DET:Justin Upton left game with forearm contusion
CIN:Adam Duvall rips grand slam against Orioles
CWS:Miguel Gonzalez flirts with shutout vs. Yanks
BAL:Seth Smith leaves game with hamstring strain
CWS:Avisail Garcia stays hot with three-run shot
LA:Dodgers put Grant Dayton (intercostal) on DL
OAK:Gray (lat) to begin rehab assignment Saturday
SEA:Segura (hamstring) cleared for rehab games
PHI:Phillies put Howie Kendrick (abdomen) on DL
MIA:Prado (calf) out of Marlins lineup on Tuesday
WAS:Trea Turner (hamstring) won't return on Wed.
PIT:Polanco (groin) back in Pirates lineup Tues.
fuck the phillies
>>75342066
amen
>Rags
Royals
>he doesn't ride the bat like a pogo stick around the bases after scoring a home run
DG who are you willing to give up for Addison Russell?
>Gleyber Torres out with Bicep Tendonitis
>7 runs scored
>3 home runs
>15 hits
>marcus stroman starting against a guy from AAA
>lose the ballgame
the ride never ends
The Seattle Mariners traded for Yovani Gallardo in the year 2017.
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>>75342521
>The A's Traded Russell for a Wildcard exit
1stros hoping for another comeback
It's something
Almost out of the basement
jints
>>75342521
Addison Russell is better than that faggot ass Corey Seager lmao. Seager is average defense at best.
>>75342528
>>75342531
lmao get out of baseball lol. relocate the jays to buffalo so you no longer have to endure misery again.
>red sox win
>>75342517
>not just throwing the bat over the fence on the follow through
>jays red sox game was 4 hours
>0 IBBs
manfred on suicide watch
GO PHILLIES
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FUCK YOU JEW YORK BANDWAGON SCUM
EAT MY SHIT
GO PHILLIES
>>75342572
>he doesn't shove the bat up his ass and waddle around the bases shouting "I'm a popsicle now!"
>>75342579
>>lose the ballgame
wrong, they IBB bautista early in the game
>>75342555
>>75342547
Have we finally accepted that He's our 2B for the next 5-7 years?
>>75342490
Ex-Giant Adam Duvall ;_;
>>75342579
>Yankees/White Sox game was under 2 and a half hours
>0 IBBs
Manfred haters BTFO. Will they ever recover?
>>75342580
Petco Park looks so comfy
>>75342607
Oh, don't worry. I thank my SF buddy every other day for that trade
>>75342599
>Eager is best
What is he trying to convey here?
>>75342580
Why is he fucking sprinting?
>>75342629
well, it's much easier to obtain complementary alcohol with gusto
>>75342624
For fucking Mike Leake too. God damn, what a shit decision. Fucking making me mad all over again.
>The bullpen
Every single fucking time jesus christ Familia needs to come back
>>75342604
Yeah his approach at the plate is gr8 plus he wants to be a Phil for life so FUCK IT WE'VE LOCKED UP ONE POSITION
The Cleveland JRams
>>75342594
>not using the bat to dig furrows around the basepaths and start a farm in the infield
why is the league so full of amateurs
>>75342664
>We get a long term 2B right as we get 2B depth in the farm
Poor Dingery and Valentin
Cubs won, suck it /mlb/
so which team sells the farm for Neris?
MARINERS!
>>75342723
inb4 it's the Rags again
>Phillies and Mets gamethread was friendly
that fucking weeb mets bandwagoner is pure cancer
You now remember the Barves "Super Outfield" with the Upton Brothers and Jason Heyward.
>>75342618
It really is
>>75342635
I think it was his first career HR and he was just hyped
>>75342823
I've seen a ton of pitchers get their cleats caught up in the past few days.
>Don't worry guys i'll be back in time for the postseason!
>>75342793
kill me
>>75342860
>The Phillies trot out Clay for the Wildcard game against Noah Syndergaard and the Mets
>>75342723
frig off the deadline market belongs to >us
>>75342873
>mfw
>when you get HBP and Edwing immediately destroys a HR ball
>>75342922
>wanting the angels to win
windians!
>>75342989
Angels winning is a side-effect of the Astros losing. Astros are 1st in division. Angels winning makes them 2nd, but brings astros down to earth (no pun intended)
>>75343056
Houston has the best shot at taking the division from the slimy wrinkles hands of the >rags.
When the Astros win, we all win.
>>75343095
why can't we have the astros and >rags lose..
>>75343105
That is one smug chug.
Get em Chen
>>75343115
Y'all's window is 1-2 years away from fully opening. Just be glad the Astros are the best team in your division right now and you don't have to deal with tiki and his ilk being smug. You should be thankful for what the Stros are doing this year.
>>75343105
Should be the official logo desu. With the hand, I mean.
>>75343177
>Y'all's window is 1-2 years away from fully opening
mariners window is 1-2 years from being fully shut
Miami has a no hitter though 5
>>75342525
Yankees got jewed. Everyone point and laugh at the Yankees.
>>75343177
Mariners have no farm & their window is not opening
>>75343314
>no hitter though 5
Bryce Harper:
>Plays very well at Citizens Bank Park
>Loves Philadelphia
>Can be afforded
>Hates Jonathan Papelbon
>Once acquired, would really burn a division rival
Is it happening?
