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Rags Still winning the West edition


BOS:Mookie Betts (flu) not starting Wednesday
CWS:Pelfrey inks minor league deal with White Sox
WAS:Anthony Rendon (calf) returns to Nats' lineup
COL:Rockies officially release RHP Jason Motte
DET:Mike Pelfrey close to joining White Sox
MLW:Brewers add ex-Ray Nick Franklin on waivers
NYM:Mets sign Desmond Jennings to minors deal
STL:Stephen Piscotty passes concussion tests
CHC:Cards and Cubs called due to rain Wednesday
LAA:Cam Bedrosian notches first save versus A's
COL:Gerardo Parra has big night in Rockies' win
CHC:Arrieta holds Cardinals to one unearned run
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Rags will never win a pennant again.
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jints
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>rags
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Rags
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>>75053018
doyers bitch
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>rags
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2-0? Sure why not. Thanks in advance reds.
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>>75053018

all the jpg slags in the universe won't change san fran being the fag capital of the world, m8
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>>75053015
pfft we gonna win like 8 pennants before 2020
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>unironically paying mike pelfry american dollars to throw a baseball
What did they mean by this?
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>the >rags of arlington, Tx
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Injuns senpaitachi
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Rangers!
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>>75053061
Because he is a great pitcher. The Sox will win 104 games.
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Hi guys.
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>rags
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Bradley David Ausmus.
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>>75053061
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>>75053100
yeah if you combine the win totals of the red sox and white sox this year you get 104
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>>75053110
Padres will be comfy. Shit, but comfy.
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>>75053132
That's a very sneaky Jew name. I don't think I've ever heard of a Jew named Brad before.
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>>75053072
Cubes Desufamalamadongdong
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>>75053166
I realized something yesterday.
I know they are tanking, so if they lose, they're following the plan, which is a good thing. And if they get a homer, or a good looking double play, or even a win? Well shit, it's a pleasant surprise I never expected. I mean it is ironically a no lose scenario. It's the most comfy beginning to a season I can remember.
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Mariners!
Im feeling a win tonight
Fuck altuve
Fuck correa
Fuck springer
Fuck spaceman
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>White Sox want to sign Pelfrey
Fuck 100 losses. We goin 120 now.
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>>75053262
I'm feeling a relocation to Vegas tonight.
Fuck the Mariners.
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>>75053294
They did sign Pelfrey.
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Last two digits confirm how many games the Dodgers win this year
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>>75053310
Why want to wish that the Sox blow shit up further when they will gladly do it themselves?
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twins just tripled in 3

also dubs
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>Royals bullpen

WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS

How the FUCK did Ned Yost win a World Series.
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Royals are walking an average of 1 batter per inning
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>>75053320
DG on suicide watch.
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>>75053297
Why would the mariners move when the rays, marlins and as exiist?
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>>75053320
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>>75053051
you just wish you had west coast qts like this
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>Sandy Alderson says the Mets have started "to sniff around" the market for additional starting pitching depth, given their injuries.

Daily reminder.
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who else /1-1/ here?
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>>75053471
Fuck off he's ours forever even if we have to spot weld him to Comerica Park.
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>>75053471
How's Dickey?
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>>75053473
not even mad
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>>75053511
since when does baltimore have qts?
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wow
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>>75053537
One of them almost looks white too..
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>>75053417
I'm fascinated why that qt3.14 took off her pants in what looks like a kitchen? DId they run out of mayo and she needed too extract a sub from the source?
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Went to my local baseball team's training tonight lads, was really fun.

First time I've ever played, used a glove etc. The glove is weird but I was starting to get the hang of it. Batting is a bit scary ngl and I didn't hit anything but they said I did alright, said my timing was right I just needed to swing faster.

Shit at sprinting though, got 4.6 seconds to first base, legs were fucking burning.
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>>75053537
east coast orange and black bros have always had qts desu
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>>75053550
you suck. go sox.
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>>75053473
We should be 0-2 at this point.
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>>75053471
Mest probably counting down the days until June 15 aka when they can trade for Bartolo
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>>75053573
Stick with paki paddle bro
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I'm 0-2 in games i've been to so far this year. I'm selling my ticket for tonight I'd rather just stay in and play Overwatch or something i'm probably cursed this year
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>>75053573
tell them to teach you how to throw a knuckleball
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>>75053587
royals are playing the twins dummy
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>>75053607
>rags
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>>75053607
>tumblrwatch
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>>75053607
Don't be too sad. It's not like we're bad enough to lose to the pathetics.
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>>75053607
>rags
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>>75053620
This

White Sox it seems are not playing any games at all until May in a desperate attempt to get more than 8 people to show up to their home games.
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>>75053663
I'd rather 8 people show up than 30,000. Cheap tickets are what I live for.
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>>75053699
Well if the White Sox ever decide to play a game then you know where to turn.
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>>75053703
>rags
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>RAGS
>A
>G
>S
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You know, I have never once seen Tiki, DG, and mo'Lester in the same thread together.
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Oh hey there, Sandy
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>Rags
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>>75053803
Then you haven't been on /mlb/ very long. Bet you never even seen DG's original trip either
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>>75053812
What's up Canadia?
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>>75053812
God yes. Please.

Wonder what next goat the mests would give up for his old ans busted ass.
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>>75053846
This faggot is pure cringe. Hope his arm falls off next start
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>>75053606
paki paddle is boring mate
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>>75053803
Why would you want to?
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>>75053885
ITS A MEME YOU DIP
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>>75053262
You'd best watch yourself or you're never winning a game again
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Chris O'Leary
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Anyone else a Red Sox fan now that David Ortiz is gone? I found him annoying and I hated his slow ass home run trots.

