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Previous thread: >>75211025
News:
>Marlon Moraes to make UFC debut
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/4/13/15296786/marlon-moraes-vs-raphael-assuncao-slated-for-ufc-212
>Johnson appealing result of DC fight for some retarded reason
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/despite-appeal-anthony-johnson-says-he-doesnt-want-daniel-cormier-stripped-of-the-belt
>Whittaker on fight with Jacare
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/ufc-on-fox-24s-robert-whittaker-on-ronaldo-jacare-souza-thank-god-its-not-a-jiu-jitsu-match
>Jacare probably not going to Lellashit any time soon
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/4/13/15295880/jacare-souza-very-close-on-new-ufc-deal-calls-michael-bispings-reign-a-disaster
why do the mods only care about early threads when spergOP makes them
>>75223457
Hurricane Burgos is one of our guys. Went to my high school, friends with my brother. Hell of a guy
>>75223570
he seems like a good guy, and he's both technically skilled and has an exciting style
my newest boy
Was Oliveira the best grappler in Featherweight?
>>75223663
Will Will Brooks ever beat a man named Oliveira?
>>75223672
this card is insane
the last 6 fights on the card could all headline a fight night
Bantamweight is spicy as fuck. There are so many fun fights to make there.
>Cody
>almeida
>moraes
>lineker
>Dilly
>Rivera
>>75223716
Cruz is still around too, though I honestly wouldn't mind if he retired and became a full-time commentator simply because he does such a good job as a commentator
>>75215398
Sergio Pettis
Cody maybe
Aldo
Tony/Pettis
Jorge Masvidal
Moose
Jimi
Reem
JJ
Nunes
>>75223588
Yeah, he has some good boxing and heavy hands. I'm a little concerned about a few things (leaving the lead leg and chin out/still hasn't been tested on the ground), but he'll definitely make every fight exciting if he can, that's for sure.
How happy will you be when this happens again at UFC 213
>>75215398
Jesscia Andrade
Amanda Nunes
Germaine De Randamie
Magomed Bibulatov
Dominick Cruz
Mirsad Bektic
Khabib Nurmagomedov
Lorenz Larkin
Jacare Souza
Misha Cirkunov
Josh Barnett
>>75223742
fuck cruz's commentary, 90% of the time it's just him talking about his own career
>anything in the fight happens
>"well as a former champion myself joe..."
Why does anyone ever talk about Conor giving up his back to Nate so he could get tapped out instead of tko'd?
>NEVER BEEN FINISHED WITH STRIKES YEH. CHIN LIKE IRON YEH
Can someone tell me what was wrong with DC weigh in? Haven't people used towels before?
>>75223785
Maybe because it was over a year ago?
People talked about it a lot after 196.
>so you're a wrestler now?
your daily reminder that dc is the real mma goat.
>>75223780
it's not like that at all, m8
in fact, I can't recall a single instance of him mentioning his career while commentating a fight
most of the time, he's accurately breaking down the techniques the fighters are using and providing professional insight on what's happening in the fight as it happens and what may happen after that
he's unironically the best commentator the UFC has right now
>>75223663
He was dominated by Pettis.
>>75223806
>dominated by Pettis
oh shut the fuck up
>>75223672
>Eddie on prelims now
This is kinda sad.
>>75223765
>Dominick Cruz
>Mirsad Bektic
>Khabib Nurmagomedov
>Lorenz Larkin
>Jacare Souza
You legit just like watching men lay on each other
>>75223785
If he didn't shoot, he would have survived round 2 just fine as he survived round 3 in the rematch.
>>75223806
talk about selective memory, jesus
the first round was very close, but I would personally say Pettis won it
Oliveira was soundly outgrappling Pettis in the second, and was doing the same in the third until he got careless and got caught in a guillotine
Fresh delbedded
https://youtu.be/B1mVbcy27yo
One of you Floridians needs to make an appearance in an episode. Sign the liability form,
P.s. I'm looking at you Springsbro.
>>75223765
that is the gayest most fedora list of boys ive ever seen
>>75223815
>>75223834
Pettis escaped back mount literally over and over again like it was nothing, and then subbed him.
I think like 50% of heem said Teymur was going to win
Who is somebody that most people have counted out that you think still has a title run in them?
>>75223817
>the state of you
have you ever seen Cruz or Larkin fight
do you know who Josh Barnett is
>>75223837
>gayest most feodra
I don't give a fuck what a middle schooler thinks about my taste in boys, pham
>>75223806
>>75223840
The entire division was dominated by pettis
>>75223849
Sergio
>>75223843
It was just me and maybe one or two other anons, you can search the archives if you want
Keep grasping for straws
>>75223857
Your gimick is getting kind of annoying now, even im starting to get bored of it
>>75223843
Vanatta is a meme
He's got the Uriah Hall problem of relying way too much on unorthodox exotic techniques instead of just basic, tried-and-true methods with the occasional spinning shit thrown in for spice
>>75223865
Not grasping straws just telling the truth, it wasn't that special.
swede was saying it way before you as well
>>75223865
And a second one
>>75223780
what are you on about
>>75223888
>>75223894
Where are you getting these slips from
I do remember Sweden saying that he would win, but I don't think he did before me
Doesn't really matter, tho
>>75223865
>>75223911
>implying teymoor won
>>75223792
The argument is that DC rested his arms on the towel that was being suspended by the two guys holding it up. Rather than let the towel drop to the floor they held it in place. By resting his arms on the towel the two guys consequently offloaded some of DC's bodyweight from the scale.
Towels are fine, resting your arms on them isn't.
