fuck u goof>>75195107
There once was a group of young fight fans and bros,
Who hated Canucks
(Except Snacks&Hoez)
A rowdy young group,
They once all got duped,
When one young Canuck
Filled an OP with poop.
They all gave him (You)s
When he started a ruse,
And they all bitched and whined
When his posts had no news.
"A couple posts early!"
Cried Yankees, so surly.
"My OP template always must be re-used!"
Down to the South worked a grunt on the docks,
Who believed that this genius,
He'd surely outfox.
He'd post his TV,
And then there would be,
An applause as his internet friends
All agreed.
This seemed very odd
To the sly young Canuck.
Why would one post a pic
of a TV that sucks?
His intrigue, uncommitted,
His point was transmitted,
That the dock workers brain
Was, clearly, dim witted.
The response was an outcry of butthurt and tears.
A shitposting spree that, to some,
Lasted years.
He'd form an attack,
Gather friends, in a pack,
And begin to post pics of a man,
Who was black.
The Canuck then did chuckle,
At all the hubbub.
He cracked all his knuckles,
And hopped in the tub.
He'd write all these goofs,
Poetry on that night,
With a picture, as proof,
That his skin was quite white!
The dock worker reeled in shock, then.
"I'm BTFO'd!", he'd shouted, "AGAIN!"
His claim was addressed,
And his brain was depressed,
But his focus remained,
Quite the same.
(Still obsessed.)
The tears then began
Like the rain in a flood.
His soul filled with pain,
When he'd just been a stud.
But his stupid brain showed:
With your thought process slowed,
You get BTFO'd
By lmaobud.
>>75206639
i can't take you seriously after how completely and utterly spergOP btfo'd you in the art of making threads and winning thread wars for months at a time
>>75206659
>the art of making threads and winning thread wars for months at a time
god fucking damn are you ever gay
>>75206659
Adan is a man with nothing to lose
Spergy is a man with everything to lose.
>the op matters
>>75206672
it's an art and I fucking murdered you in it
>>75206679
"the OP matters" - stupid idiot
>>75206688
dwarf
"making the OP is an art"
I am impressed by your performance.
>>75206639
Adan I think you're becoming a hack. It's been 10 PPV's since your last poem man
>>75206778
I hardly ever post anymore my man and I haven't written any poetry period let alone mma related in a long while now
I have inspiration now that I'm a dad so maybe that'll make me want to create more or some shit I dunno, sorry for leaving you hanging for so long. I know you've asked a bunch
>>75206786
>now that I'm a dad
>height 5' 10"
>weight 155lbs
could I be a fighter lads?
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74589202/#74589521
kek
>>75206883
Father of the Year
>>75206871
>the dates are all fucked up and the links are all broken
what did he mean by this...?
>>75206883
Fucking loves it doesn't he , he's pretty much coke the person
Good thread
>>75206639
Good thread, OP. Anything is better than NotePad's.
The UFC is like 70% beta male champions, bud.
>JJ
Talented and fearless but looks like a goblin and probably watches her bf fuck more fertile, voluptuous slav goddesses while she flicks her bean in the corner.
>Nunes
Classic alpha turbodyke.
>Mighty Mouse
Gamer manlet whose taller wife owns a dildo because he can't satisfy her. Kids were probably artificially inseminated.
>cody
Could be alpha, but arguably more feminine than his gf who probably pegs him regularly if their Halloween pic is anything to go by. He's probably fucking PVZ as well.
>Aldo
Nobody more cucked in the history of the FW division. Currently holds a belt he never won off the previous champ who heemed him stiff in >13 seconds
>gooby
Clearly alpha, but did hold up a whole division last year over a temper tantrum.
>Woodley
Constantly whines, race-baits, and forced us to sit through maybe the two worst title fights of all time because he was scared to engage.
>bispong
Pretty alpha. That will change once they lock him in with Romero.
>DC
>jon
>Stipe
Alpha
>>75204948
tbol will come later in the cycle, fuck up fool
>>75206971
>Talented and fearless but looks like a goblin and probably watches her bf fuck more fertile, voluptuous slav goddesses while she flicks her bean in the corner
for sure, she even admitted that she doesn't check up on him when she's abroad
>>75206971
>Jon
WHO?
>>75206975
Hi, please delete this.
>>75206940
>NotePad
whoever came up with that deserves at least fifty (You)s, just incredible
>>75206991
WAS IT YOU JON JONES
YOU CHICKEN LEG LOOKIN' MOTHERFUCKER
>>75206971
Dc is a bitch. Other than that OK. Also Cody fucking wrecked and danced on the most feminine fag ever "Dom".
Can we please stop the "DC is a hard worker meme"? This pathetic fatfuck failed to make weight at the 2008 Olympic games. He loves to talk up how he placed 4th in Athens, but he never mentions the time he couldnt
stop eating cake and chicken when it mattered most.
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2014/2/19/5427802/daniel-cormier-admits-poor-weight-management-caused-him-to-drop-out-ufc-170-2008-olympics
Oh yeah, when his daughter died, he couldn't even afford a headstone. Some hard-worker. Some great family man.
http://www.ufc.com/news/ufc-182-daniel-cormier-confronts-fight-of-life?id=
Dude's a fucking bum. I can't wait til Jones smashes this cornball uncle tom.
>>75206975
Can someone post the Scott jorgensen one?
>>75206975
the beautiful dance they did just prior to the takedown made this expression of artistic violence just that much better
>>75206971
>Classic alpha turbodyke.
Not quite
https://streamable.com/fquqy
>>75206971
Honestly m8, except for MM, Woodley who is a whiner, and DC, everyone else is relatively alpha.
Even though Aldo got BTFO I wouldn't say he's a bitch (other than Conor's bitch)
>>75206981
100% forgot that belt/division/fighter existed
>>75207017
literally behaving like a dude out with his wife lol
>>75207017
pretty alpha honestly
>>75207003
I know this is bait but I still feel obligated to point out that there's no money in wrestling, so you end up busting your ass for peanuts if you want to chase the dream. Hendo and Couture did the same thing and also transitioned to MMA flat broke around the same age.
>>75207017
Are you implying she doesn't "man"handle that poor girl once the doors are closed and the lights are off?
>>75206639
Do any of you fags find these silly poems funny?
>>75207066
I find posts like this funny
>>75207018
The UFC doesn't want majority alpha males as champs because they want to go mainstream, and the current mainstream is fixated on passive betacuck manchildren.
>>75207065
>lights off
fatty detected
>>75207076
Name one popular betacuck manchild fighter.
>>75207079
I can't claim to understand the POV of a lesbian, but Amanda Nunes isn't a girl you fuck with the lights on.
