/heem/: tecia torres edition

First for autism

She is fighting Randa Markos next. -12,000 odds it's a decision.

Jack R. Ray

>>75211324
The experts are saying bet on the underdog Whittaker!

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childhood is when you idolize Jon Jones, adulthood is realizing Gus makes more sense

>>75211424
Isn't Gus a convicted felon?

I like the tecia/roquelle romance

>>75211460
lol yes. for assaulting a female too.

This sport is literally dying. Every single event there's a top athlete announcing his retirement.

>>75211491
Poor little white boy

>>75211464
Florida's finest couple

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Go on /heem/, thank Jacare for good luck and health.

TYBJ

>>75211595
The experts are picking against him. I stand with Jacare.

>>75211634
smart man

>>75211646
Only a nerd would pick against Jacare.

>>75211460
adulthood is realizing sometimes you gotta commit crimes

>>75211491
what a cuck, glad crumble bestowed the biggest btfo in mma history on him now

"omg guys the OP is super duper important" - idiot

>>75211491

Based Rumble delivering justice to the cowardly woman beater.

Adan seething he didn't get ta make the thread.

Don't worry buddy ya can get the next one in 4 hours

If you're not a fan of Canada you're not a fan of MMA.

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Rumbel has filed his appeal. He wants D.C. to testify under oath about the weigh in, be fined 20% of his purse and be stripped of his belt.

Weidman has also officially filed an appeal.

>>75211894
Why does Rumblel care when he fought like a coward out there?

>>75211894
They don't call it Jew York for nothing

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Who should Alexa Grasso fight next?

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>>75211823
>>75211779
>>75211491
>>75211554

>>75211926
20% of D.C.'s purse is a six figure payday for him.

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>>75211894
>waaah 1.2lbs, it has nothing to do with me having 0 ground defence or fight iq
>waaah no replay, I dont care if it was the wrong call
they should both go fuck themselves

>>75211991
>victim blaming
205 MEANS 205
NO REPLAYS MEANS NO REPLAYS

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Will Aldana get cut?

>>75211850
youre using a thread that was 40 posts early and somehow convincing yourself that I dont find that hilarious lmao you fucking idiot

Who would win in a fight between CoGar and Trius?

are the actual fight fan americans embarassed by how your brothers behave in these threads?

i thought the fight network went out of business

>>75212056
Are ya pretending ya've never made an early thread ya colossal loser?

>>75212106
Yes. I apologize on their behalf. Especially that racist guy.

>>75212106
One loser(you) has managed to give a bad name to every Canadian flag that posts here. Good work.

>>75212124
How in the fuck did you get that from that you idiot lol

>>75212155
lol this is the exact type of post i was talking about when i asked if they get embarassed

>>75212181
>>75212181
Literally seething cause you don't get to be the OP of a general on an anonymous anime imageboard.

How do you let your life spiral this hard out of control?

What kind of dork get embarrassed on 4chan or ever really?
Literally can't remember the last time I felt that

>>75212236
never stop thinking about me and definitely never stop whining about me because thats my favourite part

by the way you just got BTFO hope you enjoyed it bud lmaooo

>>75212280
what is he talking about you didn't even make a new thread in the previous one?

>>75212280
You're on the verge of tears sobbing like a little child cause you didn't get to be the OP.

>>75211894
>>75211926
Is this Rumble or just his team? Rumble has been nothing but respectful, said he doesn't care and even with the money, looks to be glad he's finally getting out of the sport.
Seems weird he'd stick around for all thsi

>>75212051
Yes. This wmma shit belong to invicta where ugly dykes with low skills fighting for white knights pleasure

WE'RE NOT HERE TO TAKE BART
WE'RE HERE TO TAKE HOMER

hahahahahahahhahahahaha

>>75212335
He has a lawyer to handle all the technical stuff regarding the demands I'd assume, but rumble definitely wants to appeal it.

>>75211894
>stripped of his belt.
You don't get stripped for missing weight lel

>>75212361
have an upboat good sir :)

>>75212383
Yes you do.

Cody "No Love" Garbrandt is the greatest mixed martial artist of all time and will retire the undefeated three weight UFC world champion.

lol so fuckin pissed

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>Gayguard Moose-Assy

Both Connor and Dr. Wyman believe that Whittaker is going to KO Jacare.

Miesha Tate's Tight Cunt

>>75212424
no

>>75212584

Who is Eugene picking?

>>75212612
>he hasn't watched the care don't care preview

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>>75212051
"yes"

>>75212612
who the fuck is eugene

>>75212668
CAuse I dont care

>>75212599
https://twitter.com/JohnMcCarthyMMA/status/85071756476227993

Kick rocks bird brains

>>75212687
The Übermensch of mma media.