Also Mookie is awesome.
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>>75053846
Gib Rosario
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>>75053964
No. I'm still salty as fuck they stole the Cy Young from Verlander last year.
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>>75053948
Youre all right spaceman
I just really hope you are forced to watch the astros lose tonight
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>>75053573
Had you hit off a tee or soft toss before that? Facing live pitching right away is no good, man. Hitting a baseball correctly is literally the hardest thing in any sport. Don't feel bad if you take a while to get the hang of it.
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>packed Mookie Betts as part of archer program
>get hype as fuck
>he's worth 100k stubs
>turns out he's untradeable
>mfw
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>>75054027
He will be forced to watch them lose 10+ times when they play the Rangers this year that's for sure. Maybe even a repeat of 2015 when they lose grasp of the Division to the better Texas Team
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>>75054033
I donno. I played for quite a while, up to college level, and hitting was literally the only thing I was any good at.
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I've only ever really paid attention to the mariners. Thinking of getting a 2nd favorite. Explain why it shouldn't be the Mets
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>>75053846
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>>75054097
Because every good young pitcher they get they either trade away or destroy.
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>>75054097
it should be the mets

Conforto is from the seattle area

that is why you should be a mets fan
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>#Royals have walked 16 batters through 2 games
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>>75054097
They suck and all their pitchers arns are going to blow out
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>>75054097
>Willingly thinking of rooting for a Jew York team

You should root for them you neanderthal.
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AL MVP: Carlos Correa
AL CYA: Justin Verlander
AL ROY: Andrew Benintendi

NL MVP: Anthony Rizzo
NL CYA: Clayton Kershaw
NL ROY: Dansby Swanson
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>>75054027
Thanks friend. I'm a little uneasy about Morton pitching tonight. Y'all may end up scoring more than 1 run and idk if I'm ready for that.

>>75054090
But when did you start? Hitting for the first time at (presumably) age 18+ is totally different than growing up with the game, I'd imagine.
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>>75054097
No our pitching is masochistic from injuries and Familia.
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>>75054033
No never first time ever holding a baseball bat.

Still had loads of fun, people were top lads, there were a few yanks there too. Apparently they're leagues above everyone else because they started from a young age.
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>>75054157
Like three or four, granted.

But I also startes learning to field and throw then too and I still sucked at those. Baserunning I was pretty competent in too I guess...
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>>75053573

Sadly you weren't born American and learned to throw and catch a baseball in your comfy multi-acre backyard with your dad.

Anyway, hope you have a good time time.
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>>75054151
>not Yoenis MVP, Thor CYA, Gazelle Man ROY
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>>75054097
>rooting for more than 1 team
why tho

>>75054151
Switch Verlander for McCullers, only because Verlander will get injured in late June despite posting a 1.03 ERA

>>75054189
Here's a tip: learn to hit left-handed now since you don't have previous experience. Not even memeing. If you're playing recreationally you won't face a lot of LHPs, so you can give yourself a little advantage.
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>>75054215
Synderfaag isn't lasting the season
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which one shall i got to tonight?
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>>75054250
>Synderfag
Did you think that was clever? Lmao
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>>75054248
>Verlander
>McCullers
>Verlander will get injured
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>>75054097
Florida Marlins. It's the logical choice.

Both teams logos and names attributed to Fishing. Both also sound the same. In different Leagues also so thats good too.
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>>75054265
Las Vegas.
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>>75054203
>not having elite fielding, baserunning, and contact hitting but below-average power and arm strength
s-m-h-f-a-m

>>75054280
:)
funny thing about Verlander: apparently he refuses to have sex with Kate Upton on days before starts, and also nights after a really good start because he thinks it helps him play better.
Now, why would the whole not-having-sex-with-Kate-Upton thing not give the rest of the league EVEN MORE of an advantage?
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>>75054248
Verlander has only been on the DL like twice.
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>>75054425
I was kidding, he deserved to win it last year and it would not be at all shocking if he wins it this year
Sale will break before Verlander does
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>stadium is called globe LIFE park
>fans lose their lives there
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>>75054588
really gets the noggin coggin'
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Genuine question. Do you guys think Verlander is a future hall of famer or nah?
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>>75054588
>>75054602
More people died at Turner Field though.
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>>75054609
Nah. Gonna need another Cy Young or a ring.
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>>75054609
yeah
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>>75054609
Yes
>>75054682
He should have three CYs already. Last year was the second time he got fucked.
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>>75054609
>>75054682
>>75054712
what happened to him in 2014 to make him so bad? is it likely to raise its head again?
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>>75054825
Injury, and no. They cut him open and put him back together, I think it was a core muscle but I might be wrong there. I do know it wasn't to his pitching arm.
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>>75054861
It was a core muscle and then he had ~18 months off.
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>>75054870
Pretty sure I would have noticed if Verlander was out of baseball for 18 months bro, I think your number might be a bit off there.
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>>75054903
Lmao, I misread an article, you're right. It was a quote for "18 months in the wilderness" and I read it out of context.
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>>75054944
Nicely done
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>>75055003
Thanks :^)
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Are these Giants girls real fans of the Giants?
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Rooting for a Rangers vs Dodgers World Series for maximum /mlb/ butthurt.
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You may only reply to this post if your team is in sole possession of the top spot in their division.
Not so fast, everyone but Astros and Rockies fans!
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>>75055035
No. None of the slutty girls with baseball clothes actually watch or care about baseball.
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>>75055035
I'd venture a guess and say most of them are probably not.
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>>75055063
That would require both teams to win playoff series and we both know that will never happen.
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>>75055111
that kitchen looks grim
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>>75055157
It's a hole in the wall "coffee" joint on the west coast.
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giants sure have a lot of camwhores
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>>75055110
>>75055111
Damn, I want to date them though.
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>>75055099
It's not the Tigers fault that the White Sox refuse to play baseball.
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>>75055265
It's fine, Tigers will win the division anyway. These games we missed are only minor set backs.
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>>75055262
do you though?
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>>75055180
Man, if any of those girls were into you and closing/locking up for a shift, there certainly looks to be enough equipment in there to be able to have a unique lay with a bit of help from the sun calling it a night.
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>>75055229
Well the only two things San Fransisco has are Gays and Whore so it makes sense
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>>75053246
I've been a Nats fan since they came to DC. I suffered through 2 consecutive 100 loss seasons. No hitting. Abysmal rotation. Spotty relievers. Bad coaching. Stupid front office. It was mostly painful to watch, just bad unappealing baseball. But at the same time, there were no expectations and no reason to get upset because you just knew going in they were going to lose every game 9-3.
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>>75055111
>>75055180
Do they have BRAAAAAAAAP lattes on the menu?
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>>75055363
I remember when the Nats didn't exist. The Tigers were complete shit back then so I ignored the offseason completely and then when the next season started I was confused that there was a new team in the no fun league that I didn't know about.

