last edition: >>75206639
First for autism
She is fighting Randa Markos next. -12,000 odds it's a decision.
Jack R. Ray
>>75211324
The experts are saying bet on the underdog Whittaker!
childhood is when you idolize Jon Jones, adulthood is realizing Gus makes more sense
>>75211424
Isn't Gus a convicted felon?
I like the tecia/roquelle romance
>>75211460
lol yes. for assaulting a female too.
This sport is literally dying. Every single event there's a top athlete announcing his retirement.
>>75211491
Poor little white boy
>>75211464
Florida's finest couple
Go on /heem/, thank Jacare for good luck and health.
TYBJ
>>75211595
The experts are picking against him. I stand with Jacare.
>>75211634
smart man
>>75211646
Only a nerd would pick against Jacare.
>>75211460
adulthood is realizing sometimes you gotta commit crimes
>>75211491
what a cuck, glad crumble bestowed the biggest btfo in mma history on him now
"omg guys the OP is super duper important" - idiot
>>75211491
Based Rumble delivering justice to the cowardly woman beater.
Adan seething he didn't get ta make the thread.
Don't worry buddy ya can get the next one in 4 hours
If you're not a fan of Canada you're not a fan of MMA.
Rumbel has filed his appeal. He wants D.C. to testify under oath about the weigh in, be fined 20% of his purse and be stripped of his belt.
Weidman has also officially filed an appeal.
>>75211894
Why does Rumblel care when he fought like a coward out there?
>>75211894
They don't call it Jew York for nothing
Who should Alexa Grasso fight next?
>>75211823
>>75211779
>>75211491
>>75211554
>>75211926
20% of D.C.'s purse is a six figure payday for him.
>>75211894
>waaah 1.2lbs, it has nothing to do with me having 0 ground defence or fight iq
>waaah no replay, I dont care if it was the wrong call
they should both go fuck themselves
>>75211991
>victim blaming
205 MEANS 205
NO REPLAYS MEANS NO REPLAYS
Will Aldana get cut?
>>75211850
youre using a thread that was 40 posts early and somehow convincing yourself that I dont find that hilarious lmao you fucking idiot
Who would win in a fight between CoGar and Trius?
are the actual fight fan americans embarassed by how your brothers behave in these threads?
i thought the fight network went out of business
>>75212056
Are ya pretending ya've never made an early thread ya colossal loser?
>>75212106
Yes. I apologize on their behalf. Especially that racist guy.
>>75212106
One loser(you) has managed to give a bad name to every Canadian flag that posts here. Good work.
>>75212124
How in the fuck did you get that from that you idiot lol
>>75212155
lol this is the exact type of post i was talking about when i asked if they get embarassed
>>75212181
>>75212181
Literally seething cause you don't get to be the OP of a general on an anonymous anime imageboard.
How do you let your life spiral this hard out of control?
What kind of dork get embarrassed on 4chan or ever really?
Literally can't remember the last time I felt that
>>75212236
never stop thinking about me and definitely never stop whining about me because thats my favourite part
by the way you just got BTFO hope you enjoyed it bud lmaooo
>>75212280
what is he talking about you didn't even make a new thread in the previous one?
>>75212280
You're on the verge of tears sobbing like a little child cause you didn't get to be the OP.
>>75211894
>>75211926
Is this Rumble or just his team? Rumble has been nothing but respectful, said he doesn't care and even with the money, looks to be glad he's finally getting out of the sport.
Seems weird he'd stick around for all thsi
>>75212051
Yes. This wmma shit belong to invicta where ugly dykes with low skills fighting for white knights pleasure
WE'RE NOT HERE TO TAKE BART
WE'RE HERE TO TAKE HOMER
hahahahahahahhahahahaha
>>75212335
He has a lawyer to handle all the technical stuff regarding the demands I'd assume, but rumble definitely wants to appeal it.
>>75211894
>stripped of his belt.
You don't get stripped for missing weight lel
>>75212361
have an upboat good sir :)
>>75212383
Yes you do.
Cody "No Love" Garbrandt is the greatest mixed martial artist of all time and will retire the undefeated three weight UFC world champion.
lol so fuckin pissed
>Gayguard Moose-Assy
Both Connor and Dr. Wyman believe that Whittaker is going to KO Jacare.
Miesha Tate's Tight Cunt
>>75212584
Who is Eugene picking?
>>75212612
>he hasn't watched the care don't care preview
>>75212612
who the fuck is eugene
>>75212668
CAuse I dont care
>>75212599
https://twitter.com/JohnMcCarthyMMA/status/85071756476227993
Kick rocks bird brains
>>75212687
The Übermensch of mma media.
>>75212687
>This casual
I-I said I love you
>>75212715
>Sorry, that page doesn’t exist!
Wew got a real feather brain here that either can't get a link right or made it all up!
bird brains lol
>>75212814
Here you go birdbrains
https://twitter.com/JohnMcCarthyMMA/status/850717564762279937
Pretty strange you even need evidence considering the precedent has been set countless times.