>>75223835
>cormier btfo
cormier vs lenny openweight
rich vs schaub openweight
lithcuck vs estonia 160
bangladesh vs dockdwarf 135
book that shit
Wow wake up to this gay sh*t
>>75223742
>un-underhooks
>>75223752
Awful list
>>75223756
>TJ knocking anyone out
Howling at this casual
>>75223765
Absolutely awful
>>75223780
This
>>75223843
Landos not good
Neithers Teymur
>>75223857
>middle schooler
>>75223878
Are you that autist from the discord?
Hold up im gonna make a new thread that isn't complete shit
>>75223920
Watch the fight, you mong
Round 1 was close, but he won two by a clear margin and undoubtedly took round 3
29-28 Teymur at worst, imo
https://www.mma-core.com/videos/Lando_Vannata_vs_David_Teymur_Full_Fight_UFC_209_Replay_Part_1/10167088
>>75223876
Gimmick implies a level of self awareness.
>>75223911
>Where are you getting these slips from
My bet account
>Doesn't really matter tho
So why do you keep posting it?
You also missed out on Masvidal who was the most obvious underdog as of recently. 50/50 for you
@me when you predict a real surprise.
Anyone else getting paid by some fuckass "employer" to do jack shit and just post on /heem/ all night?
>>75223857
you're such a faggot just stfu for once in your damn life. the threads were great until you came back with your autism
>>75223966
>my bet account
doubt.png
if you got the fight at 2.5-1 odds and made a single straight bet, why would you make a second straight bet at worse odds instead of putting the money into the first bet
>>75223983
Yeah I don't know what they expect me to accomplish but shitposting and watching Arrested Development for a paycheck is okay by me
Will Horror Gucchi win at Rizin 5?
>>75223991
>>75223966
replace 2.5 with 2.9
>>75223991
I hadn't been paid yet so I just used the 6 pound left in my account. The fiver was a free bet and then I put some more on when I got paid
>doubt
Only doubt is how you'll hold up lad
>>75224058
are you autistic?
>>75224070
just filter it
giving it attention won't help things
To keep this post on topic, do you think Misha Cirkunov has what it takes to eventually win the title, now that Rumble is gone?
>>75224049
>>75224058
Would you fucking calm down?
>>75224087
Win the title, probably not, but he can probably break top 5
I see him beating Shogun, Teixeira and Manuwa at least. Alex and DC are a step ahead though, their games are more complete.
Is Dominican Crust a good fighter?
can the mods ban these two losers? its fascinating how two autists can ruin a thread so hard.
>>75224178
100%
If they banned the swede and sperg op heem would be good
>>75224087
He's one of only a tiny handful of good prospects, but he's way too green to be a serious contender. Give him a year or two and we'll see.
Looks like Mark Hunt is slated to fight Derrick Lewis in June.
>>75224344
*the stench of body odor fills the thread*
>>75224353
Mad cuz ur moms a fan?
>Cruickshank
>Horiguchi
>Kawajiri
>Aliakbari
>RENA
I'm unironically hype for Rizin lads
I never thought the day would come but this is actually a good card
>>75224371
When is it?
>>75224371
>natty aliakbari is back
yaas
good morning to everyone
>>75223765
casual: the list
>>75224655
Good morning.
piss criedwoman btfo
>>75224655
>memes and super serious grapplers
>trying this hard
so true
>>75225070
>>75225070
>flag
>drumpf
lmao pathetic
who is your most appreciated female UFC fighter?
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/4/13/15295540/robert-whittaker-ufc-on-fox-24-open-workout-scrum-video
Robert Whittaker on fighting 'Jacare' Souza: 'Thank God it's not a jiu-jitsu match'
Do we have a webm of Jones' crotch chop to DC?
>>75225176
pull it up on fightpass
Is Brendan Schaub a good fighter?
>>75225290
Rogan ruined his career he could have been a top LHW right now.
>>75225091
>conor
>fighting welterweight ever again
>>75225300
Schlob is too fat for 205
Remember when Sage tapped to Bryan?
Fighters reactions to that really pissed me off
Tony acted like a knob, James Vick and Kevin lee where bellends as usual
Earned so much respect for khabib and cowboy
>>75225389
it was such weak banter don't be so soft
>>75225400
Tony was my favourite fighter up until then
He isn't anymore
>>75225412
dorky
Lads remember when charlie ward killed a guy?
Why Does Tony Ferguson Type Like This? Like Everything Is A Title Or Something?
He reminds me of a 10 year old trying to use "good grammar"
>>75225389
I was about to post the webm of Vick getting heemed by Dariush but realised I don't have it
/r/ing that webm
>>75225400
nah it was genuine bitterness that sage was being promoted
he's been a lot higher profile recently though after rda and now especially after 209 even though he didn't actually fight. highly doubt he would react like that today.
>>75225471
i remember it, anyone who got mad over what the fighters were saying is a pussy
Dillon Danis indefinitely suspended from Marcelo Garcia's hmmmmmmm
>>75225480
>pay starts at 40/40 instead of 10/10
>is an absolute faggot
>gets some fucking internet bullying
>fags online cry about it
what a generation of fucking babies
>>75225488
really makes me think
>>75225497
>fags online cry about it
Yeah Tony, Vick and Kevin
>>75215398
Felice Herrig
Valentina Shevchenko
Mighty Mouse
Dominick Cruz
Dooho Choi
Khalabeeb
Damien Maia
Mousasi
DC
Stipe
Who is the most unlikeable fighter?
I vote for Romero and Hector Lombard
Big lenny just called out cormier
When is Joanna going to stop ducking Valentina in MMA? Why is she wasting her time fighting a 4'11 Brazilian?
>>75225546
yeah they're fags a lot like you, big babies. grow a pair.
>>75225620
>Who is the most unlikeable fighter?
khabib
i am not very impressed with your appearance
>>75215398
n/a
n/a
n/a
n/a
cruz
leeroy / yair
marc / felony
maia
silva
n/a
lewis
>>75225620
twood, he's living in half of /heem/'s heads and no one charging him any rent
Is there are live stream for the bellator budapest card?