>>75207089
Cody garbrandt
>>75207097
Women don't care about your appearance (to a certain extent), they care about how you make them feel
>>75207089
Shob
I'm sort of confused, not that I give a shit but...
Conor said he's taking time off to look after Dee, yet he's uploading all these pics where he's obviously partying and not giving a shit.
>>75207103
Cody's just really stupid, he's not a betacuck manchild.
>>75207110
Shob is a douchey jock.
>>75207114
Dee is a cuckqueen, obviously.
>>75207114
this >>75207132
>>75206971
>gooby alpha
>stands on an oil prince's bentley and gets called out for it on instagram
>>75207169
gooby
<----
>>75207131
Shob gets routinely emasculated on social media and apologizes for it.
>>75207182
schaub is a big dumb bully and like all big dumb bullies he's insecure. insecure ≠ beta manchild though
Adan! I need Bigg Ronda pictures
>>75207182
either way, schaub isn't a fighter.
>>75207226
I got you bruv
>claim all week how you wont get taken down once
>get ragdolled for a 7 minutes
>throw illegal strike
>win
Cant wait until luke BTFO this filthy muslim
>>75207234
>I want Amanda to get comfortable
>make it 170
>>75207240
>get ragdolled for a 7 minutes
>for a 7 minutes
>>75207273
>he knows the post is true so he resorts to spelling mistakes
>>75207234
What point is she trying to make here? That her husband isn't fat? That men aren't bigger than that on average?
I have no idea why she is saying this.
>>75207240
>whiteboi gets BTFO
>n-next time
rinse and repeat
>>75207286
shes implying honda is not built like a man
>>75207285
you're pretty good
>>75207286
it's a meme, you *p******s d*p*
>>75207286
Ronda is a strong, feminine woman and J.K. Rowling's husband wears a fight kit.
>your favorite (active) fighter
>the last 3 jobs you've held
NEETS need not reply (but should probably apply because your parents will die at some point)
>>75207240
>illegal
Nope it was ruled legal after watching an illegal slow motion replay. TKO.
>>75207234
good meme
>>75207356
>an illegal slow motion replay.
replay was actually ruled legal m8
>>75207334
Cody and Connor
Engineer at architecture firm
Engineer at tunneling contractor
Inspector for DOT
>>75207371
NOT IN NEW YORK!
/CTEidman
Tbh Holm/Bethe isn't really bad matchmaking, Bethe is ranked #7 or something and Holly is on a 3 fight skid, but it's a terrible main event.
Holly has to get the finish surely.
>>75207392
wrestling is so fucking dumb it triggers me
>>75207405
MMA is honestly just as dumb
>>75207416
not really
mma is real
>>75207429
really dumb
>>75207334
Lawler
Auto Mechanic
Property Management
Underwriting Director
I bounce around because I have no idea what I'm doing with my life.
>>75207440
haha
>>75207429
>mma is real
Is Artem going to unironically fight for the belt next year lads
>>75207405
But it has flash KO's too
>>75207444
You're thinking UFC, he's thinking Bellator
>>75207461
Why do you think Conor ran from the division?
>>75207392
I don't get where they're going with it. Do they want to set up a match with Nunes? Can't see them bothering with a pit stop if the plan is to have her fight de Randamie again.
And then there's the fight itself...Bethe is bad enough to get set up for a big head kick KO but it'll probably take a couple rounds of posing first. If they both come in tentative and it goes 5 it'll be yet another main event disaster this year.
>>75206849
Obviously
>>75207442
Is Lawler deleted or will he come back strong after his long layoff?
>>75207502
I think as long as he isn't totally shot he will destroy Cerrone
>>75207497
>I don't get where they're going with it
Really? They're putting Holm on the headline to draw the casuals. Honda with terrible striking SHEEMed Bethe in the first. I think they just want to give Holm a fight she can win by KO so she gets off this losing streak and gets some of those fans back.
I completely forgot the GDR rematch was even on the cards, wonder why they didn't do that since Cyborg is MIA
>>75207497
Fuck I hadn't thought about the fact it would be 5 rounds. Pretty funny, ngl. Holm usually grows towards the end of fights though so I think she should be able to put boxercise away.
>>75207514
Is that fight confirmed?
I really don't want cowboy to lose again but I like Lawler
>>75207522
Strongly rumored.
>>75207502
Lawler's run at the gold 2014-2016 was a ridiculously fun improbability that will probably not be repeated. I imagine he'll still win here and there, but at best he'll be a WW gatekeeper who occasionally cranks out a FotN.
>>75207527
Noice.
>>75207526
The first time that fight was schedule I was quite confident in picking Cerrone because I thought it was too soon for a Lawler return after getting brutally KO'd. Now that he's had a long time to recover and now that Cerrone's just coming off a pretty brutal loss I'm not so sure anymore. Really interesting fight anyway.
>>75207526
Lawler needs the W more than Cowboy, I feel.
>>75207518
>Really? They're putting Holm on the headline to draw the casuals
Maybe I'm off the mark but I guess I didn't think of Holm as a big enough name among casuals for something like this. Even so, it's only a matter of time until we get another 5 rounds of ISHZ ISHZ ISHZ so she seems like an odd choice to promote.
If they don't kill 145 altogether they'll have to give Cyborg a shot, the champion is literally the only fighter in the division now.
>>75207541
hes gonna get heemed again if his next fight is cowboy, and he will retire
>>75207556
not only that, I think the matchup favours him, as a guy with slicker hands and huge power. if Cowboy thought Masvidal cracked hard, he's going to be in for a shock.
>>75207497
>>75207518
Holly is in desperate need of a win and casuals like her. Bethe is an opponent who is in the top 10 and she gets hit a lot. It's pretty obvious why they've put the fight together, but like buddy said, it definitely should not be the main event.
>>75207597
Cowboys main problem with Masvidal was the constant pressure down the middle. Lawler has way lower output and gets hit more. I think Lawler is definitely an easier fight for Cerrone than Masvidal ever will be.
>>75207526
>I really don't want cowboy to lose again
well the unavoidable fact is that, unless he switches divisions once again in order to crush unranked cans, Cowboy is going to being to get matched up with top ranked guys sooner or later.
he climbed all the way to the top of 155, skipped town and did it again. he's looking at top-5 from here on out basically which is probably bad news for him
Who is your favorite MMA journalist?
Who the heck is "Docksperg"? And why did he get BTFO so badly by the OP?
>>75207541
Eh, it's more than we could've asked of him. I still think a Lawler who wasn't as worn out as he was around 2016 would beat Tyrone, but I guess consecutive 5 round wars and getting your chin turned into dust will do that.