>>75212896
I see your point now, you are correct.
Just watched the MMA Beat there lads
Cuck Thompson SBN has always been hard to listen to but he's taken it to a new level lately. How long until Ariel sacks him?
>>75212903
Apology accepted bird brains.
>>75212903
this is a SPICY new meme boys
pretty soon everyone will be spamming it
SOBBING
>>75212921
No, it isn't. No they won't.
>>75212916
Birds are probably more intelligent than your average /heem/ poster tbf
https://twitter.com/UFCONFOX/status/852622035314384896/video/1
>>75212958
I see your point now, you are correct
JACARE SPEAKS
https://twitter.com/UFCONFOX/status/852629240671485952
>>75213004
oh good i cant wait lmao just kidding who gives a fuck
>>75212982
>>75213004
BASED JACARE BLOWING OUT THE BONG
>>75213004
Brazilian accents are so awful
Who would win? Schaub or 1000 Brock Les Lesnars?
>>75213004
Man he's looking old. I feel for him but he's constantly said he'd be content never even getting a title shot
>>75213049
Your opinion = no one cares
>>75213088
Schaub is a nightmare matchup for Brock Lesnar.
Why isn't that guy posting his webms?
>>75211894
Rumble says he doesn't want D.C. Stripped
https://www.instagram.com/p/BS1uuE6hlWN/
>>75213168
IKR? Chin like granite, superior ground game and strength. Easy win.
>>75212051
>30-27 Herrig
>>75213197
hopefully he will learn his lesson this time.
It certainly took me a while.
What is your favorite technique?
>Submit my opponent without him hurting me or me hurting him.
IS MAIA GETTING A TITTLE SHOT?
>>75213227
Based Rumble.
>>75213227
>Btw this definitely isn't about money, that's for damn sure. It's the principal of the situation for you knuckleheads that have no brain.
C'mon son
>>75213227
good stuff
>yfw gastelum gets a 2 year suspension
>>75213275
Eyepoke shuffle. Easy and legal way to do damage to your opponent. Only get a warning.
>>75213088
Who is the handsome man?
So we can all agree that this is the best fighter that has ever walked the earth, right?
>>75213356
Why doesn't jacapoo just go to LHW if he wants a title shot? That would be more more interesting than Jim manpoopa
>>75213571
Why doesn't DC "go" to heavyweight?
>>75213571
Grow up
>>75213592
He already has a belt in his division and there are clear contenders ahead of him?
>>75213592
He was at HW on saturday
>>75213609
>not going up to fight JDS for the belt instead of jimi who gives a fuck
can someone translate this?
If JDS loses I riot
>>75213706
>big but wee
>birthday dumps
>loads
>>75213733
why stipe miocic sound croatian but he finna sound american
>>75213758
Because da heffer no stoppa da fight so I keep a going and this stip miotich house thank you
What happens if GSP or Bisping pulls out? UFC won't let Romero step in right they'll just reschedule?
>>75213797
anderson steps in
>>75213802
Tfw
>>75213523
*blocks your path*
>Tfw can't post Robin Black picks anymore
>>75213836
>Robin Black
>>75213872
Masvidal'd
>>75213872
Clawjuh is a giant westaboo so you just KNOW she was frothing thinking about his 7 inch bone pressed cowdick
>>75213947
Get help
I love Cody but when will they learn?
>>75213970
Rent free
>>75213872
i hope she doesn't catch deleted from him
>>75213980
he looks like teenage version of amos from the expanse
>>75213990
what's karolina by ko?
+15000?
does anyone on /heem/ actually think rose is gonna win against waterson? if so why?
>>75214023
Oh shit. Amos No Love.
>>75214193
i do because the mma vivisection picked her
>>75214193
The only reason I've read is "cause she's bigger"
>>75213872
Thighs are looking thigg
>>75214213
>>75214193
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSyp7JelUPT/
She's looking bigg
>>75214193
wtf knows its a pick em
>>75214193
>mma vivisection
>>75214242
Rose is a slight favorite
Have to go to work now lads, please pray for me
*schaubs pants*
oh god......oh man i've got schaub all over me............oh jeez......./heem/ can you help me clean myself up i'm just....i'm just covered in schaub......dear me....
>>75213706
>Special Happy 30th birthday
>to my big (in stature) brother, who's younger than me
>Shame I'm in the US and can't give him the usual beatings you give to the person whose birthday it is. (They're called bumps here, dumps over there, basically whatever age someone is you hit them that many times)
Rose is fighting to save the world
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/4/13/15295044/rose-namajunas-ufc-on-fox-24-open-workout-scrum-video
>>75214345
>always see pics of rose
>try and think Why I don't like this qt more
>remember she sounds like this
>>75214378
Where is this pic from?
>>75212056
why are the mods such incompetent retards
you know they would have deleted this thread if spergOP had actually made it a decent one
fucking mongs
Fabricio Werdum +130
Alistair Overeem -160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtBCauy1_z0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k9Mwcmxr2g
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=af6_1377140353
how playful is artem gonna be in dere next weekend?