>Guy in a Broncos hat behind the plate at Dodger Stadium
>>75342894
>clay hits a walk off home run to cap off his perfect game
>>75343391
>Dueling perfectos
>It ends with Clay hitting a dinger into Utley's corner
>melancon
>>75343363
Nope.
>>75343461
>beard
>>75343461
You underestimate just how much money the Phillies have to spend. The Phillies and Yankees will have a bidding war on him
Nolan Arenado > your teams best player
>>75343492
The Yankees can easily outspend the Phillies, and Harper is a Yankee """""fan""""". I'm not entirely sold that Harper being signed to the Yankees won't be a shit deal, but it's way more likely than not that he goes to the Yankees,
mlb at bat literally hasnt updated for me in 1/2 an hour
>>75343511
Yeah no shit our best player is a Phillie.
PADRES
A
SHIT
>>75343511
no sorry i saw him exposed during wbc when his country needed him
>>75343363
salivate over the guy you'd get a hometown discount for
>>75343363
I hope if Harper goes ring chasing at his age whatever team he signs with doesn't win a pennant until the year after he leaves
You need a washed up "le hitter man" for your team.
are you taking Billy Butler or Matt Holliday?
wow
JINTS WIN
>tfw cant stop pooping
>>75343598
>>75343595
What did you expect was going to happen? Melancon is elite.
>>75342989
This picture makes me uncomfortable
>>75343631
Raul Mondesi is heh
not elite
>>75343631
you havent watched him pitch at all, have you
>>75343551
Sorry padre bros. Give us your energy to defeat the doyers
>>75343598
>rags
>>75343653
You'll need more than Padretards energy to beat the Rockies
Is Harold Reynolds fucking wasted right now on MLB Tonight?
is at bat not working for anyone else right now?>
>>75343630
eat more fiber m8
>>75343588
Fuck butterface
>>75343698
part of me thinks he's always a little soused up
>>75343177
inb4 inevitable Rangers winning the division and Astros remaining the little bro for another decade or two
Holy shit there's a team that's lost 11 games already?
>>75343759
They're the only team at double digit losses lol
>>75343673
>>75343722
Eh, I watch a lot of MLB Tonight, it's not the slurred speech, that is just him, but he's been making a fuckload of puns based on player names and yelling in weird voices ("REEEPLLLAAYYY" "AREE-NAAADDOO")
Sean Casey is also laughing at him a lot more than normal.
>>75343729
This may be closer to accurate. Coupled with the sexual harassment thing.
>>75343634
Is trypophobia ELITE?
if your run differential isn't at least +20, get the fuck out of my general
>>75343781
Padres are 3 innings away from being 5-10
>75343742
not takin that b8 m8
Tikiss'Lester confirmed
I can't believe I'm saying this, but the Rockies bullpen looks legit as fuck.
>>75343804
I wouldn't even say I have it, it's the combination of the holes and the material it looks very fleshy, but like the inside of something fleshy. That's really the part I don't like.
>>75343824
>mo'lester/dg taking his trip off trying to label me as part of his LARP shit
fuck off
WEI YIN CHEN
2 INNINGS TO GO
6 OUTS TO GO
>>75343844
The unsettling thing about that pic specifically is that it looks inside out, like you're in his head looking out through his face, but he's still looking at you
>>75343859
>You now remember that mo being accused of being Tiki was the catalyst for the Boystown breakdown
Good times.
>>75343859
mad that your cover is blown?
That was a weird play in SD. Solarte hit a weak dribbler in the infield but started limping and moving around instead of running to 1st. Solarte was acting as if he fouled it off himself but ump wasn't buying it. He was called out at 1st and the inning was over.
mattingly the absolute madman
>>75343882
those caps will be posted for years
>>75343886
is this that superduperfalseflagging everyone was talking about a few threads ago where pissboi takes his trip off and pretends to be other people/say other people his him?
>>75343859
Claiming that the tiki persona is sincere is somehow even worse, kek
>>75343863
>>75343882
>mfw I was the one that got him to admit he made out with guys
>>75343863
He won't. 7 no hit innings is still a great mark for his career.
Why is he so perfect lads
Also
>Bumgarner showing up to the scene of the crime tomorrow
Wew lads
>>75343911
>everyone who disagrees with me is either DG or an Astros fan
top kek, you can't make this stuff up
>RAGS
>>75343926
>mfw i bought that asshole 6 beers and only got a quick feel of his balls before he ran away
>>75343804
Trypophobia is DELET
>tfw remember when /g/ was /g/uro
>>75343948
>>75343914
I mean you can think what you want, but saying im dg/molester just proves you haven't been on this board or in this general very long is all. So you can either be falseflagging pissboi or a newfag whichever one.
>>75343911
No the multi-level false flagging involved making large posts to debate who was who using mutliple post quotes within the post as it were a word in the sentence. For example:
"
>>75328282 #
A triple falseflag is when a mets fan makes a post pretending to be DG. Thus one here: .>>75327556 #
.. ..But in that false DG post, the poster makes it seem as if DG is pretending to be a giants fan at an attempt to deflect from the humiliation being endured to somehow make this about DG. A trip which I have not used for 9 months.
It was explained here by me. >>75327901 #
It's fucking cerebral.
