OFFICIAL GIANTS VS. ROYALS #2 GAMETHREAD

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>30 minute early gametheads in april

Dads thread?

>tfw unwittingly took the wrong Bart train and extended my commute an hour

>(2-0 | 0.66 ERA)

Woah is this guy Elite royalbros?

>>75363116
he is a command babby and his command has been good so far. its also been 2 games so who knows if he is actually for real

>>75363116
only when he's on the good weed

I think today is doggo day at the K

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hello my frens

>>75363669
that your gf?

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>>75363693
nah

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I told Bumgarner to rev up his chainsaw and he actually did it. The Mad Bum.

>>75363806
why not

What do you jintsbros think of Affeldt?

>>75363868
unprofessional af

>>75363806
>san fran chicks
Enjoy your aids

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>>75363822
I dunno, man

>it's a moose pops out on the first pitch episode

>>75363978
just bee urself

i know the guy who was sitting in front of that hunter pence sign

>>75363807
"yall need me to teach you how to hit homers off kershaw"

funny cause it's an actual quote

gonna be a quick one it seems

>these offenses against these pitchers

manfred's going to cream himself when this is over in 2 hours

>>75364207
>strikeouts now count as runs for the defense

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>>75364234
>start missing strikeouts as a catcher
>allow runner to reach base
>still score manfred points
>load bases
>offense starts scoring on struck out runners being walked in
>game lasts 8 hours

Manfred would kill himself

the hit salvy needed 3 years ago

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bark
in
park

>>75364387
>not impregnating her like everyone else did to their gfs

>unironically giving up XBHs to escobar

RISP is a meme

dang

Nunez almost got his hand taken off

Anyone screen shot that quote of the royals player getting drilled by Bumgarner in little league?

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Vargas is fucking dealing tonight.

RISP is gay

>>75364804
Everyone deals against our offense lately

This is like the 3rd time in the past little while we've been perfect games through at least the first 3 innings

drunk qts coming out of commercial

what if a foul ball hits a doge???

posey wasn't going down in that ab

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>>75365218
>dog catches foul ball
>runs onto field to return it for another fetch

>>75365256
>wins a gold collar award for outstanding defense

>>75365220
Lol hes a pothead isn't he?

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>>75365256

>>75365218
I was at a Louisville Bats game a few years back when they had Dog Day At The Park and I remember a dog getting a tooth knocked out from a line drive foul on the third base side.

It hurt to watch :/

>>75365315
he is literally always high

>>75365334
what kind of shitty owner doesnt stop the ball from hitting their pupper

Woo another 1 run complete game loss incoming

>puppers catches foul ball in mouth
>takes it to hot dog vendor and exchanges it for a free hot dog

>wake up from a nap
>giants get hits and bum finally has a 1 2 3 inning
Maybe I'm good luck m8s

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>>75365425

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This little shit wanted to go to bark at the park day. I had other plans....

that dog was attacking another dog

>>75365420
Nah. Giants offense is about bring in the runs.
>>75365368
The worst kind.

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actually starting to like Affeldt desu

HAHA time for RISP

>>75365266
>mvp for most valuable pupper

>Gorkshit

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>puppers catches foul ball in mouth
>runs onto field and buries it next to second base

>>75365569
It's refreshing to have a new goofy ass style of commentating

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Hernandez and Marrero need to be taken out back and shot desu

Aaron Hernandez yourself Gorkys Hernandez

>>75365339
I wonder who else smokes.
They do stop testing you for pot once youre in the majors

>>75365674
Agreed, they should call up Ruggiano right now and either Morse or Williamson when they're healthy

They literally can't be worse

really missin pagan tbqh

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>>75365710

>tfw not qt to go to the K with and get shit faced

>>75365738
i think rugg is the only one that can play cf

why the fuck is span not playing tho?

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>>75365763
Pagan would have injured himself somehow already

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>>75365793
WHY IS THIS ALLOWED

I really, really hate how the managers have the ability to wait so long to decide if they want review or not

>>75365793
shouldve brought your dog to today's game. bitches love dogs

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>black an actual game for a pre game show

the fuck are you doing csn???? ill watch the fucking warriors when THEY'RE ON...the fuck i gotta miss the giants for?

>>75365872
They're only allowed 30 seconds to decide now

>>75365913
>tfw not in w's territory so the game is still on

also just go to csn+

holy shit Crawford thank you so much

fucking crawford just had to be there

>>75365968
i dont get csn+

dubs arent even on until 7:30, shit is retarded

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Crawford fucking teleporting to 3rd behind nunez jesus christ

>>75365967
It's just dumb because the challenging team takes a look at the video, then MLB takes a look at the video, and then the call is made. It's a waste of time

fugg

WEW

fucking finally jesus christ

i would have legit killed myself if bum beat moose to the bag

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

B A S E D

MOOOOOSE

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that lil leg/butt tap from bum to moose lmao
cute shit

man if locain could just find his power he would be a sick hitter

Fuck

SOMEBODY CALL THE PLUMBER

THE FAUCET HAS A

D R I P
R
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>hosmer

this inning is over

Welp, looks like that's the ballgame

It was nice while it lasted

alright, not too much damage.

hos is shit right now

that Dyson/Yelich clip was fukken weird

That Jeremy banter though

Vargas>Bumgarner

>>75366385
he's dealing.

if we had this rotation in 2015 we would have won 105 games

Two hit whit is here to fuck.