>>75214772
> hot Bethe Correia bottom right
>>75214491
No one cares and your crush on spergOP, faggot!! You're embarrassing! Get over it and get laid, bitch!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m6hODHvLuQ
>>75211491
In Sweden looking at a women is probably considered assault
>>75213004
based jacare desu
>>75214969
at least watching her isn't literally cringeworthy like dern and bethe
how do you get a free PTSD dog btw
>>75213004
Bisping literally QUAKING in his boots
>>75214969
>gets armbarred
>announces retirement
>goes to live in the trees
>Heavy Hands trying to make it out like DJ is some sort of a hilarious banter king
weird desu
>grasso getting cut
JUST
Post your boys for each weight class to prove you're not a casual.
I'll start.
Mighty Mouse
Cruz
Dooho Choi
Lando
Demian Maia
Jacare
Jones
Reem
Cynthia
Shevchenko
>>75215398
>Dooho Choi
Meant to say Mendes for FW btw
>>75214772
>>75215373
wat
>>75215398
all-time or active fighters?
>>75215398
Ray Borg
Aljamain Sterling
Yair Rodriguez
Tony Ferguson
Gunnar Goony Nelson
Jack R. Ray
Jonny Bones Jones
Francis Ngannou
Karate Hottie
Sara McMann
>>75215442
this is new technology? it fucking stinks
>>75215398
>having a boy for each weight class
reducing the value of boy status desu
>>75215398
Jesscia Andrade
Amanda Nunes
Germaine De Randamie
Magomed Bibulatov
Dominick Cruz
Mirsad Bektic
Khabib Nurmagomedov
Lorenz Larkin
Jacare Souza
Misha Cirkunov
Josh Barnett
>>75215442
>>75215473
>>75215543
You are a muslim
>>75215559
She's a dime-piece my guy
>>75215360
They are the biggest dorks
here's a fighter's face for your app
>>75215566
Yes, I am.
>>75215559
Damn, you beat me to it LOL
https://www.instagram.com/p/BP2ytLxA34E/
>>75215609
What a sweetheart.
>>75215609
>>75215559
/ourgirl/
Do Bronx
>>75215520
That's what a casual who isn't intimately familiar with every weight class would say.
>>75215597
Where the fuck have you been NP?
>>75215543
>Jesscia Andrade
>GD
Wut
https://youtu.be/wk8Z4ZQW3mc
Lmao Marcelo kicked dannis out of his gym
>>75215684
Did his mom become a fan?
>>75215398
>manlets
Cody
>ded
Kevin Lee
Tyron (former boi rory, schaub rest his nose)
DC
Lewis
>women
>>75215684
what a bum
>>75215731
DC is a manlet though
>>75215731
Ya gotta bait better than this
>>75215684
Marcelo is jealous of his success. His moms probabaly a fan.
>>75215679
Typo
Germaine De Randamie is the UFC Women's Featherweight champion and I don't like Roidborg
>>75215759
Sure is easy for a loser like you to say that at your keyboard, hiding in your room, cheeto dust all over you fingers and shit.
But say that to DC in person and see what happens you no life, loser, do nothing bitch, NEET, zero.
>>75215804
>>75215473
My anti-boys/girls:
Cejudo
Garbrandt
Konga Magiga
Stephen Thompson
Travis Browne
>>75215850
who's nosferatu, all i see is world's greatest MMA coach justin bucholz
Meet hot single men in your area! Horny and ready to bang, GUARANTEED. Sign up now!
As it pertains to the sport of Boxing, I hereby proclaim Conor McGregor to be my eternal and only boy.
Holloway is free money
>>75215880
joanna jedrzejczyk
>>75215891
But he isn't a boxer you zilch
>>75215917
he's going to ko floyd with some angles he's never seen before my man
>>75215917
Floyd Mini Mayweather fan detected
>>75215938
Don't @ me you loser
>>75215939
You bet I am. Floyd is gonna toy with that overrated wanker.
>>75215901
Say that to my face irmaõ
>>75215959
make me
>>75215976
*spills piss*
>>75215679
Bandwagon shithead sherdog dork he is
Is anyone else really annoyed by Holloway?
He seems just so, uncivilised, or something.
I know he's literally a professional fighter, but I dunno, guess I'm just autistic.
>>75216010
*goes to Disneyworld*
*blatantly apes your style*
*talks shit nasally repeatedly*
>>75216062
wanna know how i know i could heem you
>>75215804
So THAT'S why DC moved to light heavyweight!
>>75216062
Hawaii is mostly trash people, not really his fault.
>>75215594
Doesn't process
>>75216108
Because I'm a manlet and I don't train?
>>75216062
average hawaiian
b-boys, is doo hoo safe? I dont understand why people are hyped about this shit
>>75216216
>>75216277
Unnatural, unholy, disgusting
>>75216277
Adorable
>>75216277
I like them
is there any chance she isn't a roider?