>>75225716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dnux3msxuGg
Maurice even made a remix of that
Was GSP v Bispong announced before or after Woodley v Wonderboy 2 fought?
If after do you think it was because Dana was punishing Tyron for being a shit draw and throwing two poor poor fights?
>>75225869
Before if memory serves
>>75223805
Savage Kitaoka. Cruickshank is still salty about this loss.
>>75225869
Bisping vs GSP conference was on 3rd of March, 209 was day later
>>75225869
I don't know about the timing but I think GSP views Bisping as an easier fight. Plus he gets to call himself a two-weight champ and it sets up a fight with the exhumed corpse of Silva.
This is objective boys list everything else is trash:
Joanna
Shevchenko
DJ
Cruz
Choi
Khabib
Rory
Rockhold
Jones
Ngannou
>>75223742
shouldnt have stopped it
what time are they weighing in
>>75225923
Close but:
>Cruz
>Khabib
>Rockhold
>Ngannou
Should be:
>Cody
>Tony
>Yoel
>Lewis
>>75223742
This desu. He makes the grappling a lot more enjoyable to watch for BJJ noobs like me
>>75225952
10 AM EST (now)
>>75225923
>kebab
>rocksalt
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/4/14/15289218/ufc-on-fox-24-early-weigh-in-results-live-video-updates-johnson-vs-reis-kansas-city-mma
the combatants will first weigh in earlier in the day around 10 a.m. ET
UFC on FOX 24 Main Event:
135 lbs.: UFC Flyweight Champion Demetrious Johnson () vs. Wilson Reis ()
UFC on FOX 24 Main Card:
115 lbs.: Rose Namajunas () vs. Michelle Waterson ()
185 lbs.: Ronaldo Souza () vs. Robert Whittaker ()
145 lbs.: Renato Moicano () vs. Jeremy Stephens ()
UFC on FOX 24 Prelims:
265 lbs.: Roy Nelson () vs. Alexander Volkov ()
135 lbs.: Tom Duquesnoy () vs. Patrick Williams ()
155 lbs.: Bobby Green () vs. Rashid Magomedov ()
125 lbs.: Tim Elliott () vs. Louis Smolka ()
UFC on FOX 24 Prelims on Fight Pass:
205 lbs.: Devin Clark () vs. Jake Collier ()
185 lbs.: Andrew Sanchez () vs. Anthony Smith ()
135 lbs.: Augusto Mendes () vs. Aljamain Sterling ()
170 lbs.: Nathan Coy () vs. Zak Cummings ()
135 lbs.: Ashlee Evans-Smith () vs. Ketlen Vieira ()
>predict who misses weight
>>75225975
Smolka
live weigh ins
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/4/14/15255156/ufc-on-fox-24-weigh-in-video
God isn't real
>>75225975
Is picksbro around ? I'd like to have my pick taken
>>75225091
maia will get his, believe you me
>>75225992
Smolka 126 but looks like shit
>>75225992
126
lol he looks like SHIT
>>75226109
>Maia will reapeat his performance from UFC 112
>Tyrone will repeat his performance from UFC 209
>we will all fall into a coma
>>75226109
Woodley is a bad matchup for him. Great TDD and powerful striking plus Maia tends to gas pretty badly.
>>75226102
Is waterson a hafu?
>>75226121
>>75226123
Damn, he really should put on a bit of muscle mass and move to 135, this shit will be the death of him
>>75225620
Mighty Mouse
TJ
joe lauzon
Maia
Machida
LHW is a dumpster fire
Hunt/Werdum
>>75226133
Tyrone "kickboxed by jake shields" woodley has some holes in his game
JACARE LOOKING GODLY
*chomping intensifies*
>>75226121
>>75226123
Was it better or worse than this dead man?
>>75226140
i want intercourse with this bald head girl
it's my secret fetish desu
Fuck me Jacare looks small af now
>>75226160
>Tyrone "kickboxed by jake shields" woodley has some holes in his game
Sure he does but i think he has improved quite a bit since then. Shields has better cardio than Maia too. If Maia is unable to get early takedowns he will gas out and start getting more desperate. He was shooting from way out vs Brown in the third and got a point deducted for timidity in the 5th vs LaFlare because he was so gassed (in a fight he completely dominated before that).
>>75226165
>>75226181
top secret Cuban steroids has Yoel Romero, Joe
>>75226165
about the same, he needed a towel this time
wtf spergy everyone hates you now what happened
Reminder that Shittaker is a NZ product. He is NOT australian
>>75226186
I think woodley is such a front-runner that Maia takes it with just one takedown. All these blacksplosive guys have some mental problems when they're losing a fight. Wonderboy's problem was that he didn't turn up any pressure, just kickboxing from afar.
>The Ultimate Cutting Championship
>>75226198
Leave NP alone. He has been on topic this entire thread.
>>75226203
>>75226186
also, maia for sure has become a different fighter since the anderson silva days
>>75226203
Woodley is very difficult to take down though and probably even harder to hold down. I would favour Maia over Wonderboy but I think Woodley beats him pretty handily. Although, Maia could probably sneak a round standing up if Woodley is overly cautious.
>>75226213
sure but the fights I've mentioned have been recent. He will gas himself out if he looks for takedowns and doesn't get an early sub.
>>75226181
He looks the exact same you retard. How does it feel belonging to country without a single good fighter?
This broad doing the weigh ins pronounced names better than goldberg and rogan those blithering lazy idiots.