>>75207625
Masvidal's success came when he countered Cowboy's kicks with combinations after sweeping the kicking leg aside, the first round was very even until he dropped him at the end. Lawler does pretty badly at defending from kicks but he's great on the counter.
>>75207633
claimed
Lawler and Cowboy should both retire. It can only go downhill from here.
>>75207640
Woodley also hits really fucking hard. Harder than Condit, Rory and probably Hendricks, and none of them caught Lawler as clean as Woodley did.
>>75207661
That could have very well been said for lawler before he was in the ufc. Fuck you goof
>>75207661
They've both got two or three more spicy bangers left in them. Robbie is an orc and Cowboy will be fighting until the UFC forces him to retire by either paying out his contract or putting him in a catchweight bout with Ngannou.
Does robbie deserve hall of fame one day? Or do him, condit and rory deserve to be shunned for fucking eachother up so bad they lose to tyron, maia, and wonderbread
>>75207737
We can only speculate. Hobbie got cracked in basically every fight since 2014, visibly rocked in a lot of them, his chin must've been a breeze away from Liddell prior retirement.
>>75207786
He wasn't getting cracked with jabs though, these were mostly head kicks that wobbled him
>>75207785
>for fucking eachother up so bad they lose to tyron, maia, and wonderbread
Amen to that. It's what I'm saying, they worn eachother out so much the next line of contenders had it easy.
I still think Rory could've beaten Wonderboy were it prior to 189, still think Hobbie would've beaten Tyrone were it not for what I just mentioned. But the worst offender is without a doubt Conduit, what the heck happened to that man?
>>75207785
The Lawler championship run was a golden era, sandwiched between two boring as shit decision machines in Woodley and GSP, granted, but it gave him enough fan support to probably get him a HoF spot one day.
>>75207813
Condit's TDD is kinda rough, he was always a bad matchup for Maia.
I hope MacDonald can regroup, he's still only 27 for chrissake
>>75207813
Condit's chin is toast after the fifth round with Robbie and he tried to play butterfly guard with Maia instead of just getting his hips out from under him and scrambling as soon as it hit the floor. He's never been good at wrestling but that was an especially bad approach.
>>75207813
I think deleted rory could still beat tyron. Imagine the timeline where Rory lands his first imanari roll and absolutely memes the literally who that was wonderboy.
WAS IT YOU JON JONES
>>75207633
claimed
>>75207836
He's 27 but he's been fighting pro since he was 16/17, and has taken a tonne of damage. I think the Lawler fight probably ruined him physically.
>>75206639
Are you okay in the head?
Reminder that Tyron Woodley is the greatest WW of all time.
>>75207811
Still, one can only have a number of five round wars in his career before he's done. Some more than others (I can't imagine Goober for example having more 2-3 and still fighting, maybe even less), but it'll catch up with them eventually.
>>75207836
Yeah, but he's been fighting since he was 16. By the time he was 25 his body was more worn out than a 35yo veteran, that last fight with Lawler must've taken a decade off his life.
>>75207844
Same, he just needs to fix his god damn nose. I'm legit anxious about his Paul Daley fight.
>>75207843
True that, although getting finished inside one round with barely any effort from Maia? I remember around the time this match was announced people losing their shit because it was a dream match (kinda like Ferguson and RDA) happening between two of the greatest fighters in the division and then it was so anticlimatic.
>>75207844
>>75207843
>>75207833
>>75207813
>>75207785
>>75207836
My Welterweight niggas. Do you guys think Jorge can save us from the Twood Saga? I'm hoping he wins the maia fight cause the only way I see maia beating woodley is if Tyron takes him down and gets right into his guard.
So what are Jorge's chances of beating Maia and then TKOing woodley
>>75207019
don't sweat, so did the UFC.
apparently this isn't marketable.
>>75207649
I guess those were the shots that dropped him eventually, but I felt like the jab was also giving Cerrone a lot of trouble.
Great performance by Masvidal though, great fight desu.
A great heem
>>75207857
Yeah, his nose is fucked and he's got a ton of miles on him. Would still be a shame if he was finished in his 20s. Still looking forward to his fight with Daley.
>>75207857
>I think the Lawler fight probably ruined him physically
Maybe if his nose heals properly, but a big schnozz like that was always going to be a liability. He will probably always be too afraid of getting hit in it tho
>>75206971
>maybe the two worst title fights of all time
Casual
>scared to engage
He got 6 knockdowns but he was the one scared to engage. Okay gotcha.
>>75207890
maybe this isn't
>unironically entertained by WMMA
>>75207890
>apparently this isn't marketable.
Yes Australians aren't marketable. Name one famous Australian athlete, oh right you can't.
>>75207889
His boxing and mewvement is far superior to Woodley's, but I'm not sure he can drop bombs like TRT Marquardt could. His wrestling is obviously his biggest issue against Woodley, but lately I haven't seen Tyron use it that much (I think he likes to stand and [not] bang).
>Beating Maia
I legit can't pick a winner there. My heart says Jorge, my mind says Maia. It's yet another one of those fights I want to see neither fighter lose.
>>75207890
>>75207940
>one famous Australian athlete
This slag, whatever her name may be
>>75207951
You don't even know her name, exactly lol
>>75207940
Men and women surf champs, also Jason day was number 1 mens golfer at the start of the year, the 3 guys we had in the nba finals.
>>75207940
Australia's own Mark Hunt.
>>75207889
>>75207944
Masvidal has fought giant nigs before
>>75207982
>>75207978
Really ? That's your best, most famous athletes ?
Dude weed lmao the sport, golfer not named Tiger Woods and some guys on NBA bench ?
>>75207592
Ronda is huge man, Holly built her name enough from that and she does manage to draw casuals. I think her numbers for both the Valentina and GDR fight weren't too bad, and it's not like 208 was a stacked card.
I think they reckon Bethe is an easy win to just get her star shining again. They're in need of those. WFW is a complete joke.
>>75207944
>bullying Woodley
Lol that's Wonderboy tier teeping
>h8ers latching onto a lellator fighter after Woodley destroyed their last great white hope
>>75207887
Man how could they let Rory go
It's probably the UFC's biggest loss. He got peanuts for his fight with Lawler, the company sold for 4 billion, would paying him a little more really hurt?
>>75208049
>>75208040
>9:33:00
>9:34:10
Really portions the neurons
>>75208049
K-kelvin will s-save us from the Woodley menace, j-just as soon as he lays down burritos and bongs
>>75208012
Sorry I'm on a phone. What country is your flag?