"
>>75343961
wait is not? I never have gone there because I always thought that's what it was
>>75343933
he's shaky as hell
just ONCE Id like a 1-2-3 inning
>TAKING OUT CHEN
WHY
>>75343989
Mattingly took out another guy with a nono in the mest game the other day
Rangers bullpen sucks
>>75343989
didn't donnie do that once with the dodgers too?
>>75344030
>but Dyson is gone, the rags will be good now
>>75344030
rangers suck
>See Marte just got an 80 game suspension for pissing hot
>Watching some Mariners Marlins on MLB.tv to see if we get a zero-hitter game
>Inbetween innings they show a Marte highlight
>>75343983
You just don't get it man
He's the thinking man's closer, truly for patricians only
>great ground ball rate
>does not give up extra base hits or home runs
>low walk rate
>had a perfect outing last outing
>struck out the side today
Fuck off mate, if you can't handle a lil drama with men on base maybe this isn't your sport
>>75344030
Sky is blue
news at 11
ROJAS
>75343977
Imagine being literally unable to accept that your opinions are this bad, and going through THIS level of mental gymnastics just to try and save face. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY wants you to keep posting here.
Baseball gods pls
The Fish need this
Everyone go make fun of the Memeiners
>>75340706
>>75340706
>>75340706
>>75340706
>>75340706
>>75340706
>>75344163
hey mmr
fuck you
>>75344238
You got him good senpai
I wonder if cutch slipped something in marte's gatorade when he wasn't looking
>>75344258
thanks buddy
>>75343933
And I get to go in my Wade Davis jersey tomorrow night.
>mfw MadBum is my top 3 fav to watch
>>75344238
You sure did show that Orioles faggot.
>>75344297
>wearing another man's name on your back
I sincerely hope you are 12
You have actually never seen tiki and kisslester post at the same time
>>75344314
>being so insecure that you can't wear your favorite player's jersey
just sad my man, just sad
>>75344314
>I share soil with this human
>>75344238
Fantasy and Chen, really. Sorry M's.
>>75344325
Let's imagine for a second you run into the guy whose name is on your back. How weird is that?
>>75344342
Miek russ pls
(is that the vid where he and his faggot bf gootecks were high as fuck?)
Bethancourt just from the dugout to the bullpen in the middle of the inning.
If you wear a players jersey, and they are younger than you and not in the HoF, you are a cuck.
>>75344378
So I can wear a Sabathia jersey, but not a Sanchez one. Got it!
Guys, it's fucking simple.
Ichiro is one the verge of being traded to the Mariners.
It'll be two outs when he fucking shows up in his Mariners gear, comes up to bat, laces a triple down the right field line, and the ghost of Jose Fernandez will wink at Ichiro from the Marlins dugout.
You literally can't deny this is gonna happen.
>>75344314
12x2. And my little girl will be wearing a Perez Jeresy and a pink glove. And we'll both have nachos, a sno-cone, pop corn and cotton candy because we damn well fucking can.
>Stay mad
>>75344362
That's every video lad
>>75344378
>besides my very specific conditions that apply to me, if you do this you are a cuck
>>75344344
not really, I'd be like you're so cool dude please sign my dick
does looking up to people make you feel small? are you allergic to feeling smaller and less successful than other people? does stalwartly refusing to "wear another man's name on your back" help you get over your meaningless, mediocre existence?
Does /sp/ have any ideas for something baseball themed to put on the wall behind my TV?
Most of the wall-space in my apartment is covered by WPA artist lithographs and paintings, one of these would just look silly behind the TV though. I'm thinking of getting some vintage pennants on eBay.
Any other ideas lads?
>>75344344
>Hey man! good luck tonight, I'm a big fan!
>thanks for the support dude
When is the last time you went outside?
>>75344378
This is a good start.
The player must be the same race as you as well.
>>75344404
No, not really. I think it's gay to wear a dudes name on your back.
>>75344406
Pennants, maybe a team calendar with the schedule that you can write the scores of each game on, maybe a full team flag.
>>75344414
I work at an oil refinery. I was outside all day today
>fish
Damn
RIP to the no-hitter
>>75344456
like i said
fuck you
>>75344314
>his team has names on their backs
i'm going to buy a jersey and I still win
>>75344470
I'm a Yankee fan. My team doesn't. I feel bad for those that do.
How hard will he trigger Roylels tomorrow?
>that strike call
Lmao ump wants to go home.
If jinxing a no hitter was a thing then isn't the MLB at bat app jinxing every single no hitter and perfect game by sending us notifications about them?
>Kan0
>>75344433
good for you, make sure you laugh at every cuck that would lower themselves to the point of wearing a jersey with the name of the same millionaire you're watching hit a leather sphere around for the amusement of children
>>75344503
You seem to be upset
>>75344498
No-hitters and perfect games aren't fun for the youth to watch so Manfred has decreed no more.
jays
>>75344484
Is it first time pitching at KC since the 2014 World Series?
>>75344477
lol me too. we have the classiest noncucked unis ever. I'm even going to carefully un stitch the majestic logo as well to really uncuck it
>>75344406
>>75344442
Does anyone have a recommendation on where to buy vintage pennants? Buying something I don't know a lot about on eBay makes me nervous.
>>75344517
Yes
Poor marlins
>>75344477
You realize you can just buy blank ones, right?