>>75226238
why are jacare fans such homers lol
New Embeded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un-722TV89Y
>>75226231
>>75226219
for sure if maia doesn't get to ride woodley for a round it looks pretty bad. Woodley is pretty gassy himself though. But it doesn't matter because Maia will get snubbed the next two or three times while woodley looks for nick diaz or GSP
>>75226239
JO HANA
YUNG GAY CHEICK
>>75226259
YEE ON JAY CHICK
some random guy just weighed in, probably a fan or something
>>75226259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiZs8Kq2kM0
fucking rogan
Someone should do the towel thing for bants
>>75226252
Homers? Is that a Canadian thing?
>>75226271
Don't forget to bring the towel !
>>75226276
some people in the usa use it
>>75226317
What does it mean?
>>75226271
they will probably get fined
>>75226321
Being delusional about your hometown team (your boy Jacare in this particular situation)
>>75226321
slang for homos
>>75226201
Still an abbo
"jacare looks the same"
>I don’t really feel confined to just fighting the number one contender,” he said. “I am not going to be the only weight class in the UFC that has to stay true to that old rule set, when everyone is showing us that that the game is really wide open for giving the fans the fights they want to see.
>>75223457
Would you have stopped it there /heem/?
>>75226411
This is a pretty funny thing to say considering the rankings are 100% controlled by the promotion.
>>75226454
No they aren't, unless someone tested positive
They control the media people that get put on the panel tho
>>75226454
dont be racist
>>75226505
Not sure I totally believe the stuff about polling. But even if you give them the benefit of the doubt, they still have a really micro level of control over everybody in the media.
>>75226631
It's the reason he weighed in at 206.2
funkbedded
https://youtu.be/wCkikA8LLVs
https://youtu.be/wCkikA8LLVs
you want me to dye my hair blonde?
>>75226731
>The Fuckmaster
why is this allowed?
>>75225869
>throwing two poor poor fights
>>75225923
>Rockhold
lol no
>>75226329
Not for their actual weigh in, just pretend to do it to give everyone a laugh and then weigh in normal
>>75226276
never heard of it
>>75226333
this one makes sense
>>75226335
this one is just stupid
Who should be her next fight?
>>75227120
Edmond
>>75227120
Ariel Helwani
USADA moose will destroy jacare in a rubber match
And wide man's camp is a bunch of dumb ass guidos
>>75226181
literally looks the same, le jacaroid meme is absolute cancer
>Despite being the current UFC champion with the most title defenses, Johnson said he has not been given a new belt every time he has defended his title. Instead, Johnson has just kept the one he had already won in the inaugural flyweight championship bout back in 2012.
wtf
Stitch Duran was never my friend
>>75227148
He's literally a roiding meme and got destroyed by romero
>>75227151
>>75227151
Jon Jones talked about that being the case years ago on Jimmy Kimmel's show
>>75227171
DC has 3 belts
Every Champ usually gets a new one per defence
>>75227157
THATS NOT ME
>>75227182
jimmy asked him do you get a belt every time
jon said nope just this one, they stopped doing that
>>75227207
DC literally just won his 3rd belt last week
>>75227207
it should just be one belt getting passed around for generations desu
>>75227207
This is true, the one used in the cage/press conference etc is fake gold. If the challenger wins they givethem one made with real gold later
Conor said
>>75227232
whatever i don't know what the truth is i'm 100% sure that's what jon said on kimmel's show
>>75227254
Yeah I'm not saying you're wrong, he might've said that but DC does have 3 belts and I don't think he went and bought a replica so he could say it
how else is dana supposed to pay for $160,000 sabertooth tiger bones?
With the way things are going they'll probably make the fighters buy their belts from the online store.
Angela Hill vs. Alexa Grasso who wins?
>>75227324
>yfw coaches are using heem webms
>>75227324
Sounds like he is using the fightpass app instead of UFC.tv. There is slow mo and it is very easy to rewind on the website.
>>75227418
real fight fan detected
I have literally heemed all your fathers who were weak embarrassments
Who can stop the madman?
>>75227441
Split decision
>>75227163
he at least got a draw against Romero, who grabbed the cage flagrantly twice and didn't get a point taken
>>75227441
>weaving without countering
>not just walking backwards if you're not gonna counter
Literally retarded fighter
Wgaf about ufc, RIZIN is this weekend
>>75227485
he was just fucking around at that point, he knew he'd got Evangalista beat, he also lands a lead right as a frustrated Evangilista walks toward him
>>75227328
Hill
>>75227418
Not the point at all
>>75227485
>wants him to walk straight back
he threw 1 punch anyway you fucking idiot
anyone else hope masvidal gets backpacked?
>>75227485
also >>75227522 this
if he went straight back he would've got stuck on the fence which any MMA coach will tell you never to do
>>75227426
>>75227522
you dont know what a counter is
you dont understand why simply getting out of range is a better decision than weaving if not countering
you are literally autistic and probably fell here from WWE
>>75227324
>he can't afford $10
>GIB FITEPASS GIB RAISE GIB TITLE
>>75227514
>people unironically think this womanlet will beat joanna
>>75227485
It's called showboating
>>75227559
Joanna has a questionable chin and questionable defense, it will get her in serious trouble one day and Andrade can crack, not sure if now's the time tho
>>75227552
no, you don't know shit about striking, probably watched one video on it and now are shitting up this thread, kill yourself
>>75227559
>dropped by claudia
>dropped by kookers
pooana is done
>>75223742
Such an elegant spo-
>>75227559
t. Kah J'wel
>>75227604
>TKO'd by Liz Carmouche
Andrade is wasting her time and money on camp
>>75227627
Brown belt, here. Do you want to fucking go? Keep in mind I've also trained muay thai for several years now. I'll fly to your shitty irish town, kick your ass, fuck your mom, and then be back on the plane in time to hit the beach the next day.
I'm fucking serious, kid. We can do this. At my gym we immediately correct little shits like you that walk around with an attitude problem.