>>75208072
>>75208072
Ya mad boi
>>75208073
Woodley already whooped him before when he came in overweight.
Why are french negros so big? Look at Kongo and Ngannou. Is this some sort of selective breeding during the slavery era?
>>75208063
>Dana, a man notorious for being a cheapstake cunt who's own mother won't talk to him
>Paying my boy Rory
I read it on some website like 2 weeks ago (prolly bogus but can't be that far from the truth) that Lellator is paying him nearly three times as much per fight.
>>75208040
Shut it, welfare boy. You've been exposed as a samefag homosexual.
>>75208102
Ngannou isn't French
>>75208040
For sure wonderboy was tagging him with some nice teeps my guy
>>75208093
>>75208098
hmmm Really portions the majority draws
>>75208117
>s-s-s-samefag
Paranoid loser autist
>>75208127
>t-t-this time
>s-s-amefag
Hold that L forever
>>75208127
>>75208135
>Paranoid loser cuck autist physical and mental manlet who's been tormented by me to the point where he had an identity change tryina flex
Lmao! LOL!
>>75208141
>>75208135
>>75208145
Really portions the identity crisis
>>75207889
Masvidal has better footwork, range control and wrestling than every WW Maia has beaten on his run here. It's a tough one to call, I'm about 50/50 on it, but I like Jorge's chances. Maia has faded before when he has had real trouble dominating in the first round, like against Rory, and Masvidal has never had cardio issues.
>>75208149
>so shook he can't even type out a comprehensible sentence
Calm down
>>75208117
Got 59K for the second Lawler fight. Not hard to imagine at all, especially if he pulls a decent sponsor.
>>75208168
I just realized they think two people making two completely separate unrelated posts is "samefagging" lmao
Watch them try to justify two image posts 9 seconds apart now
>>75208173
59k + 30k in Reebok money + 50k in FOTN bonus money, probably some PPV points and maybe even some more under the counter cash
>>75207944
Woodley would outwrestle Jorge but not for five rounds. He doesn't have the gas. On the feet Jorge can mix it up with a tonne of different long and mid range strikes to keep Woodley's counters from being able to time him, and he loves to target the body like Rory did. It's his fight to lose.
>>75208168
Really portions the screenshots
>>75208197
Lmao looks like I broke the sperg again. Ain't the first time
>>75208201
>, probably some PPV points
Why would he get PPV points when he wasn't the champion? lol
>>75208201
Still not even half of what he deserved
>>75208203
If he gets backed up against the cage like >>75208197
>>75208173
>>75208149
against Jorge, he's dun sun
>>75208213
Because he's in a big title fight of the co-main on the biggest card of the year?
>>75208215
Your opinion
>>75208203
>doesn't have the gas
Despite putting on a clobbering against Wonderbread in the championship rounds of each fight?
>>75208219
>n-next time!
>>75208229
>Because he's in a big title fight of the co-main on the biggest card of the year?
Literally not how it works lol
Only people I think have gotten PPV points without being champ were Brock, CM Punk and Ronda. Not Rory Burgerking lol.
>>75208212
>"I w-win t-this time"
Whopped and slept. Easy.
>>75208203
His cardio has improved, I think he prepared for 5 rounds against Wondersperg on purpose. I'm convinced Masvidal hits a lot harder and with a lot more precision than the one-dimensional Thompson, so I'd give him much better odds.
It's prolly the only good thing Tyrese ever did, exposing Wonderbread.
>>75208237
For sure these h8ers will keep latching onto the next contender for all eternity.
>>75208237
And doing literally fuck all for any of the other rounds because he paces himself. You're acting like he was fighting at a consistently high clip for the first three rounds of those fights, when he wasn't. He does nothing for extended periods and then bursts into attacks.
>>75208238
>literally not how it works
How would you even know? You don't know whose contract it was written into if it was written in there
>he actually thinks in a PPV that only the champion would get points
Lol that is so stupid
>>75208201
Minus taxes, minus the trainer's cut, minus any camp fees. PPV points are a title belt thing, that's why the silly interim belts are popping up.
>>75208243
His cardio is probably better but he didn't try to keep wrestling Thompson after round one of their first fight, even when it was obviously his power area, because it used up too much of his energy. There's literally no other explanation as to why he wouldn't keep taking the easiest route to victory.
>>75208201
Dana plz go
>>75208229
>Your opinion
Kill yourself you underpaying-justifying piece of dogshit
>>75208243
Are you doin alright man?
>M-Masvidal will do the job t-this time, this is the end of the W-Woodley title campaign!!!!
hahaha
>>75208255
He took a massive shit on Wonderbread in the first round and was competitive with him in the other two, demolished him in the 4th, and a competitive 5th
>>75208249
Really would love to hear whose next after Maia/Masvidal
Gunnar? Robbie again (LMAO), GSDuck?
Who is your favorite female fighter?
>>75208293
He was "competitive" for the other rounds because Wonderboy's output was almost as low as Woodleys (which was practically zero). It wasn't like they were going tit-for-tat in a high output shootout. The guy is a burst fighter, not an attritive one.
>>75208266
>How would you even know?
Because he threw a tantrum over CM Punk's disclosed pay and cause I've been watching this sport longer than you to know.
>he actually thinks in a PPV that only the champion would get points
That is literally the entire appeal of being a UFC champion
>>75208272
What you said here >>75208255 is correct, it was an easy-on-the-cardio fight against Wonderboy because the latter didn't do much either.
I've never seen Masvidal stand as still as both Woodley and Wonderboy stood in those fights for as long as they did. Like I said, much better odds than Wonderbread but I'm never sure it's enough anymore.
>>75208293
>Literally strawmaning what I said
Consider suicide, whopped and slept, bullied welfare manlet.
>>75208272
I think that's why he hangs out against the fence as well.
>>75208293
I know you're T-rollin and that's why I ignore when you (you) me but, the filename made me laff
Ever notice how the autistic h8ers blame Woodley for not engaging but not Thompson?
>>75208287
Rory got paid in excess of 140k. Was Dana supposed to pay him that much thinking he would have the fight he did?
Fresh OC
>>75208342
>140k pre-taxes
>good money for a top tier prizefighter
pick one, corporatist shitheel
>>75208321
>practically zero
You're thinking of the second fight.
>>75208323
>k-k-k-kill yourself!!!!!
yikes
>>75208343
Hope this loser gets canned. Fuck him.
>>75208368
>Your status: MURKED and bullied.
Pooicide watch for you lmao.
>>75208368
You really got the spainsperg all revved up and all you had to do was post the GOAT WW.