>>75212687
>This casual

I-I said I love you

>>75212715
>Sorry, that page doesn’t exist!
Wew got a real feather brain here that either can't get a link right or made it all up!

bird brains lol

>>75212814
Here you go birdbrains
https://twitter.com/JohnMcCarthyMMA/status/850717564762279937

Pretty strange you even need evidence considering the precedent has been set countless times.

>>75212896
I see your point now, you are correct.

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Just watched the MMA Beat there lads

Cuck Thompson SBN has always been hard to listen to but he's taken it to a new level lately. How long until Ariel sacks him?

>>75212903
Apology accepted bird brains.

>>75212903
this is a SPICY new meme boys

pretty soon everyone will be spamming it

SOBBING

>>75212921
No, it isn't. No they won't.

>>75212916
Birds are probably more intelligent than your average /heem/ poster tbf

https://twitter.com/UFCONFOX/status/852622035314384896/video/1

>>75212958
I see your point now, you are correct

JACARE SPEAKS

https://twitter.com/UFCONFOX/status/852629240671485952

>>75213004
oh good i cant wait lmao just kidding who gives a fuck

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>>75212982

>>75213004

BASED JACARE BLOWING OUT THE BONG

>>75213004
Brazilian accents are so awful

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Who would win? Schaub or 1000 Brock Les Lesnars?

>>75213004
Man he's looking old. I feel for him but he's constantly said he'd be content never even getting a title shot

>>75213049
Your opinion = no one cares

>>75213088
Schaub is a nightmare matchup for Brock Lesnar.

Why isn't that guy posting his webms?

>>75211894
Rumble says he doesn't want D.C. Stripped

https://www.instagram.com/p/BS1uuE6hlWN/

>>75213168
IKR? Chin like granite, superior ground game and strength. Easy win.

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>>75212051
>30-27 Herrig

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>>75213197
hopefully he will learn his lesson this time.

It certainly took me a while.

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What is your favorite technique?

>Submit my opponent without him hurting me or me hurting him.

IS MAIA GETTING A TITTLE SHOT?

>>75213227
Based Rumble.

>>75213227
>Btw this definitely isn't about money, that's for damn sure. It's the principal of the situation for you knuckleheads that have no brain.

C'mon son

>>75213227
good stuff

>yfw gastelum gets a 2 year suspension

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>>75213275
Eyepoke shuffle. Easy and legal way to do damage to your opponent. Only get a warning.

>>75213088
Who is the handsome man?

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So we can all agree that this is the best fighter that has ever walked the earth, right?

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>>75213356

Why doesn't jacapoo just go to LHW if he wants a title shot? That would be more more interesting than Jim manpoopa

>>75213571
Why doesn't DC "go" to heavyweight?

>>75213571
Grow up

>>75213592
He already has a belt in his division and there are clear contenders ahead of him?

>>75213592
He was at HW on saturday

>>75213609
>not going up to fight JDS for the belt instead of jimi who gives a fuck

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can someone translate this?

If JDS loses I riot

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>>75213706
>big but wee
>birthday dumps
>loads

>>75213733
why stipe miocic sound croatian but he finna sound american

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>>75213758
Because da heffer no stoppa da fight so I keep a going and this stip miotich house thank you

What happens if GSP or Bisping pulls out? UFC won't let Romero step in right they'll just reschedule?

>>75213797
anderson steps in

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>>75213802
Tfw

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>>75213523
*blocks your path*

>Tfw can't post Robin Black picks anymore

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>>75213836
>Robin Black

>>75213872
Masvidal'd

>>75213872
Clawjuh is a giant westaboo so you just KNOW she was frothing thinking about his 7 inch bone pressed cowdick

>>75213947
Get help

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I love Cody but when will they learn?

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>>75213970
Rent free

>>75213872
i hope she doesn't catch deleted from him

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>>75213980
he looks like teenage version of amos from the expanse

>>75213990
what's karolina by ko?
+15000?

does anyone on /heem/ actually think rose is gonna win against waterson? if so why?

>>75214023
Oh shit. Amos No Love.

>>75214193
i do because the mma vivisection picked her

>>75214193
The only reason I've read is "cause she's bigger"

>>75213872
Thighs are looking thigg

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>>75214213
>>75214193
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSyp7JelUPT/

She's looking bigg

>>75214193
wtf knows its a pick em

>>75214193
>mma vivisection

>>75214242
Rose is a slight favorite

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Have to go to work now lads, please pray for me

*schaubs pants*
oh god......oh man i've got schaub all over me............oh jeez......./heem/ can you help me clean myself up i'm just....i'm just covered in schaub......dear me....