This game is porn to me
>>75344510
oh you got me now
keep being cucked in the head
Combined no hitters are a huge meme anyway, shouldn't count desu
>MARLELS
>the momentary happiness of not getting no hit vanishes and you remember that the Ms just lost 5-0 and fell into third place
>>75344523
Gonna be gud
>>75344532
>wears another man's name on his back
>calls me a cuck
Introducing your 2017 AL Rookie of the Year...
>hey wei yin, care to weigh in on your no-hit bid?
>>75344537
>third place
must be nice
>>75344551
>thinks wearing a jersey of a player he likes makes him a cuck
c u c k e d in the head
>>75344554
Pic related
>>75344531
Is squamous cell the new hot niche genre of porn?
>tfw almost all baseball is over for the day
>tfw might have to watch Chinese baseball or something to satiate my savage hunger for baseball
>>75344623
Just wait, we're one out away from some delicious >ragsposting
>>75344641
Yikes. Count me out.
>rags
>rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags
>rägß
>>75344671
>>75344673
>>75344680
what happend this time, this is kind of too much
>RAGU
>>75344706
Blew a 2-0 lead to chokeland
The twist is that it happened in the 6th inning this time
Mama mia i dropled the pasta >RAGU
>>75344566
Holy shit, that was retarded.
Don't do that again.
HEY
FUCK
YOU
YOU MAY NOW ONLY POST IN THIS THREAD IF YOUR TEAM'S LOSS TOTAL IS NOT TWO DIGITS.
>not so fast literally only Poo Gays
>rags
Hello everyone, Major League Baseball commissioner Rob Manfred here. Hope you all had a great day watching regular season baseball!
In an effort to increase your viewing pleasure, MLB will being instituting an inning clock this year! The top and bottom of every inning will have a set amount of time in which plays can be made, and if time runs out then all plays are dead and we roll into the next frame. This will definitely keep the game fresh and interesting, and more importantly fast!
S-sorry dads you didn't deserve this
>Doyers
What happened with th >rags?
tfw your team is like a teaser who doesn't give it up
>>75344928
That 9th inning left me high from thrill. God damn that shit was worth admission even if we took the L.
I love Arenado but that nigga needs to chill the fuck out and stop hitting homers everytime I go see him. Dude has 11 homers in the last 10 Colorado games I been to.
>>75345168
i know how you feel
t.jints fan
>>75342607
SAUCE
>>75345211
It's not that he hits them. It's at the frequency that he hits them. Only NLW teams understand that he's 3x the player Bryant is.
>>75345168
Lol this stupid fucking faggot.
Tell Rich Hill to stop fapping furiously. His blisters will never heal.
>>75345245
but he'll be the worst player in the league as soon as he beats the doyers in a playoff series, right?
>>75345245
yeah man thats one thing we can agree on. hes a fucking animal.
i was hoping he would carry his WBC slump into the season.
>>75345168
No one cares faggot kill yourself
>>75345168
hello mo'lester
So is mo'lester really DG?
Someone give me a quick rundown.
>>75345279
>autistic
>frenches dudes for beer
>couldnt name a player on the cubs before 2016
>dude gay
>would love to suck off any guy in /mlb/
>thinks the bartman incident didnt actually happen
>>75345286
both DG and mo also claim to have been top high school baseball athletes
>>75345255
Im not a hating ass faggot like you people. I respect talent. My favorite players are the best players regardless of anything that happens between them and the Dodgers. I'm not mad at wainwright or scherzer I wish nothing for to them. Krys Bryant is actually a fucking trash player.
>>75345344
Didn't Bryant win MVP last year?
>>75345371
under conditions i deem fair, it should have gone to Arenado.
>>75345388
>Arenado
It pretty clearly should've been Harper desu. He's objectively the best player in the game right now.
>>75344986
It's ok, at least it was cool seeing Aybar pitch to a guy it was amazing to be there live and cheer for him.
Where are all the Jays fans?
I dropped Greg Bird in fantasy
I can't believe I fell for that meme
Two and ELEVEN?!?!?!?
>>75343983
>you now remember bee-wee-zee
After "The Beard" ... not having a 1-2-3 inning doesn't faze me anymore.
>>75344484
They've been filling up radio time talking about if we should boo him or not. I say no, personally, not like I'm going to cheer the guy but he's a stud and swung his dick around real hard. Have to at least acknowledge that
Winning in 2015 took a lot of that particular edge off
Some Bankees 1st round draft pick who hasn't pitched since early 2016 got dicked down by James Andrews and is out until some time next year. Yankees drafted him so he wasn't a good prospect anyway
>Looking at the standings this morning just to see where everybody is at since i was really not paying attention to the overall leagues records yet.
>Reds at 9-5
How the hell. I thought they were supposed to be the one that starts 2-11
>Michael Martinez has played in 7 games and has as the same number of innings pitched and at bats
>Today's Schedule
>Check local listings for nationally televised games
>>75346379
>1.000/1.000/2.000
>0.00 ERA
MICHAEL
A
R
T
I
N
E
Z
I'm starting to feel like the Phillies are the 2000s Royals, and Odubel Herrera is David DeJesus
>>75343317
>implying we aren't doing that since years
>>75344566
CARLOS
>>75347203
>whos
>7-6
>2nd place
What happened to competing with the dads for Seth Beer?