>>75208364
Literally only complaining because of the fight he put on. If Rory lost in the 1st round by knockout you'd be completely fine
>>75208322
>because he threw a tantrum over CM Punk's disclosed pay
What does that have to do with PPV points? Nothing. What established fighter wouldn't be pissed some nobody WWE guy in one fight gets more than they do?
>ive been watching this sport longer
mhmmm
>literally the entire appeal of being a UFC champion
mhmmm okay lol
>>75208340
because Thompson wins fights like that.
You had 1 counter attacker (Thompson), and another guy that was so desperate not to lose he wouldn't engage, or close the distance at all.
They are different things.
>>75208342
Well it's a good idea if you want these guys to stick around. Remember Manuwa calling out David Haye? Even if you don't give a shit about fighters getting completely buttfucked at every turn there's a limit to what the UFC can get away with.
the mma vivisection
>>75208340
Thompson was never my boy
>>75208391
It really is, it's so fun seeing him turn into a broken jukebox. Lmao look at him above tryna act all cool like "i-i-i-i g-got you!!!!"
>>75208392
No, I wouldn't. And that's also besides the point, since performance-based-pay was one of the UFC payment model's trademarks. We're talking about Rory getting a certain amount of money for a certain type of fight.
>>75208392
>What does that have to do with PPV points?
You are literally so dumb my man I don't even know what to say to you.
PPV points are reserved for UFC champs and special circumstance guys who have mainstream appeal like Brock, CM Punk and Ronda. Not Rory MacDonald who was stuck on an awful contract and is now in Bellator lol.
Learn how to argue logically.
Think of all the brain damage Chris accumulated just from making the mistake of throwing 1 memekick.
Memekicks: Not even once.
>>75208419
>No, I wouldn't.
Easy to say since what I suggested didn't happen.
>>75208399
>They are different things.
No they aren't you dumb apologist.
https://streamable.com/q606
>Fif Emanmen
>>75208392
Look up Eddie Alvarez's leaked contract, 100% of his PPV points were contingent on him defending a belt.
>>75208425
>You are literally so dumb
Wow great argument lmao. Disclosed pay has absolutely nothing to do with PPV points you dumb idiot lmao
>PPV points are yada yada yada
mhmmm okay lol
>learn how to argue logically
From the person whose literally pulling shit out of his ass and saying disclosed pay = PPV points lol you stupid idiot
I'd be mad at life too if my hands were that small and I weighed 144 lbs lmao
>>75208427
Real talk here:
Think Weidman was USADA'd in any shape or form?
>>75208399
Eh, they're kinda not different things. If Woodley only wins by waiting for opportunities for counters, he's a one-dimensional fighter. Like I said, it was the only good thing Tyrese ever did, exposing Wonderbread.
>>75208461
True.
Imma hit the gym now, lads. Wish me luck, getting examined for my final belt soon.
What is it about this picture that sends obese pale autists into a frenzy?
>>75208466
You literally cannot prove that Rory got any PPV points cause you're autistic lol.
I already told you that PPV points are reserved for champs and special circumstances. Rory was neither of these at UFC 189 lmao.
>>75208482
>If Woodley only wins by waiting for opportunities for counters
I mean Wonderboy, fug.
lol not my fault you're a worthless nigger
>>75208444
> n-n-no! Nononono! You're dumb!!
You sure showed me.
>>75208496
>You literally cannot prove
As you cannot disprove it either. You cannot prove any of your claims about PPV points
>I already told you
And we've already learned that you're a stupid moron lol
Learn to argue logically!
>>75208491
Makes them feel insecure about their sad existence and the fact that a black man achieved more in his life than them.
Not sure when they're going live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWwOaRqZ88Y
>>75208515
>As you cannot disprove it either.
Literally face-palming.
This is why you should finish high school kids.
>>75208497
Lives rent-free in dat head of yours
>>75208513
>because Thompson wins fights like that.
This isn't an argument ya loser.
>another guy that was so desperate not to lose he wouldn't engage, or close the distance at all
More proof that h8ers had never seen Woodley fight till UFC 205
>>75208525
They're live
>>75208482
>Think Weidman was USADA'd in any shape or form?
Not at first, but I definitely do now.
>>75208459
Good lord
Man, what a power tripper
>>75208527
You literally made a claim that is not remotely provable and yet criticized me for doing the exact same thing. The point being you cannot prove it either way.
You saying "I said so!!!!"" is literally not an argument
Learn to argue logically!!! Lmao dummy
Post the karate Hottie webm
>>75208559
>that is not remotely provable
UFC champs getting PPV points isn't provable? Are you autistic son?
>>75208573
>>75208574
Did not remotely say that at all. Try to read slowly instead of just frantically angrily looking to reply.
>Twood race baiters trigger DockDwarf
>Now whiteboi and Nigger is being shot around everywhere without any mma discussion
I was having fun discussing the WW division but this is even better. thank you based /heem/
>>75208592
>>75208587
Why do you keep posting this, that's not michelle waterson
>for any subsequent Bout thereafter in which Fighter participates in a Bout and is defending a UFC Championship belt, so long as such applicable UFC event is broadly distributed in the United States and/or Canada, or any other territory, including via the internet, and so long as the rates charged in said territories, or on the internet, are comparable to those charged in the United States or Canada, on residential pay-per-view on iN DEMAND, DirecTV, Echostar, or similar pay-per-view provider as utilized by ZUFFA ("Pay-Per-View Providers"), then Fighter has the potential to receive a pay-per-view bonus.
Just gonna leave this here
>>75208591
You literally just asked me to disprove a negative. If you went to any kind of educational institution you'd know why this is beyond stupid.
Joe Son could come back to the ufc and heem everyone in the roster, debate me.
>>75208587
This isn't a new thing and everyone knows that's not waterson. for fucks sake she's wearing a green and black fightkit
>>75208608
Very cool. I can cherrypick what parts of the post and the context behind it too
Fucking loser lmao
>>75208629
>submission(terror)
>>75208437
Why suggest it then?
>>75208617
No matter how hard you try to sound smart after your High School English class, you still come off very very stupid lol
I don't think you actually know how adult arguments work.
Protip: It isn't propping up something completely unreliable while attacking an opposing point for the same thing
#FREEJOESON
How does this make you feel, /heem/
>>75208666
>Rory got PPV points at UFC 189
>No he didn't cause he wasn't a champion or a massive attraction which are the pre-reqs of getting PPV points
>Your so dumb xD You cant disprove me wrong xD
Go ask the high school you went to for a refund. They conned ya of your time and money.