>>75216134
he's a island-billee
kinda like whitaker, hunto, bj penn
Artem going hard ah
https://youtu.be/3Lb1_cWqOWQ
>>75216428
travis browne as well
anyone else going to bed after rose vs. michelle?
>>75216289
what did he mean by this
>>75216597
gastelum on suicide watch
>>75216597
kek'd at Gastelum
how many bongs until the bellator card
>>75215850
>illegal knee
>>75216372
>r
>>75216711
joanna inbetween holly and ngannou
>>75216597
Maybe passing the line of rankings for a shot at Bisping?
Not sure how I would feel, but it would start from feeling bad.
>>75216584
shoop nate on there, he wears a similar style blackshirt everywhere
>>75216597
luke doesnt want to fight
>>75216597
gastelum BTFO
>>75216597
>being suck a manlet that compression shorts fit like pants
Who the fuck is red shorts
>>75216852
>>75216569
I don't even watch them live anymore
So much nicer to just sleep and watch them first thing in the morning. I can skip all the adverts and save so much time.
Only downside is I don't get to see heems reaction to things.
Fight I'm most looking foward to is Tim Elliott
>>75216913
Vitor
>>75217041
But there is no Hue's besides Silva on that pic
>>75216852
lmao no the original guy but that idea is golden
brb
>>75216970
>how_to_make_a_mil_in_UFC.jpg
>>75216852
lets be honest here, karate hottie will murder rose
>>75211464
reee i wish tecia was my lesbofu
>>75216970
kek'd, well played
>>75217434
thanks
How big of a shitshow will Bellator in NYC be?
Is there any chance everyone doesn't claim the "two main events" are both fixed somehow?
*GADOOOOOSH*
>>75217890
the ufc main event was fixed
Ngannou
>>75216597
>Gastelum
>State of manlets
>>75217891
Should Schaub get an instant title shot when he returns? He is inarguably the biggest draw at hw.
>>75218155
who?
>>75218155
Should headline a FOX card against Browne and then call out Overeem. After that he would fight Stipe and sub him.
>>75218123
what's with the slow response? you can do better than that
>>75218192
Bobby Green is back this weekend lads
I missed him
>>75218184
>he would sub Stipe
Stipe would give him worse brain damage than he already has.
>>75218248
I think you'd be surprised.
Reminder
Memes die.
Gods are eternal.
>>75218235
>I missed him
literally why
>>75218270
Yeah I'd be surprised if Shob is ever coherent if he fights any HW in the top 15, not that he currently is
>>75218287
He's a character - and actually really talented, just a bit of a nutjob
>>75218278
Swab is a false god
>>75218306
We've seen what USADA has done to some fighter while propelling others. Schaub would easily be top 5 in HW today. His Jitz and boxing have improved tremendously and he has always been clean.
>>75218344
Shob is so bad he lost to Travis Browne when he was with Edmund. The only fighter to achieve this feat except Mitrione and we all know Mitrione was winning that fight before he got eye poked and refused to take the DQ loss.
His best friend had to beg him to retire in front of the world.
Bosse vs Villante has potential to be a goat sloppy banger.
>>75215398
Pettis
Killashaw
Cub
Pettis
Robbie
Yoel
Shogun
Reem
Andrade
Titscake
>>75218397
What has Travis done since USADA? NOTHING! Rothwell got popped. Schaub got robbed against Arlovski. I think Schaub would make a good run if he came back.
The Rogan thing doesn't bother me. He's a mediocre comedian that sells snake oil to enlightened high school kids.
>>75218525
>I think Schaub would make a good run if he came back.
Not sure if you can top this run
>>75218551
>>75218466
I unironically like villante desu. seems like a decent guy
>>75218525
How telling is it that Shob is the only fighter to lose to Travis in 2 years of fighting?
>>75218609
USADA is doing it's job.
>>75218609
most fans I know don't count that as a win for Travis
>>75218616
SO big brown ran away from the sport cause of USADA?
>>75218616
lucky for Schaub puppyfat isnt a banned substance
>>75218679
He retired before USADA.
Is Chiss wiemahn a good fighter?
>>75218693
He got retired by Travis Browne*
>>75218525
>tfw Schaub could be a world champion if he was smart enough to not do what Joe Rogan says
>>75218715
>gnp'ed for two rounds on a mcgregor card
>ktfo in your home state
>try to milk a dq win in a fight you were losing then get btfo in your homestate
has a champ been this utterly btfo?
>>75218715
he had a good run but yoel perma heemed his brain for jesus
>>75218775
Rogan definitely robbed us of some immaculate fighting, but Schaub is doing really well with his podcasting endeavors.
>>75218775
>Schaub could be a world champion
I don't think so buddeh
He lost to Roy Nelson and got heemed by Big Nog
>>75218715
is WeidieW a good fighter?
>>75218775
>you now remember when Lawler humiliated Swab
https://youtu.be/rUwiEIsh0Io?t=925
>>75218854
>Roy Nelson was his first UFC fight
Can't blame Schaub here, he was inexperienced. If they rematch Schaub would out-grapple and sub Roy.