>>75227647
>cutbaby lanklet
>dropped by 115'ers
>>75227554
Read the whole screenshot.
>>75227584
JJ comes from a MT background and Hill had a lot of success tying her up with the Thai cinch. Andrade's going to get nailed on the outside with kicks and smothered on the inside I think.
>>75227658
I was abused and tortured a lot as a child, I'm pretty sure you cannot hurt me.
>>75227584
>questionable chin
>questionable defense
>never stopped in ~100 fights
lol
>>75227668
>roided womanlet
>subbed by soccer moms
>>75227682
wew
sorry
>>75227671
he can watch dan hardy's patrician breakdowns, if his fighter isnt known enough to be on one then he might as well retire desu senpai
>>75227559
She's a lesbian so that give her a passive bonus on her strength stat
>>75227690
You would be, lets just say, I didn't need to learn how to fight, it was my nature.
>>75227671
Joanna has a great jab and Andrade is just generally a very back and forward fighter. I like Joanna overall and Andrade in spots in this fight, and generally it's better to go with the fighter that will win most of the rounds.
>>75227686
She keeps her head straight up when she throws, it got her hurt exchanging with KK (who ate about 150 head strikes and wasn't rocked even once), and Gadelha dropped her with a jab and an elbow. Her problems are definitely there, it's just that she does enough other stuff well that her opponents can't exploit them particularly often.
>Waterson is underdog vs Namajunas
free money, practically
Besides the fact that he has a fake belt and hes a fat ass weight cheater and a boring as fuck fighter with no charisma and is cocky in literally the shallowest division in the sport why is he disliked?
>>75227728
he's a smug knowitall
>>75227692
Well he could do that anyway because he already had a subscription to FP
>>75227728
Awful smile
also, Tim Elliott vs Smolka is gonna be a spicy manlet fight
>>75227728
I don't get it desu, he seems like a really jovial guy. Sure, he's smug but he always keeps it playful.
I really don't like the whole mandrama shit he pulls though, if I gotta be honest. All the speeches the other night were pretty cringy.
remember when cangela hill got cut after rose punched her in the mouth and choked her out in 10 seconds
>>75227728
>hating on the goat
go train jon, you dont want to be exposed twice do you?
>>75227728
>with no charisma and is cocky
Oxymoron
>>75227719
Rose is the better fighter though
>>75227780
nah
>>75227780
I feel like Rose's only strenght was throwing weird, unorthodox meme attacks.
As soon as her coaches tried to make her fight technically her low skill really came through imo.
andrade is a fine meme pick but a stupid bet given where the odds are
another thing to consider is joanna has been training with literally the best in the world, whereas jessica isnt' accomplished in any area and had to take another fight just to pay for a camp
is she going to attempt slams in a 5 round fight with joanna? wewlad
>>75227758
Hmmmm
>>75227809
she was beating KK handily from the outside but then kept clinching for some reason. I think her ground game is better than Waterson's too. Rose's mental strength is dodgy though. Anyways should be a good fight.
>>75227682
Was it a priest?
>>75227822
>look like shit
>roid and get caught
>needing dick pills in your 20's
its almost as if he knew dc would btfo him without "dickpills"
>>75227810
She could catch JJ early on with something, maybe drop her and then jump on a guillotine.
>>75227810
We'll see how strong she is if she gets her nose split open by an elbow.
>>75227810
I think she can win because she's a great athlete, is very explosive and punches very hard. JJ's chin looks to be showing its cracks. I think Andrade can overwhelm her with her speed and power and get the stoppage.
>>75227852
Tbf, I haven't watched a lot of Waterson but from what I've seen she seems like the typical well rounded mma fighter, and she is quite good for WMMA skill wise. I can see her wrestlefucking rose, or even just winning via higher fight iq, determination and pressure.
Andrade is literally the toughest challenge for Joanna in her division, anyone counting her out is a casual
natty GOAT
>>75227907
agreed desu
>>75227936
not natty
not GOAT
>c-chad is too good of a wrestler! there's n-no way conor can win!
This kid is supposed to be the next big thing. Apparently he is the best European prospect since McGregor. I've seen his highlights but don't really see why he is so highly rated.
Is Conor v Mayweather actually a thing
USADA'd
>>75228017
>best european prospect since Mcgregor
>>75228017
He has a submission loss to amirkhani if that makes you doubt him any more
>>75228034
>still looks better than the entire /heem/
Lel.
>>75228017
Ngannou is the top Eurocuck prospect atm
>>75228070
Amirkhani is legit, no shame in that especially considering Tom is quite a but younger
>>75228060
he wassn't really hyped coming in to UFC
>>75228070
I saw that, I don't mind an early career submission loss to an bigger guy. Its just that the Heavy Hands guys are hyping him up to be some absolute beast who can beat up top 5 guys right now.
finna succ
>>75228016
>Mcgregor was in a y-yacht and Nate was a welterweight
>>75228110
I saw his last fight at BAMMA, clearly super talented, put also clearly a JackWink product, so his hands aren't that great. Everything else seems to be in order though.
NEVER FORGET
muy buena la foto de la bikini rosa
a mi me gusta stephanie mchahon
pero más cuando era una pendeja
>The Poopetually Poosada'd Poosage of Ronaldpoo ''Jacapoo" Pooza
Is Tim Kennedy going to make it?
>>75228203
Where? he's on another deployment, probably gonna be fine after killing people again.
>>75228176
*breaks your entire body*
Speaking of which - what's with Jacare hate?
Dude would literally snap Bisping in half.
>>75228213
>he's on another deployment
no hes not lol he isnt even active anymore
if he is doing something it isn't with ODAs but rather triple canopy or some shit if he is in the DC area
>>75228232
everyone would snap BisPoop in half, thats why they are having him defend the belt against a 47 year old and a WW that hasnt fought in 3 years
>>75228213
>biometrics and atmospherics of your existence
>>75228232
Hes constantly fed bums and loses to top level guys.