>>75208669
Him and War Machine literally did nothing wrong
>>75208696
I said Rory "probably" got PPV points, I didn't go on some massive raging sperg rant like you are right now saying "OH FOR SURE HE DIDNT GET ANYTHING 100% JUST LOOK AT ALL THESE FACTS"
While not providing a single actual fact lmao then saying "I AINT GOTTA PROVE NUTHIN"
Tell your High School English teacher to hit the bottle again because he's produced another failure lmao
>>75208696
Go back to /r/mma
https://youtu.be/fTjG9aCR_W0
holy shit shlub is fucking retarded. the audacity of him talking about other fighters from a pedestal
Daily reminder that André Fialho is your next two division champ.
>>75208770
Who's jamal?
>actually replying to yourself
Many such cases --------- Sad!
>>75208586
you're alone and unhappy
you're short and weak
and I am none of the above lmao
>>75208742
If you don't meet the criteria for getting PPV points then you are literally not getting them you dummy.
Throwing in the word "probably" doesn't absolve you of your statement.
I can say Bethe Correia probably got paid $1 million for her last fight, but that would be a dumb statement to make. All you're doing now is seething cause someone called you out on your dumb illogical post.
>r-r-eddit
Laffin at your autism
>>75208459
>If my understanding is correct you fought on the UFC 183 or 184?
>*long pause*
>"Respectfully, I'm not going to answer the question"
>The reason why?
>"Uh Fifth Amendment"
Ahahahahahahahaha holy shit this is gold
>>75208820
Why is jamal so little?
>>75208770
DC has fans ? I heard nobody even likes him, they just hate Jon Jones
>>75208817
Pat Lundvall is definitely a """"""henry"""""""
>>75208817
You should watch it through the end, one of the lawyers picks that commisionary apart.
>>75208756
For someone that dislikes Schaub, you sure do watch a lot of footage on him.
I don't see the problem with what he's saying here.
>>75208814
>if you don't meet the criteria
You cherrypicked someone else's criteria from a Sherdog post you fucking dumbass lol
>probably doesn't absolve you of your statement
It's not a definitive statement, it's speculation. Unlike saying "OH FOR SURE THIS IS HOW YOU GET PPV POINTS" without actually proving it you dumb fuck lol
>I can say
False equivalency :)
You're on full-damage control because you actually said something that can't be proved and are now seething. Courtesy of me :)
>>75208806
Idk
You are more autistic to give such a tremendous fit over dockfag. It really makes heem not a comfy place to look at.
>>75207660
I don't think so buddy, do you even own his book?
>>75208832
I'm confused, if he's 144 and obese he'd have to be like 4'2
>>75208621
you make less than our journeymen and you work way shittier hours lol
>>75208841
You don't see the problem with Schaub talkin mad shit on jimi manuwa?
>>75208843
Not sure what you're talking about bud, just showing my tremendous adult male-sized weight and looking for all the approval from my friend simulators I can
I walk around at 144 lbs and have tiny hands - what should my MMA base be?
>>75208852
>>75208869
Manuwa got starched by Gus and Rumble. Manuwa doesn't have the ability to compete at the highest tier of light heavyweight. Let's be real - no one except for Jimi Manuwa wants to see him fight Cormier. It would be Cormier's easiest fight in years.
>>75208891
ARCHIVEGOD STRIKES AGAIN
TYBAG
>>75208849
>april 10
Can't really comprehend the immensity of autism that would proxy as me
For what reasom?
>>75208842
>from a Sherdog post
Lol what?
One of my earlier replies to you was telling you who can/can't get PPV points, this is common knowledge you seething little casual.
>you actually said something that can't be proved
But it can you moron.
>>75208873
Munchkicks
https://youtu.be/6KSiyaqnZYs?t=34
>>75208838
The commission won in the end though desu, Diaz got screwed bad
>>75208873
Heart
>>75208900
>Lol what
Lol you know exactly what I'm talking about, dumbo
>one of my earlier replies
That you've yet to actually prove lol
>this is common knowledge
mhmmm
>but it can
Evidently not lmao
>>75208891
I literally do
>>75208921
I can't disprove a negative you idiot. Did you actually finish high school?
if Tyron was White and making the same exact points about racism everyone would love him.
>>75208933
That legendary sophomore year of high school wit lol
I'll be waiting for that "proof" lmao
>>75208872
fatboy hands
>>75208886
If we're using mmath, then Jimbo murdered a man that jon jones couldn't finish with a broken arm and KO'd corey anderson by clipping him with his pinky. I don't think he'll beat DC but I do think Shwab trashing him is rediculous
>>75208904
I like that spergy is calling somebody a kid in that pic when he was still 17.
>>75208947
>lol
>lmao
Literally broken and now aping me cause I called him out on his lack of intellect. Hold that L loser.
I can't believe you gags used a Canadian thread
>>75208969
Oh sweetie, this isn't any proof about PPV points
>>75208975
We dont finna want him to sperg out and start spamming scat cause he didn't get his way.
>>75208986
>sweetie
Embrace the future of LHW lads. It's ok.
>>75208975
I can't believe you wasted something like 200 posts on enemy simulations
>>75208587
Cheers bro
>>75208605
Michelle is the one on top
>>75208630
>>75208986
Broken and crying. Go get that refund.
>>75209020
What has heem done today?
Also stop arguing
>>75209027
The PPV points?
>>75209020
Can't wait for Andrade to bounce her head off the canvas.
Whats a good 211 accumulator?
Masvidal Jessica Frankie and Eddie*
>>75208989
if you don't know how to use finna then don't use it man. That is the most cringe worthy sentence I've read in a long time
>>75209058
VISA troubles, study, and train
>>75208912
Lundvall also got shitcanned.
The idea that they need to even be testing for weed to begin with is pretty absurd.
>>75209087
What you finna gonna do about it blud?
>>75209094
It's actually shawb poster
>>75209058
Not once have I seen an argument on /heem/ end with one guy saying "I see your point now, you are correct."
No one changes anyone else's opinions so I'm not sure why they bother arguing in the first place. But what the fuck do I know, maybe it's satisfying for them
>>75209058
>Tfw can't pay the piper until next friday
My job's pay period is fucking retarded, the only thing that gets me through is the thought of getting to trane
>>75209109
Did you hear a black kid say finna and now you wanna be cool too?
>>75209087
That's actually a use of it. Don't pretend you know ebonics, whiteboi
>>75209114
>Not once have I seen an argument on /heem/ end with one guy saying "I see your point now, you are correct."
You are wrong. I got someone to admit that Woodley was the WW GOAT.
>>75209111
Nope. We've went over this one million times.