>Big Nog
That was a fight in Brazil under it's non-existent athletic commission. Big Nog would get schooled in vegas under a USADA regime.
>>75218895
>Schaub would out-grapple and sub Roy
>>75218895
why do you have to respond to everyone with a goofy schaub picture, nobody cares about you're identity you loser
>>75218895
>If they rematch Schaub would out-grapple and sub Roy.
> If they rematch Schaub would out-grapple and sub Roy.
ROFL dummy
>>75218924
Whatever you say bro. I don't have an identity here. I'm a fan of Schaub. There are many like me.
>>75218925
I don't find it funny. I genuinely and wholeheartedly believe Schaub would wear down on Roy against the cage and d'arce him.
>>75218895
>he doesn't know about roy's jitz
>he doesn't know roy has never been submitted
..aaand thread is ruined
JUST
LIKE
THAT
>>75218969
>Schaub would wear down on Roy against the cage and d'arce him.
ROFL when has Shob ever worn anyone down? He's the connoisseur of getting KO'd in round 1
>>75218981
I get it. He beat Frank Murr in a meme grappling match. Roy would gas from fighting off Schaub's wall and stall. Schaub via 2nd rd sub.
>>75218998
yeah brazil really has nothing to contribute
>>75219011
you can't even hook roy his belly is too fat
>Our MW champ everyone
>>75219119
One-armed guillotine > lucky KO
>>75219119
Have you listened to his podcast?
>>75219119
>Our former MW champ everyone
>>75211894
DC definitely pulled some shady shit at the weigh in, but Rumble should have made his case before the fight. Now he just sounds like sour grapes.
>>75219119
>defending against senior citizens and midget 155'ers
what did he mean by this?
>>75219410
hey listen buddeh after im fru wiv GSPEE im gonna give yoehl rohmero his match 6 weeks latah ask dana white what i texted him m8
>>75219516
>OI DIDN ASSK FONIK DAYNA OFFERED THA FOIGHT AND I TOKIT YEH? ASK HIM M8
>>75218551
>that last one
Was it early stoppage?
fighyting issah likkeh deh stahk markewt
WAKE UP /HEEM/
picks?
I like it.
>>75220278
Dont care
Is anderson fighting vitor or is he bitching for hall fight that makes ZERO fucking sense, (would get titleshot with next win)
>>75220317
anderson is getting a shot regardless if he wins.
its either muh controversial rematch or muh goat vs goat.
welcome to the wme era goofball
And in the blue corner, presenting the REIGNING....... DEFENDNNNNNDING..... welterweight champion of the world
RUTHLESS,ROBBIE LAWWWWWWWWWWWWLEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR
>>75220487
Aaaand heeere we go
>>75220487
>blue corner
>defending
heem thyself
reminder that scott coker had Nick Diaz stand and bang with B level fighters for years without an actual wrestler in sight in strikeforce and people actually bought him as the world's best welterweight lmao
>>75220627
nate > nick
>>75220627
fif amenmen
>>75220420
Yup. They are going to try really hard to ruin mma.
I would like to see tournaments. Brackets. Fucking anticipation of rights that are guarenteed to happen. Stop with all these money grab bullshit fights like GSP Bisbong.
>>75220548
IT'S ALL OVER
>>75220660
>le get destroyed by rda and ben henderson man
>>75220232
just got home my man, picks in a few minutes
>>75220765
conor and cerrone are better wins than any nick victory.
prove me wrong
>>75220765
He's right you know
>>75220744
fingers dont matter
>>75220744
>trying to get a dq
I hope weidman gets cut, piece of shit
>>75220798
lawler and bj penn were good wins for wins tbf
>>75220818
>>75220765
nate is a legit manifestation of the "motivated" meme
he missed weight vs RDA and looked like he'd rather be anywhere else in the world
compare that to how he showed up for MJ
>>75220798
paul daley fight is better than cerrone pulling a cerrone
>>75220838
>young lawler
>bj penn
haha.. ahahah.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
controversial opinion alert: Championship fights should be fought naked
>>75220838
>Lawler with hair
>BJ after Frankie
>>75220856
how many times did he get dropped in that fight again?
>>75220870
woah
>let your opponent who's never fought this weigh class gas himself on your skull
>choke him out
>lose the full camp rematch
yeah what a great win
>>75220890
Then how come Conor gassed at the end of the second like the first fight?
>>75220890
>still bitching about conor getting tired as if that takes away from nate
>implying nate wasnt closer to winning the second fight and would've won pride rules
>finish on two weeks notice = majority decision
>nate is a welterweight meme
>>75220859
>>75220871
both of them are better wins than 2011 cowboy
>>75220890
>Conor fags still internally salty that their "GOAT" barely scraped past a 50/50 fighter
>>75220924
kek what would you call nate's status during that fight
>>75220950
>>75220938
stay mad fuccbois, you're probably aldo fans kek
>>75220942
>bj penn
>young robbie
nickfags on suicide watch, coker played you
Johnson vs Reis
Namajunas vs Waterson
Souza vs Whittaker
Stephens vs Moicano
Volkov vs Nelson (optional but will goof)
>>75220976
>getting takendown by a diaz at all
*breathes in*
white boi...