Then they signed Max and now I hate them.
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>>75055333
Yes, unless you wanna tell me why I shouldn't? They make my penis rock hard.
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>>75053703
>needs a waifu to beat adversaries up
>calls everyone else a cuck

>rags 'fans'
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Jeter trying to buy the marlels
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>>75055545
Neato. Hope he gets it.
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>>75055545
Good. We always need more reasons to laugh at the marlels.
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>>75055545
>get traded
>jeter's butler gives you a gift bag
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>>75055545
inb4 they become a dynasty
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>>75055545
I hope Jeb gets it.
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>>75055545
How did he get the money for that? Or does he just want to buy a part of them?
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>>75055609
The Marlels aren't really worth shit compared to teams with actual non illegal immigrant fans.

But regardless he'd still be a part owner I'd imagine.
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>>75055623
>"early indications are that the Marlins’ price tag could comfortably exceed $1 billion"
http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/report-yankees-legend-derek-jeter-is-in-talks-to-buy-the-miami-marlins/
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>>75055675
Yes and 1 billion for most MLB franchises isn't shit.
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>>75055487
If this won't chase him out, nothing will
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>1 game into the season
>already won the 2017World Series
Feels good to be a Phils fan
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>>75055675
Remember when Mark Cuban thought $800 million for the Cubs was too much money and now they're worth over $2 billion?
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>>75055682
But 1 billion for a baseball player is a lot
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>>75055702
>lillies already crowning themselves champions
This isn't 2008. You guys suck.
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>>75055709
Again, he will probably be a part owner also he has enough for a down payment, private financing is a thing. Trust me as someone who works in finance there will be any number of banks willing to write Jeter a loan for as much as he wants.
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>>75055709
hes got sponsor money

thats still a lot for the marlins
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>>75055745
Eh not really. I think Forbes valued them at under a billion but in a market with such a low supply (mlb teams) you would expect a sale to exceed that easily when credit is cheap. I wouldn't be surprise if teams like the Tigers, D Backs or any of those other upper middle market teams with new stadium fetched 2-2.5billion plus right now.

The Marlels really are not worth that much relative to the other teams. Much of that reason is because Loria nuked the brand.
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>>75055709
jeter is part of a group trying to buy the marlins. he's not the only one putting in money
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>>75055826
He would have to be to secure financing. A bank will certainly lend to him but they're going to want to see at least one business guy there they can deal with.
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buying the marlins is a great way to lose a lot of money
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>>75054827
>Implying throwing a ball into the face of a runner trying to slide tackle you isn't considered an out.
People just don't throw the ball at base runners on purpose because of how hard it is to do and the slippery slope of risking retaliation if it's found out your team is intentionally targeting runners.

Incidental happenings like Pescotty's IQ being dropped by 10 points are perfectly fine. If anything if it was intentional that Baez was head hunting, Beaz needs to be made a reliever because that's some crazy good accuracy in pulling the target.
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>>75055840
I want to buy them just to relocate them to either Montreal or LAS VEGAS.
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Brian McCann promised a dinger for an 11-yr-old quadruple amputee and actually delivered
>A REAL HERO AND A REAL HUMAN BEAN
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>>75055844
>People just don't throw the ball at base runners on purpose because of how hard it is to do and the slippery slope of risking retaliation if it's found out your team is intentionally targeting runners.
no, they don't do it because it doesn't count as an out. are you fucking retarded?
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>>75055840
Not really. Appreciation of MLB franchises as well as the skyocketing tv deals, long with how low long term interest rates are, insure you're damn near gauranteed to make a profit even if literally no one shows up.

You would half to fuck up astoundingly to lose money.

Ever notice the Tigers literally lose money every single year? Well why would ownership do that? Because the asset has more than doubled in value over the last ten years and they want to win.

They're still making money simply by owning the team and the value of the league of the whole raises the price of all franchises no matter how bad you fuck it up: as evidence see Jeffrey Loria.
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>>75055840
Naw, they will be fine when they aren't owned by someone intentionally tanking the franchise
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>>75055863
Seinfeld
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>>75055903
>all those spelling errors and typos
I apologize for my phone posting, but you get the idea.