>>75347203
Canadian Baseball was a mistake
I still can't believe the Braves got Dansby Swanson for Shelby Miller. What a steal
>>75344531
>this is a 10/10 in Miami
Disgusting desu
*takes you out while pitching a no-no*
Is this enough to finally get CB Bucknor fired? I didn't even see it live because I turned off the game thinking it was over
http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/8877508/v1299721883/wshatl-umpires-gather-reverse-k-to-extend-game
>>75348056
Ender Inciarte is also really good
>>75348607
Meanwhile, the Phillies got literally nothing for Hamels AND Giles
>>75348591
Almost as bad as Zobrist's strikeout in Tampa https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OIBcTE2DlA
>>75348591
besides that what makes me angry at him is how he smiles and makes the whole thing about himself. like he's fucking above the whole game because he calls it, I dread the day he calls a game for >my team because I am certain some shit calls will happen and he will be smug as fuck about it
>>75348591
Want to improve the game, Manfred? Do something about this shit.
>>75349292
>yfw this is part of Manfred's plan to create controversies every week and turn baseball into mandrama
>>75349365
>PEDROIA: TANAKA, I'M CALLIN YOU OUT SUCKA. YOU BETTER HOPE I DON'T HIT A LINE DRIVE TO YOUR HEAD, BROTHA.... WHAT YA GONNA DO, WHEN THIS MANLET HITS A LINE DRIVE OFF OF YOU?!?
>>75349384
>TANAKA: NAAANNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII???!?!!?!
>>75349365
>You see mlb...
Hail, the home run king.
http://www.baseball-reference.com/register/player.fcgi?id=bostja000cor
WWindians
>>75345478
whew whew
>>75346379
Michael Martinez is obviously the MVP of all of baseball and it's not even contestable. Where's pissboi to argue the case when the numbers clearly show that Kershit will never be able to compete?
Reminder that the Chicago Cubs overcame a 3-1 deficit to win their first World Series in 108 years against the Cleveland Indians.
I expected to come on here and see a few edge lords arguing that Aaron Hernandez's death was more tragic than Jose Fernandez's death. I'm proud of you /mlb/.
>>75350346
What do you think was the last thing going through Aarons mind?
>>75350456
>muh rings
>>75350346
who?
Fuck me. Call Francesa today and ask if Hernandez should be given a ring posthumously
>>75350346
>I expected to come on here and see a few edge lords arguing that Aaron Hernandez's death was more tragic than Jose Fernandez's death.
Well, you know, it was a real choke job.
>Jacob May WRC+: -84
Happy Felix Day!
>>75351123
yikes
find me a better middle infield
>>75351194
Just fucking wait until Didi comes back. He's fucking elite.
There should be a meme stat for the number of times a batter has hit the ball in play but the play resulted in an error.
>>75351216
Lindor better
>>75351274
Why is he so handsome
>>75351286
Just the right amount of Caucasoid genes
What fanbase does this image represent?
>>75351253
BABIPIE
>>75351253
Hmmm..... What batter forces the most errors?
With the amount of times he tells the umpire that they're wrong, it's amazing he's never been tossed
>>75351421
Yankee
>>75351421
DG after his failed suicide attempt last night
You have been visited by the Cutch.
/yourteam/ will get a home run today, but only if you reply to this post with "Hello, Cutch!"
>>75351421
>rags
Add a blue star to the cheek and we're solid
>rags
>yfw Bumgarner no-hits the Roylels
>>75352273
I'd lose my mind lmao
Let's go Brewers
>>75352273
pl-pl-pls no
Lmao you guys that keep perpetuating that mo'Lester kisses men cracks me up. He doesn't but you fags want to keep pushing this to make it looks like he does.
>>75348028
>>75347203
That start time for the Jays is tomorrow, they play at 7 tonight. Dumb burgers.
>>75352378
>mo takes trip off
>tries to pretend its not him
>same stupid shit he types gives it away
mo, kill yourself by gagging on a gaggle of cocks
>my teacher is a phillies fan
>she is way too passionate so I don't dare to talk shit about her team
How do you talk shit about the Phillies aside from generic Philly jokes anyway?
>>75352433
You could just talk shit about the Mets together
>>75352378
put your trip on, you suck off asian men for money just deal with it
>>75352462
I'm not mo'Lester lmao. You fags just keep looking for a bogeyman
>>75352443
I actually tried that. I asked her what she thought about the Mets. She asked for my age (I am 25) and then told me I wasn't even born when the Mets last won a world series and that is all that needed to be said regarding "such a pathetic franchise". We both chuckled and that was about it but I felt a bit bad because if she had said that before last postseason I'd probably felt a bit offended instead as a Cubs fan.
Maybe if you guys just gave mo a chance, you would see he's a really smart guy. His discussion on sabremetrics is great, and you can tell he is really passionate about bill James and baseball
>>75352547
I can't tell if this is mo or not
>>75352609
I'm not, but everyone will say I am lmao
>>75352609
It is. Don't worry
Did you all know that mo is actually a nationals fan?
3 GUYS
FREE DRINKS
MO'LESTER
GAY TWINK
Why did DG become a bandwagon cubes fan
>>75352686
That wasn't me
>>75342490
>attendance that day: 64 people
>>75352759
autism is a hell of a drug
>>75351123
How much lower can it go?