Conor
>improves, avenges loss, literally no impact to career momentum, demolishes 155 champ
Aldo
>beats a guy he already beat, gets handed a belt back, still totally cucked by Conor
Nate
>rides off into the sunset with his millions never to be seen again
>>75221013
>never to be seen again
I see him all the time bitching but refusing to fight.
>tap like chicken beginning of year
>fight for tital
>get your ass kicked by a 40 year old man
>fight for tital
W W E
W
E
what happens if you get a boner during a fight? is that even possible when wearing a cup?
>>75220995
>Dwayne Johnson
>Micheal Waterman
>Forrest Whittaker
>Jeffrey Stephens
>Full Nelson
>>75221182
Thank You Based STICC Aussie
>jose aldo is OBSESSED with conor
>FURIOUS he didn't get a rematch
>will fight him ANYWHERE
>turns down short-notice chance at 155
>"m...my coach turned it down! i wasn't even aware!"
>>75221197
>supporting STICC posting on heem when heem is an offical THICC zone
i oughta revoke your heem account
>>75221227
cycle
>>75221233
where the hell are the HD versions of this
youtube only has 360p
>>75221286
its from instagram. there is no HD version. unless you get it from her phone
>>75221233
why do I feel like Thickenzie has terrible disgusting farts every single day?
>>75221321
probably drinks a lot of protein shakes for convenience and recovery
>>75221321
BRAAAAAAP
WHAT did TECIA mean by THIS?
>>75221321
because she's a sweaty brazilian butterface
>>75221367
I would imagine Bethe has the most terrible smelling farts of them all
>>75221367
>her dad's hairline
>just JEW JITZOO my shit up
>>75221392
>>75221321
seriously man. wtf is wrong with you? who the fuck has fart fetishes?
>>75221416
woops
>>75221416
>hairline
she got that niggags whole face
>>75220995
Johnson
Namajunas
Whittaker
Stephens
>>75221428
How is it a fetish? We're having a discussion here ok. If you don't think WMMA buttholes are interesting then maybe a different mma discussion forum is a better place for you
>>75221468
>>75214193
because Michelle is underrated at 115
maybe because she used to fight at 105
*pulls guard*
>>75221477
unfortunately you are the one that is a homosexual
karate "hottie" looks like a tranny lately
>>75221496
*slams you to death*
>>75221515
serious question, are you gay?
>>75221535
ive got some bad news for you bro
>>75221595
>picture post fight with no makeup and just being punched in the face
>bad freeze frame from video with over the top makeup on
i wonder which one is more accurate
if you don't want the Karate Hottie to get in your guard then you are definitely gay
>>75221520
fulton is still fighting
>>75221640
>looks worse when wearing makeup and having full control over the recording
that's not how it should work
>>75221520
Fuck, how bad is this?
before the kid, absolutely prime
now not aging gracefully cuz can't get over her modeling prime.
really hard to fuck that up as an asian female
>>75221700
before the thiccening she was good but i'd much prefer the bunda over this
>>75221712
>>75221712
true 115 Waterson > 105 Waterson
poop69
>>75221742
>>75221742
objectively wrong
>>75221756
any chance you like twinks?
>>75221452
I fucked her once in a trip to Rio tbhfam
Her asshole is puffy.
>>75221766
it is ok to be wrong
which you are
>>75220995
Johnson
Namajunas
Jacare
Stephens
idk Volkov mayb
>>75221777
>Her asshole is puffy.
what does that even mean?
>>75221827
Take off your glasses
Is Moose right to say he deserves to be getting paid better?
>>75222074
Ye
Don't even know what he's getting paid but Ye
What would happen if a fighter pulled their shorts off and flashed their penis at their opponent? NC or point deduction?
Shittaker is going to make Poopeepee soil his yellow shorts via knockout
>>75222092
f-fighters don't do t-that, baka!
>>75221511
i dare you to make a post that isn't 10/10
>>75217891
holy fuck I'm actually dying at almost 2am in the morning
>>75221992
Your cardio SUCCS
>>75222113
Jacaroid Pooza is going to get KO'd then sign with lelator
Should Romero sit and wait as Woodley or fight Rockhold? You can't say he hasn't cemented his spot as number 1 contender and I don't think Jacare beating Whittaker is enough to out him in mix. Thoughs?
>>75222158
Oh for sure Gorge Shart Pooere and Poolito Poomero are gonna get the shit knocked out of them by Pickle Pisspiss
>>75222155
Have fun with that pullout
>>75221684
The Miesha Tate effect
name a Pooweight that can beat Mike Bispoo
>>75222228
Yeol Homero
>>75220995
Johnson
Waterson
Whittaker
Stephens
Nelsssson
Fabio Maldonado
>>75222222
>>75222292
fuck off retard
>>75220995
Reis
WGAF
Whittaker
Stephens
Nelson
>>75222306
MAKE ME
>>75222191
I'm the new John Dick
>>75222333
b...but eddie was in his head!!!