Simply owning a team right now is automatic money, no matter what you do.
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I want to be a worse owner than Jeffrey Loria. What team do you want me to buy and ruin forever?
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>>75055844
Again. The runner is out if he's touched by a BATTED ball only. Once the ball is touched by the defense, the runner has to be tagged or forced out. Throwing the ball and hitting the runner is a fucking error, not an out.
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>player's last name is Blue
>is brown
?!?
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>>75053395
>Why would the Supersonics move when the twolves, kings, and suns exist?
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>>75055958
>player's last name is Blackmon
>is white
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>player is named Milton Bradley
>he isn't the side panel of the monopoly box
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>>75055954
I want Trout traded to the Tigers for literally nothing, so Angels.
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>>75055957
>implying if you knock a base runner out before they tag up that wouldn't be out.
Sounds more like the Tardinals coasting on their being lucky to try and win games.
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>>75055983
>player's name is Milton Bradley
>he beats his wife
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>>75055704
Remember when the cubs were shit for literally a century?
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>>75055960
REEEEEEE!!!!!!
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>>75056001
>be named cabrera
>wife beats the shit out of you for being out at 2 am drunk and banging other bitches
>get called a wife beater
Honestly I think he's lucky. I'd rather people not know my wife fucked me up if I was his size.
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>>75056001
>player has a wife
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>>75056006
There were intermittent times in that 108 years where they weren't shit.
>>
Interference with a thrown ball must be judged as an intentional act. Rule 7.08(b), 7.09(L). If a thrown ball hits a runner while running the bases, the runner is not out unless the umpire judges that the runner intentionally interfered, obstructed, hindered or confused the defense attempting to make a play
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>player's name isn't Dick Pole
\S\M/H/
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>>75056042
this is never upheld. The only times I've ever seen this happen is if the ball takes a weird bounce
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>>75056042
Bro I think he's fucking with you because you're autistic. I doubt anyone truly believes MLB goes by kickball rules.
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>>75054267
You got upset, that's all that counts, bitch
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>player is named after a bad smell
>molests prospects
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>>75056071
>thinking people get upset at your playground-tier insults
Lmao
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>>75056063
Maybe we should let them throw at the runner, but allow the runner to carry the bat with him around the bases, I say, give the runner a weapon too.
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>>75056081
Calm down
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>>75056006
Remember when people could make jokes about the Ottoman Empire? Just like the Ottoman empire, that time has passed.
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>player is Japanese
>isn't a smug moe blob
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>>75056086
The biggest guys would end up with 400 dingers a year due to everyone being afraid to throw at them.
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>>75056024

I'm pretty sure the night after than happened he went 0-4 with 3 Ks vs the White Sox and we won thus forcing game 163 "blackout game" with the Twins (aka the last happy moment as a Sox fan)

>the Thome bomb dead center to win 1-0
>Griffey to Pierzynski play at the plate
>Danks was actually pretty good

makes me feel like an oldfag
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>[THE CURRENT YEAR]
>not having a retractable roof
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>>75056086
>fielder throws at runner
>he hits it back
can't say it wouldn't be entertaining
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>>75056100
Inside the park bunt HR.
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>>75056115
>Having a roof
>not playing baseball in the elements like God intended.
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>>75056093
Winning a ring will never change the fact that the cubs went an entire century withour a championship. That is more a part of their history than anything
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>>75056110
That is what happened, he was still wasted the next day. He ended up apologizing to his wife, team, and the fans and then quit drinking after that.

As far as I know she hasn't had to whoop his ass since.
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What is the BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY and why is it the Red Sox giving the Cubs Theo Epstein?

Who's ready to see what the Red Sox do when they finally run out of prospects that Theo picked?
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>thinking one world series win vs a helpless opponent invalidates 108 years of abysmal, comic failure.
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>>75056150
One might not, but 4 straight will.
>>
Reminder that if you root for a team other than the one your dad and/or grandpa passed down to you then you don't deserve to ever watch another game of baseball
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>>75056134

Yeah, Miguel definitely became a better man after that. Hell, he won the triple crown. I have no idea what his wife looks like, but if she was the primary cause of him getting back on track she's as waifu as it gets.

He is now known as one of the most "fun" guys in the MLB. he just seems to genuinely love playing the game.
>>
>>75056170
Agreed.

Unless you're black and don't have a dad. Then you can root for the closest team.
>>
>>75056115
>playing somewhere where it rains during the summer
>playing somewhere where it gets impossible hot and humid in the summer
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>>75056150
Point on the figure where Baez touched your team.
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>>75056171
She's alright looking for a spic, she's tiny though. She must have that psycho Latina temper because if you remember his face the next day she straight fucked him up.

But yeah, he definitely deserved it. Like you said that's top tier waifu shit how she got him to cut out the ratardation and go to an even higher level. She didn't even divorce him and take half his money like she could have.
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>>75056170
but my dad is a t___s fan
>>
>>75056166
Winning one is very difficult. 2 in a row is exponentially harder. 4 is impossible in the free agent era.
I would be surprised if the cubs won another one.
>>
Neutral here: why are Giants fans so obsessed with the Dodgers? It's so fucking pathetic
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>Post your face when this was the day that set up the Cubs' 2016 World Series run and win.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrNoK1V7V4Q
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>>75056189
>playing somewhere where it rains during the summer

where doesnt this happen? the nevada desert?
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I see the 450 lb cow and sister fuckers are getting uppity and have forgotten their place. Stay at the feet of superior teams, human garbage
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>>75056243
Not him but I imagine Arizona.
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>>75056243
It rains every day in Florida in the afternoon.
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>>75056255
>Cleveland calling itself a superior team
The Resd have more history and success than you ever will.
>>
Why is everyone so jealous of the Rangers?
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>>75056243
california teams rarely have rainouts. less than 1 per season usually
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He scurried away for good
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>>75056280
>being jealous of an 0-3 team
Thanks for Kinsler though.
>>
Just remember that Boreball is a distraction until NFL season, where the Cowboys are gonna rape all your shit teams
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>>75056300
>rags
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>shit eating poorfag teams bragging about which is the shiniest turd
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>>75056300
>rags
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>>75056256
nah their "wet" season is in the summer
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>>75056310
>81-81
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>>75056300
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>>75056310
>Yankees fan calling any other team a turd
Takes one to know one pal.
>>
>>75056280
>>75056300
tfw can't tell if dumbass or falseflag
>>
>>75056329
>>75056335
27
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>>75056341
>Muh RINGS
GTFOH you sound like a Dallas fan.
>>
>>75056300
Ahem
cough, cough
AHEM
>rags
>>
who will be the last team to win a game
>>
>>75056366
blue jays or rangers
>>
>>75056366
Rags.
>>
>>75056341
>muh great great great grandpappy's rings
>>
>>75056366
Gonna go with White Sox.
>>
>>75056366
all the whos games will be rained out and they'll finish the season 0-1
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>>75056385
Nah they'll play one more game in September and manage to win in order to fuck up their draft position.
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KECK
https://youtu.be/c6bZqu4xjx8
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>>75056355
>>75056379
You are jealous because I am part of the Yankees Universe

We are united, eternal, and successful.