>>75228213
>tfw USADA'd and PTSD'd
STOP WATCHING MMA
>>75228255
Mousasi, Okami, Vitor, all Top 5 wins
>>75228213
>>75228285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Rr2GBUClss
>>75228071
What the fuck did you say about me?
>>75228301
she wasn't kidding when she said she was pissed at herself for tapping in the rose fight
>>75228316
I take that back.
>>75228316
God damn I didn't know guns like that are legal in Lithuania
does everyone in eastern europe have really good bunda from all the squatting?
>>75228281
Bum, bum and a 40 year old bum
>>75228360
>>75228381
Top level guy, top level guy, top level guy
>>75228378
>eastern europe
>bunda
>>75228301
>this awful music
what the fuck lol
>>75228381
>40 year old bum
>Still 6 years younger than last title challenger
>>75228408
wikipedia says lithuania is northern europe!
does a guy who is not a fighter have a chance with a UFC/MMA chick?
>>75228431
Soviet Union is as Eastern Europe as it gets lad, don't let them fool you
>>75228449
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Europe
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lithuania
FAKE NEWS?
Anyway
Next sunday my trainer allowed me to finally bang.
Finally I will get to get KOed
>>75228465
The fakest
>>75228473
I'd heem you and your trainer kid
>>75228445
not to fight an MMA chick, to date/have sex/get married
just to be clear
>>75228473
~100 nerds from 4chan will be rooting for you! and me too i'm cool af tho
>>75228473
by what, walking into a door handle?
>>75228512
A gust of wind and you'll see me do the dance
usada get out
moralfags should die
Is Ashlee free money?
>yushin okami and 40 year old estrogen vitor are high level fighters
>>75228601
is Ashlee hot?
>>75228546
Nigga I'm so chinny I once got heemed by a pull up bar
>>75228601
strong fat asian dudes are the most powerful eaters in the world
>>75228546
>>75228650
i could LITERALLY be heemed by both of your nans
>>75228707
I was grasping at imaginary butterflies when somebody slammed a door too loudly behind me once, my chin is absolutely cracked
>>75228731
>gently lies down to go to sleep
>instantly ko'd by my chin hitting the pillow
>>75228360
kek
is this accurate?
>>75227658
HAvent seen this posted in a while
>>75228546
DANCE
DANCE
best one
>>75228281
Vitor was the only top 5 fighter he beat. Mousasi was 7 or something.
>>75228783
theyre real to me now
>>75228796
>In 2007 after being approached by Scientology recruiters, Joe Rogan is reported to have said, "Why join a cult... when I can BE a cult?!" Allegedly he shoved the recruiters to the ground and ran away laughing maniacally. He dropped off the UFC radar for 5 months until his agent finally located him in a small African village near lake Victoria, leading an apocalyptic death cult. The UN report on the aftermath remains classified but rumors speak of mass graves, human sacrifice, and murals of Mr. Rogan's face made out of the bones of children. Beneath the village it is said that the cult of Ogamboo Metukalu (The One) had 2,000 slave laborers digging a secret underground temple complex where the cult intended to live after the Apocalypse. Mr. Rogan's agent says the Hollywood star has put that part of his life behind him and chalks it up to poor judgment brought on by a flu, but if that is the case, why does Joe continue to make routine trips to Africa to this day? And why are cases of missing children around Lake Victoria more than 20 times higher than the average of the rest of Africa? Mr. Rogan's agent declined to comment
>>75228793
Well you don't have to make weight in pound for pound, so maybe ?
>MUH CHRIS
>>75228839
Okami was #3. Mousasi was #7 but Top 5 in ability, and is Top 5 now.
The argument that they faltered against top competition despite looking great against mediocre fighters was something that could've been leveled against Mousasi before he beat Weidman, but not against Jacare, who's always fought and beat the best.
>>75228793
can you think of a single fighter in khabib's division or lower that would beat him on that list
>>75228863
go back to bed notepad
>>75228853
he couldnt handle the heat
>>75228863
Ferguson, Barboza, McGregor all have at least good chances. Khabib is very untested against top competition.
A few things:
---------------------------
Anyone who watch UFC210 should have come away with a negative impression of the UFC. What a shitshow. Amateurish.
DC overweight. Fake tits. Pathetic. And Dana does nothing to implement some discipline.
Fights were meh. Top fighter AJ resigned which makes the UFC look like it's dominated by people who aren't even that into it.
There should be financial penalties for people who don't make weight/
----------------------------
>lose to DC, AJ and Bones
Why is this cuck still taken seriously?
-----------------------------
>Big Brown: Bones would eat the entire heavyweight division
High kek
>>75228859
He lost to Rockhold and Romero, the only elite competition he's faced.
>>75228863
kebab's division itself defeats him
>>75228874
Oh, and Moussasi and other top fighters barely getting paid, apparently.
UFC isn't yet big enough to afford to be managed poorly.
Football can be absolutely rife with corruption and shit management, but nothing will topple it because it's already huge.
UFC isn't like that, and it could easily die soon.
>>75228874
>There should be financial penalties for people who don't make weight/
there are. are you new.