>>75213706
>Special Happy 30th birthday
>to my big (in stature) brother, who's younger than me
>Shame I'm in the US and can't give him the usual beatings you give to the person whose birthday it is. (They're called bumps here, dumps over there, basically whatever age someone is you hit them that many times)

Rose is fighting to save the world

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/4/13/15295044/rose-namajunas-ufc-on-fox-24-open-workout-scrum-video

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>>75214345
>always see pics of rose
>try and think Why I don't like this qt more
>remember she sounds like this

>>75214378
Where is this pic from?

>>75212056
why are the mods such incompetent retards
you know they would have deleted this thread if spergOP had actually made it a decent one
fucking mongs

Fabricio Werdum +130
Alistair Overeem -160

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtBCauy1_z0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k9Mwcmxr2g
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=af6_1377140353

how playful is artem gonna be in dere next weekend?

>>75214772
> hot Bethe Correia bottom right

>>75214491
No one cares and your crush on spergOP, faggot!! You're embarrassing! Get over it and get laid, bitch!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m6hODHvLuQ

>>75211491
In Sweden looking at a women is probably considered assault

>>75213004
based jacare desu

>>75214969
at least watching her isn't literally cringeworthy like dern and bethe

how do you get a free PTSD dog btw

>>75213004
Bisping literally QUAKING in his boots

>>75214969
>gets armbarred
>announces retirement
>goes to live in the trees

>Heavy Hands trying to make it out like DJ is some sort of a hilarious banter king

weird desu

>grasso getting cut

JUST

Post your boys for each weight class to prove you're not a casual.

I'll start.

Mighty Mouse
Cruz
Dooho Choi
Lando
Demian Maia
Jacare
Jones
Reem
Cynthia
Shevchenko

>>75215398
>Dooho Choi
Meant to say Mendes for FW btw

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>>75214772

>>75215373
wat

>>75215398
all-time or active fighters?

>>75215398

Ray Borg
Aljamain Sterling
Yair Rodriguez
Tony Ferguson
Gunnar Goony Nelson
Jack R. Ray
Jonny Bones Jones
Francis Ngannou
Karate Hottie
Sara McMann

>>75215442
this is new technology? it fucking stinks

>>75215398
>having a boy for each weight class

reducing the value of boy status desu

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>>75215398

Jesscia Andrade
Amanda Nunes
Germaine De Randamie
Magomed Bibulatov
Dominick Cruz
Mirsad Bektic
Khabib Nurmagomedov
Lorenz Larkin
Jacare Souza
Misha Cirkunov
Josh Barnett

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>>75215442

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>>75215473

>>75215543
You are a muslim

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>>75215559
She's a dime-piece my guy

>>75215360
They are the biggest dorks

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here's a fighter's face for your app

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>>75215566
Yes, I am.

>>75215559
Damn, you beat me to it LOL

https://www.instagram.com/p/BP2ytLxA34E/

>>75215609
What a sweetheart.

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>>75215609
>>75215559
/ourgirl/

Do Bronx

>>75215520
That's what a casual who isn't intimately familiar with every weight class would say.

>>75215597
Where the fuck have you been NP?

>>75215543
>Jesscia Andrade
>GD
Wut

https://youtu.be/wk8Z4ZQW3mc

Lmao Marcelo kicked dannis out of his gym

>>75215684
Did his mom become a fan?

>>75215398
>manlets
Cody
>ded
Kevin Lee
Tyron (former boi rory, schaub rest his nose)
DC
Lewis
>women

>>75215684
what a bum

>>75215731
DC is a manlet though

>>75215731
Ya gotta bait better than this

>>75215684
Marcelo is jealous of his success. His moms probabaly a fan.

>>75215679
Typo
Germaine De Randamie is the UFC Women's Featherweight champion and I don't like Roidborg

>>75215759
Sure is easy for a loser like you to say that at your keyboard, hiding in your room, cheeto dust all over you fingers and shit.

But say that to DC in person and see what happens you no life, loser, do nothing bitch, NEET, zero.

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>>75215804

>>75215473

My anti-boys/girls:

Cejudo
Garbrandt
Konga Magiga
Stephen Thompson
Travis Browne

>>75215850
who's nosferatu, all i see is world's greatest MMA coach justin bucholz

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Meet hot single men in your area! Horny and ready to bang, GUARANTEED. Sign up now!