You are both garbage.
>>
>>75056402
You are clearly a Rangers falseflagger if I have ever seen one.
>>
>>75056366
Mariners
>>
>>75056284
If you're going to tripfag, why would you give out personal details of your life that will be used against you?
>>
Why is everyone so mad at Texas? Because you know we only casually give a shit about spicstick?
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>>75056394
Poetic either way
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>>75056405
Lol youre just jealous that I can actually non-facetiously be smug and shit on losers like you

And you just sit back and scream "s-s-stop it!!!"
>>
tinder at the baseball game y/n?
>>
>>75056428
That's cute. My team won three WS in the time since your team even won one. But go ahead, you do you.
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You have ten seconds to tell why the Rags will not win a game this week.
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SOON
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>>75056463
Not. Mets are still the number two team in this city. Yankees are superior.
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>>75056445
Wow. 3 rings in 7 years. That's almost as good as 3 in a row!

Actually laughing at loud right now you literal fag
>>
>>75056438
yes, an attractive girl who likes baseball seriously might as well be a unicorn
>>
>>75056467
soon the mets are playing, you goon. no one is talking about the tankees
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>tfw Americas passtime is filled with Mexicans and Pablo's from the Dominican Repuiblic.
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>>75056484
No one actually cares about the Mets. They care about spiting the Yankees. A typical attitude of a typical unsuccessful hater.
>>
>>75056494
whatever helps you sleep at night
>>
>>75056493
But who won the WBC
>>
>>75056493
a sign they're more upstanding than our millennials desu
>>
>>75056496
Face it, you couldn't cut it at life, so you became a Mets fan.
>>
>>75056446
yo why is he giving the cigar a blowjob
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>>75056496
You don't need to be passive-aggressive. Everyone knows you're how much you are seething
>>
>>75056511
>thinking people choose to be a fan of a team
typical yankees fan
>>
>>75056523
I can FEEL the impotent rage bubbling up from how shit your team is.
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>>75056507
>>75056509
I just want America to be the best at everything that ever exists. Is that to much to kill for?
>>
>>75056531
mhmm
>>
>>75056540
Look, I've seen more rings in my lifetime than you will even DREAM of. We still run this city, never forget that you jealous fuck.
>>
>>75056540
Calm down, sweetie. It's going to be okay. Trump is your president and the Yankees are the successful person's team
>>
>>75056547
>We still run this city
top kek

have fun in the ALE basement, though
>>
what team do people from staten island cheer for
>>
>>75056558
27
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>>75056558
Every real baseball fan cheers for us. Every player wants to play for us. You sit here crying that you can't BE us. Face it, kid. You will never know greatness like the Yankees.
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I heard someone's bullying the Mets fan. I'll take care of this.
>>
Where can I stream this shit for free?
>>
The Giants have the Dodgers
The A's have the Angels
The Padres have _____ as their biggest rivals
>>
>>75056565
and there it is lol
>>75056570
mets-braves is the free game of the week on mlb.tv
>>
>>75056574
The US Navy
>>
>>75056567
13yo "muh rings" faggot detected, get v&
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>>75056574
who?
>>
>>75056576
>and there it is you being superior

Thank you :)
>>
>>75056576
He moonrune met fan, you're a good guy. On behalf of the other Yankee fans on this board, I apologize.
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>>75056588
Pussy ass bitch Mets fan detected. Don't you dare ever try to imitate greatness
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>>75056588
Thanks bro, i just get down on myself sometimes because my team's an embarassment :/
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>>75056604
get bent
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>>75056604
>mo'Lester LARPing as a Yankee fan
Go make out with some more guys for free beer, faggot.
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>>75056581
>s-s-stop being so good at everything!

Lol
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>>75056574
their unis
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>>75056588
it's just banter m8. i meet plenty of "muh rings" dorks irl, getting sperged at online is pretty w/e.

anyway, mest-barves
>>75056615
>>75056615
>>75056615
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>>75056610
bruh i just think its some false-flagger tbqh shitting up this thread
>>
>>75056576
>free game of the week
No, I mean like every game.
>>
>>75056612
>>75056614
This is what losers trying to LARP as greatness look like

Laugh at them
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>>75056629
This sequence began with an obvious pair of Rangers shitposts, so obviously it's a rags shitposter.
>>
>>75056618
the Yankees aren't good at beating meme teams, for one thing. or holding onto 3-0 leads. but you probably don't remember any of those, do you, you underage scum?
>>
>>75056630
a yearly subscription to mlb.tv is about 10 bucks a month
>>
>>75056610
At least your team isn't the whos.
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Smdh at these losers being unable to grasp perfection when they see it right in front of their stupid faces

>>75056645
27
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who /mad at mets/ here
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>>75056649
I feel sorry for whos fans tbhq. How do they go on?
>>
>>75056659
This guy >>75056662
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>>75056662
here, give back thor you cunts
>>
>>75056646
I used to do that, but I'm trying to live frugal af right now.
>>
>>75056669
with extended coverage
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>>75056567
Hey. You can't shit on the mets. That's our job.
>>
jays-o's
>>75056676
>>
>>75056683
there's probably a subreddit for mlb streams, i know there's one for basketball

sports streams are basically the only reason to ever go to reddit
>>
>>75056481
how would one go about doing this?
>>
>>75056683
2$ a week.
>>
>>75056699
Sox/Pirates game
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>mfw the rays win the east
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>>75056731
Yes they will.
>>
>mad at two ringed bitches
>>
>>75056711
yep, there is