>>75228883
How are Rockhold and Romero "top competition" but Mousasi Vitor and Okami weren't. They weren't ranked any higher.
does Holloway stand a chance
So I just watched MM vs Dodson 2, Dodson was slowing down noticeably even at the end of round 2, MM's workrate was insane in that fight, constantly switching between head strikes and body strikes
Dodson was trying to mask how he was gassing by clinching constantly and trying to compensate by throwing knees and kicks to the body, which was also how MM took him down in the 3rd
Noticed also MM rocked him halfway through the 3rd with an overhand left, just before the moment he told Herb to get out of the way after Dodson kicked him in the nuts. 100% certain that nut shot was intentional, it's a Greg Jackson staple. Get rocked, kick in the nuts, get some breathing room and time to get your head right. MM wasn't having any of it though
MM also had some really great moments when he used his straight right to tighten up Dodson's guard, before using round kicks to the face and body whenever Dodson reacted to the straight, beautiful technical striking
Great fight overall
>>75228900
I can barely take you seriously when you are claiming a 40 year old post USADA Vitor is top competition. Mousasi is a easy style matchup for Jacare. He fought okami on his way out of the UFC. He loses to elite fighters.
>>75228954
I unironically fell asleep watching that fight
FUCKING DROPPED
>>75229018
>2017
>>75229018
Why don't Americans celebrate Easter ?
>>75229018
I will pray for you
>>75229018
>Goat woman fighter
>Respect traditions and values
Based qtpolishgoblin
>>75229018
Who are the dudes on the left side wall?
holy fuck, smolka looked absolutely horrible
>>75229071
>woman fighter
>Respect traditions and values
Choose one, you hippocrip
>>75228601
is there anything gayer than nutritionists
>>75229099
She will retire in a couple of years to have a family, give her a break.
>>75228843
theyre fake to me after seeing that man ass
>>75229113
Movement Coaches
>>75229125
jessicammaproQuando a gente fala que Senpaiília é para quem sabe ser SENPAIÍLIA, são em atitudes como essas que nos baseamos, porque aqui na nossa SENPAIÍLIA PRVT verdadeiramente O QUE NOS UNE É MUITO MAIOR QUE QUALQUER COISA QUE POSSA NOS SEPARAR.... Hoje eu estou no UFC, mas essas meninas aí estão em busca de estar onde eu estou, abrem mão de morar com Senpaiília de sangue, filhos, um conforto maior e moram em um alojamento de atletas, porque acreditam e confiam que assim como eu elas também podem chegar, graças a Deus hoje eu tenho condições de dar uma lembrança para cada uma em uma data como a Páscoa, mas o que falar de um gesto como esse ?
Whose side is Christ on?
>>75229144
Jesus notoriously hates midgets
>>75229085
I feel bad for him. Before his last fight he was talking about how another loss would kill his career and he would probabaly quit if he lost. Then he got memed on by a guy who missed weight. Now he is probabaly going to lose to Elliot and get cut. He had a nice bit of momentum after wrecking paddy and now he is on his way to lellator.
>>75229175
how the fuck does ray borg miss weight he is a midget
>>75229191
Steroids
is he saying steal the ufc events?
Poopeepee just signed a new deal
The word is jacagoof signed a new contract because he knows he is getting heemd tomorrow and didn't want to risk it.
>>75229274
Jacapoo looks 50 years old in that pic
>>75228874
>lose to Bones
>implying
>>75229274
damn he got USADA'd hard, hope he gets heemed to shut that one autist up, he looks like fucking morgan freeman
>>75228250
Tactitools are the dumbest people on earth.
>look at all the acronyms i use
>look at all my official-sounding terms that actually have no meaning
>look at all my powerpoint
It's easy to understand why the US military is so ineffective.
>>75228969
He's top competition by virtue of his ranking. That's how this works. Mousasi is a good matchup, but that doesn't mean he isn't top competition, you're literally writing off him as an opponent because Jacare did so well against him. Okami had beat everyone after the flukey Boetsch loss, including Top 10's Lombard and Belcher. He was the win that put Jacare in title contention, and a Top 5 guy at the time. Were you not watching or something?
>>75229321
>the us military is innefective
>>75229333
>He's top competition by virtue of his ranking
Sorry, couldn't keep going
>>75229384
Don't then, continue being wrong and not knowing shit until the day you die
>>75229300
It's called weight cutting post Usada. And why is there a lot of you hating Jacare?
Anyone else not watch MM fight?
>>75229427
It triggers autists, its the new
>is bimbo skorb a good fighter?
>>75229440
It's not new it started a long time ago on here as a complete joke lol.
>>75229440
Why would anybody be triggered by Souza ? I don't get it, there's nothing controversial about him
>>75229471
Jacapoo Pooza is an overrated can crusher who only fights guys like Boetsch and Camozzi
>>75229018
>#crucified
>>75229471
The same way most people wouldn't randomly shit on Schaub or even talk about him if there weren't autists who defend his honor 25/8. People here try to force jacapoo as elite.
>I will namefag until etc..
>>75229471
Cuckposting Fatareloser
>>75229471
contrarian r/mma edgelords
>>75229499
Not his fault only Moose seems to want to fight instead of waiting Bisbong
I don't think we should call him jacaroid now that he has been usadad so hard. Nobody calls him ViTRTor anymore.
>>75229274
holy shit someone give that guy a bottle of pedialyte pronto
>>75229621
>should get his skull bone mohawk shaved down
>>75229621
how will he ever recover
Free fight
Cub vs Siver
https://youtu.be/jARWWCa8nt0
Felice Herrig got BTFO 30-26
>>75229656
Why is the UFC even pretending Artem vs Cub will be competitive
>>75225654
She's a bantamweight retard.
Joanna never wanted to be fighting at bantamweight, it was just the promotions primary women's weight class
>>75229621
Jacaroidfags on suicide watch
>>75229694
>0-3
>Valentina's better than me. What can I say?
https://youtu.be/sJOeLzSyj9c
>mma journalism
>>75228136
nice
>>75229802
She won those fights by catching kicks and sweeping leg into takedowns, which isn't pointed in MT.