>>75209130
>>75209134
"OP finna matters"
>>75209115
>tfw paid the piper more than 2 days ago and felt much better than then
Going for that 10km in under an hour lads, over halfway there
>>75209114
>Not once have I seen an argument on /heem/ end with one guy saying "I see your point now, you are correct."
It happens
>>75209114
That's never actually happened any where on the internet ever. Arguing on the internet is purely a waste of time and energy and always has been. Anybody on the internet longer than a week knows this if you aren't retarded
>>75206639
What an autist
>>75209149
t. idiot
>>75209146
t. gentlemen
>>75209134
>finna gonna
>finna has the same meaning as gonna
>saying the same word twice
Who will fight the 7 legged spider?
>>75209176
Didn't you hear? Anderson Silva is fighting Anderson Silva
I never lost an argument on /heem/
>>75209169
its a meme you dip
>>75208012
Ben Simmons could be a future GOAT though.
>>75209190
Tbh it's easy to do this, you just have to go full turbo autist and make sure you get the last word
There's a few of those here, I cba with them
1-4-4
That's
1-4-4
Official dockweight yeh
lol see what I'm talking about?
>When any of your /heem/ arguments ever have involved people being racist towards Irish people
>>75209212
ya cant even see the dashboard without ya booster seat ya manlet dork
>>75209213
Just a bit of banter, I love Ireland desu, my favorite western Euro country
>>75209213
shut up potato man
haha banterrr
>ya
>>75209191
>dump ape
>>75209190
You've lost this one if you respond
And if you don't you're obviously shook
>>75209247
Lel he's seeing red.
Joanna
Post tomato cans
Guys please let's get back on topic.
What was the best UFC you attended?
For me it was 199. Lots of spicy bangers (caceres/miller, dariush/vick, ortega/guida), hendo heeming lombard and getting the loudest pop I've ever heard in an arena, bisping KOing rockhold in the first round to win the MW title. I had awesome seats where I could see the fighters pacing before walking out. Such a great night of fights and something I'll think about later in life.
If you get heemd, do you hear when it happens?
>>75209294
There are 5th grade wrestlers that could actually send you to the ER
>>75209294
199 was the only one I've been to
>>75209294
Lucky bastard.
>>75209310
your memes arent welcome here
>>75209313
?
>>75209317
No shit? I thought I was the only /heem/er there. Do you have any pics or videos?
>>75209319
Not luck. I work really hard to be able to afford tickets to fights.
>>75209338
Typo
4th graders
>>75209332
Quasimodo predicted all this you know
>>75208730
You're too dumb to see how dumb you are.
>>75209395
The PPV points?
>>75209338
I shoulda taken some pics but I was in the top section and was kinda sauced and didn't feel like it. It was awesome when Hendo came back, everyone was cheering HENDO and then he landed that back elbow what a great moment.
>>75209228
You too senpai
Lads I think I'll try my hand at being the OP. Don't worry about the next one. I got this.
>>75209422
Yeah the energy for Hendo was incredible. I think it's cause right before the fight they played that tribute to Ali and it got the crowd emotional.
BTW I went back to the forum a few weeks ago and fuck that place. It took us an hour to move two blocks and get into the parking lot. I've never go there again. If the UFC comes back to LA they better be at Staples.
>>75209114
Truth. I stopped trying to have reasonable discussion on heem years ago. Everyone here is angst and looking to argue over the dumbest shit rather than having a normal conversation about the sport we all watch. Now I just live for the memes.
>>75209114
I promise you that next time I have an argument on /heem/ I will end it with "I see your point now, you are correct."
Believe you me buddeh
>>75209477
214 is in Anaheim which is closer for me hopefully it's a good card
>>75209548
No, you won't.
>>75209548
No you won't
>>75209585
Use some punctuation, you bum.
>>75209582
>>75209585
I guess you are right, it may prove to be too difficult, I see your point now, you are correct
>>75209572
Oh shit, I wasnt even aware. I know they announced they were coming back to anaheim, but they didnt have a date locked in.
I like the Pond. I went there for the first UFC on FOX. I'l for sure make the trip out the 91 if the card is decent.
>>75209599
>being a nerd
Lmao no thanks ,,,,,,,,,,,,, bud
I hope you lads realize that whenever a celeb is sacrificed, we get a A fucking great card. Charlie murphy died for this FN. get ready bitches
>>75209645
That's not true.
>what is confirmation bias
>>75209663
That has nothing to do with confirmation bias
>>75209685
Yes it does.
>>75209663
https://pensiveaspie.wordpress.com/2014/05/31/just-because-you-have-aspergers-doesnt-mean-you-get-to-be-an-ass/
START SKIPPING
>>75209705
Is that just a term you throw at people because you did secondary school psychology?
>>75209708
I can be whateve I want kiddo. Now beat it before i beat you.
http://topmmanews.com/2017/04/13/canadian-mma-rumour-mill-april-13-2017/
Steve Bossie-Giant Villante for UFC on Fox 25 in Long Island
Nice fight
>>75209735
>whateve
Wanna know how I know you're seething?
"a mobile battlestation"
>>75209732
It is what is is. I'm sorry you're confused.
>>75209747
Ho?
OLUWALE
BAMGBOSE
>>75209757
You're doing that thing where you get called out for being a giant social retard, and then pretending you're just trolling
Sad!
>>75209767
Nobody cares!!! Get over it already!! This is embarrassing!!
>>75209779
Or I found your idea that I was "seething" amusing, so I made a joke.are you ok?
>>75209757
He didn't say anything about a causal relationship, he simply stated that whenever a celebrity dies, we get a great card. Learn the difference between correlation and causation bud, might save your life one day
>>75209819
>Charlie Murphy died for this fight night
Dumb goof get lost! beat it!
>>75209815
>are you ok?
>he types as his fingers tremble and tears run down his cheek
>>75209838
I see your point now, you are correct.
>>75209850
https://kennyspuathoughts.com/2014/01/22/read-this-if-youre-intimidated-by-other-men-the-average-guy-exposed/
>>75209645
>tfw you find out Charlie Murphy is dead on /heem/
>>75209880
>>75209881
Are you ok?
>>75209294
199 was a great card, but I live in LA. Traveling to vegas for 194 was an awesome weekend even though the card turned out to be kind of meh. The co main event was good, and Faber always puts on an entertaining fight. But I think we had more fun just enjoying Vegas. The night before we watched the fight night atop the Cosmo where they turn the rooftop pool into an ice rink. Oh and the Holly Q&A with the crowd singing was great. We had a great room at the Aria, which has a really nice coed spa facility with a heated pool.
I definitely recommend every fight fan make at least one trip to Vegas for a fight.