1901 World Series rematch (Pirates @ Red Sox)
>>75056699
>>75056699
>>75056699
>>
Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for the rest of the NL West.
>>
>>75056731
*hits baseball into tank bopping your head*
>>
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>tfw Pitch F/X missing an inning plus of your starter's pitches last night

what the hell good are these sabr nerds anyway
>>
New shitposting rule
You can only brag about rings that you actually watched your team win
>>
Today I will remind them
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>>75056769
>me on the chair with the withering look
>>
>>75056777
3x cubes series here

110 yrs old ama
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Why are the Twinks winning?

why get my hopes up like that =|

>why??
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>>75056777
Trips confirm
>>
Phils vs. Commies
>>75056789
>>
>>75056793
Go to bed, Hack Wilson
>>
>>75056797
Probably because its the 4-5th year of the rebuild when things are finally coming together.

Remember it took the cubs 5 years and the astros 6 (including a league change). Rebuilds don't happen overnight.
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>>75056778
>mfw I was The Count in that pic
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its time
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>>75056797
the royals have no offense and 1 good starting pitcher
>>
>>75056817
>>75056817
copy, taken under advisement

I'll keep track of the early season, but it just doesn't feel like that kinda year
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>still won't talk to us filthy gaijin.

Ichiro hates the united states doesn't he?
>>
>>75056822
Congrats on being immortalized in great moments in memetastic history
>>
>>75056817
>4-5th year
Still too early. The cubs were an anamoly.
>>
>>75056850
When is Trump going to send him back, before or after declaring war on Syria?
>>
>>75056711
It's literally the only reason to use reddit. That, and that Tom Hardy AMA
>>
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>>75056822
>mfw I am the one that got him to admit he made out with dudes
>>
>>75056899
/r/mlbstreams

just links to top quality streams.
>>
>>75056723
make tinder account, post that you like baseball in bio, and look for matches less than a mile from you while at the game
>>
>>75056910
>tfw I called him Tiki
>>
>>75056900
if he's so smart why can't he ever compile a decent bullpen
>>
M's at Stros
>>75056961
>>75056961
>>
>>75056909
>>75056909
>>75056909
Marlin/Nats game thread
>>
>>75056931
cheers, will try tonight and report back with results. fingers crossed for a blowie behind the bleachers
>>
>>75056971
He's not a general manager
>>
>>75056942
>>75056910
>>75056822
It takes a village to purge an idiot.
>>
>>75056866
Thanks. I'm fairly proud of myself desu.
>>
>>75056778
>>75056822
>>75056866
>>75056910
>>75056942
absolutely based, all of you
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who else /raincucked/ ?
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>>75056115
Real baseball parks >>>>>>>>> Dog shit >>>>>>>> baseball stadiums with retractable roofs
>>
>>75057030
Not purged yet, he's just namefagging now. But soon.
>>
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Gary Sanchez might break 10 HR is hes lucky
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>>75056778
I don't get this image. Its 2017 why is /sp/ so homophobic?
>>
>>75057190
He fucking delete this.
>>
>>75057190
He's posting some Tebowesque numbers so far.
>>
>>75057190
I might only break your legs if youre lucky
>>
>>75057226
It isn't about that. It's the fact that he denies that he performed a gay act. He defends it by saying he "took advantage" of them and racked up a $200 tab and all he had to do was french some dudes.
>>
>>75057190
>>75057227
>>75057233
Gary Sanchez will be the only person to ever wear an adamantium somberero after he strikes out the ENTIRE season.
>>
>>75057226
kys faggot
>>
>>75057226
Not getting behind having a legit reason to bully one of the most annoying tripfags in the /mlb/ general.
>>
>>75057226
Reread it. /sp/ is attacking the tripfag's backpedaling and own insecurity. If anything I'd say the homophobic one is molester himself.
>>
Has there ever been a season were 9 people have won a league MVP simultaneously? Because it looks like the Yankee will do it this year.
>>
>>75057305
27.
>>
some states just shouldn't exist
>>
>>75057250
>tfw suggested adamantium sombrero

Pls strike out for the entire season Sanchez, I want my part of this meme to be real
>>
>>75057305
>Texas Yankee
An unholy pairing of two of the worst places in America, Texas and New York City.
Do you ever just piss on your own rug so you can feel like you're back home again?
>>
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>Clint Frazier asked the Yankees to unretire the Mickey Mantle's number so he could wear it
What a madman
>>
Cleveland Texas thread
>>75057409
>>75057409
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>>75057415
They should unretire it. Mantle was shit.
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>Jays are now just 1-12 with RISP for the season

A P O L O G I Z E
>>
>>75057458
>3x MVP
>1956 Triple Crown
>20x All-Star
>Gold Glove
>Major League Baseball All-Century Team
>shit
>>
>>75057517
Imagine what he could have done if he weren't hurt his entire career.
>>
>>75057515
Well it looks like their fucked eh?
>>
>>75057515
There's 160 games left family
>>
>>75057429
>rags
>>
>>75057550
>their
>>
>>75057517
>he thinks all-star appearances and gold gloves are what determines a good player
lel
>>
>>75057305
>Chase Headley
Defend this, you know you can't
>>
>>75057517
He was a compiler
>>
>rags

ITS BEGINNING
>>
>>75057570
Yes, their fucked: the fucked that belongs to them.
>>
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>>75057587
358 OPS+

Apologize. Now.
>>
>>75057415
Fake news. And this is all Suzyn Waldmans dumbass fault.
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>>75057588
>mfw that call to Francesa is no longer on YouTube
>>
>>75057593
What are they doing now
>>
>>75057646
>rags
ing
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>sale has 4 Ks through 3 already

