
I'm not pissboi. Lmao I'm fucking laughing my ass off that I ran him off this board.

>>75360665
I'm not a Giants fan though

>>75360558
Nothing is a lock, but it's definitely looking better than it was before the season started. Also, Musgrove and Fiers, while not elite, could be decent October relievers and eat up innings if the starters aren't effective.
I think people underestimate the bullpen depth especially, and Francis Marte has a good chance of showing up sometime this season, so even that could be a nice surprise. It's definitely not a team full of aces, but they'll be competitive, especially with that deep an offense.

>>75360667
Yes you are pissboi. I'm pissboi too. We're all pissboi here.

desu it's not as funny if the rags are just gonna be flat out bad all season

They have to have high expectations to make their inevitable failure fun

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>>75360667
This you?

>>75360703
Lmao no. That was a fake ad made by a fag on here trying to perpetuate the repeatedly debunked idea that I kissed 6 men for beers

>>75360729
3 men

>>75360310
It's not drama when you're just laughing at gay lifelongs and piss fetishists

>>75360703
lmao

>>75360680
Forgot about Fiers. He will always be beyond based in my eyes for that no-no against the Doyers.

>>75360731
Lmao no it was 6 but you fuckers aren't consistent and keep making shit up

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>>75360795
>Lmao no it was 6 but you fuckers aren't consistent and keep making shit up
HE ADMITS

I want the >rags to be good so they can make the postseason and fail again. be nice to them atm

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download/install the 4chan extra flags extension/script

I can't post the link here because it thinks it's spam

just google it

>repeatedly debunked

Lol

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the Tigers are spending $52.8 MM on Anibal Sanchez, Victor Martinez and Jordan Zimmermann this year.

We could throw Upton in there for a cool $74.925 MM on four washed up bums.

That's more than the entire payroll of 3 teams and more than 5 teams' 25-man roster.

>>75360837
Lmao no you just made it up like everyone else. I never said it was 6 but that you guys said it was 6 then changed it to 3. I never did that or said that or admitted that. But you did say it and I think it's from your own personal experience lmao.

>>75360853
I remember seeing some stat that said 20% of the Phillies entire payroll for 2017 is on the DL right now

>baez
Baez needs to go back to Iowa so they can call Happ up.

>>75359923
Tigers beat red sox
dodgers beat cubs

>cubes in charge of RISP

>>75360699
Mill yourself

>>75360933
Yet they've won a World Series recently and your team hasn't lmao. Sit the fuck down.

>>75360611
her pimp's

>>75360930

Tigers are garbage, this isn't 2013 anymore.

>we've won a WS recently, who cares our batting is shit

Lol

>>75360970
I'd rather win a world series and be shit for another 100 years than never win a world series.

>>75360970
Yet we have had the best offense in the league for the past 3 seasons. Sit the fuck down and take this dick mother fucker. I will beat you in a baseball debate any day of the week lmao.

>rags getting BTFO by jokeland

>>75361010
>Sit the fuck down and take this dick mother fucker
I bet you'd like that

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>>75361002
Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me.

>best offense in baseball for the last 3 seasons
>loses to the mets in the playoffs

Really makes me think

>>75360969
First place

>>75361051
most dominant NLCS win of all time, actually

>>75361051
The 2015 Mets only beat them because of umpball.

>>75361051
Yet they beat the Mets this year. Really makes you lmao

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Rags

At this point anyone implying that this is a good team is either a falseflagger or deserves to be made fun of

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>>75360729
One!
One!
One gay dude!
Ha Ha Ha
Two!
Two!
Two gay dudes!
Ha Ha Ha
Three!
Three!
Three!
Three gay dudes!
Ha Ha Ha

>rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags

Shit, I forgot

Molester doesn't know anything about baseball before 2016

Of course he wouldn't know about their 2015 implosion

>>75361075
>4-1
>umpball

>>75361127
2015 was entirely umpball lmao. Don't make excuses.

>>75361135
Those umps called balls strikes. We should have won the series.

>getting swept in 5 is umpball

Wew

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What did the best offense in baseball mean by this?

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>r
>a
>g
>s

>>75361166
wait are you bringing up the 2015 NLCS for absolutely no reason?

>>75361081
But wait. 4chan told me that when Dyson got sent down that the >rags would magically win the World Series.