>>75221777
post proofs
why are so many fighters involved in assaulting females?
>>75222442
Eddie legit did hurt his feelings and shut him up when he made fun of conor for being on the dole. Also made him laugh at the cruella deville joke.
Alvarez unironically did the best at beating conor's trash talk which is strange because he was so shook during the actual fight
>>75222474
>why are so many fighters involved in fighting?
>>75222480
nate's stupidity almost made him impervious to conor's bantz, i'd say he handled it best
>le jacaroid pooza xD
weidpoofags on absolute suicide watch
>>75222492
He kind of handled the bantz like he handled conor's actual punches. I give eddie more credit for actually countering and fighting back
This is america what da fucks a gazelle
post yfw artem keeps it nice and flowy vs cub
>>75222503
i'll have you know the diaz brothers have
>never lost a fight
>never been hurt by a strike
>never tried 100%
>>75222509
As in blood flowing AM
I
RITE
Artem should move up to 170
>>75222528
Damn, cub's aesthetic in the heat of battle
Tyrone Lanket is not my champion!!!
Cub is getting SLEPT. He deleted his chin swanging and banging last fight.
Conor's reaction will be epic
>>75222559
I hope cub talks mad shit to conrad when he mauls artem.
IF artem wins I will refuse to believe it wasn't a fix and I will be as salty as rumblebabbies. Probably gonna stop watching combat sports all together
>>75222590
the twist is that dee is really having artem's baby but can't tell anyone and the stress of this fight kills it. then her and conor break up and the full story comes out
Why didn't anyone from athletic commissions or the UFC say a word about Cormier cheating at the weigh ins? Some real bush league shit going on in the UFC, Rumble looked like he threw that fight, the commission guys were cheering after DC finally made weight, what was their stake on him making weight? I thought they were there to make sure shit was fair.
Then those uninteresting fraud matches like the duck vs duck at middleweight, skilled fighters like Rory being allowed to go elsewhere, Mousasi is probably going to go the same route, UFC is slowly becoming just a bush league circus show, only "money fights" and zero legitimacy.
>>75222655
is that you eddie? you drunk again? no consipracies here m8. go home
>>75222655
rumble filed an official grievance asking for 20% of purse and dc to be stripped
it's a pretty blatant case of cheating but i doubt the NYSAC is ever going to admit fault when you have to "infer" that he obviously cheated by holding the towel even though no one pressed the issue at the time
>>75222674
i think a better conspiracy is how you lose 1.2lbs in 2 minutes when you are already severely dehydrated and devoid of any food or stool to evacuate
>>75222674
What conspiracy? The guy cheated blatantly, allowing the towel to take some weight off his arms in front of the NYSAC and the people supposed to regulate the sport did nothing. In fact they did, they cheered like little girls after the guy cheated in front of them to make weight.
I guess the MMA in NY shit was all about allowing the mob to take a share of the money, because that fucking place is clearly more crooked than anywhere else.
>>75222559
Conor McGregor is a LOW INCOME smelly aspie
>>75222693
Not really since it was solved. Towel.
>>75222717
The NYSAC weren't the ones cheering. It was his team and members of the media. Do you know anything about the weigh ins? People are there to see a title fight, no one wants to see any competitor miss weight. Of course there were cheers when he made it.
Also, what DC did was an old wrestling trick. The NYSAC is in its infancy, and obviously weren't wise to it. Most people missed it actually, because the focus was elsewhere. Everyone was caught up in DC missing weight the first time to notice the towel thing. The only people who did notice are wrestlers and others who knew of the trick themselves. Not me, not you, not even the media. The NYSAC sure as hell didn't know either.
They're not going to admit their fault, but to pretend like they're in on it and it's all some cover up is retarded
>>75222745
>what DC did was an old wrestling trick
Can confirm. My brother and father are both wrasslers and they said it was a common tactic back in the day.
>>75222745
>Most people missed it actually, because the focus was elsewhere. Everyone was caught up in DC missing weight the first time to notice the towel thing. The only people who did notice are wrestlers and others who knew of the trick themselves. Not me, not you, not even the media. The NYSAC sure as hell didn't know either.
kek you might be that dumb but it was pretty fucking obvious
>uh why does he need to touch the towel at all
>why did he just magically make weight
only a former wrassler could crack this case!
>he doesn't wear 2lb boxer briefs
>>75222745
>Not me, not you, not even the media. The NYSAC sure as hell didn't know either.
EVERYONE noticed it. you're just buttmad that my boy laid on anderson for 3 rounds
>>75222778
loads of people at first were claiming the scale had been tampered with and it was all rigged so clearly not everyone noticed it
no h8 though i love dc
>>75222745
Athletic commissions shouldn't sleep on this kind of issue, they're supposed to be knowledgeable to keep things fair. So those ACs are suspending people for marijuana yet a champion is allowed to cheat to make weight. This is more unprofessional shit than local shows.