I don't know how bum doesn't beat the shit out of gorkys or someone after this game with this lack of run support

>>75366522
Maybe he needs to get some more strikeouts?

>>75366522
to be fair bumgarner hasn't exactly pitched amazing

>>75366522
he will probably beat his wife

>almost 100 pitches
>6 innings and just 4 Ks

what happend did the royals just load the bases and >risp every inning?

That dude looks so much like Gregor Blanco

>>75366665
we are batting .124 with RISP all season leaf

>>75366594
You know he cheats on her. Bitch is Hideous.

>>75366693
>hitting that well with risp
must be nice

>>75366737
its worst in the majors kys

>bat went through the net

BUILD CONCRETE WALLS FROM FOUL POLE TO FOUL POLE

royals gonna get sued for that one

>>75366748
>hitting 0.29 points worse than us such chasm wow

also rude

>>75366790
read the back of your ticket next time you go to the game

>>75366788
careful manfred will hear you and unironically do it

is vargas elite?

>>75366818
doesnt matter. the net failed its purpose and caused an injury

>>75366862
the teams have no legal responsibility to even put up a net, it's just a courtesy

you waive all right to sue just by purchasing a ticket and attending the game

>>75366896
but a net was put up with a specific purpose and it failed to accomplish it. the royals will be sued for not maintaining it. they will reach a settlement out of court. the company that made the net will probably be sued too

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>McDoubles are half off tomorrow

Fuck, I'm not strong enough to resist.. what do I do bros?

>>75366943
you don't mess with a streak /sp/
>ginger.jpg

>>75366974
i want to fuck that kid's mom

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>tfw too intelligent to stay on the bag

if you slide feet first you have to plant your foot into the bag

>one run lead with this bullpen
it was good while it lasted

>>75367113

you doubt the incompetence of our bullpen to leave the lead at 1

>Vargas finally out
Tfw still don't have a chance against the royals good bullpen

1 run lead with royals relievers coming into the game

gg gints, you guys deserved the sweep

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>>75367172
its not 2014/2015 anymore senpai

>>75367221

>>75367139

You gotta love Muelens' GO-AHEAD-AND-SWING-AT-EVERYTHING--OR--JUST-STARE-AT-IT batting discipline.

>royals fans telling royals fans that are telling giants fans the royals bullpen sucks

>>75366592
He gave up 1 run in 6 innings. That's what, a 1.50 ERA?

Yeah he was dogshit you're right

>>75367421
a league average offense would have scored 5 runs off him

>hosmer so shit that lefebvre just assumes its going foul

HOORAY

and you guys thought our bullpen wouldnt blow it

>RISP

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>it took 10 hits just to get 2 runs

>bumgarner will be 0-3
What went wrong ;_;

>>75367634
Bullpen is shit

>>75367634

wins as a personal stat are meaningless, its a team effort, not the pitcher's sole responsibility

at least his ERA is going down

Putting Kontos in was beyond fucking stupid

WE HAVE AN OFF DAY TOMORROW AND HAD AN OFF DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY. THE PEN IS RESTED PUT IN OUR HOTTEST RELIEVER WOTUS YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!!

Fuck

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th-thanks hosmer

only 20 more hits and you'll be about .250

>>75367688
But we didn't have the lead.
I'm sure he would of used someone else

>>75367764
Oh yeah, it was a great fucking strategy to put in a bad reliever so we can fall behind more

What kind of thinking is that? Kontos is garbage, put in Strickland, he's been great this year

>>75367807
8/10 because you actually triggered me.
Nice one lad lol

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>the state of our batting

>>75367870
...what are you talking about

gg gints

EL TORO OLE

gg giants

feels good to win vs bum

>>75367934
your lack of baseball knowledge

GOD DAMMIT BUSTER

GG royals

>>75367870
Strickland has pitched 5.2 scoreless with a 0.7 WHIP this year

Literally what are you talking about?

>>75367995
What do you mean?

What's the point of saving guys who are better than Kontos when we have a shit load of rest days and they'll be rested by the next game?

Kill yourself retard

its hard enough to understand salvy when he doesnt have a huge wad of gum in his mouth

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gg royals. See you in June.


-------------------------
Day off / Travel day tomorrow
to COL for 3 games ...

Next game (#1) is on Friday at 8:40 PM ET | 5:40 PM PT.

>>75368076
IT VILL NEVUH HAPPEN AGAIN

>>75368094
IH VILL NEVA HAPPUH GINN

>>75368064
You only use the best when you have the lead

And they probably will get used a lot in Colorado

>>75368263
But Melancon is the best...you would still have him...

Fuck you're stupid lol. Don't reply to me anymore smug bandwagon shithead who knows nothing about baseball lmao

>he thinks giving up more runs in a close game is a good strategy

Wew lad goodbye

:^(