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As it pertains to the sport of Boxing, I hereby proclaim Conor McGregor to be my eternal and only boy.

Holloway is free money

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>>75215880
joanna jedrzejczyk

>>75215891
But he isn't a boxer you zilch

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>>75215917
he's going to ko floyd with some angles he's never seen before my man

>>75215917
Floyd Mini Mayweather fan detected

>>75215938
Don't @ me you loser
>>75215939
You bet I am. Floyd is gonna toy with that overrated wanker.

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>>75215901

Say that to my face irmaõ

>>75215959
make me

>>75215976
*spills piss*

>>75215679
Bandwagon shithead sherdog dork he is

Is anyone else really annoyed by Holloway?

He seems just so, uncivilised, or something.

I know he's literally a professional fighter, but I dunno, guess I'm just autistic.

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>>75216010

*goes to Disneyworld*

*blatantly apes your style*

*talks shit nasally repeatedly*

>>75216062
wanna know how i know i could heem you

>>75215804
So THAT'S why DC moved to light heavyweight!

>>75216062
Hawaii is mostly trash people, not really his fault.

>>75215594
Doesn't process

>>75216108
Because I'm a manlet and I don't train?

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>>75216062
average hawaiian

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>>75216147

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b-boys, is doo hoo safe? I dont understand why people are hyped about this shit

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>>75216216

>>75216277
Unnatural, unholy, disgusting

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>>75216277
Adorable

>>75216277
I like them

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is there any chance she isn't a roider?

>>75216134
he's a island-billee

kinda like whitaker, hunto, bj penn

Artem going hard ah
https://youtu.be/3Lb1_cWqOWQ

>>75216428
travis browne as well

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anyone else going to bed after rose vs. michelle?

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>>75216289

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what did he mean by this

>>75216597
gastelum on suicide watch

>>75216597
kek'd at Gastelum

how many bongs until the bellator card

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>>75215850
>illegal knee

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>>75216372
>r

>>75216711
joanna inbetween holly and ngannou

>>75216597
Maybe passing the line of rankings for a shot at Bisping?


Not sure how I would feel, but it would start from feeling bad.

>>75216584
shoop nate on there, he wears a similar style blackshirt everywhere

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>>75216597
luke doesnt want to fight

>>75216597
gastelum BTFO

>>75216597
>being suck a manlet that compression shorts fit like pants

Who the fuck is red shorts

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>>75216852

>>75216569
I don't even watch them live anymore
So much nicer to just sleep and watch them first thing in the morning. I can skip all the adverts and save so much time.

Only downside is I don't get to see heems reaction to things.

Fight I'm most looking foward to is Tim Elliott

>>75216913
Vitor

>>75217041
But there is no Hue's besides Silva on that pic

>>75216852
lmao no the original guy but that idea is golden

brb

>>75216970
>how_to_make_a_mil_in_UFC.jpg

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>>75216852

lets be honest here, karate hottie will murder rose

>>75211464
reee i wish tecia was my lesbofu

>>75216970
kek'd, well played

>>75217434
thanks

How big of a shitshow will Bellator in NYC be?

Is there any chance everyone doesn't claim the "two main events" are both fixed somehow?

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*GADOOOOOSH*

>>75217890
the ufc main event was fixed

Ngannou

>>75216597
>Gastelum
>State of manlets

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>>75217891

Should Schaub get an instant title shot when he returns? He is inarguably the biggest draw at hw.

>>75218155
who?

>>75218155
Should headline a FOX card against Browne and then call out Overeem. After that he would fight Stipe and sub him.

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>>75218123
what's with the slow response? you can do better than that

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>>75218192

Bobby Green is back this weekend lads
I missed him

>>75218184
>he would sub Stipe

Stipe would give him worse brain damage than he already has.

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>>75218248
I think you'd be surprised.

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Reminder

Memes die.

Gods are eternal.

>>75218235
>I missed him
literally why

>>75218270
Yeah I'd be surprised if Shob is ever coherent if he fights any HW in the top 15, not that he currently is

>>75218287
He's a character - and actually really talented, just a bit of a nutjob

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>>75218278
Swab is a false god

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>>75218306
We've seen what USADA has done to some fighter while propelling others. Schaub would easily be top 5 in HW today. His Jitz and boxing have improved tremendously and he has always been clean.

>>75218344
Shob is so bad he lost to Travis Browne when he was with Edmund. The only fighter to achieve this feat except Mitrione and we all know Mitrione was winning that fight before he got eye poked and refused to take the DQ loss.

His best friend had to beg him to retire in front of the world.