The notion of supporting your arm on something to mess with scales isn't rocket science, people were calling this out instants after it happened.
>>75222778
>>75222764
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/75073252/#75079921
There's one guy I see mention it from a quick look. A lot of people didn't notice that shit. You can pretend you did all you want but there's literally one burger there who noticed initially and it sure as hell wasn't you.
With the benefit of replays and actually thinking about it, yeah people reached the conclusion fairly quick. At the time? Bollocks
>buttmad my boy laid on Anderson
Where does my opinion on DC come into this I'm talking about NYSAC. I like DC
>>75222772
hi gina
>>75222819
>Athletic commissions shouldn't sleep on this kind of issue
I agree. But Commissions don't like admitting they're wrong for once and for another, they clearly did miss this. NYSAC is new to the sport, they probably cover boxing more where this doesn't happen
>>75222821
what're you doing in the uk archiveGOD?
>>75222875
>only one person is allowed to use the archive
Where are the pics of Meisha's puss
>>75222970
stop asking
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Previous thread: >>75211025
News:
>Marlon Moraes to make UFC debut
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/4/13/15296786/marlon-moraes-vs-raphael-assuncao-slated-for-ufc-212
>Johnson appealing result of DC fight for some retarded reason
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/despite-appeal-anthony-johnson-says-he-doesnt-want-daniel-cormier-stripped-of-the-belt
>Whittaker on fight with Jacare
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/ufc-on-fox-24s-robert-whittaker-on-ronaldo-jacare-souza-thank-god-its-not-a-jiu-jitsu-match
>Jacare probably not going to Lellashit any time soon
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/4/13/15295880/jacare-souza-very-close-on-new-ufc-deal-calls-michael-bispings-reign-a-disaster
>459 posts into the thread
>>75222984
Better late than never, spergOP
Just like losing your virginity at 30 years old, right?
>>75222655
The main event getting cancelled would be a disaster for the UFC even by recent standards and the NYSAC is one of the shadiest athletic commissions in the US. They're in bed with the UFC because they make tons of money by sanctioning events and the UFC can threaten to pull events from the state if they don't play ball.
How does /heem/ feel about Belal Muhammad? He showed great heart and technique in the Jouban fight, but he lost a lot of momentum when he lost to Luque. He bounced back well, though, decisively beating a guy who was 3-1 in the UFC up to that point and and had a significant reach advantage on him on just one week's notice. I think he would spoken of much more highly if he had more athleticism and power in his hands. He's a skilled and tenacious fighter whose body fails him, imo.
>>75222998
be honest, how much time did you spend coming up with that zinger
>>75223066
What's his name again?
>>75223072
a minute tops
>>75223066
there's literally like 50 unanswered strikes there but I don't think it was really a bad stoppage
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BSZOMw6FPpo/?hl=en
webm?
How many bongs till UFCOF 24?
>>75223268
nice
>>75213004
>no like bispim
>mikeo bispi is dishashter in divishao.
>He is e scared! :P
How will Bisbong ever recover from this?
>>75213592
Because Cain
p sure thats the only reason he fights at lhw
>>75223287
I like Jacare but this made me chuckle
>>75214340
>Scotland calls it "birthday dumps"
Fucking retarded place.
Jon Jones vs prime Fedor
>>75215442
I'd definitely "fuck" old kookers if you know what I mean ;) ;) ;)
>>75223312
Fedor, obviously
>>75216062
>Win interim belt
>WHERES JOSE WALDO?!?! WHERE IS HE?!?!?!
>HAHA, ALDO IS SO SCARED! Y U RUNNIN ALDO
>W-what nah I don't actually wanna fight yet I wanna go to disneyland lol
>>75223307
I've heard it as birthday beats, never dumps though. Bit weird
>>75217891
Is Brimple Snaps a good fighter?
>>75223359
Why is this keep being posted?
Both this and his fandom.
>>75223367
its just one guy posting it to trigger the sperg because he knows the sperg cant resist the bait and he's desperate for (you)s. just ignore them
>>75223457
>>75223457
>>75223457
NEW
Pearl Gonzalez.
>>75223463
is a mediocre fighter
>>75223473
The Notorious quitter
>>75223459
nope kys :)
>>75223514
yes
>>75223532
>>75223536
you are a waste of human life
nobody likes you on here or in real life
end yourself
>>75223540
sperg confirmed for janny
fucking knew it, kys you utter mongoloid
What are your thoughts on Andrey Koreshkov?
>>75212580
Hall would be the undisputed goat if he wasn't so mentally fragile from his childhood bullying.
He should see a therapist so he can unlock his full potential
>>75223575
kys
>>75223457
>>75223457
>>75223457
the new thread is here
>>75223593
i was right and you were wrong
>>75223633
500 edition
>spergop bumping his own thread
pathetic