>>75352759
Epstein moved there so the stats autist in him couldn't resist for too long
Now warming up in the bullpen: #50, Rafael Montero
I actually hate you all. Please leave me alone. I just want to talk about the Cubs.
>>75352841
before or after you take your daily visit to boystown
>>75352794
>Falling for the analytical jew
Eye test, batting average, and RBIs are the true litmus test
>>75352841
You're free to leave anytime
>>75352864
Average exit velocity and balls put in play % are the only stats I care about
>>75352881
>britbong not watching cricket
>>75352902
County Championships only just started like 3 days ago
>>75352881
Doesn't matter how hard you hit the ball. Only that runs are scored because of it
>>75352857
>>75352869
Quit making fun of him guys. This isn't funny, and you guys keep bullying him.
>>75352881
Lmao those are some pleb stats to like
>>75352958
>he left the trip on
>>75352958
He sucked your dick, that's enough of a reason to bully him.
>>75352367
Do you have a whos version?
>>75349443
Anyone got Brewers memes?
>>75353088
>suddenly brewers fans
Where were you from 2012 to now?
>people actually drafted trevor bauer ahead of ervin santana in fantasy this year
Anyone else know that feel when your baseball buds are all casual as fuck?
>>75353156
Weaponized Autism isn't something to fool around with.
https://youtu.be/w7V0lTnzoVw
>st poois
>>75353176
>baseball buds
I don't have any irl baseball buds. That is what you guys are for.
>mets bullpen might be worse than ours
>>75353305
It's true famalam. Although might we interust yuo in one tim teboq for a bruce huper
>>75353301
A-are we casual as fuck?
>>75351447
This is what I'm wondering.
>>75351423
BIPRIE (Balls in play resulting in error)?
>>75351792
"Hello, Cutch!"
>>75353332
Some of you guys are alright.
>>75353329
Gib back Kid Rock ;_;
>>75351447
Probably altuve
Anyone fast that forces a rushed plau
>>75352996
It is emotionally and sexually exploitative to go to gay bars specifically to manipulate some gays into giving you free drinks for kisses.
Cusb fans should be ASHAMED of themselves for their blatant abuse of the gay community.
>>75353493
Doctored. I literally haven't posted anything today. Someone must've found out my trip. Lmao it's a funny thing, becoming iconic. People start to imitate you to try and entertain others. Sad lmao.
>>75353571
AHAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT
>>75353560
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""kisses"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>75353571
>This damage control
Alright, /mlb/.
How do we fix this shit?
Who are the best players in this year's draft?
>>75353759
some things cannot be fixed
>>75353759
Nuke it
AL Best
>>75353759
MONTREAL
>>75353766
Me. I am.
>>75353571
please kill yourself
>>75343578
Yeah seriously. Where was that fucker when we needed him?
>>75353877
Lmao no he's right, I found out his trip, it's pretty easy if you dumbasses could think for yourselves.
>>75353766
Hunter Greene
Just don't reply to it
@75353934
No more yous for you
testing
Why does every thread devolve into shitty tripfag or suspected trip fag drama
Try not being faggots please
>>75354079
Trip on, mo
>>75354079
because its reddit
Best Trip: Texas Yankees
Worst Trip: mo
Overrated Trip: spaceman
Underrated Trip: pb
Nolan Arenado is the best all around player in baseball
>>75354079
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>>75343911 #
No the multi-level false flagging involved making large posts to debate who was who using mutliple post quotes within the post as it were a word in the sentence. For example:
>>75328282
A triple falseflag is when a mets fan makes a post pretending to be DG. Thus one here: .>>75327556
.. ..But in that false DG post, the poster makes it seem as if DG is pretending to be a giants fan at an attempt to deflect from the humiliation being endured to somehow make this about DG. A trip which I have not used for 9 months.
It was explained here by me. >>75327901
It's fucking cerebral.
>>75354238
pb is a pedo
>>75354238
>I rate trips
>>75354238
>rating trips
>>75354238
>worst trip
>mo
this is beyond any reasonable doubt the truth "Lmao"
Cardinals are back baby
>pie rats
>>75354238
Texas Yankees is by far the worst person on this board lmao. Put your trip back on faggot. Lmao.
>>75354245
This.
>Hendricks regressing
>>75354245
who?
Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans
Attendance Watch 1.2
The NL West is retarded with the Rockies and DBacks on the top
>CUBES
Guys I fucked up
I bought Syndergaard on The Show for 90k
>>75354816
Why did you say Kris Bryant was trash under your DG moniker?
>>75355040
is there a column that shows the how full the stadium is per game by percentage?
>>75355169
I'm not DG
>>75354279
fake news
Go Ms
>>75355040
LMAO at Cleveland
>>75355174
Not that I know of, but you're right that capacity is an obvious issue. My guess is that Busch, AT&T, Fenway, and Wrigley are pretty much selling out nightly. Maybe Yankee Stadium too because I know they got rid of some seats.
>>75355414
>Yankee Stadium
lol no
>cubbies
If I gotta slap a pussy-ass nigga imma make it look sexy
>>75355840
MARINERS MARLINS THREAD
>went to go take a shit
>come back and the cusb are down by 2 more runs
beautifully poetic
TERRIBLE TEAM
TERRIBLE FANS
BAD BAD BAD.
What pitchers fell off a cliff hardest part way through their career?