They started to deduct points for that later on
>>75229879
oh my god get off joanna's dick
i think chris weidman should fight gastelum after his CTE clears up and the gas' suspension is up
Welcome to the Machida Era
>>75229849
As bad and punchable as Jewani
>>75229895
women don't have dicks, donkey brains
>>75229895
oh my god let me spread disinformation on Hawaiian pool side mosaic forum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O358oTK3I_c&t=93s
Amateur women's MT is boring as fuck desu senpai
>>75229849
Claudia has fake teeth. Wtf
>>75229951
Your nationalism is fucking unbearable. You're like fucking SpergOP with his man love for Khabib.
>>75229952
Fucking knew something was off about her smile, she looks like she has 40 teeth
>>75229977
I see your point now, you are correct
>>75229993
I would like to see ALJOOOOO take another loss
>>75229977
Yeah Poland, why aren't you a cuck?
>tfw based goatare btfo shittaker inside one
state of weidmanbabbys
do you track your picks? I'd like to start doing it but I'm terrible with spreadsheets
>>75230093
I only save them if I had won
>>75230124
cool
anyway I just remembered there is a website for this
They makin' these memmes of me dhittin my pants couldnt have dat.
>>75230093
what do you mean?
Felice Herrig is undeniably a steroid user.
>>75229018
>did weight cutting go too far?
>>75230069
>>75230114
can you do Elliot and Smolka, they both looked like absolute shit, I have no idea why they're staying at 125.
Did anybody miss weight?
>>75230208
nope
>>75230212
>>75230208
Told you guys, charlie murphy blessed this card
What did he mean by this?
>>75230245
Are you ok now?
>>75230259
Who are (you)?
>>75230190
>>75230270
A concerned anon. Are you ok?
>>75230032
great post
>>75230286
Is this a new meme?
>>75230252
Kek what did the guy say to piss Dana off
>>75230301
You avoiding the question is not settling my concerns. Are you ok?
>>75230190
It's the shallowest division
>>75230312
Rent free
>>75230190
>>75230304
I don't know, I couldn't find it but he was also shitting on another person for taking pictures of their dogs.
JUST
>>75230333
I hope you get better.
>>75230252
>Dana still getting triggered by literally who on the Internet
What a goof.
>>75230304
That he didn't give the pay the fighters deserve and the fact that his instagram profil is private.
>>75230353
delet
>>75230347
this dude is death man
Goobs lookds really bad at 145 but he at least has energy in him
Smolka looks like it's his final moments
>>75230373
>>75230347
He's probably the first one who is going to die by cutting.
>>75227728
Can we please stop the "DC is a hard worker meme"? This pathetic fatfuck failed to make weight at the 2008 Olympic games. He loves to talk up how he placed 4th in Athens, but he never mentions the time he couldnt
stop eating cake and chicken when it mattered most.
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2014/2/19/5427802/daniel-cormier-admits-poor-weight-management-caused-him-to-drop-out-ufc-170-2008-olympics
Oh yeah, when his daughter died, he couldn't even afford a headstone. Some hard-worker. Some great family man.
http://www.ufc.com/news/ufc-182-daniel-cormier-confronts-fight-of-life?id=
Dude's a fucking bum. I can't wait til Jones smashes this cornball uncle tom.
>>75230368
>50 replies early
I really like Rogan/DC commentating, very comfy
>>75230347
Fucking hell, this skeleton needs to move up.
Sad to see a 5'9 guy do whatever it takes to have an advantage over midgets.
>>75230406
that wasn't an issue of hard work it was an issue of cutting weight like a wrestler and nearly killing his kidneys
>>75230406
>5'2
>>75230245
>tfw I thought it was eddie
am I the only one who has no idea who charlie is?
>>75230432
If you didn't watch Chapelle show, then you'd probably have no idea about the guy
>>75230416
Sounds like you're talking about gooby
>>75230478
>466 replies
die threadfag
>>75230478
kys
>>75230478
NotePad, I appreciate what you do but why make early threads with Adan? Just make at 490
>>75230347
Literally on death's door
>>75230527
But 466 isn't?
>>75230527
Ban me
>>75230347
Poois Smolka would get creamed at 135, poor guy is just stuck
>>75230448
desu I never heard of it, that chapelle guy is pretty funny so I might look for them tho
>>75223457
Where are the HEEM PICKS!
>>75230587
If you've never even heard of it you're probably too young to post here
>>75230478
adan has his pecker deep in your head notepad, pathetic
>>75230347
That's just how he looks after his sex goblin of a wife is done with him
>>75230600
I'm in my 20's mate
>>75230627
We go by years, not months
>>75230600
I just looked it up. It ended in 2006. I was 7 then. Sorry I don't know about your shitty show grandpa.
>>75230589
I saw picks bro taking them earlier. Probably gone. Just get your picks in tomorrow
>>75230646
I was 9
I figured it out guys, someone is copy/pasting spergOP's threads and spamming early threads to get him banned for spamming or ban evading when he makes threads on time, really smart if you ask me
Is the Bellator card live now?
>>75230650
He said he's on 4 chinz 18 hours a day
>>75230646
>There are people posting on /heem/ who were born in 1999
The card is on tape delay for 9 PM ET
>>75230457
goobs did move up though. i don't think he has any intention of fighting at 145 again
>>75230686
probably got tired of heem bullying him every time he posted his calendar.
should rose give up on mma if she loses?
>>75230709
No, she's still better then most of the division. She will probably just be an eternal gatekeeper
>>75230709
to do what? live off the money HD makes selling bootleg dvds on the bus?
>>75230701
>did move up though
He didn't move up, he went to his natural weight class.
>>75230729
She's smarter than she acts.
>>75230709
Unirionically she'd make a lot more money in porn.
>>75230709
Why would she do something as dumb as that?
Pootaker is getting subbed by based Jacky
>>75230748
new
>>75230747
>Jacky
>>75230708
3.0 is not spergop
anyone else think mma is shit now
this stoppage is a good example of why >>75223457