Bosse vs Villante has potential to be a goat sloppy banger.

>>75215398
Pettis
Killashaw
Cub
Pettis
Robbie
Yoel
Shogun
Reem
Andrade
Titscake

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>>75218397
What has Travis done since USADA? NOTHING! Rothwell got popped. Schaub got robbed against Arlovski. I think Schaub would make a good run if he came back.

The Rogan thing doesn't bother me. He's a mediocre comedian that sells snake oil to enlightened high school kids.

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>>75218525
>I think Schaub would make a good run if he came back.
Not sure if you can top this run

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>>75218551

>>75218466
I unironically like villante desu. seems like a decent guy

>>75218525

How telling is it that Shob is the only fighter to lose to Travis in 2 years of fighting?

>>75218609
USADA is doing it's job.

>>75218609
most fans I know don't count that as a win for Travis

>>75218616
SO big brown ran away from the sport cause of USADA?

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>>75218616
lucky for Schaub puppyfat isnt a banned substance

>>75218679
He retired before USADA.

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Is Chiss wiemahn a good fighter?

>>75218693
He got retired by Travis Browne*

>>75218525
>tfw Schaub could be a world champion if he was smart enough to not do what Joe Rogan says

>>75218715
>gnp'ed for two rounds on a mcgregor card
>ktfo in your home state
>try to milk a dq win in a fight you were losing then get btfo in your homestate
has a champ been this utterly btfo?

>>75218715
he had a good run but yoel perma heemed his brain for jesus

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>>75218775
Rogan definitely robbed us of some immaculate fighting, but Schaub is doing really well with his podcasting endeavors.

>>75218775
>Schaub could be a world champion
I don't think so buddeh

He lost to Roy Nelson and got heemed by Big Nog

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>>75218715
is WeidieW a good fighter?

>>75218775
>you now remember when Lawler humiliated Swab

https://youtu.be/rUwiEIsh0Io?t=925

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>>75218854
>Roy Nelson was his first UFC fight
Can't blame Schaub here, he was inexperienced. If they rematch Schaub would out-grapple and sub Roy.
>Big Nog
That was a fight in Brazil under it's non-existent athletic commission. Big Nog would get schooled in vegas under a USADA regime.

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>>75218895
>Schaub would out-grapple and sub Roy

>>75218895
why do you have to respond to everyone with a goofy schaub picture, nobody cares about you're identity you loser

>>75218895
>If they rematch Schaub would out-grapple and sub Roy.
> If they rematch Schaub would out-grapple and sub Roy.

ROFL dummy

>>75218924
Whatever you say bro. I don't have an identity here. I'm a fan of Schaub. There are many like me.
>>75218925
I don't find it funny. I genuinely and wholeheartedly believe Schaub would wear down on Roy against the cage and d'arce him.

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>>75218895
>he doesn't know about roy's jitz
>he doesn't know roy has never been submitted

..aaand thread is ruined

JUST

LIKE

THAT

>>75218969
>Schaub would wear down on Roy against the cage and d'arce him.
ROFL when has Shob ever worn anyone down? He's the connoisseur of getting KO'd in round 1

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>>75218981
I get it. He beat Frank Murr in a meme grappling match. Roy would gas from fighting off Schaub's wall and stall. Schaub via 2nd rd sub.

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>>75218998
yeah brazil really has nothing to contribute

>>75219011
you can't even hook roy his belly is too fat

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>Our MW champ everyone

>>75219119
One-armed guillotine > lucky KO

>>75219119
Have you listened to his podcast?

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>>75219119

>Our former MW champ everyone

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>>75219190

>>75211894
DC definitely pulled some shady shit at the weigh in, but Rumble should have made his case before the fight. Now he just sounds like sour grapes.

>>75219119
>defending against senior citizens and midget 155'ers
what did he mean by this?

>>75219410
hey listen buddeh after im fru wiv GSPEE im gonna give yoehl rohmero his match 6 weeks latah ask dana white what i texted him m8

>>75219516
>OI DIDN ASSK FONIK DAYNA OFFERED THA FOIGHT AND I TOKIT YEH? ASK HIM M8

>>75218551
>that last one

Was it early stoppage?

fighyting issah likkeh deh stahk markewt

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WAKE UP /HEEM/

picks?

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I like it.

>>75220278
Dont care

Is anderson fighting vitor or is he bitching for hall fight that makes ZERO fucking sense, (would get titleshot with next win)

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>>75220317
anderson is getting a shot regardless if he wins.

its either muh controversial rematch or muh goat vs goat.

welcome to the wme era goofball