>>75355912
delet this
>>75355152
Why not buy rookie Syndergaard instead
>>75355912
brandon webb
>>75355912
Greg maddux. Guy pitched for like 20 years, then poof. Gone.
>>75355912
this guy fell off a barn pretty hard
>>75355912
never gonna forget some analyst said Timmy would be out of the league in 5 years because the back is not supposed to endure that unorthodox delivery for an entire career
>>75356002
going for that 99 Wright.
Like im not even gonna use Syndergaard cause i have more fun doing challenges with at the moment rookie and breakout pitchers so i just stock my 1-5 with those.
>rags
>RAGS
>>75342618
petco/camden yards/pnc are the top tier of comfy in baseball
>>75355152
tfw only play the show for the singleplayer and it'll take literal years of my life to ever make a RTTS player who is an elite fielder
At least franchise is still fun
>>75356110
Wew lad. All my diamonds are epic players like Buddy Bell, BJ Upton, and Glen Perkins. Though I'm about to get 97 Ian Kinsler and 91 Sabathia
Went to baseball practise again lads.
Was shit with the glove at the start but was catching after a while. Still awful at throwing.
Batted twice, first pitch I hit and got on base which was good, second time I batted I hit on the first pitch went high in the air and I was caught out, think the centre bloke got it.
Had a ball skim my head which hurt and got a few balls in the arms which have left marks.
>>75355912
>ANALball Sanchez
hes more then half way through his career though
>>75356297
did you charge the mound?
>>75356267
91 Sabathia is ass for me
I unlocked Diamond Grandy (beast), Holliday (elite) and Reggie Jackson (longest HRs in the game without a doubt).
>>75356309
Guy had ONE year of note
>>75354974
filthy casual
Is Mikey losing it? He said Headley is going to break Ted Williams BA record
>>75356343
Nah I only got to first then we swapped over which was a shame.
reminder that video games are gay
>>75356345
Rockies epic Holliday? I don't want to cash out on one player desu. Hoping I get goldschmidt in a pack for 98 Gonzo
>>75356374
charging the mound is a baseball tradition
you'll learn
>>75356416
Oh I did let go of the bat and it hit the catcher in the leg.
Did apologise lel, he said it was alright but that you can get bollocked for doing it in a match.
>>75356411
Nah not Rockies epic, got him for completing those conquest missions (doubles with hardware players, etc.). Complete them all, trade in useless NL players, 93 Holliday. I forget what the rest of the missions were, but there are 6 of them
>>75356058
They've been saying that about scherzer and Kershaw's motion for 9 years. Tim was just small. The guy was 5'10 throwing 99mph on college. It wasn't his arm. It was his hips that ended him.
>>75356382
then i'm a faggot without AIDS
exception that proves the rule
>>75356456
dont throw the bat you shit
>>75356456
not the catcher, the pitcher
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZAH3Ag4kuw
>>75356474
Is it a hidden mission? I got the 10 pack reward for conquest, but the challenges I have are just the divisional ones
>>75356297
Did u even face a pitcher? How did u get on base if u couldn't field a ball? What the fuck? Lol not being rude I've just never heard of that before unless it's age 9 LL
>>75356058
Well he wasn't entirely wrong
>>75356498
Pedro was 5"11 and had far more longevity
Mechanics matter
>>75356498
Scherzer and Kershaw are mechanically sound though. Timmy wasnt
>rags
>>75356537
Sorry does 'get on base' means score a point or just get on a base? I just got to first after hitting a ball yet I'm shit at catching and throwing.
>>75356661
get on base means getting on base
>>75356661
Reaching a base safely. Via walk, hit, error, or hpb
>>75356620
Pedro is also the second greatest RHP to even touch a baseball. You're not exactly being fair. Lincecum's mechanics allowed him to use his every bit of his body to release the ball
It was very very impressive to watch. If you're implying that his mechanics were poor then you just haven't got a clue of that you're talking about so I'll just end the conversation right here. Lincecum was small. The guy went on the DL exactly 0 times for arm health. Once got hit by a liner but not from his own doing.
>>75356526
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1TSBoFhOJjxHyr3kUaWkchZ2_9YdihRsFq5Co7xqKxa0/htmlview?usp=sharing&sle=true
Save the link, its very useful. Look under conquest tab for details on Holldiay.
>>75356620
I'm 5'11" AMA
>>75356744
Lincecum had intentionally poor mechanics to utilize torque
>>75356456
Don't tap a mexican catcher's shin guards after you talked shit about his team on tv the night before unless you're ready to fight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcQkRI8yKyw
I miss timmy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7NSArrH1HM
>>75356640
Scherzer is not mechanically sound. Max has one of theost violent deliveries in baseball. Kershaw with his double leg kick lessens the strain on his arm. It's why he's so thick from the waist. There's entire articles written specifically on Kershaww and Scherzer talking about "cheats" in their mechanics that relieve their arms from strain.
>>75356868
Violence is irrelevant. His mechanical timing is near perfect.
Ladies and gentlemen, the future center fielder for the New York Yankees.
>>75356749
Thanks famalam
>>75356928
>you now remember Jacoby Ellsbury
>>75356908
Kershaw's is. Max's isn't. They're both excellent an in their way to the hall. What are we arguing?
More mechanically sound :
Greinke or Maddux?