>>75209881
>dockGOD
lmao what the fuck
>>75209890
BASED smugposter, BTFO all these do nothing bitches!!! Look at that pathetic BITCH trying to summon dockLOSER. Lmao that little dweeb I was 5'4 when i was 8 you fucking little piece of shit eat my dick. Fuck you!!
>>75209904
Sit the fuck down little BITCH!!! Don't ever dare to question DOCKGOD ever again!! He's high-income, you're high-weight! That's embarrassing!! Get out of here!
>>75209911
>>75209949
Janny do your job
What the fuck is going on
>>75209987
BASED smugposter absolutely BTFO all these whiny little BITCHES like dockLOSER!! Fucking awesome! He's saving /heem/ man!!! Suck my dick you faggot, fuck you!
>>75209987
I stopped smoking last weekend and I need to channel my excess energy. Heem seems like the most productive outlet.
ExclamationGOD puttin away all the weak little BITCHES
>>75210051
Yes an internet forum is the best outlet for energy. Not exercise. Typing on the internet.
>>75209819
Apology accepted.
The dwarf has finally lost it.
Great memories.
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/64171960/#64173966
>>75210121
>exercise
Nice projection tubby you can't lift every day
>>75210166
You dont lift any day though.
>>75210191
4-5 days a week nerd
>>75210223
Your ass off the toilet seat doesnt count
>>75209294
McGregor vs Brandao in Dublin was the best I've been too live. Atmosphere was electric and the fights were spicy. Every Irish fighter on the card won including top meme fighter Cathal Pendred.
>this thread
>>75210237
Who was counting that? What's your program dork?
>>75210223
Buddy you admitted to being an out of shape lardo when you confessed to smoking cigarettes.
>>75210279
i didn't say cigarettes
>>75209607
based
>>75210256
My best friend got married that day. I subscribed to fight pass so we could watch it on my laptop at his parents' house while we were getting dressed and taking pictures. The crowd energy was palpable even though laptop speakers. The whoomp there it is chants were the loudest ive ever heard.
Both experts on the MMA VIVISECTION picked Robert Whittaker. Are they right?
>>75210320
Yes. Poopeepee wnt be able to get his sloppy takedowns from a mile away against shittakers fancy feet.
>>75210320
Who did Zane Simon pick?
>>75210340
what about gayfart poosaucy
>>75210362
garbage tdd he let shit Weidman manhandle him
>>75210320
They are always right
Jacare by submission(punches)
Shittaker via knocking out the shit from Jacapoo Pooza's stained shorts
>>75210357
whittaker
namajunas
>>75210320
No, he's too small
>>75210464
>namajunas
Lel he picked PvZ last time against Waterson. He must really hate her.
This thread is proof that the OP does matter.
Adan should make all the threads.
>>75210485
Why didn't NP even try to make a thread this morning?
>>75210476
Realistically Michelle is kind of small and rose is starting to get BIGG. Still If I didn't have to wait next week until payday I'd be very comfortable parlaying waterson, whittaker, and big country
>>75210531
Grow up!
>>75210510
Maybe caught another 3 day ban. He lost last night's thread war and got his thread deleted.
>>75207240
t. villante
>>75210543
>betting on sports while living paycheck to paycheck
WTF are you doing dude.
>>75210543
I don't like Rose's jiu jitsu and that's where I can see the fight taking place and her getting caught in a cheeky armbar
>>75210587
>>75210614
This would knock out Brendan
>>75208872
>those tiny hairless manlet hands
>>75210614
Reminder to train your neck a minimum of twice a week to improve your "chin". No memebridges unless you want fucked up discs. Get a neck harness.
>>75210705
thank you lenny
>>75210631
Sounds like shit.
BTW did you all know there's a Smoke Serpent track on spotify? It's this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCpBYh_p8pg
Nunes x Germaine
who ya got?
>>75210775
I'm ignoring that weight class forever
>>75210763
It's really not a meme, Lenny only does 1/4 of the exercises he should be doing though. You need to work all side to get a really strong neck.
>>75210689
>1-7 takedowns
>>75210775
nunes va cyborg desu
>>75210794
what did ufc mean by this?
>>75210794
I think a two weight female champion would be good for the division
>>75210844
Cyborg is too big for Nunes and they are friends
pretty much same reason why we wont ever see Jacare x Silva
>>75210800
post your neck and routine?
>>75210809
>a diaz got a takedown on him at all
WHERE IS KHALABEEEB COCKSUCKA
I am the worst treated poster on /heem/
>>75210879
>that filename
kek
>>75210873
why is cyborg befriending people I want >her to fight?
>>75210879
Lenny is working back of the neck. I wouldn't reccomend doing it standing though, you should lie down face down on a bench.
To work the front lie on a bench with your head hanging off, hold a plate on your forehead and do neck curls.
Same for working either side of your neck. Either just lie on your side on a bench and put the pl8 on the side of your head or you can use a neck harness for the side also.
High volume, start with low weights.
>>75210884
You are probably mean to other posters or do something to antagonize it
>>75210926
>barren women who will die forever alone befriending each other
having Kyposhis makes you have a better chin
prove me wrong
>>75210884
You sound like a pussy
>>75211009
You sound like a pussy
>>75210968
how many reps and sets should I go for? once a week sound enough?
>>75211103
3x10 for each side. I'd recommend twice a week, I do it on leg days. I would see how it feels once a week and go from there. Your neck will probabaly be sore af the day after your first workout.
Robbery Lawler
was nick diaz ever good?
>>75211309
No
no more questions
Is Carlos Conduit a meme fighter?
>>75211210
thanks, Ill try it out and see what happens
Why are people joining threads 40 posts early
>>75211522
kys spergop
Any Rose Namajunas fans left?
>>75211558
So you guys are making early threads to piss off NotePad? Sad desu, and here we thought he was the autistic one
>>75211565
They fell off along with her hair
>>75211598
CLEVER GIRL
>>75211580
I didnt make it, id rather join it then wait for that autismo to show up though.
>>75211611
>CLEVER GRRRL
>>75211403
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSy9qsphJF9/
>>75211621
How is the early thread better than the ones he makes though? You see how autistic Canada gets with the OP. At least spergs have SOME effort
>>75211672
lol you're on fire
"the OP matters"
>>75211775
Only to Canada
>>75211775
It matters to you a lot we know
>>75211783
This thread was objectively great.
Another One
>>75211025
>>75211025
>>75211025
>>75211783
yeah thats why 100% of all early threads are american lmao BTFO idiot
>>75211831
>15 posts early
heem
is
slept
with
i am not very impressed with your performance
because
you
let
balls
into
heem