This is gonna hurt all season long
>>
Twins will win the Comedy Central and pick up a pennant.
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>You know it's so easy for you and for all these other people to call up and bash Joba
>I'm not bashing Joba how did I bash him? I didn't I just wanna move him back to the bullpen
>Bash him in the sense that you're bashing this whole idea that you were right all along
>Here's the problem
>When he pitches well you you guys are like crickets
>What a secund Job..Al-Alex. When does he pitch really well?
>Wait a minute, Mike okay it's funny how since Joba's become an everyday starter since last year, since he's become an everyday starter there's maybe 5 or 6 pitchers in all of baseball who has a better ERA as a starter
>Aww you're outta yo..what are you talking about where you getting that from?
>Mike look at
>FIVE pitchers in Major League Baseball? There's 3 in this town
>Mike look at the stats
>What are ya talking about
>Since..
>His ERA this year is FAWR
>I'll repeat myself.. I'll repeat it
>*Incoherent New York Speaking*
>Since Joba has become has become a starter
>YOU'RE OUTTA YOUR MIND
>Since Joba's become a starter there are 5 or 6--
>You are outta your mind
>Alex you have los-
>WAIT YOU'RE TELLING ME- WAIT WAIT WAIT YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S 5 STARTING
>WAIT A SECOND, ALEX..ALEX
>THERE ARE 5 STARTing pitchers who have better statistics than Joba Chamberlain as a starting pitcher you're tryna tell me that
>I'm tellin you since he's beco
>Wait wait wait don't give me "since he's become a starter" don't give me "since he's become a starter" give me the fact you're tyring to tell me that right now he's one of 5 or 6 best starting pitchers in baseball
>WHA WHA I didn't say that
>Well wait what are you going on about the basis of 30 innings?
>I'm saying he's a 22 year old kid it's funny how you have all this patience with Hughes who has a 7 ERA, but Job..
>HUGHES IS A STARTER
>Alex
>Basically Joba has to pitch like Pedro Martinez or otherwise
>Alex
>Wait a secund
>Joba
>Wait a second, Alex
>What's Joba's ERA this year?
>It's 3.7 going into last night maybe 3.8, 3.9
>>
Why do the whos refuse to play baseball games this year? Is it because they think people will actually show up if they postpone all their games until May and June?
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>>75057727
I'd rather no one go to the games so I can sit alone in the park by myself.
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>>75057727
Its because of the rain. Blame the Gods for not wanting to see the abomination that is white sox baseball.
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>>75057727

They're postponing the games due to rain moron
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>Gary "0-11" Sanchez
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>You know, I should've known that your faggot ass would take the most pleasure at this. Me, at a moment of vulnerability, and you had to continue your fucking obsession with me and the Cubs lmao. I bet you're one of the fags that wanted to buy me a free drink. I bet if I sucked your dick, you would enjoy it. That would show all of 4chan your true colors, and they would start rightfully calling you out for the faggot you are. I'm sorry that your team doesn't have a shortstop like Addison Russell. I'm sorry that the Cubs traded a bust shortstop to you for a top tier reliever. I'm sorry that the Cubs are now more successful than the stankees. You don't have to take your jealousy out on me though lmao
>>
Lowest avg attendance this year?
As?
Padres?
Marlins?
Whos?
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>>75057876
Yankees tbhwyj
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>>75057876
Indians
>>
>>75057876
Easily the whos. But can you blame them? Who would go to down arrow gauranteed rate park and watch james shields give up 5 home runs? You couldnt PAY me to do that.
>>
how do I get nexdef to work for mlbtv???
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>>75057940
I'd gladly pay to watch that, between you and me.
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>>75057940
>the tickets to Guaranteed Rate are 5 dollars each and even then that's still about 10 dollars overpriced
>>
>>75057940
>doesn't understand modern art
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>>75057999
What if I'm not an art enthusiast and just wanted to watch good baseball like they used to play.
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>>75058023
>good baseball, like they used to play
>american league
>>
>>75058023
>wanted to watch good baseball like they used to play.
>posts life support griffey
>>
>>75058023
asking too much
just be grateful you still have any baseball to watch unlike oakland fans who will have to move to las vegas next year
>>
>>75058058

https://youtu.be/l-Y8T5G_A88

That was the last year they were in the postseason. Also life support Jr was and is better than 75% of the lineup in recent years.
>>
>>75057876
The Whos had ten thousand people in the stands for opening day. No one will be even close to them.
>>
B*rry B*nds
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DUDE OVERWEIGHT PITCHER
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>>75057940
Shields starts are probably the best games to go to. Empty seats and a good chance of going home with a free baseball
>>
>>75058157
>tfw old/fat
>>
>>75058157
Next time they'll boo him like they did Murphy
>new yorkers
>classy
Pick one.
>>
>>75058157
dude fat lmao
>>
Is there a single white person on the Injuns?
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>>75058357
Kipnis?
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*takes you deep

>>75058357
Guyer is the only white male in the lineup tonight, but Kipnis and Naquin
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>>75058372
Looks Jewish
>>
>>75058357
kluber
>>
>>75058403
Yeah he's also white you fucking anti-semite
>>
>>75058357
>being this retarded
>>
Anyone here got some advice on adjusting to online MLB 17? It feels like I have to swing a full second late to get very early timing
>>
the jays offense is SO bad its depressing
>>
>>75058484
Welcome to Trump's retarded America.
>>
>>75058504
Get really drunk
>>
>>75058525
kek. I'm in for a painful ride if I keep trying to play Diamond Dynasty online, aren't i
>>
>>75058516
God be Mexican back in Mexico wetback.
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>pitcher walks out to plate
>refuse to swing on any pitch
>literally give the pitcher a free out
>get applauded on the way to the dugout

national league baseball was a mistake
>>
>>75058401
Holy shit are there even 8000 people there? That's pathetic
>>
>>75058543
>God is a Mexican to Mexicans

Deep
>>
>>75058541
No idea, I just exclusively play MLB while drunk.
>>
>>75058507
come watch the mariners game
>1-16 risp
>>
>>75058554
Rangers fans are the most intelligent and loyals fans in baseball some trip told me that
>>
>>75058543
Those horribad grammar skills
Trump supporter
Yup. Everything checks out.
>>
>>75058592
>autofill from a phone is grammar now
No that would be spelling if anything. I understand English is not your native language but that's why you should be in your native country instead of in mine.
>>
>>75058572
>>75058507
Should see the White Sox

>10 Ks
>cant even get RISP in the first place
>>
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>/hoc/fags have literally ruined the jays fanbase

icefight was a mistake
>>
>>75058701
Melky Cabrera did.