Keep in mind Greinke topped out at a 99mph and 97mph in game when he was 20. 13 years later and no arm issues with a 93mph fastball.
>I rate pitchers based on Wins
>>75342490
Reds fan support is a joke. I guess this is what happens when you make the playoffs only 3 times in 22 years.
Yikes.
>>75356744
So Lincecum obviously should've copied the 2nd greatest righty instead of doing something that allowed him to use every bit of his body and have a nice few years
>very very impressive to watch
Now its very very depressing
>then you havent got a clue what you're talking about
You're right. Great argument. He just imploded for no reason
>arm health
Lol first you say "every bit of his body" then focus only on arm health
>>75356793
it cooled down until Dusty Baker started chimping out
>Bauer gets an extra night to fly his drone
Lucky
>>75357157
This is the worst argument breakdown I've ever seen on 4chan
>>75342618
Too bad, nobody shows up cuz the Padres are MLB's garbage heap. Petco Park looks sick, and the fact that the walls were moved in should help increase homerun percentages.
Whenever my O's show up to SD, it's always a blast to watch us hit bombs. Adam Jones has like a .500 career batting average in Petco Park, and he was raised in San Diego.
>if someone doesn't pitch like Pedro and play for 18 years their mechanics are not good
wew lad what are you doing at this moment?
Tell me who your team is.
>>75356297
>think the centre bloke got it
Kek, you're one of the good ones, britbro
>>75357206
>millions of dollars in payroll are being wasted on guys with blisters on the DL around the MLB
>this dummy cuts his finger open with a toy...
>>75357151
Well yeah. That's an awful amount of playoff appearances. Embarassing to the team and fans alike.
>hendricks
>>75357363
It wasn't far, I think it was around second base but the centre bloke came forward.
Its hilarious that almost every player that has left the Jays or was rumored to sign with them are all shitting the bed.
>Fowler
>Bruce
>Cecil
>Dickey
Even EE has struggled while all the AAA prospects are busts.
There really is no way out of this. No amount of trades or signings would have prevented this collapse.
>>75357306
Lol nice false equivalency
Brb gonna cut my career short for the sake of impressing some neckbeard lmao
Will there ever be a baseball player with the same level of name recognition as Tom Brady or LeBron ever again?
Just a reminder. Mark Prior had "perfect" Mechanics
>>75357537
Derek Jeter was the last one.
>>75351792
"Hello, Cutch!"
I think this collapse was brought up by Ricciardi and his god awful prospects taking up valuable space in the minors forcing AA to unleash what little he had for a run, and leaving Shatkins with nothing in the end.
This was in the cards since before 2013
>>75357471
DIckey hasn't been the same ever since he won Cy Young as a Met in 2012.
He was garbage in Toronto.
>>75357231
You got BTFO and now you're crying
Sad!
>>75357471
I will LOL so hard if Tampa ends up finishing ahead of them this year.
>>75357453
what about her?
>>75357547
According to morons
>>75357711
Morons that think Lincecum went the way he did because he's small
>>75357697
Who bitch dis is?
>>75357697
>>75357697
How is she married to this man?
>>75353815
>ashat
lel
>>75357697
>>75357848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKbZwEYGYTc
If there were to be a round robin between all star teams consisting of the best players in each division what division do you believe would come out on top?
>>75355912
>>75356058
what killed tim wasn't his motion but his hip problems that led to his hip surgery
his hip problems didn't come from his motion neither just bad luck
>>75358024
AL Central
>>75358063
Why do you believe this?
Sell me on the AL Central All Star team
>>75358039
No, hip problems came directly from his pitching
>>75358039
Yeah dude just bad luck. Fuck logic
>>75358104
the ultimate meme team
>>75357537
Mike Trout will, given he gets traded to a good team that actually has a chance to win multiple WS titles.
>>75355912
Matt Harvey
>>75358104
Iunno they just seemed like the weakest of the bunch
C Salvador Perez
1B Miguel Cabrera
2B Brian Dozier
3B Todd Fraizer
SS Fransisco Lindor
DH Jose Abreu
OF Michael Brantley
OF JD Martinez
OF Lorenzo Cain
P Justin Verlander
RP Andrew Miler
CP Kelvin Herrera
>>75358259
Mike Trout is boring
>>75358269
He's still good, injuries have been killer though.
Mets Starting Pitching staff could have been up there with some of the bests of all-time, and injuries have completely destroyed any chances of them winning a WS anytime soon.
>>75358291
>3B Todd Frazier
>DH Jose Abreu
>>75358385
I couldn't justify putting Jose Ramirez in!
>>75358024
NL West
Who the fuck can stop that pitching?
>>75357537
Tom Brady only has name recognition because he's the GOAT
LeBron gets it because he's a meme and the nba has a lot of crossover with pop culture right now
>>75358297
How would we even know? He plays on the west coast, at 10:05 pm games where everyone else is asleep. The Angels have been crap for years other than 2014, which they got swept in the first round. Not his fault the team is garbage, he is just one player. The MLB is prominent definition of a "team game". One player can't help you win a WS, unless it's a special occasion like when Bumgarner single-handedly won the Giants playoff games.
Put him in Pinstripes or in Boston, and he will make names and buzz.
>>75358460
>>75358460
New thread
>>75357697
>>75357848
F E R T I L E
>>75352864
>RBIs
you've gone and memed too hard there junior