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>>75361201
>for absolutely no reason
read the thread

>>75361201
It's the equivalent of winning the World Series 10 times for Mets fans.

>>75361226
>247 posts
no thanks

>>75361201

One would think the best offense in baseball for the last 3 seasons wouldn't get BTFO in one of those seasons

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>>75360665
>>75360678
lmao

>>75361226
I think what happened is that in the process of DG switching his trips we all confused which hilarious failure of his teams we were talking about, the 4-1 dodger defeat or the 4-0 cubs sweep.

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>>75360969

>>75361214
Well whoever told you that is dumb when you consider:

>Beltre ded
>Gomez, Napoli, Lucroy, Gallo, and Profar all hitting below the Mendoza Line
>Pitching staff that can't throw strikes and can't induce swings
>Hamels and his 5.50 FIP
>everyone throwing Darvish under the bus

not even tiki can deny any of this (not that he watches the games anyway...)

>boo-ers

>neftali feliz
>exrags

>Russell

Wew

mest-lillies
>>75361484
>>75361484
>>75361484

>>75361366
Have you ever seen such a smooth motherfucker. ("no")

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>hitting a three home run when the game is tied in the bottom of the 9th
>scoring 2 more runs than you needed to in a walk off win

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How is it even possible that Mike Napoli has the least aesthetic facial hair on a team with Andrew "Amish" Cashner, Jonathan "lego-beard" Lucroy, and even Rougned "I have no balls l, but I must pube" Odor?

Guys, i think Mitch Haniger might be good

If we all ignore it, maybe it will go away.

>>75361874
Speak for yourself. That fag will be here FOREVER!

>>75361567
Fuck you /pol/, when you win, it better be in decisive fashion. No one wants to say they just won something by the electoral college.

>>75361067

They'll be 10 games out in September.

>>75361273

It really is, considering that Familia blew 3 games in the 2015 WS itself. Only pitcher ever to blow 3 saves in a single WS.

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>gib closer nao goddammit

>>75362004
*smacks my bitch up*

>>75362021
You can have an excellent closer named Fernando Rodney for free. Just pick him up.

>>75362084
He can't do any worse.

>>75362134
Trust me, he can.

>>75362141
The Nats 9th inning ERA is 8+ this season.

>>75362134
Let me know if you try him out
I have some very nice, slightly outdated, roller coaster memes you may be interested in

>>75362208
Above or below 8.53?

>>75362239
They just said it on the pregame show. It was right around there, but I don't remember the exact number.

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MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP

>>75362208
I wonder what the >rags is

>>75362469
Higher than that.
Dyson's is only 27.00
We got a guy who's ERA is 135.00
Top that.

What if I just hit a 1st inning bomb?

>>75362556
Big Game James has an ERA of 237.00

>>75362820
Wow...

SF Giants vs KC Royals #2

8:15 PM ET | 5:15 PM PT

>>75362753
>>75362753
>>75362753

>>75362826
Really? Holy shit.

go o's

Wew stros!

the indians will finish with the best offense in the majors, mark my words

Freddie Freeman has reacher base 11 straight plate appearances

>>75363185
Maybe if we don't make a thread Ubaldo won't fuckup

It's working so far

>>75363292
I wonder what the record is..

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runs please

Barves brand new shiny stadium is empty again.

>>75363410
Corey Seager reached base 16 consecutive times last year after adjusting for conditions i deem fair

at least it wont be a shutout

>>75363526
no shit, considering the joke of a "team" they throw out there every night

Tanaka won't opt out of his contract this year if he keeps pitching like this. Yankee haters BTFO.

>>75363633
He'll opt out if he thinks he can get more money.

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bread???

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>>75359515
>Gomes
>good

Harper is going to drive Tehran off a cliff at this point.

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What if I just hit a 2nd inning Grand Slam?

>sweepsburgh sweeprats

>>75363923
HEY

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Just got back from the Mariners game

haven't been to a game that good in a long time.

TY BASED HANIGER

I turned it on ESPN for a second and saw VMart (?) get tagged out at at the plate chopping a ball toward first? Someone confirm, because that was probably the dumbest shit I'll see all year.

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Reminder

>>75364224
6 GUYS!

Harper's swing is ugly as sin