Why haven't you traded him yet? He can hit and you're not going to finish higher than 4th anyway.
>>
>>75058710
Well maybe you should immigrate to America and watch baseball without your leaf.
>>
>>75058710
>the jays fanbase used to be good
hahahahaha no
>>
The Optimist v Pessimist maple civil war rearing its head again
>>
>>75058569
I guess it's time to suck with my Oklahoma City Bombers forever!
>>
>>75058885
Every season. Every year. It will settle itself out soon, with the Pessimists winning like they always do.
>>
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>>75058885
>>
>>75058883
it was if you watched baseball before 2015, your post just makes me think you are new to the sport itself
>>
>>75058885
The exchanges where two Leafs would argue over which one was more retarded were classic.
>>
>>75058868
Didn't seem like melky was even considered for trade

I mean the actual main question is who else would want him?
>>
>>75058948
Lot's of teams, he can hit.
>>
>>75058948
I like Melky. I'd trade him to...the White Sox. So that way he can never leave.
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>>75058885
what if they jays just tried not playing like complete and total garbage for the entirety of april for once?
>>
>>75058930
I've been watching baseball since 1901 faggot
>>
>>75059018
Then they wouldn't be the Jays. The wrong Canadian baseball franchise went south.
>>
turn on the rockies brewers game if you want to see a whole lot of spaghetti
>>
>>75059036
>tfw your great great great g-ma is shitposting on /mlb/
>>
A
BIG
RED
DOWN
ARROW
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>>75059018
>its a martin and tulo hit under .100 with a 40% k rate for an entire month for no fucking reason episode
>>
>>75059054
The prospect of the rags going 0-3 is funnier. I'll stay here and wait for them to blow it.
>>
Bartolo Colon just outpitched Jacob deGrom
>>
>>75059082
get off my lawn sonny
>>
why tf does tinder need 600 MB
>>
>>75059123
To send your info to the local free clinic and fill your STD meds.
>>
>>75059123
bots
>>
basbeall newfag here, if a batter huts the ball and it bounces on the ground then goes into the stands whats the call? is it a homerun?
>>
>>75059196

you're not allowed to hut the ball, you have to hit it
>>
>>75059207
sorry I meant to say hit*
>>
>>75059196
Ground rule double
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>>75059227
Meaning batter automatically goes to second base, next batter up
>>
I said it last year. Jerad Eickhoff is a borderline elite player
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>on pace to strand 1944 runners on base this season
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>>75059267
If you're really lucky you can pump those numbers up to 2000.
>>
>>75059267
Première série, famille.
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>Getting shut out by the dads
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>>75059360
Dads are the best team in the NL West right now.
>>
>Phillies getting shutout by the shitty reds
>Reds getting shutout by the shitty phillies
>>
SF Giants vs ARI Diamondbacks #3

9:40 PM ET |6:40 PM PT

>>75059352
>>75059352
>>75059352
>>
>>75059406

both SPs are actually throwing very good games lad
>>
>>75059360
Nothing wrong with getting shutout against the most vibrant and explosive defense in the league
>>
>>75059419
I know. I'm a Phillies fan!
>>
I'm pretty sure if the Cubs refused to play people of color the way Cleveland is refusing to play white people it would not be considered acceptable.
>>
Mattingly tossed.
>>
>>75059398
did somebody mention us?
>>
>coming home from cubs game
>on I-94
>wild faggots in vw jettas literally having a big gay dance party out of their windows on changing lanes without a fucking care
>get forced off I-94 somewhere in Lake View because you value your car that cost you more than 200$ and they give a fuck if they hit you
>ominous sounds of a flat tire, hear the rubber flapping on the road
>exit vehicle, immediately hear the permanent ambient ABBA tunes
>it's dark, you see short black tanktops floating in the distance and rainbow-colored lipstick smiling but nothing else
>they're moving in, you get back in the car regardless of what damage you'll do to the wheel
>they've already orgied relentlessly on all the streets around you like black hawk down
>you have to run away, but it's boystown where it's illegal for a straight guy to run away from faggots
>they laugh as you call the police
>"hello thweetie how are youuuuuuu todayyyyy? im thuperrrrrr thankth for athkinggggggggg!"
>you get raped and they force you in their big gay orgy
>>
God dammit Eickhoff has a gorgeous curve
>>
>>75059036
Turn your trip back on, Honus
>>
>>75059534
>>75059534
fuck off Bill
>>
Christ Finnegan is on fire.
>>
>they bought into the steve ".300 with RISP" pearce meme
>>
>>75059728
>they bought into the "jays wont strand 1944 base runners over the course of a season" meme
>>
>>75059699
lit: who?
>>
>>75059742
Brandon Finnegan

FUCK GOD DAMMIT JERAD
>>
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>tfw when a thundering roar from 34, to give it all they got


Buck Truck post when
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>>75059813
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>>75059813
>>75059813
>>75059813
NEW
>>75059813
>>75059813
>>75059813
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>The current state of Rags fans
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